#Redacted Brooke

[capitalisticveins]

Shaw Pack Hcs Part 4 (i think?) (Ft. Sam)

These are 3 pages long on Google Docs wow um

- Tank has smoked once, but didn’t exactly get into it.

- Asher and Christian put things they KNOW Milo will need on the top shelf of whatever house they’re in.

- Baaabe has freckles. Whether they're faint, or there’s tons of them, it doesn’t matter. They HAVE freckles.

- Angel may not be able to cook, but for some reason they can really fucking good. Cake, cookies, macaroons, brownies, lava cake, hell, Creme Brulee. They just find baking and cleaning everything up tedious, so they don’t do it often.

- As kids, whenever Kelsey came over with her mom to visit Arden and Christian, Arden and Kelsey would do anything and everything to scare the shit out of Christian.

- The only game Sam and Tank can play on equal grounds with no advantages towards each other is Just Dance 2018.

- Ansel and Bailey work on their upper arm strength more

- David doesn’t shave often, but his face somehow remains slightly shaven? Which is weird because he grows facial hair like crazy.

- David sleeps like a fucking corpse, that man does NOT move.

- Angel likes to shave David’s face when he’s asleep and keeps the hair in a jar under the bed in a box.

- Asher eats Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese.

- Tank LOVES frosting on cake and cupcakes. They lick the frosting off of those mini-cupcakes and eat the frosting first off normal cake.

- Angel used to believe in Herobrine, but instead of being scared or not playing the game until he was “removed”, they’d actively seek him out.

- Sweetheart’s impulsive thoughts have once led them to go tangible while in between a wall. It was excruciatingly painful and they don’t know how they didn’t get split in half.

- Milo would sharpen his teeth if he could.

- Ansel eats Crumbl Cookies, much to Christian’s dismay (he believes they’re undercooked).

- Asher and Baaabe don’t get out of each other’s arms until both of them are awake. If one wakes up first, they just lay there until the other wakes up.

- Baaabe didn’t go into elevators for a week after they met Asher. Not because they didn’t want to see him again, but because they were deathly afraid of being stuck again.

- When he was a kid, Marie would aggressively pinch Milo’s cheek whenever he did something bad.

- Baaabe took it surprisingly well when Asher first admitted  to being a werewolf. Not because they were shocked or in fear, but because it explained a LOT of weird shit he would do.

- Once, when they were a kid, Tank got into a frosting container their mom used to ice cakes she’d make, and ate all the frosting out of it. They would’ve been punished if they didn’t vomit an hour afterward, since it was “punishment enough” in their father’s words

- Madelyn and all of the older pack kids (only girls) would have sleepovers almost all the time. Kelsey, Bailey, and Arden were invited, but not so often since they were younger.

- Sweetheart likes to buy square pillows so it can support their neck better.

- Asher, David, Milo, and Christian would try to sneak in or see what the girls were talking about, much to Madelyn’s dismay.

- David has a vase full of honeysuckles in his bedroom.

- Sweetheart can NOT hopscotch. They’ve tried and they keep tripping by the time they reach 6.

- Angel has once laughed so hard they passed out.

- Bailey likes to blow bubblegum, but it’s hard to pop them. Meaning if they grow too big she has to use her fingers to pop them, but then sometimes it gets stuck to her hands.

- Brooke has seen Bailey get tangled up in gum during a pack meeting, and had to go over and help her, but then he started getting stuck in the gum, until Amanda saw him.

- Long story short half the pack got stuck in 5 pieces of gum until David had to use scissors to cut them out. That night he prayed for a normal pack.

- Sweetheart was once compared to Sherlock Holmes. That’s the best compliment they believe they’ve ever been given.

- Baaabe always has a stupid and goofy smile whenever Asher walks into the room. 

- As a kid, Milo was often left out of fun activities with the other kids. Bailey was the only one that stuck around him when they forgot to invite him.

- I.E: Brooke forgot to invite him to his 10th birthday party, and when Bailey found out, she and her parents took him to Six Flags.

- Other than the literal stealth in the pack, Brooke is the most stealthy member of the Shaw Pack. He can stop breathing for up to 5 minutes and cloak his aura enough for any normal empowered person to not sense or notice him.

