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jujutsu-headcanons · 4 years

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Team Tokyo First Years Headcanons

(Ft. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojo & Sukuna)

Gojo created a group chat with all three students to coordinate things. However, he never knows if Megumi reads the texts because he never says anything (he does), and all Yuji does is send memes, so basically that's its only function now.

Yuji and Nobara created a game: try to take a picture of Gojo with his blindfold off. He takes it off frequently, it's just impossible to catch an image of it. Surprisingly, Megumi of all people has gotten the closest. If you squint, you can see the baby blues.

This escalated into "who can take the ugliest picture of someone without them looking", after capturing an image of Yuji standing next to Gojo's desk with almost four chins. Nobara discovered she has many bad angles and Gojo discovered he's photogenic from ALL angles.

Yuji likes to use Nobara's ugly pictures as reaction images and memes. At first, Nobara beat him up whenever he did, but now as long as they don't leave the first-year chat she doesn't care. She'll even supply them if she's feeling silly.

Gojo started a prank war on accident and it shows no sign of stopping. It started because he enjoys Nobara's over the top reactions. When she found the LIVE snake in her bed (oh boy, everyone's soooo lucky she's good with reptiles), she immediately suspected this was Yuji's doing. She pranked him, he got her back, Megumi walked into a prank on accident, he got them back twice over, and now it just won't stop. Gojo was fully prepared to deal with the consequences, but he isn't complaining.

The First Year prank war is pretty well known around the school, and everyone's learned to stay away from anything that looks suspicious.

Gojo uses this to his advantage too; sometimes he'll pull pranks on the first and even second years just to watch them blame each other. He's even gone as far as pranking Principal Yaga hoping that he would blame the kids, but Yaga knows for a fact it's Gojo. He hasn't done anything about it though. This stresses Gojo.

Most of the time, when they eat out, each student pays for their meal. When Gojo's there he pays for all four of them, and if Yuji tries to use the "I don't have any money" excuse when Nobara decides to stop for a coffee, she'll buy him one too. She holds it against him, though.

If his kids are all craving a certain type of food (i.e. Chinese) Gojo will head out and pick it up and they'll all eat as a family.

Nobara proposed once a month they have a "spa" day. Surprisingly, the other two students agreed. She's allowed to give them manicures and pedicures (so long as she doesn't get carried away), trim and treat their hair, exfoliate their faces, and they help her re-dye her hair. Megumi is a good client, while Yuji gets bitched at a lot for squirming while getting his nails clipped and jerking when he gets his eyebrows plucked.

Yuji also proposed they have a movie night every Friday night. If they're busy, they'll move it to Saturday, or have it earlier in the day during the week. Sometimes the second years will join. Gojo is banned because he's basically seen every movie and always spoils the end. Everyone got mad at Yuji's request to use subtitles but gave up arguing with how loud Yuji chews.

They also have game nights, but they lost the pieces to most board games after Nobara threw them out the window, Megumi is the only one who knows how to play chess and Shogi, and Yuji fears the safety of his controllers after Megumi got dangerously close to beating Nobara in Smash.

Yuji's room is the main hangout joint because of the electronics he owns. Literally, there's a whole ass common/living room for them to use. However, they go to Nobara's room for a spa day, as long as the boys are gone by sundown.

Gojo knows damn good and well his kids don't like each other in that way and would never have sex with each other, but he still feels the need to give them the talk ™. He's literally given each child a free box of condoms just in case.

Gojo bought each student customized "if lost, please return to Jujutsu Tech" shirts. Yuji doesn't mind wearing his because it's just another hoodie to him, and Nobara doesn't mind hers because it's a crop top and it's cute. Megumi burned his in front of Gojo.

Nobara takes the boys shopping a lot. Megumi is surprisingly good at picking out clothes that fit Nobara's physique and taste, and Yuji is there to hype her up when she walks out of the dressing room. He also isn't scared to tell her a dress doesn't look good on her, and she respects that.

Sometimes even Sukuna will pop out and give commentary. He gives really mixed signals, sometimes he tells her how she's not much to look at, sometimes he talks about the things he wants to do to that ass because of how good they look in those jeans. This results in Yuji getting slapped, Nobara yelling something like "Shut it, Fang Face!" And people staring at him funny because of it.

She also buys outfits for the boys and occasionally Gojo, because she's tired of hoodies and black. She was just as shocked as the rest when Megumi walked out in his outfit. He only wore it to shut her up, though, and hasn't worn it since.

No matter what they're doing, Yuji is ALWAYS the DJ. He has playlists for almost every occasion (spa day, sparring practice, car rides, game nights, even the times they just chill in the same room on their phones) and the only person that really complains is Sukuna, but only because he hates the Backstreet Boys.

Yuji bursts out in song a lot. No matter what he's doing, he'll just start singing. If they know it, Nobara and Gojo will join in too. Always ends in a giggle fit.

