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#Martin Fourcade
repoart · 4 months
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baguette-jpg · 2 months
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How I see my ships part1 with seven of them … the seven that will work in one of my fic ideas 😂
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game-set-canet · 5 months
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...i miss Martin Fourcade
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mostlysh1tposting · 1 year
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martin fourcade just appeared on the screen a i almost died
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quentinfiletmignon · 1 year
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Good company. Fourcade, Fillon Maillet, Poirée.
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pain-to-my-auchocolat · 11 months
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german eurosport commentators didn‘t recognise martin fourcade at carlitos tsitsipas match 💀
they were like ‘that was some kind of footballer i guess’ and my wintersports heart just died like c’mon that man is like one of the most successful EVER in his sport…
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sportsallover · 1 year
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Wait, was Martin not liked? I’m new here, I never saw him race. I assumed he was like all the other biathletes. What did he do?
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kuumaasikas · 2 years
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Idk what's going on here but i love these guys😂
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Je pense encore à Martin Fourcade qui récite mot pour mot le dialogue d’astérix mission cléopatre lors d’une interview, ce gars est le mec le plus drôle de France
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martin is there too!!
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merlesrandomstuff · 3 months
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I rarely watch biathlon, but I support France and sometimes I don't know why 😂
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carussell · 2 months
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i miss martin fourcade, nobody does the silly litte holmenkollen jumps like him </3
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baguette-jpg · 1 year
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Some cd/album covers I did for some ships!!
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Piarles + Christmas jumpers + Live TV
A holidays headcanon for the lovely @thepavementsings ❤ I hope it puts a smile on your face 😘
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Canal+ has invited a dozen of French speaking athletes for an end-of-year prime time show during which they’ll discuss the best sports moments of the year, talk about Christmas traditions and play silly games to entertain the live audience and people watching on TV from home.
Upon arrival at the studios, each guest is given a tacky Christmas turtleneck jumper to wear during the show.
Pierre arrives quite early because Canal+ wants him to record a couple of Alpine related segments. Once he’s done with that, he slips on the red jumper that he’s been handed and keeps busy by chatting with – and charming – every single employee in the building.
When Charles arrives, he beams at Pierre from afar – they haven’t seen each other in two weeks – but he’s quickly ushered to a dressing room in order to put his stuff away and get ready.
Except Pierre won’t have it. Those two weeks have felt like forever, they won’t be alone for another four hours, and Charles looks like a full Christmas feast that Pierre is suddenly craving like he’s never craved anything before. So at the first opportunity, he sneaks into Charles’ dressing room.
Charles doesn’t have time to acknowledge his presence out loud, Pierre is already kissing him senseless, avid and rough. 
Five minutes later, they’re sweating and groaning, bare-chested and their pants down. Pierre is pinning Charles against the wall, sucking and biting his neck, scarring his hips with his nails, and fucking him like there’s no tomorrow. 
Once they’ve caught their breaths, they collect their clothes from the floor and Charles nuzzles his face into Pierre’s red jumper. He inhales deeply and says, “Let’s swap, I want to smell like you tonight.” Pierre has no objection to that, so he puts on the green jumper that Charles has been given. 
They quickly fix their looks – so as to not give their relationship away to the world on live TV – and hurry to go to the room where they’ll be equipped with microphones.
During the show, they’re perched on stools next to each other behind one of the desks. They keep their thighs pressed together and from time to time – when the focus and cameras aren’t on them – they twine their fingers under the table. 
They play the “best friends” part, the one they’ve rehearsed so often it’s now a well-oiled machine. Their families were always super close, they’ve been on holidays together, they’re each other’s favourite person on the paddock, and so on... 
When asked if they have a shared Christmas anecdote, they explain how they once challenged Arthur to climb onto the roof and sneak back into the Leclerc house through the chimney. Their mums stopped Arthur halfway up the ladder and gave them an ear bashing. 
But the memory Charles and Pierre are both recollecting vividly is their private Christmas Eve last year. They had steamy sex under the tree and then spent twenty minutes unsticking ribbons, bits of wrapping paper and pine needles off each other’s clammy backs.