- Tank has put mentos in coke and shoved the bottle in their mouth, Milo had to snatch the bottle from their hands after soda started spraying from their nose. Asher gave them 20 bucks to do it.

- David would stay up until 2am studying for ANY test they were given back in high school.

- Asher tried getting a tattoo in high school and told David, but David said if he ever finds a tattoo on him, he’d tell Asher’s parents immediately.

- Arden is the reason unempowered people in Dahlia believe wolves howl during a full moon. She makes sure that during ALL full moons, she’s at the highest peak possible in the town, shifted and howling as loud as she can. Only Christian knows she’s the one doing it.

- Tank has forgotten to put water in a cup of noodles once before microwaving it.

- Sweetheart has scared Baaabe before and this led to Baaabe cursing them out in a different language.

- Angel had braces from elementary school to high school, and keep unknowingly licking their teeth.

- David is NOT flexible, that man is as stiff as a floorboard.

- When Tank and their family first joined the pack, Tank was pissy and distant because they missed their old pack with their old friends.

-Milo has said “I’m walking ‘ere!” once, that’s the only reason Asher and Christian say it whenever he’s around.

- Bailey eats waffles with her hands.

- Kelsey and David fold their pizzas.

- Arden used a fork and knife to eat hers once to piss everyone off.

- Asher, David, Christian, Arden, Amanda, Brooke, Miguel, and Bailey have done the cliche “break a window with a baseball” in Amanda’s backyard once. Bailey broke it and was going to come clean, but Christian panicked and blamed it on Kelsey, who wasn’t there. He then tried to backtrack and blame it on Milo, who was in the corner playing with dandelions because they forgot to ask him to play. Bailey got away with it because Amanda’s mom believed it was him due to his lying, and no one backed him up.

- Asher tries to laugh more “cutely” or “manly” but whenever Baaabe says a joke he can’t help but laugh genuinely.

- When David was scolding Tank in “Confronted but your Pack Alpha”, Tank had a scowl on and kept looking at the ground. They didn’t make eye contact until the end.

- Sweetheart can throw it back

- David can be DEATHLY silent when he wants to be. This is why Sam didn’t hear David from behind him during the pack Solstice, despite his advanced hearing.

- Whenever the Sunbound Solstice comes around, and none of the wolves feel good or energized enough to do anything, the mates do everything in their power to pamper and take care of them until they feel better. The only exceptions are Tank, Sam, Milo, and Sweetheart since they’re all Moonbound. In this case, Baaabe and Angel wait until David and Asher fall asleep to help them out.

#These took longer than I thought #But were still fun! #I forgot that Brooke Madelyn and Amanda existed so uhhh #here they aree #barely anyway #Redacted Audio #Redacted ASMR #Redacted David #Redacted Asher #redacted milo #Redacted Arden #Redacted Christian #Redacted Ansel #Redacted Kelsey #Redacted Amanda #Redacted Brooke #Redacted Marie #Redacted Baaabe #Redacted Angel #Redacted Sweetheart #Redacted Sam #Redacted Tank #Redacted Darlin

[schadentekkers]

#zack sabre jr #zsj #chris brookes #revpro #mygifs #welcome to the zsj chrissy b [redacted] hour presented by yours truly

[pilesofpillows]

Who is on you Hollywood/celebrity boyfriend/girlfriend list?😝 Pictures please!!! :-)

Ohayou Anon! 😊

If you follow my blog you know the current obsession is Attoye. Fittingly, my female celebrity crush is

Danai Gurira - Without Question 😜

The man on the other hand?? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

MECHAD BROOKS 😩

Now, I don’t necessarily like to use the term boyfriend or girlfriend… so these are more like extreme crushes, and I probably choke on my spit if I ever met/saw them in real life.

