#ROACH IS SENDING ME 😭😭😭

[seoafin]

Crying and sniffling falling to the ground pls u CANNOT bring up stsg getting boners from ripmc being sick around me I'm a degenerate I CANT cope w this information I literally cannot stop thinking about them cooing and baby talking and pinching and cupping her as she just lies there all stupid and dumb and takes it. too delirious to talk or fight back just humming and mewing all pliant in their arms like PLSSSSS the image of her actually being boundary-less and forthcoming about wanting cuddles and reaching up all needy and grabby handy for Geto and crawling all over him and whimpering and he's like ahahaha... i'm gonna jizz on her thigh and Gojo's just watching like this is the most Serious Shit™️ I'm gonna krill myself they're going to insta coom when they realise they can do any fucking thing rn and get away w it they could literally just be like erm ^^' say...do you think you could jerk us off and she'd just sleepyhead smile and beam at them and literally just do it and say stupid lovey dovey shit because her embarrassment filter is gone like "ahhh... these feel so nice and big and warm in my hands...? It feels like velvet... <3 Gojo, your tip is getting so cute and red... Is it okay if I touch it just a little...?" Like they'd literally just have to ask her for anything and she'd get so into it not even cus she's that horny or anything she's just like their dicks are so cute stupit brained probably starts nuzzling their cocks on her face just cus they feel nice and warm and starts deep throating on em cus her woozy fever brains like 🫵 'u starve urself this is free food' literally wakes up to Gojo or Geto's dick in her gullet just fell asleep orally cockwarming them didn't even care and probably they feel bad taking low-key advantage of her like this but it is the one (1) time they will ever have ripmc taking the initiative to squirm and nuzzle all over em like this she will never get sick again it's a one time thing she's like a roach, even tho she's suicidal even she can't krill herself she simply cannot die it's a once in a lifetime opportunity the time to diddle her and her is NOW or NEVER

as i was reading this insane ask all i could think about was that tweet where it's like "nothing better than getting head from a sick bitch" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyway this is so insanely hot to me just the idea of being coddled while you're too sick to do anything like push them away....combined with a lack of inhibitions on both your parts. gojo keeping you upright while geto feeds you soup. but gojo has a wandering hand and he's feeling you up the entire time while geto watches and tells you to open your mouth with a smile. checks your temperature by sticking his fingers into your mouth. you want to kiss them but you don't want to get them sick so you decide the next best course of action is to suck their dicks.

#ROACH IS SENDING ME 😭😭😭 #anyway bam cured in the morning and completely mortified #you hide from them in the bathroom and avoid them for weeks after #after that i feel like stsg is just intent on fucking all the inhibitions out of you...they want you to tell them you love them #in the same forthright manner you did when you were sick #sorry i keep on hoarding your asks in my askbox sometimes i just stare at them they're too good #also this in a shoko fic.....trembling..... #not sfw

[miilkybnn]

send me tropes to draw ghostroach in

:3c

#milky talks #ghostroach #ghost x roach #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare ii #call of duty mw2 #cod mwii #adding ALLL the tags #I'm bored #send me requests #or tropes <3 #either one tbh i just need more ways to draw them than them sleeping together/cuddling 😭 #cod ghost #cod roach

[hanzajesthanza]

pegasus is straight confirmed

#the neurotic 10/10 woman being in love with an average 5/10 guy with a good heart is honestly a huge reoccurrence in the witcher though #txt #see prev post/reblog for context #c: roach #c: pegasus #i still like that headcanon from the discord server that #geralt takes to equestrian husbandry when he’s older (in the tw3 end / au where he lives at corvo bianco w/ yen) #and is trying to breed roach because she’s a reliable and fast steed #but she and the paired stallion aren’t really taking to each other and during this period of time dandelion rides in on pegasus #and somehow dandelion didnt care to check if pegasus was actually a gelding or not #geralt thinks — oh finally the stallion i was pairing roach with actually did the job because roach is pregnant #however long horse gestation takes later #roach gives birth and geralt is proud — but he doubts the parentage because #— but ​the foal is both a biter and terrible-tempered (roach) and also fat and lazy (pegasus). literally the worst of both worlds #so geralt has to send a letter to dandelion being like #‘your stupid SHITTY horse knocked MY HORSE up’ #‘i hope youre planning on paying foal support’ (like child support get it) #‘i thought pegasus was a gelding’ ‘yeah i’m pretty sure he is’ ‘… dandelion do you know what gelding is’ #[geralt explains] ‘🫣 GHASTLY!! … ohh that’s why everyone always threatens me with that huh’ #‘poor pegasus 😭 my poor boy…’ ‘well obviously he is not a gelding though’ ‘oh. good on you then boy’ #anyways… im sorry you had to read this if you think its stupid. i think its funny and something which would take place in a happy ending #the other detail was that there was supposed to be a litter of foals and only one foal is fast yet docile (best of their traits) #but the foal doesnt like anyone except yennefer and she names it thunderbolt or thunderstorm iirc #but i realized later that horses dont have litters they have like one foal #these headcanons are community property but they had to be written out publically at some point so here you are #i find the horses of the heroes to be a great source of comic relief if you think about it

