#Kusuke: WHAT

[phoenixcatch7]

You know, for a while I wondered why saiki used his bright tinted glasses instead of, you know, less attention grabbing ones. Because he can use normal clear lenses - even prescription ones - perfectly normally!

At first I thought it added another layer of security, that it was harder to petrify someone with the extra colouring or something.

Then I thought it's probably that it's easier to remember if he actually has them on and thus is safe to look at people when all he has to do is refocus and see all that green. With his xray vision anything that close to his face would be easy to forget about, I can't imagine clear glass being easily spotted for the poor kid XD.

But this moron just doesn't have PUPILS

#I was over here theorising how far I could stretch canon for an answer to a question few were asking #And the answer was literally in our faces lmao #Like yeah no WONDER he hides his eyes as best he can without straight up mirror sunglasses that would absolutely get taken for dress code #It really is a miracle this kid has survived this long #NO PUPILS #HOW DOES HE EVEN SEE NORMALLY - OH WAIT! #HE DOESN'T #what if he was actually relying on his psychic powers just to see and that's why his sight powers were always active #It's not cus that one part where he lost his powers for a bit and was fine but wouldn't that be FUNNY #Kusuke: *manic cackling* finally! I have removed your powers! Now for the first time you will experience the troubles of normal - #Saiki: brother. I think there's a problem #Kusuke: *offended noise* what? #Saiki: I can't see #Kusuke: #Kusuke: WHAT #saiki: am I missing something? Is this how people normally see? Are there muscles I'm supposed to be using? #On a side note WHY did saiki literally rewrite the human genome and retcon humanity's memories of hair colour when he could have just #Changed his own hair colour #Like that would have been a fraction of the effort #Bro #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo

[oceanwithouthermoon]

man, if i were kusuo saiki and my brother knew everything i was saying without hearing it, i would pretend that everything he knew i was saying was wrong and act super confused just to fuck with him

#@ kusuo saiki i have an epic prank for u to pull #this would be so funny cmon #imagine kusuke evil monologuing except every time he does that thing where he responds to kusuo perfectly even though he cant hear him- #kusuo just makes his confused face and shakes his head #looks at the camera confused #kusuke gets more and more frustrated as it goes on #when kusuke goes 'thats right!' to something he knows kusuo said and kusuo just looks around confused like '.. whats right?' #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuke #meows post

[asexualcloud]

my fav type of characters are the ones that would post "omw to the pride parade to protest the gays with my *instert same gender partner*!" to their story

#illumi zoldyck #hisoillu #kusuke saiki #saiki k #hxh #hunter x hunter #makokuu #montressor nevermore #nevermore webtoon #whats will and montresors ship name idk #idk man its 4am im going to bed #oop #forgot torisai #toritsuka reita #torisai

[tiredaalienn]

Coworkers

#akechi with glasses is so cute actually #kusukes own energy drink brand #bc others aren’t strong enough #what do you think they are discussing? #saiki no psi nan #saiki k #akechi touma #saiki kusuke #tousuke

[kusukeslab]

people need to talk about kuusuke's official art more

#there is no way this man is heterosexual #asou knew what he was doing #i imagine he just wears the most extravagant outfits in everyday situations #kuusuke paints his nails canon 🙏 #being british has changed him #the black version of the telepathy canceller makes me feel things #i wish i could draw so badly #such a girlboss tbh #kusuke saiki #kuusuke saiki #saiki kuusuke #saiki kusuke

[psychicdisaster]

Why is TDLOSK so... sad? I am taking physical damage from the last few arcs.

#especially because of toritsuka and saiki #what the fuck do you mean reita decided to betray kusuo because he felt inferior #but the brainwashing from kusuke wasn't enough to make him hate kusuo #he saw how kusuo protected him with his life despite now being enemies #and that just #undid the brainwashing? #“i could never really make him hate you” man #what the fuck #idk what these fuckers are and i honestly don't even care #they just mean so much to me #saiki k #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #toritsuka reita #kusuke saiki #coffeejelly.txt

