#LEMME HAVE MY GAY PEOPLE

[wine-sluts]

“They’re Japanese, gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan. This isn’t realistic.”

The main character is a WERETIGER

#bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #jace's bsd textposts #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd shin soukoku #literally any queer ship in BSD #god #CHUUYA FOUGHT A FUCKING DRAGON #LEMME HAVE MY GAY PEOPLE

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of the WORST things i see in fandom/ship discourse is when people say "straight ships just dont sit right with me.." like hey.. what do u mean by that.

ESPECIALLY if we're talking about GIRLS who EXCLUSIVELY like mlm ships... i dont care what you say, i think youre fetishizing gay men and youre weird for this. (same thing with guys who exclusively ship wlw but i see that less in fandoms.)

but then, on the other side of this we get people calling them "heterophobic.." NOOOO THAT ISNT REAL IM LITERALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT THAT IS NOT A THING.

its not "straightphobic," in fact its literally more homophobic than anything (do not deny that its super fetishy, we all know that its fetishization so dont play dumb..)

(im not saying u have to ship straight ships btw i literally dont care, ship what u want, im SPECIFICALLY talking about people who hate on them, call them toxic because theyre straight, comment on every post that their gay ship is better, etc.. generally just people who are super annoying and fetishy about it. not just people who ship what they ship.. the thing im talking about is basically watered down fujoshis..)

#this happens in EVERY fandom #its inevitable i think.. but im tired of seeing it #lemme tag some of the fandoms im thinking about sorry u can ignore this post lol #pjsk #project sekai #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #any anime actually #EVERY anime actually.. #im not going to tag mlp because i think it deserves to be untainted by this #HOWEVER.. i have seen people do this about fluttercord and pinkie pie x cheese sandwich #mfs act like the ponies having semi-canon husbands and canon baby daddies makes them homophobic #because they 'ruined' the gay ships #SHUT UP OH MY GOD #they didnt ruin anything i hate ship discourse ur literally weird #just cuz ur ship isnt canon doesnt mean u have to stop shipping it #i love twipie!! it will never be canon and I DONT CARE!! #tloz #the legend of zelda #lemme elaborate on that one #i see lots of people hc link as transmasc (lovely hc) and then say that that makes zelink a non-straight ship #hey buddy. thats literally transphobic. whats wrong with u. #sorry for posting discourse again im just bein silly

[airbenderedacted]

deathstar shippers stop going out of ur way to tell me you hate dominator being a lesbian and that you’re homophobic asf challenge (impossible, apparently)

#(cw: put under a read more for homophobia & transphobia 😬) #LITERALLY went ''lemme say the quiet part out loud'' BRO THIS IS LIKE THE 6TH(????) TIME I'VE HAD SUCH AN ENCOUNTER #except i will say that this is the first time it wasn't unprovoked. i did @ them first to ask why they were leaving replies on my posts- #-saying hater's crush on dominator is creepy bc they 'look like they have an age gap' meanwhile they've liked AND MADE #-comments elsewhere shipping her with men that are way WAY older than her and sometimes visibly so like. hater and her are the same agegroup #so i was like. what is going on here huh??? ANFD THEN THEY JUST SAY THIS SHIT why am i ever surprised anymore lmao #shout out to this person for adding transphobia to their shittiness for Spice ig /s 🙄 eugh... #i should've seen it coming bc they were referencing a page on the woy wiki THAT USES STEVENSON'S CORRECT NAME & PRONOUNDS #AND YET THEY WERE ADAMANT ON USING HIS DEADNAME AND SHE/HER PRONOUNS LIKE.. I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS but still 🤢 #i dont ever wanna stop giving ppl the benefit of the doubt but oh my god do These people test me. every time. goes like this Every Single T- #on god only like twice or smthn have i seen [REDACTED] shippers be like.. very decent to me and literally just ignorant #and they were from here and i just ask them to not interact bc it makes me uncomfortable and they're like i dont get it but ofc #and i never see them again #AND THEN EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO IS INTO THIS SHIT I HAVE *EVER* COME ACROSS #FUCKING JUST... JUMPS INTO MY MENTIONS OUT OF NOWHERE. LITERALLY I DONT EVEN?? DO ANYTHING I DONT GO NEAR THEM BRO #THEY FUCKING SNIFF ME OUT OR SOME SHIT FOR HAVING A DNI ON OTHER SITES AND GO #''OH SO YOU THINK I'M WRONG FOR HAVING TO REIMAGINE GAY/LESBIAN CHARACTERS AS STRAIGHT SO I CAN ENJOY THEM?'' LIKE- WTF? YES? IT IS #also i kid you not this is an actual thing someone has gone out of their way to look me up and yell at me over for like an hour straiught #on twitter. it was unhinged. like they were convinced straight ppl are oppressed any time gay characters exist #bc gay characters existing makes them unlikable and unrelatable and unconsumable to straights like damn ok if u feel that way die abt it? #it's just so unhinged like bruh GO AWAY LMAO??? SHUT UP! I DONT CARE LITERALLY JUST KEEP UR FREAK BIGOT SHIT TO URSELF GET OUT #again that specifically doesn't apply to this person who technically WAS @ by me first bc i was like.. hey... hey what's going on here HUH #but oh my god they turn out to be vocally homophobic every single time. i was always hoping i was like... #over generalizing these people as being fucking homophobic just bc 1) the vibes r always like that 2) it's faster to say #BUT OH MY GOD THEY REALLY ARE HOMOPHOBIC AS A WHOLE WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY ALWAYS WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO BE LIKE aint no way ahah BUT NO? #BRO???? GET OUT OF HERE THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR YOU Y'ALL ARE CREEPS #THEY FEEL SO EMBOLDED TO SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT PROMPTING. I ALWAYS MAKE FUCKING SURE TO NOT ACCUSE BIGOTRY #AT MOST I'LL JUST BE LIKE yeah so straightwashing is a thing that's homophobic so don't do that IF ANYTHING. I NEVER CALL THE PERSON THAT #AND EVERY TIMEEEE THEY JUST GO MASK OFF WITH ''BTW I DONT LIKE THE GAYS'' I OEIUFKGEJRHGUKJDFS EVERY TIME EVERY TIME WTFFFFF #usually being right about things is epic. not this THIS IS JUST.. GWORLS WHAT HE FUCK

