#Married for millions of years

[thecookieshop]

funniest dynamic imaginable everyone else can go home

#he will jump through a thousand mental hoops and gymnastics to explain why marrying her is just the easiest and least annoying way out #like sure dude ok. if you say so. #terusai #saiteru #the disastrous life of saiki k #i havent done fanart in a million years because ALL art time is filled up but. this hyperfixation is hitting me FOR REAL like a truck #so well see #anyway #conceited asshole with bizarre superpowers X conceited asshole with bizarre superpowers superior dynamic thanks byw

[art-question-mark]

“"You almost shot me," Chirrut said.

"You're welcome," his partner replied. Without looking, he fired a bolt into the back of a stormtrooper crawling nearby.”

-Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed

#GUESS WHO’S BACK!!! #i make my triumphant return to the rogue one fan art after doing so much comic work #baze and chirrut got left out last time because i was too scared to draw them but THEYRE HERE NOW!!! #space dads fr #i love that everyone collectively decided they’re been married for 42 million years and also adopted everyone #rogue one #rogue one a star wars story #star wars #baze malbus #chirrut imwe #baze x chirrut

[nadox]

I found a new discovery

Chimata Tenkyuu ( who is based on kamuoichihime) is married to Susanoo and had two children, a daughter (Ukanomitama) who's the god of agriculture, and a son (Toshigami) who's the god of harvest.

The son had a kid (Oyamakui) who's the god of good health.

She's a mother and grandmother to Gods who are more powerful than her.

Is she proud or jealous?

#touhou project #touhou #chimata tenkyuu #susanoo #japanese folklore #gods #this is wild #never in million years I'd look at chimata and think she's a married wife with kids and grandchild #but here we are #btw meguchima is still a superior ship #megumu belongs to chimata

[stocktonwood]

The Vigilante I/Greg Saunders commission by s.mscott

#exactly what i needed this weekend #the perfect pick me to distract me up from the possibility of my husband going home to texas and realizing his life would be 1000000 times #easier if he just divorced the trans man he married bc he though they were a cis woman #greg makes me happy though #he's been my boy for a million years #greg saunders #the vigilante #dc comics #vigilante #getting a commission of him that i really like even though most people think i'm a loser bc my fave character isn't #the bat or one of the batboys is so validating #it's just one more way i'm taking steps to be authentically me

[bumblingbabooshka]

TOS T'Pring should be able to live her 'I think I like this little life' dreams!!

#fandom hated female character seek refuge in my arms #fandom girlbossed female character rest your weary head #Not wanting to marry Spock is the crime of the century??? She literally had no CHOICE!!! #-punches the wall- The law is to blame!!!! Not her!!!! #T'Pring deserves a hundred years of mundane joy with Stonn...they deserve to go grocery shopping together #-rolls around kicking and screaming- #I need to write another T'Pring focused fic and then I need to write one MILLION more #one for every fic and PUBLISHED NOVEL??? where she's punished and turned into a hateful bitch for not wanting to fuck Spock #I'm gonna start coming through walls kool aid man style

[remyfire]

These two came to the 4077th just to be gay and bitchy and judgmental and honestly I love that for them.

#they have been married for eight million years #they were born to sit outside of cafes lazily leaned back in chairs with their iced coffees and dryly commenting on the passersby #yes i am still thinking about them what of it #sidney freedman #sam pak #samsid #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #deal me out #s2e13

[dhmis-autism]

my most controversial opinion is that the most coupley scene in the tv show other than the fridge scene is when duck starts bitching in the friendship episode and red says “oh boo hoo, here we go, now we’re gonna-”

#LIKE ITS SUCH A. 10 YEARS MARRIED THING TO SAY #its such a like. ive lived with you so long and youre such a pain in the ass thing to say #its the most married divorced thing to say #ALSO the you- you said you werent gonna talk to him like that anymore :((( #like. i think its because it implies that this HAS HAPPENED a million times #like. i like the lines that imply their offscreen discussions or that things similar arent unusual in this dynamic if that makes sense #romantic to me i guess bc it implies history or smth #theyve been stuck in that house together since 2010 for real. we just get to look in the dollhouse sometimes #anyways #my dhmis postings

[sonknuxadow]

i just dont get the insistence that silver has to be the child or descendant of some other already existing character in general really ... like surely shadow amy and sonic arent the only hedgehogs that exist in the present? silver could just be some random guy you know. also i honestly think his whole deal is more interesting if hes not anyone special or related to anyone special. and hes just some random kid who was born into a shitty situation and one day decided hes had enough and hes gonna do something about it

