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#Jake was losing his shit over his family at the time; he just let Tobias fly off alone & he spends the whole next book abdicating leadershi
theidiotabides · 10 months
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Would really love to hear about the angsty marcotobias fic if you're interested in sharing. 👀
Oh gosh, I feel like I'd have to actually write it for it to make sense because like 80% of it is subtext, but here's some rambling in that general direction.
I'm chiefly interested in the ways in which Marco & Tobias are actually incredibly similar -- their senses of humor, their attractions, their complete direspect for authority, and most importantly how they both lowkey hate themselves but insist on survival anyway, largely out of spite -- but how they treat their similarity as, like, a cautionary tale rather than the basis for a healthy connection that it could be.
Like, Tobias disappearing into the woods and giving up on everybody is exactly the kind of behavior that Marco finds incredibly triggering, having lived through it with his dad. Marco would never walk away from his remaining loved ones like that, especially in the post-war world where he's charged himself with being the public face of the Animorphs because somebody has to. But there is absolutely a part of him that wants to give up and disappear; ya boi is tired.
Meanwhile, I think Tobias sees Marco's devotion to Jake and refusal to abandon him even after how Rachel died (which Tobias blames Jake for) as a version of the hero worship complex Tobias used to have about Jake -- like, I think Tobias sees Marco as being too devoted to Jake to see "the truth" about him, and he pities that in Marco. But at the same time, Tobias envies Marco's close personal connections, and I think on some level he knows that the only way to get to that place would be to work through his anger at Jake to get to his anger at Rachel, and he just can't bring himself to do that. It's easier to stay mad.
And then there's the question of Rachel herself, whom they were both deeply invested in trying to keep alive at the end of the war. Like, we see this explicitly from Tobias, with his "just be Rachel" and constant emotional check-ins with her, but I don't think Marco gets enough credit for his active role in keeping her literally alive. Dude bodily removed her from battles, at risk to his own life, and I just refuse to believe that's not something Marco & Tobias talked about, given how much time they spent together in Ax's scoop during that period of time between Marco's fake death & the move to the valley. Rachel is both a mutual love and a mutual failure for them (and that level of mutual devotion to a third person gives my polyamorous ass A Lot of Feelings).
Basically I think there's a lot of respect and love between Tobias and Marco, but they can't get to it because it would require each of them to deal with Rachel-related guilt and confront parts of themselves that they don't want to acknowledge.
...so I want to get them high on Marco's fancy penthouse balcony and make them kiss about it
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lorenfangor · 3 years
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I heard that #40 was super homophobic :/ so I skipped it. But now your fic is making me want to give it a try. How problematic is it? Are the characters worth it?
Okay.
Okay.
Let’s talk about #40.
The plot of The Other (a Marco POV) is that Marco sees an Andalite on a video tape sent in to some Unsolved Mysteries-esque TV show, and he assumes it’s Ax and hauls ass to save him from being captured. Ax, being Ax, has videotaped the show, and they pull it up and Tobias uses his hawk eyes to figure out that it’s not Ax, it’s another Andalite - one without a tailblade. Ax is appalled at the presence of this vecol (an Andalite word for a disabled person) and we find out that he and others of his species have deep ingrained prejudices against at least some kinds of disabled people.
Despite this, Marco and Ax go looking for the Andalite in question because he’s been spotted by national TV, and they meet a second one, named Gafinilan-Estrif-Valad. The vecol is Mertil-Iscar-Elmand, a former fighter pilot with a reputation and Gafinilan’s coded-gay life partner. The two of them have been on Earth since book 1; they crashed their fighters on the planet and have been trapped there thanks to the GalaxyTree going down. Gafinilan has adopted a human cover, a physics professor, and they’ve been living in secret ever since.
Thanks to that tape, Mertil has been captured by Visser Three, and he’s not morph-capable so he can’t escape. Gafinilan wants to trade the leader of the “Andalite Bandits” to the Yeerks to get his boyfriend back; he can’t fight to free Mertil because he’s terminally ill with a genetic disorder that will eventually kill him, and (it’s implied that) the Yeerks aren’t interested in disabled hosts, even disabled Andalite ones. Despite Ax’s ableism, the Animorphs agree to work with Gafinilan and free Mertil, and they’re successful. Marco ends the book talking about how there are all kinds of prejudices you’ll have to face and boxes that people will put you in, and you can’t necessarily escape them even if they’re reductive and inaccurate, but you can still live your life with pride.
