Regulus: How much was your spotify listening minutes?
Dorcas: Uh 57,502 minutes
Regulus: Weak
Regulus: *proudly flashes his 300,000+ minutes*
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So I once made a funny shit post about the Young Wizard actually beaming to the Spiral at the tender age of 45 but it got me thinking of the opposite. What if the Wizard was incredibly young
Since in the game it isn't specified at what exact age we arrived in the Spiral I think it's just up to the player to come up with that part. I personally like to think The Wizard was around 7 or 8 when this happened but what if they were actually like four or five years old
Like shieeeet that's young enough where we wouldn't really remember our time on Earth very clearly right? Our family and maybe our friends but unless we had like ungodly memory powers, we wouldn't be able to remember all of the details of our original home. Like isn't it proven that human beings first gain self and special awareness at 3 or 4? Something like that
And this can open up for some sweet scenarios - little kid Wizard running up to Malorn with a scribbled drawing of him with a big smile on his face, or us and Ceren reading picture books together or clinging onto Nolan's robes as we attempt to stand on his feet as he walks like a penguin, but there's also this sad and messed up undertone that in this universe Ambrose took what was essentially a child just out of toddler stage and decided to keep them in the Spiral instead of returning them to their family
And like imagine how that would affect us. We would see it as normal at first because we grew up in the Spiral, we spent more years in the wizard world than in our home on Earth, but what if the Wizard gained awareness later on in life and actually realized what happened. Would they even care at that point because the Spiral was integrated in them at such a young age? Would they feel any yearning towards their original family, would they miss them at all? Would the Wizard be bitter about not getting to know them?
It's different when you're 7 - 10 and onwards because at that stage in your life you've more than gotten used to Earth life. You've gained awareness and it has been emotionally and mentally established that THIS (Earth) is your home. You know your parents and you know your friends and you know your environment. You will miss that when it's gone and feel it's absence because you're old enough to at least notice when you're taken away from it. But when you're still at that impressionable and oblivious stage of like 4 - 6 years old? The Spiral is all you know now. Your parents faces will be blurry, you may not even remember the details of what your home looked like. You may remember certain smells, colors or feelings you experienced when you were on Earth but that may be about it. And the saddest part about that is depending on what Ambrose and the other adults put our Wizard through, we may grow to completely forget even those essential memories. That Earth part of us would TOTALLY be gone and that would include even our parents (or other caretakers). I'm crying actually
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You know, it would be a LOT easier to explain to doctors where my pain is on my body
A: If the pain wasn’t in my BACK and therefore impossible for me to SEE or properly POINT TO with my short fucking arms
B: If every diagram of the human body available to me wasn’t made for TALL PEOPLE and therefore way harder guess where I should be pointing in reference to my own short fucking body
C: If the doctors examining me would just PUSH HARDER ALREADY. I literally have so much radiating pain, your fucking butterfly taps of “does it hurt here?” are NOT HELPING. You need to DIG IN THERE or I can’t TELL YOU WHAT HURTS MOST.
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Is it true that most people can literally just... CHOOSE not to hear sounds???
I literally can't believe that. Genuinely.
If I'm hearing something that bothers me, I have to physically get away from it to not hear it. My whole family thinks I'm choosing to listen to it and just not tuning it out "like everyone else"???????
If I could just choose not to hear every fucking particle of someone's food crunching and squishing through their mouth, I would gladly do that! I literally would give so much to be able to just shut off sounds that bother me!
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You're obsessed with hating that girl because she's an absolute cunt and you can't strike back at her through any other way. If you want to set yourself free, then cut all contact her with her if you can in RL and online. She's just poison. Shes an empath, a girlie girl (I hate women calling themselves girlies or us Tumblr girlies 💀) but let's her sister spend Christmas at a homeless shelter. Maybe fr her sister is just like her (karma) but it looks bad anyways.
no you get it !!!!!! like i’ve known her since jr high and she’s literally never matured or anything 😭 i want to cut her off but i also don’t want to start drama since we have a lot of mutual friends and run in the same circles (and part of me wants to see where this goes next😵💫) her sister is a bit of a wreak but like given the fact that she’s only 20 (was 19 at the time) and grew up in a toxic environment she’s doing the best she can with the cards she’s been given. it’s just insane to think that someone can constantly go on about how important it is to treat people with kindness💀 and then not even look out for their own family or friends. like at that point who are you even being kind to?
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seeing polls on here about sibling ages has revealed to me that some of you who talk about "eldest daughter syndrome" only have one sibling thats less than 5 years younger than you
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You don't even need to be around for long to know Dream will be a bitch to people. Like do they think when he was bitchy on twitter that was a different person? Or does hearing his tone of voice when he actually says the bitchy stuff hit different?
can I say something.
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