#SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING YELLING AAAAAAAAA

[hektor-apologist]

okok so i finally got home and can properly write down my thoughts on the tristamp season finale

gonna put it under a cut bc i KNOW there will be spoilers for both tristamp season finale AND trigun in general bc THOUGHTS (TM) u know?

i've been thinking about it for a while but tristamp really felt like a prequel to the actual trigun storyline (which was made obvious by the fact that july was still standing lmao) BUT this means that the next time we see knives it'll be after he's been in a pod for a while to recover from the angel arm which MEANS long hair knives (potentially. please. please i will go feral. PLEASE)

also on the line of that - it was 20 years between july's destruction and when knives finally shows up again, but the timeskip here is only 2 years so that either means tristamp knives has a super good healing pod thingy or he's just built different lmao

obligatory OH MY GOD THE ANGEL ARM IN TRISTAMP OINIGSRNEKGIN I LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING WHEN IT SHOWED UP I WAS LIKE AAAAAAAAA

THE FIGHT SCENE TOO LIKE BRO THE ANIMATION BLEW ME AWAY IT WAS SO GOOD EVERYTHIGN YOU COULD WANT OUT OF A FIGHT SCENE THE BITING THE GUN THE AOGINFJLRENAGTRSHIGNRAIGOKL

ANOTHER THING: THE DESIGNS. the entire design of the angel arm was so cool it looked so good i love how the power core in the middle WAS the cube holy shit literally made me gasp and then start coughing ontrjgsnhyjs. and then VASH!!!! his og hairstyle!!! even if just for a second!!! it looked so good omg i really hope after the timeskip when he gets the haircut it'll go back to that style (plsplspls)

ALSO!!! VASH IN BLACK!!!!! i know nightow has really enjoyed doing the palette switches esp for vash (and esp with the hair color lol). but with the coat itself becoming black it was like red was his tie to humanity and during the fight he just let go of it and accepted the plant part of himself (seen through the colors and the wing (omg the wing)) BUT he still never let go of his love of humanity the whole time (screaming sobbing pounding on my desk)

another thing that really interested me was the whole like innate power thing itself bc in the manga it is said that vash has a LOT more than knives (no inferiority complex food there for knives absolutely not) but it was REALLY interesting how the angel arm was tied (?) to the higher plane cube rather than knives and vash themselves

i'm sure plenty of other people have said enough abotu the whole "knvies went to the higher plane for the plants' souls even tho it's been shown/we know the plants have souls in THIS plane" thing so i'm just gonna brush by that...

WOLFWOOD. how did he get to the literal outskirts of july in such a short amount of time. and how did he get back to the TOP of a building in the middle of july in an even shorter amount of time brqrwmaflglng. did he ask zazie for a ride?? can he teleport in tristamp for some unknown reason??? idk man

(TIMESKIP TIME WAHOOOO)

WE'RE DEFINITELY GETTING MILLY I'M SO EXCITED I LOVE HER OMG LITERALLY GOING TO CRY I FORCED MY FRIEND TO WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF '98 TRIGUN AFTER WE FINISHED THE FINALE JUST SO THEY COULD SEE MILLY HNIHGSNKJB

ERIKS!!! ERIKS!!! OH YM GOD I LITERALLY LIKE YELLED WHEN HE CAME ON SCREEN I WAS LIKE "AAAAAAAA MY BOY" I'VE WANTED TO SEE HIM SO MUCH ESP WITH THE STUDIO ORANGE DESIGNS BEING SO GOOD I JUST AAAAAA

#had to get my thoughts out somewhere so i can actually focus on doing my homework lmao #unfortunately lab reports won't write themselves if you're mentally screaming about trigun :( #trigun #trigun stampede #trigun stampede spoilers

[cloud-somersault]

EXPLODES TOU x1000!!!!!!!!!! EXPLODES YOU x1000!!!!!!!!!!

wailing screaming crying yelling shouting sobbing. etcetera.

