#Kill Granny Kill!

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Kill, Granny, Kill! (2014)

At just an hour long (excluding the credits and a post-credits scene that is a waste of time), Kill, Granny, Kill! should be palatable. Yet, thanks to a boorish story, awkward acting, and a lack of egregious gore (which this film really should have had), it ends up feeling twice the length.

At just an hour long (excluding the credits and a post-credits scene that is a waste of time), Kill, Granny, Kill! should be palatable. Yet, thanks to a boorish story, awkward acting, and a lack of egregious gore (which this film really should have had), it ends up feeling twice the length. It’s a bad movie when it really shouldn’t have been as it’s self-aware and silly. How do you screw up a…

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#Granny #horror #Horror Movie #Horror Movie Review #Kill #Kill Granny Kill!

[axollungz]

she didnt get to fly with those great ponies

#mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #rainbow dash #applejack #twilight sparkle #granny smith #my art #dash WOULD kill granny smith for a chance to rub elbows with the wonderbolts

[turtleblogatlast]

I honestly love the clothing styles of each of the turtles in this show and I love how these styles really incorporate their personalities as well.

Like, obviously Donnie has the best sense of style, yeah? Think that’s something pretty agreed upon here. Everything we see him put together is very meticulously crafted and clean. That goes with his personality because Donnie is a very meticulous person in general, and he knows what he likes very, very well, and knows how to flaunt it in turn. Him commenting on colors he enjoys or disapproving of outfits that the others see no problem with also shows how he just generally has an eye for this kind of thing. He doesn’t just know what looks good on himself, but also what looks good on others - and I think this ties into his love of gift giving too. Donnie also has a flair for making sure that his things have his “mark” on them, and his clothing is no exception. All that he wears and how he wears them screams “Donnie.”

Mikey is really fun because his styles are honestly a pendulum between super simplistic and incredibly out there. And often, you’re going to see a lot of color or patterns to both. And in my opinion I think that all reflects really well on Mikey’s character - he’s got a colorful personality but even more than that he’s incredible sure of who he himself is. Mikey’s style, I feel, is less what looks good as clothes and more what sparks joy in Mikey himself. His bright stickers he wears are a testament of that! He’s comfortable in his own skin and his style reflects this perfectly, whether he goes for a more out-there look or a more toned down one.

Now, for Leo. Okay, I think I’m actually in the minority here I feel because Leo’s style isn’t really that bad? Hear me out- if you actually look at what he wears, try taking out, like, one accessory. Suddenly, that outfit works! He even manages to put together many good outfits in the series, but his “bad” ones are the ones that tend to stand out, alas (just like how his mistakes tend to be big ones oop-) Basically, my personal look at him is not that he’s inept at styling at all, but that he has a “too much” gene. And like everyone else, this sense of style is completely like him, too. Going too far to impress when all he needed to do was slow it down some to think things through. (And funnily enough, a lot of his outfits take random aspects from his brothers too - “nothing without them” huh?)

For Raph, I feel bad for him since pretty much all of his clothes are inevitably going to be ripped, but he makes them work pretty much each time. Like Leo, Raph tends to go more sporty with his looks, but I also noticed that his stuff often goes in that in between of comfy, cool, and cute. His pajama suit in particular comes to mind in terms of “cute” as it’s more something you’d see younger children in rather than older kids, and I think it can be a subtle nod to the fact that for all Raph tries to seem older, he’s still just a kid too.

I could probably go on, but these are just all off the top of my head - I love how the boys’ personality’s come out in so many different ways.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #I love fashion actually #if you’re wondering where this came from it came from me watching hours of outfit creation vids #but yeah! I honestly could probably go more into it #but I’m going off my memory for the most part rip #Leo in particular makes me sad because I disagree with like 99% of the fandom about his fashion sense LOL #I don’t think it’s bad but it’s def not close to Donnie level #Donnie is his own category #Leo though he’s not just jerseys and ripped sleeves #he wears full eye makeup as a granny and kills doing it #his pirate costume was very well put together imo #even his regular weird frog like disguise is perfectly fine when you get rid of the goggles #I ALSO don’t think Raph’s style is bad either #my boy has more difficulty with clothes since he’s limited to the stretchier stuff but like #he’s got good style!! #I’m def looking more into this all than necessary but #watch me come back to this and change it like fifty times #if you’re wondering what I mean about Leo’s outfits taking from his brothers #look at Raph’s standard disguise (the one they go out to play basketball with) #ripped sleeves and a backward cap #one of Leo’s main outfits in The Clothes Don’t Fit the Turtle? #ripped sleeves and backwards cap #incedentally these borrowed aspects actually hinder his overall look! #his outfit without them is more HIM y’know? which says a lot about allll their individual styles