[crookedlyinnernightmare]

a hc i've held for a long time is that, since kuusuke values his intelligence above pretty much all else, the idea of his memory, his ability to focus, his ability to multitask, etc. declining as a regular result of growing older + the possibility of losing his faculties due to a neurodegenerative disease like alzheimer's or parkinson's would be deeply terrifying, and perhaps repulsive to him, not least because he thinks it would """"lower"""" him further than the """"monkeys"""" he's surrounded by. and since these diseases are correlated with old age, that leads to a neurosis regarding aging. now, you might think that kuusuke would seek to abandon the biological body entirely due to how weak and prone to error it is, but the alternative would be to try and simulate his consciousness using electronics. and tbh for all that kuusuke brags about AI like kusuomega being "perfect," he doesn't actually believe any artificial intelligence could rival the perfection of his true mind. (Also, depending on how canon you consider psi-battle to be, he already tried making an AI of himself and it goes completely bonkers so. LOL.) Which is partially why we see his area of concentration skew to bioengineering, and why you end up with inventions like the vegeta tank; it's more of a happy (or unhappy?) coincidence that his grandmother is also obsessed with youth, albeit for different reasons. Kuusuke's perfect solution really is to set back the clock on himself indefinitely.

#saiki kuusuke #saiki kusuke #saiki k #anyway none of this is to say aging CAN'T be genuinely frightening and tough to deal with #but i do think kuusuke has a particularly disordered relationship with it #i might have said something like this before but what ever. you can read it again #sorry if this is illegible but its almost 1 am. ✌️

[tobisiksi]

tw: suicide mention-emotional maipulation

I refuse to believe that kusuo never tried to lose on purpose in one of kusukes games

a lot of people say that he probably was too egocentric to lose but man, ku gives up on things without thinking twice just for the sake of the others

just like when he gave up on satou when he and hii got together (the only example I can come with rn but there is a lot more)

and don't get me wrong, kusuo IS egocentric, but he knows where to trace a line he has a moral code and the principal rule is "don't be an inconvenience to the others"

so there is no way he didn't tried before

kusuke saw through his facade?

kusuke is insane and a masoquist and he has some suicidal behaviour aaand

I can see him telling kusuo to never try to fake a lost again or else he will off himself

idk he just yk, he's emotionally abusive and he's too obsessed with the idea of kusuo and him playing deathly games

TOO obsessed

he even took himself as hostage and he also kidnapped and brainwashed one of his brothers friends

he would say something like that

but I also believe that he wasn't aware of the heigh of those words

(I believe that he isn't aware of the heigh of all his actions, he just have a really twisted view of what is wrong and right)

I see this kind of scenario happening when they were young, when kusuo stopped copying his older brother (the motorcycle, the little cardboard robot, rock papper scissors, guys he was copying his older brother cuz he thought he was cool) and started to feel some resentment or even pity towards him

kusuke wouldn't take pityness very well, resentment? dont care, being hated? kay whatever but feeling any form of empathy or pity?????

it makes him sick

so he would say something like that but the thing is that he sees his brother as a God who is superior to every other living being

so he thinks that it isn't a big deal because his God had more important things to take care of

wrooooong, your God it's your baby bro who is just a child who used to admire you a lot before you started to get more and more insane progressively and the thing you just said it's fucking up his head because the love and hate he has for you were the strongest feelings his baby brain could feel and now he cannot come up with a way to make you stop envying or feeling resentful cuz of his powers (that he did not choose to born with in the first place) without making you have a meltdown that will end up with you killing yourself

#its 6am and im having a lot of feelings #sorry if there is something that doesnt make sense i repeat its 6am #im still without wifi and i cant waste the eeeee #idk how are they called in english but in spanish is datos móviles #lmao #anyway i dont have anything else to say im just emotional about this two #kusuke having no idea of what its wrong and right and how much certain words could affect the others yaaay #its the autism combined with his sociopath tendencies #also here he seems like he doesnt care at all abt kusuo but he does #its just a toxic way of love combined with his envy and again his sociopath tendencies #but he do love him and admire him so much #envy its just a twisted form of admiration afterall #saiki k #saiki kusuo #kusuke saiki #saiki's brothers #angst #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no psi nan #tw su mention #thinking thinking thinking

[m4j0d3r14s]

I am so insane for this series it's unreal

Like, what if you put a radio on kusuo's head? He'd definitely interfere with the signal but how?, does he play music? Can you hear his thoughts? Or maybe his dreams? Would he play back whatever he is hearing and create this weird speaker feedback? Would it change depending on how alert or conscious he is at the moment? Would it buzz? Static? Variation on the buzz or static depending on his mood?

