#LETS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GOOOOOOOO GIRLS
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TAEMIN SUMMER COMEBACK?????
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Can you draw more plus-sized Summer Rose? Do you have other body diversity headcanons in RWBY, such as Qrow with a beer belly?
Hellooo lovely anon!
god, when i saw this ask i went absolutely ballistic. No words can explain just how much I adore my hcs of Summer Rose, she's my favorite RWBY character because the little details i added to her character as hcs just kind of made it for me, even if she has next to no screentime in the main series.
Personally, in my aus, i have tweaked and changed a LOT of the main cast so it'd have more representation. I couldn't draw all of them sadly, but here goes the little list:
Body diversity HCS ->
1. Blake Belladona is poc! This is the more obvious one but I decided to make her a dark-skinned woman as a general hcs in everything I do. You could also go further and say that her hair texture is different, and that she just straightens it.
2. Yang Xiao Long has a muscular build! (No shit sherlock) but yeah, she's buff! Give the girl her muscles! I also made her anatomy a little bit less off and she probably has a little belly too, because I can't really accept that she's so thin while her breasts are completely disproportionate to her body. She's also tanned!
3. This isn't exactly my HCS, because I haven't specifically added them to any AU, but I really like @peixedobar's take that Weiss Schnee has albinism.
4. Ruby Rose is also a bit stronger physically! She isn't as buff as Yang or Raven, because these two are absolute units, but she also isn't as thin as she is in cannon.
This is also more prominent for my Zombie!AU because Ruby lends Crescent Rose to Oscar for a good part of the plot, and after that she just... fucking punches everyone to oblivion. (I know it's a bit OOC but in-universe it makes sense)
5. Lie Ren is blasian! I don't really know where I got this from, but while thinking to myself about what I could do to make my Zombie Au more inclusive, the thought just crossed my mind. His hair is also textured, he has braids.
6. Raven Branwen is fucking jacked. Seriously she's probably the most well-built character I can think of in my AUs. She isn't like a massive war tank(or similar to League of Legends Illaoi for example) but she is very in-shape and has very well-defined muscles along with a body adorned by scars. Aside from that, she's also part asian, part... Brazillian? More elaboration on that on Qrow's part lmfao.
7. Qrow Brawen with a fucking beer belly LETS GOOOOOOOO!!
Anon, when you suggested that, i went insane. It had never crossed my mind, because I often drew Qrow with a very muscular build, mostly out of anatomy studies — But gosh, I adored this hc in so many ways i'll probably add it EVERYWHERE. QROW WITH A BEER BELLY SHALL BE MY MARK ON THIS PLANET.
Aside from that, I also made his face more detailed. Usually it was difficult for me to draw him because he lacked a lot of facial details that often make irl people more unique, and I believe that's due to RWBY's artstyle. On mines, however, he has beauty marks below his right eyebrow and one above the right side of his lips. Scars all over, too.
He has a Japanese descent(Assuming that The Branwen Tribe is from Anima + Raven's choice of wear cannonically) and asiatic features on his eyes, but him and Raven also have heavy latin-american characteristics. They're Brazillian in my aus, mostly out of a inside joke(I too am Brazillian) and the fact that Qrow gives me a lot of latino vibes(Contrary to popular fandom belief, his hips do not lie !!!!), but after a while I started noticing that It actually wouldn't be too far-fetched to believe this, because if you look back at the history and relationship between Brazil and Japan, you'd find that these two countries actually have a LOT of story together!
Brazil homes a bunch of different cultures and ethnicities in it's lands, it's a country with a lot of diversity so in my opinion it wouldn't be too otherworldly to make The Branwen Twins brazillian in my aus :p
That's it for body hcs! I'll probably have more in the near future, but for now these are the ones I can remember.
Other diversity Hcs ->
1. Autistic Penny, Ruby, Summer Rose(this wasn't on purpose, it just happened as I was writting her LMFAO), Neopolitan
2. Transfem Nora, He/They Lie Ren
3. ADHD Jaune, Qrow Branwen
4. This is specific to a AU I have, it isn't present in my other works, but in La Vie En Rose(Royal Au) Neopolitan eventually has a leg injury during a major plotpoint that leaves her disabled, so her Parasol is also used as a cane of sorts since she can't be as agile and flexible anymore. She's still slaying though, always.
5. Summer Rose is blind of one eye!
I'm quite sure I forgot a few, and with time I'll update you on everything, but for now these are the ones! Thanks for asking, Anon!
And just as you asked for~ A lovely Summer Rose on a Beach day for ya!
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Day 9, in the shadows. A’Ghor Via-scp-verse lore let’s goooooooo, another text and art one let’s gooooo
TW: “there is absolutely no good in the world” type talk, psychological abuse, implied physical abuse, both of which from a parent, murder via impalement, talk of the death of someone implied to be a child, talk of cults, imprisonment, blood and guts. A’Ghor basically equals “this is a bad one”
There was always a hole in her heart.
There was absolutely no good in the world, that was what her father said. Just spreading darkness and vile people. Despite how much she hated it here, despite how much fear was in her heart whenever her father was around, she was lucky to be with him.
She barely ever left her tower, sitting in the shadows, curled up. Alone.
Her children would bring anything they could find, objects, animals, scared people, but nothing could fill the hole in her heart. Just more trash from a trash filled world. She’d destroy it all.
Once, after being brought to some new worthless world, her youngest, a child of shadow, delivered onto her a woman in orange, with messy hair and tired eyes. Yet another victim of a world without love. But then-
“Are you ok? Who are you?”
This human was… concerned about her. She never got concern, no one got concern. But this woman had it.
“…I am the princess of shadows. I am as ok as you can be in a world of destruction.” A soft dark voice. The human sighed.
“And I’m Siqinq. Where are we, exactly?” The human looked around the room. Too dark.
“My tower. My father build it for me.” Anyone else would have faded into these shadows by now, but this Siqiniq was different. Light where there shouldn’t be. Light that was real, here with her now.
“Seems nicer than where the Foundation kept me at least.”
“…You’re a prisoner too? I mean, I’m not a prisoner, I thrive here, but-“ slip of the tongue, she was lucky to be here, she was lucky to be here.
“Some fucked up cult kidnapped my daughter for some fucked up ritual. Didn’t even do anything, it just killed her. And they just moved onto their next prisoner. I tried to stop them, but the pigs got me and the cult convinced them I was crazy. Maybe I am, heh.”
“…oh. I hear about those people a lot, humans are always so greedy and violent and-“
“Not my girl. I’d do anything for her, and I knew I’d go through Hell to make it up to her. Anyways some guys in suits offered to give me freedom if I participated in some experiments or whatever, and the cult was still out there while I wasn’t so I had to get out ASAP. Then some shadow kid grabbed me during a breach or something and now I’m here.”
“…you and your daughter really cared about each other huh?”
“Yes. …And I still couldn’t save her…”
“Who did that to her. Who crushed one of the few existing pieces of light. I’ll crush them.” A piece of light, real. Something good. Her children could handle some puny humans.
“I think it was called something stupid, was it… the children of the Sc-“
Her father’s hand came crashing through the woman’s torso, and she collapsed. Dead.
“A’GHOR.”
“Dad, dad, I was going to kill her, please don’t hurt me dad, I’ll do anything, please,” she frantically grabbed the body of the woman, curled up with the human.
[Image ID: a grey girl in a dark room with long dark grey hair and a red dress. She cradles the body of a dead, olive skinned girl with messy black hair and an orange shirt. A hole is in the orange shirted girl’s chest, with guts and blood trailing out.]
She still has her body. The closest anything came to filling this hole in her chest. The only thing that was good. Why should anything continue without the last remaining good?
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SEASON 4 FINALE BABYYYYY
NOT STARTING OFF WITH COCO’S FUNERAL PLEASE
You know what tho? Letty might get her shit together. I hate it has to come like this but she might do it. I believe in her.
Angel can’t even go to the site because he FUCKED. COCO’S. DAUGHTER. Omg every time I remember I’m pissed off again
They didn’t deserve him. You’re so right Letty. He was the best of them and now he’s gone. Damn we really gotta say goodbye. Imma miss tf outta Richard on this show. He brought such depth to Coco. He was phenomenal.
TIG!! MY PSYCHO LOVE!! WAIT NOT HIM ABOUT TO KILL OL’ BOY
And not the Nurse coming in
$80,000?! FOR ONE JOB???
WAIT I KNEW IT
DONT. EVER. THREATEN. EZ.
Zeke is dead and gone yall. He gone. This is EZ through and through. This some cold-blooded shit right here.
EZ you should at least give the girls the money. Like they ain’t do nothing
NOT MANNY MEETING WITH THEM. JESS FINNA SET THEM UP. PLEASEEEEE NOT MY BABYYYYYYY
OH GOD THE SONS ARE HERE
I’ve missed Tig a lot actually. It has been so nice seeing him. I’m gonna take “sexy and bad” as a reference to Venus. Her and Tig are still together because I say so.
Oooo Marcus finding out that they killed Montez and they got a snitch in the clubhouse. Shit finna get realllllll
Creeper don’t even talk to her. It’s a waste of time. Shiiiiittttt she do got all your tea
AND SHE TOLD HIM THERE’S A RAT IN SANTO PADRE
i want that bitch DEAD. YA HEAR ME? KATIE IS DONE. KEEP COCO’S NAME OUT YO MOUTH
Louie is botching it but his heart is in the right place and this is really fucking nice. I think the car is really cute.
Padrino says it’s 3 to 1 and EZ says “more of them to kill”….WHATS NOT CLICKING EZEKIEL????
They’re staging a coup. I said Padrino would always have my respect but they were gonna dethrone or murk him.
Wait Adelita killed him?? How’d she get involved??
Emily been playing secret spy all season and it’s all been for NOTHING. Miguel got himself back together and got his son back so quick. I can’t stop laughing omg 😂😂😂😂
And no, I do not care that Erin is dead. Me and Holland have beef since the Teen Wolf years so I never cared about the character. I’m sure Emily will plan some way to avenge her next season but for now Miguel is winning and I am LIVING
Sofia throwing up and shit….guess we finna find out if she can really hang
NOT LIKE THIS!!! AND NOT BY FUCKING ISAAC DUDE. THEY FINNA BURN HIM??!!??!!!!
HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS!!
ELGIN WHEN I FIND YOU
Letty went and got Hope!! Okay that makes me feel better. That’s really nice. The women sticking together and I’m so damn proud of Letty! I KNEW SHE COULD! I just hope that Hope doesn’t run when things get hard again because they will and Letty is still growing. And so is she.
“We have that in common” You are yo Daddy son. DUH!
We finna lose Pops too?? He might as well tell the truth.
SECRET’S OUT LETS GOOOOOOOO
He finna killswitch????
Angel has a SON. He don’t wanna do this shit. What a fucked position to be in. But has he even told EZ about the baby yet??
