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#PTA Sans
thebekashow · 1 year
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Call PTA sans! (If you get that reference)
I don't own pta sans.
However OG sans will deal with her UvU
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big-ol-bumble-bee · 1 month
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Okay with the theory that all the humans came back after they died
Hear me out
Pta any UTY parental figure
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susartwork · 11 months
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What a touching speech...
Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day! The event is hosted by @insanelyadd | @letpapyrussayfuckofficial (And this design I drew for Paps is a mix of all their Ambassador Papyrus designs!)
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arceal-doodles · 2 years
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the meeting ™  
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bonetrousledbones · 2 years
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Whats pta sans? Teacher aide sans? Parent teacher Association sans?
oh you cant do this to me
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undertale aus fucking sucked except for pta sans that was the only good one
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prfm-multiverse · 1 year
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New PTA From Perfume entries were published.
https://fc.perfume-web.jp/
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miss-floral-thief · 1 year
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lol not only is it comic sans it's blurry too
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pyramid-of-starrs · 5 months
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More clingy/possessive/obsessive san x Black reader those make me go feral ! LOL
PTA Parent: Celebrating 300 Followers!
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Daddy San x Mommy Fem reader
Summary: You and San are married with a beautiful Daughter, sometimes you both can get busy in your day-to-day life and with a clingy husband like San it can absolutely get annoying.
Genre: Fluff, Angst, Smut, Parent AU
Warnings: Acts of possessiveness, some toxic behavior from San, pushy man, mentions of killing (no one dies), adultery??
Smut warnings: Spanking, crying, vaginal sex, oral (F receiving), unprotected sex, mentions of impregnation, let me know if I missed anything!
A/N: I'm kinda unsure about how I feel about this story so please let me know what you think in the comments! Also there might be hella typos lol
Minors dni
"Breakfast is ready." You said as you finished setting up the table still in your robe and pjs, the sounds of two sets of foot steps heading your way could be heard, one belonging to your 6 year old daughter Anya and the other belonging to your husband San. They both enter the kitchen after San finished getting Anya dressed and doing her hair in two curly puffs. The little girl runs over to her seat at the end of the table where she waits for her daddy to pull out her chair and push it back in, then San walks over to give you a kiss on the cheek before heading to the other end of the table and they both thank you for the meal.
"Mommy look at my hair! Daddy did it by himself this time and it barely hurt." Anya said as she moved her head back and forth to show off her new hairstyle.
"Wooow so pretty, daddy did a good job! Even better than me." You exaggerated to make your child and husband feel better.
"No! He'll never be as good as Mommy! He is too rough with his hands!" She protested while you giggled.
"Heeey, Daddy is really good with his hands, if I wasn't you probably wouldn't be here." San said while continuing to eat, you kicked him under the table for his joke, once everyone finished eating you cleared the table while San got ready to take your daughter to school then he was heading to work. While on the way out you hugged Anya and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Have a good day Honey, Mommy loves you."
"I love you more Mommy!" Anya said back while hugging you.
"No, I love you more." You playfully said back.
"Well I love mommy the absolute mostest in the world!" she excitedly said, San pouted a bit.
"What about Daddy Anya? Don't you love Daddy too?"
"Not as much as mommy! I love Mommy more than anyone."
"Not more than me! I love her way more!" San said as he pulled you up from your child to kiss you, Anya's little fist started to hit her father's leg.
"Get off my mommy!" She yelled.
"She was my mommy first!" He argued back.
"San!" You hit him on the shoulder, this was a pretty normal occurrence, San has always been clingy even before you two started dating, he moved fast throughout the relationship and immediately expressed his interest in marrying you and making a family, little did you know you two would just end up making a mini San that is just as obsessed with you.
"Since I'm off early tonight and Anya is going home with her friend from class maybe we could go out to dinner." He said as he held your waist.
"Baby I would love to but you know I go to PTA on Friday nights." You replied as San's signature pouty lip returned.
"You can't miss this one? I've been working like crazy and I miss you so much, we haven't had a "play date" since Monday." San replied, your face heated up a bit since play dates were the code you used for sex, though he was right, you would be lying if you said you didn't also miss being with your husband intimately. Your sex drive was fairly normal and technically so was San's but it wasn't about the need to cum for him, it was about the need to feel you in a way that no one else can, feeling you wrapped around him while he listened to your beautiful moans and whimpers with your nails making artwork on his back made him crazy, getting to see your beautiful bare brown skin was pure bliss for him. Though it was a beautiful and raw moment for San it was something a bit different for you, Sans obsession with you and your body tends to make him a little crazy in the bedroom, it's almost like cuteness aggression, except instead of wanting to squeeze you San wants to fuck you until you can't walk, think or see straight. The day that you two got married he fucked you all night and made you two almost miss your flight to your honeymoon.
"I-I know but I can't miss this meeting, the person I'm partnered with needs me for the school bake sale prep." he gazed into your eyes hoping that you would change your mind but as much as he wanted you all to himself he just had to be okay with that not being realistic.
"Fine, I guess it can't be helped then, Anya why don't you run upstairs and grab the mini shiber plush I gave you so you can have someone to sleep with tonight at your friend's house." San said looking down at his daughter.
"Good idea Daddy!" the little girl cutely ran up the stairs to get her toy, though it seemed like an innocent suggestion it was just San's way of getting you alone for two seconds because as soon as your daughter was out of the room San kissed you hard with vigor and emotion, inserting his tongue in your mouth to swirl it around yours. All you could do is submit and whimper while you felt your core heat up, he managed to pin you against the door as he gripped your ass and placed his other hand against the door next to your head, when he pulled back from the kiss a string of spit followed his lips that connected yours
He leaned down to whisper into your ear. "I'm off tomorrow and Anya will be at her friend's still so expect to not get anything done and clear your schedule okay? " He stared directly into your eyes and soul with nothing but pure lust, San can't go too long without fucking you, it makes him unwell, you nodded your head to agree. "Use your words."
"Y-yes San." you said softly.
"Good girl." He said pecking your lips one more time before Anya re-entered the room with her plushie in hand. "Alright let's go Anny! Tell mommy bye."
"Bye Mommy!" They both said in sync as they left, you were still in disarray. Why did it just feel like you signed your soul to the devil?
...
Later that night you were sitting at your PTA meeting as San blew up your phone with messages of him telling you he missed you and all the unspeakable things he wanted to do to you. You sat at the table just watching the messages roll in, your breathing becoming shorter as you anticipated the things your husband had in store for you.
"Y/N? Did you hear me?" A voice snapped you out of your thoughts.
"Huh? Oh no sorry could you repeat that?" you said back to the person, the person being one of the other parents on the PTA, Kyle, he was the father of one of the girls in Anya's class that she was close with. He was recently divorced and splitting custody with his ex-wife, his daughter lived with his ex which is where Anya was having a sleepover at, you and San only ever interacted with the mom so meeting Kyle now was a bit random. He knew that the kids were close and that's why he asked to partner up with you for the bake sale project, at least that's what you assumed.
