#Joehills is mentioned

[iconicanemone]

A friend of a little Ghost

Ao3

It wasn’t human crying. It was most definitely non-human. Probably animal, but you never knew with mobs. It honestly sounded to false like a ghast, but perhaps it was more like a Sad little Ghost

I saw some art of a little ghostly fella following Empires!False around, so I ended up writing this.

I don’t watch False, and there are probably a lot of details wrong with this, but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

False was working on ‘cleaning’ up the base her counterpart had abandoned when she left through the rift when she heard crying. 

It wasn’t human crying. It was most definitely non-human. Probably animal, but you never knew with mobs. It honestly sounded to false like a sad ghast, but not airy enough.

The crying wasn’t coming from this side of the building. Leaving her counterpart’s build, False entered the bridge leading over to Joe’s old apartment.

False didn’t really know Joe. She wished she got to know him more. He seemed like a decent fellow. And he certainly made the apartment his own. She swore she didn’t put that staircase there, but shoving it into the corner instead of having it in the middle of the room did make the apartment more open.

False shook her head, focusing more on finding whatever was crying.

The sound was loud and piercing, and led her to what looked to be a bedroom. The only bedroom really that False could find. So it was probably Joe’s. And there on the lime green bed, was a cat.

Black and white in that tuxedo pattern, the cat was curled up on the pillow, ears flat in sorrow as it cried out, its transparent paws clenching at the pillow.

Oh yeah. The cat also looked like a ghost. So that means it probably was a ghost? False wasn’t too sure.

“Uh, hello there little one.” She said, walking over to sit on the other side of the mattress. “What’s wrong?” 

The cat looked up at False, its mouth wide as it let out a long cry before it starting inching over towards her, clawing into the comforter. 

“Joe had all those cats around, and you’re in Joe’s place.” False said, filling the silence that came as the cat pushed a noise into her thigh. It had more substance than she thought a ghost cat would have, so she moved her hand to lightly pet the ghostly feline. “I would assume you're his.”

The cat looked up at her, letting out a sad but quiet sound, before it curled up next to her. 

“You’re probably missing him.” False said, sighing. “He was here, but then he left through the rift.”

False solidly ignored the rhyme that came from it.

“It was probably best that he didn’t bring you along as he left.” False said after a beat. “He had a bunch of other cats around there, and I’m pretty sure they all got killed.” She looked down at the ghostly kitty. “I’m not entirely sure how that would work with you though. Maybe you would die a second time? Or were you born a ghost? I don’t really know how ghosts work.” 

The cat stayed silent this time, an aura of sadness clearly radiating from it.

False sighed again. “Maybe you’ll find him again. Some day.” She shrugged, her shoulders sticking by her ears. “Maybe? I don’t know how rifts work really.”

Maybe that was something she should have figured out a while ago.

“But hey!” She said, trying to break the awkward silence. “Maybe you could hang around my place while you’re waiting? It’s not perfect, but my place isn’t that far away from here, so you can keep an eye out for Joe.” 

She didn’t really know what she was doing, talking to a cat as if it could understand her. But the cat did look up, a pathetic look on its face as it sighed. Dejectedly it stood up and walked out of the room.

False assumed that it was saying yes to False’s offer? In a cat way or something. 

Deciding to follow the cat’s example False stood up and followed it out of the apartment. 

#Iconic fic #Hermitcraft #Empires smp #Empires 2 #False #falsesymmetry #empires!false #Joehills is mentioned #Not so much his ghostly cat #Whom is canon! #I love that ghostly cat

[fence-time]

Hermitcraft but it’s a bunch of hybrids trying to learn what it’s like to be human while trying to hide the fact they”re hybrids from eachother (while none of them even are human) , so it’s just approximate guesses and rumours about how they act . Tango walking up to skizz and seeing him glow in his sleep and trying to figure out how to do that himself, cuz all humans do that, right? Joe accidentally walking in on Cleo changing out a slightly old , green-tinted arm for a new fresh one, nodding along trying to memorise the process. Scar looking at mumbo wearing a large sun hat / bringing a parasol on their walk and then bringing himself one the next time because he doesn’t wanna stand out! All humans hate the sun! Etc, etc

#fence posts #hermitcraft #hermitblr #tangotek #skizzleman #joehills #zombiecleo #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #<-just the mentioned people ^_^ #(fun fact I have one ((1)) human hc and that is for Brody Br0dyman my favourite basic bitch <3) #everyone else gets creature-ificated

[severevoiddragon]

I (UK) don't know where many USA cities are, but I sure do know that Nashville is in Tennessee, thanks to Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee.

