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angry-brony · 6 months
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THEY
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WILL NEVER BE THEM
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starheirxero · 3 months
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Local god, once again, gets too silly and tortures his servant 😔 (heartbreaking)
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My contribution for the DTIYS being hosted by @ask-dimension71542 which is run by @tbean555 and @duskrize !!! :3
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I love this man so much he makes me ill 💜
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maudiemoods · 1 month
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Woohoo little sneak at what I'm doodling bc I'm not done but idk when I'll actually finish it woo
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marshmallowgoop · 1 year
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okay but seriously im rereading a game of you to try and understand what the fuck dream saw in thessaly and like. no! it’s not any easier to understand the second time!
like i know we’re told later that a lot of their courting happened off screen but like. this is all we get, in game of you, that isn’t outright hostile
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and then the next time it’s brought up in the comic we’re told that they dated for a couple months and then broke up and dream is very much Not Over It
is this you flirting? is that what this is? was your point of commonality that you’re both incapable of being normal? crack? is it crack you smoke?
like, okay, thessaly later realises she was never actually in love with him she just thought she was, so i won’t question her motives too much, he’s pretty, fair enough
but dream???? this is the relationship you flooded the dreaming for three weeks over? you abhor murder and she does casual necromancy and mutilation for fun. literally all we’ve seen her do on screen is make your life harder with fucked up witch magic
were you just bored, and she was the only immortal around? or do you get a kick out of dating someone who is so opposed to your own existence, to the point where you genuinely loved her? (or at least believed you did)
like look normally im of the opinion that merv is a little too critical of you and brief lives’ “real life. that’s what guys like him never have to face up to” quote is a good example, but in this case if you’d been disrupting my life for three weeks over this bullshit i would punt you through a wall with a broom myself
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The Soup Aisle
Summary: Jake takes care of things no one else thinks of. He protects them from dangers they cannot face. So why does the idea of running into Layla unexpectedly scare him so much? Takes place about a week or two after coming back from Cairo.
Warning: Mild talk about panic attacks and reference to self harm.
Word Count: 3840
Word Prompt:  Soup!
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Jake liked to shop either early in the morning or super late at night. 
There tended to be less people, and the people there tended to mind their own business and leave him alone. 
The morning crowds were mostly older people that moved slowly through the aisle. They were not in a hurry and had nowhere to be. If Jake wasn’t feeling the time crunch to get back home, he would happily take the morning group. 
The old ladies would smile at him and the old men would give a small nod as he walked past with his basket. 
The night crowds were a different type. A type that he was more comfortable with. The type that showed up in flip flops and pajama bottoms as they marched to the aisle of an item that was discovered to be missing when they needed it most. They were beaten down from a long day and not willing to make eye contact with anyone. 
Here he found young men standing in the dairy section trying to remember what percentage of milk they needed. He found old men reading the backs of boxes to see if it met their required low sodium count. He found single parents holding sleeping babies while they added diapers to their carts. Middle aged women stuffing instant meals into their carts where no one would judge them. Occasionally he would have to step around a sobbing newly single person in the ice cream section or someone having an argument on their phone over how much money they had for that little extra treat. 
Jake pulled out his grocery list. Things he had noticed over the week that still had not been taken care of. 
Marc was out of body soap and had been watering it down for the past two weeks. It was now more water than soap at this point. He checked it off as he added it to his cart. The man would not notice when a new bottle appeared. He would shrug and assume Steven had filled it for him. Or perhaps Marc just assumed that if he put enough water in that it would magically become soap again. Jake was still not sure which was the correct scenario. 
Steven had been shaving with the same dull razor for the past three months and Jake was tired of the razor burn. He carefully picked out a good blade and added it to the cart, making a mental note to somehow alert Steven to the newness of the blade so he wouldn’t accidentally chop off his lip. 
He slowly walked up and down the rows of supplies. Toilet paper. Never hurt to get more. Deodorant was on sale. He slipped his favorite brand into the cart in hopes Steven would stop buying the cheap bad smelling kind. A car air freshener? The old one had long given up the pine scent and he felt he deserved a treat. 
The light over Steven’s desk had burned out a few days ago and he was getting a headache from all the squinting he was doing trying to read in the dark. What was the wattage again? Jake paused as he stared at the bulbs. Soft 60? Perhaps one of those natural light ones that were supposed to help reduce eye strain. It was worth a try. 
