okay about choso nii...i am thinking about choso nii who's so smart in business economics and has to tutor you for uni test but you're wearing distractingly short skirt and he can almost see that you're not wearing any panties :3
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facts about Mr. Grizz in my splatoon 4 concept
(drawn by @remnantleakage , I made it a png I think)
the man himself below :)
isn’t he beautiful
mr grizz / medved facts
- mr grizz and medved are separate people believe it or not, mr grizz is the dude that runs Grizzco while Medved is mr Grizz outside of Grizzco, two different people in personality and mood.
- has a burning hatred for honey and if you give him it will pretend to like it (will throw up back home, my man going thru it the honey reminds him of his dead species < 3)
- pretty smart because he wants to be, people think it's "oh cause he's autistic" but he just was intrigued in the inkling languages and got strung up in so much more, he's very intelligent whenever it comes to salmonid life and machinery
- Grizzco weapons are made with higher quality now. higher than Sheldon's quality even, medved got a licence to make em, so he uses higher materials
- fucking HHHATTTTTESSSSSS the smell of bleach, like I mean HATES
- believe it or not, has a dad bod, you'd expect him to be a fat fuck but tbh dude just eats whatever,
- his scars n damaged ear comes from his time in space, and when he was hit by a meteor.
- wears the same tie as he did years back when he was a deformed bear (he lost it in his fur :)
- he's Russian
- likes researching past mammal activity and bugs, that and humans before extinction and spores, fuckin NERDY ASS BEAR 20XXX!!!
- machinery used to repair him was built for octolings and inklings, thus the anthro like build he has today
- that and the machinery assumed his age was 25, despite him looking WAAAY older, so he's like .25 mentally I guess
- he's grizzled (НАНАННАНААННА)
- like all father figures that aren't exactly your father, he's bisexual or whatever
- once was called a BILF by the tartar equivalent of this universe, this isn't canon but it's still funny because the tartar of that world (who's now malware) thought BILF meant (bear l'd like to fight)
- he can still see in his scarred eye and can still hear out of his damaged ears he's a little blind tho and has to wear glasses sometimes :(
- if it's not obvious he's autistic (the self projection goes HARD)
- he likes salmon but likes tuna better
- is canonically 7 FUCKING FOOT AND BIG
- redeemed himself through rebuilding the salmonids homes and cities, giving most of his money to them, that and also curing all fuzzy beings, dude is angelic now
(he instead fights against Tartar's robots, which will be explained whenever | feel like it)
- he has a squidder ((twitter)) account that posts like mitskileaks or Alex Hirsch
- despite being taught modern slang by Zoan, he acts like a millennial sometimes, (no he does not like minion memes)
- rots in bed often
- is actually a huge fan of the splatoon equivalent of Mitski, yea I said it fuck off
- hates marie and deep cut due to reasons we all know, they coulda put my man in a fuckin snowglobe, (he's ok w Callie though)
- canonically speaks many languages (many years of immortality does that to you)
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I think we should get a pre season 1 supernatural prequel where we follow Dean hunting with Lee and they fuck nasty and they're played by Jensen Ackles and Christian Kane wearing a backwards cap to signify to the audience that they're younger Saw 3d style
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