u can be an omega no matter your assigned sex at birth a/b/o is just buitl weird
- sincerely someone who has unfortunately hyperfixated on omegaverse and doesn't entirely want to reveal itself
huh
would i at least still have a girldick though
it's weirdly important for gender reasons
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mha as things my family has said 6
*playing bitlife*
shouji: nah how are you broke ugly and dumb my guy
ojirou: pick a fuckin struggle
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bakugou: *sets his phone down and walks out of the room*
midoriya: kacchan what are you–?
bakugou: *runs back into the room full speed and jump kicks his phone*
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ojirou: beat his ass
shouji: gonna uppercut him in his dick watch this
*literally kills the guy*
ojirou: :O
shouji: THATS THE SECOND MURDER AND IM ONLY TEN WHAT THE FUCK
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yaoyorozu: glitter everywhere omg
iida: youll be finding that ish in your carpet for years
yaoyorozu: FUCKKKKKK
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dabi: i got into a fight
spinner: and you won?
dabi: do i look like i LOST
spinner: NO THATS WHY I FUCKING ASKED
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masterlist <3
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steve: what movie are we watching?
eddie: scream?
steve: yeah i-
there's a loud knock at the door.
eddie: did you invite buckley or wheeler over?
steve: no? it's 12 in the morning. i'll get it.
steve moved into an apartment with eddie a few months back, hoping to forget everything about his parents.
steve opens the door, stopping in his tracks when he sees his mom's face.
mrs. harrington: steven, you've grown so big!
steve:
mrs. harrington: im sorry it took me so long to come see you.
steve: 8 years.
mrs. harrington: oh, honey, i don't believe it's been that long.
steve: i need you to leave.
eddie, from the couch: steve, who is it?
steve: you need to leave. now.
mrs. harrington: steven, you are unbelievable.
steve: im unbelievable? you're the one who ditches your kid years at a time, leaving him alone for his whole childhood, missing all of his birthdays and graduations. you. not me, you. i don't know how you found me, but lose my address.
eddie, walking up to the door: who are you?
mrs. harrington: steven's mother. who are you?
steve: my fiancee.
eddie looks steve dead in the eyes and attempts not to freak out.
they never talked about this.
not once.
eddie thought marriage was off the table.
mrs. harrington: i presume you're joking.
steve: does it look like im laughing?
mrs. harrington: you can't just...
steve: what? get married to a guy? yeah, i can. whatcha gonna do? leave for another 8 years? that'll be better for everyone, honestly.
eddie:
mrs. harrington: you cannot speak to me like that! i am your mother, steven-
eddie: steve. his name is steve. and, correct me if im wrong, but i heard steve tell you to leave, so i suggest you do, before we call the police, and i don't think you want to get hopper involved, because he will not hesitate to take you to jail. believe it or not, no one in this town likes you or your husband very much, so if i were you, i would turn around, and walk away. you might have screwed up your life, but you are definitely not going to ruin steve's. goodnight.
eddie slams the door in her face, and walks into the bathroom, shutting the door.
steve: eddie! i...
steve: i love you.
eddie:
steve: and im sorry for saying that. it just flew out of my mouth. i-i didn't even think of what i was saying-
eddie, through the door: you seemed like you meant it.
steve:
eddie: did you? mean it?
steve: um..
eddie, opening the door: steve, yes or no.
steve:
eddie: GIVE ME AN ANSWER SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
steve: YES.
eddie: okay.
steve:
eddie:
steve: WELL ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?!
eddie: im thinking.
steve: okay
eddie:
steve:
eddie: yeah. i just wanted to make you nervous.
steve: wait, what?
eddie: yes, ill marry you, harrington, on one condition.
steve: YOU SAID YES?
eddie: you take my last name
steve: no.
after the wedding~
robin: eddie harrington has a nice ring to it.
eddie: this wasn't part of the terms and conditions
nancy: edward harrington.
eddie: im going to murder you.
robin: 🎶eddie harrington🎶
eddie: IM GOING TO MURDER BOTH OF YOU
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