Fish food for the Gus group. He made sure to pick out something that looked nutritious for them. No more sprinkles. Perhaps a new filter was in order? Not something he could get at this store, unfortunately. He made a note to pick one up at the pet supply shop later. 
Now for the food. This was a bit trickier. While the other two never noticed when lightbulbs replaced themselves, they absolutely noticed when the milk popped back into the fridge. 
Jake circled the cereal aisle as he tried to find the brand Steven liked so much. Something in a red box with a cartoon monkey on it. Ah, there it was. He’d hide it in the back to make it look like Steven had just missed it. He’d be pleasantly surprised when he shuffled some of his cans around and there it was. 
For himself, he snuck a bottle of hot sauce into the cart. He’d shove it way in the back where neither of them was likely to notice if it was being used or not. 
Eggs. They were absolutely out of eggs. Marc put them on everything when he was in charge of cooking. If he was making pancakes, he added a fried egg. If he was making a sandwich he topped it with a fried egg. If Steven was making a salad, Marc would complain until he got a side of fried eggs. 
Jake worried about their diet. 
He sighed and gently set a cartoon of eggs in the cart then added in egg replacement for Steven. 
He had just turned down the canned soup aisle when he caught sight of a familiar set of curly hair. 
His heart pounded as he froze. What was she doing here? It was so late at night and he was sure there was a different store a lot closer to her flat than this one. 
He turned around and ducked behind a stand of chips.  
It was fine. He could be sneaky. He was used to avoiding people. Sure, it was easier when they lived in his own head and he could just wait for them to go to sleep… But he could be sneaky. 
All he had to do was go check out while she was still shopping. He was parked at the back of the parking lot. He could sneak out, slip between the cars, and drive off before she had even made it to aisle four. 
He peaked through the chips and was mortified to find her far closer than he would have liked. There was no way for him to retreat without abandoning his cart and crawling. 
He could also abandon subtlety and wake up Marc or Steven. They would both be upset at finding themselves in the middle of a store with no memory… But maybe having Layla there would calm them. Marc was the most in denial. Surely finding himself with Layla he would immediately forget and assume he zoned out or that Steven had something to do with it. 
He tucked his hat into a coat pocket and hoped Marc would overlook the car keys in the pocket. 
He reached for Marc and… Found emptiness. “Marc.” Jake gritted his teeth. Panic surged through him as he was met by a stubbornly asleep Marc. It had been workout day and Marc had pushed himself to exhaustion again. 
“Steven!” Jake panicked and changed tactics as Layla reached for a can of soup near the chip stand. 
He was not used to switching out with Steven. Perhaps it was because of his new found relationship with Marc. Or perhaps it was his newly embraced role as emotional protector to Marc that Steven had built up a fairly strong barrier. Steven was not in denial like Marc and he was very much aware of something going on, even if he wasn’t prepared to talk about it yet. 
The world spun and a headache bloomed behind his eyes. “Fuck fuck fuck…” Jake sat down and put his palms to his eyes, pressing to try to push through the wall. 
The switch did not go well. That was the best way to phrase it. In fact, it went so horribly wrong that Jake suddenly found himself co-conscious. 
“Hmmm?” Steven blinked and stared up at the row of cans before him. 
“Soup.” He took a can and stared at it. Was he hungry? Why was he about to make soup? Where was the can opener? “What?” He noticed the cold floor under him did not look like the one in the flat. 
“Fucking hell…” Jake pulled and staggered them to their feet. It wasn’t too late to make a run. He stumbled and slammed right into Layla. 
Layla cursed grumpily then blinked and stared at them in utter surprise. “What are you doing here, uh…” She looked them over, trying to figure out just who she was talking to. 
She was normally very quick in picking out exactly who was driving. The fact that she couldn’t immediately tell set off alarm bells in Jake’s already panicked head. 
“Soup.” Steven muttered and held up the can as if that explained everything. 
Jake flinched as he was pushed to the front again. Steven may have been groggy and confused, but a part of him was not having any of it and started to fight back. Jake was sure he could thank Marc for this after the stunts he pulled in the museum and Cairo. 
“Soup?” Layla raised an eyebrow. She eyed the can. “That’s broth.” 
“Steven!” Jake pushed back. He was not about to be left alone with Layla. He wasn’t ready for that conversation. He would rather come out and introduce himself to Marc than start a conversation trying to explain himself to Layla in a soup aisle. 
“Nawh, Mate.” Steven huffed. “Solve your own problems!” 