READING FIC AND?!?!?! AND?!!!?!?!???!?! AUGHHHHH AAAAAAAAA WAAHHH UGHHHH AUHHHHH OWHHHHHHH RRRAHHHHHH OUUUUUGHHHHHH WWWWOUUGHHHHH AOOUUUGHHHHHH AAAAUUUUUU OUAHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

.... so you're liking constellations then? LMFAOOOOOO

#ask #i love this ask LMFASJDAOI #i dunno what to say #i guess i just got exploded 2000 times!!!!!!!!!!!! #this is what reading gay monkey fic does to a person

[denialcity]

so what if I...... mayhaps.... started writing a one-shot abt ur dt3 stuff.... and it's just porn. What I'm sayin is Can I Have Your Approval to post it (with tagging u as inspo ofc)

YESYESYESYESYES💕💖💕💕💖💕💕💖💕 OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE DO (please also tag @firecoloredwater bc the OCs are shared!) AAAAAAAAA WE'RE YELLING WE'RE YELLING PLEASE DO THANK YOU💕💖💕💕💖

we've got character notes bc we're halfway doing the character sheets and sexy specific notes if it helps? under the cut! <3 thank you so much but like no pressure and also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💕💖💕

Uchiha Takami

eldest of Madara's brothers

he will step on anyone

looking for trouble and if he cannot find it, he will create it.

even if he can find it, he might still create it.

sometimes 'Uchiha diplomacy' is 'Madara picks Takami up and carries him away so Meguru can solve whatever problems Takami created'

sadism is a normal character trait, right?

objectively awful. basically genderbent azula ATLA

he cares about 5 things maximum. (list is currently 1.Meguru, 2. Madara, 3. Tajima, 4. the Uchiha (general concept) 5. Kawarama (he's mad about it))

gives everyone nicknames especially of the "sweetheart (derogatory)" variety

Uchiha Meguru (Hako)

2nd eldest of Madara's brothers

assigned diplomat at birth

Hako (alternate reading of his name) is the nickname Takami gave him but basically the whole clan uses it.

Eldest Daughter Syndrome, always under pressure to look and act perfect and manage everyone and everything bc Takami is Like That

beloved by the clan for being someone who makes problems (Takami) go away

prettiest. hates being dirty and gross. half the clan lowkey crushing on him

repressed super mean streak. comes out on enemies, sometimes allies/clanmates if he's stressed enough, but especially Kawarama because he picked Kawarama as the safe person to be mean to

stressed and tired is a character trait, right?

lowkey halfway to ascension vibes, the clan thinks he's like a goddess

gets along with Takami despite him being the source of 2/3 of the Problems Meguru has to solve because Takami likes when Meguru is mean

least skilled fighter of the brothers but makes up for it by being a vicious berserker to cope with all the stress also fights the dirtiest

has trauma/triggers around suiton mastery after nearly drowning on the battlefield (thanks Tobirama)

Sexy notes

Taka goes first Always

Meguru often doesn't go at all, he's gray-a and more interested in the aesthetics and getting reactions than actually getting off himself. usually he's there to assist/ be sexy furniture.

Meguru is using this as stress relief/letting himself express the repressed mean streak but he didn't realise Kawarama didn't get that until the breakup

the relationship is basically competing to overwhelm each other, but since it's 2v1 Taka and Meguru win 99% of the time pre-breakup, but after getting back together Kawarama can sometimes get Meguru's help to vs Taka

Kawarama has a seal that amplifies sensation. Taka and Meguru both really love it (but don't think to Say so until after getting back together)

Taka just likes Intense in any form

Kawarama is into basically everything that isn't a plausible threat of maiming, but he will get competitive and indignant if he's laughed at at all (which is how he got into this)

Meguru does Not like being messy or marked in any way. early in the relationship he stays out of the way or retaliates, but later on Kawarama gets to clean Meguru up and heal anything that needs it after sex

#dt3 #uchiha takami #uchiha meguru #OCs #replies from the city council #WIP #SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING YELLING AAAAAAAAA #EXCITED THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAA #hello spicy food

[whumpshaped]

well fuck our election situation is also Sad

this year we'll be chosing between uh [checks scribble on hands] shitty old man nº1 and shitty old man nº2 :')

BUT HEY it's a beautiful country at least!