#danai gurira could stab me as Okoye or Michonne #I’d be fine with both #Mechad mf Brooks could wrap his [redacted] and [redacted] anytime; day or night #lemme stop #🤭🤭🤭 #anon ask #ask dr. pillows

[rhodeytony]

15 16 17 18 not 19 kat did that 20 21 22 23

15. if i could tell you - taemin ft taeyeon

16. view - shinee

17. [redacted]

18. you never know - blackpink

20. all mine - f(x)

21. in the morning - itzy

22. as if it's your last - blackpink

23. i think it's love - taemin

spotify top songs ask game !!

#emi tag #brooke answers #fdshjsdflhdslkjfdklsfjklj #the redacted. well

[whining-ylthin]

Sometimes I remember Mike Brooks' "The Long Promise" and I go absolutely batshit.

Solomon may have as well proposed to Tulava when he grabbed <redacted spoiler for "Harrowmaster"> and went to that Deathwatch outpost BY HIMSELF to <redacted spoiler for "The Long Promise">. That was absolutely saying "I love you" in Space Marine, and DOUBLY SO FOR AN OTHERWISE QUITE PRAGMATIC AND CALCULATING ALPHA LEGIONNAIRE WHO BY HIS OWN ADMISSION PUTS THE GOOD OF THE LEGION AND THE WARBAND ABOVE HIS PERSONAL GOALS. You could have just rigged that station to explode and shut down all emergency escape systems so the otherwise kind of unimportant target wouldn't get away, but no, YOU HAD TO GO AND DO IT ALL IN PERSON, AND IT WAS ALL FOR *ONE MORTAL WOMAN*. You've made far greater personal sacrifices to fuck over the Inquisition and get <redacted>, but then you make one little promise to old auntie Tul over there and suddenly you're putting your own life and an absolutely priceless artifact on the line for it.

Peak wifeguy behavior, I love this absolute madman.

#harrowmaster brainrot #warhammer 40k #alpha legion #The Long Promise is unhinged in all the right ways

[cowboymaterials]

Tumblr v. NYC Commission on Human Rights FOIA dropped

Freedom of Information request to get Tumblr's case files Re: human rights lawsuit has finally come through!

Notable records disclosed include:

Dates and anticipated dates of court mandated training and appeal process overhaul completion (which seems to not reflect actual completion dates);

Head of Trust and Safety's verification of attendance at training;

Redacted lists of employees who attended training.

One interesting thing from this is that we can see who provided the "Unconscious Bias" training. The court mandated Tumblr staff needed to take Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity (SOGI) training.

Makes sense! But it's funny to see that the people providing training are Tumblr's corporate lawyers, all cisgender white women, whose area of practice is Intellectual Property.

I have no faith in training anyways, but hiring corporate lawyers demonstrates that Tumblr views this issue as a matter of avoiding liability rather than confronting systemic discrimination.

Fun fact: Brooke Oliver was the "legal architect" of Burning Man and she also helped trademark the phrase "Dykes on Bikes." So maybe IP law is kinda girlboss?

Anyways, here is the link to read the full file:

#tumblr discrimination #transmisogyny #transphobia #matt mullenweg #tumblr lawsuit

[malchai]

hiii babyyy, i would love to know your top 3 OTH characters

eugeee hi babe, thanks for coming to the sleepover, now it's a real party <3 okay so i'm watching it currently and am on s3 e12 so my rankings will be based off that

brooke; i love her, she can do no wrong, she is the perfect woman

nathan; this boy needs a break, i want to wrap him in some blankets and protect him from the world

peyton; she also needs a break, like really she has been through too much for a 17 year old. also we can hangout and vibe to good music together, i think we'd be good friends

honorable mentions go to haley and [redacted] (because you haven't met him yet) for being a chaotic barty variant. and if you'd have asked about the top 3 characters i would like to crawl into the tv and strangle, dan scott would be top of the list every time

(how's my list @regscupid)

join the sleepover

#euge tag <3 #kit 2.0 tag <3 #bc ofc kit had to be included for getting me into oth #ask game

[kristenswig]

Best Picture

The Holdovers

Oppenheimer

Killers of the Flower Moon

Barbie

Poor Things

American Fiction

Maestro

Past Lives

Anatomy of a Fall

The Zone of Interest I think it might actually be this easy but just in case! - The Color Purple, Saltburn, Origin, Air, Napoleon

Director

Christopher Nolan - Oppenheimer

Martin Scorsese - Killers of the Flower Moon

Yorgos Lanthimos - Poor Things (most likely to get Denis Villeneuved, however)

Alexander Payne - The Holdovers

Jonathan Glazer - The Zone of Interest Alt for Payne - Greta Gerwig - Barbie (I never thought she was getting nominated but now that more people seem to agree I'm suspicious!) Alt for Glazer or Lanthimos - Justine Triet - Anatomy of a Fall JUST IN CASE - J.A. Bayona - Society of the Snow

Actress (optimism!)