EZ is out of CONTROL. They are so bloodthirsty and FOR WHAT? Y’all started this shit, wouldn’t even let Marcus finish talking because you’re thinking off pure emotion.
Y’all finna burn this club to the fucking ground. He is absolutely right. They gon see next season. They gone see.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE SEEING THE POWER PLAY FOR WHAT IT IS BUT IT’S TOO LAAAAAATE
Bishop’s face! Angel’s face!
Look at EZ sitting comfortable on the throne and giving a damn State of the Union address. THIS SPEEEEEECH!! HE’S WHACKED
Angel finna have a real tough time next season. Oh boy.
Poor Jay-Jay’s family….I guess this was Sofia proving herself tho. Ez really should give them the money. Some if it. Something.
That Ez and Angel scene was…..I don’t know what to say besides I’m real scared. I’m SO. SCARED. I just wanna repeat again that Ez IS GONE.
Creeper finna SNITCH?! DONT PISS ME OFF.
Oh HE IS TAKING ALL THE HEAT. A REAL MUTHAFUCKA FOR LIFE !!
Ez look a plum fool still on that twin mattress.
I think Angel got the location from Padrino and burned that bitch to the ground.
Wow wow wow y’all done stressed me tf out
See ya next season
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The Bet
Summary: You and your boyfriend Chan make a bet and the loser must do what the winner says for a full twenty-four hours. When Chan loses, you make it your mission to get your boyfriend to do the one thing he absolutely refuses to do: relax.
Warnings: Smut. (Like its literally just smut), creampie, angst, unprotected sex, crude language
A/N: Last part lets goooooooo!!!!!!!!
Chapter Three
4:00PM—12:00PM
Around 6:00PM you ordered from your favorite sushi spot and ate dinner in the fort you and Chan had made from the couch cushions. You watched your favorite Ghibli movies together and made out until both of your lips were numb.
By 10:00PM you were done playing around and all but dragged your boyfriend into your bedroom and pounced on him.
Your lips met his as he laid you down on the bed, carefully hovering over you so as not to crush you with his larger form.
Your ankles are glued to his shoulders as he stands at the edge of the bed, his cock straining against the confines of his underwear.
You’re whining for him to fuck you until he’s sliding into you, the ecstasy of it making your back arch.
Chan is moaning your name as he thrusts into you, his large cock filling you to the brim.
Then he’s flipping you over, pounding into you from behind like a feral beast.
“Gonna fuck you so good,” he whines into your ear. “Gonna fill you up with my cum until you can’t take anymore.”
Your only reply is a moan as his words go straight to your core.
“You’re taking me so well,” he gasps, his hips snapping into yours at an unforgiving pace.
“You feel so good,” you finally manage between moans, the sound of your voice causing Chan’s hand to wrap itself around your throat.
“That’s my good girl,” he coos, his hand squeezing tighter.
You feel like your entire body is on fire as stars swim before your field of vision.
He’s fucking you stupid and you both know it.
You won’t last long like this, and neither will he.
It isn’t long before he’s flipping you onto your back, your feet nearly behand your head as he fucks down into you, his panting increasing.
“Gonna cum, Channie,” you whine.
“Cum on my cock, Babygirl,” he pants out, his pace never letting up.
His words undue the knot in your stomach and you’re coming undone around him, moaning and gasping his name as you ride out your high.
Your own orgasm triggers his, and seconds later he’s spilling into you, his hips pressed snuggly against yours.
He presses a kiss against your lips. “Perfect. You’re perfect. Today has been perfect.”
You smile, joy radiating through you.
“I’m glad I finally got you to relax,” you tell him as he reaches for a tissue to clean you up.
He smiles softly as you hiss from the contact of the tissue on your sensitive folds. When you’re all cleaned up to Chan’s satisfaction, he climbs into your arms, resting his head on your stomach like he’s a child.
You gently stroked his hair in silence, a heavy feeling creeping over the both of you.
“What’s wrong?” you asked softly, looking down at the boy curled around you.
When Chan looks up his eyes are brimming with tears.
“What’s wrong, my love?” you ask him, wiping away his tears with a stroke of your thumb.
He’s trembling now, and you have no idea how to hold him together. You just grab him and bury his face in the crook of your neck, rubbing soothing circles on his bare back.
“It’s okay, its okay, you’re in a safe place, I’m here,” you whisper, and he begins to sob.
“I really, really needed today,” he finally chokes out.
You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and smiled at him. “It’s okay to need rest, sometimes. It’s human, Chan.”
“I just feel like whatever I do it isn’t enough,” he sobs into your neck, angry breaths wracking his shaking body.
“Chan,” you say, taking his face in your hands. “I would give anything, anything, for you to see yourself the way I see you. You’re perfect, Chan. You make my life completely perfect. Every day I find new things to love about you, from the smallest of quirks to your biggest traits, I love everything about you—even your flaws—because they make up you. They make up the Channie that I love so much, so how could I not love them?”
He stares at you, his shallow breathing the only sound between the two of you. “I love you, too,” he says slowly, sniffling.
You freeze, processing the words you had just said to each other. You hadn’t even been trying to confess, you just wanted to make him feel better, but the words had slipped out regardless.
But you did love him, and if those words were at all a comfort to him, then you were happy you said them.
You lean forward and kiss him gently, which he returns with the same gentleness.
“Promise me you’ll relax more?” you ask, pulling back to look at him hopefully.
“Only if it means relaxing with you,” he says, pressing a kiss against your forehead.
“I’m satisfied with that compromise,” you muse, kissing him again.
Midnight comes and goes as the two of you lay fast asleep in each other’s arms, and since the bet is now officially over Chan is once again a free man, but he’s starting to think he should maybe listen to his girlfriend a bit more.
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Criminal Minds 3x9 - Live Star Reaction
I’m so fucking angry, like this is NOT a fun live reaction
This is like Elle all over again ;-;
Okay maybe I’ll sound a little like idk insane (?) but I CANT WAIT to see Derek an absolute WRECK over this (i need him to suffer a bit)
And Morgan is the ONLY one who knew she was on a date tonight And HES NOT THERE
Like if Penelope was a “conventionally attractive” character THIS would be the episode where Derek at LEAST finally admits his feelings for her, THIS would be the turning point in their relationship
Oooh we found Kevin, is this the guy who she actually dates ?
An encrypted file ????
Like the potential for their relationship in this episode is CRAZY, the writers have so much to answer for
“I don’t believe in guns!” “Oh trust me they’re very real” KSKSKS THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR BANTER
“I feel safe with all of you” 🥺 AAAAAAAA *throws up and cries*
I do not care for these twos, they’re just trying to partner her up with the “boy version of her” and that is quite literally my LEAST FAVORITE TROPE I HATE IT SM
This scene tho of the other analysts helping them with info was INSANE !! Loved it
JJ WITH THE HEADSHOT !! LETS GOOOOOOOO
“You do whatever it takes to protect your family” 🥺🥺😩😩😩😩😩 ACTUAL TEARS, I LOVE THIS SHOW
“I think someone’s watching you” THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MORGAN, I HATE THIS SHOW
I hate this show so much, THEYRE REAY GIRL BOY VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER
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asking her followers on advice what to do so she might be another of jareds girls 🤔 She meant that sarcastically because she has a strange sense of humor... you can't take it seriously...😂😂😂🤨
They're whipping this poor lifeless horse to absolute atoms... 🙄
Let it the fuck GOOOOOOOO, Elsred. 🙄
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Ey fam, how about Silent Hill for the ask meme if you're still doing it?
Oh damn you really wanna bring the big guns to the playground uh? Let's goooooooo 🔥🔥
*Only one disclaimer though: I am not familiar with the SH community, so if I pick a character who according to the fandom doesn't fall into the category I decided to put them into... Sorry but I literally don't care, I do what I want jdbhd
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
In my restless dreams, I see that man. James Sunderland. I promised I'd stop thinking about him someday... But I never did. Well, he became my poor little meow meow now... We hang out in our 'special place'... We're waiting for you...
I also think about Valtiel and Pyramid Head. An awful lot if I might but not for the reasons y'all might think of. I love them twitchy bastards so much, I wish they would take me by the hand and show me the secret to be so fucking amazing and with a flawless lore and a character design so on spot people still talk about it to this day <3c
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
The One Truth! Nobody talks about him and it makes me sad... I mean look at him? He's so cool, his symbolism is slaying the absolute penis and ngl I'd kill to get a hug from him. I want him to pick me up and hold me gentle like the hamburger pwease <3c
Oh! Also Raw Shocks (Abstract version), they look like wet kittens in a cardboard box, so ofc I want to take them all home with me jddhd
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Heather, or rather Cheryl Mason. I honestly don't know nor care about her being underrated or not but I really love her and how's her character is handled. She gets a lot of shit for being "annoying" but she's a angry confused teenager dropped in an unforgiving cruel world so cut her some slack please?
Also shout out to my girl Lisa Garland, I'm gonna pick you up at 7 and take you somewhere nice, you deserve a break and a proper meal bestie.
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
Douglas Cartland! He's a sad old man who lost the light in his eyes and who can be seen walking around in boxers with the help of a cheat code.... What's not to love here? <3c
Very worthy of mention is also Fukuro Lady. I still have so many questions about her... Who is she? What's her story? Is she single? 👀 You get the idea jdbdb
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
James Sunderland voted once again as wettest most pathetic littlest meow meow of them all but I'd still make out with him if left unsupervised, more at 8.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Vincent. I'm gonna act stupid on purpose while challenging his religious theories, cackling like a mad man as he slowly goes insane trying to keep up with me.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
You know, I was about to say Claudia but fuck that, the only one who deserves to be yeeted to eeby deeby is Eddie and that's on that, no i don't accept criticism, only cash.
And we're done, sorry for the delay but this has been a real challenge ngl... Anyway, tènkius so much for the ask and sorry (<- not sorry) I desecrated this astounding piece of gaming history too with my poor life choices jdhfhdh
#i haven't dipped into the franchise since my graduation#so it's nice to go back to the good stuff <3c#still i think I missed someone... hmm.. who though..?#anyway#silent hill#get to know the corpse#l-space-explorer
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chapter 2, let’s goooooooo
before we start, the gif. why does ben barnes have to looks so goddamn hot all the time. why. not that i’m complaining, but gosh. the hair, the beard, the pose, that green shirt for some reason???
them talking about tahiti 🥲 gosh, they were so innocent, it’s adorable. he didn’t even hesitate, he already knew. and when she offers to take him there, oh lord… how could they be so fucking blind.
good for skittles for being mad at him. go girl. he literally committed multiple felonies. demand your explanations. but on the other hand, go billy for knowing where to hit to make her open the door. also ‘it’s a business deal, not a family’? beautiful insight. pick that up from your girlfriend bill?
straight up the sex jokes. billy, i just defended you. you can’t make the sex jokes after you held her family at gunpoint AND try to break into her room. that’s not how it works buddy.