BY THE GODS!!! THAT SCENE OF WHUMPEE DISCARDED AND SAD IN A DAMP CARDBOARD BOX SHIVERING FROM THE COLD WILL LIVE IN MY HEAD FOREVERMORE you have blessed my day thank you

by the gods that's just perfect

and then whumper one takes their pet back in and i can only imagine whumper two would be furious and can you imagine how utterly terrified of them whumpee would be??? how they'd try to do their best to please both whumpers at once but since their personalities are so conflicting theyd just end up pissing BOTH of them off!!! aaaaaaaaa the ideas the possibilities i cant even word it right just- yes.

- 🧽

and can u imagine when whumpee finally snaps and starts crying and screaming at whumper two abt "U HATED ME FOR NO REASON FROM THE FIRST MOMENT!!!! I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT CAN I!!!! WHY DO U HATE ME SO MUCH UR JUST SO MEAN PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT U WANT"

and whumper one is just staring, bewildered, bc what the fuck why is their pet yelling thats so messed up. and whumper two just stares at them and says "i want to get rid of u. for good." and it makes whumpee break down and fall to their knees and sob and just beg them to do it then. just kill them. they want nothing but to make them happy for once and if they gotta die then they Will.

#asks #silly anon

[kimetsu-no-reader]

AAAAA I just discovered ur blog and im in love, ur writing is AMAZING 🥺 could i please request giyuu x reader where giyuu sees reader for the first time after 4 years (basically since sabito's death as they were best friends before?) saving tanjiro squad from a demon (using whichever breath style you like!) And hes like, in shock bc its been so long and its just like a cutesy emotional reunion?? Maybe they hug eachother like crazy? Thank you SOSOSO much if u do this! 💖💗💕

AaAAAaAAa THANK YOU SO MUCH ;; That means so much to me!! 💖🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I’m so happy you enjoy my work, and I hope you enjoy this one!!

Giyuu Tomioka

You’d heard a faint scream in the distance as you were taking your usual stroll around the outskirts of the small village you resided in. You knew the scream all too well at this point; one that radiated the need for help.

You clenched the blade on your side and proceeded to run towards the aforementioned noise, making quick work of the ground as you all but glided across it.

The faint sounds of what seemed to be a bird talking also came across your ears.

“...demon! ...Tanjirou... trouble!” Those were all the words you could make out from where you currently were, but whoever this Tanjirou person was seemed to be in trouble. You were also well aware now that you were probably about to intervene with the Demon Slayer Corps, which made you feel slightly uneasy.

After a bit of sprinting, you finally came across a huge, relatively vile looking demon; along with it, a boy with a checkered haori, and another... boy (you assumed, given the lack of shirt) wearing a boar mask. Both were heavily wounded, the boar-wearing one more severely than checkerboard.

You feel like you’d hidden your presence well enough to land an attack on the demon in question, so you drew your sword; with one swift motion, you muttered, your breathing as steady as possible:

“Total Concentration: Breath of Water... Twelfth Form: White Water Riptide!”

Your sword sliced through the demon’s neck effortlessly, two thin streams of water following your sword, encircling the demon’s neck to deliver the killing cut.

As you landed softly onto the ground, you sheathed your sword, taking a deep breath as the demon’s head flopped on the ground with a heavy thud beside your feet; the ribbon you had tied in your hair had accidentally flown off when you killed the demon, landing in front of you as well.

The two boys in front of you just stared at you, the dark red haired one’s jaw was slightly agape. You couldn’t get a read on the other, though. But you were pretty sure his face was the same way.

“What?” You glanced at them, blowing a few stray strands of your hair out of your face as you addressed them.

“Who the hell are you?!” Yelled the brutish boar, who had way too much energy for looking like he’d been slung to hell and back.

“Inosuke!” Yelled the other, scolding him. “I’m terribly sorry, ma’am!” He bowed his head, grabbing the back of Inosuke’s head and making him bow along with.

“We’re forever in your debt! Thank you for saving us!”