[lordelmelloi2]

we need help again...

I hate hate hate hate to make this post but we could really use some help. Mostly because I am uninsured until my job opens enrollment for its health insurance in June and on the eve of us signing the apartment lease tomorrow, I have contracted strep throat from my coworkers. Hooray!

I'm gonna try and get an appointment at the community health center doctor's tomorrow because I straight up don't have the money or time to go to the CVS minuteclinic across the street. They said it was $139 for a strep appointment without insurance, I said hell no... If I wait another day I can try and get a sliding scale $40 appt at the doctors. Right now is just stressful because we need money and because they didn't give us our security deposit back I'm not going to have enough money for my bills the beginning of the month. Plus there are literally THREE prescriptions I have asides from however much a Z pack will likely cost and one of them is an ointment from a compound pharmacy that I don't have money to pay for~!!!! 😭😭😭

Asides from that I am afraid that we miscalculated how much we have for rent for May so I'm trying to see about covering those costs so we aren't paying 3 days late into the month of May for our May rent first month. I really don't want to have a bad first impression with these people. They've been very kind to us so far with renting this new place but I don't want to push the limits.

I've already asked my dad for help but he wasn't able to spare enough for us to be totally covered + he needs me to pay him back by August. During the month of April I also applied to multiple credit unions for personal loans and got rejected...

So my total expenses are:

- Medication/Doctor's visit (including pre-existing prescriptions that I haven't had the money to pick up) ($160)

- Phone bill ($75 for this first month, should be going down next month as verizon charges my account with different coding)

- costs for rent/move (like hopefully $200 idk. I think we can swing the last hundred)

In addition: Because of my history of struggling with commissions due to my psychiatric disability, I don't really want to do this but if you donate a sum above $100 you can ask me to digitally paint something for you. Please no complicated requests or anything since I've been struggling with art for years now from depression/anxiety etc. but I would feel indebted to you if I didn't do anything. If this is something you'd like please DM me/send me an ask off anon.

* As for why we have been so financially fucked this month. Our current apartment complex (yes the one with the leaks, roaches, harmful construction noises etc.) has kept our security deposit which has us out $300 that we could've used towards the new place. They have fucked us over one last time.

My paypal as always is at: paypal.me/roseod

And please share if you can. Every reblog/donation of even a small amount is appreciated. Thank you all so much for supporting me.

#mutual aid

[two-white-butterflies]

best friend | LN4 | part three

Description: Lando has a crush on you, and everyone knows it. Everyone except you.

Pairing: lando norris/actress-singer!reader (filipina coded reader)

series masterlist | part two

Carlossainz55: He wants you to know that his twitter was hacked.

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landonorris: IT WAS NOT

yourname: DM ME FOR PICTURES OF LANDO'S DELETED TWEET!!!!!!!!

Carlossainz55: 🤣

yourname: akyat bahay caught on cam 🧡

(translation: robber caught on cam)

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landonorris: Too handsome to steal 🥱 - yourname: are you a nurse din po? 🤣 (translation: are you a nurse too?)

Carlossainz55: Lando 😳

landonorris: She's not our August or our Betty. She's our Juliet. Happy birthday champ! 🧡😍

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yourname: landocakes, i'm gagged but YOU did not write that caption. 😅 - landonorris: mb I was supposed to put "She's my Juliet." - yourname: boom capiche uwian na hahahhahahaha - yourname: PICK UP THE PHONE I'M SERIOUS

danielricciardo: Happy birthday Y/N! Sending love from Melbin. 🇦🇺 - yourname: HAHAHAHA Melbin 🤣

danielricciardo: Might delete later.