Sometimes Gojo's hand slips and boom! He has 18 dozen cookies instead of 4. He's been known to wrap the cookies up in nice tins and packages and leave them outside the kid's doors.

Gojo has also been known to cook meals for the kids and drop them off. This helps because Megumi is basically the only one who can actually cook. Yuji thinks instant ramen is okay for every meal, and Nobara burns food in a way it's still edible but you don't really want it.

The kids play wrestle, a lot. Yuji was scared to at first because the only one who really wants to fight is Nobara, but he learned quickly she can both take and deliver a punch just fine. She also isn't one of those girls that gets upset if there's an accidental grope, which is cool.

This is how the others discovered Megumi is ticklish. Yuji probably still has the scar and Nobara doesn't dare try to tickle him again.

Yuji fell asleep once and woke up to Sukuna's mouth on his cheek having a full-blown conversation with Nobara while she was reading a magazine. He swears they were gossiping about boys, but as soon as Yuji was awake enough to pay attention, Sukuna noticed and started bullying him. To this day Nobara still thinks she was talking to Yuji the whole time because she never noticed he fell asleep.

Yuji can fall asleep almost anywhere. Nobara draws on his face a lot. He's spent countless nights on Megumi's floor just because he's too lazy to move literally one room over.

Nobara has a habit of walking into the boys' rooms without knocking. Megumi is usually laying in bed on his phone or sitting at his desk, however, she's walked into Yuji doing some weird shit. Not gross shit, just... Concerning shit.

Once she walked in on him crying and didn't know what to do. She just kinda walked in and sat down with him until he stopped, occasionally rubbing his back. They didn't say a word until Yuji made a joke and Nobara continued with why she even came into his room, to begin with.

The three students are surprisingly supportive of each other like that, it's just kinda awkward and passive-aggressive at times. Sometimes they even confide in Gojo, and he takes it seriously, surprisingly.

Gojo has a Tik Tok account. He participates in every challenge, every dance, every trend, and apparently has a huge following. Yuji gets featured in the videos sometimes when he isn't recording, and he's mostly doing the stupid shit Gojo does, like doing backflips on building ledges.

While Tik Tok is Gojo's forte Yuji has done video game commentary on twitch and yt live. Megumi is quite popular on subreddits about urban legends and related folklore, and Nobara helps maintain blogs about current events, but... It's mostly celebrity gossip and new music.

Every Saturday is chore day and no one's allowed to do leisurely activities or leave until they're done. Rooms and hallways have to be vacuumed, swept, mopped, whatever. Gojo checks that the rooms aren't dirty. He doesn't mind clutter, he just hates wrappers and shit being left around. He especially pays attention to the cleanliness of the bathrooms for some reason. Megumi is good about cleaning his room throughout the week, Nobara usually just has clutter on her nightstand and dresser, and Yuji waits until the last minute to clean.

The first years used to do their laundry separately, but Nobara threw a temper tantrum when she witnessed Yuji just throw all of his clothes in the washer at once and simply turn it on. Now normally, she wouldn't help anyone get out of work, but she also likes things being done the right her way, so she does his laundry for him. Megumi got involved somehow and now they throw all of their clothes in the same basket and divide them by darks, colors, whites, and delicates. She refuses to let any of their overly- soiled clothes touch hers, so those usually get their own wash too. Each student folds and puts away their own clothes.

Most arguments end with rock paper scissors. Pinkie promises are also sacred.

Gojo keeps a sticker board in the classroom. Whenever the kids do something good, they get a star. Whenever they do something bad, one gets taken away. When they get to five stickers they get a prize from the treasure box.

No one has gotten to five stars yet. This is good because there is no treasure box. Gojo is bullshitting everyone.

Yuji likes to steal Megumi's stickers because he thinks Megumi will not notice. He does every time.

Gojo has a stool in the corner of the classroom complete with a horribly cliche dunce cap he calls "the Naughty Corner" for when the kids "act up". Nobara ends up there because she's always on her phone, Megumi mouths off a lot and has days where he doesn't feel like doing work, and poor Yuji ends up in the naughty corner because Sukuna can't behave.

