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#Rqg barnes
knifemartin · 1 month
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18 month timeskip crew choose your own adventure!
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How I think RQG Characters would react to being given a gun
Sasha: Fascinated by the mechanics of how it works, but doesn't actually like it as a weapon because it's so loud. she tries it out once or twice and everyone hides
Grizzop: He thinks it's more efficient and practical than a bow, but he prays to Artemis before using it for the first time to make sure she's ok with it
Cel: Immediately tries to figure out if they can use it to make their explosions bigger. Or maybe add it to their village's tank? What about if we make it shoot electric bullets? Or maybe...
Azu: Handles it very gingerly, scared of shooting it accidentally. She's not entirely sure how it works, but she prefers to kill people with her axe anyway.
Hamid: "Well, i mean, it's not bad, but i can still hurt more people with a Fireball!"
Zolf: Keeps it in his room as an emergency weapon, is actually not too bad at using it but still prefers his glaive
Bertie: Oh no. By the love of God do not give Sir Bertrand a gun. You can't even imagine the casualties
Some NPCs under the cut
Bonus:
Wilde: Uses it to threaten people (especially while he doesn't have his magic)
Barnes: Uses it responsibly, spends most of his time trying to prevent carter from stealing it
Carter: The gun has been forcibly taken away from him.
Earhart: "Nice, another one!"
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ghostbiie · 3 months
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wilde is suffocating in cute men!
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angryducktimemachine · 5 months
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So there is this chapter in @franzis-frantic-thoughts 's "Il Re dei Ladri" where Wilde, Barnes and Carter are singing "Moby Duck" by the Longest John's and well. I think the rest explains itself.
[ID: a digital drawing of Wilde, Barnes and Carter from RQG, on a boat on a lake, heading towards an angry looking duck. Wilde is standing at the front in a linen summer suit and strawhat with a parasol stretched out in his hand pointing towards the duck. Carter is sitting behind him, in an old fashioned, blue-striped bathing suit and armed with a branch. Barnes is wearing blue trousers with a white, unbuttoned shirt and is rowing the boat. /end ID]
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crustaceousfaggot · 1 year
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Rqg Barnes is so fucking funny. He shows up in Season 1 as a straight laced Commander, seemingly kind and patient but still slave to the system. He sends Zolf to prison. They leave. Nobody thinks about him again until he shows up in Season 4 with very little explanation. He's a sexy radicalized pirate now. A few episodes later the party (and Alex) realizes they forgot to give him a first name. They go "ehhhh fuck it well just call him James Barnes like the Marvel character." He wants to own a houseboat and go fishing on it. He has a thing for the pyromaniacal alchemist. He's Northern. He's autistic coded. He's even bisexual.
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incorrect-rqg · 2 months
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Cel: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Barnes: What- how?
Cel: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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aith-art · 4 months
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My fave characters from Rusty Quill Gaming
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just-an-enby-lemon · 27 days
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Carter: As Oscar once said: "everything is about sex, except sex, sex is about power."
Wilde: I never said that!
Carter: Yes, you did!
Barnes: Well that sounds like something you would say.
Wilde: Last time you agreed with Carter that "You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear" was something I would say. Your opinion does not count.
Barnes: Wait, you didn't say that?
Carter: Nah. I did got that one wrong it was Campbell actually.
Zolf: *who was listening from the side room and entered invoked by Campbell's name* No it wasn't. Campbell isn't a hack.
Carter: Ohoho, Oscar, he called you a hack? Are you gonna let him?
Wilde: Not he didn't! Because I never wrote that. I never spoke that. And I resent anyone thinking I did.
Barnes: Okay, so who said it?
Carter: I still think it was Oscar.
Wilde: *doing calming breathing exercises*
Barnes: Don't be like that Oscar, Carter is just being himself. In fact, didn't you once said "be yourself, everyone else is already taken"?
Zolf: *who knows that Wilde never said any of this things* *breaks laughing*
Carter: Yeah, it was right after "never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary".
Wilde: I hate all of you.
Zolf: Why? Wasn't you the one going "there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about" well we are talking about you.
Wilde: I never... wait... no...I actually did say that one.
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esperanzagalaxy · 2 years
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‘‘So sticky...!’‘.
 and, last but most definitely not least, RQG request #38: @quite-a-misty-mystery asked for the best possible thing -everyone in the cellar of the japan inn, with special appearances of octopus cel (the second best cel probably) and azu’s guns.
 i made this one in very separated stages but it came together in a very satisfactory way with the very last handful of requests. it’s not exactly what i’d hoped, but it’s pretty damn close. i was looking for the vibe storyboard artists have when drawing scenes just for the hell of it? whether i got it or not, i’m really happy with the result, especially since i made the bulk of the lineart in the midst of not having drawn proper figures for like two months. i also really love the faces. even now i still get weird when doing an all-digital piece, so this is a good reminder that letting loose and stop pretending are great measures to trust my gut and get things done. thank you for this request! <3
  and thank you all for sticking by and pouring your ideas together for this wild ride in honor of the best campaign 💙💙💙💙 i respect all of your crafts 💙💙
 ID under the cut!
