#Married to Kuroo

[yugiohz]

hanamaki's easily in my hq top 5 characters solely because in a post-timeskip world where everyone seems to have figured out their life at the ripe age of 24, hanamaki is brave enough to be UNEMPLOYED

#legendddddddddd #i love hq i love the timeskip but WHY does everyone have a degree and a JOB and they LOVE their job hhelloooooooooooo #with people like kuroo it was a given but why the hell is tanaka married and has his own store... he is 23.... he should be at the club

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo

[owlyflufff]

There is something horrendously funny about the way hair down Bokuto was just revealed

Would it be in the anime? No!

The manga? Nope!

A special/bonus illustration from Furudate-sensei themselves? Not that as well!

ONSEN COLLABORATION

#Furudate-sensei really just let hair down Bokuto and Kuroo be revealed in an onsen collab then dipped #as if the entire fandom wouldn't lose their actual minds #Furudate-sensei is just so??? #an icon for real #like they gave the fandom everything they could ever want #now we just need bokuaka married official art #(delusional) #Eli rambles #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu!! #haikyu!! #hq

[lesbianasfuckwomen]

HELP 😭

NOT KENMA BEING MISTAKEN AS A CHILD BUT ALSO AS AONE'S SON!? 💀

SOMEBODY SAVE POOR KENMA

#haikyuu #aone takanobu #kozume kenma #haikyuu bonus story #poor guy #somebody save him #he needs help #poor kenma #Aone as a father canon? #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto koutarou #nishinoya yuu #tanaka ryuunosuke #hinata shouyou #kiyoko shimizu #marry me #please #i have money

[frobby]

Bokuto: me and akaashi are getting married, so I wanted to ask you something

Kuroo, thinking he's gonna ask him to be best man: yeah?

Bokuto: will you *gets down on one knee* be our husband?

Kuroo: 😯 YES!

#For my grammar friends I'm aware it should be 'akaashi and I' I just thought bokuto would say it like that #Also the framing of this implies that bokuto kuroo and akaashi weren't dating before hand and bokuto jumped straight to marriage #Which is funny #I thought of this cuz last night I was telling my friend about how I don't really ship kuroo with anyone except bokuakakuroo #But it isn't my main ship cuz u know bokuto and akaashi are literally married af #Bokuakakuroo #Bokuaka #bokuroo #haikyuu

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Kuroo: *shoves a coke to bokuto* drink it Bo. Drink it.

Bokuto: what's up bro? *sips*

Bokuto: what the-

Bokuto: why is there a bow tie in here? WAIT A MINUTE-

Kuroo, gets on one knee: Bokuto Koutaro, will you be my best man?

Bokuto: Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

#kenma to akaashi: i swear they're the ones getting married #congratulations you two #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #bokuto koutaro #kuroo tetsuro

[dotcien]

I want to know other's opinions on this ajshsksjs

Personally I wouldn't call this man a green flag (for reasons... 🚶🏻‍♀️) but I wouldn't say he's a red flag either, sooo

Is there such a thing as a yellow flag? LMAO

Does that even make sense

#it's sad that he sees himself as someone who shouldn't be loved #but at the same time #it's actually hard to imagine him in a relationship #idk how to explain it #but yeah #it's the vibes #😭 #kuroo hazama #black jack #dr black jack #black jack anime #hazama kuroo #bro married his profession

[kaedescara]

fuck, marry, fist fight [ur blorbos edition]

#fuck denki #marry heizou #fist fight kuroo #thank u and goodnight #nyx speaks

[pluviophile-imagines]

Kuroo does this

#pattering on the roof #char.🌧 kuroo #and I would marry him in an instant if he did #i don’t even dislike bugs

[tetsunormous]

I cant believe kuroo is 29

#happy birthday kuroo #you’ll forever be my favourite #lemme be your wife #please #please marry me #I love him sm #GOD #j thinks thoughts

[verxsyon]

college au hq. inspired by that one kpop fic. gn!reader.