"Everything alright Y/N? You kinda left Earth for a second." He asked.
"Yeah, my husband is just freaking out about what he should have for dinner." Technically that wasn't a lie but San's dilemma was more so about the fact that he couldn't have you for dinner but Kyle didn't need to know that.
"Yeah sounds about right for us guys haha, anyways I asked if it was okay if I came over tomorrow night so we could get the baking for Sunday done? Then I can take everything in my car and drop it off since we don't have to be there." He suggested.
"That actually sounds like a good plan, my husband wanted to hang out tomorrow but I can cancel on him." you said while smiling at him.
"Cancelling for little ol me, oh I'm charmed." You both laughed, Kyle was a sweet guy but the rumor around school was that he was a cheater which is why his ex left him but he was so nice could that really be true?
...
"What!" San yelled while drying dishes in his little apron and dish gloves like he was a housewife.
"I'm sorry baby I know that you wanted me to yourself tomorrow but I really have to get the sweets done for the bake sale on Sunday." You said as you stood next to him in your nightgown, you had come home, ate dinner, and immediately got in the shower so you could get ready for tomorrow.
"This isn't fair Y/N! I have needs too, I haven't been inside you in almost a damn week, how do you expect me to live like this!" He dramatically pouted.
"Stop being dramatic San." You said folding your arms.
"I just... miss you, I work all day and by the time I come home we are both too tired to do anything besides cuddling which I love but... I miss connecting with you on that level, I know you have a lot going on but I can't help but feel this way..." He said as he took off his gloves and turned the sink off. You felt for San, you missed him too, especially in an intimate way and you had to give it to him he has really matured from when you first started dating because old San wouldn't have cared and would fuck you until you were too tired to do the bake sale.
"Aww baby I miss you too." You said as you cupped both sides of his sharp jaw, his hand held yours as his thumb rubbed the back of your hand and you both looked into each other's eyes. "I just have to do this one thing tomorrow then I'm all yours okay?" you pecked his still pouted lip.
"Okay, I love you." He said giving you a smirk to make sure you didn't worry about him.
"I love you more, let's go to bed, I have to get up early to go shopping."
You both went to bed too tired to do much of anything but San snuggled his face into your chest as you both drifted off to sleep. By the morning time you had left for the store to buy everything you needed for the bake sale. When you finally made it back home in the late afternoon, you texted Kyle your address and San was already gone, probably to spend the evening with his friends since he wanted to give you your space. Kyle arrived about an hour later, which was enough time for you to prep everything needed and start on the first batch of sweets. You walked to the front door to let him in.
"Hey, come in, glad you made it safe!" you smiled while stepping to the side to let him in.
"Hey, can't believe our kids have been friends this long and this is the first time I've been here, lovely home you got here Y/N." He said as he walked deeper into the house following you to the kitchen.
"Oh the credit isn't just mine my husband planned the renovations and I just decorated and furnished it."
"Well, the woman is who makes the home." He said winking at you.
That was kinda weird but whatever" you thought to yourself.
"Well I finished the first back and they are cooled down you wanna start boxing everything?"
“Sure thing” You and Kyle got to work baking and boxing, you didn’t even notice the time flying by until you looked up to see it was dark outside. You looked at your Apple Watch to see it was 8:36 pm you wondered for a moment where San was but then the cookie timer went off.
A cup slams down on the bar, shaking the remaining ice in it. “Another Jack and Coke please.” San asked the bartender.
“2 drinks in one night buddy? Something going on?” Wooyoung asked as he drank his beer.
“I miss my fucking wife Woo.” A red San replied as he received his next drink.
“Did she go somewhere? What happened to your weekend you had planned to-“
“Planned to fuck her brains out and romance her while my sweet princess was away? Unfortunately that won't be happening because of this dumb school bake sale she's doing for the PTA. Now I only get one day with her." San said as he dramatically dropped his head on the bar.
"Oh yeah I think my husband mentioned that to me, at least you've got tomorrow." Wooyoung said as he rubbed San's back to cheer him up, then San's phone rang, the name "Mrs. Choi" with lots of hearts and a photo of you and Anya flashed on his screen, he immediately answered.
"Hi my love, I miss you, need me to come home and eat-"
"Don't even finish that sentence San, I'm calling because I was letting you know that I'm probably going to have to go to the bake sale tomorrow." You said, San's face dropping.
"I thought you were only baking for the bake sale, isn't the volunteering covered for tomorrow?" San asked.
"Yeah that was originally the plan but Kyle thinks that I should come to help out just in case someone has questions about the sweets or-"
"Who is Kyle?" San questioned.
"Oh, He's Sana's ex-husband, you know Anya is their daughter's best friend, you probably never met since you both work so heavily." You replied.
"You're baking cookies with another man in my house Y/N?"
"Um- first of all this is our house." You replied somewhat taken aback by San's tone.
"I don't give a damn about that right now Y/N, my wife, baking with another man in my kitchen, in my house and now he's taking another one of My days with you?" You could hear San somewhat spiraling.
"Why do you keep saying my like-"
"Like what Y/N?? I keep saying my because it's true. The house is mine, the kitchen is mine, the stove you're using is mine, YOU ARE MINE!" He yelled at the end as he slammed his fist on the bar startling everyone in the vicinity.
"I'm not your fucking property San! I thought you grew out of this possessive thing!" You yelled back.
"I'll never grow out of thinking you belong to me and only me Y/N stop fucking playing with me." the sternness in his voice was sharp.
"Boy, who the fuck do you- you know what, whatever San, I'm glad Kyle asked me to come tomorrow, I'd rather spend tomorrow with him and everyone else than with you right now! And when you come home sleep on the damn couch." Before he could respond you ended the call, leaving San's eye to twitch, the argument combined with the lack of quality time was enough to send San into a coma but you saying you'd rather spend time with another man than him made him see red, he only came back down to earth when Wooyoung's hand landed on his shoulder.
"Calm down buddy, come back to earth." San took a few deep breaths and ran his finger through his hair while he groaned.
"I'm going crazy Woo." San said taking another drink from his cup.
"I don't want to contribute to it buuut, I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't tell you." Wooyoung said, San looked over at him confused.
"Tell me what?"
"Well, that guy, Kyle? On the PTA? He was married to Sana who's my husband's best friend so naturally he knows the details of their divorce and my husband told me everything..."
"Okay?"
"Okay so... Kyle was a cheater, like big time, but he is specifically known as a PTA home wrecker, he's slept with most of the moms on the PTA." Wooyoung and San's eyes met.
"What the hell are you saying Wooyoung?" San said with all seriousness immediately sobering up.