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landonorris: MIGHT DELETE LATER?

yourname: Bring Heidi and let's turn it into a 2 date. - danielricciardo: Sorry we only eat around people who's ages are past 25 💞 - yourname: Daniel Ricciardo, u r on my death note

yourname: Kunware p sha pero crush niya pala ako. Side note: He kinda looks like one of those dudes who played DOTA a few decades ago😭 Still looking good tho 😝 #ThankYouToMyMan

(Translation: He be acting like he tolerates me but he be crushing on my secretly.)

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landonorris: that's ur man - yourname: he doesn't have roaches or nothing

danielricciardo: Ship him back to the factory

maxverstappen1: Congratulations ❤️

echieee21: ITAAS MO ANG BANDERA NATIN MAMSH 🇵🇭 - yourname: Laban pilipinas! 😁

landonorris: Ganda mo naman te. May jowa ka na? (Translation: You look good miss (alt/direct trans: older sister). Do you have a boyfriend?)

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yourname: yeah but he doesn't have to know ;) - landonorris: pass sa gusto maging kabit - yourname: tngina mo (translation: pass to people who want to be mistresses) (translation: fuck you)

yourname: Kuya, pls ruin my life. Luluhuran, pagsisilbihan, chuchupain, jujugjugin tas tubig lang pahinga. 🤤

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landonorris: KUYA??????????

maryjane_L/N: Anak is this your new boyfriend from England,,,? - yourname: yes pu tita 😭 - - maryjane_L/N: Pogi,,,,👍🏻

@ssararuffoni @inejghafawifesblog @love4lando @hiraethrhapsody @allenajade-ite @driveswiftly13 @shouq @fdl305 @iloveyou3000morgan @lpab @ietss @inejghafawifesblog @ldynblack @jessblack394 @iissza @iamahallucinationnn @sialexia @allenajade-ite

#lando norris x reader #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x you #lando norris au #lando norris smau #lando norris smaus #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando x reader

[yandere-arts]

Have you seen the incident of the girl who took a picture with the help of a knife on social media? How would Ghoat.Konig.Alex.Graves. Soap.And Roach (if you're writing for him) react if they accidentally saw us doing this? (Note, we're not dating them) and I'll even send you the makeup photo with the knife I'm talking about. (this is a headcanons request) have a nice daaayyy 🥰

(For female reader)

A/N: thank you so much for your patience sweetheart! Sorry it took so long to get these 😔 I appreciate the request — it was quite interesting to write 💕 for future ref, I don’t write for Roach or Alex Keller (unless you meant Alejandro 😭 ) since I don’t really know much about them 😅 I also decided to do these in yandere! versions as we discussed and some are post-kidnapping bc I had no ideas for pre

TW: yandere stuff, punishment, torture, cursing, stuff that makes the reader cry, assorted BS, König is horny asf but yk me too 😭 — you know the drill :), DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

YANDERE GHOST. 💀

Oh, sweetheart. He’s probably THE WORSF GUY TO DO THIS WITH.

I mean, you probably picked up the knife with intentions other than doing your makeup. Even if this is after his year of endless torture just to « train » you, and you’re completely loyal to him (meaning Stockholm Syndrome has already set in), he’s still going to be furious. He’ll definitely think you were trying to leave him.

He likely went looking for you once he realize you weren’t in the bedroom or the living room, and of course he didn’t want to be late to the « date » (in his mind, at least) that would change both of your lives eternally, but when he saw that hunting knife, HIS hunting knife, pressed dangerously close to his favorite part of your face, he forgot about the little velvet box in his pocket.

Ghost probably acted without thinking and snatched the knife away from you instantly, pressing your body into the cold glass of the bathroom mirror. He’ll hold your offending wrist, a grim look in his eyes.

And all the while, you’ll plead and ask, « why? »

His eyes will snap up, a new fire blazing because of your words. « Why would you ever use a knife to do your makeup? Are you crazy, darling? Need to be retaught how to act normally?» (You probably do after everything he’s done to you 😭)

Overall, a very terrible experience. Likely the worst, and he’ll definitely retrain you as a result of this incident. You lost your proposal and « honeymoon bliss » privileges, and now you’re under this vigilant, cold gaze 25/8. It’s for the best, after all, as he doesn’t want his darling s/o hurt.

