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hannahlovesluca · 7 months

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Hello hello! Heard you do nijisanji match ups, i was wondering if i can have one too :DD

(Preferably Male, but Female is fine too!)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Omnisexual (basically like pansexual but yeah, it's hard to explain😭)

Zodiac: Aries

Appearance: 5'6/5'7, chubby, medium lenght wavy hair, tanned skin, dark brown eyes

Mbti: INFJ/INFP (took the test multiple times, these are the two i get always)

Personality: energetic, likes to joke around (in the right time of course), friendly, kind of smart? (My brain is confusing👁👁), sometimes soft spoken, gets easily irritated when im forced to multitask.

Likes: music, food, movies, nature, photography, cooking, playing games, doodles, late night talks

Dislikes: bitter food, when people ask the same question over and over again,

Love Language;

Giving: Acts of Service, Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Gift Giving

Receiving: Acts of Service, Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Physical Touch

Extra: i tend to tap my foot nervously, i hum whenever i cook sometimes or put on a vod in youtube and watch while i do chores.

(That's all! Let's see if i can get my oshi, thank you for this! Hope you have a wonderful day!)

I pair you with…

Ike Eveland !

hear me out…

• first off: IMAGINE HIM LETTING YOU DOODLE ON HIM IN MARKER IF YOUR NERVOUS RAHH 🦅🦅

• no seriously like making a bunch of heart doodles on his hands 🫶🫶🫶

• he overworks himself a lot and if you pull him out of his trance he will melt melt melt

• srsly if u worry about his health hes going to be wrapped around your pretty little finger

• he dates for marriage; not for fun. so if youre not up for a serious relationship he will probably end things even if it hurts him

• FYCK I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK AB IKE BEING SAD I LOVE HIM SM

• someone needs to match me up w him fr

• anyway, will hum you to sleep as well if you have trouble sleeping. its the sweetest thing ever.

• omg imagine coming home one day and the first thing you hear from his streaming room is his metals screams LMAOO

• “BARRRRGGHHHHH 🔥🔥”

• he knows your introverted and he is too so he’ll probably take you on dates to restaurants every now and then, but most of the time he’ll set up at home dates

• imagine him setting up a fort of blankets, pillows, etc and having netflix on the TV (bonus points if youre watching Thirteen pls that is my most favorite movie of all time..)

• IMAGINE THE SNACKS HE WOULD GET

• okay end of rant i love him too much

• HE WILL READ YOU TO SLEEP 11/10 EXPERIENCE HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

• if youre sick he might EMPHASIS ON MIGHT sing you to sleep

• will actually ask if caviar toast would help you if youre sick

• in his eyes caviar toast makes everything better

RUNNERS UP: Hex Haywire, Selen Tatsuki

#luca kaneshiro #ike eveland #luxiem #luxiem x reader #shu yamino #mysta rias #vox akuma #nijisanji en #ike eveland x reader

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bambino1294 · 2 years

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B A M <3 agh. where do i?? HOW? DO I START??? you are. so cool. i am just. Woah. when you first told me abt the classes youre taking and just like?? what you do?? i remember wanting to know As Much As Possible BECAUSE IT’S SMTHG THAT I WAS SO INSPIRED BY. i was like WHAT. im still so upset ill never have you as my english teacher but. I KNOW YOU’LL DO GREAT! and if you change your mind abt your career you’ll slay in whatever you change to! i just wanted to tell you that youve helped me so much? whether it be through texting me or the movie nights i was just. YOURE SWAG. END OF STORY. i hope youre doin alright bam and im giving you the biggest of hugs <3

brb sobbing omg

Bee— I just— you’re so nice and I love you and I would fight god for you wtf— INSPIRING??? brb crying again—

Though this does also remind me that I never said anything about the life crisis I had over the hell that was my second year lmaoo. I’m not planning on being an English teacher anymore (however if anyone ever needs any help I am always available <3) but I’m actually looking at going into publishing!!

