#KIIIIIIIIING

[blujayonthewing]

every musical with a Big and/or A Bit Silly number performed by a bombastic tenor is a personal gift for me specifically

#this afternoon's kitchen belting brought to you by kevin kline pirate king #thank you kevin kline pirate king #I am not a tenor but do you know how many songs are written for contraltos? NOT VERY GODDAMN MANY. #easier to put my whole chest into fun songs by male leads that don't dip too low (or just... fudge the low notes in ones that do) #than fuckin. try to sing the female part in ANYTHIIIING #this is also why I Won't Say (I'm In Love) is my best belting disney song. thank you susan egan for my life #anyway I AM A PIRATE KIIIIIIIIING AND IT IS IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING #about me

[killuaisaprincess]

🐺

Killua heads towards the wooden door, opening the latch and heading out, closing it with his hip.

“Now I’m going to go see my big, hunky, dreamy Gon, and he’s gonna scoop me up and carry me, and we are going to smooch and cuddle all night loooong!” He bats his eyelashes exaggeratedly, mirroring what Alluka had done.

Alluka’s nose crinkles up in disgust.

“Disgusting, Big Brother!”

#;windy’s stuff #gonkillu #hxh #killua #hunter x hunter #killua zoldyck #gon #gon x killua #Alluka hearing of GonKi kissing is basically equivalent to seeing your guardians kiss as a kid like ewwww noooo #KI IS SO SOFT AND SWEET TO NANIKA AND TO ALLUKA HE LIKE YOU GIVE ME SASS I GIVE IT BACK IMLOVE IT #KI IS GONS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 #IMMMMMM AHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #GON PROTECTING KI AND BEING SO PROTECTIVE OF KI AND KEEPING HIM SAFE I #DIE AND GOES TO HEAVEN ALL I NEED IN LIFE #K-Ki 🤧😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🤲🤲🤲 JUST KI HE IS SO SWEET AND CUTEEEEE #K-Kiiiiiiii 🤧😭🥺🥺🥺 Ki relying on Gon and-and being saved and protected by him my LOVEEEEE #Cute GKKKKKKK #BIG “SCARY” BUT NOT REALLY AT ALL GON AND TINY LITTLE KI 🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🤲🤲🤲 #GON IS BIG BUT HE IS LITERAL GOLDEN RETRIEVER UNLESS UNLESS YOU TOUCH HIS LITTLE KITTEN THEN ITS TIME TO DIE #T-them 🤧🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CANNOT SOBS LOUDLYYYYY #AND KI CUTE LITTLE KI IN A RED RIDING HOOD LIKE OUTFIT AND DRESS HNNNN HE IS CUTEST BABEY #GON TWIRLING KI AROUND MY ONE TRUE LOVE #YEAH I HAVE ALOT OF LOVES I ALL MY GK NICHES NOMMMMMMM like Gon did to poor Ki’s treats 😂 #K-Ki just being tiny and curled up to Gon’s chest 😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭

[herzspalter]

Double-sided Acrylic Charm Vinegar Doppio/Diavolo

The charm of the Crimson Kiiiiiiiiing~

Last charm design for Herofest 2023, and the online shop afterwards in late october!

#JJBA #Doppio #Diavolo #Vento Aureo #Golden Wind #jojo #Jojo's Bizarre Adventure #my art #King Crimson #Epitaph #merch #hehe

[sepublic]

SO MANY KIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!

I spot King from A Lying Witch and a Warden, Sense and Insensitivity, Wing it like Witches, Edge of the World, and For the Future… The King in the bottom middle might be the standard design from S1, and I’m not sure about the one on the bottom right, who seems to have a bow! Lmao at Luz, now she knows what it’s like to be a single parent of many as Eda does…! SO MANY WEHS!

You can buy this piece at an auction this Sunday to donate to Maui!

#the owl house #Dana terrace #king clawthorne #luz noceda #Instagram #art for Maui

[pockysquirrel]

Watched the Blazar premiere and I am seized by the irrational urge to resize him and put him in a room with Kamen Rider Amazon just to see what would happen.

Amazon: KIIIIIIII

Blazar: BLARGH

*wrassling ensues*

#20 minutes later they're nuzzling each other and amazon has taught blazar to do the friendship sign #this is unhinged #ultraman #ultraman blazar #kamen rider amazon

[basedkikuenjoyer]

If Moria had been the victor when he attacked Wano 23 years ago and killed Kaido, what would the most interesting ripple effects be to you?

No excuses, I wanted to think on this one because it's a good question and I may have forgotten about it in the chaos of having to change jobs. Then remembered it...but still needed to think on it. KIIIIIIII-SHI-SHI-SHI!