Lily Gladstone - Killers of the Flower Moon

Emma Stone - Poor Things

Carey Mulligan - Maestro

Sandra Huller - Anatomy of a Fall

Greta Lee - Past Lives they'll reward her for producing the biggest hit of the year but take the performance for granted - Margot Robbie - Barbie I simply do not buy it! - Annette Bening - Nyad Well, - Fantasia Barrino - The Color Purple

Actor

Paul Giamatti - The Holdovers

Cillian Murphy - Oppenheimer

Bradley Cooper - Maestro

Jeffrey Wright - American Fiction (is he the secret snub?)

Leonardo DiCaprio - Killers of the Flower Moon (I was expecting him to get The Irishman-ed but I think Lily switching to lead will make them a pair) Will look the best on the red carpet - Colman Domingo - Rustin No<3 - Barry Keoghan - Saltburn On the off chance they're interested in nominating a single good performance in this category - Andrew Scott - All of Us Strangers

Supporting Actress

Da'Vine Joy Randolph - The Holdovers

Emily Blunt - Oppenheimer -----BAR OF CERTAINTY-----

Danielle Brooks - The Color Purple -----BAR OF SEMI-CERTAINTY------

Penelope Cruz - Ferrari (she's been nominated with less support?)

Rosamund Pike - Saltburn no legitimate awards body has nominated her without Annette Bening and I'm not predicting her either! - Jodie Foster - Nyad it's definitely not a rage stroke - Julianne Moore - May December do they care about the acting in this? - Sandra Huller - The Zone of Interest nice try! - America Ferrera - Barbie DJR is sucking up so many number 1 votes something wild is bound to happen - Rachel McAdams - Are You There God? It's Me Margaret

Supporting Actor

RDJ - Oppenheimer

Ryan Gosling - Barbie

Robert De Niro - Killers of the Flower Moon

Dominic Sessa - The Holdovers

Willem Dafoe - Poor Things When there's two from the same movie they go with the older one - Mark Ruffalo - Poor Things If they have to nominate someone under 50 in this category it certainly won't be for someone this pretty! - Charles Melton - May December cannot conjure the image of a single person putting this at number 1 on their ballot - Sterling K. Brown - American Fiction

Adapted Screenplay

American Fiction

Oppenheimer

Poor Things

Barbie

Killers of the Flower Moon This is for my people who just lost someone - The Zone of Interest, All of Us Strangers, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret

Original Screenplay

The Holdovers

Past Lives

Anatomy of a Fall

Maestro

Saltburn They can't do three good screenplays - May December Congrats on the WGA nominations - Air, Asteroid City

Cinematography

Poor Things

Oppenheimer

Killers of the Flower Moon

Maestro

The Zone of Interest honestly wasteful to have shot this on film - Saltburn am I an Ed Lachman FAN? - El Conde

Costume Design

Barbie

Poor Things

Killers of the Flower Moon

Napoleon

Oppenheimer (if EEAAO could do it) COIN TOSS - Maestro

Film Editing

[REDACTED]

Killers of the Flower Moon

Poor Things

The Holdovers

Anatomy of a Fall enough - Barbie Tar voters I know you're out there - The Zone of Interest get some help - Maestro cars - Ferrari

Makeup & Hairstyling

Maestro

Poor Things

Golda

Oppenheimer

Killers of the Flower Moon (the BAFTA nomination is throwing me) ???? - Society of the Snow Presumably has to get one of it's shortlists? - Napoleon