"I'm saying you need to get home before a serial wife fucker makes a move on your wife." Wooyoung finished his beer. "Go, I'll pay." San didn't waste any more time and left the bar.
....
You hung up from San knowing that the conversation went south but honestly, who does he think he is talking to you like that?
"Everything alright? Didn't mean to overhear the ending of that..." Kyle said walking back into the house from loading the baked goods into his car.
"Sorry about that... Yes, everything is fine just-"
"Marital problems? Trust me, I get it. I am flattered you said you would rather spend time with me..." He cleared his throat, coming off a bit shy. "and everyone else of course."
You chuckled at his shy response. "Yeah my husband's just being a brat is all, it's just been a while since me and him have spent time together so he's going crazy." You may have been oversharing but eh, so what.
"You know Y/N if you want someone to talk about it with I have some wine in the car I picked up on the way over." You shrugged your shoulders why not indulge him.
"Don't worry, I have a bottle in the fridge that's already open I'll get us some glasses." You walked over to the kitchen to grab glasses and then to pour you two a glass. Kyle followed you into the kitchen and smiled watching you pour the glasses then took the one you offered to him.
"To the bake sale." he said as you two clinked your glasses together then drank. "How long have you and your husband been married Y/N?" he asked.
"7 years, we got married then had Anya immediately after, my husband is very persistent about spending a lot of time with me, and around the time Anya was born he started his job so he rarely gets to spend a lot of time with us so I know it takes a toll on him." You said sipping more from your glass.
"I see, so he's a bit clingy then?"
A bit is putting it nicely, San is so clingy he got upset that he couldn't go to your bachelorette party and threw a tantrum. "Yeah you could say that, how long were you married ?" You asked.
"12 years, we were happy until we weren't anymore, then we only took care of our daughter together until we decided to call it quits after a fuck up on my end." He said as he swirled the wine in his glass.
"A fuck up?" you asked.
"Yeah, a fuck up, but I've learned from my mistakes, the next woman I'll cherish her, giving her my time and love from head to toe." He said as he sat the glass on the counter.
"You could have done that with your wife." You thought to yourself. "Well, I hope you find her soon." You half-heartedly smiled, he absolutely cheated and when you were done being mad at San you couldn't wait to tell him, you told him all your little PTA tea as if he cared, he just liked hearing you ramble.
"You know Y/N, I think I did find her." He said looking at you. "I need a woman that's attentive, who cares, who doesn't put her career over me, who isn't going to complain when I'm late for dinner, whole love me and my fault." He said as he stepped a bit closer to you.
"You did? A-and who might that be? She sounds like a catch!" You asked as you noticed him getting closer.
"You Y/N, I need a woman like you." He continued to step to you as you backed up.
"Oh- no, no you don't-"
"Yes, I do, a woman as gorgeous and understanding and caring as you are. You even said yourself that you would rather spend time with me." He backed you into a wall.
"Dude what? I was just talking shit, I'm married and happily at that." you looked at him with disgust.
"Marriage shouldn't stop you from finding your soulmate Y/N. Let me give you what he can't, let me give you what you need." he said as he grabbed your shoulders.
"And what does she need?" Kyle started to lean in then stopped when he heard the voice in the distance, he looked back and you looked over Kyle's shoulder to see your husband standing calmly however you could tell he was pissed. "Kyle right? I'm San, Y/Ns husband, now tell me what do you think my wife needs? Because I am in charge of handling all her needs and wants." Sans slit eyes stared directly into Kyle's eyes.
"I, uh" Kyle said stumbling over his words.
"Why don't you take your hands off my wife and get the fuck out of my house." The air was intense, Kyle released you from his grip and then cleared his throat again.
"I-I guess I need to head out then Y/N." You both awkwardly looked at each other then he walked toward the front door after hesitantly passing San.
"By the way Kyle, my wife won't be there tomorrow, she'll be preoccupied." San added before Kyle left the house, San followed him to the door. "And stay the fuck away from my wife." he said slamming the door and then locking it. San slowly walked over to you, for some reason you felt nervous, scared even, he didn't say a word but picked you up by the legs and threw you over his shoulders.
"S-San what are you doing? Put me down!" You squirmed in his arms as he walked up the stairs. He was not phased by your attempts to get out of his grasp but you still fought him. You had to stay mad at him for being kind of a jerk over the phone but damn it was hot how he just kicked Kyle out of the house. San reached your shared bedroom and dropped you on the bed, he stood there looking over your body.
"Strip." was all he said, you wanted to protest more but his tone was so demanding and assertive you had to listen, you sat up on your knees and removed your long bodycon maxi dress that had splotches of flour and chocolate from the baking, you were left on the bed wearing a lace black bra and panty set, his sharp eyes scanned over your body, it made you shy so you covered yourself with your arms.
"Don't be shy now baby, you sure weren't shy when you were telling me you weren't mine on the phone." San said.
"I didn't say I wasn't!" You argued.
San got closer then reached down to grab your chin and point your face up to him.
"Did I say to speak my love?" his voice was very dry and stern, he was serious, over the years San had agreed to get his clingy and possessive ways under control and keep his antics down to a minimum, however everyone has a breaking point. Addiction for some people was hard, going without something caused withdrawals and San was going through withdrawals after not touching you for almost a week. Tuesday he was good, no complaints or anything but he definitely needed you tomorrow. Wednesday he spent his break at work locking his office door to fuck his hand while he was on the phone with you while you talked about your day, but that wasn't enough. Thursday he thought about the many ways he was going to have you while he worked out at the gym, he was excited to get off early tomorrow so he could spend the day fucking you. Friday when you left for PTA he laid in bed aimlessly staring at the ceiling, the smell of you started to engulf him he closed his eyes and bit his lips thinking of how bad he needed to feel you, to hold you, to hear your cries of pleasure, he wanted you more than anything, then his eyes opened and he realized he was holding on of your pillows while thrusting into it. Saturday after another disappointment and him waking up to his face no longer comfortably nuzzled into your bosom he was just upset, to hell with the PTA at this point, usually he at least had a filter for his obsession with you, your adorable daughter Anya but with her being away for the weekend he couldn't do much, he even tried to call to get Anya from her friends and she said "No daddy I'm having fun." San wanted to snap and say he didn't care and go get her anyway but he vowed to not let his ways affect his precious baby girl.
Instead he spent the day with his best friend trying his best not to be anxious or angry but Wooyoung could always read him like a book. He could see the anger seething from San, the frustration and when he told San about Kyle he got nervous, San wouldn't kill him right? Wooyoung sent a prayer and moved on. When San arrived at the house he wondered if he should go in guns blazing and utilize all his pent-up frustration to teach a low life like Kyle a lesson but he didn't want you to see him like that. When he walked in to see Kyle's hands on what was his and to hear him saying he wanted to give you "What you need" oh San was not happy, not at all.
Now here you were sitting over San's lap while he spanked you, one smack after the other hitting harder than the last.