Of course I wanna be a published author at some point, either through traditional or indie means, but I really wanna be part of a publishing house’s marketing or editing team because I just— BOOKS DUDE, THEY’RE SO COOL; I’ve already decided I’m gonna be one of @hella1975’s editors and she gets no say, you’re stuck with me for life now that you’re an irl 🥰

Anyway sorry for turning you’re absolutely sweet message into a rant about my career prospects lmao ~ I LOVE YOU BEE <3 <3

#ask #rambles #yeah I had a whole thing about my life when it was going downhill lol #I’ve actually recently applied for a work experience thing with penguin!!#idk if I’ll actually get it #but I’ve applied and I’m letting myself be hopeful #otherwise I’m applying for their internship next summer #cause— just— yeah #like I just want a job in the whole bookish. literature sphere #I know it’s such a hard sector to get into #like genuinely it’s so difficult #and because of tik tok and stuff I hate a lot of directions certain things go in #but STILL #I do Insta and yt for fun but they’re also pretty good for networking when they get bigger yk #but they’re genuinely just cause I have a laugh doing them lmao #I’m not consistent enough to make a job out of that and I wouldn’t want to put all my weight on something so volatile anyway 💀#anyway whatever this isn’t what that ask was about I’m gonna shut the fuck up #love you bee <3

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snowbebbie · 1 month

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rant?!?!

ngl i know this looks like a ed account but i feel like im not super struggling with that right now (god bless) IDK THOUGH like my brain is occupied by other things (my ex) so it's not hard for me to go the day without eating. but tbh im eating almost the same amount in my ed days (only meals with family) and working out a lot more. so technically its worse? i cannot tell.

i do overeat sometimes but there's no binging so ill take it. ill take overeating over a god damn binge anyday.

i like working out cause its fun and learning how to better do routines and hitting personal bests is serotonin inducing. also it feels the most like me.

growing up i was the tomboy who wanted to keep the chairs when the teacher said "can i have some strong guys to help me with this?" so it feels right for me to be lifting weights and stuff.

plus my body type allows for muscle growth more than being skinny. i come from a family of athletes so i think its in my genetics.

and i actually dont mind not being skinny?? it bothers me at times but i kinda like my body?? skinny girls are sooo pretty and they pull off clothes so well :(( and their faces are so slim and ughhh if my face was thin i wouldn't be doing all this istg. but after getting older i think there's more of a sexual appeal in thicker girls and hey, ive never had an issue finding a partner. i got thick thighs, decent ass, kinda flat stomach, some boobs, hourglass-ish figure so honesty what more do i have to ask for LMAOO

yeah it sucks i can't pull off the big hoodie and look small and dainty in it but idgf anymore if i feel cute in it ima wear it. plus im short with a fucking baby face so guys will think im cute anyways.

btw having a baby face sucks as a bi female cause i also want a girlfriend and i want to be the protective one (i was with my first ex) and having that sort of face hinders me so fucking much cause i dont look badass.

anyways yeah. never thought i'd live to see the day i can live in my body without wanting to kill myself. there are things i'd love to change of course. i can point out each and every one, and ill try and change it. but sending myself into a full blown disorder again just isn't worth it.

the hardest thing to get rid of was the automatic calorie counter in my head and how id HAVE to get the lowest calorie option even if i didn't want it and then have a meltdown when i start overthinking that maybe its not the lowest.

yeah that? i dont miss that.

