#OF COURSE IM SIGNING IT!

[2smolbeans]

Yandere CEO in a room with darling, handing them a contract sheet for them to sign:

"I know this company is going to miss you, but you have to understand why I have to do this. You deserve more than this, you deserve to have so much-"

Otaku darling already knowing yandere CEO's intentions and signing it immediately:

"Yep, don't care! Chain me up, don't care. All I ask for is funding for my lovely figures - and oh! A membership for all of these streaming websites. You're right, I deserve so much more, so take me now!"

Yandere CEO surprised but not disappointed as they take the signed contract:

"Okay..Didn't plan that to happen..But then again you always belonged to me. So why would I be surprised..?"

Darling immediately jumping onto their lap, happily hugging them as they accept their fate:

"Mhn-hmn! <3"

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The aftermath of yandere CEO consensually 'kidnapping' an otaku darling <3

#i mean c'mon guys..do you know how expensive miku figures are??? #i mean if a rich guy or gal promised me everything in the world as long as I married them..And they loved me- #OF COURSE IM SIGNING IT! #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere prompt #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #yandere ocs #yandere ceo #sangwook #yandere oc x reader #yandere prompts #yandere best friend #yandere female x reader #female yandere #yandere male oc #yandere female oc #yandere oc x y/n #yandere male #male yandere x reader #male yandere #yandere #yandere boyfriend #yandere girlfriend #tw yandere #rich yandere #yandere billionaire

[posycore]

neurotypical people watch community and think troy and abed are funny, gay people watch community and ship/think troy and abed would be cute together, neurodivergent gay people watch community and Know what they Are. 'aw i wish trobed was canon' well actually they are u just havent unlocked the Vision.

#like i genuinely view it as canon and i dont think im alone in that #and the main reason is: oh the lines between platonic and romantic are blurry? #oh they think and feel together in a way literally no one else gets? #oh they have moments that dont read as conventionally romantic but still seem way too intimate? #oh they actually never deny or shy away from their love for each other? oh its just the rest of the world that is confused? #are those really signs of not being canon or is that just true to how queer/queerplatonic/neurodivergent partnerships get perceived #esp in their time period lol #like maybe trobed isnt canon to someone watching the show from the rest of the study groups pov or the worlds pov #but if u watch from troy and abeds pov.. of course its canon i mean just look at them #community #trobed #abed nadir #troy barnes

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

#snap chats #im lying i physically could not marathon this i got school LMAO BUT IMAGINE #my god speaking of school i signed up for a japanese history class. because of course i did #i also needed an extra class and i didnt know what else to put LMAO but i might swap it or somn #thinkin i should get back into theater..... i got like two months to decide anyway #i was thinking about how im gonna play IW during streams... if the lord will let me i might stream for 2~3 hours or so #im putting such a small time limit due to Aforementioned School but also idk if my computer can record any longer than that #when i tried saving the video to my flashdrive it only lasted about two some hours right ? maybe 3 if i remember right #i decided to record to my computer's hard drive instead of the usb since it has more space so maybe i can record longer #ill prob do a test run later today and record a nonsense video. i WILL delete it i just wanna see what the limit is #cause my plan is to just Record One -> Upload It -> Delete OG yk. Lazy Susan type of plan #didnt mean to type out my whole gameplan in the tags LOL BUT HEY I WANTED TO TALK BOUT IT AT SOME POINT #my final message is that ive Hopefully preordered the ichi statue. i say Hopefully cause i am once again doing it through jp rabbit #and i didnt get the confirmation it was successful yet so I Will Simply Wait. #point is it was a lot cheapter than i thought it was going to be <3 yay <3 #ok im running out of tags tl;dr im gonna marathon IW until my eyes bleed BYYYE

[maskyartist]

very quick doodle of @year2000electronics very cool and funky Superna-Troll AU

imma do more of these two i have thoughts in mind i love their semi-evil vibe here