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samraclaus · 7 years

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Do them all you know you want to

Woah you got me 😵 “200 things you can put in my ask  200: My crush’s name is: I can’t believe how nosy you are but I’m saying Ezra Miller for this cause you know, I’m not lying  199: I was born in: Bosnia!! 198: I am really: weird 197: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile 🙄 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: 8-9 194: My ring size is: uhhh it probably like 6 or a little less?? 193: My height is: about 5'6 192: I am allergic to: grass :( 191: My 1st car was: no car yet  190: My 1st job was: chuckecheese :)) 189: Last book you read: cellist of Sarajevo  188: My bed is: comfy as heck  187: My pet: my best friend 186: My best friend: is beautiful!! 185: My favorite shampoo is: probably Pantene  184: Xbox or ps3: PS3?? 183: Piggy banks are: cute 182: In my pockets: I’m wearing boxer briefs rn lmao  181: On my calendar: guineas  180: Marriage is: pretty cool  179: Spongebob can: always cheer me up  178: My mom: is amazing I love her  177: The last three songs I bought were? I never buy songs lol  176: Last YouTube video watched: uhhhh probably a makeup tutorial  175: How many cousins do you have? One first cousin so that’s all I count  174: Do you have any siblings? Just one!! Nanners :B 173: Are your parents divorced? Nooooo 172: Are you taller than your mom? She’s a tiny bit taller  171: Do you play an instrument? I’ve played the piano, the violin, and the cello lmao  170: What did you do yesterday? Hmmm I was very sad and didn’t do anything  [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: not for me, I need to get to know someone but maybe for others! 168: Luck: kinda  167: Fate: maybe  166: Yourself: no lol  165: Aliens: YES 164: Heaven: Its a nice thought but probably too good to be true  163: Hell: I hope it’s not real  162: God: eh depends. I only use god when I really need him. Which is bad I know  161: Horoscopes: yes sadly lmao  160: Soul mates: yeah! Platonic and romantic  159: Ghosts: yes 158: Gay Marriage: YES!! 157: War: I hate war  156: Orbs: yeah  155: Magic: eh  [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: high  152: Phone or Online: phone  151: Red heads or Black haired: black haired!!! 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes  149: Hot or cold: depends. I like in the middle tbh  148: Summer or winter: in the middle usually  147: Autumn or Spring: ugh hard question. Probably autumn  146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 145: Night or Day: night  144: Oranges or Apples: oranges  143: Curly or Straight hair: curly  142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s  141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white!! 140: Mac or PC: mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: neither but high heels I guess 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor  137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama!! 135: Burried or cremated: I’m afraid of both tbh 134: Singing or Dancing: singing 133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel  132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Taylor hicks??  131: Small town or Big city: small town  130: Wal-Mart or Target: target  129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: uhhh Ben stiller definitely  128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure I hate feet  127: East Coast or West Coast: east  126: Your Birthday or Christmas: I don’t celebrate Christmas so I guess my birthday  125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate definitely  124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney  123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don’t care for either  [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: awful  121: George Bush: bye  120: Gay Marriage: GREAT  119: The presidential election: frustrating  118: Abortion: your body your choice!! 117: MySpace: never had one but such a meme now 116: Reality TV: sadly entertaining  115: Parents: love them  114: Back stabbers: bye  113: Ebay: nice  112: Facebook: only occasionally entertaining. Good for looking at memories  111: Work: miss having a job  110: My Neighbors: weird  109: Gas Prices: okay for now  108: Designer Clothes: too expensive  107: College: also too expensive and scary  106: Sports: only like soccer and like badminton lmao  105: My family: great  104: The future: probably awful  [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: tonight when I hugged my mom cause we cried  102: Last time you ate: around 7 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: tonight at the cafe. It was some random Bosnian man but still  100: Cried in front of someone: tonight  99: Went to a movie theater: wow it’s been a while I don’t remember  98: Took a vacation: very long time ago but probably gatlinburg a couple summers ago  97: Swam in a pool: a few month ago  96: Changed a diaper: never  95: Got my nails done: never  94: Went to a wedding: I was 6 and it was my aunts wedding  93: Broke a bone: I was probably like 8-9. I broke my arm riding my razor scooter  92: Got a peircing: a long time ago. Only my ears  91: Broke the law: only a few days ago  90: Texted: half an hour ago  [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Nichole or my dad  88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the comfort/familiarity of being around my family and my room  87: The last movie I saw: uhhhh I can’t remember tbh  86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: moving in a few days!!  85: The thing im not looking forward to: going back to college  84: People call me: samronis 83: The most difficult thing to do is: get up and do anything lmao  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never  81: My zodiac sign is: taurus 80: The first person i talked to today was: sultana 79: First time you had a crush: I was at a friend’s birthday party. I was probably like 6 but I didn’t even know his name and he was a little older than me and wearing all black so I thought he was the coolest person ever. We played tag and I remember looking up at him cause he was at the top of the stairs. I still wonder who he was. 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I can hide things from everyone  77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday when erin and I said the exact same thing at the same time lmao  76: Right now I am talking to: nobody  75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I guess be a teacher idk  74: I have/will get a job: hopefully next semester  73: Tomorrow: nothing new  72: Today: what  71: Next Summer: ??? 70: Next Weekend: ??? 69: I have these pets: guineas  68: The worst sound in the world: really loud sounds. They scare me so much  67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: my family, my friends, my guineas  65: Last time I cried: tonight  64: My friends are: wonderful  63: My computer is: new but I never use it  62: My School: is great tbh  61: My Car: don’t have one  60: I lose all respect for people who: don’t respect my boundaries  59: The movie I cried at was: don’t remember  58: Your hair color is: blonde currently but very dark naturally  57: TV shows you watch: PLL, TWD, always rewatching Lost  56: Favorite web site: idk Tumblr  55: Your dream vacation: Italy!!  54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I was getting my hair bleached once a couple years ago  53: How do you like your steak cooked: grew up on well done but I’ve seen the light and I love medium well now  52: My room is: very messy rn  51: My favorite celebrity is: lily Collins!! 50: Where would you like to be: my new house  49: Do you want children: yes! 48: Ever been in love: I have no idea  47: Who’s your best friend: I have more than one but erin is my main bro  46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl  45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being around people I love  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Tea 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: nope :)) 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not yet but I have some in my head  41: Have you pre-named your children: yes, I want a girl named Maya 40: Last person I got mad at: probably my mom  39: I would like to move to: Italy  38: I wish I was a professional: singer (I would never stop singing) [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: kit Kats probably  36: Vehicle: fiat 35: President: Obama  34: State visited: I haven’t been like anywhere but South Carolina is the only one I can think of  33: Cellphone provider: only experienced one  32: Athlete: I don’t think I even have one but Messi used to be my fave  31: Actor: Ezra Miller 30: Actress: Lily Collins 29: Singer: probably Ed Sheeran, he calms me  28: Band: jobros 😈 27: Clothing store: h&m?? 26: Grocery store: Kroger  25: TV show: Lost  24: Movie: Les Mis, Sing Street, Princess Diaries 2, Chocolat 23: Website: Peach&Lily or Tumblr?? 22: Animal: guineas!! 21: Theme park: uhhh idk I’ve only been to Disney world  20: Holiday: New Years  19: Sport to watch: soccer 18: Sport to play: badminton or soccer  17: Magazine: don’t have one  16: Book: hmm wow I need to read more :)  15: Day of the week: Saturday  14: Beach: the Adriatic Sea in Croatia  13: Concert attended: I only really like music festivals  12: Thing to cook: desserts 11: Food: sirnica tbh  10: Restaurant: probably Sapporo 9: Radio station: ??? 8: Yankee candle scent: candles are expensive so idk 7: Perfume: dolce&gabanna light blue  6: Flower: rose!! 5: Color: green!! 4: Talk show host: I have no idea  3: Comedian: ?? 2: Dog breed: corgi!! 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?” Yes I think so