YANDERE KONIG. 💣

Two simultaneous thoughts. #1: Oh, how lovely, my little Maus is doing her makeup even though she’s so beautiful! #2: What is that in her hand.

And after he « gently » grabs your waist (darkening already present bruises), he demands to know why his knife is in your little hands. He’s angry. He’s furious. And he’s delusional.

König cares far too much for his darling and certainly believes that they are some sort of goddess or angel descended from the heavens. He simultaneously feels that they are too precious and beautiful for this world, but losing them would result in a bloodbath, no matter whose fault it is.

König will be sitting you down after this to talk about why you shouldn’t lay your hands on his filthy weaponry and why you should just keep yourself within his embrace, tucked away from all of reality. (He does the latter speech at least once a day anyway.) He may also express his dissatisfaction more… intimately later. (He likes the way you were gripping the handle of HIS knife.) It depends on if you’ve tried to escape recently or not or if this incident is just another slip-up in a series of unfortunate events (from his perspective.)

Oh, and don’t worry, with this man’s wealth, you’ll probably have some neat tool from Sephora to help with straight eyeliner in a day or two.

So not the worst experience, but still pretty bad and will result in an irritated König (though some of you probably think that’s a good thing…)

YANDERE GRAVES. 🥧

(Yes, I did make his emoji American Apple Pie, and yes, I do think it’s funny asf. Leave me alone.)

 « Watcha got there, doll? Seems a little much for a little lady like you to handle. Here, lemme help, » Dumbledore he said calmly.

Of course, he’s no happy camper when he sees that knife in your hands, but are any of them???

Graves would be one of the most calm of the COD boys in this situation. He’s upset, that’s for sure, and you can feel his pine aftershave burning your nostrils as he snatches the blade away. His tone is neutral but the tightness in his neck and jaw give away his anger. Tread lightly.

This would probably serve as another example to him of why you were so fragile and needed to be locked away in the first place. If he hasn’t taken you already, it’ll happen soon.

Graves would have a very strict ideology of « I’m the only one who can hurt her, and that’s final. » He doesn’t even want you to have control over yourself. He’s so possessive that he doesn’t even want you to be controlled by anyone other than him. (Which also means cutting ties with your friends/family, getting fired suddenly from work, and him always breathing down your neck (sometimes literally.))

You’ll see repercussions for this, but he’ll still go light on you. Don’t forget that he’s a hardened solider, though, so his definition of light might be completely different from any civilian’s.

YANDERE SOAP. 🧼

Probably has the best reaction out of all of them. He won’t be very happy, but he’ll still find the situation a bit funny.

He stands there completely in shock and in awe and a bit frightened of you, but it still brings a chuckle out. Soap will make you think that it’s all a game and you’re just the silliest girlie on the planet until you put that knife down to do mascara and suddenly it and every other sharp object in the house is gone.

I think Soap would be a more laid-back yandere, so he’ll only react poorly if you act poorly (meaning you present a threat to yourself or him.) He’s very lenient though, and once or twice let his guard down for longer than usual. But the minute you do something stupid, he’s internally panicking and scolding you and himself.

Don’t give this poor guy any more problems, please.

Like the others, he’ll have a chat with you. He’s lost a good number of important people in his life and certainly doesn’t to lose another, so if you truly care about him, you’ll listen. That’s his reasoning.

But if you value your freedom and sanity, maybe it’s best to not look a wooden horse in its mouth and allow for an incident like this to happen again. Soap is soft and bubbly around you until he’s harsh and rough.

#yandere cod #yandere ghost #yandere konig #yandere soap #phillip graves #yandere headcanons #literally several months late and i severely apologize but i got sick and work sucked my soul out like a damn hoover

[iveneverseenthesebowlsbefore]

Mostly coherent rewatch thoughts

Lololol anyone else catch Frenchie doing the sign of the cross again?

Izzy crying sounds like a dog/puppy whine. Doggy heaven indeed :<<<<

I love how Buttons goes from ‘ehh?' To ‘ah yes of course’ in the space of like 0.5 seconds in response to Auntie calling him a witch

Frenchie going all in on the cat thing I love it

Poor Fang!!! I wanna hug him!!!