‘arts and crafts project’ SKITTLES, STOP! no cause that shit made me giggle. she has a mouth on her and i love it.
as someone who has had to wear a school uniform for her entire childhood, the uniform scene is absolutely hilarious. honey, i understand the pain. the pleated plaid skirt is NOT a look after a few months. (side note, it’s been almost a year since i’ve finally ditched my school uniform and i still get literal cold sweats when i see plaid skirts out in the wilderness)
ok, i know i shouldn’t say this because he literally had half his head bashed in, but like… why are the scars hot??? why did they make the scars look hot on him??? so yeah, appropriate reaction skittles, not all that scary. give this big man some love. he needs it.
‘what’s up with you and smart mouthing guys with guns?’ billy, you can’t blame a woman??? she literally behaves like that on the regular.
billy instantly knowing something is wrong with skittles is the reason why love isn’t dead. is this too much to ask??? gentlemen, are we really asking for so much here???
jealous billy is one of my favourite billy’s. he’s so salty omg i love him. i hate the fiancé too (proof : i forgot his name), so i 100% approve of your reaction my boy.
i also vibe hard with skittles, like homeboy really broke into a house full of rich people with sticks up their asses only to show that he could and to intimidate the man and see if he at least loved her enough to step up to protect her. man oh man, billy. you might be toxic, but you’re the good kind of toxic. you’re like cool drink by the beach on a summer’s day. that shit’s gonna ruin your liver, but at least it will do it in a pleasant way.
not him bringing back the dick joke from earlier 😭 omg, they’re literally children, they behave like children, i want them to kiss. they’re so freakin cute.
I AM ALREADY FREAKING OUT OVER THIS OMG❤😍
Oh that gif....😏🔥
I think even back then Billy already knew how important she was to him❤
I think even if Skittles is mad at him, he knows how to "convince" her to listen to him❤
"you can't make the sex jokes after you held her family at gunpoint AND try to break into her room" YOU ARE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT😂❤
Loll omg😂 They know each other too well❤❤
Jealous Billy is hilarious 😂
Good kind of toxic?! 😂😂 Well, I totally get what you mean😂
Honeeeeey you are absolutely amazing!? 😱❤❤❤
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Danganronpa: Trial 5 thoughts
Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her?
But who is Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her?
Why are, when Kyoko delivers the news on Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her, her lips so plump?
Props to Erica Harlacher tho
Oh boy a foreshadowing!
So high he’d fall at terminal velocity, Aoi
Togami has absolutely no self awareness
Huh
Dude why are you sweating
Yay, 5th floor!
5A AND 5B TOO
also quick question: what Japanese high school has like, 5 years? We were already pushing it at 4, but 5??
At that point, the graduating class are all gonna be 20-21
What.
Did I walk in on the mastermind’s secret fetish room or something?
The mastermind has a crush on our bland ahoge boy I guess
Oh wait there’s a C classroom for the 5th floor? What?
Heh. “Raw”
I have been convinced that hope’s peak is an eldritch location
Just how high are these ceilings??
Crazy diamond? Isn’t that the name of Mondo’s gang?
That looks like a corpse plant, actually. They can get pretty big, but that’s just ridiculous
Ah so that’s where the bodies went
Bitch don’t u be talkin about fetishes
I saw 5-A
What the Fuck!!
“Eye for an eye…”
Oh god the blood is red not pink
And it looks recent
The walls aren’t leopard print too
That feels like a lie
They have cherry trees in full bloom?
For what purpose? To get people in the mood?
To flex?
Wait I got a monokoin from looking at the targets? Did my eyes pick it up or something
WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO THAT
I swear I’ve heard like 4 times and it’s barely been an hour
Volleyball, really?
You’re not. You’re in a murder mystery visual novel
Thanks…?
Dang, a knife!
That was a weird sprite
Me too, Hiro
Genocide??
That would explain why there were only 15 (16?) students
That’s a big difference between won’t and can’t
It is so glaringly obvious what her talent is she might as well be wearing a sign that says “detective! Detective!”
Hold up how long has Monokuma been there?!
Hee ho gollum reference
Oooh, pretty key
5 TIMES, BAY-BEEEE
Mako likes a girl with drive
It’s okay Kiri you can say u don’t trust Togami
Eeew
Monokuma u nasty
Also the censor box was pretty funny
A secret?
I hope it isn’t what I think it is
2 Monokuma theaters?!
I feel so loved!
I love how toko is just absolutely terrible
Maybe she left to put that second important item to use
(I hung out with Togami, Aoi,
Huh. At least people like me, Togami
Everything about him is ultimate? Even his ego?
You’re a filthy commoner. I’m an heir to a big corporation. We are not the same.
Kenji Jojima?
Awwwww…she likes him!
How cute!
Apparently Aoi has a religious experience every time she eats a donut
Ah dangit the PLOT is back
Does this man really sleep in full uniform?
BITCH TAKE OFF UR JACKET
hun ur not p4 don’t be getting all shadow-self with me rn
A boring world, huh?
I just now realized that Kyoko’s got so many zippers on her uniform like wth
The knife’s GONE?!
OH NO
The gym?
The mastermind stopped puppetting him?
Why?
Break the door down?!
Fapsauce
Object X?
Kuhorpuss? Really Jill?
Whoever that is is wearing heels and acrylic nails. It’s obviously Junko
How do you not see the boots?
THE BOOTS, ASAHINA. THE HEELED BOOTS.
You can prob identify that that’s probably Junko!
Toko goes flying
6TH TIME BAYBEEEEE
Dissin’ Kyoko like that, huh
The data center?!
Woah…
But y tho
Ooh a tv!
Now I can watch my soaps, like Soap (1984)!
a Monokuma door?
What?
Is this the Truman show?
GAH
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
MAKOTO DO NOT IGNORE THAT CREAKING
DONT YOU DARE
this man really used despair 5 times unironically huh
Everyone else: *groaning and shrieking*
Togami: stop talking 😡😡
Oh new investigation theme
THE BOOTS
THE HANDS
HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS DENSE?
Alibi?
That makes sense
AND WHO DID THOSE NAILS BELONG TO, MAKOTO?
7TH TIME LETS GOOOOOOOO
Oh dang she is alive
TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME-
Honestly, I agree w togami in this one specific point
Oh great she turned on me
Real smooth Kirigiri
I love how tired Byakuya sounds when he tells Makoto to just get it over with
i’m supposed to cover for her are you kidding me
The trash room?
Huh?
Ok here’s Kyoko
Your purpose, eh?
GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ABT HER TALENT
THAT SHIT WAS OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING
what
he’s your dad?
Wait there are two ultimate despairs?
See y’all after Trial 6!
#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#danganronpa#makoto naegi#kyoko kirigiri#byakuya togami#aoi asahina#toko fukawa#yasuhiro hagakure
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9-1-1 S5 Ep9 Thoughts *Spoilers*
- Girl being afraid of your driving test same… oh god whatever bad thing could happen would be my absolute fear bye! Though it’s so nice to see an adult having their driving test because most people are young when they get it and are made fun of if they’re older. SHE HAS A PEN STUCK IN HER?! FUCK. Was that… flirting 👀
- ATHENA GETTING ALL SEXY FOR BOBBY AND BOBBY WEARING AN APRON SHFHGJADSGFKFLFA SCREAMING CRYING “come by anytime… call first!”
- Buck always given this little facts and Taylor being too distracted to listen :( Eddie always listens no matter what 😭😭 When will they break up it’s been like 20 years
Rest of thoughts under cut to keep the tag clean :)
- “I think it’s over… me and Taylor.” hehe lets goooooooo “Women flee you?” and Eddie’s giggle PLEASE
- “Buck, you’re being a little too Buck about this.”
- “Because you don’t talk to the women you’re dating” BUT HE TALKS TO EDDIE 😜😜😜
- HEN SPILLING THE BATHENA TEA!!!! “What makes you think I was the sexy firefighter?” HEHEHE
- “You probably knew my dad, too.” “Yeah, he was the shrapnel.” HUH?
- is Clive Hen’s dad?
- That robbery was probably planned by the owner because the way she reacted to Athena bringing the case back up was a bit suspicious
- EDDIE AND HEN GOSSIPING TEEHEE Eddie and Christopher watch Telenovelas <333333
- THE SIDE EYE FROM HEN AND EDDIE PLEASE
- Bathena fake robbing the casino how have they not been stopped by security for acting suspicious lol. Finally they figure it’s her who stole the money like I clocked that the second it was brought up
- Buck following Taylor even though she didn’t want him to…
- “Guess we both came all the way here for nothing.”
- If BuckTaylor become endgame I’m eating glass (in a negative way)
- no one is ashamed of you mama Wilson 🥺
- ATHENA BRINGING OUT THE HANDCUFFS
- THE WOMEN FROM THE BEGINNING!!! girlfriends sorry I don’t make the rules
- when will BuckTaylor break up :( they just said their first I love you’s………… we all know they’re not meant to be! They’re so boring please end our misery and end them already (and this isn’t just because we want Buddie and know they’re perfect for each other) 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Part 8
When Erik's eyes opened, his head was foggy.. smashed into the bed.. and Frankie Beverly was blasting out the common room. He raised his chin before dropping it with a deep sigh. This nigga, he thought. Goddamn.. What time was it?
"CHRIS," he yelled getting no answer other than a loud "BEFORE I LET YOU GOOOOOOOO!"
"Mothafucka," he grumbled eyes shut and grunting as he couldn't sleep with all the noise. Throwing himself onto his feet, he nearly tripped over his boots left standing near the bed in his jeans. Kicking them out the way, he marched out the room turning the corner as he scratched his bare chest. "You know what time it is?!"
"Yeah, it's 12:48 PM in the afternoon," Brit said from the small couch as Chris looked up, looking stupid. "Good afternoon Sleeping Beauty." Erik hadn't even seen her sitting there, but there she was.. in one of Chris' bigass shirts and sweatpants. Erik looked down finding himself ass naked, dick hanging on soft. Her eyes followed his, scanning him before settling on his eyes, humored.
"Stop looking at my dick."
She smirked. "You were fucked up last night do you remember anything?"
"I remember you," he grinned still feeling fuzzy. One thing he knew for sure.. he'd gotten Fucked. Up. "Why you got his shit on?"
"One, you were sleep so I couldn't ask you. Two, do you own anything that would fit me?"
He pouted. She had a good point.
"Breakfast?" Her brow arched in a reminder.
"SHIT," he gasped suddenly remembering he was a human being with a life. He grabbed his head. "Why you ain't wake me up?"
"Tuh! I tried. You were like a damn log," her shoulders shook in a small chuckle.
Meanwhile, Chris danced with a bag of chips and a coke.