[causalityparadoxes]

"The Doctor and Master use Theta and Koschei when they're alone. Those are their real names so they use them when they're soft with eachother :3"

I am killing you with lazer beams

#stop deadnaming my queer gay aliens please pleaaaase #sorry lemme be a hater for a moment please #a little miffed #a little miffed hater #no harm or foul meant continue on if you do this #i just ohohohhoo visceral hatred of this trope #doctor who #love those gay edgy teenagers and their college nicknames but they did in fact grow up 🙏😭😭 #let them be old bitches with stupid Titles that they truely truely call eachother because those ARE their names. i beg 😭🙏 #also this is not about like harkening back to their youth. thats an interesting concept #i mean when people try to present it as their real definite birth names (tm) its so very weird i dont like it #ive probably made a post like this before but idc my current hater-ing is new #i wish i coule tag this as anti something so people who enjoy this trope could block it #but alas i dont think its enough of an issue to have stans/haters lmaooo

[noodlepai]

Yeah we gay keep scrolling

(Happy pride month !!)

#wii deleted you #wdy #little gay people living in my brain #lemme have this one okay I'm really proud of how well the poses came out in this #anyway happy pride y'all :]

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

every time we see a swiftie post on our for you page we have to make an annoyed post btw.

#i have a nice day. and then #i see a post that's like 'lol i don't care if i am delusional 😘 taylor swift is gay and her music rulez lemme have it' #and first of all. you are not probably fucking delusional. i mean you obviously have something going on #and u don't understand a lot. but you probably aren't delusional you're just like saying that like people say they're 'psycho' #whenever they do anything weird or 'ocd' when they want things to be neat or 'a narcissist' when they are bragging a bit #and secondly. SHE ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD. #i cannot think of someone right now because my mind sucks but there are actual lesbians who write music. and it is better #anyways i am fine and not filled with interesting complexes and shit.. whatever. this is #sorry for being an elitist about things i try my best. but these people are genuinely obnoxious

[todayisafridaynight]

when more masadai art😔 pls, u have gotten me addicted to their dynamic and im hungry for more...

be the change you want to see in the world my brother..... i believe in you.......