#joe hills #joehills #mcyt #i just saw a post that mentioned nashville and i thought “ah yes. in Tennessee. where joe hills is.”

[hermitcraft-shifter]

Joe's talking about streaming, profit, and scheduling right now.

They're talking about how they're a bit concerned about how undisciplined Hermitcraft is about scheduling group events and how that affects someone when they don't have the freedom to free up their schedule every time the event date changes, specifically talking about how how they're worried about creating a welcoming environment for Skizz who isn't in a place to leave his day job right now, therefore he can't just adjust everything for Hermitcraft.

They're also talking about how streaming makes their videos possible because YouTube videos don't pay much, but the tips on stream do. "[They've] been streaming since 2008 and [they're] not going to stop anytime soon." and how it's fine if you can't donate because those who can have been and are keeping it free for everyone else.

Gods, I love Joe's vibe.

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #joe hills #joehillssays #joehills #streaming #its a mix of chill fun and casual serious talk #its very human as ive mentioned before #people acknowledging flaws feel great especially in an online media like hermitcraft

[daydreaminglifelesslove]

it’s incredibly sweet and mind boggling how joe hills and oli theorionsound seemingly met by fated chance and coincidental accident because of the hermitcraft x empires planned crossover, of joe hills spawning and ending close to where oli was coming from on empires season 2, of after the hermits getting back home after being trapped on empires — bringing the empires season 2 cast over via the opened rift, of oli on hermitcraft/streaming it on twitch getting himself accidentally killed in situations and needing anyone free online to help. that being joe, who kept helping and coming to oli when he got himself into situations and trying to keep him alive. and them outweirding and being funny chaotic guys and because oli was playing a bard on empires and is a guy who goes into song whenever irl when he wants, just them connecting and building a unlikely but extremely works well friendship for the while. and coming to the now, august of year 2023, of empires s2 being done, the rift in grians basement being closed to the multiverse of empires s2 before s2 was finished, joe hills a couple days ago on youtube stream minecraft chat messaging cubfan saying he misses oli - his bard, who he knows is in pirates smp now currently, and wants him back and how cub whose been stealing things for the museum should take a piece of the rift or somehow turn it on to work to bring oli back. also oli on twitter replying to joe hill’s tweet progress of his pinball machine he’s making on hermitcraft and wanting to play it. pls. get oli back on hermitcraft, somehow multidimensionally pull him back on, he wants to be on, joe hills misses him, please.

#hermitcraft #joe hills #joehills #oli orionsound #oli theorionsound #theorionsound #mentioned empires season 2 #mentioned hermitcraft x empires #the closed rift #mentioned Grian #mentioned pirates smp #sort of hermitshipping #not of irls but characters #hermitshipping #<<<tagging to be safe #and because of the vibes #part of it is the absurdity too #it’s sweet #and funny #still

[luigra]

So listening to one of Joe's VODs I& missed as usual, he had a segment when he discussed his plans for the future for actually turning Deepfield into a real life pinball machine. He had an idea to turn it into a multi-season megabase project too. And it kind of struck me& just how profoundly he loves it.

Deepfield was his Minecraft home for so long. He flew through its every nook and cranny, built every inch of it painstakingly block by block. Every single step of the process had so much thought and effort put into it, effort that you can literally go see on your screen the recordings of, that happened in real time. It's almost stupid big for a pinball machine. But it's the only way to make your recreation faithful. You need every inch of it to be accurate. You're faithful to it.

