#Not pregnant just fat

[jawwtin]

Violet's Big Misunderstanding, by violetbeauregut

@violetbeauregut has once again produced a wonderful feedee fic, so of course it's my pleasure to read ;)) A story about just how much Violet and her feeder can get away with convincing others that her huge belly is due to pregnancy - and not because she's been a big piggy... 🐖😘

#my stuff #my audio #jawwtin #violetbeauregut #feedee fiction #weight gain fiction #feedee girl #fat belly #teasing #not pregnant just fat

[squirrelgarden]

not pregnant just fat

I've learned so much about squirrels since I started my little garden and I'm still learning. Large Marge is the matriarch of the yard. She had 2 sons who were stealing all the corn and furniture I made in the beginning. When she had 4 more sons in the spring the naughty guys moved to the house across the street. She had a 2nd litter in the fall which only happens when food is in abundance. I call these the 2.0 babies. They are easy to spot because their ears are smaller and they have a creepy human flesh tone circle around their eyes. So I was out filling the feeders the other day when this girl came along the fence. She was trying to decide if she wanted to move in on the food before I left. I swear I saw a baby bump so I came in and looked it up. They can get pregnant between 10 and 12 months old and my estimates are that they were born in September. I don't think she's old enough, therefore I guess she's just fat 🤣

#squirrelgarden #squirrels #Not pregnant just fat

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Uuuggghhh😩. The way that I would KEEP this man knocked up and pumping out babies for me. It’s damn near shameful…✨

#starry eyes #hayes grier #✨god his feet are big✨ #✨they’re so thick and meaty✨ #✨i love how wide they look✨ #✨his fat little toesies✨ #✨i just wanna burry my nose between his toesies✨ #✨the thought of massaging this pregnant hunk’s swollen feet😩 #✨i wonder what his feet smell like✨ #✨his feet look so stinky✨ #✨that man deserves to be knocked up✨ #✨somebody please knock this guy up✨

[julyzaa]

My chihuahua is giving birth and she sounds like a little turkey when she's in pain.

We've gotten two neighbors asking when the hell did we get a turkey lol

#just juli things #we also didn't notice she was pregnant until last week because we thought she was just fat

[cheapcheapfaker]

#insanely jealous of the pregnant people that can do the mental gymnastics of smoking #some fat ass Biden ditch weed kush while carrying their parasite that imbibes in everything they do #by the time there is research on it that’s come out I will probably be way out of pregnancy and even breastfeeding years #though I did tell gilgamesh for my 31st all I want is to get insanely shnookered. higher then giraffe hog #I’ll pump beforehand. pump n dump after. bean will be four months #and all I want is to be able to get insanely high. I want to be so high #I walk into the nursery like lol… whose baby is this?? #though most likely w fourth trimester sleep deprivation I’ll honk that bobo and just pass tf out

[fedoranon]

Bb this is not helping me do laundry lolol

#cats of Tumblr #yall what am i gonna do if my spayed cat is pregnant #she is so much fatter and needier lately #she definitely had a surgery she was out of it for days after #and like had the incision and shit #but i thought her mama was just getting fat and she ended up having kittens #i hope she's just getting fat ffs #idk how id restrict her diet without like. locking the cats in boxes at feeding time. i have 4 still you know #im a 'wet food twice a day‚ kibble available always' kinda meowmy

[sharonisthebettercarter]

BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--

WHEN ARE YOU DUE~<3<3<3!?!?!

#billy butcher #the boys #mpreg #who's the baby daddy~? #butchlander #homelander #butchie #hughie campbell #butchsausage #love sausage #billyjoe #joe kessler #unedited screencap #i can not #i love him #I JUST LOVE HIS CHUBBY BELLY OKAY!?!? #my dear boi i do not think you should be lifting heavy things at this stage... well into the second trimester looks like-- #“do i look fat in this?” YOU LOOK PREGNANT-- #bratty bossy bottom billy butcher #billy butcher's all natural baby bump #A SECOND BABY!?!?! #he carries so well~<3<3<3 #;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[cherry-shipping]

here we have it. the result of 5 years of drawing expeirence at its very peak. the fruits of my labor never tasted so sweet Also the bottom one is my fuckig magnum opus

#cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #my art #self ship #selfship #hey youll never guess what i listened to while making these btw.(the baby is you) #these r all from my folder of images i associate w me and sans (and in this case 1 with papyrus as well) #i suck so fucking bad at drawing papyrus btw partially because i just start laughing uncontrollably at his goofy ass faces #theres a few more shitty doodles but i wont post em cuz i wanna remake em some other time #cuz i ran out of steam after these ones. so theyre like‚ as shitty as they can be basically #haououuguhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhhhh. ooooooooooooooooohhgggggg..tails gets trolled face. #what is selfshipping if not exceedingly fucking stupid #also i like how i drew sans pregnant in the last one but since hes already fat he just looks basically the same. lmao