Production Design

Poor Things

Barbie

Oppenheimer

Killers of the Flower Moon

Napoleon wish I were brave enough to predict this - The Zone of Interest

Score

Oppenheimer

Killers of the Flower Moon

Poor Things

Indiana Jones

The Zone of Interest Alt - anything animated

[REDACTED]

the good Barbie song

the bad Barbie song

Diane Warren

Rustin

Killers of the Flower Moon alt - American Symphony, the other good Barbie song

Sound

[REDACTED]

Maestro

Killers of the Flower Moon

Ferrari

The Zone of Interest I feel like that's it but here's the rest of the list in descending order of likelihood - Barbie, Napoleon, The Killer, Mission Impossible, The Creator

Visual Effects

Poor Things

Marvel 32

The Creator

Godzilla

Society of the Snow I'm bombing this category as usual - Spiderman, Napoleon, Indiana Jones

Animated

Spiderman

The Boy and the Heron

Elemental

Nimona

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (really?) every year I try to predict one of these but I've decided to learn my lesson this time - Suzume they're running - Chicken Run

Documentary

20 Days in Mariupol

Beyond Utopia

Still: a Michael J. Fox Movie

The Eternal Memory

Bobi Wine: The People's President FRONTRUNNER SNUB - American Symphony possibly too experimental? - Four Daughters

International

The Zone of Interest

Society of the Snow

Fallen Leaves (BECAUSE there is nothing to get)

20 Days in Mariupol

Totem Justine's Revenge - The Taste of Things lmao - The Teachers' Lounge is Danish - The Promised Land is allegedly terrible so definitely a contender - Amerikatsi forgot to release it - Perfect Days what about the YAK - The Monk and the Gun It*lian - Io Capitano Remember taste? - Godland

#am I predicting Killers of the Flower Moon to tie the nomination record? yes #do I think that will actually happen? no #do I know where to not predict it? also no #is the zone of interest being at the end of the alphabet going to give me 7-8 heart attacks in a row during the announcement? probably

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, it seems the idea of having an IRIS-Sona intrigued people so let’s introduce our OC’s, I’ll go first!

Her name is Amber Brooks

She is a Forensic Scientist at IRIS Station [REDACTED] who helps take care of different ALTRs as well

Fun fact she had her mouth stitched shut by the company so she can’t speak about things she’s done, little do they know she found a way to pass security and has been secretly posting her journals online (which I will make at one point idk when)

Let me see my coworkers or ALTRs I hang with!

#jacksepticeye #lore keeper speaks

[afoolandathief]

Countdown to NaNo, Part 4/4: Some more characters ...

Two days till NaNoWriMo! I'm not sure how ready I am for it, but for my last post, here's some more characters in Something Wicked:

Violet Anouilh

A hedgewitch living in a ranch outside Las Vegas with her mother, Marie, where they care for monsters and other supernatural creatures in need. Her powers specialize in plant and fungal growth. Likes: Jade Shaw. Dislikes: Caz Mraz

Ruby Hall

Jade's best friend and a witch working at a casino as a magician's assistant. The real trick? She's a master of illusions and the magician in question is her rabbit and familiar, Domino.

Lila Brown

Caz's ex and a werewolf with a past. She and Caz had a wild time in the 90s and 2000s, but something happened since that led to her not speaking to Caz beyond a few sentences.

Amber and Ember Byrne

The Byrne twins operate a funeral home in a strip mall in Las Vegas, serving as a front for selling all manner of ingredients to other witches. With Everett "Ember" Byrne's fire magic and Amber's necromancy, they make a formidable pair indebted to Theoris Myrina since the late 80s. Which brings us to ...

Theoris Myrina

Jade's former mentor and head of the Southwest Coven, which Jade was a part of until she made a deal with a vampire. According to the Byrne twins, Theoris is making some big changes due to some influences back east.

Kenneth Brooks

A detective on the verge of retirement trying to solve a series of seemingly unconnected homicides and disappearances. Old-fashioned cop not afraid of old-fashioned policework — such as blackmailing Caz and Jade to do his dirty work for him.

Amelia [redacted]

Caz's last girlfriend, who left him after interpreting his secretiveness and strange habits as signs of a drug addiction. Caz is determined to win her back (but if he happens to date some others along the way, including a rich Fae prince, what’s the harm?).