#this took so long kill me #also I did it on my phone so it's jumbled :(

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benevolentlys · 7 years

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gonna answer these because i need something to do

200: My crush’s name is: i have two - alfie and jess 199: I was born in: 1998 198: I am really: insecure 197: My cellphone company is: vodafone 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: 4.5 194: My ring size is: i’m not sure 193: My height is: 5′3 192: I am allergic to: something in suncream 191: My 1st car was: never had one 190: My 1st job was: waitress at a restaurant called bella napoli 189: Last book you read: the man who mistook his wife for a hat by oliver sacks 188: My bed is: a double bed 187: My pet: 2 english springer spaniels called rosie and ralph, and 2 horses called sovereign and winston 186: My best friend: abbie and lois 185: My favorite shampoo is: raspberry alberto balsalm 184: Xbox or ps3: ps3 183: Piggy banks are: weird?? idk 182: In my pockets: my headphones 181: On my calendar: i have a lot of seshes coming up - i’m especially looking forward to saturday when i’m going out with helen! 180: Marriage is: beautiful 179: Spongebob can: fuck off 178: My mom: is my rock 177: The last three songs I bought were? try everything by shakira, barcelona by ed sheeran and closer by the chainsmokers 176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY 175: How many cousins do you have? around 16 174: Do you have any siblings? 1 - a sister called lois 173: Are your parents divorced? no 172: Are you taller than your mom? yes 171: Do you play an instrument? used to play guitar 170: What did you do yesterday? went to work and then went out during the night for my friends 18th [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: no 168: Luck: no 167: Fate: yeah 166: Yourself: yeah 165: Aliens: yeah 164: Heaven: no 163: Hell: no 162: God: no 161: Horoscopes: no 160: Soul mates: yeah 159: Ghosts: yeah 158: Gay Marriage: fuck yeah 157: War: no 156: Orbs: no 155: Magic: no [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: drunk 152: Phone or Online: online 151: Red heads or Black haired: black 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunette 149: Hot or cold: hot 148: Summer or winter: summer 147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: straigh 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white 140: Mac or PC: pc 139: Flip flops or high heels: high heels 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: obama 135: Buried or cremated: buried 134: Singing or Dancing: singing 133: Coach or Chanel: chanel 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: dont know either of them 131: Small town or Big city: city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: i live in england so none 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: idk 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: idk [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: i think it’s awful 121: George Bush: idk 120: Gay Marriage: i fucking love it 119: The presidential election: it was a load of shit 118: Abortion: if it’s what a woman wants, then let her do it 117: MySpace: never used it

