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ghostbooyy · 2 months
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420thewritersroom · 4 months
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Question: Is Raiden's sister Fujin? I ask why it would be funny (or sad) if the fujin of Liu Kang's line is alive and is in this state
It has been hinted at HEAVILY in MK1 that Raiden's Sister in Liu Kang's timeline is Fujin, but she's a girl this time around. Now, NRS hasn't "officially" confirmed them, but from the many dialogues and items in the game that mention and hint at Raiden having a sister, it seems to heavily imply that Fujin is in this universe. Which has spawned many saying that Fujin is FAB or Trans-Female (both are valid).
In my little series, Raiden's Sister will play a major part in the story, and I named her Fuji ^3^. I even made a picrew of how I image she looks like! You can find it here!
But there are other artists who have made their own version of Raiden's Sister. The most recent example I can point to is Novicedraws who did not only the new timeline Fujin, but also Nightwolf! I honestly can't wait to find more art of Raiden's Sister and see how others interpret his sister. It would be even more interesting if some use her as a template for a OC idea since, once again, it hasn't been 100% confirmed that this is definitely Fujin (even with the many easter eggs and hints that claim otherwise). Because that's essentially what I'm doing with my version of Raiden's Sister, Fuji
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the-real-basil · 1 year
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SCARA OMO DELIVERY🎉🎉🎉
I have so fucking many hcs for this mf lets go💪💪💪😈😈😈
Desperation hcs
Bros got a tiny mf bladder, raiden didnt see any need to give him a big bladder
Even though hes small he pees like alot of piss, like it would go on for more than 30s
He bounces his legs
He squeezes his thighs together
He also crosses his legs
Fidgets alot when alone
Gets off to piss 🤷‍♂️
He holds it when hes by himself
He would only ask to go to the bathroom if he genuinely could tolerate the person or if he could trust them to not make fun of him
Even when he does ask, its probably too late
VERY squirmy if he was by himself
Wetting hcs
Slow wetter
He leaks. ALOT
He would probably wear a diaper if his pride let him
Give him some tea and he will probably have a small wet spot on his crotch in a few hours
He likes wetting, but only does it on purpose when hes 100% certain hes alone/can get away with it (eg, swimming, or got splashed w alot of water, home alone)
A little press to his full-ish bladder and hes gone 🤷‍♂
If he pissed himself around people he doesnt trust he'd actually go insane or probably murder them
He moans/whines when he pees
Relationship omo
If his s/o is into piss, he'd 100% drink alot of tea and make it obvious he needs to piss if they're alone together
If he had to piss during smexy times he'd probably get pounded until he pissed himself 🤷‍♂️ i dont make the rules
If he got injured badly, his s/o would likely not want him to get up, and that doesn't really go hand in hand with having a small bladder, so he would probs piss himself
Same goes with if he was sick, AND if he was sick he'd likely sneeze alot right?? And when you sneeze when u gotta piss real bad, you leak right??? Yall already know where im going w this one
If he was on a date and had to piss, he would probably wait until the other person excused themself and he would make a quick break for the bathroom
But if he didnt get a chance to piss, there's a good chance his bladder would just give up
Like he would go like "SHIT FUCK BALLS DONT LOOK AT ME PLEASE"
Peeing in odd places
Cant really pee up against a wall (trans mfs rise 💪💪💪)
He would pee in a bush
He would pee anywhere tbh 🤷‍♂️
If hes desperate enough he'd pop a squat behind a building or something (only if he was by himself, he could never bring himself to piss with someone he knew)
He would be a victim of pissing himself while taking off his underwear
He would 100% pee in a bottle if he could
Would pee in a bin
He pees in the shower (me too)
Probably peed on a towel before
Bro would pee in a cup if he was desperate enough
Omo tropes he would fit into
Tied up (yes im weird xoxo)
Fear wetting
Bedwetting
Trapped somewhere
Peeing in front of a toilet
Holding contests
Crying/tearing up
Only one toilet
Humiliation
Bladdershy
Assisted peeing
Swimming
No available bathroom
Drunk
Panic attack wetting
I will probs write fanfics ab scara pissing himself but anyways 🤷‍♂️
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longhands · 1 year
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My take on Raiden’s acrylics is that they’re 100% a personal choice and not something that came along with the whole cyborg thing. Beyond the fact that in-universe those are impractical as hell I think he likes them. Like the makeup and shit? He’s exerting what little control he has over his body. I have a wordier more articulate opinion on this but tbh I’m already sleep deprived enough to be making this post instead of putting it in the Trans Raiden Master Doc (he’s like, nonbinary in my head. Haruhi flavor of gender apathy. You feel? You feel).