Post 1/4, Post 2/4, Post 3/4

WIP: Something Wicked

Status: Draft 3.5 (rewrite)

NaNo profile: afoolandathief

NaNoWriMo 2022 Goal: Maybe 50K? we'll see

WIP taglist: (ask to be +/-): @author-a-holmes, @avian-writes, @captain-kraken, @ceph-the-ghost-writer, @digital-chance, @diphthongsfordays, @drippingmoon, @ellierenae, @enchanted-lightning-aes, @faelanvance, @fearofahumanplanet, @flowerprose, @frankiestfrank, @houndmouthed, @joaniejustwokeup, @leiwritess-moved, @mjayatlas, @outpost51, @purplezebraproductions, @rhymingteelookatme, @somealienquill, @thegreatobsesso, @thelaughingstag, @vylequinnewriting, @writing-is-a-martial-art

#countdown to nanowrimo #nanowrimo #nanowrimo 2023 #something wicked #tw: drug mention #tw: spiders #tw: fire #long post

[1982brucespringsteen]

so about that modern au i wrote about ages ago 😳 I've decided to localize it in madrid!!

luffy is from a tiny seaside valencian town. his dad was involved in the early 2000s housing market economic bubble, making benidorm a hellscape and all that. his other dad is a països catalans independentist. his biggest influence as a kid was shanks, a football legend from valencia c.f. that spent his summers in luffy's town. he now lives in madrid with his brothers in what they thought was a squat (garp was paying the rent behind their backs). doesn't really have a real relationship with his dads, but he's very fond of his dad's girlfriend ivankov, who runs his fave drag club. any pronouns transfag who doesn't bind. speaks fluent valencià

zoro is a basque punk. he ended up in madrid because he took the wrong train at the bilbao station. gym rat and all that. currently lives in the storage unit of johnny and yosaku's business. best friends with kuina (alive and transmasc in this au), hates his twin sister tashigi with a passion (she's a national police officer after all). him and perona were adopted by mihawk when they were very young. he/him transfag with green hair and more piercings than a pincushion. speaks euskara batua

nami is from murcia but downplays her accent sooo much (think la kinki from la pija y la kinki). influencer who got cancelled, she originally came to madrid to study meteorology and become the weather woman. maybe she'll go back to college some day. currently she's couchsurfing through her girl best friend's apartments since vivi kicked her out of their shared place. she/her femme lesbian who has "completed" her transition.

usopp says they're from barcelona but they actually grew up in a tiny bedroom-town adjacent to the city. ironically the most skilled and well rounded person from the squad but the least confident in their worth. shared a huuuge apartment with their gf kaya, but she went back to barcelona to do her residency there, so now they're looking for roommates 👀 afrodescendent, speaks a bit of fang and fluent català, but can't understand luffy to save their life. works at humana and has an etsy store. they/them bisexual nonbinary transfem, pulls people all over the queer spectrum

sanji was born in tenerife from a british expat family but moved to madrid to live on his own when he was VERY young. zeff hired him knowing he wasn't even 16 and ended up adopting him. during the 2020 lockdown he had a very popular tiktok account where he cooked designer dishes shirtless but now it's all been deleted. secretly performs as a drag queen in ivankov's drag club, is fucking the bouncer (ace). the biggest egg you've ever seen, will end up identifying as a she/her bisexual trans woman, but a lot has to happen before she can do that...

more mugiwaras under the cut!

robin is an archeology professor at the complutense. originally from [REDACTED], speaks with a completely standard accent and is fluent a couple dozen languages. somehow knows luffy's dads? the intelligence brigade spies on her regularly and they joke about it sooo much. judo black belt. works with the ARMH. she/they in a t4t bi4bi d/s open marriage with franky.

chopper is a child prodigy from córdoba who came to madrid to study medicine. kureha, his legal guardian, set him up to live with frobin, thinking a young couple of respectable professionals will be a good influence on him!! jokes on her chopper came back with pink hair, a new gender and a boiling hate for capitalism (kureha's chill about it don't worry). is starting to have contact with real live patients and is soooo scared to mess up. has ended up stitching zoro in the er more times that he would like. has a local speech modism from córdoba where he calls people close to him "padre" and "madre" and when i tell you franky straight up started sobbing the first time chopper called him that........

franky is from ferrol.

brook was a

jinbe

[moregraceful]

Hello Kasper i am sorry that moving sucked :(

Here is an ask for you: who are some old men (gender neutral, sport neutral) you’d like to see featured in the future old man fest besides Gretzky, the Russian Five and/or Stevie Y, or Paul and Teemu?