The can was clutched tightly in both hands now, trembling as Jake stared at Layla in a blind panic. He briefly considered faking an English accent but he had never been very good at it. He forced Marc’s Chicago accent. “I…Needed…broth.” 
His vision blurred and the panic settled in hard. He felt like he was in the middle of a fight. 
“Hey…” Layla approached and gently laid a hand on his arm. “It’s okay.” Her brows were still furrowed as she tried to work out what was going on. “Marc?” 
He could work with that. She had seen Marc have a panic attack plenty of times. Usually late at night when he woke up from a bad dream, but never in the middle of a store… 
He clenched his eyes shut and forced a nod. 
“Really? Throwing him under the bus? That’s a bit rude, isn’t it?” Steven groaned. He moved to take front. Jake, still panicking, shoved back. He was upset now. After everything they had been through in Cairo, how dare Steven move to help him now. He could handle this like he handled everything else. It wasn’t like he hadn’t pretended to be Marc before. 
“You don’t get to help!” Jake muttered through clenched teeth. “Go away!” 
Layla pulled her hand back and glanced down at the cart, looking for any sort of context clues. “Do you want to go? Let’s go get checked out and we can go home. Okay?” 
“No.” Steven pushed through. “I’m not doing this again!” Waking up in weird places in the middle of bad situations. If he woke up being shot at again he’d freak out. “Do you want me to freak out? Because I will bloody well freak out if you do this again! You put me here so let me do this!” 
Layla blinked as Steven, who she recognized in an instant, started yelling. He swayed and blinked hard as the unknown came back, looking angrier by the second. 
“Again? You don’t even know how often I have saved your ass!” Jake huffed and chucked the broth into the cart. “I ask for one thing and you yell at me? Is Marc suddenly the perfect one here? How many times do I wake up in the middle of life and death situations? I get us out! I always get us out!” 
Steven pulled back for a moment in surprise and Jake was left staring at Layla alone in the aisle. 
She had her arms crossed and was biting her lower lip. She looked worried. She looked hesitant. She looked… 
Jake grabbed the cart quickly. “I’m sorry.” His eyes found the checkout counters and he bolted, grabbing the first open counter and unloading the cart in a hurry.
There was movement behind him as Layla cautiously stepped up with him. “Are you okay?” She kept her voice low and soft. 
Jake looked straight ahead. He swallowed hard and gave a little nod. 
“Rough day?” She set a bottle of aspirin down on the counter and a few other things. His eyes slid over the items quickly. Chicken noodle soup, a box of tissues, and some orange juice. He glanced back at her, taking in her frazzled hair, her tired eyes, her red nose, and her pajama pants. 
She pulled out her wallet to pay for the whole lot. 
Jake held up a hand and pulled out his own wallet. Cash. Marc had made it easy for them all and kept things simple and untraceable. 
They watched their items get bagged up and he grabbed the bags quickly. “I would… I would appreciate it if you didn’t…” 
“Didn’t tell Marc?” She sighed softly. 
He paused and looked back at her. 
She gently took a bag from him and headed to the door. “I haven’t seen Steven that bothered since Marc dumped coffee on one of his books.” 
Jake eyed her then followed at a distance. “I may have woken him up and started a fight…I didn’t mean to.” He dropped the fake accent and pulled his cap back out as they went outside. 
“Bloody rude.” Steven pushed through. Jake flinched back. He wasn’t used to this rapid switching. He didn’t know how Steven and Marc did it so smoothly. 
“Be nice, Steven.” Layla smiled back at him gently. “He’s having a day. You’ve had plenty of days too.” 
Steven sighed heavily. “Why are we at the store?” He looked down into one of the bags as they walked. “Oh hey! Light bulbs! Is this for my study area?” 
Jake shrugged and gently nudged to take the body again. “Just a few things…” 
“Very thoughtful of you.” Layla sniffled and he noticed her voice sounded a little raspy. 
“Are you alright?” He nervously stepped closer, keeping pace with her. 
“Yeah.” She gave him a small smile. “Just a cold. Sneaks up on you then suddenly you’re producing more mucus than a frog.” 
He nodded and dug through the bag then pulled out her bottle of juice. He held it out to her. 
She took it thankfully and popped it open to take a drink. “Bit late to be trying to build up my immune system since I’m already sick, but it doesn’t hurt.” She glanced over at him. “Am I that intimidating? That I caused you to have a panic attack back there?” 
