Just before Christmas we had a small traffic accident - we hit a kerb at high speed - and it has taken me all this time to get over the concussion and cracked ribs I got from it. Ribs take forever to get better. They are a pain. But I didn't know until now what concussion was like. It jumbles your brain. I couldn't write even my name without mixing all the letters up. I couldn't read without getting all the words wrong. Whenever I read the word 'underparts' for instance, I ALWAYS read it as 'underpants'. (Have you noticed that only EVIL things in books have underparts? They never talk of the underparts of a house or a bicycle. It's always an evil demon or, at the very mildest, a nauseating fungus - they have underparts like anything, but people don't, tables don't, dogs don't). But the main thing about concussion is that it goes on and on...
Anyway, it went in the end and just as well because my new book is due out at the beginning of April and things to do with it suddenly crowded in. First, my American publisher wanted me to sign my name 700 times for a signed limited edition, and they wanted it by Christmas (which was already long gone). So I got to work signing and finished in ten days (I had to do some life round the edges after all and if you write your name too many times, it goes funny and you forget how to spell Jones). The sheets were going to be rushed to America. Yet, for some reason, they are still sitting in a large package in my hall. Did I waste my time? No idea.
The other things that crowded in were interviewers and photographers. They have been coming every other day now for a week. The rule seems to be that all interviewers are nice people and they all like to think that my books are about Growing Up. I spend a lot of time saying, Well, no, only incidentally - there are all sorts of other things for books to be about. And no, my books are not about my own childhood really either.
Photographers are nice people too, but they have two vices. They never arrive when they say they will, and they always move the furniture to strange places and leave me to put it back - and as I have been told to get dressed up in fine clothes to be photographed in, I am not dressed for furniture-moving. There is an awful popping-noise as expensive tights give way while you haul back a table.
One interview was a bit different though. This particular nice lady told me that a lot of schoolchildren, for their SATS, are having to write about another world from this one. Did I, she asked, have any tips about how to think up an alternate world? (And she didn't mean heaven, hell, or a giant gas planet). I scratched my head a bit and said things. And it has occurred to me that I ought to put down here some of the things I told this lady, because it might be very useful to everyone.
1. Instead of trying to think of places you've never seen, simply imagine that hundreds of worlds spread out from our own THAT ARE NOT THAT DIFFERENT.
2. Then think of TWO things that ARE different. For instance, no telephones and we use thought transfer instead.
3. Then think this through. What difference would it make? Really. In the example I gave, for instance, there would be no need to text your friends in lessons. Teachers would be using quite different methods to catch you out. And spying would be rather easy. Or would it?
Aah, I’m so happy I made it in in time! 💙✨ Merry Christmas, tumblr nation! Here’s a little comic about 03 Usagi and Leo going so see the Rockefeller tree after the events of the Christmas Aliens episode.
Little post about events earlier that night
Also this is literally how maskless Leo looks to me, he’s so moomincore ;
I was trying to write a little scene between rise Raph and Mikey since his overprotectiveness is something they've argued about. But that's turning out slower than I expected and will have to be for another time--maybe will fit a different prompt when it's done, who knows.
I've been rewatching some of 2003 season 4 and having feelings about shield Raph.
Fight scenes do show a lot of him throwing himself between his brothers and physical harm. But season 4, with the family relationships strained, highlights something else, which is Raph shielding his brothers from Master Splinter and each other. Especially Leo.
I learned from the tmnt fandom that sai is meant to defend against sword. And that's so fitting for these two.
Raph defending his brothers from Master Splinter mostly looks like being the loudest and most openly rebellious to draw attention away from (honestly mostly Leo and Donnie) blatantly doing what they're not supposed to do (like traveling to an alternate dimension without telling anyone or fighting the Foot alone. Seriously they call him and Mikey the impulsive ones??). And Splinter isn't a danger to the turtles, he is very loving in 03, but his opinion matters to them and Raph makes himself the squeaky wheel so the others can stay squeaky clean.
But about Leo. Two things going on season 4: Raph is (trying to) protect Leo from his own inner thoughts, verbally replying to his anxieties with positives or neutrals; and Raph is on guard to keep Leo off Don and Mikey's case.
I just watched Aliens Among Us and found it especially sweet when they're all on the roof to watch the President how Raph and Leo interact. Leo is upset with Don and Mikey for fooling around, and says out loud that by even coming to watch they 'may as well ask to be dissected.' (Because it's gonna be a Bishop episode so Leo obviously has to foreshadow that. They just had Bad Day, they will not watch as the various enemies their memories pulled from do in fact torment them.) Anyway, it's the way he keeps a pretty calm, almost lighthearted tone while he talks Leo down from his catastraphizing, drawing attention away from his other brothers who were getting yelled at in the process. And this is just an example of how Raph acts this season.
side note, I adore how these two specifically could be talking about their favorite flavor of potato chips and look like they're plotting a murder. This is a picture of Raph getting as close as he can to physically beating up Leo's inner demons.
Another small moment in this episode that I loved: Raph grabbing Leo by the shoulder with, "Whoa, where are you going? Don't you think we need a plan?" and Leo's plan is 'take out every alien we see.' This is not a Leo at the top of his game, in spite of what he told Splinter last episode about 'doing whatever it takes to protect this family.' Raph knows it. He and Leo have different strengths and different approaches, but he knows a healthy Leo would be analyzing the situation, briefing them all on what they should most likely be prepared for and what information they lack that everyone should keep an eye out for. Leo is an analyst, that's one of his greatest strengths. And he's not doing that.
it's literally like 'hey bro are you okay? you've barely picked apart the enemy's battle strategy or lurked in the shadows.' Leo isn't doing the things he loves and Raph notices.
Also speaking of Bad Day. Here's a picture of Raph telling Donny it's not his fault.
Again he looks like he's plotting murder but he is actually speaking in the softest sweetest voice to his stressed out little brother. This is a turtle who just watched his best friends get blown up by people who were looking for him and his family.