(Feel free to copy/paste and redact the reference to the future old man fest if you don’t want to talk about it publicly)

OLD MAN FEST OLD MAN FEST

hot tip for hrpf followers, @kitebird-hockey and i are running a fic fest in the spring for hockey players who were drafted pre-04/05 lock-out 😎 watch this space 😎

old men i would like to see more of: JOE THORNTON & PATRICK MARLEAU. also want to see some more jágr smut that guy would do numbers with the girlies if they knew. men for dilf purposes: justin williams, brooks orpik, matt cullen, jason spezza, sergei gonchar, patrice bergeron. roberto luongo and eddie läck bc we are short on insane goalies in this list. and i've been banging the drums for more fic with sedins since i joined hrpf fandom i am pretty sure.

stopping here before i got through every nhl draft page on wikipedia 😅 but there are many beautiful old men who we have not mined for content and i wish to see all of them. also: ghosts of old hockey players haunting old hockey players in love with their contemporaries. please.

#kitebird-hockey #cage replies #thank you for your well-wishes!! i don't recommend moving ever

[febreze-bottle-without-febreze]

redacted asmr/audio characters I feel don't have their driver's licenses or don't know how to drive

Freelancer

they just never had time to get their driver'slicense. I have a headcanon that they were using their skateboard to get everywhere before they met the D.A.M.N boys, they still use their skateboard to get places when they don't feel like bothering anyone or doesn't feel like driving. They taught themselve to drive when they were 12 just in case waiting until they were 18 to try to get away from their family didn't work out and they need to high jack someone's car.

Lovely

They grow up in New York so they didn't learn to drive or get their driver's license because they could just walk everywhere, but when they moved to Dahlia they still didn't get their driver's license because they could still walk everywhere and they had friends that could drive them places. They can't drive for the life of them but to give credit where credits do they have their moments were their pretty good behind the wheel but don't let them drive your car unless you're a immortal vamp named Vincent Solaire with a super rich maker.

Gavin

He the only one on this list you can trust to drive safely. He just showed up one day to Freelancer's apartment with a car no one knows were he got it from, but can you really blame him I feel like most D(a)emons don't have their driver's licenses.

Lasko

Every time his behind the wheel he's at risk of a panic attack so yeah no driving for him but if you ask him if he has his driver's license he'll just lie and say yes cause he's embarrassed that he doesn't. And he prefers to take the bus or walk

Brooks

I feel like he had it and got it taken away or never had it in the first place. he drives like his on fast and furious so it's better for everyone's safety if he doesn't drive

Darlin

They taught themselves how to drive with a little bit of Gabe's help. But their banned from driving cars for getting into too many accidents and especially after Gabe's death and the only thing they can actually drive safely is a motorcycle and they even drive that recklessly

Bright eyes and Fred (when they were newborn vamps)

There's no way these two had their licenses, scratch that Bright had their licenses they just got it taken away a few days before they got turned and Fred failed his driving test so many times he just gave up on it. Sam did eventually teach them both how to drive safely with their new vamp abilities so he wouldn't have to drive them everywhere anymore

#this has been in my drafts for a little while #redacted freelancer #redacted lovely #redacted gavin #redacted lasko #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted frederick #redacted bright eyes #redacted headcanons #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted verse #redacted hc

[captainmazzic]

You know what, my previous voice-claim for Adrestin is redacted. It's Avery Brooks at his lowest and most calming, for sure. Goddamn.

