#John kin

[casinocrow]

John + June Lalonde sprite edits based off a shirt I own irl that's perfect for a JJ Lalonde. Also because my friends said I was a irl John Lalonde.

Said shirt can be bought here: [link] https://www.etsy.com/listing/1105522965/purple-n-black-stripe-sleeved-bunny-goth

Reasons why I'm a John Lalonde according to my friends

+ I have family who own a bakery irl, no I don't have ties to Betty crocker

+ I like stuff like Ghoster Busters, Saw, Genloss, Reanimator, as well as some action movies like Deadpool, Venom and the Kingsmen and pod casts like welcome to nightvale and Magnus archives

+ an interest in cryptids, ghost hunting, the paranormal, urban exploring, cryptozoology or the zoologically dubious as it may be called,

+ the shown shirt above being THE JJ Lalonde shirt

+ I sleep with a hammer under my pillow, my guardian keeps trying to reclaim and move it elsewhere but no I really think it prefers being under my pillow in case of hammer emergencies it's not like we've had break ins before because 911 responders got the adress they were called to wrong

+ Im Transmasc enby but thats ok the June is still present being born in June and all

+ I'm dorky like vanilla JJ to outsiders but to those who've met me and know know me you see the lalonde

+ I think I know a two or thing about coding but am just bad at it. Don't let me near you gaming set up guys

#john lalonde #june lalonde #J lalonde #john egbert #june egbert #homestuck #homestuck kid swap #kid swap au #au #homestuck guardian swap #john kinnie #john kin #sprite edit #john sprite edit #june sprite edit

[paradoxkinspace]

Pre-Transmutation Heinoustuck John Egbert Headcanons

once had a massive sweet tooth but has since grown pretty tired of sugary foods for the most part

tends to have some trouble sleeping, partially because the wind outside is always even louder once night falls but also because his dad is still up and about at all hours. on top of that it’s pretty damn chilly even inside so he tends to just pass out exhausted at his desk wrapped as tightly as possible in his blanket

related to this he has a lot of nightmares so any sleep he does get is usually rudely interrupted. not only by regular nightmares but by outside psychic influence as well.

when he was younger he used to think about what transmutation might be like with a sort of naïve intrigue but as he got older it became more real and any interest faded. after seeing what it did to his friends, any lingering fascination was dead on arrival

white noise actually tends to freak him out. he’s in a bit of sensory hell regarding not liking things being too loud but if everything’s too quiet he gets nervous something bads about to happen. if he can, he tries to have something, anything in the background. especially if it’s someone speaking. it helps him feel less alone. lots of old radio show broadcasts usually are what he ends up finding helpful

he’s got a little bit of a weakness for sitcoms about coming of age. they make the idea of the future a bit less scary, all things considered

pretty accident prone and so he tries to keep a basic first aid kit on hand if he can, though the extent of his medical care talents are Put Band-Aid On A Cut and Put Ice On A Bruise

his eyesight’s never been very good and it’s only gotten worse over the years due to poor lighting and other strain, which also tends to give him frequent headaches that he tries to nap off

if he isn’t eating sweets from his dad, he’s mostly eating microwavable food honestly because it’s quick and easy and tastes like something that isn’t sugar

plays a lot of escapism based video games

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#mod clowncAR #Headcanon #kin headcanons #headcanons #heinoustuck #john kin #john egbert kin #homestuck fanadventure #fan adventure kin #fan adventure #fansession kin #mspfa kin #mspfa

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

fashion for : john/june egbert in an neutral style with 80s/90s aesthetics and themes of pre-game life

button down | hat | socks | shirt necklace | shoes | clear skirt* | shorts *please note that the listing does contain images of these on a model- nothing explicit is shown, but i figure a warning is worthwhile as the model is only wearing underwear underneath and i don't want this to startle you! i'm including them with the intent to be worn over the shorts (a bit like penny from pkmn scarvio)!!!

#💫fashion #💫for you #💫blue line | queue! #john egbert kin #june egbert kin #hs john kin #hs egbert kin #hs june kin #june kin #john kin #homestuck kin #hs kin #hskin #homestuck kid kin #homestuck beta kid kin #homestuck john kin #homestuck june kin #kin care #kin request #kin stuff #kin help #cw homestuck

[hskinhome]

hi! canon call here. i'm john, specifically with the retcon powers and stuff. my memories pretty much align with canon. anyways, if you want to talk and are under eighteen, please interact so i can contact you. it doesn't matter if you are troll, human, post retcon, or pre retcon. please.

