#Rich!Phil

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Rich!Phil (2) Masterlist

part one

American Psycho/American Beauty (ao3) - prettysweet

Summary: Dan, the new bad boy, who has been attending Phil’s high school for only a week has girls all over him and everyone knows he fucks girls almost everyday. Two weeks later Dan takes a liking for Phil. They fuck. Dan fucks other people. Phil doesn’t.

Bury Your Flame - botanistlester

Summary: After receiving a dragon egg when his grandfather passed away, Phil is forced to ask for help from the local dragon tamer. As he soon finds out, Dan Howell is nothing he’s been expecting. Infuriating, ludicrous, and completely lacking respect, Dan is everything Phil hates. But Phil will do anything to make his grandfather proud, even if that means getting help from the local cluck.

Crossing the Line (ao3) - dakogutin

Summary: After billionaire Phil Lester meets an unfortunate incident that ends him up in hospital with no memories, Dan Howell— a mistreated employee convinces Phil that he is Dan's working-class husband to get back at him with the many hardships he faced as an employee. What could go wrong?

Imagine Living Like a King One Day - pianodan

Summary: Southview Boarding School isn’t a castle and Phil Lester isn’t royalty, but he has everything. His father owns the school, he’s popular, has the best room, gets all the best treatment – there are very few things that aren’t handed to him on a platter. Dan is a cleaner/Phil’s personal maid there, and he isn’t as lucky. Everyone seems to take an aversion to the outsider, including Phil (at first).

Living is Easy with My Eyes Closed (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: September 19, 1976

Dan Howell liked pretty things and a pretty guy, but not the one who was interested in him. No, Dan was infatuated with someone he couldn't have.

based off of the Colors music video by Halsey.

Sail Away With Me - paradisobound

Summary: It was a fluke. Dan shouldn’t have ever gone with Sam to a party on a yacht. He shouldn’t have trusted her to go. But in a chance encounter, he ends up in bed with Phil Lester, a billionaire CEO of a luxury clothing company. When he thinks he’s screwed up enough, he realizes he’s in way too deep. Because Phil Lester has fallen in love with him. The catch: Dan gave Phil a fake name and all Phil has to remember Dan by is the tattoo on his hip and the necklace he left behind.

Sugar Daddy, Sugar Baby (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan Howell is a nineteen-year-old student who is going though the motions. He seeks guidance and companionship, finding it unexpectedly in Phil Lester, a millionaire filmmaker who happens to be seeking companionship and partnership. The two men enter into a consentual sugar relationship agreement that, over time, becomes much, much, more than paper.

Sweet Sugar Meeting - trysomecats

Summary: Rich CEO and businessman Phil Lester is fed up with being lonely, which is why he decides to become a sugar daddy. Dan ends up being the perfect candidate for a sugar baby. 

Take a Trip Into My Garden (Got So Much to Show You) (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Daniel, a polite professional gardener, happens to be in love with someone he shouldn't be.

And his name is Philip.

The Mansion - trysomecats

Summary: Dan is oddly satisfied with his position as a servant for Phil Lester, until he finds out that Phil had originally bought him for things aside from housework. 

The Real Reason Why (ao3) - maytheday

Summary: The Howell family goes to Mrs. Lester's birthday party, where Dan meets a boy named Phil.

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bad summary (and title, really) but im proud of this one (at least i am rn) so you should read it maybe

The Starbucks Game (ao3) - aby55al (abyssa1)

Summary: Rich boy Phil puts an inappropriate word for his name at Starbucks and his barista Dan gets embarrassed having to say it. Then they have sex.

we’ll never be royals (extended) - phanimist

Summary: royalty au where phil's the kind handsome prince and dan's a poor commoner who dreams of becoming world class musician. phil's parents hold a ball so he can meet his suitors, but he ends up falling for the pianist instead.

#phanfictioncatalogue #rich!phil #rich!phil masterlist #masterlists #au #richpoor #phanfic #phan #phanfiction

[dnpbeats]

how many times do you think phil lester clumsiest person alive has smacked the back of his head on the bondage bar 😔

#plot twist dan actually wanted it so that phil would accidentally kill himself by banging his head into it and then he gets to collect #phil's life insurance 😔😔😔😔 #get rich slow scheme #dan and phil #phan #d&p

[amid-fandoms]

𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕖 | 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂

#something childish and whimsical about 2018!phil #and something classy rich aunt about 2024!phil #overwhelmed by how different the vibes are but also how true to himself he stays in every era #always shining bright #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil #dnp #phan #daniel howell #my gifs

[morganbritton132]

I can’t believe there’s no fic out there where Steve and Callahan are related somehow. I think they look similar enough that they could be related and I’ve got two ways you can go about it.

(1) Callahan is Steve’s uncle and the worst think this goofy cop has to deal with on a semi-regular basis is his sister’s asshole kid. He can’t even complain about it because his sister is never in town. Phil’s nickname when he was a kid was Noodle so Steve calls him Officer Noodles even after he cleans up his act.

(2) Callahan is Steve’s brother from his mom’s previous marriage and once she married Steve’s dad, she stopped acting like a mom towards Phil. They have a lot of resentment towards each other and it’s frustrating that Phil feels like he can’t give Steve a speeding ticket because he knows what kind of man his father is. He does get extremely jealous when Steve gets close with Hopper because the kid has already stolen his mom, now he’s taking his mentor too? Steve still calls his Officer Noodles.