"Sit ya happy ass down somewhere," Erik frowned, half-serious and rolling his eyes when Brit put up a disciplinary finger. He sighed. "Wait for me, I'm a take a quick shower and I'll be ready in fifteen."
Turning the corner, he could hear them talking low and snickering. He stuck his head back out and their eyes both went to him at the same time, Brit snickering again.
"What's so funny RED," he challenged.
"YOU, nigga. Breakfast over, me and Chris already went, it's lunch time."
"Y'all went without me?" His face froze in disappointment.
"Look..," Chris mumbled walking over with his phone to show him a video of them trying to wake him up. Chris had yelled Erik's name super loud and Brit climbed over top0 him in the bed, dressed in Chris' clothes as she cackled at the fact that Erik was still snoring.
"Put some damn clothes on," she laughed.
"You the one keep lookin at my dick." She kept looking at it like she wanted it.
"You asked me to stay and I'm here.. as you requested. But I got shit to do and I'm hungry so LET'S GOOO," she clapped. "Get your ass in the showerrr! Let's move!"
"...You lucky you fine," he warned turning to hit the shower. He was used to showering fast, with as much work as he'd taken on this year. Early, long, full days of school, tutoring, group assignments, homework, Omega meetups, and he had to get his workouts in too. In fact, based on the time... he had an appointment to tutor a few people back to back in a couple hours. Work hard, play hard was the motto. Dashing from the shower, he dried himself quickly and threw on a purple t-shirt he thrifted with grey joggers and Jordan's. He'd been rocking these same Jordans faithfully since 11th grade.
"Aye, you ready," he called heading to the door. Standing, she was right behind him and he looked at Chris who'd gotten up to come. "Fuck you going, this ain't that kinda party."
"Erik.. it's the caf I gotta go too."
"Leave first then." Ignoring Brit's face, Erik watched Chris roll his eyes, shake his head, and head out. "...What? ...He ain't walking with us." He smacked her ass as she walked through the door. He could get used to that jiggle.
The stroll to the caf was lighter as Erik was able to breathe fresh air, move, and make conversation with one of his new favorite people. He took his time next to her, rubbing his hands together as he plotted in his mind new ways to flirt with her.
"I'm dressed so bummy, I can't wait to get into my own clothes."
"Last night was wild wasn't it," he grinned. He didn't remember it all but he knew he'd had fun.
"YOU were wild last night," she amended. "You know you ran around the party butt naked with a purple dick?!"
"Purple and gold," he corrected. Of course he remembered. He'd planned it while sober. "You got a lil wild too," he smiled side-eyeing her. "I saw you tryna dance.."
"Trying? No, boo. I'm a dancer," she snapped playfully.
"You better at kissing," he smirked leading the way into the caf as she rolled her eyes.
It was inevitable. They couldn't just eat and be alone because people kept coming over to talk to them, separately and together. Erik started to get irritated at the third interruption.. Her line sister came to greet her and wouldn't leave. Erik stared at Brit who glanced back obviously reading his mind and finding it funny.
"What you expect," she smiled watching his annoyance. "Between the two of us we know half the people at this school."
"We need privacy."
"That's what dates are for," she quipped, still smirking.. She was waiting for him to ask her out on one, but for some reason he couldn't bring himself to do it. That was when James from one of Erik's classes approached asking for tutoring.
"Pay me," Erik shrugged. "Guaranteed A if you listen and study like I tell you." It was easy money.
Brit looked at her phone and finished the food on her tray, picking it up as she stood. "I'll get with you, aight? I gotta meet someone for a project."
"Wait, why you leaving?" He frowned looking up for her to sit back down. He wasn't done vibin.
"I just told you and I wanna change my clothes."
He kissed his teeth. "Aight, well, call me."
"When I have time..."
Erik was taken aback. That was already a given, so for her to say it meant she was purposely gonna wait. Why? He decided to give her a little more incentive standing to follow her out. He ain't wanna do what he had planned right in the caf.
"Where you going," her brow raised seeing him behind her in her peripheral vision. He grabbed her waist, turning her to face him before holding her face in his hands and laying a fat kiss on her soft lips that lasted a good moment.
"What was that for," she breathed, looking up with soft eyes.
"Felt like kissing you," he shrugged backing up. "Call me," he pointed heading back to the caf. That should've been good enough to make her call quick, but she didn't and he'd waited lowkey. Everytime someone hit his phone he was annoyed because it was the wrong number. So he called her one afternoon when he was in need of sexual relief.. but according to her she was busy. Aight, fine.. He called her a couple days later getting the same response. That was bullshit and she was lying. What the fuck was going on? She didn't want dick?
After a week passed by with no contact, he decided to pop up on her in the criminal justice building. All it took was to ask around and he found her in a computer lab, sitting in the empty seat beside her at her computer. She kept typing unaware until she looked over and nearly jumped from her skin.
"DON'T DO THAT."
"Why you been ignoring me lately."
"I haven't been ignoring you, I said I was busy."
"Bullshit, you make time for what you want to make time for."
"Why you sweating me so hard? You're not my man. You won't even ask me on a date."
It clicked. "That's what this is about. Look, you want another date, fine."
"Tuh. Not with that attitude," she scoffed. "I can have anyone I want, you better step to me like you know."
Erik's brows rose. Engine RED, that bitch that made him want to work for it was rearing her head.
"Look-"
"Bye Erik," she waved flicking her wrist like he was a damn fly. He was shocked.. but also entertained and strangely turned on. Smirking at her profile as she purposely ignored him, he decided to gone and ask.
"Ms. RED," he whispered laughing silently to himself when she ignored him again. "Fine chocolate ass.." She was gonna make him really be serious. Containing himself, he looked at her, she was still typing.. some assignment. "Aight... Brittany... You're absolutely right and I would love it if you let me enjoy the pleasure of your company this upcoming weekend."
"Where we going?"
"Where you want?"
"Don't ask me that if you don't have money. I'm being gracious by letting you plan it around your price point."
"You right," he spoke honestly. "I'll plan it out and call you with the details."
"Mhm."
He smirked. She definitely knew how to get what she wanted from him. Now he wanted something from her in the meantime.
"Can I kiss you?"
"Go ahead," she mumbled, fingers never ceasing on the keyboard. He leaned forward and kissed her smoothly on the cheek, feeling light.
"What you doing today?"
"I have a date."
"With who?" His eyes widened. He didn't expect that."
"I don't think you know him."
"Try me."
"Habib Eze."
She was right, he didn't know him. Damn. Niggas moved fast. He wondered how many times she'd seen this Habib and if she was dodging him to meet that nigga. She wasn't doing anything wrong.. he just didn't expect it.. nor did he like it. She was serious about these damn dates. "Damn.. well I'll still get at you for this weekend," he said feeling like a simp as he left her.
A thought crossed his mind. He couldn't afford to take her on a million dates, he had shit to pay for. However, if he made her his girl.. he wouldn't have to put up cash so constantly. But if he did that, would he have to be loyal? Would she trip over that? She would. It would get ugly. Dating was out of the question for now.
Crossing campus, Erik met a familiar set of eyes and she double-taked walking in his direction to slide her fingers along his forearm. He recognized her as one of the girls he danced on at the party, but she looked a little more put together now.
"Heey," she smiled leaning into him for a hug before stepping back. "Fun night, when's the next one?"
"Three weeks, gimme your number I'll send you the info." Pulling out his phone, he took her number catching her hints that he could call her for sex as well. He'd have to think about that, but in the meantime she was touching his arm so he flirted back. Then she moved her arm and casually put her hand on his dick. He stared at her like she was crazy but she didn't get the memo. He had to move her hand off. "I'll call you," he nodded walking off. He didn't plan to.
When Brit called it was Thursday and Erik was shocked. He'd just left class. But then she asked him to meet her in the library and he figured it was on some 'using him' shit. He was right. She needed help.
"Hey," she smiled greeting him. "Thanks for meeting with me and I'm willing to compensate you for your time. I know you tutor in multiple subjects and you know a lot about the law. Could you help me with this?" She showed him her assignment and he read the directions, catching where her confusion would be. Sighing, he decided to help her. He had a little time and spent it explaining as much as he could and giving her shit to write down. It wasn't as much time as she'd needed for him to help her finish, but she wasn't dumb she could figure the rest out on her own.
"Erik.."
"Hm?" He was too absorbed in her books to look at her.
"You ever have a girlfriend?"
He paused looking up before closing the book solemnly. "Hell nah.... Why?"
"Forget it."
"You wanna be my girlfriend?" He was stunned.
"No." She looked away and he caught the glimpse of a paper in her bag... it was marked with a 92% in bright red pen. He looked at the book in his hand and dropped it on the table with a sigh.
"What you want from me..."
"I don't want anything from you," she's shrugged but that was a lie.
"You don't need my help." He snatched the graded paper and held it up. "You doing just fine. I'll ask you again... what you want from me? Why you really call me?"
She stood grapping her stuff to pack it up but he took her bag to halt her, commanding eye contact.
"Ain't no Habib," he stated calling her bluff. Her silence was proof. "You be lying," he pointed.
"Because you're an idiot! We been flirting back and forth and it takes all of this for you to ask me out. All those book smarts and you can't think to be honest. So to not waste our time, I sped things up! YOU'RE WELCOME."
Erik stared, understanding it all. Yeah, he was stubborn and always tryna see what he could get... He could've still done without the lying.
"Oh get over yourself," she frowned snatching her bag back and stuffing her books back into it. She stormed off and for a second Erik let her before he decided to give chase. He was able to catch up easily since she hadn't gotten far.
"So this whole time you been plotting on me."
"Worked didn't it." She had no shame as she strutted.
"You know I ain't fucked no one since we started fuckin," he side-eyed. "How the fuck you do that?"
"Voodoo," she smirked causing him to raise a brow before she stopped walking to face him.
"This ass... It's voodoo," she smirked and his face cracked as looked off fighting a smile.
"Lame ass." He walked her back to her place, taking it slow and she asked him about the tutoring session he was missing. He wasn't thinking about them, they could miss one session. He had more pressing matters. Getting Brit into the bed for one. Now that he knew she was lying about another nigga, he knew she was feeling him and feening. He still couldn't see himself dating exclusively, but he could see himself inside of her guts and for now that's what Ms. Engine RED would have to deal with.
The End
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RISE OF SKYWALKER
IT HAS BEEN SEEN MY FRIENDS... LET’S GO
IT WAS A LOVE STORY ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU. GUYS. I AM SO... ALIVE RIGHT NOW I
okay that opening scrawl i laughed so hard... THE DEAD SPEAK!!