alright, so i was supposed to write a timestamp drabble for an hq collab which i believe is pretty popular in the fandom iirc? i was gonna write college bf iwa but i thought ay what if i write a collection about college campus couples? i even made a graphic too so i can rb this post with it later hehe.

when i used to be part of the kpop fandom someone wrote a quarantine collection and it was iconic. remembered the author and the exact title too lmaooo. the ideas i gathered from moots and servermates (tysm favlib and teahouse) are a LOT plus from my own college experiences so here’s the list:

#✦ .concepts #:･ﾟ.haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #my excuse part 2 to write iwa #still yet to assign to prompts #kuroo tho def research partners #damn why did i delete all my hq fics #married life with suga dammit #ykw #i’ll write a prequel leading up to an engagement #how about that #the graphic’s really cute #i hope yall like it #revisiting my cringe college life thru this #except no s/o oof

[sweetartagiia]

sooo many bridal showers and lovely weddings seen today when i went back to visit my college town, and my yearning only grows

#this woman had such a pretty white wedding dress with little embroidered flowers #and there were so many bridal showers today #ALSO my friends brother is getting married to his high school sweetheart #which is so cute #the other day she was reading next to him while he was napping #he had the whole dad pose (open mouth and all) #anyways that reminds me of me and kuroo tbh

[garoujo]

I GOT ONE OF THOSE LIL HQ MYSTERY KEYCHAINS + LOOK WHO I GOT … they’re so cute snifle <333

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #yk i used 2 be a die hard kuroo girlie #him + bokuto are the reason i got in2 fanfic like it changed my life #but then ppl were saying he got married in the timeskip like b4 it was confirmed / we seen him #AND I GOT SO JEALOUS I STOPPED CRUSHING ON HIM LMAOJAJAHAJ #dumb fictional dork i h8 him [lies we wud still look good 2getber] tsumu owns my heart tho <333

[kuroowo]

There was a point where I was obsessed with isekai manhwas and the way I went into it with Osamu as the ML omfg

I had this idea where it’s the typical ‘reincarnation’ where you get ‘transported’ into your favourite otome game. 4 handsome guys, 4 different tropes, reverse/harem, all fighting for your hand.

Mysterious, brooding, beauty - Sakusa Kiyoomi

Cocksure, handsome, ambitious - Oikawa Tooru

Laid-back, scheming, genuine - Kuroo Tetsurō

Blunt, self-assured, sweet - Kita Shinsuke

All vying for your attention, your affection, your everything - but you can’t even bring yourself to look their way for too long. Not when the very character you stuck throughout every game play and every secret ending for is right within your reach. If you could just find-

Miya Osamu. Restaurant owner. Hearty food, heartier smile.

An NPC-

“Are you Miya Osamu?”

“Yeah, I am. How can I help ya?”

“Will you marry me?”

“...Huh?”

Or not anymore, so it seems.

#I have a few routes & ideas #hq #hq.stuff #miya osamu #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #haikyuu #isekai au #sakusa kiyoomi #oikawa tooru #kita shinsuke #kuroo testuro #miya osamu x reader #osamu x you #osamu x reader #I was heavy into otome isekai manhwas when I brained this LOL #like look I’m not into marriage but if it means marrying miya osamu you bet I’ll propose to him on the SPOT #DECLARATION OF LOVE EVERYDAY #MIYA OSAMU NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART KINDA SH1T LOL

[milkydough]

They're married, Your honor!

#haikyuu #haikyu #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #bokuroo #bokuro #bokuto koutarou x kuroo tetsurou #they're married #transmasc bokuto

[osamusbigtits]

kuroo thinks he's so smart and so intelligent but it takes him 3 years to realize he has a massive crush on his best friend even though everyone tells him he has a massive crush on his best friend.

#'thats just how we are' 'THATS LITERALLY HOW MARRIED COUPLES ARE' 'kenma and i are built different' #hes dumb 😔 book smarts only 😔 #and hes got some wit i guess #hq #kuroo tetsurou #kuroken #bex thoughts