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shower-phantom-ideas · 9 months

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You guys just don’t understand

You can’t even begin to grasp the amount of pranks Danny could pull on super heros (is that one words? Superheros?)

Added a read more because I hate long posts

Danny as a ghost is so powerful. Like our boy can walk through walls, disappear, and fly! Do you even grasp how much more unique he is than the others guys??

Jokes aside just imagine if you will. Danny could leave batburger cups next to Batman all the time (he comes back later to toss em out of Big ol B doesn’t)

Like hell we talk about Danny just showing up basically stalking the heros but ok hear me out. He didn’t mean to figure out Batmans identity ok but he was in the right place at the right time and over heard some stuff. Now he follows Bruce Wayne around instead. Always spitting out if a batburger cup. Maybe Bruce makes eye contact with him and one time Danny just leans his drink out to as one does to offer a sip xD the man is horrified.

For the ?Robins? The other bats maybe he leaves gifts of sorts. Stuff they would like made from his ice or something. He can understand becoming a hero young and most (if not all) of them did that. He plays favourites with the younger Heros for sure. But hes still making them have there “God?? Is that you” moments like everyone else.

Hell he could follow Superman around and always make his cape flow against the wind and the Hero wouldn’t know wtf is going on. Maybe Superman hears a very slight snickering maybe but the prank is harmless enough so why worry too much. I mean it’s probably bad someone can do this without getting detected till they give themselves away by laughing but nothing harmful yet. (Yet would emphasise Batman)

I don’t know anything about GreenArrow but I assume he uses a bow and arrow so I could imagine Danny grabbing his arrows and making them fly in crazy wild paths before hitting their mark.

Idk honestly how he would fuck with GreenLatern besides like using his ghost powers to try and one up his ring. Like Lantern makes a shield? Danny makes a better one next to it or in front of it. Tbh it’s actually helping Danny get better at his powers so he does this a lot rip Hal (I did not know he was played by Ryan Reynolds maybe ill watch the newer movie)

He refuses to mess with Wonder Woman because the Phandom has told me she is his fav thus he refuses to prank her. He respects her too much and is a huge enough fan that hes too nervous to even approach. Thus she thinks she is this pranksters least favourite since she is never bothered.

Aqua-man (thx for the correction siri) is pretty fun to prank because Danny can follow the man underwater. Idk anything about science of it but imagine Danny like making a space he can talk in with his ice powers (making a bubble of sorts) to make spooky noises at ?Arthur? (R we seriously going with Arthur in this one?) like I assume without actual fish related powers, or with them I havent seen any thing aquaman, you can’t talk underwater. But also if Danny figures out his real name hes 100% gonna be playing the Hey Arthur theme at this man all the time.

He just lowkey overshadows cyborg. Not in a controlling way but just along for the ride kinda way. He was gonna make remarks about his tech but ended up being stunned by how good it is. “Fam I aint gonna lie. I came here to follow you around and make comments like a streamer but your tech is crazy cool. I mean you could have saved a little room with a more compact cooling unit but I mean this is probably some of the best stuff I have seen outside my family!” Or something idk. Maybe he goes full on antman in coldwar

As for the Flash thats pretty simple. He doesn’t let the Flash run from him. I don’t think Danny could keep up with the Flash at all. Like man cants have everyones powers (can’t he tho) but he just hangs on and pretends to have followed. I mean hes invisible the whole time so not like anyone can see lmao though if (idk who the flash is? So ill use Barry cause thats why google say) if Barry goes too fast he might get Danny to give up the game cause boy is on the side vomiting. Barry is pretty smug about probably being the first to throw the prankster for a loop but Danny is just on the side like “how can you go that fast and not be sick dude”

Like tbh I was gonna just make a list of pranks he pulls on Batman but yall seem to enjoy the Justice League so here go off I guess.