So now that I’ve explained the plot, I’m gonna come out the gate saying that I love this book. I love it wholeheartedly, I love Marco’s narration, I love Ax having to deal with Andalite society’s ableism, I love these characters, and as a disabled lesbian I don’t find these disabled gays to be inherently Bad Rep.
that’s of course just my opinion and it doesn’t overshadow other issues that people might have? but at the same time, I don’t like the seemingly-common narrative that this book is all bad all the time, and I want to offer up a different read.To that end, I’m going to go point by point through some of the criticisms and common complaints that I’ve seen across the fandom over the years.
“Mertil and Gafinilan were put on a bus after one appearance because they were gay!”
this is one I’m going to have to disagree with hardcore. I talked about this yesterday, but in Animorphs there are a lot of characters or ideas that only get introduced once or twice and then get written off or dropped - in order off the top of my head, #11 (the Amazon trip), #16 (Fenestre and his cannibalism), #17 (the oatmeal), #18 (the hint of Yeerks doing genetic experiments in the hospital basement), #24/#39/#42 (the Helmacrons’ ability to detect morphing tech), #25 (the Venber), #28 (experiments with limiting brain function through drugs), #34 (the Hork-Bajir homeworld being retaken, the Ixcila procedure), #36 (the Nartec), #41 (Jake’s Bad Future Dream), and #44 (the Aboriginal people Cassie meets in Australia) all feature things that either seem to exist just for the sake of having a particular trope explored Animorphs-style or to feature an idea for One Single Book.
This is a series that’s episodic and has a very limited overall story arc because of how children’s literature in the 90s was structured - these books are closer to The Saddle Club, Sweet Valley High, Animal Ark, or The Baby-Sitters’ Club than they are to Harry Potter or A Series of Unfortunate Events. Mertil and Gafinilan don’t get to be in more than one book because they’re not established in the main cast or the supporting cast, I don’t think that it’s solely got anything to do with their being gay.
“Gafinilan has AIDS, this is a book about AIDS, and that’s homophobic!”
Okay, this is… hard. First, yes, Gafinilan does have a terminal illness. Yes, Gafinilan is gay. No, Soola’s Disease is not AIDS.
I have two responses to this, and I’ll attack them in order of their occurrence in my thought. First, there’s coded AIDS diseases all over genre fiction, especially genre fiction from that era, because the AIDS epidemic made a massive impact on public life and fundamentally changed both how the public perceived illness and queerness and how queer people themselves experienced it. I was too young to live through it, but my dad’s college roommate was out, and my dad himself has a lot of friends who he just ceases to talk about if the conversation gets past 1986 or so - this was devastating and it got examined in art for more reasons than “gay people all have AIDS”, and I dislike the implication that the only reason it could ever appear was as a tired stereotype or a message that Being Queer Means Death. Gafinilan is kind, fond of flowers, and fond of children - he’s multifaceted, and he’s got a terminal illness. Those kinds of people really exist, and they aren’t Bad Rep.
Second off, Soola’s Disease? Really isn’t AIDS. It’s a congenital genetic illness that develops over time, cannot be transmitted, and does not carry a serious stigma the way AIDS did. Gafinilan also has access to a cure - he could become a nothlit and no longer be afflicted by it, even if it’s considered somewhat dishonorable to go nothlit to escape that way. That’s not AIDS, and in fact at no point in my read and rereads did I assume that his having a terminal illness was supposed to be a commentary on homosexuality until I found out that other people were assuming it.
“Mertil losing his tail means he’s lost his masculinity, and that’s bad because he’s gay! That’s homophobic!”
so this is another one I’ve gotta hardcore disagree with, because while Mertil is one of two Very Obviously Queer Characters, he’s not the only character who loses something fundamental about himself, or even loses access to sexual and/or romantic capability in ways he was familiar with.