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #doodles #trolls viva #trolls clay #listen this au has cliva that should sell u enough #plus necromancer viva???? sad girl viva???? #clay being the only person to make her smile??? the role reverse??? #no one talk to me these two are my EVERYTHING #i really hope we learn more about em and how hole in fun works cause im so curious #fully see em as a sorta 'tribe' to be feared #its said the flashing lights of the golf course were the sign of the arrival of death itself #she was ethereal. otherworldy. with a steed all her own. half troll half spirit #he was loyal to these creatures. a reaper bound to death. where would he go other than to her? #LIKE THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING YALL ITS RIDICULOUS

[blmpff]

HAPPY PHAYA'S LEGS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

#more please #*checks notes* #for science! #of course #no other reason #the sign the series #im not immune to thighs #blmpff

[dilfhos]

i feel a lot of yall that say they hate mahito are pre -tty comfy on that wagon. pretty sure some of yall would deep down let that him worm-wiggle in ur cooch. would probably let them dozen or so wiggling hands feel on you too. imagine the many touches he could leave with his mouth alone. or ur just scared to admit it and its okay. its okay you refuse to look closely at the chisel denting his torso. at the off guard pretty glances or the hair akin to a dead raccoon’s tail. maybe his luscious lashes fr turn you off or the pathetic way he giggles. its okay. his home isn’t much either, but its honest work if you kick away the rat bones to the other side, then its okay. he won’t be able to defend you either, but if you’re strong enough to be near him that’s okay!

see its okay 😌🧘‍♀️ you’re safe now. put down your pitchfork.

#[ just in—☆ ] #mahito #im here if you want to talk #this blog is now a safehaven for the m*hito fuckers🩵 #he can expand my domain anytime idc #after a bath of course!! #cant have the girlies thinkin i fuck dirties 🙄 #ill wear his kids #i mean his merch ill wear his merch everywhere #and put up cute little signs like: have you seen my disfigured rat :(( plz call. dont on weekdays #its okay TOTO I GOTCHU #lmao plz dont take this srs i was pissing myself writing this #if i cant go hard for the hated what kinda fan am i really djdhdhdhdh *a normal one don. a normal one*

[compacflt]

Hi, big fan of your fics. I've just found your Tumblr and binged everything Icemav-related. When reading about Icemav's political beliefs, I've gotten curious. Does Bradley share the same political beliefs as Ice (and Mav)? Does being raised by them or them pulling his papers influence how he votes? Or there are other factors in the play (e.g. generations, social media)? How about Jake and the other Daggers? How does this young generation of the Navy perceive politics (elections, gender, etc.)? My apologies for bombarding you with questions. But as a non-American, American politics have always been something we must pay attention to. I've seen many interesting interpretations on Tumblr but it feels more or less wistful than realistic, but I might be wrong (again not an American) so I would love to see your perspective on this. Thank you.

a good politics roundup post before i leave this blog

icemav & their conservatism: here, here, here

ice’s NECESSARY conservatism as commander of the pacific fleet (i.e. officers who are most likely to get promoted to the highest ranks do NOT break the service line when it comes to domestic politics, so by necessity ice would’ve had to keep his mouth shut, he Cannot be both a four-star and a revolutionary, like he just can’t; and being a revolutionary is otherwise antithetical to his character anyway): here, here.

and the original “ice & mav politics post” which is being updated here: here

I’ve gone back and forth on everyones politics over the last year of me being involved with these characters, but let me just tell you where I’ve ended up headcanoning them politically, if ur interested

ice: reagan democrat. “educated moderate” who was more right-leaning pre-9/11. now just a regular ol liberal (did you SEE those gay little round glasses in tgm? no way this guy isn’t a straight-up lib) with absolutely no strong feelings about most domestic politics besides “fascism bad”. Has some foreign policy opinions that areeeee questionable at best, like all members of the military elite (hangman voice: DO NOT ASK ICEMAN ABOUT CHINA. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE). foreign policy neoliberal favoring the dovish side of the spectrum. A force conservator (“let’s save our military assets [read: my boyfriend maverick 🥺] for when we really need them, not for any old conflict. the deterring specter of the American war machine should outweigh the risk of underperforming”). He’s in favor of marriage equality of course, but treats it like a privilege and not a right. would be sad/upset if it got repealed but wouldn’t necessarily fight for it. “well at least my marriage will always be legal in california so i just won’t leave, problem solved.” Normie median Biden voter.