“Kamaboko Gonpachiro! Fight me!” Inosuke yelled in protest as the other’s hand gripped the back of his neck, still forcing him to be in a bowed position.

You leaned over to grab the ribbon from the ground, tying your hair back up as you stood straight again.

“Don’t mention it-” You said curtly, pausing mid-sentence and furrowing your brow. “Say, are you two part of the Demon Slayer Corps?”

“Yes ma’am!” Responded checkboard haori. He’s so polite. You thought to yourself.

“My name is Tanjirou Kamado, and this is Inosuke Hashibira!” He added, removing his hand from Inosuke and walking up to you. You were still incredibly puzzled as to how he was walking considering how damaged they looked.

“Why did the pig called you Konosuba Gazpacho?” You tilted your head, looking at Tanjirou. “Did he get hit in the head during your fight?”

Tanjirou stifled a laugh, but the other boy was definitely not pleased.

“LISTEN!” The half-naked one yelled, “Just because you saved us doesn’t mean you’re strong! Don’t go thinking you can talk to me like that!”

You snorted, rolling your eyes a little bit. “Yeah, okay.” was all you responded with.

Meanwhile, in the midst of squabbling with Inosuke, you hadn’t noticed the familiar presence behind you.

“You.” Came a familiar voice, and you froze. For the first time in years, your total concentration breathing had ceased momentarily; heart leaping into your throat. Your head turned slowly to look behind you, eyes widened as you gazed upon the raven haired man behind you.

He had dropped his sword, something that shocked the two boys in front of you.

“Giyuu-san!” Tanjirou yelled, his eyes lighting up as he addressed the water hashira. “Do you know this girl? She just saved our lives!”

You took a sharp breath of air, completely numb to all of the sound around you.

“Is that? Is that really Giyuu?” Is all you could think. Your hands were clammy, but you turned your body towards the taller man. You looked at his face, and noticed two glimmering lines of tears streaming down his face as he spoke your name.

Almost immediately, you were also crying. Your chest felt like it was on fire as you ran towards Giyuu, hugging him with enough force to make him stumble backwards, landing on his back as you lay on top of him, practically sobbing.

“Oh my god, it’s you! It’s really you!” You repeated over and over, pressing your face into Giyuu’s chest, his arms were wrapped around your small frame, pressing you closely against him.

“I never thought I’d see you again!” You cried, gripping his mismatched haori.

“I thought you were dead,” Tomioka mumbled, sitting himself and you up, his hands firmly grasping your shoulders as he looked at your face “I really thought you were dead. I-”

You cut him off by pressing your lips against his, making Inosuke and Tanjirou turn around in embarrassment.

“Get a room, you animals!” Inosuke yelled.

You could feel Giyuu take in a sharp inhale of breath, his body growing warm with your sudden action. His face was stained a light shade of pink as well.

“I’m not dead,” You mumbled against his lips, breath quivering slightly as you spoke. “I just, I couldn’t deal with what happened to Sabito and Makomo and I-”

“Left?” The water hashira cut you off, the slightest hint of pain in his voice as he did.

You looked down, placing your hands in your lap, nodding slightly in acknowledgement.

Tomioka placed his hands on either side of your face, lightly cupping your cheeks and pulling your head up to look at him. His face had gone back to his usual calm demeanor, but a slight smile was present.

“Just don’t disappear again, alright?” His thumb trailed across your cheek, making you giggle a little at the touch.

“Fine.” You smiled, placing your hands on top of his.

Meanwhile, Tanjirou and Inosuke were whispering back and forth to each other about whether or not you two were an item, both wondering where the hell you came from.

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#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #giyuu #giyuu tomioka #tomioka #tomioka giyuu #giyuu x reader #giyuu tomioka x reader #tomioka x reader #tomioka giyuu x reader #inosuke hashiriba #inosuke #hashiriba #tanjirou kamado #kamado #tanjirou #reader insert #iqradraws

[breezy-cheezy]

Some venting from my latest Final Fantasy XV gameplay: an excerpt: (I’d mark spoilers but this game is a couple years old by now so...)