Tobias and Arbron both get ripped out of their ordinary normal lives by going nothlit in bad situations, and while they both wind up finding fulfillment and freedom despite that, it’s still traumatic, even more for Arbron I’d say than for Tobias. And on a psychological level, none of the main cast is left unmarked or free of trauma or free of deep change thanks to the bad things that have happened to them - they’re no less fundamentally altered than Mertil, even if it’s mental rather than physical. And yes, tail loss is equated with castration or emasculation, but that doesn’t automatically mean Mertil suffering it is tied to his homosexuality and therefore the takeaway we’re intended to have is “Being gay is tragic and makes you less of a man”. This is a series where bad shit happens to everyone, and enduring losses that take away things central to one’s self-conception or identity or body is just part of the story.
Also, frankly? Plenty of IRL disabled people have to grapple with a loss of sexual function, and again, they’re not Bad Rep just because they’re messy.
“Andalite society is confusingly written in this book, and the disability aspects are clearly just a coverup for the gay stuff!”
Andalite society is canonically sexist, a bit exceptionalist and prejudiced in their own favor, and pretty contradictory and often challenged internally on its own norms. In essence, it’s a pretty ordinary society, and they’re really realistic as sci-fi races go. It makes sense from that perspective that Andalites would tolerate scarring or a lost stalk eye or a lost skull eye, but not tolerate serious injuries that significantly impact your perceived quality of life. Ableism is like that - it’s not one-size-fits-all. I look at Ax’s reactions and I see a lot of my own family and friends’ behaviors - this vibes with my understanding of prejudice, you know?
“Mertil and Gafinilan have a tragic ending, which means the story is saying that being gay dooms you to tragedy!”
Mertil and Gafinilan have the best possible ending that they could ask for? They are victims of the war, they are suffering because of the war, they get the same cocktail of trauma and damage that every other soldier gets. But unlike Jake and Tobias and Marco, unlike Elfangor, unlike Aximili? Their ending comes in peace, in their own home. Gafinilan isn’t dying alone, he’s got the love of his life with him. Mertil isn’t going to be as isolated anymore, he’s got Marco for a friend. Animorphs is a tragedy, it’s not a happy story, it’s not something that guarantees a beautiful sunshine-and-roses ending for everyone, and I love tragedy, and so I will fight for this story. Yes, it hurts. Yes, it deserved better. But it’s not less meaningful just because it’s sad. Nobody is entitled to anything in this book, and it’s just as true for these two as it is for anyone else.
“It’s not cool that the only canonically gay characters in this series don’t get to be happy and trauma-free and unblemished Good Rep!”
This is one I can kind of understand, and I’ll give some ground to it, because it is sucky. The only thing I’ll say is that I stand by my argument that nothing that happens to Mertil and Gafinilan is unusual compared to what happens to the rest of the cast, and that their ending is way happier than Rachel and Tobias’s, or Jake and Cassie’s. But it’s a legitimate point of frustration, and the one argument I’ll say I agree has validity.
(Though, I also want to point out that I think there are plenty of equally queercoded characters in the story who aren’t Mertil and Gafinilan - Tobias, Rachel, Cassie, and Marco all get at least one or two moments that signal to me that they’re potentially LGBT+, not to mention Mr. Tidwell and Illim in #29 and their long-term domestic partnership. There’s no reason to assume that the only queer people here are those two aliens when Marco’s descriptions of Jake exist.)
“Marco uses slurs and reduces Gafinilan’s whole identity to his illness!”
Technically, yes, this is true, except putting it that way strips the whole passage of its context. Marco is discussing the boxes society puts you into, the ones you don’t have a choice about facing or escaping. He’s talking about negative stereotypes and reductive generalizations, he’s referring to them as bad things that you get inflicted upon you by an outside world or by friends who don’t know the whole story or the real you. The slurs he uses are real slurs that get thrown at people still, and they’re not okay, and the point is that they’re not okay but assholes are going to call you by them anyway. He ends by saying “you just have to learn to live with it”, and since this is coming from a fifteen-year-old Latino kid who we know is picked on by bullies for all sorts of reasons and who faces racism and homophobia? He knows what he’s talking about. He’s bitter about what’s been said and done, he’s not stating it like it’s a good thing.