#officer noodles because he has curly hair #also picture: Callahan confronting Billy about beating Steve up #I know it’s easier to say that they’d have the same dad but I think it’s more hurtful if your mom decides she doesn’t want to be your mom #because she wants to start a new family with some rich asshole and then they have a kid who is also kind of an asshole #phil callahan #steve harrington #stranger things

[cosmic-d1ce]

Missa and Forever did, in fact, start fighting over who will end up with Phil

"Im going to go home and kiss Phil >:P" "YOU WHAT YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT TO ME >:O"

Forever drowned himself when Missa told him that Phil's been helping him from the start and also brought up the Phil & Missa waypoint

Missa goes "lets let Phil decide, this is his choice" and Forever responds "no if he doesn't choose me hes obviously just not mentally prepared enough to make that decision"

Asked BBH who he thinks Phil would choose, met with a very quick and genuine "um, oh neither!" and "if it was me i think i would just stay single"

Richarlyson thinks Phil will choose Missa

Dapper suggested polyamoury, was met with a resounding "no"

Love them cant wait for Phil to log on a realise the absolute chaos he has unleashed

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #qsmp missa #philza #missasinfonia #forever player #qsmp shipping #forever x philza #Also have decided to gather everyone to watch them profess their love for phil and see who he picks #Forever is probably going to try and bribe phil with his xp farm but phil has fit so #Missa is sweet and thats pretty much it #Hes homeless and poor but he means well and i think thats far more valuable than Forever's riches

[legendarydragonperson]

They have two bathrooms and this is the only thing I can imagine

#dnp #dan and phil #dan and phil games #eat the rainbow #rich ppl smh #dan howell #amazingphil

[phanbian-holzy]

Daniel Howell eating the rich

#daniel howell #dnp #dan and phil #phandom #eat the rich #hungry phannies #phil lester #youtube #phanbian #phannie #phan

[geniusphilester]

lying about when norman died so as not to ruin the holiday season is bde (big dad energy)

#what good happens on jan 12 MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT LONG AFTER PHIL #not that it ruined my birthday but this is so rich coming from Birthday Month Lester lol #you can't put it off forever so that's fine #but still #anyway #my ramblings #confessions #pet death cw

[emojackolantern]

life's a bitch and so is he <33

#an edit in tribute to ur fav rich gay #couldn't be me #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phan #we're all doomed #wad #phan edit #my edit #Youtube

[ahappydnp]

florida trip anon here!

wow I didn't know they went for like 20 years! I meant the one they talk about in dilm, when dan goes "since 2009 I think the longest we've been apart is actually 2 and a half weeks when you went to florida"

so he wasn't talking about a specific trip, just like a yearly thing?

(thank you for being patient lol I love and appreciate it phan historians so much)

omg no worries at all! the trip they were talking about in dilm was in 2010 and was the first lester florida trip post dan AND the longest they'd been apart since meeting

(link to IRL meeting timeline where you can physically see just how little time they spent apart while being long distance)

also i promise you there is nothing that archive historians love than infodumping lore so seriously feel free to ask anything <3333

#anon ask #theres a bunch of super old unlisted florida vlogs on the dd if you ever get curious! #you forget how much of a rich kid phil was until you see how often his family flew internationally sometimes even taking phils friends alon

[swiftlydnp]

PHIL BOUGHT A WHOLE ASS COTTON CANDY MACHINE JUST FOR A VIDEO WITHOUT DAN EVEN KNOWING LIKEEE HOW RICH ARE THEY LMFAODODODKDKF

#answer very very rich #sanj rambles #dan and phil #phan

[ibringthepoptothecinema]

Hi boys

Right near the cat lovers treasury which seems fitting x

#dan and phil #dan howell #danisnotonfire #phan #dnp #dapg #amazingphil #dnpg #phil lester #daniel howell #rich men

[slitbudies]

I cant get mad at dan and phil for the clickbaity titles because they do work

i saw partial kitchen reveal and immediately opened youtube

#dnp #dan and phil #i want to judge their weird rich people tastes #a kitchen that most definitely isn't used for cooking ever

[mage8]

Is it weird that I'm craving solo content from them?

#i got so used to my diet of bread and water - the feast that was gamingmas was too rich for my stomach #i just want Phil going on about something absolutely meaningless #or Dan ranting #Also can we get a housplant update? Are they recovering after last year's artificial drought? #daniel howell #amazingphil #dap #dnp #dapg #dan and phil #dapgames

[firehologram]

Idk about Chad but it would be funny if Dalien ended up with Malcom or Cassandra (money people) when the start of the episode was them selling bushes cause they are broke broke

#dan and phil #it's either broke x rich love story or Dalien gold digger arc and I'm all for it

[cosmic-d1ce]

I so badly hope that when Forever and Missa fight for Phil's affection that Forever is just as dramatic as he's been this whole time

I want a dramatic speech professing his undying love, i want him to admit its not even about Brunim anymore and he would destroy worlds for Phil if he just gives him the chance, they could be so powerful together, together they can make sure no eggs are harmed again! They could do anything if they were together, Forever just needs a chance to prove himself

I want drama im rooting for Forever

#Ideally Forever will have a big passionate speech and Missa will write a song #But yk what im just excited to see this #I think itd be really funny if Phil has to consult Kristin for his answer #I know without a doubt that missa will win but god wouldn't it be hilarious if he didnt #qsmp #qsmp forever #qsmp Missa #qsmp philza #qsmp shipping #Honestly tho think abt how op forever and phil would be as a team #Theyve both got crazy building skills for one #Theyre also both very rich #“id give you the world phil” and all phil can think of is techno sobs