HOLY SHIT HES GETTINF FUCKING LIT
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You ever write a fanfiction or an au and you stare at the text thinking you should be locked up for the things you have produced?
I'm working on that one TDIM au rn 😍 it's kinda dark yk. Might shakespearify it for funsies
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Hhfdyjjvxfg this is too funny. So I have you in one ear saying you're worried you've done something to upset rin anon then I have rin anon in the other ear worried they've done something to upset you.
-Naoto anon
?!! WHAT????!
WAIT ARE U SRS? I THOUGHT I'D DONE SOMETHIN?
Nonono Baby no I'm totally fine (I think I know what it's about but honestly it's all good and they didn't upset me at all ) tell them it's okay and I miss them and I could never ever be mad at them for anything. JUST COME BACK TO ME THAT'S ALL😭😭I was worried somethin had happened to them I WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
Oh I'm just glad they're okay, I was freaking out thinking I'd hurt them! 😭😭
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
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