Auntie’s weird little noise/gesture at Buttons lololol she’s my new fave

“Take the fucking leg 🙄🙄🙄🙄”

Roach loving the soup is everything

Izzy always *laughs* at Ed when he wants to hurt him because he knows its the thing he hates the most

Lucius's weird laugh noise thing after ‘relationship advice from Stede Bonnet’ lololol I missed him so much

The wheel cart’s squeaky wheel is also everything. Bless you sound guy.

The romance theme plays when Stede comes back to the Revenge, but strange and dissonant like it’s being played underwater as he looks around at the damage...

...and then it goes back to being clear and lovely as he starts to take the knives outta everything and clean it all up 😭

the hanging lavender in 'purgatory'!

Hornigold’s outfit is made of ropes like the ones Ed used to kill his dad, Ed is forever condemned (in his mind) as unlovable because of that act

They smashed Ed’s head in the foot tap place :<<<<<<

All the 'yo's are sending me

izzy didn’t tell Stede about killing Ed because he wanted to protect the crew and get them out of there - but I think he also didn’t want to tell Stede because he’s the only other person alive who would understand how much it would hurt to hear that.

Stede only starting to cry/let Ed’s death hit him when everyone is safe off the ship because now he has nothing left to distract himself.

In conclusion I'm unwell!!!!

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #this show is very good and i like it the normal amount much

[heartthroblover]

I don't know if this is funny , but it was funny to me when I thought about it

Yanderes who stalked their respective darlings , managed to get that darling to like them ,they're married and have kids

Now imagine their kid has their own little stalker

TLDR AT THE BOTTOM IN CASE MY WRITING SUCKS

___________________________________________

Just Yandere (anyone you choose) just relaxing in another room , they achieved what they wanted, their darling is now theirs and they have nothing to worry about.

But then darling comes in worried, and now they have their attention (not like it ever left)

"What's wrong dear, are you alright?"

They're now worried something happened. Did someone flirt with them? Wasn't the wedding ring enough to send those vultures away? Would they have to get their (choose of weapon cause they all have different ones 😭) and get rid of them? They haven't done that in years, but their itching to put someone down for causing this much stress on their beloved.

"(child's name) told me something concerning..."

Yan was a little more eased. Their child was mostly well behaved, never in fights, good grades, did have a snarky mouth though, just like his love (downbad). Last time something was concerning, it was just a bug problem, it wasn't too serious but for their beloved, they'd act like the world is ending.

"another one, huh? What was it ? Grades going down? Another roach?"

They joked , chuckling a little as they poured water into a cup. It stopped once he looked at his lover and their face had shown nothing but worry and fear, slowly bringing the water up to drink.

"(child's name) said they have a stalker ... "

*COUGH*

They spat the drink out. Looking up at their beloved who had grabbed napkins to wipe up the mess.

"are you sure?"

They knew it was a dumbass question and by the way their love looked at them , they knew that they also thought it was dumb.

"yes, admittedly, I thought it was a joke since they always say their crush is obsessed over them... But then they opened up a box with letters and pictures of them... Pictures that shouldn't exist otherwise"

So.. someone was out to get their baby.. the child they made/ adopted out of love... This wasn't gonna do... Guess they were gonna have to go back to old habits. As they continued to talk about the issue, Yan could only think one thing...

*this had to be karma for what I put their parent though...*

TLDR:

Darling: honey, I need to tell you something.

Yan, drinking something: yes dear?

Darling: our kid said they have a stalker

Yan, who spit out the drink: WHAT

Darling: yeah, we need figure out what's going on, we cant let our chi- (rambles)

Yan, thinking to themselves: what are the odds a stalker would have to worry about their kid being stalked

...

...

...

...

... this has to be karma for the shit I did to darling...

#yandere #yandere imagines #idk

[fixfoxnox]

It’s been a while since we’ve had sito headcanons!!! Have there been any additions to the world building of sito since the last time???

There have been a couple of things! Or at least more things that I can kinda comfortably mention lol:

So we officially have Price being in love with Nikolai now, however they aren't together (yet) they just pine and literally everyone around them knows

Price no longer got his hat from Alex in universe, instead he got it from Nikolai which we will learn more about in the NikPrice one-shot (still working on it, its gonna be so long 😭)

You guys get some stuff on Price's sister now that I've officially started building her (thank you therapist is laswell's wife anon)

Her name is Josephine Laswell (Price), she took Laswell's last name while they were married.