"Who do you belong to Y/N?" San said landing another strike on your ass, tears streamed down your face while you wore a dazed look on your face.
"You San, please." Your voice was hoarse from the yelping every time he would hit you again.
"Please what my love?" He asked halting his next strike.
"No more San, I can't... I can't take it."
"Yes my darling, I'm sorry if I went to far." San said as he helped you up then laid you on the bed, he wiped the tear sitting at the corner of your eye. "I just need people to know that you belong to me and only me, obviously the ring on your finger isn't enough." San started to kiss from your neck down the length of your body, he had already covered you in love bites and hickeys, you remember telling him "Black people can't get hickeys" and damn did he prove you wrong over the years. His lips reached your thighs, he wasted no time removing your panties then kissing around your slick-covered pussy.
"I need you and everyone else to understand that you are mine and only mine, only I can fill your needs." San said as lips peppered teasing kisses on your core.
"Of course I know that Saaah~" Your sentence was interrupted by his sudden attachment to your clit, he started to suck passionately like he wanted to hear you struggle.
"Do you though darling?"
"Yesss, fuck, yes!" You moaned out while your hands ran through his hair.
"I don't think you do, why were you willing to spend so much time with someone else then?" He held your slit in his mouth while flicking it with his tongue, you tried to squirm away but he held your thighs tightly.
"I told you nghh~ it was for the PTA-"
"I don't give a fuck about that damn PTA Y/N!" he slid his two fingers into your already pulsing hole, he started slow for a second then immediately started to finger fuck you faster, more pleading whimpers fell from your lips as you tried to close your legs.
"Fuck I'm going to cum San !" you yelled out, his pace never slowed down while he licked stripes up your clit while alternating between licking and sucking it.
"Cum for me my love, cover me in all of you." Almost like it was on command you came on San's face, your slick oozed down his chin while he continued to eat you out through your orgasm, however even when your body stopped spasming he didn't stop. You yelled out while trying to push his head away but he wouldn't move, the over-stimulation started to sting with the pleasure.
"San please." You cried out.
"All mine, I needed this so bad baby." He finally removed his face from your core to plant a sloppy kiss on your lips, you could taste yourself on his lips and tongue as he swirled his tongue into your mouth. The sloppy exchange caused your cum to smear onto your face as well when he pulled back, he licked the remaining cum off your face. "You taste so good my love, my wife, I'm so glad you're all mine." you could hear the desperation in his voice.
"I'm... I'm sorry San." You said looking into his eyes. "I'm sorry for what I said and I'm sorry for not prioritizing our time together."  the cutest little smile showed on his face before he pecked your lips once again.
"I just... I know you have a life Y/N but I can't help but feel like I need you." you pulled him down to kiss him, the kiss lingered a bit.
"I need you too Sannie, please take me, I feel so dirty knowing that man touched me."
"Yes my love, I'll make sure a low life like him never gets the chance to touch you again, I'll love you in my love so they know you only belong to me." San removed his clothes then climbed back on top of you and took off your bra. He bit his lips as he hovered over your naked form, he needed to take you now, he couldn't wait anymore. He pulled you down a bit more then turned you on your side, he put each of his legs on the side of your thigh that was on the bed while he held your other leg up with his thigh, the position looked a lot like scissoring? It confused you a bit as you never tried this position but before you could question him San slid his thick cock into your pleading walls making you moan softly for him. He sank deeper and deeper into you until you realized this was deeper than he normally could reach in missionary, you immediately felt the need to yell a string of curse words as you felt him in your gut.
When he heard your cry and watched your eyes roll he smirked watching you struggle, he slowly moved his hips back out then at a teasing rate pushed back into you, he repeated this motion a few times, watching you fidget and not knowing how to take him like you two hadn't fucked a million times. He pressed his hand on your lower stomach causing even more pleasure. "Do you feel me right here baby? Deep in your stomach?" you couldn't even properly respond as you whimpered at the feeling, it wasn't uncomfortable or painful, you just felt so stuffed full.
"San- Sannie, you're so deep." You huffed out as he sped up his pace a bit, his hips moving in a steady driving motion, you already started to feel dizzy from the pleasure, drunk off of your husband's dick going in and out of your sensitive cunt.
"I'm the only person who can be this deep inside of you, right baby?" He asked.
"Yeeess-" you answered but then you noticed San gradually picking up his pace more.
"Only me, only I can fuck you like this, only I can fuck you this deep." You realized he was going on a tangent, losing himself in the moment while his hips never stopped, he let your leg fall on his shoulders while he grabbed both sides of you and fucked you deeper and faster. "Mine, mine, all mine, only for me, this pussy can only be fucked by me, he doesn't have what you need, only I can give you what you need." San started to drive into you faster, your mouth was wide open but no sound was being pushed out while your eyes were fully in the back of your head, the ecstasy of how San was fucking was amazing enough but you had to admit there was a guilty pleasure behind his words of him claiming you like his territory.
As San continued to fuck you like his own personal fuck toy you started to feel your orgasm rushing forward, your walls contracting around his length causing him to drop his head back as the beads of sweat fell from his forehead and he groaned. "Sannie I'm about to cum again please, hold me." San looked at you as you twisted your body a bit to stretch your arms out to embrace him. He quickly pulled out to reposition you in missionary then put himself back inside of you. He leaned down to welcome your embrace while his hips bucked into you quickly.
You cupped San's face and looked him in his blown out eyes. "I love you so much San, I'm yours forever, and only yours." you said between trying to stay sane as he fucked you.
"Forever baby, only mine, I love you." connected your lips as you both tried to kiss wholesomely but with the pace of him fucking you and your moans going directly into his mouth it just turned sloppy. The kiss with San driving into you made you wrap your legs around him while he started to cum deep inside you, the rush of his hot cum sending you into a frenzy as your orgasm followed shortly after. San removed his lips from yours and held his still-leaking cock inside you, he looked at your fucked out face and pecked your lips a few times.
"I'm sorry if I lost myself for a bit Y/N" San said as he slowly dropped his body to lie on top of you. You smiled at him then peppered his sweaty face with kisses.
"It's okay Sannie, I love it when you tell me I'm yours." You smiled at each other again and decided it was time to get cleaned up and go to bed after a long night.
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The next morning was peaceful, Anya had returned from her friend's house and sat in her daddy's lap as he forced her to watch anime with him, Anya grew to love it after a few sessions.
"Daddy this episode is so good! We should ask Mommy to join us." She looked back and said.
"Mommy is too far behind to watch with us." San replied
"Hey, I'm trying my best!" You yelled from the kitchen as you were making lunch.
"But you're right Anya we need a third person to watch with, how about Mommy and Daddy give you a sibling?" San smiled while your face heated up and Anya cheered, loving the idea of being a big sister.
"San!"