Halfway through the show, the host asks the guests to team up with their “jumper twin” for a pair contest. Charles joins Caroline Garcia who’s wearing red and Pierre joins Martin Fourcade who’s wearing green. 
But when the host displays the pre-made scoreboard on the screens, he realises that something doesn’t add up. “Looks like there’s been a mix-up earlier. Sorry Charles and Pierre, I need you to swap jumpers!”
Pierre doesn’t mind and makes a joke about being forced to wear Ferrari’s colour, but Charles starts squirming and hyperventilating.
Pierre seems to have forgotten about the mess of hickeys he left on Charles’ neck in the dressing room, but they’ve been burning Charles’ skin like ember marks underneath the turtleneck for the past hour. He was relishing the feeling, but now cold sweat is running down his spine. Especially because the host has already hyped up the upcoming change of clothes between the two drivers, the audience is whooping, “You can leave your hat on” is playing, they have to stay on set. 
The carnal way Pierre loved Charles earlier will be exposed on live TV, and probably screenshot, zoomed in and posted all over social media before the game even starts.
Court-circuiting, Charles desperately tries to catch Pierre’s attention in the hope that he’ll come up with a way out of this, but Pierre is too busy rolling his hips and teasing a strip-tease to notice his boyfriend’s distress.
Fortunately, as Pierre pulls up his jumper slowly, he gets stuck and untangled in the wire of his microphone.
A technician signals to the host that they don’t have time for that, so the host tells them to keep their current jumpers – and highly disappoints the audience in the process. “For ten minutes, Charles you’ll be Pierre, and Pierre you’ll be Charles then. You’ve shared everything apparently, I don’t think you’ll have an issue sharing identities!”
The game starts, but Charles remains edgy, struggling to recover from the acute panic he experienced. 
Which results in him dissolving into hysterics in the middle of a challenge. And he can’t stop. Every time he believes he’s managed to calm down, he bursts out laughing again and becomes the most useless teammate for Caroline. But it makes for an even funnier sequence than the host and audience ever expected, so no one minds.
Pierre observes the scene – utterly confused but amused – and tries to tone down the adoration in his gaze as he understands for the umpteenth time that he’s irremediably in love with Charles Leclerc.
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more-or-lesser · 1 year
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Martin Fourcade would have been slaughtered if he did that but you go Johannes, we love it
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alittlefrenchtree · 1 year
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ALFT Cultural Rewind 2022
For the first time this year, I tried to write down everything I've consumed in terms of movies, books and TV Shows during 2022. I live having these lists and I've decided to share in case you're looking for some random recommendations. Feel free to ask for more opinions, thoughts on anything if you want 😊
purple is for things I liked 💜
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Movies I’ve watched in 2022
1) The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - David Fincher
2) Flickan som lekte med elden — Daniel Alfredson
3) Amadeus - Milos Forman
4) En attendant Bojangles — Régis Roinsard
5) Licorice Pizza — Paul Thomas Anderson
6) Lynx — Laurent Geslin, Laurence Buchman
7) The Chef (Boiling Point) — Philip Baranti ; James Cummings
8) Her — Spike Jonze (Rewatch, one of my favorite movie ever)
9) Arthur Rambo — Laurent Cantet
10) White Snake — Amp Wong : Zhao Ji
11) Death on the Nile — Kenneth Branagh
12) Enquête sur un Scandale d’État - Thierry de Peretti
13) Goliath — Frederic Tellier
14) The Batman — Matt Reeves
15) Notre Dame Brûle — Jean-Jaques Annaud
16) En Corps — Cédric Klapish
17) Les Bad Guys — Pierre Peril
18) À la folie — Audrey Estrougo
19) Fantastic Beasts : The Secrets of Dumbledore — David Yates
20) Downton Abbey : A new era — Simon Curtis
21) Sentinelle Sud — Mathieu Gerault
22) Elvis — Baz Luhrmann
23) Tenor — Claude Zidi Jr.
