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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

#you’ve ruined your root chakra

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

#newest guilty read is r/gaylorswift those people are INSANE #I open that shit up in the morning like an issue of us weekly but it makes me feel better about any mental health problems i have

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speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

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the majority of my camera roll at this point: footsie jim jams

#my favorites are the dinosaur feet feet #and the bunny ones cause they’re fuzzy #I am a sucker for any sort of character toes #this and hooded fuzzy onesies w animal ears #sorry bean. designated furry at birth #the bean

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."

The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.

#lmaoooo #I’m Bigfoot #gilgamesh

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

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We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#the one w Florida license plates

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A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

It’s the end of the world as we know it (It’s time I had some time alone) It’s the end of the world as we know it (It’s time I had some time alone) It’s the end of the world as we know it (It’s time I had some time alone) And I feel fine (I feel fine)

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#we used to be a society

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#mattress. his music is ‘post apoc Las Vegas lounge singer’ #saw him live as an opener and half the crowd hated him and half loved him

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Greek pottery.