mav: political wildcard tbh. original 1986 mav is DEFINITELY right-leaning (i think i’ve written elsewhere, “he fully believes bill clinton is an affront to god”). i get young republican vibes from him. Full on patriotic (but dispassionate) 1980s reaganite anti-commie neoconservative. but after the 2010s i am very confused tbh. Tom cruise’s political aura is an insanely confusing one. idk. No matter what, Mav has some Hot Takes that a.) can immediately be shot down by ice using Facts and Logic at any time and b.) are not strictly partisan. He’s registered democrat just to support marriage equality (his marriage is his top priority but he doesn’t care about Other gays’ marriages, only his own), doesn’t care about any of the party’s other lines. Votes however ice tells him to. I get real “kind clueless libertarian” vibes from 2022 maverick tbh. Especially with the “isolating himself in a hangar in the middle of the mojave desert.” that has a political connotation to it for sure. bro just does whatever he wants out there

also, ice & mav live in San Diego, which… while in blue/democrat leaning California…is famously a bastion of right-wingers & has a hitler particle level off the charts… (sorry its not my favorite place in the world). That’s why they’re both continually so disgusted by San Francisco (a metonym for effete liberal homosexuality). Theyre from San Diego, hatred of SF & liberal SF politics is kinda par for the course down there.

Bradley: as u will see in the extras i definitely hc Bradley as an activist, but because he’s… in the navy and also like in his 30s… It’s not college campus activism, it’s just “things all of us in the left wing can agree upon” activism. so, like, BLM or pride, etc. He’s an “in this house we believe” yard sign liberal. He is 38 years old. hes a solid millennial so not politically hip with the kids (me)

Bradley & ice/mav disagree on the VISIBILITY of politics. Ice & mav, who did live through the vietnam era draft/near-dissolution of American society in the 60s and 70s, are not in favor of possibly losing their job/honor they have fought and killed for, for the sake of a political statement. And they believe their relationship IS a political statement, whereas Bradley would rather encourage them to treat their relationship like, I don’t know, a relationship that has a right to exist independent of politics!

Jake and the other daggers: idk. i don’t really give a shit about the daggers sorry. They r blank slates 2 me. jake especially is canonically frat-boy sexist in a way that gives me the heebs, much like original 1986 maverick and ice. But the navy tends to be the most left-wing (or thought of as left wing in common thought) service of the military, if that helps. But it is also the most traditional service of the military, and by traditional I mean BRITISH!!!! 🇬🇧💂there’s so much pomp and circumstance and hoity-toitiness that comes from the navy’s origins in the Royal Navy. A lot of sticking to outdated tradition in the very fabric of the navy itself, while the navy’s enlisted demographics shift younger and more left-wing/“revolutionary…” some interesting conflicts there. Like that one sailor who got blasted by multiple congressmen on social media for (with permission!) reading a poem about their queer identity on the USS Gerald ford’s intercom a few months back, if I remember correctly. Hoo boy the Takes that day were wild. Younger Americans tend to be more liberal but YMMV with officers, who are by nature trying to uphold outdated traditions of the navy for the sake of keeping the navy a unified service

i am of course writing carole as a christian republican who has gay friends and a gay kid not by choice but by the Grace of God

#i realize some terminology in this post is so hyperamericanspecific that you may need to Google it #like the in this house we believe yard sign #it’s… like… i can’t even describe it. it’s a kind of well meaning liberal who can sometimes be a little cringe. #and Reagan democrats (which ice is) are a whole political subgroup in and of themselves #maybe not Reagan democrat but like conservadem? but no that’s different too #blue dog democrat? but not sure he’s that conservative #THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS BECOME SUCH A BIG TENT POST TRUMP THERE ARE 50.000 TYPES OF DEMOCRAT YOU CAN BE #san francisco as a metonym for effete liberal homosexuality of course (it’s where im from 😎😎) #it’s a ten hour drive from SF to San diego like they might as well be different countries. san diego secede from the US when 🙏🏽 #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #icemav #top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #normie median biden voter ice #the navy is liberalizing but veeeeery slowly #most of the conservative pressure ive seen towards the navy is external! policymakers & budget drafters etc #the navy is very liberal BUT that makes it a laughingstock among conservatives! #so a desire from higher-ups to push the Navy more conservative to be taken seriously…is kinda understandable #when being taken seriously means more ships more capability more money etc #instead of GOP culture-war-pilled pennypinchers going ‘hey why are we givin the gay service so much money’ #take this post with a grain of salt. i have never been old enough to vote in a federal election.