Jake stopped and glanced over at her scooter. It was cool out and a bit muggy. It couldn’t be fun for her to drive in the open air like this with her cold. “I’m not ready.” 
“To be known?” She moved to put her items into the basket on her scooter. 
“He isn’t ready.” He took the items from her and put them back in the bag. He pointed to his car in the back and walked over to it. 
“Maybe you should let Marc be the judge of that.” Layla curiously followed him. “Marc didn’t think Steven was ready.” 
“To be fair.” Steven pushed forward. “I was not ready. Though to be fair to me…Marc did a terrible job of explaining it to me. You know he actually started it by just telling me that he was an Avatar of the moon god. Then I spent the next five minutes running from said moon god who chased me through a storage unit maze.” 
Layla stopped and stared at him. She had not heard this part of the story before. She sighed heavily and shook her head. “I…am not surprised. Oh Marc…” 
Steven grinned. “So when you tell Marc, can you start by telling him you’re a secret agent?”
“Steven.” Layla gave him a look. “Do not traumatize my husband, please. Even if he deserves it…” 
Jake pushed forward and put their things into the trunk then got into his cab. “I need some more time. Please.” 
Layla got in and glanced around. It had character, though she suspected would have more character once he felt more comfortable being out. 
Jake started the car then paused and glanced at her. “Steven. I’m going to drive now. Please don’t… Switch in. It’s very hard to drive when you barge in.” 
“Barge in.” Steven raised an eyebrow. “You’re the one barging in.” He looked around at the cab curiously. “Fine. Alright. I’ll sit in the backseat. But I’m not going anywhere. You woke me up. Now you’ve got to deal with me.” 
Jake frowned and wished he could somehow put Steven to sleep. It made him nervous being watched like this. Normally he was the one watching. He got the feeling it wasn’t just curiosity, either. 
As much as Steven was curious about the new headmate, having Layla present for it was making him nervous. He didn’t know this person and he didn’t like the idea of them being alone with Layla. If anything he didn’t like happened, he planned to take over by force if he had to. He was learning how to override when things went south. A necessary skill to have on days when Marc was prone to flash backs or having a meltdown. 
He wasn’t sure if he could take on this new person. He seemed different than Marc. More on edge, if that was possible, but also stronger and trickier in some ways. Steven had been prodding at him since he woke up. With Marc, he could easily feel the emotional bleed over. The sadness, the anger, the guilt and self hate. With this person, he could only feel what the body felt when his heart beat too fast. 
He had been upset at first, but the panic in the soup aisle had made him view this stranger in a different light. He sat back and mulled it all over, watching as the car pulled out onto the main street. 
“Can I ask you some questions?” Layla looked over at him, taking in his side profile. 
Jake shrugged. “You can ask.” 
She smiled at that. He was guarded and far more closed off than Marc was. “How about we start with your name. What should I call you?” 
“Jake.” He tapped a finger on the steering wheel. “Jake Lockley.” 
“I don’t want to bring up Cairo. It’s still a sensitive subject for many of the parties involved.” Layla had tried talking to Marc about it on a few occasions and he always went tight lipped. Even Steven struggled to talk about the Duaat. “Were you there?” 
Jake nodded. 
“Was that you when I was trapped?” She tried to tread lightly. She had already seen him melt down once tonight, and that had just been over seeing her. 
He nodded again. His lips pulling thin and tight as he gripped the steering wheel harder. 
She nodded and looked forward. “We don’t have to talk about it.” 
“Thank you.” He glanced internally and felt Steven get a little antsy. He was sure Steven was brimming with questions. Questions he did not want to answer. Especially about the Duaat. 
“You’re a protector.” Layla reasoned. 
“Oye! That’s my role!” Steven protested. “Oh!” He slammed on the breaks and was more than thankful that it was late enough for the roads to be empty. “Oh no. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry!” 
He stepped back and sunk down a little, ashamed and embarrassed. 
Jake sat there for a moment, reorienting and fighting off the sudden urge to punch the steering wheel. “Steven.” 
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
Jake tilted his head back for a moment, eyes closed. 
“Are you okay?” Layla again. Soft and quiet. 
Jake shook his head. 
“Do you want to talk about it?” 
He shook his head again. 
They sat in silence for another minute before he slowly refocused on the road and started to drive again. 
“Steven is the emotional protector.” Layla continued. “You are the physical one. It must be hard to always have to come in when there’s so much danger and chaos. You were saying in the store how you always save them…” 
Jake glanced over at her. “It’s not always danger, though it is a great portion of it considering the nature that is Marc.” 
