#KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND'

[etchedstars]

favorite thing ever is to go on goodreads and search up the names of books i hate to see if Everyone Else has the same opinion on it

#they usually do #this is about a lesson in vengeance which i read on the way back from my writing program and hated with a passion #today on i hate pretentious mcs who have literally every privilege and treat poc/enby ppl to further their own growth #also ik this is dark academia but literally why the fuck do they drink hard alcohol so much #when its not alcohol its black coffee like ok. what the fuck #i love complex characters but they were both pretentious -> traumatized -> manipulative -> hatred just switching up the order #then theres . 'my dormmate wants to be skinny soooo bad she does everything to be skinny well IM skinnier than her and she wants to be me' #'my doormmate is black and has been ostracized from her sorority cult for having a personality :((( well IM white and i was ostracized for #KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND' #like there is a clear difference. plus that character was only ever there to further the mcs understanding of race which . bffr #this couldve been fine if it wasnt for the mc who is The pretentious dark academic white girl trying to pretend shes not like the other #pretentious dark academic white girls #'and then theres me. who like REAL literature and wears tweed blazers' like youre aware this is literally the starter pack for every 13 y.o #person who thinks this will make them Cool right . like you do know that . #wow. anyways #the overdue asteroid strikes again #i am in fact a hater

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[ispyspookymansion]

girard

#if i went to her school well #i would simply have been her bestie. her girlfriend even. #kora.txt #sorry for carrieposting. no im not #EDIT: FOR EVERY STUPID REPLYNON THIS THAT ISNT REPLYING TO ME BUT CLOGS MY NOTES ONLY I KILL A HOSTAGE. I WILL END YOUR LIFE TOO. FUCK.

[sorry-i-forgot]

astarion: yeah my former master gave me these scars

my oath of vengeance paladin:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #thats it #thats the post #meme #bg3 memes #astarion #it helps that her patron god is ilmater #since like day 5 shes been hell bent on killing cazador #i can just image astarion getting forced into the ritual and then screaming “my girlfriend is going to kick your ass!” #she's so scary #kal thoughts #absynthe

[whoisspence]

excuse me i'll just leave this here while i go scream into my pillow

#hitting my head against the wall #i wanna be his controversially young girlfriend #i need to be locked up #matthew gray gubler #mgg #chip taylor #68 kill #whoisspence

[fablegaze]

so. canto 5, huh

#my art #blood #limbus company #project moon #dante lcb #faust lcb #limbus company spoilers #canto 5 spoilers #part 2 was. quite an update. good lird #i also really love what's happening to ishmael. her descent into madness is so fascinating to watch #she's become the very person she's dedicated her life to killing #“is this what Ishmael was like when she sailed the Lakes? Or... Or is this the Captain?” ouuughh #my beautiful girlfriend email she is having such a good time #nothing wrong with her at all

[toxooz]

that one homie that’s chill asf but has a deep indescribable sadness in his eyes

#ollie #its the witnessing cosmic horrors beyond comprehension #its also the high functioning depression #slept in a jackass pose and now my neck and upper back its trying to kill me i hate this mortal flesh prison HATEITHATEITHATEI #my art #oc #original character #monster boy #monster #monster oc #orc #half orc #tiefling #demon #exophilia #terato #monster girlfriend

[welcometogrouchland]

No offense but I want Hunter to brag about him and willow next episode I don't care how out of character it is.

I want Eda to exorcise Belos out of puppet!Raine's body and for Hunter to stand over the shambling, melting corpse of the man who abused him and scream "you think you could hurt me? You think you could keep me down? Kill me? WELL YOU CAN'T. AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT AFTER I AROSE FROM THE GRAVE, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE HELD HANDS FOR 3 WHOLE SECONDS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 3! YOU TRIED TO LEAVE MY BODY RIDDLED WITH SCARS??? JOKES ON YOU! SHE THINKS THAT'S HOT!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, "UNCLE"???!!!!!" With Zeno doing his best unhinged hunter voice as Caleb fucking Fortnite dances in the background and Belos thrashes about in pain at the mention of premarital hand holding

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #huntlow #hi this is the stupidest thing I've ever said and I'm cackling at the mental image of it #it's the fucking filthy frank vs bane meme. ''i killed you and i will kill you again caleb'' ''gotta go through my girlfriend first'' #btw him and willow aren't together yet. like they discussed it briefly while wandering the collectors the halls #and decided not to get together until the apocalypse is over and they're both really happy with that #but hunter asked her if they could instill a gloating clause in this unofficial contract and she said ''oh absolutely. obviously''

[carrinth]

I'm sure it's fanon that the Warden-Commander must make the most random non-sequitur comments about their Origins Love Interest during Awakening or what's the point???

Marzel missing his witchy lover. Everyone then played 'Shape-shifted mage' or 'Actual Giant Spider WTF Commander'.