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dirtandwormsandweeds · 3 months

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i dont rly have a safe place to rant right now so hello tumblr! trigger warning as l ill talk about moving out of an abusive situation/the aftermath of that, so if thats not a safe topic for u u can go look at a puppy pics blog :)))

today is not a great day for my brain thus far. i moved out of an abusive situation two days ago thanks to the help of my support system (i literally have the best support system ever theyve just heard everything abt this situation already so they deserve a break lol), and the abusers are claiming that ive stolen from them, lying to people about how i treated them when we lived together, calling me a bully, etc etc. and it’s just so exhausting. i live in a pretty moderately sized town and i see people related to this situation very frequently. it’s also rly triggering to see my abusers in public lol.

the day i moved they had a party that night. and i got three phone calls, a voicemail, and a voice message about how much they hate me and the different ways they want me to die (diabetes and cancer respectively lol). they also made some really disgusting sexual comments about me that are rattling around in my brain still. called me a fatass and everything.

obviously this just enforces my own beliefs that i definitely should have left when i did, and secretly at that (i was concerned for my safety if i moved out at a normal pace and to their knowledge , guess i was right for that), but it sucks a lot to be on the butt end of a bunch of lies that are so heinous people DO hate you even though it’s all lies:/ive not experienced this before and it fuckin sucks to go through but . i’ll make it im sure. i’m just really still reeling from the texts/calls/memos/also the other phone calls from one of their friends (10 phone calls!!! Wtf!!! of course i never picked up but !!! wat!!)

anyway. advice and support are appreciated. if you have normal questions i’ll answer them for context but i doubt anyone truly gives a fuck lmaoo. Thankfully ive got my support system and my faith to keep me sane rn.

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valetparking · 3 years

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i truly am my own worst enemy

#artist rant time hehe #nothing is stopping me like i said i am my own worst enemy #but i need to work harder and really make art #i can’t just wait for genius to strike me i need to work hard on this #of course i really screwed myself over by isolating myself but hey i’ve achieved a lot since i was 20 and i need to recognize that #but i would like to be better and i guess im just scared of doing it on my own #anyways lmaoo

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gordvendomewhore · 4 years

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Do the preps have any hobbies?

hey anon!! thank you for the ask, this was pretty fun and easy to work on since i already had a pretty set idea on what the preps like to do in their spare time :))

hope you enjoy reading <3

derby:

putting down poor people.

jokes aside (god knows this isn’t a joke though), i think derby is secretly a big nerd

he probably spends a lot of time analyzing old historical literature and artwork, or even studying french (since it’s canon that he knows at least a little bit due to his voice lines)

and while those things seem all fancy and rich and cool, it’s still,,,, SUPER nerdy

and derby definitely knows this, oh of course he does

but he hides behind the prestige of it all in order to cover his ass smh

huh it’s weird how the arts used to be so heavily associated with wealthy culture AKDJSKDKD now all creative people are just gay and depressed

which,, derby fits into the categories of

he’s probably a day drinker too ❤️

bif:

bif has no personality outside of being a boxer. he is, sadly, a one trick pony.

OKAY but to not do bif any injustice, i will say that he is 100% the type of person to have a little backyard garden that is essentially his child

he’d name his plants, set up watering schedules, talk to them about his day and the latest bullshit derby has put him through, play music for them

canonically, bif would NEVER do this. but that does not change that he is the TYPE of person who would.

gord:

shopping. his hobby is shopping.

when he’s sad? shopping. happy? time for a trip to aquaberry. angry? no better way to blow off some steam than by shopping. stressed? daddy’s credit card is already out and ready.

gord probably gets bored of shopping for himself all the time so he forces the other preps to be his little dolls and dresses them up

they all hate it with a passion, but will gord ever stop?

no. the answer is no.

tad:

baking 💕💕💕💕

i know that tad baking was only mentioned in one singular voice line but GOD how did rockstar ever expect me to NOT latch onto that voice line for the rest of my life

anyway yes tad loves to bake 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

he probably hid his interest since,,, he got into baking in order not to get teased

and he 100% stopped baking after the Pitchfork Incident

but i like to think that at one point he opens up about it even if it isn’t anytime soon, or even fit for his canonical personality

i just want tad to be happy :(

also this isn’t exactly a hobby but tad is the type of person to fold laundry when he gets sad

parker:

i feel like parker would be into real soft domestic shit, like crocheting and sewing

he probably makes little sweaters for the gnomes at the harrington house

or maybe even little stuffed animals for himself

like,,, there’s no way to convince he otherwise

one year he made all the preps matching mittens and everyone wore it for the entirety of winter in order to not hurt parker’s feelings

parker is so cute i PHYSICALLY cannot handle it

chad:

chad is one of the preps who has canonical hobbies outside of boxing, so we got got some starting ground woohoo

so canonically, chad boxes and takes flute lessons, and then he used to be apart of the glee club and he used to run track

we also know that the scar on his cheek is from fencing, so yeah we can assume that he fences