‘supreme leader kylo ren’ will never not be funny
OKAY OPENING WITH KYLO I SCREAMED.... HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.... HOW MUCH
okay and his ruthless hell bent search for this silly macguffin.... we love a demonic legend
and ALSO his determination to kill the past!!!!!! HE HAS LITERALLY BEEN CIRCLING THIS THE WHOLE SERIES
look, i am biased because kylo is my favourite and he has been the one thing that’s been consistently written and done across this trilogy and i’m very spoiled because i got everything i wanted here
but KYLO REN. KYLO REN!!!!!!!!!!!
laughed my ASS off at the snoke in the tube and palpatine being like ‘surprise bitch.... bet you thought you’d seen the last of me’
laughed decidedly LESS at ‘i’ve been every voice you’ve ever heard in your head’
look this isn’t going to be a review.... just my thoughts really and this decidedly isn’t a comparison with the last jedi which it seems like everyone wants to do in a weird victorious kind of way
but kylo killing snoke/his abuser in tlj was a terrifying powerful moment to watch and i loved it fiercely and still do, and for kylo to see that he hadn’t done that at all.... and that evil still abides.... fucking nightmare, honestly
and that’s when i started getting a feeling in the back of my head because look he is so determined to kill the past
(let the past die)
that he will kill himself as well to do it. that has always been kylo’s character since the very beginning. SO!!!!!
also the structural integrity of palp’s hideaway.... not great
palps: kill rey heh heh
kylo: i am absolutely not gonna do that but okay
omfg when kylo was like ME AND MY KNIGHTS OF REN ARE GOING HUNTING
i cannot explain to you how HILARIOUS the knights of ren are to me
they do nothing! they say nothing! they just stand around and look stupid in their stupid helmets..... i laughed every single time they were on screen
it’s like kylo’s uselessness manifests into what 6? 7 more useless things. the Knights of Ren
‘we’re going hunting’ are you TWELVE YEARS OLD
this film felt like it was going a million miles an hour, all the time, and that started for me in that first scene in the falcon which was going all over the place? for some reason?
anyway THERE’S A MOLE IN THE FIRST ORDER and i know it is hux but i kind of wanted it to be kylo on the side.... though i know he is not capable of any such subterfuge. about as subtle as a wrecking ball... and my SON
loved the comraderie with poe and finn. i liked the lived-in feeling of the relationships between the rebellion characters this time around
felt like they had that new alien dude in the falcon for no reason and for two seconds like... why
(to sell toys, of course. the same reason why they have a new tiny droid)
but that of course is just the first in a long line of new and underdeveloped characters in this movie. but you know what? i can accept this because the core emotional story was strong and also, it’s star wars? a big sprawling mess is what it has always, always been. ANYWHOMST
REY IN THE FOREST LEVITATING!!!!
the white outfit!!! how at one she is with nature??? SORRY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
and okay the specific framing of rey and rey’s power in this movie as not only a part of the force but so specifically as a woman using the force... like the power of empathy! the power of healing!!! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL WHATEVER
when she called leia her MASTER? MY HEART
THE POWER OF WOMEN!!!
on the flip side, doesn’t it kind of feel like poe has a problem with women?
like as soon as he started riffing with rey i was like GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
but in hindsight i feel kind of better about them and their interactions... more on that later
FINN! finn in this movie was WONDERFUL
(except it annoyed me how they had the whole ‘there’s something i want to say to you’ and never had him say it... like even if he was going to say he loved rey okay just don’t leave it hanging like that?)
FORCE FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!!!!
look i really think they did they best they could with a really difficult job in incorporating leia and previous footage into this movie. it wouldn’t have felt right without her and the scenes were a bit clunky but again, a very very difficult thing to do
LEIA AND REY’S RELATIONSHIP..... MY HEART HURTS
i love that rey’s storyline has depth and motivation and kylo’s storyline is literally revolving around rey like she’s the sun
like i literally love this. MORE OF THIS!!!
FORCE BOND STILL EXISTSSSSSSSS
KNEW IT CALLED IT CLAIMED IT LOVE IT
the soft gasp rey does whenever kylo is about to show up for forceskype i love this song
the knights of ren standing around while kylo’s helmet got fixed omfg they are the stupidesttttt
kylo: maybe i don’t want to wear the helmet
the knights of ren: maybe shut the fuck up
Let’s Go To Burning Man
i actually kind of liked seeing these people doing their own cool cultural thing. like again this movie went at lightspeed but i did enjoy that. what’s better than this? just aliens being dudes
when rey talked to that little girl and she asked her last name i was like LOLLLL HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
as soon as lando showed up it was like ‘oh it’s lando’
‘i offered you my hand’
‘I’LL OFFER YOU MY HAND AGAIN’
WHY DID HE SAY THIS... LIKE IT WAS A PROPOSAL
I WAS SCREECHING SORRY... WOW.
i have never really found C3PO funny but um he was going off in this movie... when they all looked at him and then he looked away I CACKLED
and the mind wipe like whew man... one day we’re gonna have a conversation about Droids And The Uncomfortable Conclusions About Droids in these movies
but also, i wish they’d had the guts to stick with it and not restore his memory because, what a symbol for the past dying and the end of a saga? like 3PO has been there since the start!! the star wars live in his memory banks ???? and R2 as well i suppose
don’t think too long about this cause then you realise that for some reason they’re still using like 80 year old iphones and R2 and 3PO should be decommissioned for scraps
WHEN HE TOOK THE NECKLACE OFF HER I FOUND IT HOT I FOUND IT SEXY I FOUND IT UMMMM
the sand was a cool visual thing but then THE SNAKE
it felt so GREEK HERO MYTH but then rey stops the script!!
AND DOESN’T FIGHT IT
AND SHE HEALS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as rey healed that snake i was like
‘kylo ren is that snake’
blah blah dagger blah
the sith language and being forbidden actually interests me. i want more proper sith lore
basically i want a revan and bastila movie. make it so
keri russell was WASTED in this movie
but that one scene with her and rey where they had Mutual Respect was so much better and more important than anything she did with poe
poe is like... sure i guess. i mean i liked him better in this movie than tlj and i liked him more as the movie when on but hmmst
but hey if i get to have a kylo then the poe people can have i poe. i begrudge no one
except, uh.... hux people. y’all really got done this movie huh. ouch
double as bad cause there was literally no point to the new general character. should have just been hux and then had him die in the final battle?
but i laughed when he was like ‘i don’t want you to WIN. i want kylo to LOSE’
THAT’S KING PETTY
omfg when kylo was like ‘where are you’ and then saw the vader mask and was like ‘oh you’re in my room’
SCREECHED
KYLO’S EVIL BOARD MEETING
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
WHEN HE SMACKED THAT DUDE TO THE ROOF
sorry the first order is a startup. not even an ‘evil’ one especially because they’re all just a bit evil
when kylo reacted to that guy saying ‘we should take more children’ and the small thread winding through this movie about children being indoctrinated and rey and ben stopping THAT cycle.. important to me and i wish it had been bigger but i was glad it was there
all kylo did in the first half of this movie was chase after his girlfriend and tell her how they were meant to be together and that he wasn’t going to kill her even though he should. i love one stupid man
kylo flying his ship at rey deliberately wanting to ‘push her’ and her jumping over it and crashing the whole damn thing
and then him just getting up and walking out of the wreck not a scratch on him
like some kind of hero in a romance novel in his stupid cape lmfaoaoooo... you love to see it
THE PUSH/PULL WITH THE TRANSPORT?
THEIR POWERRRRRR
and then rey with her fuckin LIGHTNING
as soon as that happened i was like, oh lol rey palps then....
but also, THE LOOK OF WONDER BUT ALSO VICTORY ON KYLO’S FACE
ADAM DRIVER SIR
okay to be honest the whole soujourn to the like space swiss village is kind of a blur to me
keri russell was wasted, did i say that already?
although okay that bit when poe was like ‘were you a stormtrooper? were you a scavenger?’ maybe give him his rights
when kylo said WE’RE TWO PARTS OF THE SAME BEING
A DYAD
TWO WHO ARE AS ONE
two? WHO ARE? AS ONEEEEEE
NEITHER WHOLE WITHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING OTHER I
‘i never lied to you’ AND HE NEVER HAS AND NEVER FUCKING DIDDD!!!!!
all the stormtroopers getting knocked back and kylo steadying himself with the force lol... it’s these little things ok
JODIE COMER?
rEy PaLpAtInE
I LAUGHED MY ASSSS OFFFFFFF
like... sure jj. sure
look, i have always understood and respected the choice to make rey ‘nobody’ (like anakin was! the force just makes who it needs to create the balance!) but if rey was going to be anyone i guess.... this is the best choice?
and i think there IS merit in the story going from ‘person burdened with legacy vs person with no legacy’ to ‘person with a legacy of good turning evil and person with a legacy of evil turning good’
i gotta think longer and more about this but. besides its inherent silliness i do not hate this ‘twist’
this movie jumped from planet to planet like a ping pong ball! it felt a bit jarring but my mum pointed out that the galaxy IS big and they’ve never really done this before and i was like hmmm Points Were Made
THE FIGHT ON THE OLD DEATH STAR
KYLO DODGING REY’S SWIPES AND NOT EVEN PULLING HIS SABER UNTIL HE HAD TO
THEN ONLY FIGHTING DEFENSIVELY
and her DESPERATION
ALMOST LIKE SHE’S FIGHTING HERSELF
BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO HALVES! OF ONE WHOLE!
and then oh my god
‘you can’t go back to her (leia). just like i can’t’
and the VICTORY in his eyes and the acknowledgment of the truth in hers
because THEY ARE THE SSSAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE
when rey SCREECHED and force threw finn back.... oh fuck
(sidebar the way finn was so determinedly THERE for rey this whole movie... even when she said about the sith throne... his faith in her didn’t waver im verklempt)
WHEN HE DISAPPEARED AND REY LOOKED BACK HORRIFIED
because he can’t go! because the fight is what they have and what she’s clinging on to!
AND THEN HE WALKED UP OUT THE WATTTTEERRRRRRRRR
absolute romantic nonsense.
AND THEN
SHE KILLED HIM
SHE KILLED HIM!!!!!!
SHE KILLED KYLO REN WITH HIS OWN DAMN CRUCIFIX SWORD
I COULD NOT
BE LEEEEAAAF
THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM ENDGAME SINCE THE START AND IT’S HERE TWO THIRDS THROUGH THE FUCKING LAST MOVIE?
A GIFT. LICH RALLY A GIFT TO MEEEEE
leia gave her LIFE for her SON I...
this was the only moment in the movie where i started to get some tears cause like... IT WAS JUST SO MUCH
AND REY.... TOOK LEIA’S ENERGY THROUGH THE FORCE...
AND SHE PUT HER HANDS ON HIM
AND SHE HEALED HIM
SHE’S A SCAVENGER
SHE FIXES BROKEN THINGGGGSSSSS
HE DIED BECAUSE SHE KILLED HIM
AND HE LIVES BECAUSE SHE HEALED HIM...
WHEN. WILL. YOUR. FAVES?????????