[ID: a digital, grayscale illustration of the lolomg + barnes and carter sitting together in the cellar of the japan inn. it's drawn with sketchy black lines and shaded with bold grays. it shows, from left to right, zolf, hamid, azu, barnes, carter and lastly cel, turned into an octopus, right in front of them all. the shot is low so cel is at the forefront, and the rest of the cast is seen a little from below. cel still has their goggles and is grabbing at a set of playing cards with their tentacles, cartoon flowers around their beady eyes. behind them, on the far left, zolf is half reaching towards them with his right hand, while bringing the left to his hair with a distressed expression. he's fat, muscular, has short white hair and his beard done in a single plait. he's wearing a plain undershirt and trousers. next to him and somewhat behind is hamid. he's sitting politely with his legs together and his left hand on his thigh, holding a hand of cards in his right hand. he's got an eyebrow raised, and a corner of his mouth pulled up in disgust. he's short, fat, has dark skin, a bit of stubble on his chin, and slicked back hair. much like zolf, he's only in a shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and trousers. to his side is azu, who has hastily lifted up a board game above all their heads, away from cel's tentacles, some oieces and cards scattering everywhere. she has her eyes wide snd eyebrows raised but looks only vaguely surprised. she's fat, big and muscular, with strong arms on display since she's got a sleeveless shirt on. after her is barnes, a little in the shade. he's looking perplexedly at cel, with a confused squint and drooping shoulders. his long, straight dark hair is half-undone from its warrior's knot and looks a little messy. his wide open billowy shirt is visible. lastly, in front of barnes, closer to the camera and to the far right, is carter. he's pointing down at cel with his left hand with a big smile and tears of laughter in his eyes. his hair is short and disheveled, and he has small, circular spectacles on the bridge of his nose. he's wearing a plain button-up and trousers, with an undone bowtie hanging around his neck. around them all are the stone walls of the cellar, with the grate to the cell behind them all. cel's hammock hangs above them from the ceiling. end ID]
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cerulean-devil · 2 years
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the navy just couldn't contain all of his t-boy swag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
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knifemartin · 5 days
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Choose Your Own Adventure!
"What's a specialler occasion than this? We cleared quarantine, the rain's let up just enough to see some stars. And there's just the two of us, don't even need to share it four ways."
Barnes hesitates, torn. Yeah, tonight's not a bad night for it, but Barnes doesn't know if he'll come across a rum this good again. He holds it in his hands, eyes running over the bottle as he considers it, and then the bottle's gone. 
"Too late," Carter says, biting down on the cork and pulling it free. Barnes laughs, the weight of decision lifting off his shoulders, and reaches for the bottle. Carter lets him take it, have the first drink. 
"Where'd you even get this, then?" Barnes asks, handing the bottle over. Carter grins wickedly, winks. 
"Some things are best left to the imagination," he says, taking a hefty swig. He's- he's not even savouring it, just aiming to get as pissed as possible. 
"Hey!" Barnes nudges him, and Carter relents. "Leave some for the rest of- leave some for me." 
Carter hands it back wordlessly. A rare moment of quiet from him. The neck of the bottle is warm from Carter's grip, and when Barnes takes a sip he can almost taste where Carter's been. 
Hm. 
Maybe he's feeling the alcohol more than he thought he was. He glances at Carter, fully aware how bloody red he gets when he's embarrassed, but Carter's leaned back now, gazing up at the stars. 
"Thank you, for this," Barnes says quietly, adjusting himself to get more comfortable. The rum tastes like long nights on the open sea, like crew crowded together, like the first night docked in a new port. He closes his eyes, and without the input from his vision he can imagine the wind in the trees as the sound of distant waves, the press of Carter's arm into his as any crewmate. He blinks his eyes back open, and the swirl of stars above them both threatens to overwhelm him. 
Carter shrugs with one shoulder, feeling for the bottle. His fingers press into Barnes's as he tries to take it, and after a moment of resistance, Barnes relents. "You deserve to let go sometimes, too," Carter says. "Indulge in something for once in your life, eh?" 
Barnes feels his heart pick up, the blush crawl back over his cheeks, down his neck. Maybe it's the alcohol or maybe it's the night, or maybe it really is the reflections of the stars he can see in Carter's eyes. Indulge. 
He's not so good at that.
Carter's still looking at him, and Barnes knows, no matter how hard he tries not to know, that Carter would kiss him back if he were to lean in, press their mouths together. 
Indulge. 
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vampyreblogger · 1 year
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ducessaeva · 1 year
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a gift for @franzis-frantic-thoughts for the CTL gift exchange!
I love the archaeology nerds and I want them to go on adventures XD
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angryducktimemachine · 11 months
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Side Eye of the Century.
[Video Description: it's a sequence of drawings of Wilde, Zolf and Barnes from Rusty Quill Gaming.
Wilde is standing with a smile and closed eyes, he has brown hair and a scar running over his right cheek. His smile is slightly asymmetrical because of it.
He's saying "A ship's a ship" with great confidence. Two small doodles next to him show a normal ship and an airship with an equal sign between them. No spoken audio is added.
Next frame shows Barnes, looking over his shoulder, giving him a side eye. The audio says "Bombastic Side Eye."
The next frame shows Zolf in the same position as Barnes also giving a side eye. The audio says "Criminal, offensive side eye."
The last frame shows both of them next to each other giving an off-screen Wilde the side eye. /End ID]
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eleanor-is-fine · 20 days
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Barnes?! @sek-rap
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incorrect-rqg · 22 days
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Carter: My body is a temple!
Wilde: Ancient and decrepit?
Zolf: Haunted and cursed?
Barnes: Filled with sin and booze?
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