#snap chats #i'd love to make more masadai but im gon be preoccupied this weekend AND i have commissions next week #plus im already working on drawing Old People #i gotta juggle three sets of gay people mamma mia #maybe i'll start throwing up my old text posts on this account... #i ramble about masadai a lot on my private twitter but not here since i already look insane #also you guys are always allowed to send me asks about them :] #it's like bringing ingredients into the kitchen yk help a brother cook #but speaking of my Old People Comic lemme go finish that up then uhhhhh idk i think im gonna eat finally LMAO

[evankinard]

this is cracking me up WHO DISLIKED MY BLORBO EDIT

#i have never once considered disliking a video unless honest to god donald trump was on the thumbnail #according to my complex calculations the 95.8% means out of 24 people 23 of them liked it and once person disliked which #honestly lemme shake your hand you're such a bitch but I think I love you #WAS IT THE GAY PEOPLE #THE TAYLOR SWIFT #WAS THE EDITING JUST SO SHITTY THAT YOU WERE THAT OFFENDED #WHAT DROVE YOU TO THESE LENGTHS

[tamingicarus]

once you relax into the status of Prettyboy, you feel so much better

#notes for myself tbh #you have pretty features not handsome and that’s okay #we ourselves think pretty boys are so aesthetically pleasing. like tbh i was like ‘what’s the hottest boy? easy. femboy punk pop musician #with black hair and many many many gay allegations #and so that’s who i became. except for i’m not a musician. id love that but i simply have too much stage fright. i can’t even record myself #playing guitar — songs i’ve played hundreds of times — without fucking it up so bad bc i’m freaked out by the camera #so. could have been me in another life with less anxiety and more discipline. #anyway #this is going absolutely now where but ! another incoming post about drag shows is incoming #and that is going to be emotional. i had a fucking doozy of a day yesterday. #i’m tempted to post my face bc i feel so cute rn but. it’s embarassing #for me lemme clarify i love seeing what other people look like #tumblr’s demographic remains a fascinating point of interest

[garykingz]

some people will have the absolute audacity to be like "don't force people to come out if they're not ready" and then switch up the second said person is a celebrity because then it's A OK. die in a fire fr

#rambles #stop forcing people to come out if they dont want to #let people express themselves however the fuck they want to without having being observed like an animal in a zoo. OH THEY WORE THIS? GAY. #STOP #i was outted as a teenager to my mother and lemme tell you that shit HURTS #regardless of everyones reaction. people should be allowed autonomy over whether they tell the world their sexuality or gender

[merl-out]

Wow how dare you be right and valid in the things you say on the internet. (She said, voice dripping with sarcasm)

At everyone that is being a dick to my Merle, y'all are the entire reason they make the kinds of posts you're upset about. Go look in a mirror, touch some grass, and look deep, deep inside your heart to find out what's made you act like such a dick. Feel free to direct all death threats to me, who has no patience for people being assholes to my friends for speaking the goddamn truth.

We're all queer, lgbtqa+, homos, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Theres no fucking reason to attack and tear each other down when the rest of the world already does that for us.

Stop being assholes on the internet to make yourself feel better and to make up for how little control you have over your own life.

Signed- a GenderQueer, Ace, Pansexual

Honestly they just better be happy that I'm just blocking them and that my pal Ino isn't seeing the shit I'm getting in my ask box because the way she would explode smh

As always, ur majesty, u dropped smth 👑 the way this ask came in with others it fully looked like u were yelling at someone being a jerk and it made me snort lmao.

#ino #queer discourse #queer community #ask #honestly some of them are funny #with how fucking HARD they prove my point #like the only people who would be mad at my post are fellow gays #who know nothing about me #so its kinda hilarious watching how quickly they will go into #bodysham/ng making fun of my hair making fun of the poly relationship in my header??? #(which is literally my siblings so......gross) #transphobia in all forms #have been aggressively misgendered from each side #and suicide baited #but lemme tell you what #not a one person has actually sent me a not anon ask and not a fucking one has made anything close to a credible threat on my life #let me level with yall #i was abused as a child #im more than capable of staying snarky and sarcastic while taking actual punishment #step it up if you want me to actually feel bad smh

[johndonneswife]

I just wanted to tell you that your post about families and wedding stuff was relatable and I’m sorry you’re dealing with all of that. I can’t relate 100% since I am not getting married, but I’ve also never thought about it too much, since I have this fear that people who accept me now won’t accept me if I tell them I’m marrying a woman one day. I dunno, I think straight people are weird when it comes to weddings, like they didn’t think you were serious before that? Like it was a phase? (cont.)