Honestly I had to charge my phone so I forget a lot of the post rip this kne

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #why is this happening you ask?#well Amity Park got destroyed by GIW and Danny can’t go back to the Zone because Vlad destroyed his whole place and moved to avoid the GIW #so Danny is doing anything to keep his mind off it #not the healthiest of mechanisms but hes like 14 or 16 so whats he know #jazz would know but shes dead (I hate killing off jazz tbh)#following around these Heros is all he has to do to keep himself distracted #plus it helps feel his protective obbsession because he can help a little here and there #I know I make the danny follows the heros around posts a lot but theres a reason for it #danny feels like such a failure so he wants to learn from them #he needs to learn from them #he has to do better he has to get better so he wont loose everything again #oop hope yall don’t read my tags it’s a mess in here

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dcmainlybillythoughts · 1 year

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You can give me a name if you would like, I would love to see what you can come up with my friend.

Billy is going to have a hell of a time explaining everything to them, especially the fact that he may or may not technically sort of maybe be just a little homeless? This statement is immediately followed by the tiny feral child pulling a pocket knife when someone mentions that they can find him a nice foster home and he replies, "I am *NOT* going back in the system! *Fuck* the system, you wanna help me? Find an apartment that won't raise an eye brow at me living alone there." Billy gets Very Angry at any mentions of Foster Care and does let slip he has a living relative but "frankly the system is safer than he is."

It takes a lot of debate but Billy ends up agreeing to stay on the watch tower at least part time when he needs somewhere safe to sleep.

Took a while to respond to this one because I was brainstorming names for you. You'd think after so many OCs I'd be better at this. I don't know your pronouns so I searched a bunch of unisex names and settled on Beck, let me know if you like it, it's okay if you don't. Anyway back to the prompt-

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After about a week of recovery for everyone so their wounds could heal and to repair their cities, they held a meeting to get a full explanation out of the Captain. He gives his story, leaving out all the unnecessary details (aka all the things that tell people he's homeless) but then someone asks him why he was even in that alley to begin with.

Billy: Ah- wellll uhhhh

JL: ???

Billy: So as you can tell I may or may not have left some details out of that story that I was not planning to tell you but now I feel like I have to.

Batman: What is it?

Billy gradually getting quieter as a talks: I may or may not be living on the streets...

Then the whole fiasco of that reaction ensues. (Think someone had an aneurysm back there.) Til someone asks why he isn't in the foster system, they would have asked about parents first but in this profession you gotta know better.

Billy scrambling out of his chair, practically bolting away just to those words: You'll never take me back alive! They done fucked me over before, I'm not running away from the twelfth shitty home the system gives me! Or worse, they'll send me back to juvie!

Wonder Woman: Twelfth? Wait how many times have you run away from them?

(Hal) Green Lantern: Wait juvie? Kid what have you done before?

By that point when everyone else is just getting out of their chairs to give chase to the little gremlin he's halfway to the zeta beams. Poor planning though on his part, Flash was also in the meeting.

After they manage to get him to chase Billy and bring him back to the table they get a response. Of course after Billy calms down and they promise to not send him back.

Billy: Okay so the twelve families thing. I've run away and closed off eleven foster homes before. After just a few you're labeled as a troubled kid and put on watch. Eventually they stop being able to find families who want you so you either get sent to juvie or they don't care anymore and you slip through the cracks.

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Idk how to carry a conversation after that info dump. Would Billy actually give that much information in this kind of situation? No, probably not, he has trust issues for a reason. But I wrote it down and I don't wanna erase it now. I know it doesn't go with what you wrote in your end but I thought it was funny, forgive my rambling.

#Anon i thought about naming you Justice but it felt too cliche here #lemme know what you think #also those 11 homes were actually from the movie #ran away 28 times from a total of 11 homes #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #dc #dc captain marvel #justice league #<3 #also he's probably been to juvie for crimes too btw

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resistancepilots · 6 years

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Do you read green lantern comics? Would you recommend any recent ones? Especially any ones with Hal, my forever fav?

omg i feel like i am the WORST person to ask re this, even tho i’ve def read a decent amount of gl, bc 1. i am no comics ho ™ so idk what the Standard Quality Recs are, and 2. my memory for this is shit and everything kind blurs together tbh. honestly you’ve prob read these but!! ive gone through some of my older faves (most are the TPBs bc those are easier to read) recently looking for panels so um in no particular order:

- Green Lantern: Secret Origins — iirc it does a nice arc/intro for him and also has like. two of my absolute favorite panels of him Ever, including one where’s he’s crashed a rigorously tested prototype jet and is walking away from the explosion in his flight suit, helmet in hand, being all Competent and Attractive and whatnot. dshjdsnks SOZ that was just. minor specific detail. anyways u gotta put up w sinestro but still!! it was fun!!