(or used to fence, since i HC that chad quit after he got his scar)

look at my boy being so multitalented omg i love him

as i have said before, and will ALWAYS repeat, i think chad is a completionist

he likes to try everything at least once, and so i think he has a lot of skills and hobbies that he does on the side

he’s the type of person that gets stressed if he has too much free time LMAO he constantly needs to be doing something

justin:

justin fucking does SPORTS for FUN

he canonically boxes and swims, but he probably does,,,, other,,,,, sports,,,,,,,,

uhhh what are. sports

HAHA okay okay but he probably plays tennis, lacrosse, golf, maybe he even does archery

justin would do those rich boy type of sports, the ones that have prestige and make him seem all cool and fancy

i think that he’s is similar to chad in the sense that they both need something to keep them busy and occupied since they don’t like having too much free time

and to fill up his time, justin does a lot of hobbies that involve physical activity which is valid

bryce:

he watches a lot of movies/tv shows in his free time

he probably listens to a bunch of audio books too lmao

it’s a good way to escape reality and are all good forms of media that keep bryce entertained yet not too distracted

he canonically works at boat & yacht which is,,, a yacht club LMAOO it’s in the name, but with bryce just being a high schooler, i really doubt he’s doing any high ranking special job

so he’s probably just stuck with working the front desk or working as a server/water

(or a caddie if boat & yacht is also a country club; a caddie is someone who carries around a golfer’s clubs and sometimes they help with other things)

so he has a lot of time to watch/listen to things as he works his job!!

pinky:

she owns a blog where she trashes on people at bullworth and rants about her life

she would be totally dedicated to it LMAOOO she’s the 2000s equivalent of those dumb tea spilling accounts

oh and the 2000s equivalent of vloggers

pinky also loves doing nails and like gord, forces the preps to sit down through hours of home nail care and spa days

imagine the preps with all these colorful nail colors,,,, they said screw toxic masculinity

and that’s it!! so sorry this post is long akdjsjd im on mobile and my posts also don’t pop up in the tags if i add a cut

but yeah thanks for reading!! i tried to be a lot more lighthearted with this post, since i think i worry too much about making everything seem perfect or accurate

in the long run it’s just my interpretation of some random video game characters, so who cares whether or not it’s perfect??

reblogs are appreciated and also feel free to leave more requests woo 💕💕

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huangfilms · 6 years

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Florist!Donghyuck

summary: hi i really hate this person and i saw your sign that you make personal bouquets and i would like you to make one where it gives the message of how much i hate them if it isn’t too much to ask for

requested by: a lovely anon!! thanks love❤️

(A/N) ajsdhgf okay so She Is Here!!! i don’t know what i wrote!! i always never know what i write cause when i write sometimes i just black out and suddenly its finished but i hope this is what you wanted you lovely anon!!! thank you for requesting <333

okay so you just recently went through a break up

that fool was the biggest asshole ever and you don’t even know w hy

so you broke up with them !!! good for u sis !!

