[TW/Sterek] Pretty Please
Stiles: Please? For me?
Derek, confused: What are you doing with your face?
Stiles, blinking: Nothing. It's just my normal, innocent face. I'm not doing anything.
Derek, frown: Yes, you did. That look on your face. Don't.
Stiles, blinking quickly: Oh! You mean— THIS sad puppy look?
Derek, blushing: Nice try. I won't fall for that.
Stiles: C'mon Der bear, you know you love it and you can't resist.
Derek: No! You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do exactly what you wa-
Stiles, blinking again: Please, for me?
Derek: Damn it! I'm gonna rip whoever taught you that into pieces.
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Scott: *sneezes*
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thinking about how canonically the pevensie siblings are 13, 12, 10, and 8 in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe"
thinking about how lucy needed a stool to be able to get up onto her throne, how peter's sword is a little too large for him, how susan's bow is a little too difficult for her to pull back, how edmund's shield nearly covers his entire body.
thinking about the pevensie siblings and their first few months in narnia, getting to know their new people, and half the narnians sitting there horrified because WHAT have these literal babies been through to give them such traumatized, old eyes, and the other half of the narnians are preparing to adopt them, no it doesn't matter that they're the rules, they're children who are being put in charge of too many things, and if peter looks at the old man council long enough he's going to cry, so someone needs to give him paternal support while aslan is off doing Lion Jesus Stuff™️ and whoops oreius is being nice and encouraging and now he's adopted his kings and queens they're his kids now he doesn't make the rules.
just the narnians and the pevensies being thrown into it together, and just as the pevensies will do anything to protect their new kingdom, the narnians will do anything to protect their rules, because let's be honest, these children have no sense of self-preservation, and are far too overprotective of each other and their people to take into account their own safety, so a lot of battles it's just one of the pevensie siblings running headfirst into danger with oreius running after them because his kids are feral and don't know proper royalty manners and won't threatening old kings from different countries because they're being assholes and the last time one of them tried undermining the queens susan called him a self-righteous asshole and lucy tried to stab him SOMEONE help him corral his children please
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Something about Martyn doing everything he can to stop the other greens from completing their tasks but literally HANDING Etho a success was so funny Etho has every single member of that server wrapped around his finger he's like a sad little puppy you can't bring yourself to discipline
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of all terror lieutenants hodgson is my favourite. see first of all i adore the way he speaks bc he has a lovely voice and an accent that is very soothing. but also i love that he really is kind of a pushover who can never truly make the hard decisions (and he knows this, bc he is not the stuff a captain is made of) and has to sit on his own little tin can cuck chair at cannibalism camp dinner time bc he is essentially a hostage of his own making and he doesn't have the courage to kill a man whose disappearance would save others a lot of misery (and he knows this, but he wants to live). but then also, and you have to understand this is absolutely vital to my enjoyment, for some reason he looks exactly like he'd kill it as a fancast of czar alexander i of russia.
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