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maryaustria · 2 years
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Share ten different favourite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order, then send this to 10 people (anon or not, your choice) 🎥🎬📺 
got tagged by @sometimes-i-talk-a-lot !!!
no idea who to tag so feel free to do it
im not sure youre axtually supposed to talk about them a lot but i did start rambling on with most of them so its going under the read more
kakyoin from jojo's bizarre adventure - the funny gamer man :). i like how i managed to read/watch all of jojo but he still managed to be my favorite through it all. his backstory was just really relatable to me i guess.
Patches from the soulsborne games - hes just kind of a huge asshole everytime you meet but something about hearing his voice after he kicks you down a pit for the 10th time. A lot of it probably comes from his voice actor. he really sounds like hes enjoying himself every time he gets to voice him.
ichiban kasuga from yakuza like a dragon - hes just a very loveable guy. everything from the way he talks with his friends to the way he talks with everyday people makes him just easy to fall in love with. Its also nice seeing how despite what he goes through he still keeps his friendly personality
lady from devil may cry - shes really cool and i like her character a lot. her arc in the 3rd game is just really satisfying to follow from beginning to end. she doesnt get much in terms of story in 4 or 5 but i feel like her character is fine how she is and adding more would kinda take away from it. she did get a nice little moment in 5 though which i liked. Also its nice to know that in a series where all the other fighters have some form of demonic powers she is 100% human. And please capcom make her playable in 5!!!!!
Raiden from metal gear - My favorite boy whos been through so so much. I cant really talk about how i like him since that would mostly involve spoilers and would also make up multiple pages. In 2 i just like the way he develops throughout the story and how he finds meaning by the end. Hes also the protag of one of my favorite games metal gear rising revengance. Despite the over the top nature of the game i still think they did his character justice and its a nice extension of the story of 2 (though nothing compares to that imo)
Sans from undertale - Despite everything i still really like undertale, its world and its characters. And the funny bone man managed to still be my fav. His jokes and his mysterious nature all makes him really likable to me. His fight is pretty enjoyable too. also hes a skeleton so theres that.
Samus from Metroid - Basically everything i wish i was. Shes cool, strong and she still manages all of this without saying a whole lot. I especially like her body language in dread. pls just ignore how she is in other m....
Tienshinhan from dragon ball - this ones mostly an old favorite. he was my favorite charcater when i watched it as a kid and he still is. He just seemed really cool everytime he appeared. Still think its bullshit how he isnt considered the strongest human -3-
Bridget from guilty gear - this ones a very recent fav. i never really knew anything about her before she appeared in strive but she definitely made an impact on me. Something about seeing a trans girl accepting herself in a mainstream videogame just makes me really happy. Also her theme song is soooo good and is soooo relatable to me. Like yeah i also hate the alarm clock i chose and i also taste like vegetables i dont like. 😭
Aqua from kingdom hearts - Shes one of the more competend characters in the series. She isnt without flaws or anything but she definitely gets shit done when she wants to. Her fighting style is also really nice. And of course she has blue hair and pronouns 🙄
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cocaina-kiyori · 1 year
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foxdies · 4 years
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💔 and 🏳‍🌈 for the hyperfixation thing?
💔 tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them. 
(metal gear solid) going to pull a cheap one and say huey from mgs. if you know anything about the series you prob know what i mean but he betrays everyone and does evil shit and not even in a sexy way :/
🏳‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?
for pretty much every series im into i always end up headcanoning tons of characters as trans and gay so i chould cheat but x_x.......raiden from mgs is, 100% in my head, a mlm trans man with ptsd and dissociative identity disorder
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bluebeetle · 5 years
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ok so i see trans man raiden a lot and its neat, tho i lean more towards him being nb but having a dick, things i dont usually specify but trans man raiden got me thinkin about the baby john subplot...
reason with my own hc basically being the whole getting Rosemary pregnant thing (and that awful scene with the president...............lets not talk about that). because other wise its the case of no kid at all (since u cant rly accidentally adopt a kid, usually), or if theyre both trans, its Raiden who’s pregnant which brings up a whole different conflict like...