honestly they cheated on u with a close friend of yours and you just,,, didn’t care anymore

well you didnt care That Much Anymore

u still care to the point where u are 2day

and thats going to a florist to passive aggressively say how much u hate them in flowers

i mean u saw a sign that says ‘we make personalized bouquets!!’ so u hope they can just do this For You

so you walk in a lil angry

and you have This Mad Face and the florist currently working thinks its the cutest thing

the florist is donghyuck

and he just sees you fuming and you look?? like a lil baby munchkin so adorable omg

and so hes just waiting for you to say something And Eventually You Do Say Something

he didnt expect this rant to come out of ur mouth

‘my s/o just cheated on me like a week ago and Yes i am still mad about it and i saw your sign about making personalized bouquets and i just wanted to ask if you can make the most Passive Aggressive bouquet so i can tell them that i hate them without actually telling them i hate them??’

and you say more but at the end of your little rant donghyuck is just trying to hold in his laughter because youre so adorable omg

and hes all like,, ‘sure sweets,,, also,,,,,,, do u need to talk about it? i can have it done by the end of the day and i could use sum company since ill b the only one on duty’

and u get shocked cause LMAOOO this cute ass florist really b out here! making ur heart beat fast! just by asking u to keep him company!

___ don’t fall for the first person to b nice to you since ur break up challenge [FAILED]

so ur like,,, ive got no plans so sure

and you just hang around and look through all of the flowers

and while youre looking around youre just asking him what each flower means

and some beautiful flowers have the most unpleasant meanings LMAOOO

and hyuck is just living for this cause you are just so adorable lkdfjha

it becomes like 5 PM so suddenly and you needa go home cause yo mama will b wondering where u been for the last few hours LMAO

so you tell him that hey,,, you gotta leave but youll come back tomorrow to pick up the flowers!!!

‘it was nice meeting you donghyuck ! im y/n’

and u see him melt from u saying his name

its the cutest sight omg

and so you just leave and hyuck is just in awe because wow ! youre adorable t h e

so he just spends the rest of his time making the bouquet of hatred

its not that much time, he closes the store at 7 since hes got a lot of stuff to do like hw since hes in his last year of highschool

but anywho

you come back the next day bright and early on saturday

and hyuck is there bright and early

and you just greet him with a big smile and then u remember why ur there and ur smile is g o ne

so you asking him if the bouquet is done and how much it is and all that jazz

and he says that ur total comes out to an even $11 so u give him exact change and then u ask what kinda flowers he included

so he goes into detail about each of them (i know nothing of flowers just the most basic info like red roses mean a deep love or whatever LMAO)

then at the end of his explanation you just evilly grin and ask him to write on a card very nicely of the names of each flower he included

he does just that and then he gives you a big smile ! the actual sun? yes.

and you tip him some money and then you wave him goodbye! and then the actual sun is not shining anymore cause you left

when you give your ex s/o the bouquet, you tell them ‘here, search each flower that was written on this card and find out their meanings, have a nice life.’

and you just leave cause!! wooo frick them! u r free !

then u miss donghyuck even tho u met him like yesterday

smh

like he was real witty and funny when u guys talked

u just go home nd ur all like ‘SIGH’ and ur mom is just wondering if your okay LMAOO

but the next day u plan on seeing him just cause

but to make it not loo k like ur just trying to see him,,, u buy a SINGLE flower

when hyuck sees u walk in the shop he Lights Up omghhshs

The Actual Sun Im Telling You

‘hey hyuck!! how r u!!’ and he MELTS

YOURE SO DJSJJD AADORABLEKFJS

well anyway you guys chat for a while and you decide youre going to buy a carnation or something

‘just a single flower?’ and he shyly grins at u

you turn the cutest shade of pink abby uwus her way thru this headconnon pt three

then he chuckles a lil and you laugh a bit with him

while hes totaling up your single flower, you chat with him some more

‘here’s your flower, have a nice day!’ and he smiles His Smile u all know what im talking about

and youre Sad Again

this continues for weeks

you buying ONE flower, him being the sun, u guys pining talking

you guys get to know each other more and more over the weeks go by

and suddenly you have these???feelings??? for the sun??? yes.