[tardxsblues]

Doctor Who | 8.07 Kill the Moon

#this was a callout #doctor who #dwedit #dwgifs #twelve #clara oswald #courtney woods #dws8 #episode: kill the moon #dw companions #the idea that i could one day be the granny who used to put things on tumblr is horrifying

[distinguished-slacker]

I drew Frieren!🫶💚

#cute granny elf #she has become one of my favourite anime characters #I am glad I managed to finish her drawing before the anime ends #I know there are still some weeks left but exam season really killed my free time #:< #sousou no frieren #frieren: beyond journey's end #frieren #frieren fanart #slacky’s art

[skyscratch-wc]

#warrior cats #thunderclan #shadowclan #yellowfang #my granny that got her personality killed after she died :/

[ddeck]

legends Quinlan, you will always be famous. served cunt, lost his memory, was hunted for sport, served more cunt, killed his evil granny, served darksider cunt, went back to regular cunt again

#legends quinlan: *finds out his evil granny killed his parents as a sacrifice* #quinlan: wtf dont you have other relatives to kill #slay #his comic books are. uh. not great. but damn they are entertaining #quinlan vos

[p4nishers]

i dont think i'll ever get over the big bad wolf scene in witches abroad

#when it ASKED granny to kill it and LAID ITS HEAD ON THE STUMP TO BE KILLED #like i literally reread it for the third time today and it managed to hit me even worse than the last two times. GOD that book #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #witches abroad #granny weatherwax

[mxtxfanatic]

Oh, I had my first actual argument with a JC stan! Because I dared to say that JC definitely kinda hates WWX as an adult.

I got blocked before I could take the screenshots, but I gotta say, I had to laugh when they said "JC is stuck at 17 mentally because of all the trauma" as if that was, like, a good excuse when I explained that how he acts is totally not OK for a 30 something adult.

That and "Everything would've happened the exact same way had Jiang Cheng not done anything anyway, he was completely powerless, he's the victim in the situation" were definitely highlights.

I am howling, it was a very enlightening experience.

You don’t have to bother with screenshots anyways, cause I believe you. Jc stans will say anything to absolve Jiang Cheng of his mass murderer tendencies, even if it makes him look even more pathetic in the attempt.

#mdzs asks #anon #‘jc couldn’t help! he’s just a little guy!’ #‘he’s just a baby! see how he still wets the bed?’ #‘he’s still waiting for daddy to pick him up and tuck him in at night! a guy like that isn’t a *real* leader!’ #‘he can’t effecf change; he can only follow behind the real leaders and hold back tears when they make him kill toddlers and grannies!’ #‘it’s not his fault guys; pathetic is just in his dna!’ #‘doesn’t that make him such a relatable character?🤗’

[videogamelover99]

Something something Dazai's speech to Sigma about there being no "superhumans" is countering the argument about "superhuman" people who are allowed to sin that Raskolnikov, the main character in Crime and Punishment (and most likely Dostoyevsky in BSD) had.

#bsd #legit one of the most revealing parts of dazai's characterization and why he ended up so different from fyodor #for those who dont know what im talking about #raskolnikov's argument was basically that there werr humans who were greater in will than the average (ex Napoleon) and were allowed #to decide who lives and who dies for the progress/betterment of society #and since raskolnikov was one of those he was allowed to kill an evil granny for cash #this is mostly where ppl get their interpretations of fyodor's character from and for good reason #bungou stray dogs #fyodor dostoevsky #okay but legit dazai's dialogue with sigma?? such a reveal of character growth #bc teen dazai DID think he was different from others somehow. That he was special in his misery #and adult dazai understood that no actually he was just a guy

[blackbackedjackal]

I'm not even a taxidermist, but the amount of stuff in media that jumps from 'taxidermist' to 'potential murderer' is really gross :c they're always portrayed super creepy and are immediately suspects in any case going on

It comes from the whole "kid cuts up animals then grows up and turns to cutting up people" serial killer shit :/

Which like, first off, I'm a grown ass woman and didn't get into taxidermy until I was 19 or so? And it wasn't on a whim. I was torn between going to vet school or perusing animation at the time. But Disney liquidated their 2D department while I was in college, and I realized I wouldn't be able to afford vet school. So I had to change up my plans. I liked art, and I like animals, so tried to figure out something I could do with that. Then I remembered "oh yeah dummy your family owns a funeral home, you're already accustom to death work so you could do taxidermy." This is just the long way of saying, it wasn't on impulse. I already had an interest in art, animals, and anatomy with a background of working at a funeral home, it just made sense to try it.