- Green Lantern: Rebirth — it can read as its own thing i think and i remember really liking it!

- Green Lantern: Revenge of the Green Lanterns — this one had a fun team up w ollie, which. it’s always nice to see hal w a bestie y/y? and there was the batman team up which was a fucking delight, if only bc hal lights up gotham w giant green lantern-lights and has to try and squeeze into a robin-sized seat in the batmobile. honestly all the volumes from 2006-2010 r worth at least one read

- current rebirth run isn’t like…bad i guess? its just not v memorable to me idk, plus he’s out in space and even w the corps there he’s kinda not seeing much of his earth/jl buddies, which i don’t like? i think it would’ve been nice to see the new green lanterns train w the corps for a while and parttime w the league, w hal there half the time or smth, but also i havent gotten to reading the jessica and simon run yet so idk deets

- the rest i can think of rn on the spot r just little teamups — he was there towards the end of the green arrow rebirth 1-40/42ish run (which i ADORE), there was a good n52 thing for him in darkseid war, he had a v cute flash annual w barry where they go on a date to fight aliens bc why just have dinner to catch up when u can almost die instead, there’s that cute harley’s black book issue with green lantern, etc etc

- OH THE TIME WHERE HE’S SPECTRE ik hes possessed but uh. anyways

- and okay this isn’t like Proper GL things, but i have a v soft spot for the Star Trek Green Lantern crossover volumes (1 and 2)—they’re just a light and fun read and it’s cute watching him and chris pine’s kirk call each other captain 😏

- he was fun in the n52 jl run too! which um listen ok the art was pretty and also the team ™ was there

- special shoutout to whoever the green lantern in earth 2: society is (not hal) bc that run is generally one of the prettiest things ive seen and also that lantern is hot (and grows to the size of buildings)

i feel like there r def proper rec lists floating around and I DONT FEEL LIKE MUCH OF AN AUTHORITY AT ALL RE RECS and this is not at all comprehensive BUT YES SAME I TOO LOVE MY BOY HAROLD. if someone else can maybe provide Proper Recs PLEASE HELP TY

edit: img most of the trades r not that recent aamsnhd SOZ FOR NOT READING UR ASK PROPERLY. but the single issues and little things are!

#text #asks #re comics

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larryrickard · 4 years

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lets get personal.

i know this is supposed to be an ask meme but i’m fucking bored & no one ever sends me them, so. also i’m kinda pissy rn unfortunately so forgive pls some of my answers lol