#i dont WANT silver to be the son of shadow or the descendant of sonic or whatever i want him to just be some random guy #also i think its so wild when people not only say that shadow is his biological dad #but also that the other parent is another member of the already existing game cast. as if theyre gonna be living that long.. #and peoples choice for the other parent is always some character that would never marry or have kids with shadow in a million years #maybe even never get married or have kids in general #like ive seen people have sonic be the other parent which just feels weird and out of character #but ive also seen people have rouge be the other parent. whihc is jsut straight up repulsive to me. absolutely not #sorry for being a hater (not sorry for bieng a hater about sh/adouge actually if sh/adouge has zero haters i am no longer alive) #but i do think aus where shadow in the future is a mentor or guardian figure to silver can be interesting #im just not into the idea of shadow being silvers dad. especially not his biological dad because it makes no sense

[braceletofteeth]

Today's trial, a summary

#ploy's yearbook #I'm finding this whole thing absurd btw #Thai laws are bonkers if that's how they decide who gets the custody of a child #a single mom who loves her daughter and makes more than a million baht a year working from home is not enough because #*looks at notes* she has... friends? and... the ex-husband gave her the house their family lived in (as he should)? #oh and also... *squints*... IF she marries again and gets pregnant she MIGHT love the new child more...? #man get outta here #in what world does a mother need to stay at home AND not depend on anyone AND vow to be single forever just to be allowed to see her child

[nyoomfruits]

For the WIP word guessing game : SMILE. Thank you!

there were so many smiles and somehow like 99% of them were oscar smiling fondly at oscar lmao

Max and Logan start squabbling about rice, then, and Lando tunes them out, trying instead to tie his scarf around his neck. Somehow it got twisted into the hood of his coat and now he’s struggling with getting it undone again without taking of his coat, because it’s still fucking freezing. Eventually, Oscar takes pity on him, prying Lando’s fingers away from the scarf and untying it carefully, before wrapping it around Lando’s neck properly and tugging on the ends. “There you go,” he says, soft smile on his face. There’s no sun out, they’ve really chosen a dark and gloomy day to get married, but there’s still something about Oscar standing there, on the top step in front of the registry office, in his fancy little wool coat and his perfectly styled suit, his hair ever so slightly windswept, that makes Lando’s head spin a little.

#this is of course from the fake married au because what else have i been writing for the past three million years #landoscar #already home #snippet #ask game

[itspileofgoodthings]

Nina and I are unfortunately like dynamite and gunpowder. something happens and we’re just like oh yeah? You wanna go? Let’s go! Meet me in the ring bitch!

#part of our power is the insane SPEED and then reconciliation of our fights #we forgive and communicate as fast as we fight #but there is no one in the world who makes me just SAY the shit I shouldn’t say than her #like she just. she herself is so fast and so blunt and so ruthless and so bullying and so LOUD #that it fires me right up and it’s like okay well FINE the gloves are off #but then it makes me anxious after like. did I say something TOO hurtful #Nina and I always joke we have the RANGE #because for all of my we’re the struggling married couple of sisters #we also have times where the fun and exchange of ideas is flowing #and this ability to say and hear things to/from each other that most people don’t/can’t? #like. the level of rock-solid trust is SO high. but equally high is our wildly differing personalities and worldview #so there isn’t anything quite like it and it can be confusing from the outside #like I HAVE to meet her in the parking lot because she’ll be being the WORST #but also she thinks I am being the worst #but anyway I do hate when a fight seems like NEW territory #and then I always worry that I have done irreversible damage #I can hear Nina in my head mocking that very idea because she is so tough #and mocking the anxiety of me being like nothing can ever be okay again #but life and certain subjects have been traumatizing in the past year #so idk what is safe exactly right now #I am FULLY rambling and having a million thoughts at once #but yeah #SORRY FOR SWEARING #twice

[lobotomizedlady]

people often assume when we all go out together that I'm my half brothers mom (I'm 20 years older than him) & that his parents are his grandparents & it's so funny bc I know it bothers them. old ass idiots