....what do you MEAN Luna dies already??!! I thought that would be way later not just smack dab in the middle what WHAT--

ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IGNIS IS BLIND NOW??!!!!

Aaaaaaaaa I knew this game got sad eventually but I thought that would be later?? I knew Leviathan was bad news....I didn’t know ALL of this crap happened with it??

- I knew Luna was going to die because she has that...character feel. Also I’ve seen fanart. But gosh dang I cried alot anyway heck DANG IT--

- Leviathan sucks and so does Ardyn but hot dang the boss fight with Leviathan was pretty dang cool; getting to ride up to it on a missle with Prompto gave me KH2 end-fight vibes, fighting by your best friend?? LOVE that. 

- W...why is Iggy blind...what HAPPENED. WHY is that cut from the game and added as DLC?? I feel like that’s extremely important, I hate that DX (FYI I bought all the DLC eps (except Ardyn coz I hate him) and I have yet to play them...got my hands full with the game itself)

- I was expecting Ignis to just...carry on as normal. Like. He’d be so cool he doesn’t NEED to see and can still kick butt but.....no. The game chucks you into possibly the WORST dungeon terrain for a blind person and forces you to watch your once hyper-capable friend/advisor stumble and fall and struggle to keep up CONSTANTLY. You set up camp and realize there’s only canned food and cup noodles available because...that’s right. Iggy’s blind. No more amazing meals because he can’t...cook anymore....That...gameplay and story-wise was probably even more heartbreaking than Luna’s death....I remember a comment that Iggy doesn’t really need glasses badly, but he wants his vision to be PERFECT because he hates missing things...now he’s blind and this is so poetically cruel I hate it I hate it ughhhhhh...!!!! His attitude about it is actually...really good though, Ignis is a super cool character....

- I DO want to say I love Prompto so much. He’s trying so so hard to stay bright and cheerful to hold the group together (even with Gladio being an overly pushy BUTTHEAD and Noctis grieving and just barely keeping himself together) even though I’m sure he’s terrified...also he’s the main one staying back and helping Ignis through stumbles and walking in general, and just!! I love him SO MUCH my poor sweet sweet boy!! ;;A;; 

- Gladio’s passive-aggressiveness through this whole thing was so stressful omg, I can’t STAND friends arguing like that...I know it’s not real but it makes me cringe y’know?? ;;;;; 

- Also I know Bad things happen on a train. I yelled when I realized we were on a train. Ack. 

- and YEAH Noctis accidentally shoving Prompto off a train is the majority of it no NOOOOOO--my mood after has majorly been:

It’s Ardyn’s fault I hate him I hate him-- I KNEW that was an illusion the way he was talking--

- Noctis waking up and calling Iggy and screaming/near sobbing for him to stop the train (when they can’t) just shattered my heart. Noctis is sounding increasingly unhinged as we go and wow this voice actor is doing great, thanks, I’m crying. Nice to see how much he cares about Prom, wish THIS didn’t have to happen though---

- Thank goodness for Arenea. I didn’t even know she existed before playing, but wow she’s cool. More of her plz....

- The whole Shiva thing was wild? Didn’t expect that. 

- Long story short I had to stop as soon as I hit chapter 13 coz I need to sleep. But I’m super wound up so here’s a rant post. I also hear 13 is...a doozy....(mainly, from the superbutterbuns vid, they didn’t seem to like it AT ALL) so probably a good place to stop?? 

- I’m glad I put off the boat ride to level and do stupid side quests, that’s REALLY paying off. I miss that light atmosphere...I KNEW this game would be sad, but the way they work it into gameplay and stuff...it’s like many kicks to the gut over and over my poor shattered heart!! Thanks Square Enix......