[bottombisexual]

looks like the breeding was a success 🖤

#curvy girls #fat girls #tattooed girls #spicy content #pregnant kink #my pics #this is literally just me pushing out my belly #but im obsessed #i love everything about these

[nightly-ruse]

ART! IVE DONE ART FINALLY! The opposite of Star Crossed Lovers is them, Star Torn Lovers? Sharing their feelings only under the dark moon in fear of persecution. Always crossing paths but still just out of reach. How sad

[Anthro piece of Mothwing and Leafpool from warrior cats, Moth on the left and Leaf on the right. At the bottom is a paw with the left side tinged red with inky blood on the claws and the other with faint stars and blue tinge. A large moon is above Leafpool and a Sun is above Mothwing. Between them is three stars layered on top of each other, the largest yellow, middle on blue, and inner one dark green which has been broken apart. Three diamond stars point towards Leafpool’s belly.

Mothwing is a yellow tabby with rosette spots and longer white claws she’s filed down, her eyes are a bright amber with a streak of icy blue and she’s looking back to Leaf. She wears a blue dress that has a ombré of yellow to orange on the bottom and sleeves. She has a belt across her mid section that’s leather. She has a pouch with a leaf pin holding it closed, a dark purple necklace falls down from it along with a piece of wisteria. Along with a knife holster with her brother’s knife which has a northern goshawk’s tail feather hanging off the hilt. Her left ear is torn in half breaking apart the moth shaped tuft on her ears along with three more scars on her cheek. On her head is a orangish gray bandanna to shield herself from the stars as a show to her not trusting them list most other clan cats. On her paw that’s holding Leafpool’s paw is a leaf bracelet.

Leafpool is a dark brown tabby with yellowish patches under her eye in a moon shape, fringe, and paws. She has very curly hair and folded ears that look like a heart with a fern like shape on the top half of it with a yellow patch. She is looking back to Moth with hazel eyes that are green and amber with a orangish pink heart nose. She wears a flowy green dress with lighter collar and wrist cuffs over it being a apron with a big pocket full of plants. The pocket has a stitched diamond over it. Inside the pocket is a few leaves, petals, burnet sprig, and yew branch along with similar leaves in her hair. At the corner of her apron is a stitched with a patch that has bramble tendrils with claws instead of thorns, being the sign she got for Brambleclaw to be deputy. Beside it under her pocket is the “Blood Will Spill Blood” patch that is a sunset over a red lake with blood dripping into it. Her last patch is of the Moonpool which she found showing the moon over the pool with stars reflected in its water along with leaves around the moon. On her paw is a bracelet with a moth wing on it.

The faint signature “Nightly-Ruse 2023” is near the bottom. End ID]

#anthro WC #anthro warrior cats #Mothwing #leafpool #night knacks #Mothpool #mothleaf #both of them are fat you can’t stop me. Moth is more chubby but Leaf is very much a big lady and I love her #anyways for some outfit trivia #Mothwing has Hawk’s old knife which also has a goshawk feather hanging off it #she wears a leaf bracelet and little head wrap to shield her from the stars as a contrast to Leaf who doesn’t wear one #she also has some wisteria. oh and her longer claws are trimmed to show she’s not like her dad #Leafpool is very conservatively dressed with her apron with plant pockets and various sewn patches for each prophecy she’s had #the thorn for Brambleclaw becoming deputy. the blood will spill blood. and her finding the moonpool #the power of three hasn’t been shown yet so she doesn’t have that patch #though it was sown on the center of her apron after the reveal to always keep her to her mistake #she’s also pregnant! this is just after Hawk’s death and her coming back #in her pocket she has some normal leaves. strand of burnet. and a yew twig #lastly she has her little moth bracelet for Mothwing #warrior cats #wc Art #warrior cats art #wc

[isa-ah]

anyone else ever struggle w zeldas botw goddess dress having crazy maternity dress vibes? straight up baby bumpin?

#she looks like shes starting to show so shes wearing a dress that cinches at her bust and goes out over her belly #im not even saying she looks fat that looks different. she j #she just looks skinny pregnant

[widevibratobitch]