Alright, so 23 years before present day Moria shoves a big brick bat boot up Kaido's carp ass and flings him out of Wano. Battle went down in Ringo, Oden didn't comment on it deeply so currently my canon assumption is maaaaaybe a retainer (coughKikutheRingonativecough) went to observe/interacted with Geckojiro. The big question is what happens between him and Oden after. We're going to assume Kiku watched from a safe distance then ran to tell Oden after the battle ended with Moria standing tall.

Feel like Oden would want to meet him is a given. Were you just here to beat Kaido for your reputation as a pirate? Come to Kuri, wait for us to clean up Orochi's side of things, no no you're an honored guest, Moria may be leaving with a Road Poneglyph and a lead on the next. Are you going to press specifically wanting Ryuma's corpse and Shusui? You have another big fight on your hands. That said, I don't see Oden or the Akazaya having such a moral objection they'd freak over Moria reanimating some of the Beast Pirates. They found some way to love Kanjuro's hobgoblin ass. Speaking of...guess he just keeps up the act until he dies? I mean I guess he'd tell Orochi but how much does that matter? Unless I guess Moria could be the type to work as Orochi's new heavy but based on the man's own words he was a lot like Luffy until getting beat so doubt that's the case. Even Thriller Bark Moria is in the shallow end of One Piece's evil pool.

So I think he moves on with the Kozuki's blessing. Wano is under its rightful shogun, Oden doesn't die, Luffy gets to meet 42yo total MILF Kiku and who can say whether or not we as readers are better or worse for that? Wano's borders would be long open by the time our Rubber boy is setting off. Who knows what that means for Pluton.

#rhea's question corner #gecko moria

[acaciapines]

If you’re still doing songs - song 69 and 138?

im always up to do em lets GO! i'll put both above the cut n then talk below :)

69. It’s Called: Freefall – Rainbow Kitten Surprise

king misses his mom. he misses his sister. he misses his aunt and his grandparents and mari trying to pin him down and luz letting him crawl under her covers and eda hugging him when he grabbed for her and firefly chirping good morning and good night and throwing out her wings to keep him safe.

“kiiiiiiiiing,” the collector whines, flipping upside-down through the air. “you’re so boring, what is your problem?”

“just tired,” king says. it’s hard to look at the collector straight-on. the thoughts that surround him are a messy array, and barely any of them are his, the way they are for anybody else: it’s a weird conglomerate of old thoughts like those that drift through the sky, but so packed together he can’t make anything out. it’s a beach of golden sand the collector runs through, leaving kicked-up grit in his awake.

“naw, c’mon,” they needle, landing right in front of him. “you’ve been tired forever. be fun!”

he misses his family so bad he’s sure it’s a wound spilling out of him. how can’t the collector see that?

“okay,” king says, “fine. let’s play.”

138. Habits – Genevieve Stokes

ask anybody: edalyn-owlbert clawthorne was never planning to have kids.

never really interested her. not the settling-down part, not the needing to keep another living creature alive part, not the having to be a good influence, gag. nah. kids were never going to be her thing, and so she never sought them out.

and then the little buggers found her.

well. she’s technically the one who stumbled across king, the owl beast’s faltering flight into that abandoned ruin he was living in, but king was the one who followed them both and refused to be left behind. plus, that stone-monster was going to kill him. eda wasn’t a fan of kids, but she didn’t want to leave them for dead, either.

looking back she’s pretty sure the owl beast was laughing at her.

laughed even harder when she took in luz. you’re an apprentice, kid, eda had told her, and the girl had squealed, and her daemon had sat there on her shoulder with her tiny chest puffed out, and something in eda knew this was going to be a permanent thing.

oh well. at least she skipped the changing diapers phase of things.

Discussion

for the first one: oh! hey! this one is relevant to for the future which im writing right NOW! ive been thinking a lot recently about how kings gonna be Doing in that entire like, 2-3 months he's basically on his own with the collector, because i'll be expanding out from what was shown in the show, and just...god. poor kid.

its terrifying! im a collector lover but even i'll admit he is Not great with king, especilly towards the start, and thats not going anywhere--king misses his family and the collector has been on his own for so LONG, and has this sense of entitlement to kings time + space. why does everyone else get a lifelong friend with them since birth? the collector wants that! and if they werent born with it they'll find a friend then! like KING!

its just a LOT. it makes for fun writing though kdnfkgdfg king doesnt hate the collector but oh boy is he not actually friends with them.

this one also makes it pretty obvious what im doing in regards to king being a titan lol but ive decided not to talk so explicitly about that unless im asked a question in which i cant speak around it. i gotta keep some of my secrets!

for the second one: MOM EDA MY BELOVED sorry i literally love that trope so much okay. its so so fun to write. eda really tripped and fell into parenthood like ah shit now ive got to be responsible for HOW MANY of these guys now? two? three? am i supposed to count mari and luz as one or two because based on the day that is a WILDLY different answer.

but yeah <3 its also made even more funny that firefly knew 100% what she was getting into. this was a massive shock to eda, but firefly's been a mom from the start!

also ooooh got that owlbert mention huh wonder what that is about...wonder what my owlbert secrets might be....if he shows up at all....hmmmm...

