Stranger Things Spoilers on X: "Nell Fisher, who recently starred in Red Dead Evil, is rumored to be joining the cast of #StrangerThings5 as the new recast of Holly Wheeler! https://t.co/qLRnrv51vh" / X
Are they planning to give Holly a larger role in S5, and maybe even have Holly join her siblings and the Party in their fight against Vecna?
I know she's 6 in S4, but if they're doing the two year time jump, she'll be 8 by 1988, and could arguably contribute more story-wise beyond just being a background character.
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Evil Dead Rise...but gayer
Okay but imagine Ellie aka Maggot Mommy clapping eyes on you and yes there´s this urge to chase and rip and eat your soul and all (she´s still an evil ancient entity after all) but there´s also something else. And she/it doesn´t know what it is because she/it is an evil ancient entity which absolutely thrives on being a lil shithead just for the fun of it (that´s what I love most about Maggot Mommy and it´s what makes her stand out from other deadites imo).
Anyhow, Maggot Momma sees you, sprints towards you, only to stop inches away from your face and start sniffing you. Like, really sniffing you. All over.
It´s starting to get a bit uncomfortable and weird af actually and maybe now´s a good time to get the f outta there but jokes on you - you´re already being carried off, none too gently mind you (Maggot Momma still gotta learn how to human aight so leave her alone) and promptly plonked onto the floor in Ellie´s apartment. And while Deadite Mommy´s still thinking about her choices here (those being: eating you now or later) you snap out of it and actually try to make a run for it.
Only, you failed to notice there´s a whole fucking family of undead…whatever they are. Leering at you, creeping closer, coming way too close and suddenly they´re on top, all snapping teeth and snarling in your face and JUST when you thought this is it-
Maggot Momma´s set her eyes on you first and she WILL start whoopin some asses if the family even thinks about touching what isn´t theirs to devour.
So as the family scuttles off with their tails between their legs (cause Deadite Momma rules) only you and Deadite Ellie remain. But you´re still alive and kicking (for now), so I guess that´s a good thing (kinda)?
I just really LOVE this concept of evil, otherworldly creatures absolutely thriving on wreaking havoc and committing murder left and right. I LOVE evil entities being truly evil and staying true to who they are and what makes them so ASDFNSADFLASDF. They´re just pure evil and long for utter chaos and destruction…except when it comes to a certain someone. When it comes to them it´s more like (not so) little shit mode activated with a healthy dose of “I licks it, I keeps it” and JUST the right amount of sweetness (that being: looking at you rather unimpressed when you reprimand them for brutally slaughtering someone, again.)
Also, they can be the biggest pain in the ass, my god- (you kinda adore it though, almost).
(Btw, Maggot Mommy trying to bring that eyeball back up looked JUST like my cats when they´re about to absolutely explode after they´ve eaten too much cat grass. it´s actually kind of…adorable? Lmao.)
So here you are and for some reason, this demon has deemed you worthy enough to keep around for a bit longer and maybe it´s your smell that ended up being your saving grace or maybe it´s something totally different. Either way, somehow you´ve found your way right into the clutches of this family of…undead beings (zombies?) and The Mother is quite pleased indeed…
So yeah, I guess you could see this as some kind of Tarzan/Jane story? Just really (really) fucked up? And Deadite Momma is trying (and failing miserably) to human.
But also, there would be lots of sniffing and licking involved, just saying.
But also also:
(Ahem...)
So, after some really, really, really long time has passed you´ve come to realize you might not get munched on after all. Maggot Momma still gotta learn the basics of human behavior though, like personal space wha-? (You indulge her moods most of the time though since you quite like being alive and all and you´d rather it stayed that way…)
And it´s even better when Maggot Momma ain´t realizing she´s doing it. With time, being neck-deep into whatever part of you has become sort of a natural response whenever her human is near. Which happens to be quite often since there´s only so much space to be had when you gotta share it with a family of evil ancient entities who hear and see it all. (Taking a piss has never been more uncomfortable.)
Most times, Maggot Mommy is being extra touchy feely just because she knows it makes you feel hella weirded-out (and some other things) though. She´s still a lil shithead after all and that´s why we love her.
Aight so, things have somewhat calmed down a bit (meaning: you´re not in danger of being eaten alive anymore) and the Deadite!Kids have decided that playing “pranks” on you is a good way to pass time. Pranks that give you nightmares. Like sitting in front of you. In the middle of the night. Unblinking. Wearing a grin rivalling Cheshire Cat´s. And what´s with their neck-
A head´s not supposed to do that.
But fear not, for Momma´s there to soothe your fears. And she´s trying, she really is.
But it doesn´t really help your case when Maggot Momma´s speaking to you oh so sweetly in her dark, sultry, demonic voice while the remains of some poor soul - foolish (or brave?) enough to wander her territory - are still sticking to her face, between her teeth, that breath my god-
So after attempting to calm you down, Momma´s decided now´s a good time for that promised ass whoopin.
Which doesn´t help in calming you down either since Deadite!Momma reprimanding her Deadite!Kids for scaring the absolute crap outta you (something only SHE gets to do) sounds like hell itself has opened up to swallow you whole. In other words: it does not sound pretty, at all.
The kids try to make it up to you though. They start to provide for you, even. Only, leg hasn´t exactly been on the menu for you (yet) and that severed head they brought you today didn´t do much for you either.
You actually excused yourself for a minute to go to the bathroom. You´re not planning on coming back out any time soon.
Meanwhile:
(Patience isn’t exactly Maggot Mommy’s strong suit though, so you better not keep her waiting for too long…)
(2 mins later:)
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Okay but also:
Alyssa Sutherland aka Ellie Bixler: 5´11 (180 cm)
Lily Sullivan aka Beth Bixler: 5´7 (173 cm)
Morgan Davies aka Danny Bixler: 5´6 (170 cm)
Gabrielle Echols aka Bridget Bixler: 5´4 (163 cm)
Literally all of them are taller than someone (which ain´t hard) so now I´m internally screaming because IDEAS, FEELS, THOUGHTS and-
Someone being rather fed up with getting teased about their height every time they vacate the same space as them (affectionately) and-
“What´s up, short stuff?” 😏
-a hand coming up to support their chin, resting their ellbow on someone´s head and-
“Why so grumpy?” 😏
-because they´re a dwarf and always so sensitive, so moody and-
“How´s my little groupie?” 😍🤭😏
-and patting their head whilst bending down down down to get lost in their eyes, hand then descending to pinch that cheek, boop! that nose and-
Ugh-
Not their fault this family is made of giants and-
"Asshats"
But there's a glimmer of hope, someone they can always rely on to have their back because they're struggling as well, they get them, suffering with them because-
Nell Fisher aka Kassie Bixler: 4´9 (148 cm)
And we're not gonna talk about the fact Kassie comes after her giant of a mother 100%, no doubt about whose child this is because, by the tender age of 14, she's gonna absolutely dwarf a certain someone and people will assume that they are the kid and-
We will not talk about it.
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