‘I WANTED TO TAKE YOUR HAND. BEN’S HAND’
take my hand? take my whole life too
IIRENGOWENRGKLJEWNGFKJBKJBKJBKJLB
ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WINDSWEPT CLOSE UP SHOTS OF KYLO’S BEAUTIFUL WINDSWEPT FACE IN THIS MOVIE. I WAS BREATHLESS
KYLO STNADING ON THE EDGE OF THAT SEA WITH THE WIND GOING AND HIS LEG OUT LIKE THE STUPID BYRONIC HERO HE IS
HEATHCLIFF? HEATHCLIFF ON THE MOOR?
HAN’S HAND ON BEN’S FACE
HE CALLED HIM. DAD
‘kylo ren is dead’
OHHHHHH BABBBBYYYYYY
look i loved the crossguard saber but i understood why it had to go
and like ben shedding the persona he had built as a defence mechanism... rey killed that part of him? powerful too powerful
i know i have rose coloured glasses because i care about the core story of kylo/rey enough and i’m passionate enough about it but okay the way they are entwined with one another on the journey to identity is the greatest thing a silly blockbuster series has maybe ever given me
it’s tam lin. IT’S FAIRY TALE NONSENSE AND I LOVE IT
i 100% know in my bones they wanted the scene with han to be leia but they obviously couldnt have that so that was fine. when ben turned his head around and heard her and felt her.... DONT LOOK AT ME
the most emotional moment in this movie was when chewie heard about leia and broke down and collapsed and screamed
:(
us too buddy. damn
rey stealing kylo’s ship and yeeting away lmfao
and when she went back to ach-to and burned it and was like IM STAYING HERE 4EVA >:(
she’s literally the exact same stupid reckless as kylo and i love
rose was wasted in this movie. very annoying
i DID laugh when they said ‘we should pull a holdo manoeuvre’ like of course that’s the one thing jj took from tlj. ohhhh jj
loved finn meeting the ex stormtrooper lady. i always felt like the one weakness of tlj is that it dropped this thread of finn’s indoctrination that i thought was being woven alongside rey and kylo’s issues with their childhoods in force awakens. the look of wonder on his face when she said that the whole battalion defected.... and saying the force lead them to do it like it lead him... and you could see john boyega feeling that with his whole heart!!!
i laughed at palps’ fleet of star destroyers that like all have death star capabilities now? so dumb
and also, a star destroyer is basically an aircraft carrier.... do you think the people who make star wars realise the empire is america? no...??? alright imma head out
missed opportunity for a shot of jar jar or a gungan when the galaxy fleet showed up like those towboats at dunkirk. to be HONEST
where did sheev palps find that stadium of goons? are they on retainer?
yeah so palpatine’s lair is the underworld and rey is eurydice and ben is orpheus. YEAH. YEAHHHHHHHHH
LEIA WAS TRAINED AS A MFING JEDI
THAT FLASHBACK WAS EVERYTHING FUCK
LEIA’S SABER!!!!!!!!!
i have Questions about leia ‘seeing her son dying at the end of her journey’ like ?
BUT HER PUTTING AWAY THE SABER TO PROTECT BEN!!!!
THIS FAMILY
fuck. benjy solo in that jumper.... USING A BLASTER LIKE HIS DAD.....
THE X WING AND THE TIE FIGHTER PARKED NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!
PALPATINE CALLING THEIR BOND ‘AS POWERFUL AS LIFE AND THE FORCE ITSELF’
NOT FOR GENERATIONS HAS THEIR BEEN A DYAD LIKE THEM!!!
FUCKING
DESTINED
BITCH
THEY ARE EACH OTHER’S DESTINY? WOW SORRY.... WOWOWOOWOOWOWOOWOWOW
ben versus his idiot knights of ren.... yeah i love my son
sorry rey had a vision of her AND kylo sitting on the throne but the throne is.... one seat? what are the logistics here? her on his lap? him on her lap? both of them sitting on an armrest like awkward kids taking a photo with santa?
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES COMPLETELY DISTRACTED
THE LITTLE SHRUG BEN DID WHEN HE GOT THE LIGHTSABER AND WAS LIKE ‘YEAH SORRY NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIE’
I SCREAMED. IM LOVE HIM
rey giving ben the saber through the force bond!!
ACROSS SPACE??? LOVE THAT TRANSCENDS THE WORLD
palpatine taking, SPECIFICALLY, the power of rey and kylo’s BOND to strengthen himself because it is THE STRONGEST THING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE???????? CANONICALLY????????
REY AND BEN FIGHTING WITH LUKE AND LEIA’S SABERS
FUCKING... I FUCKING....
when palps like flicked ben away sorry i laughed... i mean i was like REALLY? FOR THE BIG FINALE HE’S GONE? but i understood why and that rey is the hero etc etc
THE JEDI SPEAKING TO REY! OBI WAN! QUI GON FUCKIN JINN
yoda is there too
AND THE POWER OF THE JEDI FLOWING THROUGH HER!!!!!
god her power.... SHE AMAZES MEEEE
(initially i thought ben was gonna kill palps for rey because of the whole The Sith Live in My Killer thing and then she’d have to kill him but HOISTED ON HIS OWN PETARDDD)
palpatine:
and the power was too much and it killed her ooooof
(the power of being a legacy... of channeling all that has some before!!! these movies get so ridiculously meta sometimes. best believe we’ll talk about THIS)
BUT HERE COMES BEN
BENJY BOYYYYY
his hair JUST long enough to be scraggly and devastating
literally dragging a broken leg
ADAM DRIVERS PHYSICALITY IN THESE MOVIES (WELL ALWAYS) (BUT SPECIFICALLY IN THIS ROLE)
and he knows
WHAT HE HAS TO DOOOO
HE FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING HE LOVED ENOUGH TO DIE FOR
I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
when he held her body holy shit... HOLY SHIT, GUYS
FULL CIRCLE????CVMSDFJNVDSLKFJVLDKJFVLKJDBFV
A PIETA.... A FUCKING PIETA
OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE
and his heartbroken face.... stumbling back to her... oh my good goddd
and then
‘I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO BUT I’M AFRAID TO DO IT’
HE DIED FOR HER
HE GAVE.... HIS LIFE..... FOR HER.....
I CANNOT BE LIEVE THISSSSSS
HE GAVE UP HIS LIFE!!!!! HIS FUCKING LIFE!!!
he fought.... his whole life.... and he gave it up....
THAT’S LOVE? THAT’S FUCKING TRUE LOVE HOLLYL SKDJBVDKBF
REVAN AND BASTILA!!!!! REVAN AND BASTILA!!!1
and then she was alive again!!! ROMEO AND JULIET OKAY WOW
AND
THEY
KISSED
I’M SORRY I DID FREAK THE FUCK OUT
HIS SOFT EYES
(super spoilery shot coming up here but)
OH MY GOD
FOR FUCK’S
SAKE.
i’m sure people will be mad about how little kylo like... talked in this movie but like sorry this was perfect
she saved his life! and she saved the world! and he quietly gave his life to her, for her?
this humble act of love? PURE LOVE?
WHAT WONDERFUL AND TERRIBLE THINGS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF.
THAT THEY PUSH EACH OTHER TO
THIS TRILOGY WAS MADE FOR ME AND ONLY ME. THERE’S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
and her look of JOY and she said, ‘BEN’
look. i have been on the record for YEARS as saying my dream endgame would be for rey to kill kylo and for him to be forceghost with her always
AND SOMEHOW UMMMM THIS IS BETTER?
1. SHE DID! KILL HIM! AND THEN BROUGHT HIM BACK
2. AND THEN HE WILLINGLY DIED FOR HER?
3. AND NOW SHE CARRIES HIM WITH HER ALWAYS??????
when his body faded and leia’s did too..... wo OOOOOOOOOOWWWW
SHE TOOK
HIS FUGGIN
LAST NAMMMEMELRKNWELKJBNLKJBFLKJBFKLRBJKLERJB
I’M SORRY THIS MOVIE WAS MADE FOR ME. KYLO REN WAS BREWED UP F O R MEEEEEEE
listen. there is a video game where a lady’s boyfriend gets killed and his soul goes into a sword and she carries the sword around with her
THAT IS THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
I CARRY YOUR HEART I CARRY IT IN MY HEART BITCH??????
THE FUCKING ORANGE SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and look. ben’s story is allowed to be just about rey and rey’s is allowed to be bigger than just him. that’s EQUALITY. that’s JUSTICE
look i know it’s very douchey of me but i wrote this paragraph about a character of mine in a book i wrote and it is like..... LIKE IT’S JUST KYLO REN OKAY
he was never gonna be someone who could settle down and live like a quiet life of monkhood or whatever luke was doin on ach-to....
okay when finn poe and rey hugged at the end okay I DID FEEL SOMETHING IN MY COLD DEAD HEART
FINN JUST LOVES THEM! SO MUCH! THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE IN THAT BOY’S HEART
and probably up until that moment i hadn’t really cared about having a Trio in the new movies like we had han and leia and luke but that hug had me feeling like... okay... Friendship IS Great
okay back to kylo, i tweeted this but i’ll repeat here: my favourite arc in media has always been snape’s, to me it is the perfect ‘redemption’ arc (and yes this will make people scrunchy-nosed angry, so i will point out: redemption to me has always meant redemption in the eyes of the reader/viewer, not in-world, this is true for anakin/vader too, who also has a nearly flawless ‘redemption’ arc) but now it’s kylo solo ren ben
I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CAN’T STAND IT A LITTLE
HE FELL IN LOVE? AND IT SAVED HIM
HE WAS LOST AND HE FOUND HIS OTHER HALF
AND HE DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY IT ALL
CARRY THE LEGACY WHEN HE COULDN’T!!!
IT’S JUST SOSSOOSOOSOSOOSSO
i want a funko pop of ben in his comfy jumper running to fuck sheev palps the fuck up
i don’t even LIKE funko pops
naboo has a lot to answer for. literally all of these problems come from naboo
sure this movie was a big ole mess and i surely can’t wait for the good old disk horse
but i’m riding this high for as long as i can
because it was always about LOVE! LOVE CAN IGNITE THE STARS
so sure, this movie pandered terribly. but i am one of the people it pandered to and i am HAPPY INDEED
remember when maz kanata was like ‘your parents aren’t coming back but there is someone who still could’ YEAH IT WAS BEN!!!!!