“Sometimes you buy soup.” Layla offered. 
“Yes.” Jake sighed. “Sometimes I take care of things they don’t think about. Like buying soup.” 
She smiled as he parked the car. “How long have you been taking care of them?” 
Jake nervously felt for Steven and found him still listening intently. He reached out for Marc and found him still missing, hopefully sound asleep. “I don’t know. A long time.” 
“Have you actually ever met me before?” Layla turned to face him. “You do a pretty good Marc impersonation and I’m a little worried about that, to be honest.” 
Jake breathed out heavily and leaned forward, resting his forehead on his hands on the steering wheel for a moment. “Hermosa, I stayed out of your business. You took care of him and he took care of Steven. I only got involved when Khonshu asked too much and Marc decided to test how much the suit could heel. I did not do anything with you. I passed by you now and then and once or twice I had to pretend to be Marc when he thought… Sometimes his thoughts get a little dark.” 
She raised an eyebrow at that. There was a lot to unpack there. She considered trying to unpack it now but felt pushing him too far this early on would not go well. She could already feel his stress radiating off of him. 
Looking out the window, she realized he had taken them back to Steven’s flat. “Do you want me to come inside?” 
Jake looked at her from his hunched over position. “Sometimes I do more than buy soup.” 
“Steven. Take her inside. Put her to bed and make her soup. Tell Marc to take care of her tomorrow. Please put my keys and things somewhere I can find them.” 
With that, Jake stepped back. He thrust Steven to the front almost violently then backed off, forcing the door to close behind him as he retreated away from their questions and away from feeling like someone that didn’t belong. 
Steven sat up quickly and looked at the keys in his hands. He flushed and looked at Layla with a shrug. “I think he’s done for the night.” 
Layla shrugged back at him. “It was a start. Maybe next time I’ll start by trying not to give him a panic attack.” 
“Might help.” Steven agreed. “You look tired.” 
She slumped back in the seat. “I’m honestly on so much cold medicine right now that I’m surprised I made it this far.” 
Steven worried with his hands and gave her a large eyed look. “Can I make you some soup?” 
She relaxed and gave him a big smile. “I’d like that…” 
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the-red-planet-mars · 20 days
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Opinions on dinosaurs?
they were cool- but didn't really appreciate asteroids...
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idc that jack was mean to stede, jack clearly had his reasons for what he was doing, the onus here is on ed 100% for not sticking up for stede. if someone is insulting your friend in front of you, that’s on you for not saying shit about it, especially if the insults are related to body image. if stede had let someone insult ed’s body in front of him you would lose your shit so maybe chill with the double standard
I'm gonna say some things that sound kind of mean, but I want you to either a) read the whole thing; or b) let this be the last anon you send. Don't come at me about the first paragraph in my inbox if you don't read the rest of it. Deal? K good.
I genuinely wouldn't lose my shit because it's not that big of a deal. Ed's a big boy he can stick up for himself. I don't actually take the insulting of body image that seriously because I'm not insecure about how I look. I get that I might feel differently if I was but I'm not so to me body image insults are like any other insults. Of course I back my friends if someone else insults them, but that's not what's going on in Ed's mind. In Ed's mind Jack has a crass sense of humor and uses not-so-gentle ribbing to relate to other people, which is perfectly acceptable for pirates, and that's what he's doing to Stede. He doesn't think that Jack is using fighting words here. Under those circumstances I would pull the friend aside and say "Hey babe his sense of humor is a bit crass he doesn't mean anything by it he's just trying to joke around with you." So basically you're kind of assuming a lot about me, about the situation, and how mad I would be if a similar thing happened to Ed and your assumptions about me have all been wrong so far. I don't have a double standard. You're just assuming that I have the same standards that you do. I don't. I think your standards make you sound like kind of an uptight person actually.
Additionally, Ed literally doesn't know he has body image issues, Stede never opened up about the bullying he experienced, so Ed can't know that it's actually serious for Stede. That being said, I think his response is actually pretty appropriate when correcting for that.
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Pictured here: Ed telling Jack to stop. Ed telling Stede that this is just Jack's humor. Ed reassuring Stede that he disagrees with the insult. These are the captions that HBO max put up, I'm not just making shit up. Ed doesn't want to be a buzz kill but he doesn't want Stede to feel bad and he wants his favorite boys to get along. I think he walks the line rather appropriately given the information that he's working with. If he'd made a big stink about it it would have embarrassed Stede and killed the vibe that he and Jack had going. What you're expecting from him is the exact wrong move IMO.