116: Reality TV: stuff like towie is shit, but stuff like i’m a celeb is great. it just depends 115: Parents: i love them 114: Back stabbers: fuck them 113: Ebay: it’s alright 112: Facebook: yeah i like it 111: Work: i love my job but i hate a lot of the people i work with. especially my boss. 110: My Neighbors: i love jennifer. darren and julie are a bit nosey. 109: Gas Prices: ridiculously overpriced 108: Designer Clothes: they arent as nice as normal clothes 107: College: brilliant 106: Sports: ew 105: My family: i love them to bits 104: The future: i am optimistic [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: last night - alfie 102: Last time you ate: 30 minutes ago - pasta 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last night - alfie 100: Cried in front of someone: last week 99: Went to a movie theater: around 4 months ago 98: Took a vacation: summer i think? 97: Swam in a pool: like a year ago 96: Changed a diaper: never done 95: Got my nails done: never done 94: Went to a wedding: 2 years ago 93: Broke a bone: when i was 5 92: Got a piercing: over a year ago - ears 91: Broke the law: last week when i called an ambulance when drunk 90: Texted: 20 mins ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: i’d say jess 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my dogs 87: The last movie I saw: zootopia 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: university 85: The thing I’m not looking forward to: exams 84: People call me: bert or gia 83: The most difficult thing to do is: trust others 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: no 81: My zodiac sign is: scorpio 80: The first person i talked to today was: emma 79: First time you had a crush: when i was 11 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: tia 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: on wednesday - tia 76: Right now I am talking to: alfie 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: become a teacher 74: I have/will get a job: have 73: Tomorrow: i will go to school 72: Today: getting over my hangover 71: Next Summer: i will go to london 70: Next Weekend: i will be going out with helen and working 69: I have these pets: 2 springer spaniels, 2 horses 68: The worst sound in the world: scratching on a blackboard 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: tia 66: People that make you happy: abbie, lois, swifty, jess, alfie, emma, holly, hannah, sophie, grace 65: Last time I cried: 2 days ago 64: My friends are: the best i could have 63: My computer is: an asus zenbook 62: My School: pile of shit 61: My Car: none 60: I lose all respect for people who: lie 59: The movie I cried at was: marley and me 58: Your hair color is: brown 57: TV shows you watch: friends, sherlock, breaking bad, ointb, game of thrones 56: Favorite web site: probably tumblr 55: Your dream vacation: spain/australia 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: mental illness 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium rare 52: My room is: cream coloured 51: My favorite celebrity is: jennifer aniston 50: Where would you like to be: happy and healthy 49: Do you want children: yes - 2 48: Ever been in love: i think so 47: Who’s your best friend: abbie 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: my friends 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: jess 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: nah 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no 41: Have you pre-named your children: i want a boy called elliott and a girl called grace 40: Last person I got mad at: rick 39: I would like to move to: leeds 38: I wish I was a professional: teacher [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: strawberry laces 36: Vehicle: fiat 500 35: President: obama 34: State visited: not visited any 33: Cellphone provider: ee 32: Athlete: mo farah or jessica ennis 31: Actor: ben stiller 30: Actress: jennifer aniston 29: Singer: ben howard 28: Band: bombay bicycle club 27: Clothing store: urban outfitters 26: Grocery store: sainsburys 25: TV show: friends 24: Movie: harry potter 23: Website: tumblr 22: Animal: dog 21: Theme park: alton towers 20: Holiday: portugal 19: Sport to watch: horse riding 18: Sport to play: horse riding 17: Magazine: dont read any 16: Book: harry potter 15: Day of the week: saturday 14: Beach: holkham 13: Concert attended: - 12: Thing to cook: macaroni cheese 11: Food: pasta 10: Restaurant: red hot buffet 9: Radio station: radio 1 8: Yankee candle scent: cotton 7: Perfume: dkny 6: Flower: sunflower 5: Color: green 4: Talk show host: jonothan ross 3: Comedian: lee evans 2: Dog breed: springer spaniel 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yes

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captain-cutie-pie-sfw · 5 years

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All about me:

200: My crush’s name is: panda

199: I was born in: 1997

198: I am really: uhhh Tina belcher tbh

197: My cellphone company is: straight talk

196: My eye color is: green

195: My shoe size is: 12 w 10 m

194: My ring size is: 13

193: My height is: 5’6

192: I am allergic to: pollen and dust mites

191: My 1st car was: never had one

190: My 1st job was: never had one

189: Last book you read: the sun and her flowers by rupi kaur

188: My bed is: comfy

187: My pet: is crazy lol

186: My best friend: I wish I could make her love herself

185: My favorite shampoo is: vo5 strawberry

184: Xbox or ps4: Xbox

183: Piggy banks are: cute

182: In my pockets: I never have pockets #leggingslife

181: On my calendar: I can’t wait for Easter!