24) Tron — Steven Lisberg
25) La nuit du 12 — Dominik Moll
26) Sundown— Michel Franco
27) Nope — Jordan Peele
28) Three Thousand Years of Longing — George Miller (my favorite movie of the year)
29) Tout le monde aime Jeanne - Céline Devaux
30) La page blanche — Murielle Magellan
31) Everything, everywhere, all at once — Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
32) Lord of the ring 1 — Peter Jackson (rewatch)
33) Lord of the ring 2 — Peter Jackson (Rewatch, even if I had forgotten all about it)
34) Lord of the ring 3 — Peter Jackson (Rewatch, even if I had forgotten all about it)
35) Don’t Worry Darling — Olivia Wilde
36) Le visiteur du futur — François Descraques
37) Les secrets de mon père — Véra Belmont
38) Entergalactic — Fletcher Moules
39) Dragon Ball Super — Tetsurô Kodama
40) Maria Rêve — Lauriane Escaffre, Yvonnick Muller
41) Simone : Le Voyage du siècle — Olivier Dahan
42) My Policeman — Michael Grandage
43) Mascarade — Nicolas Bedos
44) Armageddon Time — James Gray
45) Bones and All — Luca Guadagnino
46) Close — Lukas Dhont
47) Les Bonnes Étoiles --(브로커 - Beurokeo) — Hirokazu Kore-Eda
Books I’ve read In 2022
1) The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest — Stieg Larsson (the rec is for the whole trilogy)
2) The art and soul of Dune — Tanya Lapointe
3) Un dernier tour de piste — Martin Fourcade
4) The Dark Half — Stephen King
5) Death note — Tsugumi Ōba & Takeshi Obata (Let’s pretend I’ve read all of them and not stop reading before reaching the end for an unknown reason)
6) Le Match de ma vie — Nicolas Mahut
7) Les liaisons dangereuses — Choderlos de Laclos (First re-read since high school. It’s a good things I don’t remember what my literature class sounded like because I think all the toxic/criminal behavior in this book were not called out enough by my teacher.)
8) Midnight Sun — Stephanie Meyer
9) Children of Dune — Frank Herbert
10) Blackwater : The Flood — Michael Mcdowell
11) Les Ravissantes — Romain Puertolas
12) The Royal Game — Stephan Zweig (Re-read, I love this short novel so much)
13) Le plongeur 
14) Le Diner de Babette 
— Karen Blixen
15) Onze Minutes — Paulo Coelho (Re-read, still interesting)
16) Desolation Road — Jerome Noires (Re-read as well, not sure why I felt the need to pick it again but ok book)
17) Double Fault — Lionel Shriver (Re-read as well, didn’t really like it the first time but it’s definitely more interesting/relevant to read when you care about tennis)
TV Shows I’ve (tried to) watch(ed) in 2022
-Mr Robot Season 1 ; Episode 1 to… 4 I think?
-Grey’s Anatomy ; Seasons 1 to 6 (Regular rewatch that stopped by itself at some point)
-Designated Survivor ; Season 1
-House MD ; Season 1, a few episodes (Failed my rewatch, will try again in 2023)
-The Undoing 1 season (✅ completed)
-Severance ; a few episodes ?
-Balthazar ; Season 4 (Only here for Tomer Sisley)
-Veronica Mars ; 4 seasons (✅ completed) (Rewatch except for the last season)
-Outlander ; Season 6
-Heartstopper ; Season 1
-Timeless ; 2 Seasons (✅ completed)
-Moon Night ; 1 Season (✅ completed)
-Quantico ; 1 Season
-Obi-Wan Kenobi ; 1 Season (✅ completed)
-Lost ; Season 1 and 2
-Mind Hunter ; Season 1 and 6 episodes of Season 2
-Shokugeki No Soma ; All 5 seasons (✅ completed) (4 AMAZING seasons. Last one should be forgotten)
-The Walking Dead ; 6 seasons (Rewatch of the first season to try to finish it soon. First time I had stopped around season 8 or 9 I think ?)
-Emily in Paris ; Season 3 (The last source of joy left in the world)
-10 pour 100 (Call my agent) ; 2 seasons and 5 episodes of season 3 (Current watch, very easy to binge watch)
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