#dragon age stuff #marzel amell #grey wardens of vigil's keep #marzel spent most of awakening being sad and talking about his possibly spider gf #Warden missing their respective LI #“My baby mama is carrying the soul of an Old God in her womb. I hope she's eating right.” #“The love of my life tried to kill me too when we first met.” #“My love would have been here too but he had to go become King.” #“This is like that one time my girlfriend's ex tried to shank me.”

[lesbaurinkos]

agent drake was so funny i miss her. like imagine ur crazygirl coworker is very clearly into women and very clearly repressing it for some illusion of a white picket fence life with her gayass boyfriend who u think is too normie for her and u think "i can help her out a little with unrepressing this" and so u tell her "Hey. You Like Women." but then the next day her girlbestfriend shows up and is like "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTY WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE HER AWAKENING WITH ME SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WANT TO LEAVE ARCHIEKINS FOR ME" and u realize u have accidentally stumbled into something far messier than anticipated so u just dip. like toodles betty i could handle ur five layers of repression and ur serial killer genes but i Cannot get in the middle of whatever's happening between u and veronica. she was so funny for that

#riverdale #anyone else still thinking about this anyone else still haunted by how blatantly jealous veronica was about the whole thing #what was with that....... ronnie. girlypop. that was so obvious #agent drake hope u come back with a cool girlfriend or something queen do u know what u have done for my stocks. u have done so much #imagine this. post-timeskip donna is out there killing people sometimes. drake is sent to investigate. they get into a cat and mouse game #both realize they are bettys situationship exes. laugh about it. gallivant about. have gay sex. etc. theres a vision here. walk with me

[nyaagolor]

Something I adore about ace attorney villains is how often they don’t have deep motivations. Manfred, Engarde, Kristoph… there’s no deeper meaning, no resounding tragic past or lofty justification for any of it— they’re just callous, petty human beings. It makes the tragedy of their crimes hit that much harder because when the people they hurt look back at it, ask themselves why people had to die, why lives how to be ruined, there’s nothing there. There was no reason, there’s nothing to untangle— just a couple of guys who would do anything to get what they thought they deserved

#ace attorney #manfred Von karma #Matt engarde #kristoph gavin #the entitlement of it all is so juicy. they killed because they wanted to. because they wouldn’t let others get in the way. #because they wanted an iron grip on things they thought they were owed. #and they’re my three weed smoking girlfriends. yippee #mod vex

[sweet-shut-eye]

Little sketches of my apprentice AU Gabriela… she’s wearing the mask almost 24/7 and only takes it off when she’s with Amanda

#saw x fanart #saw x spoilers #saw x #saw spoilers #saw #that should be enough warning #my art aha #THEYRE DATING ALSO. #saw needs to stop killing Amanda’s girlfriends #she’s my favourite ever btw #hammershipping #if that’s what we’re calling them #stallshipping

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

I desperately need to know the circumstances that lead to that weird period in like 70s-80s where they just made a horror movie about any and everything

#Absolutely no trashed concept you think something up it’s been a horror movie concept at that point in time #What if you were fucked by an alien and had a grotesque baby inside you? already a thing #What if space clowns came and started killing people? Already a movie #What if my best friends car is weirdly possessive and murders anybody who gets in the way? Already a thing #What if my neighbour is secretly a vampire and wants my girlfriend as one of his victims? A movie #What if people were sold alcohol that literally dissolves the body? A movie #What if ice cream was evil? A movie #Wild thing is most of these movies are actually really good #Like way better than the premise alone would have you believe #killer klowns from outer space #christine 1983 #Inseminoid #fright night 1985 #street trash 1987 #the stuff 1985 #Horror movies #camp horror

[sasukeless]

why do people talk about izumi as if she was an actual canon character and not… a filler one lol

#“itachi and izumi are my fav couple they are so sad” BE REAL #like i think obito makes a comment about itschi killing his girlfriend or smth but like even that should not be taken That seriously cus we #knoe 1) itachi was 13 lmao 2) obito is also a liar 😭 #like i dont see ppl doing this for other filler characters… just her and it shows its because ppl want to make itachi “““sacrifice””” a #sadder one

[loving-jack-kelly]

sprace he was a punk she did ballet but it's actually she was a punk he did ballet

#punk spot like hi this is my ballerina boyfriend. i drag him with to shows and he knows nothing but if u look at him wrong ill kill u #and ballet race is like his this is my girlfriend she's the coolest person I know and if u have something to say about her ill maul you <3 #sprace #newsies #spot conlon #racetrack higgins

[h4nagaki]

i’m a Fucking St★R ♡🦴 ˚｡⋆｡

#I⠀Migth⠀Kill⠀My⠀Ex #Not⠀The⠀Best⠀Idea #His⠀New⠀GirlFriend’s⠀Next #How’d⠀I⠀Get⠀Here? #emo #grunge #dark #messy aesthetic #emo moodboard #grunge moodboard #dark moodbard #messy aesthetic moodboard #winwin icons #nct icons #x icons #mia goth icons #csm icons #aki hayakawa icons #anime icons #anime layouts #y2k icons #y2k moodboard #random icons #lana del rey #a24