#ask #toh #daemon au #king clawthorne #eda clawthorne #the collector #i write #also keeping owlbert's name is actually so funny thinking about it #eda's parents really looked at their newborn daughter like 'yeah. fuck it. name him owlbert.' #and a grove of palistrom to you

[ask-deltarune-and-undertale]

>:))))) evil chipmunk laugh

OOHH KIIIIIIIIING~

I HEAR ROUXLS HAS BEEN GIVING LANCER ALCOHOL

AND HE'S GOTTEN BLACKOUT DRUNK

#deltarune #deltarune rouxls #rouxls kaard #spade king #king deltarune #poor rouxls-

[beardedmrbean]

Well it's nice to see Briggs safe and sound after all he's been around and in my view he should be crowned…The King of Limbo!

Well he's had his ups, he's had his downs, he's had his smiles, he's had his frowns but I still say he should be crowned…….The King of Limbo!

What more can a poor boy do working for the likes of me and you what more can a poor boy say but I could use your help in any way!

He took his courage to the brink, If it were me I would turn to drink that's the reason I think he should be……The King of Limbo!

Arrrghh!! He had to face The Inn of Sins but at least he kept his leggy limbs, I think we should be crowning hims……The King of Limbo! Take it away Rita baby!! Thats cool!!

What more can a poor boy do working for the likes of me and you what more can a poor boy say but I could use your help in any way!

We've all had fun you must agree even though interactively, but now we feel that Briggs should be…..The King of Limbo!

Ado wap……adooby do wap…….ado wap…….adooby do wap… The King of Limbo!!!…..Do wap……adoooby do wap…….Do wap…….adooby do wap… Kiiiiiiiiing…..of……Limbooooooo!!!!

#anonymous

[revengemode]

Kiiiiiiii you can spin it to just social media posts. 🤣🤣 We all know Tom isn’t showing support for Z like she has for him, that’s just facts. They aren’t the first Hollywood couple to show up on set of their boyfriend and girlfriends. The fact that you think that’s something amazing says a lot. 🤣🤣🤣

Them: He doesn’t show up for her

Me *sends evidence he does*

Them: The fact that you think that’s something amazing says a lot

Me:

[fearedfreak]

JAYYYYYYYYY IM BACK IN BUSINESS

HOW IS IT GOING

im currently putting off my horrific load of spanish hw because it makes me wanna bang my head into a wall

KIIIIIIII HELLO I MISSED YOU!!!!

yes ik we’ve been talking in the gc but still

why do language classes always give the most hw like hello. who has time for that

im good!!! im so tired!!!!! im really excited though bc snow day tmrw (it’s just going to be online school but it means I don’t have to pay attention)

how are you???

#jay.txt #the four horsemen gc

[mehmet23sblog]

Aslında yaşadığın hayat ve bel bağladığın insanlar seni hayal kırıklığına uğratmıyor...Sen geçici olan bu dünyaya ve Allahu Teala'nın Kur'an'ı Kerim'de;

"Kahrolası insan; ne kadar da nankördür o" ayetine konu olan insanlara aşırı bel bağlayıp, onlar üzerine fazlaca hayal kurduğun için hayallerinin enkazı altında kalıyorsun...

Oysaki bu dünya bir tarladır...Sen buraya ekip biçip (manevi) hasadını alıp, yükünü toplayıp, öz yurduna dönmek için geldin..

Sen bu dünyaya mümin olmaya ve mümin insanlarla ilişki kurmaya geldin...Arapçada mümin, emin, iman aynı kökten gelir..Peki sen,eline beline diline emin birimisin..Hayır...Allahın varlığına ve peygamberimiz hazreti Muhammedin (s.a.v) hayatta ve görevinin başında olduğuna iman ettinmi...Hayır...O zaman sen mümin değilsin..Bu yüzdende kendin gibi insanları bulup, onlarla irtibat kuruyorsun..onlarla oturup onlarla kalkıyorsun.. Çünkü bu dünyada sen ne istiyorsan o olmuyor... Sen ne isen, o oluyor...Sonrada dönüp Allaha iftira atıyorsun...Kaderi suçluyorsun..Suçlu olan Allah değil...Sensin ..Sen düzelirsen çevren düzelir... Sen düzelirsen hayatın düzelir... Sen düzelirsen dünya düzelir...