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cowgurrrl · 1 year
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I present more Joel Miller headcanons: Pre-Outbreak Edition
Author’s note: that ask about preoutbreak!Joel got me thinkin 🤔 (gif by @userpascals)
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Oh my god he’s so soft
He definitely went to Mommy and Me playtimes with Sarah after her mom left to try to make friends and all the moms couldn’t stop talking about the young hot dad
Got into contracting because his dad owned the business and let him come on as a partner when Sarah’s mom got pregnant
Tommy definitely moves in with Joel once he returns from Desert Storm and helps Joel raise Sarah (even though he’s still a kid himself)
Joel is a Worrier™️. Every time Sarah would lose a little bit of weight or fall behind on a milestone, he would be rushing to call her pediatrician or his mom to make sure he didn’t accidentally break his daughter
Have you seen that TikTok of the baby laying on his dad’s guitar? I totally think Joel would’ve played guitar and sang for Sarah on nights when she couldn’t sleep
There’s a great picture Tommy took floating around somewhere in Austin of a three-month old Sarah reaching for Joel’s guitar while he looks down at her and sings. He looks so tired and his hair is a mess and there’s spit up on his shirt but his eyes are so bright and happy
Her favorite song was Delta Dawn by Tanya Tucker and Joel could probably play it with his eyes closed
Joel would totally be the dad to carry his baby around in a Baby Bjorne so he can have free hands. Sarah loved it so much that when she outgrew it, they both had trouble adjusting
Sarah loves going to the zoo so much as a toddler that one year Joel splurges and gets them season passes
They end up in the butterfly sanctuary or the aquarium for HOURS every weekend
That girl ADORES her dad and uncle like those men are her whole world
Sarah takes her first steps in the kitchen because Joel put her down and she was DETERMINED to make it known how much she wanted to be held (yes, Joel cried)
Her first word is Dada (yes, Joel cried)
On her first day of kindergarten, Sarah had no problems walking right into school with her huge looking backpack but Joel was the one who lingered in the doorway, watching his little girl go and make friends on her own for the first time ever (yes, Joel cried)
He really tries not to work so much but life and bills get in the way so he works more than he wants to but he still manages to rent the newest Disney movie from Blockbuster when it comes out
That man would be so Southern holy shit
His mama raised him to be a polite gentleman and he tries to raise Sarah with the same manners
He would also be the type of Texan who calls everyone pet names. He uses pretty much all of them: mama, honey, sweetheart, darlin’, etc, but baby girl is reserved for Sarah
During Fair Week when Sarah gets out of school, Joel, Tommy, and Sarah load into the truck and go to the county fair
Same thing for Fiesta in San Antonio. It’s a long drive but he justifies it because he gets to spend time with his family
When he gets jobs out in Lockhart or Ottine, he always stops by Buc-ee’s to get Sarah a new shirt
There was one point where Joel Miller was punctual but after Sarah was born, he’s always late
He’s always the last one into PTA meetings, parent-teacher conference, and whatever else but the important thing is that he’s there
As Sarah gets older, he would reach out to her mom every so often, half-hoping she would want to know about Sarah, but never gets a response
They definitely do matching Halloween costumes for as long as she lets him get away with it
Her first Halloween, Joel was a fireman and Sarah was a Dalmatian
Every Christmas season, they go out to the Miller family ranch in West Texas and spend time together. It’s not a lot of property and the house is older than Joel but it’s cozy and Sarah loves it
Joel often feels like he doesn’t know what he’s doing when it comes to raising Sarah but when she brings home a class assignment for him to hang on the fridge, he cries again
Sarah had to write about heroes. Her class had been learning about firefighters, doctors, and nurses and the kids got to pick anyone and write about why they’re heroes. Some kids picked Spider-Man or their dogs or even the school crossing guard, Mrs. Quintanilla, but Sarah picked her dad
“My dad is my hero because he works very hard! He helps fix people’s houses and gives them safe homes to live in. I love my dad because he is my best friend and he takes care of me and sings to me. That is why my dad is my hero,” her scribbly second grade handwriting is transcribed by her teacher on her paper
He hugged Sarah tight and left it on the fridge for a year before carefully tucking it away in a memory box to look at for when he feels down
Being a single parent is tough but Sarah makes it all worth it
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rainisawriter · 7 months
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A Helping Hand – Cobra (PSF #11)
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PSF Ficography | H&F Flash Ficography
Genre: Fluff, slice of life, romance
Prompt: Sweet Tooth (@flufftober) / Would you rather… pumpkin spice or cinnamon? (@slumberpartybingo Fall Flash)
Word Count: 2,729
Pairing: Reader x Cobra
World: High&Low
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You entered the diner, enjoying the warmth it offered against the cold wind outside. The usual suspects were chilling at the table in the center of the room, eating the omelet that Naomi had made them while they argued about some TV show the three of them were watching.
You approached the booth in the corner where Cobra sat, flipping through a wrestling magazine. He sent you that soft smile that was reserved only for you as you sat down across from him.
“You’re late,” he spoke softly, eyes falling to the ring on your finger. He had given it to you for your birthday as a promise that he would always love you. Though you had sworn to never take it off, he still felt surprised and happy every time he saw it on you.
“Sorry. You know how Hyuga is,” you shook your head, tugging off your jacket. “A lot of people are gambling around this time of year, trying to win big before December finally gets here. It’s only going to get busier and he’s only going to get more demanding.”
Cobra did not like the fact that you worked for Daruma’s gambling hall, but you had known Hyuga long before you ever crossed paths with Sannoh. He had considered, on more than one occasion, asking you to quit working for him but he knew that you were, above all else, loyal.
“You don’t need to apologize.” He held his hand out and you smiled, setting yours against his own. “Just promise me you won’t gamble again.”
Your smile turned sheepish, a laugh passing your lips. You had only gambled once in your life after you had gone drinking with the Daruma babies one weekend. You were on a hot streak, actually, but you refused to quit while you were ahead and ended up losing everything.
You had started out with twenty bucks, turned it into ten thousand only to lose it all and walk away with just twenty cents to your name. The Four boys hadn’t done much better, either, and Hyuga was pissed when he found out. You were pretty sure he was just upset that you hadn’t blown it all at his gambling hall instead, honestly.
“I learned my lesson, I swear. I’ll never gamble again.”
He chuckled, nodding his head. “Good.”
It was pretty late by this point, so the boys slowly filed out of the diner until it was just you, Cobra and Naomi left. It was strange when the diner was quiet, but you didn’t hate it. Everyone needed a break from the rowdy Sannoh boys every now and again.
“Are you kidding me?” cried Naomi, sounding distressed.
You glanced over at her, seeing her begin to pace back and forth as she talked to someone on the phone. 
“There must be some way… can’t you reschedule? Ah, no, I… yes, I understand… I’m sorry about that, but…” She pinched the bridge of her nose, clearly frustrated but trying to remain polite. “Yes… yes, I understand, Nakamoto-san. Good night.”