#fic: opening dialogue #sith ocs #adrestin tsir #darth belus

[gavinsdeviant]

A Broken Spellsong

Inspired by the song Lost Without You by Freya Ridings

Enjoy!

cw/tw- references to large-scale existential crisis, angst, a lot of hurt and no comfort, major character death, no happy ending, the imperium

fandom- Redacted Audio

pairing- Vindemiator (Imp! Gavin) & Freelancer

Freelancer hugs their knees to their chest, face turning to the waning moonlight.

Their threads twist painfully tight in their chest as they inhale a shuddering breath. Every minute fell away, ticking faster and faster. It was midnight. No, it was sunrise. Time felt far flung as tears spill down their cheeks. Never again. Never another day.

The sound of crickets are unbearable loud in their ears, the crackling brook again another part they’d need to let go off.

With a worn groan, the front door slides open, Vin standing in the doorway. They avoid his eyes and swallow hard. He walks closer before sitting down and they’re both quiet for a few moments.

His jean jacket brushes their arm and they want to cry all over again. He’d wore it so much some parts were in near tatters.

“I’ll remember this,” they whisper, voice lost to the wind.

It’s like no other pain I’ve felt before

“What?” he sounds troubled but still they continue, biting back tears. “Before I-“ they shudder, voice thick,” before tomorrow, I want to say something.”

He makes a pained sound, as if to ask them not to. “I know.” They grasp his hand in theirs, tears blurring their vision.

To love someone so much, to have no control

He’d broken down in their arms earlier when they’d heard, had begged to whoever was listening to not take them from him. His own bit of solace. This man, who had given them a second chance so many months ago, would have struck a bargain with his gods to stop it. Stop what they both knew came next.

“I don’t… I just don’t want to lose the only person who made me feel,” he hesitates, sniffling. “Seen. Made me feel more.”

“There is nothing that can make me forget you. I see you. All of you.” He doesn’t seem convinced but gives a shaky nod. “Leaving you won’t change that.”

“You’ve been the best thing that’s happened to me.” Their voice breaks, the organ in their chest split wide open as they dissolve into wracking sobs. They cover their face with their hands even as he reaches for them. They pull back before he can touch his warm palm to their cold skin to pin him with their gaze, bright and blazing as the stars above.

“Don’t. Just let me get this out before I fall apart. Let me say this.” They cups his cheek then, holding that beautiful face in their hands to know that at least this, could be their happy ending.

“When you miss me, know that you are Vindemiator. You are so much more than anyone can imagine. You are more than sex. You are more than just a daemon. You mean more to me than anything on this earth, and know that I love you very much.”

I think I'm lost without you

His wails continue anew, a guttural sound they would never forget, even as darkness would claim them.

Light cascades through nearby trees— morning.

“As the sun reaches the sky in full, the holes in the Meridian will become far greater than any of us imagined,” Avior had said it with such finality. Such a somber phone call, they had thought.

“Walk with me,” they say, reaching a hand out to the incubus. He follows them quietly into the trees, down the path and into the field of wildflowers that had just begun to bloom. They fall down onto the grass, giggling up at their lover and beckoning him to join them. They tried not to think about the fact that he’d never see them again— how they’d never see him again.

“In another life we could have…” he doesn’t finish, trailing fingers over the petals at his side.

He rests his hands on their shoulders, squeezing. He stopped and stared at them—

He stopped. Stared hard at the body on Freelancers bed. Gavin had come over as soon as he’d gotten the text that Freelancer had had a nightmare.

There was a growing puddle of blood and his lovers face… It was unrecognisable.

“An incubus… how quaint. I did warn them, you know. I warned the pathetic little worm too… they just don’t listen, do they?”

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted imperium #redacted vindemiator #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #IM SORRY #BUT IM NOT

[missjanjie]

no stop these clues for the name that queen connection were so good!! i kept on trying to get moose to connect to make brooke lol but omg joley this was so amazing i love this sososoososooooooooo much :) you're an angel and i love it so much

to be fair [redacted us state] is, from what i understand, Basically Canada™ so that is a reasonable mistake. it’s probably the same moose for all i know lol

no but fr thank yoooooou 🩷🩷🩷 i had so much fun making it so im glad its enjoyable i wanna do more

#gen asks