#thank you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #i also never thought about getting married until somewhere along my relationship with ayesha lol #i mean gay marriage was legalized in the usa when i was almost done with college so like! never occurred to me that it could happen for me #i def never had any wedding fantasizes and did not see myself settling down #i was actually like - marriage is so fucking heteronormative i will DIE before getting married!!! #the government does not own my love!!!! fuck the wedding industry!!!! etc #and i think i still have some hangups about that and feel like a sellout EVEN THO i want to marry aish more than anything #just making that clear lol #i think that’s also why they’re annoying me so much more than usual bc again they know how important ayesha is to me #but it’s okay 🫂 i was feeling my feelings the other day when i posted that #and now i’m just like. honestly if i was marrying a man my family still sucks so much i don’t think it would make a difference lolol #but i do agree re: straight ppl show their true colors when gay people try to get married. for sure #the main reason i am getting annoyed and frustrated is bc i have had multiple people #rsvp and un-rsvp and rsvp again. and then tell me oh they don’t actually know if they can make it #like girl u gotta actually lemme know this is not a house party it is a wedding. LIKE. aaaaargh #i also know i will neeeeever fucking hear the end of it from my mother and i think that’s what i’m dreading the most #‘i do so much for xyz and showed up for xyz’s wedding and did xyz for my brother and now he won’t even be going to my daughter’s WEDDING??!’ #like. she’s already started that nonsense. and idk how to make it even more clear that i do not even care about her stupid brother 💀 #anyway thank you for being understanding and for being so nice to me :’) ILY

[skrunksthatwunk]

ive been led to believe that every (afab, generally) dyke goes through some kind of harrowing toxic possessive jealous overly dramatic vaguely homoerotic girl-girl friendship in their life before they figure out they're dykes and everyone always paints this as a middle/high school phenomenon but i need you guys to know that mine happened when i was 8 years old with a literal karen (in name only). ridiculous

#anyway i hope she's doing well because i still think about her sometimes yknow #didnt always treat me that well (apparently?? which i didnt realize until my mom told me but apparently she used to do the 'ill stop being #friends with you if you do x inconsequential thing' and it upset me but i dont remember that sooo idk) but she had a lot going on and i #don't think she was a bad kid yknow? yeah. anyway #feeling sentimental about it is all #actually now that i think about it two of the only characters i remember associated with her are rainbow dash and sonic which is cute #ig she liked it when blue dudes went fast lol #also she should NOT have had unrestricted internet access but that's a whole other thing #anyway karen if you're somehow reading this i think it would be really funny if you were also gay and like. take care of yourself 🤘 #OH also lemme explain the afab note: the friendship thing is smth i saw a few times on sapphic tiktok years ago and they tend to be Really #Really Really focused on like Only afab people to a really disquieting extent but. yeah #i assume it's harder if you're not perceived as a girlchild to have that particular dynamic but im 100% sure it happened a bunch anyway

[insomniac-pbparker]

No one tells you the agony of walking behind slow people on sidewalks

#options: suffer (lame) or go around in the street (potentially dangerous; but desirable outcome (walk in front of the people)) #I'm gay and tall; lemme through #please and thank you #technically not gay; bi; but you get the gist #peter prattles #I'm a fast walker too so this suuucks #i have places to be (taking a leisurely stroll through a park) #also this one guy in front of me looks kindof like me and it's freaking me out #my clone #HE BARKED AT ME! I'M GOING TO. #mgh. okay #that was a choice that he made #this is the second time I've been barked at today #okay I'm gonna ignore this guy. power walking past him #right. anyways

[misslobotomite]

realizing a pattern ...

#no offense to men first of all. #but ive recently noticed a pattern (happened twice) where i get irritated when i have a friend whos a lesbian who decides to start pursuing #guys and obvi thats their own journey #but i think i have a habit of connecting with gay girls and grow safe in the expectation that i never have to hear about men existing... #and then when a friend is like lemme explore this then its an immediate break of those expectations... and also like. well damn there #really is not a life for me as a wlw if i dont know a single woman who doesnt pursue men eventually ? #double-edged sword? #anyways its really difficult to discuss cause its my feelings in regards to another person's life and journey and quite honestly none of my #business... but i would like to stop feeling so negative about it. #also again i literally dont have an issue with men... if anything its just men as a romantic option disappoints me. #so many of the girls/women i care about have really shitty relationships with men that my immediate assumption is that the relationship is #gomma be bad and im gonna have to put in a ton of emotional labour #but even if that were a preconception i still got my stupid ass insecure sexuality. #anyways i need to ramble about this for 6 hrs to a therapist with 16 yrs of gay people experience #a

[sjokofelix]

not a fan of eye contact, instead I just look at people's eyes

#I used to never make eye contact and one day my mom gave me the tip to just look at peoples faces/noses #so that way I can tell people im listening without havint to say anything #which is probably why I dont struggle as much with eye contact now #but sometimes I tend to focus too much on the looking that I forget to actually listen lol #however I also struggle understanding people sometimes so I have to stop whatever im doing and intently stare at the thing making noise #autism can be complicated lol #sometimes I make “eye contact” with peoples profile pictures in diecord calls lol #but also eyes are cool #bestie lemme gaze longingly at your orbs <3/gay #milaposting