She's an on base therapist who typically does short term sessions with people, and usually they are sessions that the soldiers specifically sign up for, not ones they are forced into

However, Price knows that a lot of times therapists will just sign through the papers for the military members far too quickly, and he wanted to make sure Roach was okay so he asked his sister to take him on as a patient since he knew she would actually fully make sure he was okay before sending him back into the field.

She only goes by her first name on base, it was a request from both Price and Laswell who didn't want her getting caught up in their work if something happened. Because of that her name tags only ever say "Dr. Jo" or "Dr. Josephine"

Price calls her Josie as a nickname and Laswell calls her Pheenie as a nickname

Soap definitely doesn't tell his family when he brings Ghost and Roach home with him for the first time

Like he talks to his family at least once a week on a big family video call, and straight up sometimes Ghost and Roach will just be chilling in the background so they assume that Soap has told his family

Then they go home with him and meet them for the first time and Soap's mom is like "John why didn't you tell us you had boyfriends!!!"

Then its just a big jumble of Scottish words as the entire family start like jumping on Soap who is returning with just as much energy

Then suddenly it just stops and Mama MacTavish is like "anyways, you two both come inside its so nice to meet you, here let me give you a hug"

Also Roach definitely thinks he is the youngest out of their trio until Soap finally admits (gets caught) about lying about his age and Roach finds out that he and Soap are actually the same age and he legit gets so excited about it just because now when Soap tries to pull the "older and wiser" card he gets to throw it back in his face

Was thinking about Roach's first life again and particularly his childhood and thought I'd give some more on that plus a fun behind the scenes

When Roach thinks about that memory from when he was a child of his dad throwing him into the river, he remembers the location. A long dirt Roach through the woods leading to a little river with a bridge and highway above it

Fun facts, I actually used a place that my family used to go when I was younger as inspiration for the place. So the place where Roach got thrown into the river is technically real and exists in Arkansas lmao

I think Roach, in his first life, because he spend so much time trying to get out of his house to get away from his parents spent a lot of time in the woods around his house

Spending time in the woods meant getting use to all sorts of critters/creatures as well as getting good at spotting things like snakes so that he could avoid him

That being said he was definitely the type of southern kid/teen who would go outside for like five minutes then come back up to the house with a snake in one hand and a possum in the other lmao

He's never mentioned that he really isn't afraid of any animals to the 141 before

Jackson knows because he definitely watched Roach pick up enough random ass snakes/rats/whatever else during their time on Griggs squad. Point is, Roach has no fear

The 141 discover this bit by bit

They're tracking through the woods toward one of their objectives and suddenly Roach rushes forward and grabs Price, pulling him to a stop

The whole team are confused/lowkey annoyed until Roach steps forward and picks up the snake that Price was about to step on

A rat ends up running into the break room on base. Gaz freaks tf out and refuses to get off of the couch. Roach walks in and within like two minutes is carrying the rat outside in his hands

Just little things like this that the 141 eventually have to get used to because it's just part of Roach's charm lmao

Roach's first kiss in his first life was with the son of his church's homophobic ass preacher. They would sneak away from after church activities and into the woods to "hang out" which for two repressed teenage gays really just meant making out

Roach genuinely thought he was going to marry that guy and their relationship lasted until Roach decided he was going to leave. He asked him to leave with him

He said no because he was too afraid to tell his parents yet. Roach never held it against him, but their relationship ended and Roach never saw him again after he left

The same boy did exist in his new life, but Roach stayed clear of him because of Simon/the mental age difference

Currently, both Ghost and Price have both had glimpses of their first life through dreams

I've mentioned Jackson having struggles with sudden loud noises and flashes of light due to his first life, but I think he also has issues with planes/aircrafts because of the memory of the crash

Jackson is also a southern boy, thinking from like Louisiana. He can kinda turn his accent on and off, but most of the time it onlycomes out when he's passionate/in the middle of sex. He can also speak Louisiana French

Honestly my idea of what Jackson looks like changes every two seconds he's like a chameleon so he has like no in universe appearance yet dkfnfn

His sense of style however? Stylish man to say the least

Like somehow always looks put together, even in sweatpants and a tee shirt. It kinda pisses Gaz off sometimes, but most of the time he's just like "God damn my boyfriend is hot."