:)
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rank the noora’s on how well they would pull off wearing a tuxedo
Ok so obviously I have to ignore Mia since she already did this in the abiball special. And I know I say I forget about that episode but I will never forget about that fashion moment
Noora. The fact that we never got her wearing a suit is a fucking crime. Honestly someone needs to be arrested for this. I'm calling the fbi
Zoë. I'm ready for it. Lemmie see it. C'mon. Give it to me. Let's goooooooo
Liv. She absolutely would and then look like a tiny fancy baby
Manon. She's so tiny so she'd literally need a tailor, and who tf has the time for that? No one
Eleonora. She's look ok but I don't think it's her jam. She doesn't need it. She can walk away from it
Nora. Meh, I think she'd just look like a kid dressing up. Get our of your dad's closet bby
Grace. I don't see it. My girl just wouldn't wear a suit. It wouldn't work well. And that's ok. Keep shining bby 🤙
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OK SO YOU WENT HARD ON THOSE PROMPTS and now I need more. Can you do the next day when aelin and Rowan meet for the case in the detective AU???
Here we goooooooo! PART 2
Song inspiration for this: Raise Hell by Dorothy
@legallyhermione @highqueenofelfhame
Aelin woke up to the buzz of her government issued phone. Peeling one seep-blurred eye open she gazed at the alarm clock. Who the hell was texting her at 7:00am on a Saturday morning? Sighing and rubbing her eyes for a good minute, she sat up in bed and stretched before reaching for her phone.
The text was from an unknown number, and even though she knew only other government workers could possible text her, it set her on edge. She quickly opened it, scanned the contents, and then let out a loud “WHAT THE FUCK”, stumbling out of bed and heading to her front door. She was down the hallway before she realized she was in nothing but her panties and an oversized shirt, but she was already on a mission.
She banged on the door at the end of the hall, incessantly and with rapid succession until the door swung open, revealing a beautiful and familiar face, a dopey grin on his face as his eyes trailed over her.
“What can I do for y—”
Aelin interrupted him as she shoved into his apartment, seeing a pretty brunette standing there in nothing but a shirt that no doubt belonged to the male behind her.
“Get out,” she ordered the girl, who looked at her wide-eyed and then started stuttering to the man beside Aelin.
“Sorry, love,” he said breezily, grabbing the girl’s clothes where they lay scattered across the floor. “Duty calls. You can keep the shirt.”
He patted her behind as he shooed her out, her face nothing short of absolute shock. She probably hadn’t expected her morning to turn out like this, poor thing. Aelin crossed her arms over her chest as the man closed the door and turned to her, that stupid grin still on his face.
“It’s always a pleasure to see your beautiful face Aelin—”
“Cut the bullshit Fenrys. Did you give Rowan Whitethorn my number?” she demanded, deadpan.
Fenrys groaned, pulling his unruly blonde curls into a bun on top of his head. How the FBI allowed his long hair, she had no idea. He probably used the incessant charm of his.
“Aelin, you gotta let shit go. He asked for it and I gave it to him. I didn’t think it’d be a big deal, especially since you’ll need to contact him for your case anyways,” he explained, pulling off his pajama pants, gloriously naked before her.
He eyed her mischievously as he turned and walked by her to his dresser, brushing past her. She rolled her eyes at his antics.
“One, you act like I’ve never seen your dick before. And two, you had no right to give Whitethorn my number. How do you even know we’re going to be working together?” she asked, turning to face him as he pulled on some underwear and then sweats.
He grinned fiendishly, pulling a shirt over his toned body. “Do you want to feel it again? I’d be more than happy to tangle in the sheets with you again, detective.”
She stared him down, not amused. He sighed and patted her shoulder as he moved to his small kitchen.
“One, lighten up. Two, you know he’s my best friend so obviously I had to listen to him bitch about how he has to work with you.”
She scoffed. “Well that makes two of us. Did you also give him the idea to take me out to dinner to talk about the case too?”
Fenrys choked on a laugh, spinning back to face her. “What?”
She held up her phone, reading the text Rowan had sent her. “This is Rowan Whitethorn. Meet me at the Italian restaurant on 5th and K street at 7:00. Be on time.”
“Wow,” Fenrys drawled, pouring himself a glass of orange juice. “I gotta hand it to him, he really knows how to make a lady swoon with the texts he sends.”
She groaned and headed for the door to leave. “This is all your fault, Fen.”
He laughed. “Have fun on your date, gorgeous! Can’t wait to hear all about it.”
She flipped him off on her way out.
Later that day, she was frowning at her reflection in the mirror. She kept smoothing her hands over her dress nervously. Not because she didn’t think she looked good. She looked amazing. The little black dress hugged every curve of her body and fell off her shoulders. It hit mid-thigh and had a slit up one side that was dangerously close to revealing a lot more than her thigh. Her black pumps emphasized her slim calves and lanky legs. Her golden blonde hair fell in loose waves down her back, tickling her bared shoulders. She had gone easy on the makeup, leaving the attention to go to her lips, which were painted a deep, dark red that stood out against her white teeth when she smiled.
No, she looked stunning.
That wasn’t the hard part. She was worried about what to say to Rowan. She hadn’t talked to him since that Yulemas party. She wasn’t sure if she was going to yell at him or play it like she’d never met him before in her life. She didn’t know which one would annoy him more, something she was looking forward to doing. She wanted to look good as she slowly tore him to shreds with her infuriating attitude. It was only fair.
She looked at the clock. 6:30. She really should get going. She grabbed her purse and headed out of her apartment complex to catch a cab. Twenty minutes later she was walking into the posh, upper-class restaurant Rowan had picked.
Of course he would’ve picked this place, she thought. Pretentious bastard.
She gave the hostess Rowan’s name and was lead to a secluded booth near the back of the restaurant where people who didn’t want to be overheard dined. As she drew closer, she could make out the back of Rowan’s silver-haired head. He turned his attention to her as she came up to the booth.
“Agent Whitethorn,” she greeted silkily, meeting his eyes as he stood to greet her.
“Agent Galathynius,” he said back, voice bored.
She kissed his cheek softly to get him on uneven footing before sliding into the booth. He sat back down, watching her with his beautiful bedroom eyes. Though his face was expressionless, she could see a spark in his eyes as he took her in. She casually tossed her hair over her shoulder, revealing the expanse of skin the dress showed, the cleavage generously displayed.
“You look… nice,” Rowan commented, and Aelin almost laughed at his attempt at civility.
“And you look absolutely ravenous, detective, but I’m quite sure you didn’t ask me to meet you here to talk about how beautiful we both look,” Aelin smirked, picking up the menu.
She wasn’t lying. He looked like a Greek god reincarnated. He was dressed in a back suit, white undershirt with the first few buttons undone to show off a chest she had planted drunk kisses on. A watch glinted at his wrist, and his short hair complimented the angles of his face. He looked like sex on legs and Aelin hated him for it.
He scoffed but refrained from retorting as a waitress came to take their order. As soon as she left, Rowan pulled out a manilla folder, sliding across the table to her. She picked it up and opened it, reading the contents. Her heart dropped at what was inside.
Arobynn Hamel. 36 years old, DOB 11/2/1983, 6’2”, 220lbs, born in Orynth, Terrasen, wanted for money laundering, drug trafficking, illegal arms dealing, running prostitution rings, murder, bribery, etc., last known location: Rifthold, Adarlan…
She shut the folder and shoved it into her purse. She pinched the bridge of her nose, trying to collect her thoughts before she addressed Rowan.
Arobynn Hamel… gods, of course he would come back to haunt her. Come back to bite her in the ass. He had been the director of the CIA and good friends with her father years ago, and then had disappeared after her parents had been murdered. He hauled ass out of town as soon as the agency found out what Arobynn had been up to the past ten years. He was responsible for the death of her parents, she knew it deep in her heart. The other stuff, she had no doubt he was doing too. But to assign her to this case…
“Aelin,” Rowan called to her, interrupting her thoughts.
She sighed and looked to him. “I’m going to skin Rolfe alive.”
A chuckle slipped past his lips, surprising her. “Judging by the look on your face, he didn’t tell you that the case’s end goal was to bring down Hamel.”
Clenching her jaw, she saw the waitress coming with their food and waited until she had placed it in front of them and left before answering him.
“I thought the case was taking down a prostitution ring in Rifthold because girls from Terrasen were going missing. I had done the prelim research, found some leads…” she sighed again, digging into her food. “Of course this would be tied to Arobynn. After spending a couple of years of my free time hunting him down, he’s plopped onto my lap like a gift.”
“You know we can’t just dive headfirst into this—”
“Yes, Agent Whitethorn, I am fully aware of what proper procedure is,” Aelin retorted, voice dripping sarcasm.
He glared at her. “I’m serious. This case hits close to home for you. I can’t have you messing this up for me.”
She rolled her eyes. “I liked you better when you weren’t talking.”
“And I liked you better when I had you moaning my name, but we can’t all win.”
She choked on her pasta.
“What the fuck did you just say to me?”
He smirked, finishing his food. “You heard me. You were much more compliant when my hands were between your legs.”
Her face erupted with heat and she knew her cheeks must be bright pink. She stood abruptly and reached over to grip his jaw in her hand, squeezing tightly. Her brilliant blue eyes rimmed with gold stared blazingly into his pine green ones.
“Let me get one thing straight, Rowan Whitethorn. I’m not one of those FBI secretary girls that fall for your good looks. You cannot manipulate me. I will not sit here and let you mock me, intimidate me, or insult me. You forget who I am. I’m just as good, if not better than you,” she spat, leaning in so they were almost nose to nose. “I will not let you humiliate me ever again. I will solve this case, and then I’ll make sure I spend the rest of my life making sure you know just how much better I am than you.”
She leaned in more and planted a light, seductive kiss to the corner of his lips. Anyone watching them would’ve thought she was kissing her date goodnight. She pulled back quickly, releasing his jaw and starting to walk away.
“I’ll leave it to you to get the bill. Have a nice night, Agent Whitethorn,” she called to him, an extra swing in her hips as she left the restaurant, knowing he was staring after her the whole time.
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So, what would everyone think of the two rumble matches last night? Anyone happy with the results? Mad? Had a favorite part/least favorite part?
I was actually going to write a series of ‘tweets’ for some friends who enjoy WWE and Descendants so I’m reallllllllyyyyyy glad you asked.
Sheamus vs Chad Gable (I refuse to dignify the stupid storyline that called him ‘Shorty G’) -
@MalGuillory - Okay, yeah. Kinda shoulda seen this coming on the pre-show. Not a bad start! At least it wasn’t the girls or the tags this time -_-
@LiLonnie - YES! Welcome back Sheamus! I’m sorry, Shorty, I love you too.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Meh. Slow start but not bad.
@JayRasheed - When’s The Bar coming back?@CarlosDeville replied - @Cesaro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4Y1ZUUx2g
@BenBonhomme - Not a bad start! Welcome back, Sheamus!
Andrade vs Humberto Carrillo -
@CrownPrincessRuby - Ahhh! I don’t know who to cheer for! Someone help!@PrincessAnxelin replied - Seriously, she’s making the ‘computer overheating whirring’ noise.
@BenBonhomme - Awww! I thought Humberto had him. Next time for sure!