#breezy babbles #ff15 #breezy plays FFXV #no one has to read these sorry #Square Enix tears out my heart and stomps on it repeatedly all the time it's fine #the way they talk about the world falling to darkness REALLY reminds me of KH?? #prime crossover material y'all #I also got Prom's motel scene #where he lays out so many of his insecurities to Noct #and I just!! where is my hug prompto button???!! #he's a good boy trying his best!!!! #U G H #another very unrelated note #Noct is very cute and surprisingly good with kids?? #taking an interest in cactuar statuettes for that one little boy... #almost any kid he just gets down on one knee to talk to them #this is the KING #he doesn't think twice about this stuff it's precious #Prom is so good with kids too ugh they're all just KIDS #the older I get the more tragic stories like this get for me I think... #i should sleep.. #I should take a break from the game and draw lots of fluff.... #I'm behind on drawing...everything...*headdesk* #tomorrow then....goodnight

[coldphoenix]

Skinny Dipping

Author’s Note:-

So I said I would do a request for my friend @littlepuku… she gave me a prompt list, and I picked one for Aspen and Nodin. But uh… I got a little carried away with the idea, so I included two followup sketches with Viola and Bassoon as well XD I hope that’s okay lol. Enjoy! Aspen, Nodin and Bassoon belong to @littlepuku.

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Giggle. Squeal! “Ssh! You’ll wake the kids…” “Sorry…” Nodin but her lip, trying to contain her excitement as she followed her husband into the water. They were on a family camping trip. Everybody had gone to bed, Aspen and Nodin included. But Nodin couldn’t sleep, so she’d gone outside to look at the stars… and she must have woken Aspen, because not long after he joined her. Then Nodin had noticed how pretty the lake looked under the moonlight… and Aspen had suggested they go for a swim. So now, with a burning blush upon her cheeks, Nodin watched Aspen step into the water, using his tail as a guide. “Oh! It’s cold.” Aspen commented. He didn’t mind much, though. He liked this idea. He submerged himself in the water, and spiralled away from land, towards the centre of the moonlit lake. “Hey!” Nodin whispered harshly from the lakeside; he could just about hear her. “Wait for me!”

She didn’t want to yell too loud, in case she woke their children. But he was so far away! Couldn’t he sense it? It seemed like he didn’t care. Nodin dipped the tip of her tail into the water, and flinched at its coldness. It was a warm summer’s evening, but still the water wasn’t so warm… Nodin didn’t really like cold water. But… Aspen was waiting for her. That was more important! She bit her lip in excitement, and let out another small giggle. “I’m coming…” She squealed, and carefully lowered herself into the lake.

Aaaa… “Aspen…!” Nodin whispered, as loudly and as discreetly as she could. “It’s cold…” She made her way over to him; she could just about see his outline in the distance. He was floating on the water; he seemed so relaxed… it was nice. A small smile formed on Nodin’s face, and she felt a warmth in her heart. He seemed very peaceful…

She got closer to him; close enough to see his face. “Aspen…” Nodin’s smile brightened when he turned towards the sound of her voice, and offered a friendly grin. “It’s not too cold?” He questioned, moving into an upright position. “It’s okay…” Nodin swam closer to him, and caught his tail with her foot. She giggled as he wrapped his tail around her, and pulled her against him. “I can warm you up.” Aspen purred. “Giggle. Okay then!” Nodin felt her cheeks burning as he placed his arms around her, entangling his tail in hers. He planted a kiss on her cheek; he could feel her smile. It was… beautiful. “Nodin…” Aspen spoke softly against her, nuzzling his face against hers. He felt… so in love with her. It was so nice, being able to hold her… “I love you.” “I love you too…” Nodin whispered. She placed her lips on his, and they kissed for a long moment. She could feel his tail stroking hers, and his hands caressing her back… then they moved down. “Aspen!” Nodin broke away from the kiss, her cheeks turning bright purple. “Right here?” “Why not?” Aspen grinned. “Isn’t that why people do this sort of thing?” “I… I don’t know…” Nodin answered shyly. “Maybe…” “Well… so long as we’re quiet, and don’t wake the kids…” Aspen beamed. “What do you think?”

Nodin looked at him, and couldn’t help but giggle. The expression on his face… it was so bright and child-like; he looked so excited! It was cute. “Okay.” Nodin bit her lip, and nodded. “But… we have to be quiet.” “Mm.” Aspen moved his hand across his lips to zip them shut, causing Nodin to laugh.