01: 6 of the songs you listen to most?: idk. mostly i listen to everything on random anymore, and only in my car. the only song i’ve listened to on repeat recently has been ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga. 02: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: speaking of which, lady gaga. 03: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.: the only book near me would be all the books, as in my bookshelf. unless you count my kindle, in which case there would be no line 17 because of the font size. sorry. 04: What do you think about most?: idk. whatever my current obsession is i guess. 05: What does your latest text message from someone else say?: “And you don't have to cook it”. 06: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?: with. i don’t like being naked and don’t understand those who do. also i get cold. 07: What’s your strangest talent?: i don’t have talents. 08: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence): are soft and beautiful. meh, have to earn my trust. 09: Ever had a poem or song written about you?: a song, yes. 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?: a very long time. it’s not a thing i ever do lol. 11: Do you have any strange phobias?: i don’t think so. my phobias are pretty standard. 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?: when i was a kid, yeah. plenty. once my parents had to hold me down and tweeze a chewed up wad of juicy fruit out of my nose. i fucking love the smell of that gum. three year old me may have been stupid but, hey. i was being economical. also i blame it on my parents for, you know, giving a fucking toddler some gum. 13: What’s your religion?: don’t have one. former christian, which is gross. don’t indoctrinate children, please and thanks. 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?: walking to or from my car. that’s about it. :/ 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: behind. no one deserves to see my face. rip to everyone who sees me in person on a regular basis. 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?: jars of clay, jimmy eat world, the elms. 17: What was the last lie you told?: that i’m not in debt lmao. the only time i’ve lied to my psychiatrist :/ 18: Do you believe in karma?: no but sometimes i wish i did. so many people deserve their comeuppance. 19: What does your URL mean?: doesn’t really mean anything, he’s a character from the flash. 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?: all sorts of things? and idk. 21: Who is your celebrity crush?: lady gaga, angelina jolie, carlos valdes, idk if shane madej is a ‘celebrity’ but him, brie larson, michael sheen... idk, i don’t really have “crushes” but those are the first ppl to come to mind. 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: nope. and no thank you. 23: How do you vent your anger?: lol. 24: Do you have a collection of anything?: funko pops? but not seriously. i mean. i have a lot of them bc i love a lot of characters and there are some pretty fuckin dope funkos. but it’s not my goal in life to have a huge collection or anything. at least i can say i have less than a hundred of them lol. (less than 75.) 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: ew, neither. but if i had to choose, phone. bc, you know. my face. 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?: lmfao no. i mean, i’m better than the person i used to be, that’s for sure. (see: indoctrinated as a child, including your typical conservative bullshit like racism for starters.) 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?: so many. i have misophonia. and people chewing + mouth sounds is definitely a big one. love? idk??? music? rain? my cat’s cute lil meow? 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?: what if my thyroid issues were discovered earlier on instead of a year or more after they started. my childhood doctor was Not Great. it took her two weeks to figure out i had a sinus infection. i was in the fourth grade. still bitter about both of those. 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: no, ghosts aren’t real. aliens yes. not the stereotypical ones, but in a “given the size of the universe it’s literally impossible that we’re the only life out there” way. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.: right, the cat. left, air. 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?: nothing? it’s my house/room, so to me it smells like nothing. 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?: uh... i’ve no idea? 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?: west, obviously. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?: no such thing as ‘opposite’ gender. of a different gender, though? lady gaga. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?: who the fucking fuck knows. literally know one knows, though tbh. they just think they do. 36: Define Art.: lmfao how would i know. i don’t have a creative bone in my body so i should be the last person to comment on the subject. 37: Do you believe in luck?: nope. i hope it’s obvious by now that i don’t believe in fictional things. 38: What’s the weather like right now?: cool. cloudy. typical oregon winter weather. i want rain tho :( 39: What time is it?: 3:04am. 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?: yes. and yes, several times. three. two totaled cars. the last one is the only one that was actually my fault, though. driving too close after it rained. don’t do it, folks. 41: What was the last book you read?: the diviners by libba bray. currently reading a short history of nuclear folly by rudolph herzog. fascinating, but kind of depressing af. 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?: no. 43: Do you have any nicknames?: hal (to a very select few bc 99% of the time i hate it, so fuck you if you call me this without permission), hals, hallie bird, hallie strawberry. 44: What was the last film you saw?: i honestly don’t know. haven’t done a whole lot of movie watching lately. maybe the fall (2006). (please watch this movie, it’s so gorgeous and lovely.) 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: i’ve never had a serious injury. well. i take that back, i guess. in my first car accident i was stopped and rear-ended at like, 40mph. so i’ve had back issues since i was 18. usually it’s fine but sometimes it’s bad and sometimes i can set it off really easily. idk if that counts as “serious”, though. lots of people have back problems. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?: i don’t think so? 