Soldiers usually go through physicals so the reveal could still go down the way it did with her yelling it and being cut off, just “you are” instead of “i am”, because like, drug tests and stuff need urine samples
 and “oops our operative is a few weeks pregnant” kind of thing i feel the patriots would just shrug at bc it doesnt matter to them if they send a pregnant man off on a dangerous mission without even mentioning that theyre pregnant
which is terrible
but it also makes Rosemary taking John even worse imo bc like... the options are her just taking him after hes born bc she doesnt trust Jack with the kid which isnt great but he at least knows the kid is his and alive, or worse, spinning some lie about the baby dying within the first week or so of life which is EVEN WORSE and makes her 10x more shitty...
not to excuse her actions in canon 100% but it doesnt come off as shitty for everyone...
i put way too much thought into this
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koragame · 5 years
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replacewythy · 6 years
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Totally Reprise Episode 88
oh wow they're really just singing the whole happy birthday "If that didn't pick up, she said that me and Luke are assholes." "Did he give you a book of secrets?" "Well," "It's a book written by my grandfather" "Uh huh" "about God" "It's an autographed copy." "Man, you're grandpa's a real piece of shit." "We need to do Let Me Tell You About His Familiar Voice." "You guys, you can't keep starting podcasts!" "Chapter 9, Your Sin Is Bigger Than My Sin" "Oh no, it's got all his blog posts in it that he sends us weekly!" You can tell he's really behind the times, because he still has a blog. "So it's a very, very, VERY horny gambling anime" "Oh, it's a gambling high school." I love Yugioh GX Okay, I kept hearing that it was horny, but it still sounds hornier than I expected. "No, that's not even the horny part, what are you talking about?" "check out this gamble porn" "they're making small talk about how much they hate small talk in manicure salons" "My problem is that she has a keyboard in her tummy, and I don't like it." "Was Big O good?" "Yes." "Umm... That's a hard question to answer." "She is neither a spokesperson nor a model, she's just someone who's photo you took, without their permission." "So what exactly is Seinfeld?" It's exactly like that time Ashley and Luke told that story about stealing the top of a pringles can. "It's a show about nothing." "It sounds like it's a show about a lot of things!" "We cannot approve this building until the roof is 100% trap doors." "And also your floor." "And also your walls." "Man I know you don't have a basement, however," "What is this... doog?" "See, what I like about this show, on Power Rangers, I have to constantly like, make shit up to try and make it make sense, this show makes shit up for me." "Why did they make her so good, only to kill her?" "What kind of bitter, broken people are we in the future, because it's not the kind of bitter, broken people we are now!" "I mean, they make like 24 karat gold pizza or whatever, fuck off. I hate rich people." "The game designer lady's actually a trans lesbian." "Thanks, J.K. Rowling." "It does involve a lot of moaning though, because of course it does." "Was Godhand good-" "So here's the thing about Godhand." The whip nail is definitely disconcerting. "People died." "Yeah!" "Mandy just thinks that everyone around her is Single White Femaling her." "Listen, it would take a lot of time, but it would be doable, to edit every episode after that vlog so the soccer ball is always on Alex's head. It'd be labor intensive, but not impossible." Please link me to the kickstarter when that opens up. "Oh, buddy, you're gay! Sorry, pal!" It reminded me of X-Men a lot, that commenter was extremely right in my opinion. "Listen, Molly, as someone that's listened to some more Nine Inch Nails, like, most of their songs are about wanting to fuck. Wanting to fuck, wanting to die, or wanting to both." The discography of Nine Inch Nails sounds a lot like twitter. "So you're saying Kojima's a prophet." "I mean, a little bit, yeah." "And also, because Raiden's a robot, he bleeds white." Oh, like the Prise. "Let me talk to you about plant girls, let's get real for a minute." "But the problem is your genitals also feel like velvet." "Oh no!" "The girl with the velvet dick!" "Well it took us a while, but we did find the title of the episode." "I'm looking up the lyrics to the Goldmember song." "...WHY?" "Do you think Beyoncé wrote that, or did Mike Myers?" "So many wives lie before you, ready to be slain." I can't believe Totally Spies is doing the exact plot of the Star Trek: The Next Generation Groundhog Day episode.
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