The way he talks about it. Have you heard how he talks about pinball machines. The intricacies of the mechanisms themselves as one of the most exciting parts of them? Him explaining the logistics of actually making it real reminds you that it's actually quite a big commitment, until you think about how committed he stayed to the project for a whole year now and realize that it's not a question of dedication but mostly just financial ability.

If I& were in his place, and I& spent so long giving so much love to this machine, and there came to be a day when I would see it work, buttons activate under the presses of my& hands, so alive, every inch of it familiar like home. Fuck. How would a person even withstand this feeling. Would you not cry?

It would be inaccurate to thank a muse for descending from Olympus itself to guide your hand in making its flesh, because you are on your own and your guidance self-written, and you deserve a little credit for it, but for the sake of poetry it's a really apt comparison to call Deepfield your muse.

There is no way to write what they have as a romance novella, because the only accurate way to describe their relationship would be to write down a every measurement taken, his work schedules for the last year or so, cite the research he's read, attach diagrams of machines he's played, spreadsheets of costs planning... and by then what you have is a manual. Put THAT in the love story category.

I& can't do it justice. The only person who can write this shipping fanfic and do it justice is Joe Hills himself.

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #joe hills #joehills #deepfield #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitshipping mention #I& guess this is vaguely rpf?

[offmyfuxkingmind]

hermitcraft headcanons time babey!!

what if bdubs always sleeps not because he likes the sun - but because he's actually a phantom in human form? he doesn't want to hurt his friends, so he avoids nighttime and being in that cursed form as much as possible. it's not that he dislikes being a phantom, it comes with a lot of perks, but he dislikes haunting other players like some kind of vampire thirsty for blood.

and with no offence to tango, that guy has some absolutely stunning eyes that can make you dream of your childhood while hes suckling on some pig blood packs. freshly supplied from the server's butcher - a certain blue slime - because most hybrid blood tastes ickier than magma cream.

on topic, jevin has been awfully quiet ever since gem pointed out in the last server meeting that slimes and snails have more in common than being slimy - being intersex. now confused with this newly discovered interest in hybrid intimate parts, he goes around and asks everyone if they can show him their genitals. hm. you can guess yourself how that will end.

xisuma on the other hand is very very busy not only refining his skull base, but also making modifications to the one on his head. the voidwalker has been getting plagued with constant headaches from his newest frontal bone being screwed together incorrectly. and since not many people have knowledge on voidwalker anatomy, he tends to go to the one and only other one he knows of - etho, who gladly takes time to get the finicky metal bits to stick to bone without ruining that genuis head of their admin.

and oh dear joe, the guy who appears and disappears as they please in that moment. don't worry too much about what exactly they are. nobody knows. many suspect that underneath that well maintained skin hides nothing more than a swarm of stupid damselflies trying to impersonate a cat, which would explain an awful lot about joe. but as mentioned, nobody knows. cleo questions if joe themself even know what in the world they are.

#hermit headcanons #hermitcraft headcanons #hermitcraft s9 #bdubs #tangotek #jevin #xisuma #joehills #brief mention of snail gem and voidwalker etho #hermitcraft #I do not mean the wow voidwalker or the one from destiny2 #so many headcanons #offmyfuxkingmind voidwalkers

[nightshadeowl]

For convenience, I'm gonna start keeping track of Joe's Dracula reading streams. List below the cut.

In case anyone wants to catch it live, Joe will be reading a chapter every Saturday starting at 8:30 Central Time with the exception of July 9th. This info will update as needed.

Chapters: 15/27 complete

Chapter 1 (June 18th)

Chapter 2 (June 25th)

Chapter 3 (July 3rd)

Chapter 4 (July 16th)

Chapter 5 (July 23)

Chapter 6 (July 30th)

Chapter 7 (August 6th)

Chapter 8 (August 13th) - Note: the beginning of the stream up until 15:40 is about TFC’s passing. He is loved and missed.

Chapter 9 (August 20th)

Chapter 10 (August 27th)

Chapter 11 (September 3rd)

Chapter 12 (September 10th) - Note: by 1hr34mins, the chapter is finished and Joe switches over to playing Splatoon 3.