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?: i guess buzzfeed unsolved and watcher. and ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga lol. good omens, as usual. 48: What’s your sexual orientation?: asexual. 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?: yes. thankfully only a few (that i know of, anyway). 50: Do you believe in magic?: no. 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?: yuuup. they deserve it. 52: What is your astrological sign?: taurus. 53: Do you save money or spend it?: spend it :|| every paycheck i tell myself i’ll be better at saving it, but............ 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?: preordered chromatica by lady gaga. 55: Love or lust?: if i had to choose, love. lust and all that stuff is gross. 56: In a relationship?: nope. shocker, i know. (this is sarcasm. it is no shocker to anyone as to why i’m single.) 57: How many relationships have you had?: just the one. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: nope. 59: Where were you yesterday?: work on my day off for a staff meeting, and then my psychiatrists’ office. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?: a few things, yes. 61: Are you wearing socks right now?: yes. almost always. 62: What’s your favourite animal?: cats, then birds. mice are p adorable, too. i miss having them. i haven’t had mice since middle school or early high school i think :( i’d love more but my current cat would definitely try to eat them... same with a bird. i’ll probably never have a bird :( 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?: be sarcastic and love stupid puns and bad jokes? 64: Where is your best friend?: one is in ohio and the other is in massachusetts. 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.: no idea lol. i haven’t been on here much recently, and i’m never caught up anyway. and i don’t usually pay attention to who is posting/reblogging. 66: What is your heritage?: mostly german. the rest is other typical white stuff that i can’t remember. some irish? either way idc. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?: uh, rewatching some buzzfeed unsolved for the 100th time? and playing with my tamagotchi? 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?: he doesn’t exist so idc. 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?: nope. also, Nice™. 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?: incredibly doubtful. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?: go to work. i love my job way too much. i’d probably try to get someone’s attention if there was anyone around, and/or call animal services. (there are no canals around here anyway and i don’t walk to work and ain’t gonna.) 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?: who tf knows, i hate this shit. i’d really rather not think about it bc it stresses me out. i probably wouldn’t tell very many people tho. try to find someone to take my cat :( i sure as shit wouldn’t leave her to my parents :( and i wouldn’t want to leave her in a shelter. she’s already done that once and it makes me too sad. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.: trust. you can’t have love without trust, though... 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?: ‘sweetness’ by jimmy eat world, ‘fade to grey’ by jars of clay, ‘thunderhead’ by the elms, ‘bad romance’ and ‘g*psy’ by lady gaga (latter is... i hate the name but the song is so fucking catchy, ugh), ‘torn’ by natalie imbruglia, ‘bring it all back’ by s club 7, ‘... baby one more time’ by britney spears, ‘where’s the love’ by hanson, ‘who do you think you are’ by the spice girls, ‘as long as you love me’ and ‘everybody (backstreet’s back)’ by the backstreet boys, ‘black balloon’ by goo goo dolls, ‘spark’ by tori amos, ‘last beautiful girl’ by matchbox twenty, ‘push it’ by garbage, ‘i want you’ by savage garden, ‘minority’ and ‘she’ and ‘basket case’ and ‘macy’s day parade’ by green day... how’s that lol. 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?: not giving out that kind of personal information lmao. 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?: i wouldn’t know. 77: How can I win your heart?: you probably can’t. idk anyway. 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?: sure, but lack of insanity is a better way to go. don’t perpetuate the bullshit notion that you need to be suffering to create Great Art™. 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?: idk. i haven’t made very many. 80: What size shoes do you wear?: 10 in women’s. 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?: i’m going to be cremated and you probably should be, too. just don’t get embalmed, k? 82: What is your favourite word?: fuck. 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.: ‘alone’ by heart. 84: What is a saying you say a lot?: idk. someone who spends time around me irl would have to tell me. 85: What’s the last song you listened to?: ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga on repeat. 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?: blue. then green, and in no particular order, black, grey, purple. 87: What is your current desktop picture?: it’s boring, just the default mac catalina background lol. i was having issues choosing a background and was getting way too fucking picky, so i just said ‘fuck it’ and have been using this one for months. 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?: donald trump. 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: idk? how much in debt i am? lmao. 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?: assume i’m having a night terror or am hallucinating. and be scared. 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?: hopefully teleportation. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?: maybe when i met carlos valdes & got a picture with him. he’s super sweet, is living sunshine, and gives amazing hugs. 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?: so many :/ idek where to start tbh. 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?: i’m sex-repulsed so no thank you. also, gross question. get a life. 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?: new zealand. 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?: yes, my cousin bc he murdered my dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?: no. 98: Ever been on a plane?: many times. 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?: indigenous people aren’t history, they still exist. shut the fuck up and listen to them. build a time machine to go back in time and prevent colonisers. just straight-up kill them, we deserve it.