Headcanon that Gaz loves spicy foods and assumes that Jackson can't take any spice so he puts some in his food at one point to prank him

He's terrible surprised when Jackson just eats the food with no issue. Jackson has to be like "babe I've literally grown up eating Cajun food have you never had Cajun food" and then he makes Gaz something with a lot of spice and Gaz is the one who ends up not able to handle it sjfbjfndjdj

Cajun! Jackson my beloved

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #something in the orange #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #paul jackson #captain john price

[sirensplayhouse]

I genuinely believe it’s not about belief but repetition. People say belief and “knowing” is a what’s necessary but girl if let’s I’m living in an apartment with roaches crawling all over the walls and rats running across the place (just an example 💀) how tf am I supposed to know that I’m living in a mansion? or believe that I am? Waaaay back before the 10k challenge I actually revised by age by affirming 1008 times and I literally saw proof later that night because a friend of mine started being confused about my age and started saying things in line with the age I was affirming to be. That was just an experiment, I didn’t even want to fully revise my age after that but I saw the proof. I want to add that I didn’t even BELIEVE this would happen, even after affirming but I had affirmed so many times it was a dominant thought and it appeared in my reality. I guess I’m sending this so your anons can see they don’t have to burst a blood vessel tryna force themselves to believe, your dominant thoughts will manifest regardless (and I know some people don’t believe in this but whatever) I’ve proved it to myself so many mf times, I also manifested my SP this way and manifested away several 3P’s. So just saturate the shit out of your mind. You don’t have to affirm 10K times, but just do it as much as you can until you see evidence.

LMFAOOOOOO the roaches took me clean out first off😭but yeaaaaa I blame that on Neville😂he did say ‘imagination + faith’ and so now bloggers took that and ran with it. but you do not need to believe your affirmations at all. Neville even said himself that “an assumption although false if persisted in becomes reality” (I think some bloggers be forgetting he said that💀)

#sirens anon thoughts #anons unite #success stories #success story #sirens inbox🪄

[8-rae-rae-8]

OMG i just read the first 3 parts! it's honestly perfect! I'm crying!! There's so many details I loved! Roach biting Sheppard until he bleeds just to protect Simon and just trying his best to keep it together for Simon's sake only to regress deeply once he's back with the captains - my heart. 😭❤️ Price being the voice of reason in the fic was a nice touch as well, him telling Roach to stand down and being the one to accept the deal (only for him to put a bullet in Sheppard's brain *chefs kiss* ) no one messes with the captain's boys/pup and gets away with it. And Mactavish!! him just as upset and heartbroken. Poor thing must've been worried sick! it was such a heartbreaking but sweet detail absolutely in love with the fic so far! You've done a great job and I'm so eager to read part 4 once it's done <3 <3 <3

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

THERE WILL BE ONE MORE CHAPTER (if not two, one for roach and one for Ghost perhaps 👀)

PLEASE PLEASE send me any ideas you have that you want to see written out, because this has been so SO GOOD

#i love your approval anon

[coykoii]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIRL!!!! Forever the best thing that came out of this fandom ty!!!! Here are some of my fave things for US

Casually in the same city for the first time ever and saying no thank you to meeting as we SHOULD

I DONT NOT LOVE YOU WHEN!!!! I'M SO SERIOUS GET OUT OF THE DECK CHAIR AND RETIREMENT

Idk when we started the gm gifs and no other actual talking but it remains my fave way to wake up TY!!!!

And honestly we're hilarious 😌😌😌😌😌 Im not CROPPING THE PICS TY!!!!

Do you remember when you searched HAHAHA in our chat and accidentally sent it 😭😭😭😭😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I LOVE READING THESE EVERY TIME like we are so funny?????? DECK CHAIR HAS FOLDED W ME IN IT SO SORRY!!

Me sending HAHAHA bye I wheezed 😭😭 do you remember when I thought you had roaches in your tent but you were talking about animal crossing xxxxx

do you also remember our ineligible to everyone but us Aladdin outline that will never see the light of day 🫡

THANK YOU BESTIE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

#ask #ily forever

[sojutrait]

thank u!!!

the end of the world is just gonna be dante and roaches its true

servegrilledcheese ratboysims sonicblooms and peonypyxels are my fave off the top of my head teehee

thank u so much !!!

( @deathbypufferfish ) im not even surprised bc tumblr has been flagging my posts out the wazoo 🗿

( @woohooinwaterfall ) thank u sm!!! there's nothing i can pin point really, i just get really obsessed with my goobers and makeup stories for them kjkgjgkh

( @laneebug ) ofc i remember u !! im glad ur back on here!!