180: Marriage is: a good way for two people to prove to each other how much they love each other

179: Spongebob can: gtfo (I don’t like spongebob)

178: My mom: is currently cleaning the kitchen while I lay down because I don’t feel well

177: The last three songs I bought were?

1) Halsey - without me

2) yungblud- California

3) blackpink - stay

176: Last YouTube video watched: one by little moo moo (her vids are adorable!)

175: How many cousins do you have? Uhhh idk I am part Portuguese and part white and the Portuguese part has a lot of family, and it’s a tight knit family because family and elders are very important to us. The white side is really trashy and I have cousins I’ve never even heard of

174: Do you have any siblings? One brother (he’s 13)

173: Are your parents divorced? Yes

172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah by like 4 inches

171: Do you play an instrument? I sing

170: What did you do yesterday? Drank by the pool at the water resort in Orlando

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: yes because it happened to me

168: Luck: no

167: Fate: yes but like... I try not to think about it too much because it stresses me out

166: Yourself: not really tbh

165: Aliens: anything is possible

164: Heaven: yes

163: Hell: maybe? I don’t want to think about that either

162: God: yes

161: Horoscopes: yes

160: Soul mates: yes

159: Ghosts: yes I’ve seen one

158: Gay Marriage: well I’m getting one...

157: War: no

156: Orbs: yes I’ve seen them

155: Magic: on the fence

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses

152: Phone or Online: phone online. Online on my phone

151: Red heads or Black haired: red heads

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes

149: Hot or cold: warm but not too warm

148: Summer or winter: winter

147: Autumn or Spring: we do not have these in florida

146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

145: Night or Day: night

144: Oranges or Apples: oranges

143: Curly or Straight hair: curly

142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: I actually like dark chocolate better

140: Mac or PC: pc

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops (I’m a size 12. I hardly ever see anything else in my size)

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: I’m already sweet and poor

137: Coke or Pepsi: they’re... the same thing

136: Hillary or Obama: hillbama

135: Buried or cremated: cremated so my family can keep my remains

134: Singing or Dancing: singing

133: Coach or Chanel: idk what this is

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:idk who this is

131: Small town or Big city: small town

130: Wal-Mart or Target: wal mart

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither but my gf likes Adam sandler

128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast: east

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday

125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate

124: Disney or Six Flags: disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: Red Sox

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: needs to stop

121: George Bush: uhhh idiot

120: Gay Marriage: I’m excited for mine

119: The presidential election: 2016? It was the first time I voted and I cried because of the stress

118: Abortion: not my body, not my choice

117: MySpace: I liked how customizable it was and I miss that.

116: Reality TV: guilty pleasure

115: Parents: I love my mom so much

113: Ebay: not as good as amazon

112: Facebook: I need to stop going on it so much!

111: Work: I want to be an elementary school teacher

110: My Neighbors: they’re all very nice!

109: Gas Prices: too damn high!

108: Designer Clothes: look, I’ve got a $10 hoodie from wal mart. I’m good.

107: College: I think it’ll be fun if I ever get my GED

106: Sports: the only one I really get is baseball

105: My family: they’re crazy but I love them

104: The future: uncertain

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone:q I tried to hug my brother this morning and he screamed and called me weird

102: Last time you ate: a few hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: two days ago (my cousin mike, who works for apple)

100: Cried in front of someone: last week

99: Went to a movie theater: it’s been a while

98: Took a vacation: just got back from one today!

97: Swam in a pool: a few years. I’ve had other things to deal with that get in the way of fun

96: Changed a diaper: not since my brother was like 1. Which was 12 yrs ago. I would sometimes offer to do it so my mom taught me how.

95: Got my nails done: never? I do them myself

94: Went to a wedding: my cousin Jen’s wedding. It was lovely.

93: Broke a bone: never

92: Got a peircing: uhh I was 11 and it was the cartilage on my right ear

91: Broke the law: I shoplift all the time

90: Texted: hour ago

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: my brother

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my blankets

87: The last movie I saw: instant family (it was cute!)

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: taking a nap

84: People call me: when they have something funny to tell me

83: The most difficult thing to do is: admit you’re wrong

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never. I don’t drive.

81: My zodiac sign is: virgo

80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom

79: First time you had a crush: I was a boy crazy kid so I can’t remember. Maybe kindergarten?

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friend

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my brother and I say the same thing in unison a lot. He says it’s because stupid minds think alike. I think he’s right.

76: Right now I am talking to: nobody but I wish I was talking to my gf

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:be a teacher

74: I have/will get a job: hopefully

73: Tomorrow: I hope my annoying friend doesn’t call me. Like I don’t like talking to people just text me

72: Today: I’m tired

71: Next Summer: I hope to have fun!

