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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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#video

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

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she sucking my pebbles like a grouper

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been watching my friend play yakuza 1 lately and i can't get it out of my head that Kiryu looks like mr fresh

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#spinda and feebas #Sick #this is cute

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“he is just some guy” YEAH WELL HE IS MY SOME GUY

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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#video #i listen to this regularly on youtube #and it makes my boyfriend distressed