( @muffinsims ) thank u !! ❤❤

( @transgendertrait ) help im so late to answering this we already got the trailer BUT YEA the way i already forgot about ts5 leaks omg

( @aseeenka ) i actually randomize my sim dump names so i didnt know who that was for a second kjkfgjk but ty im glad u like him !!

( @spookycowboydragonpizza ) hehe, adding nose definition is like the first thing i do when i make sims so im glad u caught that !!

( @woohooinwaterfall ) i agree and i am hellbent on giving it to her god bless

( @ohsummers @is-that-what-i-think-it-is ) thank u both so much !! 💖❤

( @a-unique-rebel ) oooo youre right !! i might even update it with some of the new items we get hmmmm

( @lucidicer ) thank u !!! some day we will get simgurusoju, trust ✋

( @lava-nder ) that animation is so bitchy and thats why its one of my fave in the whole game god bless (and ty!!)

you know what they say, you lose em how you got em 🗿

i don't really put too much thought into the beginning of the storyline, i just let it naturally develop. like with both hakim and eileen i just slapped them in the game kjkjgk and thank u!!!

she def will! if it was up to me all my sims would get a claire saffitz grey streak. well it is up to me but u get what i mean

his legal name now being the prison whore is sending me over the MOON 😭😭😭😭

#wake up babe yearly sojutrait ask dump just dropped #i need to pull an ai and call in reinforcements #asks #anon #deathbypufferfish #woohooinwaterfall #laneebug #muffinsims #transgendertrait #aseeenka #spookycowboydragonpizza #ohsummers #is-that-what-i-think-it-is #a-unique-rebel #lucidicer #lava-nder

[hotteoki]

COME ALONG???

no AND DO NOT EVEN SEND ME THAT OTHER PIC AGAIN GIRL MY HEART SPIKED YOU LITTLE ROACH 😭😭😭😭

#anti tea criminal 🍵

[deldeldel90]

The “It’s Pittsburgh” road trip fanfiction you wrote is so funny to me because the background of: 

Frederick: eighteen, getting proper help, moved in with Gwen and striving to get a biology major,going to therapy, beginning to learn how to play the violin. 

And then . . . There's these two idiots (my favorite idiots, by the way), Blaine and Lance. 

Blaine: twenty-six, absolutely no emotional awareness, cannot express his Feelings in the slightest, cannot talk about his problems at all, is anti-therapy, rich bitch as always, pretentious as hell, overprotective but has trouble saying “I love you” 

Lance: twenty-one, goofy as hell, also cannot express his traumas (offered a therapy card, used it as a bookmark instead), aspiring film director, goes on a random ass road trip to a place he's never even researched (would've been homeless if it weren't for the Above Idiot), and probably living with five roommates + the rats and the roaches 

These Two. 

I love these two. And thank you for writing the fic (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I may not have an AO3 account to properly comment, but just know that I extremely liked it! 

(NOTE: the “Lance’s Guide” series you write is also very good! I love fanfiction with Prince Lance getting spoiled, as he's a very good boy who deserves so much love! 💞💞) 

HI ANON!!!!!!

aksgajsnsjsnsb oh my gosh 😭😭 FIRST: thank you so much!!!! You're so nice wtf???? Akahskaja!! And just!!! I'm so happy to read this?? You are so kind???

your description of Blaine and Lance in that fic is accurate ngl LMAOOO

And yeah 💀💀 Frederick's the only one who has his shit together in that fic (even though he doesn't appear aksjahsja)- Blaine may be a CEO and super wealthy, but my guy is NOT doing well. and yeah, Lance and Blaine r holding on by a thread, each doing it differently. Lance is probably hanging on better than Blaine, though,, since this red-plaid boy is not addressing shit. Like, at all.

Lance's Guide hhhhhhhh it makes me happy. and I agree w you!! Lance deserves nice things, y'know :D

And thank you for sending me this lovely ask!!! It made my night :)

#super sweet anon :)

[makncheese12]

one of my anons said ur single and that we're "all doomed"

any reason why we're "all doomed"?

Ah, they’re all fighting over me for some reason so that may be why😭

I have a roach, a pickle and a 🤨 anon trying to win my love by going at each others throats and sending pick up lines all while there’s someone wanting to suck me😀