You exchanged a concerned look with your boyfriend before addressing her. “Everything alright, Nao?”
“No, not at all.” She ran a hand through her hair, continuing to pace.
Cobra leaned forward, brow furrowed in concern. “What is it?”
“You remember how I was asked to help provide snacks for the elementary school’s autumn festival, right?”
He nodded.
“The job was supposed to be split between me and Nakamoto-san, the head of the PTA but she just told me that something came up and she can’t help. There’s no way I can do it by myself! What am I going to do?”
You frowned, standing up to comfort her. “It’s alright, Nao. I’ll help.”
“You will?” She looked at you hopefully. “Are you sure? I know you’re really busy with Daruma…”
“Don’t worry, Hyuga owes me some vacation time anyway,” you grinned. 
“Are you sure he’ll give it to you?”
“Nothing is ever a sure thing with him, but I’ll find a way to get out of work.” You gave her a reassuring look. “I’m not very experienced with baking, but I know how to follow a recipe. If you write down everything I need and how to make them, I’ll happily help.”
“Thank you so much!” She threw her arms around you, hugging you tightly which you returned without hesitation.
Cobra felt butterflies in his stomach as he watched you. You were willing to blow off your responsibilities with Hyuga to help Naomi, to help a member of his family. The amount of happiness that brought him was, quite frankly, embarrassing. 
“I’ll help, too.”
Naomi looked between the two of you with glassy eyes. “Thank you both so much! I’ll get to work on the lists and recipes.” And then she disappeared into the back.
Cobra approached you with a warm smile, wrapping his arms around you. “Thank you for helping her. Let me know if Hyuga gives you a hard time.”
“I’m always happy to help your family, Jun.”
He hummed, brushing his lips against your own. “They’ll be your family, too, one day.”
You chuckled, looping your arms around his neck, fingers playing with the hair at his nape. “I don’t think so. I’ll always be Daruma and, well… we caused you guys a lot of trouble at one point. They may be willing to put up with me because of you, but I doubt they’ll ever view me as part of the family.”
His brow furrowed in concern. Had one of the Sannoh boys said something to you? Thinking about it, he hadn’t really discussed it with the others. You just started dating one day and he started to bring you around without asking how everyone felt about it. He knew Yamato didn’t trust you at first, but did he still feel that way?
You poked the spot between his brows. “If you keep frowning like that, you’re gonna get premature wrinkles.”
His lips formed your name but you cut him off, knowing what he was going to say.
“It’s really not a big deal, baby. I went into this relationship knowing that they most likely wouldn’t accept me and I honestly don’t blame them for it. As long as I get to be with you, that’s enough.” You tugged him closer until your lips met.
He didn’t hesitate to kiss you back, but his mind was partly elsewhere. It was enough for you, perhaps, but not for him. He wanted them to accept you, to love you like he did. He didn’t just want to be your boyfriend, he wanted to be your everything like you were to him.
Having his family accept you and love you was important to him.
“Okay, this should be everything.” Naomi returned with a small stack of papers, pausing when she saw how close the two of you were. “Am I… interrupting something?” The sly smile on her lips said that she already had her answer.
You laughed, pulling away from him. “We were just keeping each other company until you returned.”
“Sure,” she chuckled, handing you the stack. “I printed out the recipes for you. Each one has a full list of everything you’ll need to make them and if you have any questions, I’m just a phone call away.”
“Nice. When do they need to be made?”
“The festival is tomorrow afternoon,” she winced, running a hand through her hair. “We need to start working on them tonight if we want to make it in time… I’m sorry, I should have told you that first… it’s probably too short notice, right?”
“I’ll make it work and yes, I’m sure.”
“Thank you so much.”
“You’re welcome,” you replied, turning to look at Cobra and holding out your hand. “Up for some late-night shopping?”
“Sounds fun.” He slid his hand into your own, fingers lacing together.
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As soon as you returned home, you started to look over the recipes while Cobra put away anything perishable. None of them seemed too complicated so you felt confident that you could make them with little to no problem, especially with Cobra at your side.
“What are we making first?” He leaned on the counter beside you, peering at the recipes. 
“What do you think?”
“We should probably choose whatever takes the longest to make so we can get it out of the way.” His eyes scanned through pages before tapping the one for the Sakura Mochi. “This is the longest, so let’s start with it.”
“Okay, let’s see. We’re supposed to soak the sweet rice for at least an hour and soak the sakura leaves for fifteen minutes.”
“Easy,” he grinned, grabbing two bowls and filling them with water. “We have to wait for them to soak, so which recipe is next?”
“Purin! We have to combine the sugar and water into a saucepan. Medium heat until the sugar has dissolved.”
Cobra did as you ordered without question, enjoying how domestic this all felt. He could definitely get used to this and was already making up excuses in his mind to get the two of you cooking together again.
For the rest of the night, the two of you worked together to bake the various treats requested by Naomi and you felt as if you were making pretty good time, all things considered. You did end up getting into a flour fight with Cobra because he kept trying to steal some of the finished treats, unable to fight his sweet tooth.
You were proud to say you had won that fight, though the messy kitchen was a reminder that you both had lost the war.
You yawned as you looked at the final two recipes, trying to decide which one you wanted to make. You had messaged Naomi about your progress and she told you that there were plenty of treats between the three of you. You should have gone to bed since it was nearly five in the morning, but you wanted to make one last thing first.
You hummed, thoughtfully. “Hey, Jun?”
“Yes, love?” He glanced over at you from where he sat on the couch, looking half-asleep.
You leaned on the counter, smiling at how cute he looked, even with bits of flour stuck to his blonde locks. “Would you rather have pumpkin spice cookies or cinnamon cookies?”
He thought about it for a moment, shifting to a more comfortable position. “I’ve never had pumpkin spice cookies before but I know you like them. I choose those.”
“What if you don’t like them?”
He hummed, closing his eyes. “I’ll like anything you make.”
“Such a hopeless romantic,” you teased softly, walking over to cover him with the blanket. You brushed the hair away from his face, fingers lingering on his cheek longer than necessary.
It didn’t take long for him to fall asleep, though you really couldn’t blame him. All you wanted to do was sleep, as well, but you decided that making these cookies was more important. He had worked hard and, though he did attempt to swipe a few treats, he had mostly behaved.
Cobra was a man who loved sweets. More than anything, he wanted the sweets that you had made with your own hands because, to him, they tasted all the sweeter. You had honestly always wanted to bake for him, but you had just never gotten around to it for two reasons.
The first was because Hyuga kept you so busy that you rarely had the time or energy. The second, which was probably more important, was because you were afraid. Afraid that they would come out terrible and he would hate them, yet he would still force himself to eat them because he loved you.