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“Viola…?” Bassoon whispered as loudly as he could, whilst trying to stay quiet. “Come on… stop messing around!” He looked around the lake. He was nervous, and terrified of getting caught. He and Viola had snuck out after everyone had gone to bed… Viola thought it would be fun to go for a swim. It had kind of seemed like a fun idea to Bassoon as well, so he’d agreed to go… but Viola always had to take things too far, and she’s gone underwater and gone off swimming on her own. Bassoon didn’t see where she went, and now he was stuck out on the lake. He didn’t want to go back to the tent, because he didn’t want to leave her on her own out here… but he couldn’t call out for her either, in case he woke his parents and siblings. This was so annoying! “Viola…!” Bassoon whispered harshly, becoming more frustrated by the second. This wasn’t funny! “Come on, stop – aaa!” He clasped his hands over his mouth, to silence his own scream before he could wake anyone. He felt something… he really hoped it was her. There was something… touching his privates. His exposed privates… he knew he should have worn his swim shorts! Viola had said it would be fun to go naked, but this wasn’t fun for him! This was creepy! Was it a fish…? Ewwwww, if it was a fish he would cry! “V…” Bassoon spoke through his hands, his body trembling. This was horrible… “Vi… aaa…” It felt warm, and tight… uhhhhh, this was her, right…? It wasn’t a fish, or a frog… or a crocodile? Oh, no! What if it was a crocodile? What if it bit his thing off? “Aaaa!” Bassoon cried out in fright, desperately splashing away from the creature. He flailed at it, and felt the harsh thud of his foot diving into its skull. Then sudden a jolt of panic shot through Bassoon’s heart. That hadn’t felt like a crocodile… it hadn’t feel like a fish either… oops…

Splash! Just as he’d feared, Viola’s head popped out from under the water, and she set her eyes upon him. She looked annoyed… Aww… he felt bad now… “Bassoon, what the hell!” She barked. “Sorry!” Bassoon whimpered. “I thought you were a crocodile!” “What kind of crocodile gives a blowjob?” Viola argued. “If I was a crocodile I would have just bitten it off!” “I thought maybe it was tasting it first…” Bassoon felt his cheeks burning, as an overwhelming sense of embarrassment and guilt overcame him. He didn’t mean to hurt her… He hadn’t been thinking – it was instinct! “Sorry… I’ve never done this before. And – you were the one that left me!” He pouted. “I didn’t know what you were doing!” “Hmm…” Viola sighed, calming down. She looked at him, studying the guilty, ashamed, defensive expression upon his face… He had all sorts of emotions going on, and they were all bad ones. He was obviously upset… … Poor thing. She smirked slightly. “I was just trying to have fun.” She grinned. “Don’t be so uptight. And don’t freak out. If you’re in the lake with your girlfriend and you feel something sucking your dick, it’s probably your girlfriend.” “Uh… okay…” Bassoon mumbled sheepishly. Well yeah… that made more sense… When he thought about it… What else would do that…? “Unless it’s a leach fish.” “A – a what?” Bassoon yelped, his eyes widening. What the heck was that? “Yeah. They crawl up inside your dick to suck the blood.” Viola said. “And they dig their teeth right in. It’s impossible to remove them without just cutting the dick off.” “What!” Bassoon shrieked, and immediately clasped his hand over his mouth when he realised how loud he was. Crap! Did anybody hear that? But – aaaaaaaaa, was she being serious? This was a joke, right? She was joking, right? “Ssh! You’ll get us caught.” Viola whispered. She smirked again, and giggled. “But it doesn’t matter, does it? If we have to cut it off, you can regenerate.” “I still don’t want to go through it!” Bassoon cried, from behind his hands. “I’m getting out!”