Good luck, John!

#hskin #hs kin #homestuckkin #homestuck kin #john egbert kin #john kin #canon call

[frogchiro]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but a domesticity kink + dry humping is one of the best combos out there EVER

Like imagine this big, strong, burly man like Price or Simon or Graves being absolutely wild and soft for you, the pretty housewife that drives a man crazy♡ All soft curves, nice ample breasts and soft, broad hips with a pretty floral apron tied around your waist as you cook a nice hearty mean for your tired man and greet him with that beautiful smile of yours :((

It honestly would make them soft, desperate, hating the idea of being even a second longer away from you, all pent up and horny so they just cling with their big, rough hands to your hips and they can't helo themselves but thrust their quiclly hardening cocks against you, effectively humping you like an animal in heat but even your soft whines that you need to finish their dinner doesn't stop the man; he needs to fuck, needs to be close to his girl♡

#kin speaks #hhhrrrnng #just men being desperate enough that even dry humping would be enough for them💔 #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #philip graves x reader #graves x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #simon riley cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #philip graves #cod graves #captain john price #john price

[star-stucks]

hey! could I get a pendulum to see if I'm kin with any john swaps? (EX. john leijon, john english)

(btw if it's too complicated to ask for the trolls and kids, please just do the kids! have a nice day <3)

PENDULUM SAYS AS FOLLOWS.

HARD YES: LALONDE, STRIDER, LEIJON, CROCKER, SERKET.

MAYBES: MAKARA (UNLIKELY), PEIXES (VERY LIKELY), AMPORA (VERY LIKELY), MEGIDO (VERY LIKELY), NITRAM (VERY UNLIKELY), CAPTOR (NOT LIKELY), ZAHHAK (NOT LIKELY)

HARD NO: HARLEY, ENGLISH, VANTAS, MARYAM, PYROPE

#john kin #mod moon #kin pendulum #hskin pendulum #pendulum

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty John Doe aesthetic: it's me arthur i'm the eldritch entity speaking to you from inside your brain. LISTEN TO ME ARTHUR leave arkham now, we don't need it. COME WITH ME ARTHUR and solve these mysteries. we'll have private detective times in... pits, mostly, for some statistically significant reason. doo doo de doo YESSSS ARTHUR. YOU NEED ME ARTHUR OUR FREE WILL IS NOT AN ILLUSION

#john doe #malevolent #john doe malevolent #john malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent john #john doe aesthetic #malevolent aesthetic #john doe malevolent aesthetic #john malevolent aesthetic #malevolent podcast aesthetic #malevolent john aesthetic #john doe kin #malevolent kin #john doe malevolent kin #john malevolent kin #malevolent podcast kin #malevolent john kin #shitty aesthetic tm

[belpheg0r-luna]

"Did he look like he hadn’t slept in about a week?" Okay martin i see how it is.

#im kinda offended on johns behalf #jonathan sims kin #the magnus archives #mag 142 tma #tma #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #john sims #jonmartin #tma john #tma martin #tma podcast #the magnus pod #the magnus institute #martin k blackwood #belphegor luna

[dreamcrush]

"Her name is Little John, but she's a big kitty!"

#enstars #ensemble stars #checkmate anime #izumi sena #leo tsukinaga #madara mikejima #little john #gifs #gifset #izumi sena kin #leo tsukinaga kin #madara mikejima kin #enstars kin #ensemble stars kin #✨️ ; complete #🪽 ; seraphim feathers

[tima3us]

ermmmm check please

#I haven’t drawn in about six months. It was time to get back on it #dave strider #dirk strider #lil hal #john egbert #june egbert #homestuck #homemade #kin #homestuck fanart #!

[alfiely-art]

A wave of nausea, one time a step too far

There is no body, a psychological alarm sounds

This is when you remember, blindingly

The warning

#i kinda dont like this but whatever. #kin posting takes priority #milgram #milgram project #mikoto kayano #john kayano #09 #0909 #ada rook #art #fanart #my art #digital art #eyestrain #eyestrain tw

[paradoxkinspace]

I have a canoncall. I'm Karkat Vantas, I'm looking to talk to pretty much anyone. Specifically looking for Eridan and John, though. I'm 16 so please be 15-17, interact with this post and I'll reach out.

o7 good luck

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#mod clownbae #homestuck kin #hs kin #karkat vantas kin #eridan ampora kin #john egbert kin #homestuck canon call #hs canon call #canon calls #kin canon call #karkat kin #eridan kin #john kin