70: Next Weekend: I’m going to church

69: I have these pets: a cat, a dog (he lives w my grandparents), and a bunny

68: The worst sound in the world: overcrowded places with all the people talking at once

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself

66: People that make you happy: nova

65: Last time I cried: last night

64: My friends are: cool as heck

63: My computer is: stolen by my brother because he was on it and he broke it but when he fixed it he made it run an OS I can’t use so I guess it’s his now.

62: My School: eckerd college hopefully

61: My Car: nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who: are mean to kids, animals, or old people

59: The movie I cried at was: les miserables

58: Your hair color is: brown but I dyed it purple

57: TV shows you watch: too many

56: Favorite web site: dress up games

55: Your dream vacation: new york

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: one time I busted my toe open but I didn’t like cry or anything

53: How do you like your steak cooked: no steak for me

52: My room is: messy

51: My favorite celebrity is: a queen by the name of Demi Lovato

50: Where would you like to be: in bed but my bed is messy

49: Do you want children: maybe

48: Ever been in love: yes

47: Who’s your best friend: I have two

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: when I help someone. Like yesterday I was at an arcade and I helped a little kid with skee ball and she got so excited when she got a good score

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my gf

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yeah but I think it might take longer

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no

41: Have you pre-named your children: yes. Lilliann Alice and Rowan Grace

40: Last person I got mad at: my mom

39: I would like to move to: st Pete, Florida

38: I wish I was a professional: singer

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: sour patch kids

36: Vehicle: 67 impala tbh

35: President: Bernie Sanders (shhh I can dream)