[bigskycastle]

i do wish i had more interesting stuff to share but uni is beating the living daylights out of me tbqh.. hope u guys enjoy my homework lol OTL

#once im free o_o #then you will see #i feel a bit weird about the whole course now cuz its very like #idk they are training us to have good Artstation portfolios #which is what i signed up for dgmw but lol man sometimes you just want to draw sparkly anime stuff. or your final fantasy character #anyway #i need to..finish my homework...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the absolutely Vivid reality based chronological dream i had last night. man

#i got a job at like... an automobile warehouse or something? #we had to change a large trucks tires... #and i was sent to get some more from across the block or whatever #and its more complicated than that - there were conversations and interactions with people etc #and i was trying to find it but it was all like... in this corridor shopping mall? #the signs were western themed and listed items that you could get in that store #though i think it was all free? #anyway at some point it opened into a restaurant and i had a friend there who was carrying a plate for people who left prematurely #so i of course started shoveling it into my mouth - free food! but their manager caught us #and i had to be all 'hey i work around here im just lookin for tires and no one was gonna eat this anyway' #it was like... a rice/mango/cream thing...? strange because i dont like mangoes! #long story short i had to go back for the tires bc i wound up forgetting them. something about a dog.... #i was too late in getting the tires so i had to go sort rubber bolts instead :/ at least the warehouse was cool #absolutely unprompted #but it was very. linear. and it felt very real. like it was genuinely a place and a job that could exist #like i remember what the outside loading area looked like. the packed restaurant. the corridor. the warehouse. the lockers. the hallway #IF I HAD A BETTER MEMORY I STG I COULD MAP IT OUT #god i love my dreams. they're always plot based and im rarely myself <3

[questionablealibi]

!TRIGGER WARNING!

Multiple eyes, eye contact; take care! <3

HAVING A BUSY WEEK SO HAVE THIS THING I DID LAST WEEK AS A WAY OF ME ASSURING YOU LOT THAT IM NOT OFFLINE! :D

A sona design epiphany i had in the middle of my pre calculus class :'D im not sure if it makes sense but it sure did to me at that moment

#Let me tell you I wanted to FOLD when i had this thought #It physically #Made me ache (nothing too serious ^^ didnt hurt!) #Because i COULDNT entertain it just yet because i need to LISTEN to our lessons and i SO BADLY WANTED TO GRAB MY PHONE AND #Im so glad we were sent home early that day /silly #Anyways im shoving this in your faces and slipping back out again buhbye! ^^ /silly #This course i took is no joke but i KNOW WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR #This was also just supposed to be a side-back profile practice that i drafted a LONG time ago #And i fixed it up a bit and recycled it into this #Alibi! #sona #my sona #sona art #Still VERY into tsp! Ill be drawing my boys very soon ^^

[twelverriver]

going insane about ethanilsa again... the way trust is something so rarely given as a spy, but ethan and ilsa trust each other almost instantly.. truly my roman empire is the brandt & luther conversation before casablanca where brandt says "he knows her" and luther says " he TRUSTS her" like. the emphasis on it. he said ethan is my best friend i've known him for years and he not only knows her, but trusts her which makes the situation much more dangerous and treacherous !! I'M BETTING THAT IF HE'S NOT ALREADY WITH HER, HE'S ON HIS WAY. FIND HER, FIND ETHAN.