[cvntdracvla]

MY LITTLE KRIEGIE MARCONI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #!;$-'!_;@-#+$+$$

"kriegie" as in prisoner of war bc thats what they currently are

"marconi" as in that italian guy guglielmo marconi who was an electrical engineer inventor and whatnot

and "my little" as in i am gay and in love with my best friend

#i am shocked that more people arent freaking out about this #like fuck me bucky is so in love with him #i miss them so bad #they coulda rounded the show to 10 episodes i wasnt ready to part with them so soon #i kin bucky icl #masters of the air #mota #mota spoilers #buckbucky #john bucky egan #john egan #gale cleven #gale buck cleven #austin butler #callum turner #motaedit

[hskinhome]

hi!! john fictive here. first time doing this sort of thing. sorry if my ask seems wonky at first!

could i get s tarot card reading? mainly on my relationship with dave; i definitely loved him (i still do), but sometimes it just feels... shrugs. something!

feel free to take your time with this one!

Hey! This is below the cut, I hope it helps! Remember, if it feels wrong then it probably is!

Your influence on Dave - 4 of Wands - You helped Dave rest while still applauding his accomplishments. You were his biggest cheerleader.

Dave's influence on you - Reversed Queen of Pentacles - He helped you take care of yourself and helped you be comfortable in your own skin.

Your mutual impact - King of Wands - You both alternated between carer and caree, but you were careful to keep the balance healthy - neither of you felt obligated. You kept him laughing with your jokes, and he kept everything smooth.

#homestuck #homestuck kin #tarot #john kin #dave kin #mod meu #johndave - #davejohn -

[frogchiro]

I-I just can't stop thinking about Captain MacTavish and his stupidly large, uncut cock and full, low hanging breeder balls :((

He's just,, so much man you get me? He's large, and bulky, well developed muscles moving and flexing beneath a layer of fat, thick, slightly tanned skin and a thick layer of dark hair all over his chest, tummy and happy trail and he's fucking proud of it.

Captain MacTavish isn't afraid to strut and parade himself like a prized stallion, showing off in front of all the soldiers but especially in front of you, like that one time in some backwater safe house.

It was a real shit hole, barely holding together but it was better than nothing and poor little you had almost cried out of relief when you set the heavy backpack with your technical equipment down on the dusty floor, Captain MacTavish, Captain Price and Gaz following shortly after. Except there was one tiny problem; there was a very limited amount of warm water supply so either you shower all together or someone will get an ice cold bath, and with the raging snow storm outside, the rapidly declining temperature and only a shitty old fireplace to keep you 'warm' the answer was obvious.

While you were given the 'courtesy' of having a flimsy old curtain hung to protect your modesty, to be honest you kinda resigned from it since it was basically see-through anyway.

So now you were all naked, your poor soft body sore from all the running and carrying heavy equipment and to top it all off you were surrounded by equally naked, powerful men too :(( While Soap, Price and Gaz made a half-assed promise to not look, they obviously did just that; sneaking glances at your soft tits and broad hips, thick thighs all nice and bitable looking- but the worst of all was Captain MacTavish :((

He wasn't even trying to be subtle, he was shameless in fact. Soap was standing the closest to you and he made use of that position, flexing his burly body and turning you you could see his half-hard cock hanging between his powerful legs, balls hanging full and swollen form all the backed up sperm; fighting always made adrenaline and testosterone run hot through his veins and the close proximity and scent of a pretty young thing like you?? If Soap was a worse man he'd bend you over right there and then and stuff his fat cock inside your poor cunt, tip right against your cervix and all and maybe, just maybe his cock drooled a nice amount of precum while smirking like a wolf at your flustered squeak and the annoyed, jealous groans of the men around him :((

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #hackergirl!reader #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #captain soap mactavish #captain mactavish x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader

[sillyangstyimp]

ayyyyyyy made some comedian cup AU fanart cuz I think its awesome and this picture wouldn't leave my head. Sorry if the design is off. Hope you like it Geno, despite my shitty late night coloring :D

@genoiscalledgeno @askcomediancup

reference picture, for anyone who wants it

#i literally kin cuphead so much #and somehow kin comedian cuphead even more #ahksdjhkashflsdf #cuphead #cuphead fanart #my art #art #consider this a friend offering? #can we be friends #ur so cool pls #aaaa #i am so tired #kinda wanna draw comedian cuphead with only john mulaney quotes cuz it fits #alright i go to bed now goodnight