So you know. He told Jack to stop, what more do you want from him?
Also Stede is 48 fuckin years old. If he's that upset he's grown he can say something. He doesn't because he's Stede, but that means he's made it his own business and nobody else's. Ed's not a fucking mind reader.
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liquidstar · 1 year
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Considering Julius is a history nerd, how do you suppose he would react to Subaru telling him about earth history?
the thing is theyre BOTH history nerds so if they just stopped their weird bickering for 2 seconds they could actually have the most fun and interesting conversation ever. just like loredumping to each other. i genuinely think julius would be so fascinated to learn about entire new countries and cultures and mythologies and everything. hed probably be surprised by just HOW MUCH earth has going on given there are so many more countries, and a much more complex history due to not being in the middle ages lol. like the industrial revolution is going to blow his fucking mind. we've already seen the ppl of legunica struggle somewhat to understand certain things, bc they really DO have a medieval perception of the world. so subaru might have to explain around certain things. like. "you're telling me they put a man on the moon? the fucking moon in the fucking sky?" <lost his knightly composure
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nyabeilles · 8 months
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leafpool at da moon pool, what could happen next!
design inspo from @pigeonleap 's designs on the fire family <3
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rosicheeks · 3 months
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I’m just so tired
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vino---delectable · 28 days
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Oh... life treated You unfairly
What about him?
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alexanderkrizak · 2 months
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Brilliant Diamond may have said Steel loudly, but Pokémon Moon screams Ghost. A starter (Decidueye), one of the first regional variants (Alolan Marowak), a commentary on the series mascot (Mimikyu), the cover legendary (Lunala Nebby), and Palossand. Yep, Palossand.
The team was supposed to include Oricorio, an Alolan Pokémon with a gimmick that can change it to Ghost/Flying... but it turns out you can't get the Purple Nectar to change it to that type until after becoming Champion. So Drifblim, a Pokémon that was originally on my team just as filler, got to stay on for the Elite Four.
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princesandromeda · 2 months
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A new Nagisa (with Iwatobi-kun) for the collection♡. Thanks Moon, I promise to also bring back souvenirs🥹
Also tempted of doing a small photoshoot with all my Nagisa/Free! merch. like ofc a lot of it is through the years but still quite some merch collection considering i only bought what was in the anime store near my house.
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there is nothing i long for more in outer wilds than to be able to take one of the stranger's vision stick things and bring it to solanum so i can tell her what happened to the nomai, so i can tell her that the ash twin project worked, so i can tell her that it wasn't all for nothing, so i can tell her she was right not to be scared of the eye. i wish i could tell her that i also consider her a friend, that i love her, that i love her, that i'm going to fix this
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years
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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 282-320):
I kinda hate how the Power arc is animated
Idk why but kabuto floofy hair makes me so uncomfortable
Naruto is full of kabuto's weird fucking snakes and a tiny child is the only one who can read the bad vibes (bc no one pays attention to my boy 🥺)
Shout out to hashirama's body for being the most troublesome object in all of naruto
M-mini rasengan?!
Gaara's dad is just streight up wearing a normal black track suit lmao
Gaara's dad @ his brother in law: go traumatize gaara, if he doesn't flip the fuck out he can live
Gaara's dad: I'm so sorry gaara, all I ever did as your father was torment u and I didn't even have to do that 😔 (uh yeah man wtf?)
The thing with gaara's sand protection being a spiritual gift from his mother... is sort of weird? Given that he accidentally kills so many people with it?
So much insane bullshit has happen to naruto that he genuinly forgot itachi shoved and entire live crow down his throat
Why r these assholes always telling choji to lose weight when his jutsu consumes fat as an energy reserve? Like do u want him to die in battle?
Naruto: Neji! Did u injure hinata?! Neji: hinata injured herself with her lack of talent
There is a colony of eyeless human being who scurry around like naked demons in a valley near konoha... Good to know....
Naruto creating clones to hype himself up is both cute and extremely sad
Naruto misses sasuke so much he hallucinates seeing him in the bath... Meanwhile sakura is staring at hinata's bare chest...
Shout out to the writers for making a filler episode so annoying that I was begging for someone to murder a child.
Karui abt a group of MIA 13yr olds: those children knew what they were getting into when they went off to war!
There's a giant sexy monk statue in the middle of nowhere. Sure. Okay.
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