#also. the way he actually drew her !!!!! #with such an accuracy like someone shouldnt who has seen a person ONCE #like im an english major of course i will go insane about words and also media #in this case its the words know and trust <3 #also as u all know me #this is another sign they're soulmates!!!!!!!!! #mission impossible #ilsaethan #ilsa x ethan #jana.txt #rogue nation

[havockingboo]

my fucking back hurts from all the college stress bro 😭

i blame it on my english writing class I GOT 4 ASSIGNMENTS DUE ON WEDNESDAY. SAME CLASS MAN

god i have to vent so hard this is ridiculous bro IM IN HELL BECAUSE OF THIS ONE CLASS

#idk why tf it’s two courses in one class cause it’s double the unnecessary work #‘it’s meant to help for the ACTUAL class you signed up for silly’ what the FUCK did you now tell me this 😭 #UURGGHH #WHY. WHHYYY #i can’t just drop the damn class either cause i really need to pass it GOD IM GONNA #havoc.text

[vitamin-zeeth]

I'm on exam leave atm and it's soo telling that even tho I'm literally a week away from my first exam this is the best I've felt the whole school year. Like yeah I have a ton of revision to do but also I just made brownies yesterday. Like I just went "I wanna make brownies" and I did. I can just fuckin do that now. This is amazing.

#i hate going into school :( #hate me a regular timetable :( #cant wait til next year #thats not sarcastic im genuinely looking forward to it cause this is the year my exams really matter #next year im taking 2 classes that actually have exams and (hopefully) 2 that dont #and the rest of my time im just gonna spend working on my college application #me this year with my english history biology drama and art higher exams plus my music qualification that doesnt get an exam :(((( #me next year with my music higher exam my english advanced higher exam my sound production college course #and my no exam theatre tech qualification that im hopefully doing in an actual theatre and not just in my school :)))) #my music teacher said she's trying to get me a program to do a tech theatre qualification at big theatre in town #but that she wants me to take higher music in return cause she knew i was on the fence and i said miss u r a legend ofc i will #love her shes absolutely stone cold and she gets shit done she got me that program with the fringe shes epic #wet floor sign

[arcanewebs]

does. anyone else experience the language learning pipeline of like

yeah why not seems kinda fun -> (optional step) the writing system is crazy bro -> damn theres no WAY im gonna remember any of this shit -> genuine interest and fascination with the differences between languages and needing to Know more

and its because of the stupidest reason for starting learning it in the first place

#me personally i only started french because i didnt want to do spanish or german #and we had to take a language #now look at me. ap student gonna take the exam in less than two months #did one course for asl because i needed to fill a credit and it seemed easy enough to do online #and i was so interested by deaf culture and i was having sm fun with learning signs #but i never continued it for?? some reason?? #i didnt take japanese any further than hiragana and some katakana but it was fun learning the writing system #not that i remember more than maybe 30% of it #and now im trying to learn ukrainian on duolingo and other outside sources #partially just bc i was curious #but now im like. very entranced by it #i have a google doc vocab list and everything #its very fun for me :) even if i dont use it in everyday life and if i drop it after a week #its also so fun to speak #I NEED TO. SHUTUP omfg #tldr languages are sk cool.. to Me.. i should take a linguistics class sometime…

[hideyseek]

lmao ok so im watching yesterday's z1l thermos livestream while i catch up on housework, and i waited like 3-4 encounters of the phrase before i looked up 户外 huwai ... turns out this means "outdoors" like, out in nature. i sure spent ten whole min being like ... wow ok these guys like to?? leave their house? good for them i guess

#i am FASCINATED by this livestream #its like .... tea facts ... Product Placement ... quiz game ... more thermos advertising ... another quiz game ... #its a LITTLE painful to listen to the advertising ahaha but i suppose i signed up for this #things z1l thinks u should bring on a boat: compass + camera + thermos bottle ofc #i think this is bc i also encounter like ... almost zero american celebrities in advertisements? bc i dont run into ads really.l #and also i dont know american celebrities. but im just so like ahaha of course. cant forget ur thermos bottle ! #if u've seen the clip of z1l eating the cookie u aren't missing much #hidey speaks