but of course you dont Say Anything cause he might not like u like that and u would still like to talk to him even if its just as friends

but sis,,,, u have No Idea that donghyuck has been Pining Over You Since Forever

cause sometimes you ask him to pick your single flower for the day and its him confessing his feelings through flowers but you dont need to know that

the Cutest Shit I Know

but then he just sighs when you leave and he feels the hurt of unrequited love

hyuck bub,,, chill out sweetie

IF YALL WOULD JUST OPEN UR FUCKIN EARS THEN YALL WOULD BE TOGETHER BUT I MEAN I G U E S S

literally everyone is rooting for you guys,,,, i cant--

everyone sees The Eyes whenever you guys look at each other, but the other isnt looking at you

sometimes hyuck even turns Red just by looking at you, like you dont even catch him or anything he just turns red

but hyuck is just like,,,,, hnnngg maybe they like me,,,,,,,,, so he picks out an aster and tells u to search up the meaning for this one this time

(its a symbol of love/daintiness)

and when u do your heart absolutely Soars

because!! he likes you too!!! what !!!

when you come back the next day you just find him and pull him into a hug and say ‘i like you too’ and hyuck turns pink and its dshalkadorablejdf

and so he asks you out on a date and its cute cause you say yes!

the day of the date he takes you to a flower field and he picks small flowers and sticks them in both your hair and his

ITS ! SO ! CUTE !

and many dates later hyuck finally asks you to be his! and u! yell ! yes!

saldkjhflakjsdh

OKAY BUT hycuk finding the most beautiful flowers to give you

like a red or white camellia !! (red means: youre a flame in my heart, white means: youre adorable!!)

and he just tells you the meanings cause you deserve to know and he wants u to hear it from him

ONE DAY HE GIVES YOU A BOUQUET OF DAISYS ! (innocence ! loyal love !) and hyuck is always shy when telling you the meanings

few months into your relationship, he gives you a red chrysanthemum,,,,, sister !

and you understand this one because you are IN LOVE with these flowers because they mean--

‘I love you.’

you then look up with a few tears in your eyes and you say--

‘i love you too, hyuck’ and you give him the biggest hug ever!!!

everything is soft everything is cute

im always soft whats new queens

but anyway!!! end!! hyuck as a florist would be so cute??? but him as ur bf AND a florist??? EVEN CUTER!

so! end!!! hyuck deserves the whole world omg

Masterlist

#lee donghyuck scenarios #unlisted

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sn4kebites · 3 years

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idk do i count as i mutual? honestly. who cares. deal with it (or dont🥺)... but uh, my day has been okay so far! im at work, which is usually pretty boring except that today i was actually able to be useful and use my .... idk google accounts or whatever to help my coworkers in the next building over... and they brought me a CUPCAKE! which tasted really bad but i ate it anyway. i also spilled pesto vinaigrette everywhere but my job has these really... toxic wipes that will clean anything so its fine.

how's your day been tho too!!?? whats been going on??? rant to us!!!

(also i am thinking very hard at u rn... and abt what i want to say to u about everything)(this is ihatebnha in case ... u forgot idk sometimes i feel like people do) (kmsing now bye)

OF COURSE U COUNT AS MUTUAL MISS MAAM I LOVE U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

you're so sweet do u know how much i love u!!! it is so much actually!! im sorry ur cupcake wasn't as good as it should've been but tbh cupcakes r kinda hit or miss to me so i guess that makes sense. ALSO the wipes at ur job... radioactive perhaps but we move yk LMAOO

i have had an. Interesting day. i think ppl on tumblr r truly such shitheads LMAO but its w/e we block and support our friends. i miss cassie alr but we will Deal. im thinking a lot abt starting at my new job but honestly my days r pretty boring LOL

(I NEVER FORGET U I THINK OF 24/7. pls don't feel any pressure to reply, as long i didn't make u uncomfy w it which i was worried abt, i totally understand!! i hope ur okay!!! u have my discord ilysm dont be nervous)

#void.answers #I LOVE U SO MUCH WHAT

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