He turned to swim back to the tent, when he heard Viola giggling, and felt something soft against his back. It was probably her boobs… Bassoon would blush, if he wasn’t so terrified. He just wanted to get out of here! This lake was dangerous! “Settle down…” Viola whispered, her breath tickling his ear as she spoke. Bassoon’s cheeks darkened slightly… it felt nice. She knew his ears were his weak spot…

He felt her arms wrap around him, and her hands slide down his chest, over his belly, towards his lower region. “They can’t get you if I’m in the way, right…?” “Uh…” Bassoon’s blush deepened, as he became increasingly aware of her hands on him. She was stroking him… “V-Viola… you were kidding, right…?” He whimpered. “There aren’t really fish like that in here…?” “I dunno, maybe.” Viola shrugged. She’d thought nothing of answering honestly, until she felt his entire body tense. “Vi…” Bassoon sobbed. “Really…?” “Don’t worry.” Viola giggled. “I’m sure there aren’t.” she planted a kiss behind his ear, and smirked when he shivered in response. He was a little excited; she could feel it in her hand. “But… just to be sure, how about I hide it…?” “Uh…” Bassoon swallowed, his antennae twitching. He didn’t know how to answer, because he honestly felt so conflicted. There were pros, and cons… but she took his silence as a yes, and Bassoon felt the soft squishiness of her boobs leave his back, and he heard the sound of her lowering herself underwater… then he felt a tight, wet warmth around him, and he bit his lip. Well… so long as she made a good seal… maybe for a little while… “Ah…” He closed his eyes, and soon forgot about the scary fish.

xxxxx

Kiss. Giggle. Nodin tried to keep her squeals quiet as she and Aspen made their way back to the shore, hand in hand. They’d done it in the water… it was so naughty! She felt like a newly wed, or like she was meeting up with her secret boyfriend! It was so exciting! “We should do this again sometime…” Aspen whispered. “What do you think?” He tapped her butt with his tail, causing her to giggle again. “Okay!” She whispered back. “But be quiet, the kids might hear –”

Suddenly, Nodin stopped dead in her tracks. They… weren’t alone. There were… witnesses. In the water, by the shore, naked from the waist up at least… there were Viola and Bassoon. Bassoon looked… mortified. “U-Uh…” he choked, his cheeks darkening and his body shaking. Oh, no! They’d been caught! “H-Hi…” Quick! He had to think of an excuse! His mind was racing. Had Nodin seen Viola’s boobs yet? Had Viola put them away? Oh, he hoped Viola had put them away… please don’t let her be naked… Bassoon glanced at Viola, and noticed that she was still unclothed, and making no attempt to cover herself. Dammit! Why? What was wrong with her? He looked back at his mother, and desperately threw out the first thing he could think of. “I… I was too warm – we – we were too warm in the tent.” Bassoon stammered. “S-So we… we just decided to swim naked. To… to cool off.” “Mm?” Aspen hummed, turning his head towards the sound of Bassoon’s voice. “Is that Bassoon?” “Y-Yeah…” Nodin nodded, a deep blush forming on her face. “And Viola… um…” She let go of Aspen’s hand and looked at Bassoon sheepishly, not seeming to realise what they’d been up to. She was too concerned with hiding her own activities… “We – we wanted to cool off as well.” Nodin said. “And… I wanted to see if there were water lilies, and I wanted to view the forest from the lake…” She hurriedly thought up a couple of excuses, hoping at least one of them sounded plausible. This was so embarrassing… “Oh…” Bassoon nodded. “Y-Yeah. Us too. We – we didn’t find any lilies though…” “No, us neither.” Nodin replied. “It was disappointing.” Bassoon said. “Yes.” Nodin nodded in agreement. “It was the main reason we came out here.” “Yeah…”

The four of them remained silent for a moment, with Nodin and Bassoon struggling to make eye contact, each of them wondering if the other believed them… until Viola finally spoke up. “Were you two doing it?” She asked bluntly. “Because… we were. That was pretty much the only thing we came out to do. I wasn’t looking for water lilies.” “Wha!” Bassoon started to cry out, before his breath was stifled by his own shock. How… how could she say that? “Oh! Ho ho.” Aspen started chuckling, a wide grin forming on his face. “Yes! Actually, us too!” He put his arm around Nodin, and blushed slightly. “Well… when you become parents, you don’t often get the chance. You two don’t know how lucky you are.” “I think my parents have the same problem.” Viola grinned, and laughed along with Aspen, while Nodin and Bassoon looked absolutely mortified.

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