#my dad was 49 & his wife was 45 when they had him #the story behind his birth is actually extremely fucked up like everything else about their relationship #so my dad left her like a million times to try to go back to my mom (who kept telling him no unless he sorted out his issues) then he #would always run right back to her & she always took him back. anyways i guess he said smth along the lines of #''my wife (he was still married to my mom) will always be the love of my life bc shes the mother of my kids'' #and...she went off bc & on fertility treatments without telling him. then shes pregnant & he is still saying he wants to come back to us #so she said he will never see their kid & her son from a previous marraige THREATENED MY DAD AT GUNPOINT #and said if you ever leave my mom again ill fucking kill yoi #so then the divorce was finalized & they got married & my half brother was born. rest is history #for the record i dont feel sorry for my dad at all it was his fault too. the fucking hypocrite was having sex before marriage #and he knew she was nuts & far too attached to her #what a fucking idiot. all he had to do was get on meds & in therapy & admit he was wrong & he could have stayed with us #but he needed constant validation & to be in charge of everything & thats what his new wife gives him. she converted to his cult & now they #raise my brother in it. and she just does whatever my dad wants & lets him treat her like shit. i would actually feel sorry for her if sh #if she werent such a fucking awful person. and she tries to be all nicey nice w/us despite being a literal homewrecker. #and doing things like telling my dad he cant spend more than 50 dollars per year on each of us #while having him buy her a third car & a 1500 dollar fur coat. lol #theyre so much better off financially than us that its unreal. my mom doesnt get a penny despite how much we are struggling #but if i want a relationship with my half brother i just have to pretend none of this is weird or wrong. #anyways i just hope he never finds out the circumstances of his birth bc god can you fucking imagine

[aboutyoutoo]

this might be wildly tasteless but every so often i think about it and i am 100% convinced that if Mary Vetsera were born in the 21st century she would LOVE Lana Del Rey

#like she was 17 years old #in love with a 30 year old married drug addict #to the point of wanting to die with him #she wrote in her letter things like 'i could not resist love' and 'i'm happier in death than in life' like come on #this is the kind of thing lana writes songs ABOUT #you can't convince me modern day mary wouldn't be crying in the shower to Shades Of Cool #or Million Dollar Man #no I'm not projecting go away

[llycaons]

I'm going through my likes now and ran into a post about how jc never told wwx about the way he lost his core and yeah like thank GOD that never came up bc what would it have even done at that point. wwx already did everything humanely possible (and then some) to keep jc in power and to prevent the jiangs from crumbling. and jc did what he did. maybe it'll make wwx a bit more sympathetic in retrospect, maybe he'll thank him, but he's not going to drop everything and try to rejoin the sect bc of it. he's just not someone who lives in the past like that and at this point his relationship w jc is so mired in violence and pain that it's hardly going to overshadow all the damage jc has inflicted on him. and jc not telling him isn't 'one final tragic miscommunication between brothers who still love each other' it's a genuinely mature decision to let the past go and stop relying so heavily on debt and obligation as a basis for a relationship. like if jc told wwx and wwx felt bad enough that he returned to living under jc that would just be due to guilt and do these ppl really think jc wants THAT again?

#cql txp #he wanted unconditional love he wanted to be chosen for his own merits and worth #which is also why wq marrying him purely to keep herself from being murdered would have NOT made him happy #even if she had done it in a million years

[heart-shaped-chains]

Need a guy to love on and hug and cuddle and whisper sweet nothings into his ear and more

#cj rambles #not nsft #yearning #you couldve had all of that smh.... #im still getting over him lol #i just dont get it i have so much fucking love to give and no takers yet. i know that with patience comes rewards but i want it NOW #kills me that i don't have a beautiful boy to dote on. to make him feel so loved. ill make him feel like a million bucks #hell I'd carve open my chest cut my heart out and serve it to you you just have to ask #i need to be wrapped around someone's finger #guess i have the canine urge to pledge my loyalty to someone and bite them sometimes and give them unconditional love #it's not fair i need someone to obsess over tbh. to live in my head rent free. let me worship you god dammit!!!!! #gay #ftm #mlm #t4t #come onnnnnn ill play with your hair and let you lay on my chest ill be suchhhhhhhh a good boyfriend #actually losing my mind rn #all this devotion and no one to lay it on. feels like my hearts gonna explode sometimes like i need to get it out #manifesting a relationship this year idc if we dont get married and raise 5 dogs i just need something #thats not a fucking. one sided situationship......

[urmomsfavelesbian]

behold!

#the devil lives inside posting videos to tumblr why did this take 5 million years #but anyway 🥹🥹🥹 #they’re wives #which one of you artists are gonna draw me daya and willow getting married #thinks about willow in a wacky little wedding dress for two seconds and dies #daya in one of those fruity dress/suit combos naturally #ft one of her hats #dies so many times #clutches my pearls #daya voice long and hard