#me

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thugnan · 5 years

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Secrets Can Kill (PC 1998)

Remember opinions are subjective :)

Story: 5/10

Characters: 4/10

Puzzles: 4/10

Chores: 4/10

Final Rating: 4/10

This game plays more like a flash escape game, and I don’t mind that, it's just not your typical ND game. Less puzzle driven and more looking at books driven. Some of the hidden word play seem like red herrings instead of anything useful, if you don’t let that distract you you can get through the game pretty quickly. This is a lot darker than the rest of the games, I mean most of them have murder obviously, but Nancy almost kills a bitch with A GUN son. Nancy a THUG. Some of the stuff isn’t as straightforward. If Ned hadn’t told me to use the box cutter on the window I would have never gotten into the teacher’s lounge.

Plot (spoilers obviously):

First of all, I gotta say COLLEGE IS A SCAM. These teens are getting involved in sketchy af shit in order to go to college. I’m just saying bro, selling drugs is gonna make u more money than an actual degree. You already took the risk of stealing the shit once, might as well keep going 8D (joking mostly)

The story starts with a kid named Jake. Jake is a kid at El Paso High School who straight up got yeeted down a flight of stairs. I’m going to tell you now that I was all up in this school’s business and I did not see a flight of stairs that was tall enough to kill anyone but okay sure.

Naturally when a death murder occurs at a school, the first thing you think about is transferring your niece to said school and to ask her to shove her nose in everyone’s personal life. This is where homie girl Thug Nan comes in.

When you get to El Paso, you meet 3 of the loveliest people (seriously why are they so agro?). They go from “Hi you’re new, let me show you around.” to “LEAVE ME ALONE.” in less than 3 pieces of dialogue.

Connie: This Judo gal who be crushing on Daryl is sketchy from the first conversation. But at least she doesn’t pretend to like me, and I can respect that.

Hal: Your stereotypical asian foreign exchange student with zero personality. He gotta study or his ass gonna be deported. Doesn’t have time for friendships.

Hank: Hal and Hank were confusing for me to keep track of. This guy was your stereotypical jock football player dood. Roid rage.

“Allegedly” none of these people know Jake, but quickly enough we learn that everyone in this school is a friggin liar. But first we gotta go to Maxine’s Diner to meet our 4th suspect.

Daryl: This perfect class president, son of a politician, hometown boy, ruse does not fool me. This boy is my no. 1 suspect, he’s very eager to help, and honestly his smile just creeps me out.

After getting the tea from everyone and breaking into Jake’s locker (I wouldn’t have figured that out without Ned ngl) you discover:

Connie was apparently being hustled by Jake because home girl went all Mulan in a Judo competition to get money for college (okay i can’t hate that). EXCEPT you also learn that Connie was also dating Jake (b i t c h i don’t know him my ass).

Hal copied a book word for word instead of writing an essay himself. Jake discovered this and was blackmailing this boy too. Smh Hal, you coulda at least changed some of the words.

Compared to the other two, Hank is hardcore, he straight up stole steroids from a pharmaceutical lab. His reason for this is that he needed to play good for scouts, something something about college. Jake be hustlin him too, but tbh Hank u had it coming.

Daryl’s fam is basically in financial ruin, he be running mysterious “packages” to shady af people for money. Oh I guess his fam owns the pharmaceutical lab Hank stole from or something. It’s not entirely made clear but that’s the impression I got.

Anyway, Jake was blackmailing Daryl, and when he wasn’t paying up, he moved on to the dude Daryl was delivering packages for, who straight up MURDERED him. Idk why Daryl didn’t go to the police, but maybe he was scared of being yeeted down a flight of stairs too.

OH! And then I think this same guy happens to be the school janitor? Which makes sense because why else would a fully grown adult male be able to lurk around a school without drawing suspicion. That, and someone traps Nancy in the boiler room in an attempt to BLOW HER UP, I can only assume that it was someone with access to the room.