I feel like Kusuke would've already tested all of this.

Am I Kusuke?

#idk what I'm doing up this late #saiki k #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #tdlosk #kusuke saiki #saiki kusuke #it's delulu hour yay

[noctis-sol]

Hi, I have no idea what to do, if I should write an x reader, more gooby brain rot of pretty characters or just me wanting to eat things that ARE NOT edible, if idea, pls help 😔

#saiki k #tdlosk #kusuke saiki #thoughts #whb #what in hell is bad #wihib #wihib x reader #whb x reader #tdlosk x reader #SORRY FOR SO MANY TAGS #I NEED IDEAS :(((

[degenerateshinji]

waittttt babe come back let me explain this lore to u listen up

#saikechi #akesai #touma akechi #kusuo saiki #saiki x akechi #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k #sknpn #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k #saiki k fanart #fanart #my art #kusuke saiki #nobody ask why akechi's talking about stormbringer #hes big into bsd actually so🙄 #I LOVE drawing saiki with the most tired most depressed most done with everything most 'what a pain' expressions on his face #grr my shading style is fuckin going through it rn my bad #i need to like. write a fanfic about this scenario

[sidecharacterenthusiast]

this came to me while sleep deprived idk if y’all see the vision

#no i will not elaborate #maybe toritsuka is involved or smth idk #feel free to do what you want with this lmfao #be more chill #bmc squip #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #kusuke saiki #toritsuka reita

[oceanwithouthermoon]

once again thinking about saiki kusuo kinning twilight sparkle

#'kusuke a volcano is gonna erupt and everyones gonna die' 'kusuo u should be at the clubbbb' #<-this is actually what happened btw #volcano arc and nightmare moon arc r one and the same #bro rlly tried to fix the time loop alone for years only to find out all he needed was friends helping him #AUTISTIC PEOPLE! #me talking about saiki kinning elsa or twilight sparkle should be what im known for #aka being autistic #my key trait/j #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[mac33cheese]

"That character is older than you, he/she can't be your child?" Excuse me but I am the proud father of saiki kusou and kusuke saiki. My name is literally kuniharu saiki and my amazing beautiful awesome wife is kurumi saiki. Never speak to me or my family again 🫵🫃

#tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki k #i went into labor what are you on about? #kuniharu saiki #kurumi saiki #kusuke saiki #saiki family

[fagitsukareita]

NOW HEAR ME OUT i just think that WHILE kusuke was digging around in toritsuka's head, looking at all that impulsiveness and the honesty that only his little brother manages to force out of this piece of shit, wouldn't it just be SO kusuke to try to turn all those feelings tori has for kusuo back onto him... a little puppy crush, nothing kusuke would ever act on (obviously. he's better than that.). just something to leave tori itchy, to make him stare at kusuo and wonder why those feelings have started to ring unfamiliar, a little deja vu, because i think kusuke does, fundamentally, view tori as just another one of kusuo's toys. and if kusuke can't have what kusuo does, then he has to break it.

#me ten minutes ago saying i will never talk about this ship vs me now making the post. hypocrites and liars RISE UP! #SORRY EVERYONE I AM EVIL AND DERANGED AND I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS!!!! #torikuu #idk what the ship name is... i should tag this torisai aswell #cuz it's like the. it's kusuke fucking with tori's mind in a way that tori can't comprehend... in a way that is more insidious than canon #and it's twisting tori's love for kusuo. the love tori cant bring himself to face. making that source of comfort and connection unbearable #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki k #toritsuka reita #saiki kusuo #tdlosk #saiki kusuke

[kusukeslab]

i constantly wonder what kuusuke was thinking when creating the cat-tank.

did he just come up with the idea and was like "aha, this'll get him!"

the fact that kuusuke was planning it for at least a couple months is very telling, like he had TIME and still went through with it.

#he's such a cat person omfg i love him #and yeah ik that kuusuke knew he would lose but still #how did he think that fight was going to go?? #kusuo just gets so taken aback by being threatened by a giant cat shaped tank that he simply surrenders #cant imagine what his expenses are like #saiki kuusuke #kusuke saiki #saiki k #kuusuke saiki #kusuo saiki