Yalan olan bu dünyaya gereğinden fazla bel bağlama... Nankör olan insanoğluna gereğinden fazla değer verme ve anlam yükleme..Kiiiiiiii....Hayal kırıklığına uğrama.... Unutma ki; insanlar seni hayal kırıklığına uğratmıyor... Sen yanlış insanlar üzerine ve geçici olan bu dünya üzerine gereğinden fazla hayal kuruyorsun..onlara gereğinden fazla anlam yüklüyorsun..Hepsi bu....

[sensizbensizim]

Kendimi yaza doğru hazırlarken geri kış geldi olmaz kiiiiiiii

[disappointingcabbage]

No context musical theatre quotes bc they’re living rent free in my brain

“BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH funny funny funny funny”

“Oh god, what a bitch”

“There’s a moment you know…. You’re fucked”

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw”

“FUCK YOU, BIOLOGY”

“MY MOM’S A BITCH”

“What an ass. What a bitch. What a cuuuuuuuuuck”

“Fuck the tie”

“It seems like everyone is mesmerized by ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’” “well I am”

“FORNICATION. UNDER CONSENT OF THE KIIIIIIIIING”

“please god give me consumption and take these sticky dreams away from me”

“NOW HE CAN’T COME WITH ME TO COWBOY CAMP!”

“I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be and more of a woman than you’ll ever get <3”

“I’ve been EXECUTIZED!”

“I guess he just really liked my head… A- 5-6-7-8!!”

“The only thing you need to know about musicians is that we keep them in a PIT! and it’s for a good reason.”

*rhythmic farting competition*

“There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit-”

“It justifies the beans!”

“Sex is fine but I’d rather be sailing”

“Comments on style should not be made by those who have none.”

“✨No✨, ✨fuck✨ ✨you✨, ✨you✨ don’t know what ✨you’re✨ talking about!”

“YOUR WAGON IS ON FIIIIIREEEEEEE”

“This is piss, piss with ale”

“And every show we do, like, a ton of coke here. The whole *obnoxious snort* being dead thing”

“He was too busy FUCKING his SLUT-”

“I also play the lyre” “oh, so you’re a liar and a player”

“Keep it positive!! As you pull her hair and call her whore!!”

“What did I ever do to him?” “Welllll…. You were born.”

“SMOKING DRUGS”

“NOT THE ZEFRON POSTER!”

“I’m Bat Wayne- FUCK!”

“Bitch, I don’t know your life”

“In your direction we all faaaaaart!”

“Once in every shooooow, there comes a song like ✨this✨”

“I CAN DO MNMS!”

“I love my dead gay son”

“This man is gay AND European!”

“✨KROOOOOONOOOOOOS✨”

“What? He was already dead.”

“ITS TIME TO THROW SOME SHIT INTO THE FAAAAAAAN”

“MOO WITH ME”

“how DAAAARE you, you evil woman how DAAAAAAREE YOUUUUU”

“that explains why you have such a … little D” “it’s so small :(“

“the duck is loooooord”

“it’s fireproof and waterproof and even improves libido!” “Really?” “No❤️”

“I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE SEWERS OF PARIS!”

“Ah, well, back to my wiiiiiiiiife”

“Uhhh do whatever you want, I’m super dead”

#musical theatre #quotes #out of context quotes #musical theatre out of context #there’s simply too many musicals referenced here I can’t tag them all

[malevolententity]

IS HE FOR REAL. TRYING TO ADD A CLASSIC FLAW UST MID SESSION KING KIIIIIIIIING WHAT ARE YOU DOING FDSKJHFS

#the suckening liveblog

[itsuflame]

Ettooo kii?

To

Ekhon ki,

Bhalobasha ta ki nibhe jabe 

To ekhon ki, 

Shob kicchu ager, pure jabe

Tooo ekhoonn kiii

Ager moto kicchu hobe?

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To ekhon kiiiiiiii,

Alo aar jolbe naki

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Ek fota bisshash thakle 

Emon hotona aj amader 

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Ek fota bhalobashle 

Emon hotona aj amader

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Ek fota onubad korleee 

Aj hotona egulaaaa 

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Ek fota bhalo bhalobashle 

Aar hotonaa, eto bisringkhola

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Koto kicchu dekheo na dekha amra

Morchi eker opor er proti 

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Koto kicchu na bola amra 

Bole jai onek ojotha kothaa

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Janina koto ki shobi.

Ghurcheye amader mone,

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Etooo kiiiii

Abeg tomar mone 

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Etooo kiiiii

Raag amar prottiiii tomar 

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Etoo kiiiiii

Oshanti tomar mone mone

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Etooo kiiii

Odhorjo tomar kacche

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Etooo kiiii

Obissshaashh amar proti

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Rakhte chai ami

Tomay khub khushiii

_nafii