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Was kinda hoping Zelina’d turn on Andrade. Oh well.@CrownPrincessRuby replied - BITE YOUR TONGUE. Zelina and Andrade are so good together!@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa replied - Zelina Vega’s good on her own too. It’s a waste for her to stay with him if they’re not mixed tagging.
@LiLonnie - That was a good match! Bummer for Humberto, but I’m happy for Andrade.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Wait. Both matches were title-less. IS WWE LEARNING HOW TO BOOK PRE-SHOWS?!?? #ItsAMiracle@HarryHook replied - They must be reading your twitter, Captain. Seems more likely.
Roman vs Corbin -
@BenBonhomme - EXCELLENT start to the Rumble! Well done Roman Reigns!
@PrincessAudreyVictore - #ThankYouRoman for having the grace, determination and LEADERSHIP a true King offers.
@JayRasheed - I love Corbin, but as soon as he opened that dog food, he had that coming. Good job, Big Dog.
@CarlosDeville - That’s what you GET for messing with the bloodline!
@LiLonnie - YEAH! Great job Roman! The Usos coming to help had me T.T
@MalGuillory - #WelcomeToTheRumble
@4HeartsEvie - Maybe now Corbin can get a new crown? Please? My work email’s in my description. I’LL DO IT FOR FREE.@Evie’sManagerDoug replied - Please don’t do it for free.
@PrincessAnxellin - I still think Corbin should’ve won. *shrug*@CrownPrinceChad replied - You and me both.
Women’s Rumble -
@MalGuillory - Alright! Let’s get this party started!
@LiLonnie - Already??? Oh well.
@LiLonnie - OMG OMG Molly Holly, okay, I take it back. @MalGuillory replied - Hey, chill! You’re not allowed to die tonight!@LiLonnie replied - Bold of you to assume Asuka vs Becky isn’t gonna kill me but okay.
@4HeartsEvie - I see we’ve reached the ‘Lonnie freaking out about the Legends’ portion of the show.@JayRasheed replied - Seriously. I’ve learned about 99% of the legends I know about from her freaking out.
@PrincessAudreyVictore - #ESTofNXT let’s go!
@PrincessAudreyVictore - Oh no! Mercedes Martinez is here! Who am I supposed to cheer for now?@LiLonnie replied - I love them all. Feel my pain. @PrincessAudreyVictore replied - You love all wrestlers. You just have that ‘I just hope both teams have fun’ sign. :P
@JaneCollingwood - I love Lana’s gear! So pretty!
@CarlosDeville - GO LANA!
@MalGuillory - Oh, Liv, what did they do to you? T . T #Travesty
@CarlosDeville - YEAH! NAOMI!
@CrownPrincessRuby - YES! Welcome back Glow Queen! #Naomi
@CarlosDeville - GET THEM NAOMI
@JaneCollingwood - Oh, yay! Welcome back, Naomi!
@MalGuillory - I…seriously? Santina Marella? What?@LiLonnie replied - Long story, bad joke, tell you later.
@PrincessAudreyVictore - We could have had Sasha in the 29th slot. #JustSaying.
@WhatmynameUmaThalassa - Seriously? I’d say ‘keep Santina Marella in 2009 where it belongs’ but…it didn’t.@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - The only good thing about this is Beth’s ‘I know where I’m hiding the body’ face.
@MalGuillory - Seriously? No Nia, No Ruby, barely any Liv, Sarah or Tamina? I’m disappointed. Fire & Desire never do though.
@PrincessAudreyVictore - #BowDownToTheQueen
@LiLonnie - She did it! Charlotte Flair did it! @LiLonnie - I just remembered she said she wanted to win the Rumble for her brother. BRB, crying again.
@MadMaddy - As if it were ever in doubt! #Bowdowntothequeen
@JaneCollingwood - Yay, Charlotte! Good job!
@BenBonhomme - Excellent work from all the WWE’s women. They should be very proud of their roster.@4HeartsEvie replied - They should be! And yet…@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa replied - Hey! That’s my line!
@4HeartsEvie - I could not possibly be prouder of Charlotte Flair. Well done. I wish the Bellas could be back but since they can’t.
@CrownPrinceChad - Excellent work from Charlotte.
@JadeRasheed - *gay panic*
Bayley vs Lacey -
@JaneCollingwood - I know she’s my favourite wrestler, but I don’t like evil Bayley. I miss the old one.@CarlosDeville replied - We all do. It’s okay.
@MalGuillory - Huh. Kinda thought they’d have Lacey win. She’s been getting pushed and Bayley….hasn’t.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Bayley needed that win. Point blank.
@PrincessAudreyVictore - Good. She’ll still have the belt for Sasha when she gets back.
@CrownPrincessRuby - I feel bad for Lacey’s daughter but great work, Bayley!@PrincessAudreyVictore replied - I love Lacey Evans, but I have a feeling Bayley won’t keep her belt much longer… *eyes emoji*
@BenBonhomme - That’s too bad. I was kind of rooting for Lacey this time. Oh well.
@CrownPrinceChad - Boooooooooreeeeeed.
Bray Wyatt vs Daniel Bryan -
@FreddieFacilier - YESSSS. Let’s go Fiend already!
@CeliaFacilier - YES, GET HIM WYATT!
@ArabellaUnderTheSea - COME ON DBRY! You’ve fought this clown before!
@MalGuillory - Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, kinda saw that coming.
@FreddieFacilier - Was that a heel look I saw on DBry? Because yes please.
@Celia - The Fiend won! The Fiend won! I’m so happy!
@BenBonhomme - WHO is going to stop the Fiend? We’re gonna need the Big Dog aren’t we?@PrincessAudreyVictore replied - We ALWAYS need the Big Dog, thank you.
@Evie’sManagerDoug - If the Fiend’s going down, it’ll be at Mania. @JayRasheed replied - I agree. It’s too early.@CarlosDeville replied - Too EARLY? He only bothers to defend the belt at Pay-per-views. We don’t need two Bork Lasers here. @LiLonnie replied - That’s not entirely true.@CarlosDeville replied - It is on tv.@FreddieFacilier replied - Look, WWE needs a new horror character with Taker gone. Let me have this!@CarlosDeville replied - Okay, fair. I just wish he defended more.
Becky vs Asuka -
@LiLonnie - I’m dead. RIP me. Cremate me and put my ashes in the family temple. Cause of death - Asuka and Becky Lynch.@MalGuillory replied - She’s lying down on the floor and hasn’t moved for ten minutes. I think she’s really dead this time.@JayRasheed replied - RIP Lonnie I guess.@CrownPrinceChad replied - Does this mean the captaincy is open?@4HeartsEvie replied - RIP.
@JayRasheed - #She’sTheMan
@JaneCollingwood - Awww! I wanted Asuka to win! Becky’s on a roll though. She looked great.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - DAMN. Smacked the mist right out of her mouth!@HarryHook replied - Match of the night for sure!
@CrownPrincessRuby - What a match! I’m officially retiring now. There’s no point in staying, that was so good.@PrincessAnxellin replied - Uh, what about OUR TITLES???@CrownPrincessRuby replied - Oh, right. Retirement postponed. @BenBonhomme replied - Should I cancel your cake?@CrownPrincessRuby replied - Absolutely not! Anytime’s a good time for cake!
@MalGuillory - That kick to the face though. I *felt* that one.@4HeartsEvie replied - So did I!
@4HeartsEvie - They were both so pretty! I love their gear.
@JadeRasheed - *gay panics harder*@JayRasheed - She’s not joking. Her exact words right next to me - “Holy CRAP am I ever gay.”
@PrincessAudreyVictore - Well done ladies! Now, can you please stop killing my friend??? #RIPLonnie
@BenBonhomme - What a match! This was worth the wait!
Men’s Rumble -
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Watch them just feed the roster to Bork Laser.@GilGaston replied - I hope not! D: Will Lesnar be okay?@HarryHook replied - Gil…
@LiLonnie - I will not have words to describe how annoyed I will be if the point of this match is to feed the Rumble to Lesnar.
@JayRasheed - Damn. Even Mysterio and Kofi????@CarlosDeville - I WISH I was surprised.
@CrownPrincessRuby - THE DISRESPECT THE WWE KEEPS GIVING REY MYSTERIO DISGUSTS ME. FUCK. OFF. WITH THAT NOISE.@PrincessAnxellin replied - She just gave off the most swear words I have EVER heard her say in my living room. Aunt Cass would have a heart attack.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Yup. Women’s Rumble wins again. 3-0. Sorry guys, maybe next year booking won’t be a dick.
@HarryHook - FUCK YEAH MCINTYRE!
@CrownPrincessRuby - MCINTYRE AND RICOCHET JUST DID *THAT*
@CrownPrinceAziz - HA! Don’t sleep on Ricochet!
@PrincessAudreyVictore - FINALLY they got him out of there!@4HeartsEvie replied - Just in time for the last half too.
@MalGuillory - Holy shit will the guys get to actually wrestle??? Stay tuned.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - So now that Lesnar’s 15 man long dick sucking’s over, we can start the RUMBLE! Finally!
@GilGaston - Brock Lesnar is SO COOL. I wish I could dominate like that. He tossed over like 15 guys!@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa replied - I like you better the way you are.@GilGaston replied - :D
@JayRasheed - GOOD. Now let’s goooooooo!
@LiLonnie - OMG.@LiLonnie - OMG. @LiLonnie - I cAN’t@LiLonnie - I caN’t beLieve
@JayRasheed - Okay, so, Lonnie just burst into tears so I’m guessing this Edge guy’s important?
@MalGuillory - Uh, anyone want to explain why Lonnie won’t stop crying?@MalGuillory - WAIT. That’s the guy who had the same injury Paige did!@MalGuillory - AWESOME. Welcome back, Edge!
@BenBonhomme - Amazing! Welcome back, Edge!
@PrincessAudreyVictore - I don’t think I can tweet anymore, Lonnie’s digging her nails in my arm to every time something happens to Edge.
@LiLonnie - BE CAREFUL WITH HIS NECK OMG
@JayRasheed - Aw yeah! Bring on the Big Dog!
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - Sorry, Rollins, you deserved that ass kicking.@CarlosDeville replied - For real.
@JayRasheed - Double spears! Nice!
@LiLonnie - *incoherent wrestling fan screaming*
@HarryHook - I repeat - FUCK YEAH MCINTYRE@WhatsmynamedUmaThalassa retweeted this.
@JayRasheed - Oh come on. Big Dog should’ve had that covered.@PrincessAudreyVictore replied - I can only assume booking wanted someone new. Too bad. @PrincessAudreyVictore replied - I got my hopes up when the crowd was behind Roman.@JayRasheed replied - There’s always next year. He’ll get them then.
@WhatsmynameUmaThalassa - A+ McIntyre. Match started slow, but it ended just right.
@LiLonnie - Good job, Drew McIntyre! No complaints from me.
@BenBonhomme - That was an awesome show! Well deserved, McIntyre. Well deserved wins all around.
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