#plus like #i grew up on a farm ffs #used to help my granny take care of like 40ish animals a day #so when i get the whole 'oh you must hate/kill animals' i get so mad #cause it's the same people who will watch literal animal abuse on tiktok then call me crazy #ask

[dnangelic]

(pointing at dazai) shoot him. shoot him. shoot him

#comm. #SHOOT HIM. HE WANTS IT #QUICK WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED BY GRANNY NONSENSE. HURRY. KILL THIS CLOWN!!!!!

[soukokuchild]

Dazai I fucking hate you 😭😭😭 why are u so precious

#this chapter killed me #and my granny too #i'll never recover #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #dazai #sigma #mersault #bsd spoilers

[lovesongbracket]

Reminder: Vote based on the song, not the artist or specific recording! The tracks referenced are the original artist, aside from a few rare cases where a cover is the most widely known.

Lyrics, videos, info, and notable covers under the cut. (Spotify playlist available in pinned post)

Can't Help Falling in Love

Written By: George David Weiss, Luigi Creatore & Hugo Peretti

Artist: Elvis Presley

Released: 1961

Covers included: A*Teens, 2002; Ingrid Michaelson, 2008; twenty one pilots, 2012; Kina Grannis, 2017; Ice Nine Kills, 2021

A tender ballad about being unable to resist falling in love, “Can’t Help Falling in Love” is one of Elvis' most famous and romantic songs. Originally recorded to tie along with his movie, Blue Hawaii, the song has since been covered by various other artists, from U2 and Britney Spears to twenty one pilots. Rolling Stone ranked it as the 5th best Elvis song of all time, and it was also ranked as the 50th most popular wedding song by Billboard magazine.

[Verse 1] Wise men say "Only fools rush in" But I can't help Falling in love with you [Verse 2] Shall I stay? Would it be a sin If I can't help Falling in love with you? [Chorus] Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be [Verse 3] Take my hand Take my whole life, too For I can't help Falling in love with you [Chorus] Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be [Outro] Take my hand Take my whole life, too For I can't help Falling in love with you For I can't help Falling in love with you

Work Song

Written By: Hozier

Artist: Hozier

Released: 2014

Alternate version included: Live in America, 2015

This is the only song on Hozier’s self titled album to have a title that is not entirely composed of lyrics from the song. The song is about the love of a worker’s life lending him strength during a hard day’s work. The song encompasses indie with strong influences on folk, blues and negro spirituals.

[Verse 1] Boys, workin' on empty Is that the kinda way to face the burning heat? I just think about my baby I'm so full of love I could barely eat There's nothin' sweeter than my baby I'd never want once from the cherry tree 'Cause my baby's sweet as can be She give me toothaches just from kissin' me [Chorus] When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her [Verse 2] Boys, when my baby found me I was three days on a drunken sin I woke with her walls around me Nothin' in her room but an empty crib And I was burning up a fever I didn't care much how long I lived But I swear, I thought I dreamed her She never asked me once about the wrong I did [Chorus] When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her [Bridge] My babe would never fret none About what my hands and my body done If the Lord don't forgive me I'd still have my baby and my babe would have me When I was kissin' on my baby And she'd put her love down, soft and sweet In the low lamplight, I was free Heaven and hell were words to me [Chorus] When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her

#can't help falling in love #elvis presley #a*teens #ingrid michaelson #twenty one pilots #kina grannis #ice nine kills #work song #hozier #polls #poll tournament #poll bracket #tournament #bracket #lovesongbracket #round3

[littleeyesofpallas]

#etrian odyssey #etrian odyssey origins #i feel like a lot of the new art has been leaning hard into the clownish levels of oppai #and like.... i guess i can't complain when the original portraits had a lot of loli and loli-adjacent looks #but new gladiator #that's some pandering i can appreciate #also i just ADORE new granny farmer #i will make her into a killing machine

[feydfuckernation]

2.03 hunting // the last supper by leonardo da vinci

2.03 hunting // the return of the prodigal son by rembrandt

2.10 this is not for tears // the honeymoon by john lavery

2.10 this is not for tears // kiss of judas by giotto di bondone

3.08 chiantishire // breakfast at the loggia by john singer sargent

3.09 all the bells say // trio fleuri by jean theodoor toorop

4.04 honeymoon states // the young card players by the brothers le nain

4.06 living+ // ophelia by john everett millais

succession opening // family portrait by sofonisba anguissola

#the amount of wikipedia tabs i have open rn is enough to kill an old granny still in her prime #succession #successionedit #my edits #gAH SPELLING