34: State visited: mass. Fall River is cool because Lizzie Borden

32: Athlete: Sara Groenewegen, a t1d softball player

31: Actor: David tennant

30: Actress: Gillian anderson

29: Singer: Demi Lovato

28: Band: halestorm

27: Clothing store: Walmart

26: Grocery store:walmart

25: TV show: Star trek ent

24: Movie: men in black 1

22: Animal: turtles

21: Theme park: Busch gardens

20: Holiday: christmas

19: Sport to watch: basketball

18: Sport to play: lmao no

17: Magazine: revolver

16: Book: Neil gaiman- neverwhere

15: Day of the week: Saturday’s

14: Beach: coquina

13: Concert attended: I’ve never attended a concert

12: Thing to cook: stir fry

11: Food: asian

10: Restaurant: checkers

9: Radio station: classic rock

8: Yankee candle scent: all of them

7: Perfume: dark kiss by babw

6: Flower: gardenias

5: Color: purple or yellow

4: Talk show host: none

3: Comedian: John mulaney

2: Dog breed: mine

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes

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200: My crush’s name is: Nick 199: I was born in: 1997  198: I am really: intoxicated rn 197: My cellphone company is: AT&T 196: My eye color is: blue 195: My shoe size is: too big 194: My ring size is: haha 193: My height is: 5 ft 9 in 192: I am allergic to: pineapples 😭 191: My 1st car was: 1999 Ford Explorer 190: My 1st job was: a cashier 189: Last book you read: I, Ripper by Stephen Hunter 188: My bed is: a Queen size and I LOVE IT 187: My pet: is basically my child and I love her so much 186: My best friend: I have 3 and I love them sm  185: My favorite shampoo is: uh....I can’t remember 184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox 183: Piggy banks are: so cute 182: In my pockets: I’m wearing women jeans, there are no pockets 181: On my calendar: dates of trips, due dates, work times 180: Marriage is: (personal view) something special and I feel should be shared with one person cause if you marry me, ya ass stuck with me 179: Spongebob can: suck one 178: My mom: is funny 177: The last three songs I bought were? Life Worth Living by Laurel River by Bishop BriggsSwag by Danielle Bradbery 176: Last YouTube video watched: no idea tbh 175: How many cousins do you have? Too many 174: Do you have any siblings? Too many lol but 4 that I know of 173: Are your parents divorced? Yeeeep 172: Are you taller than your mom? Way taller  171: Do you play an instrument? Nah 170: What did you do yesterday? Came back home [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: eh 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: yep 166: Yourself: ha, some days 165: Aliens: yeah! 164: Heaven: eh 163: Hell: lol yeah 162: God: I believe there’s multiple Gods 161: Horoscopes: low key 160: Soul mates: I have a weird explanation in this but ultimately yes 159: Ghosts: yes 158: Gay Marriage: Hell Yeah 157: War: eh 156: Orbs: yep 155: Magic: kinda[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses 153: Drunk or High: drunk 152: Phone or Online: phone 151: Red heads or Black haired: hmmm.... 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: Cold 148: Summer or winter: Winter 147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla 145: Night or Day: Day 144: Oranges or Apples: Apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: both? 142: McDonalds or Burger King: neither omg 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate  140: Mac or PC: Mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip Flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: Buried 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: uh? 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who? 131: Small town or Big city: somewhere in the middle?  130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal Mart 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: neither tbh[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: I don’t think it’s necessary but I mean, if that’s the last thing to do, then okay.  121: George Bush: he did 9/11 120: Gay Marriage: fully fucking support it and you can fuck off if you’re against it cause wtf does it involve you?  119: The presidential election: a fucking Cheeto won, does that tell you? 118: Abortion: Pro Choice 117: MySpace: I low key miss it 116: Reality TV: I haaaaate it 115: Parents: love my mom, my dad can suck one 114: Back stabbers: karma’s a bitch baby 113: Ebay: whO is she? 112: Facebook: My daily dose of gossip tbh 111: Work: I hate that shit 110: My Neighbors: I never see them sooooo 109: Gas Prices: are INSANE 108: Designer Clothes: I’m too broke 107: College: I’m struggling but I’m here 106: Sports: eh 105: My family: moms side: LOVE dads side: fuck em 104: The future: well, we’ll see[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: Yesterday  102: Last time you ate: like 20 minutes ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: tonight  100: Cried in front of someone: it’s been a minute 99: Went to a movie theater: last week 98: Took a vacation: end of February 97: Swam in a pool: last summer 96: Changed a diaper: two days ago omfg 95: Got my nails done: 3 weeks ago 94: Went to a wedding: I think 2016 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: 2 months ago 91: Broke the law: speed everyday lol 90: Texted: a few minutes ago[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: my bff’s 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my step moms mashed potatoes 87: The last movie I saw: The Greatest Showman 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: going on vacation next week 85: The thing im not looking forward to: work 84: People call me: bitchy, mean, the normal shit 83: The most difficult thing to do is: be completely open 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: IMMA VIRGO 80: The first person i talked to today was: Nick (I responded to his message) 79: First time you had a crush: like 5th grade? 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friend 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 10 minutes ago 76: Right now I am talking to: Ashley and Sarah cause we’re all pretty fucked 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: be an adult I suppose 74: I have/will get a job: I have one I hate 73: Tomorrow: is Sunday 72: Today: is Saturday 71: Next Summer: I’m going to Cali 70: Next Weekend: I’ll be packing for Hilton Head 69: I have these pets: My Shelley Bean 68: The worst sound in the world: NAIL FILERS 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Myself 66: People that make you happy: my best friends and Nick 65: Last time I cried: Earlier today 64: My friends are: LIT 63: My computer is: a POS 62: My School: is alright  61: My Car: is also a POS 60: I lose all respect for people who: put blame on victims, bash on people based on race, religion, sexuality, gender, etc.. 59: The movie I cried at was: Lone Survivor 58: Your hair color is: reddish brown 57: TV shows you watch: Sons of Anarchy, Shadowhunters 56: Favorite web site: Tumblr and YouTube 55: Your dream vacation: Explore Europe 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I had a fucking cyst leak in my ovaries 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium well 52: My room is: a mess 51: My favorite celebrity is: Theo Rossi and Jennifer Lawrence 50: Where would you like to be: anywhere but here 49: Do you want children: maybe 48: Ever been in love: if that’s what you want to call it 47: Who’s your best friend: Ashley, Sarah, and Destinee 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: my pupper  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Nick 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: lol no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: nope 41: Have you pre-named your children: my son, yes 40: Last person I got mad at: my father 39: I would like to move to: Texas or Colorado  38: I wish I was a professional: pet cuddler[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Kit Kats  36: Vehicle: Ford everything 35: President: Obama 34: State visited: Nevada 33: Cellphone provider: AT&T 32: Athlete: Nia Jax and Roman Reigns (WWE wrestlers) 31: Actor: Hugh Jackman 30: Actress: Jennifer Lawrence 29: Singer: Brantley Gilbert 28: Band: Nickelback 27: Clothing store: Torrid 26: Grocery store: Wal Mart 25: TV show: Sons of Anarchy 24: Movie: The Greatest Showman 23: Website: YouTube or Tumblr 22: Animal: Dogs 21: Theme park: don’t have one 20: Holiday: my birthday 19: Sport to watch: Football 18: Sport to play: basketball 17: Magazine: don’t have one 16: Book: The House Of Night Series 15: Day of the week: Tuesday 14: Beach: Palm Coast 13: Concert attended: Nickelback 12: Thing to cook: Chicken 11: Food: Chinese food 10: Restaurant: No idea honestly 9: Radio station: don’t listen to it 8: Yankee candle scent: uuuuhhhhh 7: Perfume: something from Bath & Body Works 6: Flower: Tulips 5: Color: Red is Blue 4: Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres (intoxicated, can’t spell)  3: Comedian: Gabrielle Iglesias 2: Dog breed: Blue Heelers and Pit Bulls 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? YeeepThanks anon

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