You slapped both of your cheeks at the same time, shaking your head to wake yourself up. You were going to make these cookies for him and he was going to love them, not just because you made them yourself, but because they tasted amazing.
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Cobra woke up several hours later, the apartment still smelling like sugar, pumpkin and various other sweet flavors that made his mouth water. He expected you to be asleep in the bedroom but you weren’t. You had fallen asleep at the island, the other half of your body draped over the countertop, arms acting as a pillow.
All of the treats had been wrapped up or placed in containers, ready to be picked up by Naomi. He glanced at the clock. There were still a few hours left before she was due to arrive so he had time to clean up. Before doing that, however, he wanted to take you to the bedroom. That couldn’t be a comfortable position to sleep in, after all.
He brought you carefully into his arms and you shifted closer to his warmth, mumbling incoherently in your sleep about pumpkin sugar cubes and honey tea. With a chuckle, he placed you gently in bed, bringing the covers over you so you wouldn’t catch a cold.
“Sleep well, love,” he whispered, pressing a lingering kiss to your forehead. It took a while for him to get the mess cleaned up and he was sure he had missed some flour somewhere, but that was a problem for the future.
There was a knock on the door and he headed over to open it, drying his hands with a dish towel.
“Good morning,” greeted Naomi, looking tired but pleased. 
“Morning.” He stepped aside to let her in. “We got everything done and ready to go.”
“Thank you so much for the help. You two really saved me.”
“Don’t mention it. We were happy to help. Do you want some coffee?”
“I wish I could stay for one, but I have to get these to the school.”
“Do you need help?”
“No, I’ve got it,” she smiled gratefully, packing away the containers into the reusable bag she had brought with her. When she picked up the final container, she paused, a smile coming to her lips. “Pretty sure this one is for you.”
His brow furrowed as he took the plastic container from her. An orange sticky note sat on the lid with his name written on it next to a cute little heart. When had you made these? He realized it must have been after he fell asleep and he couldn’t help but smile, warmth filling his chest.
“I’ll see you later,” said Naomi as she headed for the door. “Thank you again!”
“Be safe, Naomi.”
Once she was gone, he grabbed one of the cookies from its container, taking a small bite. It was his first time trying a pumpkin spice cookie so he was a bit weary at first, but the flavor exploded on his tongue. Maybe he was crazy, but he felt as if he could feel every ounce of love you had poured into them.
With a smile, he returned to the bedroom, sliding under the covers and pulling you into his arms. You didn’t hesitate to snuggle further into his chest, adoring the way he smelled and how warm his body was.
“What time is it?” you mumbled.
He glanced at the clock on the bedside table, brushing his fingers through your hair. “It’s almost nine.”
“Shit, Naomi will be here soon.” You tried to sit up but he tightened his grip, keeping you in place.
“I already passed them along to her. Go back to sleep.”
“You didn’t give her the cookies in the plastic container with the blue lid, did you?”
“No, love,” he answered softly, unable to hold back his smile. “You didn’t have to make them for me.”
“I wanted to. I hope they came out tasting good,” you muttered, looking up at him tiredly.
“They taste amazing.”
“Do you mean that or are you just saying that because I made them?”
“I mean it.” He cupped your cheek, leaning down to rub his nose against yours. The gesture was cute and sweet, but it left you feeling embarrassed. “Thank you for making them.”
“If you want… I can bake for you more often?”
“Please,” he replied quickly before clearing his throat, color rising to his cheeks. “I’d really like that.”
“Consider it done, then,” you laughed, snuggling closer to him and closing your eyes. 
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carlyraejepsans · 11 months
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pta sans?
*in the distance, a pine tree is disintegrated by lightning*
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arthurtaylorlester · 1 year
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vote correctly or never see your loved ones again - Cecil G. Palmer, Episode 4 “PTA Meeting”
WTNV GAYS WE CAN BEAT SANS
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wickjump · 2 months
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Y’all remember those pta sans comics? They’re ancient, from like the beginning of the fandom. I absolutely devoured them as a kid
the uhhh the helen ones? where sans would get angry at the middle aged woman who fit the stereotypical karen before the term karen existed? if so YES I REMEMBER THOSE
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keouil · 3 months
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let us stand a chance
gojo and shoko are invited to megumi's pta meeting. 1k. gojo/shoko. fluff. also on ao3.
“You want me to what?”
The smile on Gojo’s face was starting to thin. Whispering under his breath, says lowly, “Hold my hand, Shoko.”
Shoko frowns, looking over at him in confusion. “But why.”
“Because,” Gojo mumbles from the corner of his mouth, smiling face still deceptively angled towards the hustle and bustle of Megumi’s school and body feigning casual. He was making grabby hands at her and she wanted to slap his arms away. “That’s what parents do or something. I looked it up online.”
“But we’re not parents,” Shoko deadpans. “Let alone his—”
“Oh my god!” Gojo snaps, turning to face her and match her glare with his own. From his peripheral he could see Megumi slowly start to inch away from them, bowing his head low in humiliation. “Just hold my damn hand, Shoko! Am I asking for the world! And Megumi, for the love of God, stop moving and stay there!”
Shoko reached for the neck of Megumi’s uniform, dragging him back and pinning him under her. “What is the big deal? We’re not here as his actual parents, you know.” 
Gojo bristles, forcefully taking Megumi away from her and covering his ears. “Not so loud!” he hisses. “Jesus Christ. It’s like you want us to lose custody or something.”
Shoko’s eyebrow twitches. “Again, we’re not—”
“Shh!” Gojo brings a finger to his lips, hushing her. His eyes were wide with thinly veiled alarm. Megumi was squirming from under his hold and trying to wiggle his way out, to no avail. “Just be quiet! We only have to endure this for a little while and you can go back to smoking and Megumi can pretend to not be relieved he actually has people show up to these things unlike half his classmates.”
Megumi finally manages to bite his way out of Gojo’s hand. “I’m not relieved,” he declares, glaring up at Gojo with all the snark a ten-year-old can possibly possess in that puny state. “I don’t want you here. I never did.”
“We can work on your communication skills later,” Gojo remarks, ruffling the top of his head. After a while he frowns, crouches down, and begins to fervently obsess over a barely visible stain on his uniform. “Didn’t we just get this dry-cleaned last week? What if your teacher sees this and thinks you don’t have enough clean clothes? What if—”
It's that time the doors to Megumi’s classroom finally open.
An elderly woman emerges into the hall, her face dotted with the telling signs of aged sun spots and an easy smile tugging at her eyes graced with crow's feet. Immediately Gojo softened at the gentle oba-san vibe she gave off. 
“Megumi-chan? Are these your…” she searches for the words slowly. “...guardians?”
“We prefer the term life savers,” Gojo beckons forward, reaching a hand out and flashing her his signature smile. “Guardian is too stuffy.”
“Ah,” Megumi’s teacher smiles knowingly, giving him a firm handshake of her own. “You must be Gojo Satoru then.”