Chapter 13 (September 17th)

Chapter 14 (September 24th)

Chapter 15 (October 1st)

#joe hills #joehills #passenger status #i say ''for convenience'' as if this is In Any Way the most convenient way to consume the novel. it isn't. #but it IS the most fun #joe hills reads dracula #death mention

[ace-of-arthropods]

I love the fact that Joe came into Empires, a world with a significantly higher concentration of lore in the atmosphere than he's used to, and his first experience there was punching a tree and promptly breaking his hand.

Like i know it was a mod he was struggling with but the implications are hilarious

#local minecraft steve starts roleplaying; immediately discovers the concept of physical injury #hermitcraft #hc x empires #joehills #injury mention

[b0at3mdraws]

I know have Deer Joe Hills brain rot.

Besides the list of brainrots I have:]

#tallishrambles #hermitcraft #joehills #< mentioned

[kikikakapo]

Seriously considering watching joehills purely because of how hard he is campaigning for himself and I just find that really funny idk

i did not vote for him this round but I will vote for him next round cause he deserves to win

#joe hills #joehills #joehills sweep #mcytblr sexyman #oh yeah I should mention ill check out his channel

[zhukzucraft]

EPISODE ONE, BEGIN

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Grian: Welcome

Grian: to Double Life²

Grian: a return to a tried and true format of season 3.

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Grian: That's right, we're doubling down on Double Life! You will be randomly assigned a soulmate you will share your healthbar with.

Grian: But this time we have taken measures to ensure the game doesn't end at record speeds.

Bdubs: Are you finally letting us sleep through the night?

Tango: Did the amount of hearts get doubled?

Scott: Did you realize the mechanic itself is broken?

Grian: No, don't be silly.

Grian: We are adding more people to the roster! They may not be new to this in general, but only now will they get the chance to find true love.

Skizz: BOO YAH! I'm single and ready to mingle!

Lizzie: True love, eh? An intriguing concept, but I'll need more evidence to truly believe it.

Joel: Lizzie pLEASE

Grian: not to mention-

Grian: -a certain mysterious duo will be joining us for the very first time!

Grian: Give it up for---!

=====> Reveal the vote winners

(The vote is now finished and hidden under the readmore)

#quadruple life #trafficblr #fan life smp session #grian #bdouble0 #tangotek #smajor1995 #skizzleman #ldshadowlady #mumbo jumbo #geminitay #and the rest #WOOOO i can't believe i'm actually doing this!! #please forgive me if there are mistakes i'm close to passing out atm #gif cw

[quilldesignz]

so @joehills mentioned dropping oli on the perimeter to keep doc occupied the other day and then this happened

#joe hills #hermitcraft #docm77 #oli orionsound #untitled goose game #docm77 fanart #oli fanart #quilldesignz

[dmwrites]

(I am not sorry for this btw)

——

I woke up to my evil stepmom, Iskall85, throwing a potion of harming onto my bed.

“y/n! Wake up! You’re going to be late for school! Were you up late watching those stupid Minecraft YouTube videos again? You’re as useless as diorite! You are why I do hard drugs!” She left the room, and I sighed. Another boring day of my boring life. But I was going to be late for school if I didn’t get ready now.

I got up and put on my cutest outfit- my black suit. I threw my hair up into a messy bun, and stopped in front of the mirror to smooth down my mustache. I sighed. I was just y/n, no one special.

My evil stepmom Iskall85 was snorting redstone off the counter when I entered the kitchen. I sighed, because they were evil and wouldn’t even share their redstone dust with me, and grabbed a banana off the counter. There was a honk from outside.

"Bye, step-Iskall. I'm off to school." I said. My stepmom just flipped me off, and I went outside, sighing some more. I ran over to my bestie’s car and hoped in.

“Good morning Scar!”

“Goodness gracious, y/n, we’re gonna be late! Good thing the swaggon goes fast!” My bestie, Goodtimeswithscar said, slamming on the gas. Scar was super nice and popular, not to mention handsome, and everyone at school loved him. I would probably always be in his shadow, but at least he had taken me in as his friend.