Daryl tho, mans the faq up, and is like “instead of going to the police with this info, lets go ask the janitor politely if/why he killed Jake?” I didn’t understand his logic, but I sure thought it was cute that he left a note on the diner that said ‘BRB GONNA GO CONFRONT A MURDER WILL BE BACK IN 10 MIN IF I DON’T DIE’.

Instead of you know, calling the police, Nancy decides to endanger the life of others by trying to get the other high schoolers to team up and confront Jake’s killer. At this point, Hal and Hank are both dead to me, because only Connie shows up and kicks all kinds of ass. Hal I hope you fail out of Medical school, and Hank I hope u peak in high school, sincerely, me. Nancy ends up with the janitor’s gun (he has a name but idc enough to remember), but is too much of a wuss to use it. Way to let everyone down Thug Nan.

I guess Daryl and Connie bonded over being extorted cause they get into a car and drive off into the sunset, THE END.

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definitely love your cw wanks! they are full of shit. "there's no flash without iris west" thing is pissing me off because they always try to make the flash all about someone else. first it was the tragedy of his life aka his mother, now it's iris. because they want to make this cringe-worthy relationship between iris and barry (thanks for ruining my favorite straight couple, cw) but it doesn't work. 1/4

Everything is about someone else. The suit, every device used to catch metas, now flash itself. wtf. this barry is just a guy who takes all the credit for others' work, a selfish self righteous asshole who doesn't know how to do anything. how can they disrespect my son like this?! the flash was used to be a guy who can run really fast, he wasn't always stronger than his opponents but he took them down with his wit and by oversmarting them. 2/4

he was a humble, dedicated, simple guy who sees himself no different than any citizen. and then there's wally, my favorite speedster gets ruined in everything lately. his actor looks older than grant lmao and hes so annoying, where's my sweet, funny, a lil bit of an asshole sometimes but cute wally?! grant's barry can't be a mentor to him since he himself knows nothing about speed force still needs all those people to tell him what to do which means this beautiful relationship is also ruined 3/4

and I have seen no development how does he still live? even at the beginning his superhero days, barry has never been a loser like him smh and he definitely didn't need anyone to create him smh don't let them anywhere near hal jordan pls.. i am so pissed u can tell lol 4/4

yeah well it’s kind of the problem with any network show (aka shows whose plots are dictated by ratings and ad revenue) is that they basically just take the show in whatever direction will get them renewed for next season and get them $$ in their wallets.

what they did to barry and iris’s relationship was so awful tbh.. they ruined their relationship from the start with the whole incest vibe and destiny bs. it’s really annoying too cause candice is the only one who can act on that show besides maybe joe & wells and they sidelined her for season 1 and did the whole friendzone trope that really made me just not want her and barry to get together at all.. like her and eddie were even ok.. i didn’t really think they had any chemistry but their relationship seemed way less cringey than her and barry lol idk why cw decided to do the things that they did.. such poor choices!! who let that pilot thru with her and him basically being brother/sister?? wtf!!!!! enough!!

it does really annoy me that they also made barry so dependent on everyone else (especially when his team is like 80 ppl big and every time one person fucks off they replace them with two more) when he’s supposed to be a smart gentle boy who can outthink & outrun any opponent. they also spent like an entire season getting barry to mach 3 which would have been ok but then they brought in jesse & wally and they were like.. instantly that fast.. even faster.. lol ok

i wish they would have made wally a small yeah B( like the whole ‘kid flash’ thing is so dumb because wally looks way older than baby-faced grant lol. i like wally’s actor tho he has a vry cute smile & cute ears.. but his suit looks really bad and they also just did his plot very poorly tbh........ like with the rest of the cw plots... absolutely terrible

yeah i agree i don’t want them to bring hal onto the show at this point.. just keep him away from that steaming shitpile of a show they would just butcher his character to the point where he’s unrecognizable

#CW WANK #i hate the cw... i don't understand any of the choices they made tbh..#Anonymous

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