my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant

#girl i am SO sorry people react with surprise when you say you're studying to be an opera singer because you're #*checks notes* skinny and attractive. so so sorry that must be literal hell for you huh how will you ever recover :(((( #no no please keep talking about how equally bad that is to the brutal fucking fatshaming and ED glorifying #in the industry that me and the only other fat girl in the room were talking about before you interrupted us <3 #anyway. we were talking about this one review of a quite famous professional music critic whose only comment about a fat mezzo in the cast #was 'miss xyz.... lose some weight'. not a single word about her singing/acting/whatever. but yeah no you're too sexy for an opera singer #and THAT is the real problem here girl i totally understand yeah <3 thoughts and prayers dearest. #earlier that same day this same girl was standing next to me in her bodycon dress and went #*pointing at her stomach that's so flat its almost concave* 'ughhhh what do i have to do to not look pregnant in this dress 😩😫' #and i said 'girl' and just looked at her and like the sudden horrified realisation on her face was lowkey hysterical #like omg you really did forget you're not talking to your other skinny friends with whom you can pat each other on the backs #and reassure each other that 'dw girl ur not fat at all ur so so sexy!' huh sjshsjshsjs #but yeah i dont like making people uncomfortable irl so i did reassure her she looks hot and pretty and skinny as all shit #let at least one of us have a nice evening and not feel Absolutely Fucking Disgusting ig <3 #and the day before that after i saw our (last ever btw never photographing myself with them ever again <3) picture and had a mini break down #the other even skinnier and smaller and petite-er crouched down next to me with the most guilty fucking expression and quietly asked me #if im alright and do i want her to delete those pictures (that she posted on two separate social media pages) and like #the look of immense fucking pity on her was even worse than seeing those pictures #like i know she meant well and was trying to be nice but my god. this really is how you all see me huh #like looking like me would be fate worse than death for yall #not even gonna mention the thing i just learned this friday that the retired ballerina who leads our ballet classes said about me #trying to cheer up the other fat girl who happened to have a bit of an emotional breakdown in the middle of the class :))))))) #like i am sooooooo so glad and honoured to be an inspiration to you. really. always happy to help. the exemplary Fat Girl Who Fucking Sucks #But Doesnt Let It Bother Her <333333 #like on one hand. yeah it really does make me wanna jump off a cliff. but on the other. its just hilarious sjdgsjsgsj #you sure are right miss ma'am. i sure don't let this bother me at all. i am famous for my uncanny ability to Not Be Bothered by all this <33 #but shes new. its ok. how could she know about the last two years when i was getting panic attacks and sobbing myself to sleep every tuesday #but yeah no. [lauren cooper voice] am i bovvered? am i bovvered tho? i aint even bovvered!

[collegeoflore]

i don’t want gale to be a dad i DO want him to be pregnant. don’t worry about it

#sorry. to my followers who don’t want to see this take #every time ramza or i bring gale up in our home one of us quotes that like #what was the blog called. the dirty bg3 imagine or whatever that’s just #‘i want gale fat and pregnant’ #i just think!!!! i could fix him!!!!!! i think it would fix him!!!!! and we won’t know until we try!!!!!! #漫言

[cheapcheapfaker]

#the bean #listen. listen. I LIKE reading research papers. i like utilizing my useless ass lil history degree #you cannot fucking imagine how annoying it is to research anything that deals w pregnancy #obviously its very hard to do any sort of worthwhile experiments in the first place #bc you cant just fuck up a fetus #so a lot of it is self-reported GARBAGE #or they use animals which is not always one for one #and then you see the sample data is absolute dog shit. small pool. huge outside factors #like the largest study used to cite how pregnant people shouldn’t drink? #those bitches were also doing COKE. COKE!! #at the very least doing fat lines of Colombian snow has got to fuck up your baby #or potentially doom them to being a business major in the future idk #and then you see these stupid ass websites and try to find WHERE they get their info from and it turns out like #they extrapolate ‘don’t eat rosemary’ bc they did a study where #if you gave a rat eighty times its body weight in rosemary it has spontaneous miscarriages. NO SHIT. HOW WOULD THAT AFFECT ME #TRYING TO DRINK A TEA W ROSEMARY #and then looking up the ACTUAL percentages of risk for things. like omg the fuck listeria risks for deli meat are nothing #you have a higher chance of getting in a car accident in which we get in cars and drive multiple times a day #BUT NOBODY MENTIONS BAGGED SALADS OR CANTALOUPE #THE RATES OF LISTERIA IS INSANE #AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEE WHO SPONSORED THE STUDY #AND WHAT THEY’D POTENTIALLY GAIN FROM THE OUTCOME #AND AHHHGHGHBFDHJGBSHDFBSDJHFBDSJBFSDJ

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

www.tumblr.com/a-faggot-with-opinions/725115934993530880/

Why do you want to rape trans men?

sorry im not sure who these people are or why i'm expected to take them seriously but based on the notes they appear to be talking about this post??? lol ummmm if that's what you're mad at idk what to tell you.... tbh i think it's very weird that people saw me joking with my friends and read sexual violence into it! says a lot more about you guys than it does about me

#my cards are on the table i just want to be fat and pregnant ok... #i know i shouldnt even entertain this kind of stuff but like. come on. you're being fucking weird

[yatiso]

sitting in the toddler chairs (the only ones available minus the most inconvenient chair you can imagine) at work has been making my pubic symphysis pop and shift out of place which is scary cuz when u look up how to deal w it its all pregnancy yoga and tips

#🍒 #i am not pregnant !! just fat and bloated !! like a 2000s yt parody of stone temple pilots !