“Sorry, I accidentally slept in. And my evil stepmom threw a potion of harming on me. Do I look okay? I only had time to put my hair up in a messy bun. And I bet my mustache looks atrocious!” I said.

“You look so good, y/n!” Scar said, blowing through a red light. “You’re so hard on yourself, you’re like the prettiest guy in school!”

“Whatever, that’s you you’re talking about.” I replied, but blushed a little.

The swaggon came screeching into the parking lot, and me and Scar got out, running to our science class.

Science class was usually a pretty good place to fix my hair and mustache, as the science we were assigned to do was always chaotic. Ms. ZombieCleo, and her assistant JoeHills, were kept pretty busy making sure no one accidentally created a toxic gas. Today, Docm77 and Rendog had been caught doing… something in the back of the classroom, and it gave me and Scar ample time to sort out ourselves.

“As I was saying, y/n, you have to stop being so hard on yourself!” Scar said, handing me a compact mirror and a mustache comb. “You get top grades, you’re great at redstone, and you always slay that suit!”

“I don’t know, Scar.” I said. “I just feel like I’m just some guy, you know? I’ll never catch anyone’s eye, or be prom queen.”

“Don’t be silly. I know you’re gonna achieve something great in this life, y/n.” Scar said earnestly.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and in came one of the secretaries, Geminitay.

“y/n to the principal’s office.” She said. She looked kind of worried.

Goodtimeswithscar gripped my arm. “Great Jellie, y/n, are you in trouble?”

“I don’t know.” I replied. “I can’t think of anything that I could have done.” But I stood up, grabbed my backpack, and followed Geminitay out the door. Ms. ZombieCleo and JoeHills didn’t notice me leave.

“Is everything okay?” I asked Gem.

“I- well- I’ll get the principal to explain it to you.” Gem said, and we walked in silence the rest of the way to the front office. I was so nervous.

“Hello, y/n.” My principal, Mr. Xisumavoid, waved me into his office when we arrived.

“Is everything okay, Mr. Void?” I asked him.

“Well, it is quite the situation.” Principal Xisumavoid said. “You see, your mom just called-”

“Step mom.” I corrected him.

“Right, step mom.” Principal Xisumavoid said. “Well, either way, she called to tell us that she has sold you to someone else so she could buy more redstone and potions.”

I gasped. “What? She sold me? To who?” I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes. I couldn’t believe my stepmom had sold me!

Principal Xisuma looked down at the paper in front of him. “Ah, to a person called Grian.”

“Wait, what? You mean the famous youtuber Grian from Minecraft?” I gasped.

“Yep. That’s me. Grian from Minecraft!”

I turned around to find Grian standing at the door to Principal Xisumavoid’s office. It was really him! With his waffle-looking hair and beady black eyes and red sweater, there was no mistaking him.

“y/n, when I saw that your evil stepmom put you up for sale on Facebook marketplace, I knew I had to do something! Don’t worry, y/n, I am very famous and rich. We will be best friends. And I must say, your moustache looks lovely.”

I gasped and blushed, my tears drying. Famous youtuber Grian complementing me? y/n? Suddenly, I knew my life was about to get a whole lot crazier.

#January 1 2023 #fic #Mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #long post #fun fact the first fic I ever wrote for mcyt was a y/n ponk fic simiwlr to this #anyway #enjoy the funny

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

Herobrine is basically the Zeus of the Minecraft world, the the sense that he has... a lot of descendants

so realistically it shouldn't be a surprise that Joehills and TFC are half brothers

It's, somehow, always a suprise to everybody else. Maybe the way one of them will casually mention it in conversation - with no context - and continue on - with no context - doesn't help.

Getting them to elaborate is an impossible mission. Unless you want to listen to them complain about how annoying family get togethers are for a few hours.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft headcanon #hermitblr #joe hills #tinfoilchef #kirbee-hd

[theminecraftbee]

Why didn't you mention the darker blue muppet joehills with big chroma green glasses!?

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT but that seems like an older/prior iteration of the skin before he arrived on this one. however yes that version also exists,

#answered