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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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the fact that my mom had me tested for autism twice but refused to acknowledge my adhd diagnosis for years is so fucking funny to me

#i was diagnosed as an adult so I didn’t need her to sign off on anything or w/e #also she definitely also has adhd but that’s not my place to say #also also my brother has been saying he thought he was autistic for YEARS #and only got a diagnosis when he was in a literal psych ward

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i still don’t know anything about homestuck despite the 26 hours a day i spend on here. my beautiful life ❤️

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[missjanjie]

#🎶DA DOO🎶

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bosco gifs [45/?]

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#16 including the one i live in but not ones ive just passed through #honestly I thought it was more #but there’s like at least a dozen states you couldn’t pay me to visit anyway

[missjanjie]

🌻 :)

today i caught the guy that’s been regularly stealing the batteries from the tv remote in the gym of the building i work in and half the board was ready to beat this dude up and it’s genuinely the funniest thing ive witnessed in a professional setting

#sunflower meme

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🌻🌻🌻 !!!

carson kressley is so beloved on the food network bcs existing as a flamboyant homosexual instantly makes him the funniest person in the room of straights

#sunflower meme #he’s not there for his cooking prowess #he was on celebrity worst cooks in america #AND LOST

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🌻💕

i think karma’s a bitch (britt smith version) and s&m (rihanna) are sisters bcs of vibes and i will not elaborate

#sunflower meme

[missjanjie]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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what if i let you carve my heart out of chest with a knife. and you held my held my heart in one hand and my hand in the other. and we were both gay.

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🌻

the woman in a9e is a bitch and the only reason im nice to her other than obvious professional reasons is bcs she’s friends with the board president

but we all hate the bitch in 9e

#sunflower meme

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

#me with the queer firefighter show

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HEATHERS (1989) written by Daniel Waters

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"and how many phds does she have anyway 🤔" - none, but her claim is that she can't get one because her brain is old,tired and average. If she had a brain like *insert name here*, she would have one, no sweat. She just....chose not to have one. Because of her age (65) and she's about to retire anyways so it doesn't matter for her to have one (her words).

"but yeah not to armchair diagnose but im pretty sure your moms a narcissist or has a lot of those traits. hopefully you’ll be in a position to go lc/nc soon" - my sister already moved out because of her antics(which drove my mother up a wall because she's her favourite child). So I hope to do so soon as well. Just need to line up all my cards as carefully as possible.

yeah the motives are pretty cut and dry but maybe (though unlikely) she’ll realize she fucked up when both her kids won’t talk to her. but not for the right reasons, because it would ‘make her look bad’ to have her kids refuse to talk to her. ive seen that a million times unfortunately

#gen asks