Gojo makes a barely audible squeaking sound. “Yes,” he gushes. “Why yes, that’s me. Megumi-kun must—”
“Megumi here won’t stop talking about you in class,” the teacher supplies, shooting him a knowing look. “He keeps saying you’re way too involved in his life and thinks you don’t have one of your own if you keep meddling in his,” she continues breezily. Behind him, he can hear Shoko snickering. “But you know how boys his age are. They complain about everything.”
For the second time in just a few minutes, Gojo’s smile was starting to fray. “Yes,” he coughs to mask the lump in his throat. “That he does.”
“I’m sorry, miss, I didn’t catch your name,” the teacher looks behind him, at Shoko who had her hands on Megumi’s shoulders and was looking way too amused for her own good. “You are..?”
"The one who actually saves this kid’s life,” Shoko says, at the same time Gojo quips back, “Female influence.”
They exchanged a look. 
Megumi steps forward and addresses his teacher. “Ieiri-san is my doctor. This man is.. just Gojo. Or whatever.”
Gojo has half the mind to wack him on the head. But maybe not now, not when there’s other people present and he could potentially lose the guardianship status he fought tooth and nail for. And maybe not now, when Megumi has a shit-eating grin on his face at knowing exactly what he wants to do to him and why he can’t exactly do it. Just yet. 
Gojo coughs again. “Well then,” he turns back to the teacher, all fake smiles. “Shall we get started?”
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“Honestly that went better than I expected.”
“You called her mommy and begged her to fix you,” Shoko points out while cutting the crusts off Megumi’s tonkatsu sando. “And if that wasn’t humiliating enough, you talked shit about every single one of his classmates and threatened to sue the school if they wouldn’t stop making orphan jokes.”
They were at the top floor of Shibuya Sky, lounging on the rooftop cafe and as Gojo liked to say, look down at the peasants below. Megumi was given two options as a reward for shutting his mouth the entire meeting: it was either a) a Gojo-free day of his choice, or b) an omakase at one of Tokyo’s famous dining spots. He of course chose the former and wanted to cash it in now, today, this instant; much to Gojo’s chagrin who also and of course, to no one’s surprise, expertly maneuvered the conversation and everyone else into agreeing to the latter like they knew he would do.
“Well someone has to do it!” Gojo insists, pushing a plate of tempura to Megumi who was frowning down at everything like usual. “Kids these days have no manners.”
“But isn’t he already dealing with it himself though?” Shoko asks. “The kid beat up a classmate twice his size. I feel like we should be giving him more credit here.”
“The kid can hear you,” mumbles Megumi, munching on a piece of sashimi and refusing everything Gojo was beckoning him to eat. 
“Right, but well, of course,” Gojo ignores him, tearing open a pack of wasabi and mixing it with soy sauce the way he knew Megumi liked to take his sushi. “I mean I can’t have anyone living under my roof and not knowing how to pull a punch or two.”
Shoko looks at him pointedly. “He’s ten.”
“And about to be eleven soon,” Gojo supplies matter-of-factly. “Which means he’s about to enter secondary school. The kids are going to be meaner. We need to make him the meanest.”
“Honestly,” Shoko sighs, shoulders sagging. “Why not just let him be a kid for now? He hasn’t even shown any signs for j-u-j-u-t-s-u yet, so why bother?”
“I can spell too,” Megumi supplies, sitting between them, uncaring and now apparently so disinterested in the food and everything he had to make it everyone’s problem. “I’m not dumb.”
“That you are not,” Gojo admonishes proudly, gesturing to him with his chopsticks. Of course he chose that moment to acknowledge his existence. “I mean, have you seen his grades? Not bad, right?”
“No, he’s actually quite smart,” Shoko comments, the ghost of a smile on his face. “Maybe we should keep having Ijichi as his home tutor.”
“Should?” Gojo scoffs. “I think we have no choice but to have him on permanent payroll. That's fine with you, right, Megumi?”
Megumi shrugs.
“That’s a yes,” Shoko translates, filling his cup with water.
“And what was that all about them thinking you were my girlfriend?” Gojo laughs, an airy thing, and if it weren’t for the red tinge on his ears Megumi would have believed his nonchalance. “Like, hello. I already told them we weren’t like that.”
Shoko shrugs. “Both our names are on his emergency file.”
“Yeah but that part about seeing us pick him up from school everyday?” Gojo continues, trying to catch Shoko’s eye that was busy looking over at the speciality dessert menu and encouraging Megumi to choose whichever he liked. “So like—what—they just assume we were together because of that?” 
“You introduce us as his parents to every single teacher you meet,” Shoko glances at him from the top of the menu. “It’s only natural people will draw their conclusions.”
“You didn’t bother correcting them.”
“I didn’t need to,” Shoko says distractedly. “That look on Megumi’s face was confirmation enough.”
At this Gojo’s eyes snap to Megumi’s—now so obviously entertained and devious and childish—that he shoots him back with a look of accusation. Whispering lowly, he retorts, “Thanks for that, by the way.”
Megumi’s smile morphs into a shit-eating grin. “Anytime.”
“And anyway, would it be so bad?” Gojo turns his attention back to Shoko, who had just finished rattling off an order for matcha tiramisu (Megumi’s favourite) and daifuku tsubuan (Gojo’s favourite). “If people thought we were together, I mean.”
Shoko cocks an eyebrow. “Yes,” she says. “Why are you even asking?”
“What would be so bad about it?”
“Aside from the fact we’re lying?”
“Could have fooled them, apparently.”
Shoko sighs. “Gojo,” she starts. “They were a group of 50-something women who think people Megumi’s age are the future of our generation and spoil them rotten. Of course they would be hopeless romantics too.”
“Guess we have that in common then,” Gojo smirks.
Shoko scoffs. “You’re not a hopeless romantic.”
Gojo leans in closer, still smirking. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
Megumi coughs once. “No, I really wouldn’t.”
“Not now, Megumi,” Gojo pushes him back. “The grown-ups are talking.”
“Tell me one thing that you find romantic,” Shoko challenges, crossing her arms.
Gojo tilts his head to the side, thinking. “Oh, I don’t know,” he muses. “I think going on weekly dinners to catch up with each other is nice. Scheduling movie dates where you both take turns picking which film to watch can be quite lovely too. I wouldn’t mind going on late konbini runs and walking to the nearest park to talk about whatever, either.”
“But those aren’t romantic,” Shoko rolls her eyes. “We’ve been doing that for years.”
Gojo waits patiently for her brain to catch up. Shoko is the smartest tool in the shed he knows, but it’s times like this he can see the lack of common sense she has sometimes. But when it clicks, oh.
Shoko’s eyes snap to him.
“You have got to be fucking kidding me.”
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bonetrousledbones · 2 years
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what ever happened to PTA sans. where did he go
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