Yes, absolutely, this speech is a product of its time, but it’s a product of its time that speaks of defiance and says “We aren’t what we’re said to be,” and in the year this was published? That’s a good message.
tl;dr The Other is good, actually, and Mertil and Gafinilan are incredible characters who deserve all the love they could possibly get.
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Any way we could get like a master list of like Tobias + Rachel moments like “first time they talk about their feelings” and “first kiss” etc? And what book it’s in? If that’s not too much. I love you!!
All right, this is going to be less a master list, more a “things I can think of off the top of my head,” but here it is.
The Non-Definitive List of Rachel/Tobias Milestones:
First crush: #1.  It’s hard to say how much is going on in the background of their first mission, because Jake is a clueless duffer who needs Cassie to explain romance to him and because Jake takes forever to wrap his head around the fact that Rachel is capable of having crushes on boys.  But we know that Rachel is looking at Tobias when she agrees to let the boys walk her and Cassie home, and we know that Rachel immediately jumps to Tobias’s defense when he and Marco start arguing.  Rachel is the most worried about Tobias when the others lose sight of him during that first battle, and the fastest to consider Tobias a part of the group.
Unresolved romantic tension: #3.  Tobias knows he has a thing for Rachel as of this book.  He knows, and he’s not ever planning on doing a dang thing about it, because he’s a bird and she’s a human.  They smash up car commercials together, they hunt for yeerk ships together, and they fly all over town together, but he’s pretty sure they’re going nowhere relationship-wise.  And then Rachel, in the middle of half-drowning in the truck ship’s water tank, starts to say what she needs to say before she dies.  She stays in morph longer than any of the others specifically so that she and Tobias can have this last moment alone.  And Tobias’s response to her near-confession is to grab a dracon beam and go take on an entire yeerk fleet alone.
Acknowledging their feelings: #7.  When the Ellimist comes with his offer, Jake and Marco focus on saving their families, Ax and Cassie go full environmentalist... and Rachel and Tobias are pissed.  Tobias figures out instantly that he’s only there as a human because the Ellimist wants to manipulate Rachel’s emotions through dangling the possibility of de-nothliting her honey-pie in front of her face.  Rachel’s pissed on Tobias’s behalf, Tobias on Rachel’s behalf, and the Ellimist is just deeply amused.
Resolving romantic tension: #12.  When Rachel doesn’t know what to do about the crocodile thing, she goes to Tobias.  When Tobias sees Rachel and Jake headed for another fight, he undercuts it so that Rachel wins.  They banter about Superman and Xena having kids together.  They jerk Marco around together.  They’re a couple already, even if they’ve never even held hands.
First couples’ fight: MM2.  They’re both tired and hungry and injured, to give credit where it’s due, and they’re entitled to get snippy with each other.  It’s also worth noting that they resolve their spat in a pretty healthy way — Tobias acknowledges that he underestimated how hard it would be to control the deinonychus morph, Rachel acknowledges that she underestimated how dangerous the deinonychuses would be, they both acknowledge that they’re not at their best and need to drop the subject until they’re in a better mood.  It’s also when Rachel recognizes that Tobias isn’t, fundamentally, a mere human: she doesn’t reach him through the dino instincts until she pivots from descriptions of fingers and toes and instead reminds him of flying.
Healthiest moment: #23.  Yes, a matter of opinion, but I love how supportive Rachel is toward Tobias throughout this whole book.  She’s quick to reassure him that she doesn’t think it’s weird to eat roadkill, and equally quick to drop the subject when he wants to.  Whatever Tobias needs, from a sympathetic ear to a killer grizzly, she’s happy to help him through this difficult time.
Labeling the relationship: #27.  Bless T.T. and his stupid little 1990s So Cal name.  It takes T.T.’s dimples and his smooth-talking and his sheer ordinariness for Rachel to realize that she doesn’t want dimples or smooth-talking or ordinariness.  She wants the kind of guy who is terrified of water but will become a sperm whale to keep her safe.  She wants a “mouse-eating freak,” because she’s a squid-eating freak herself.  She wants someone around whom she can be ugly, can be vulnerable, can be scared, can be herself.  Also, I love that moment with Tobias commenting that T.T. is “pretty cute, and perceptive too” after T.T. says something unrepeatable about Rachel’s violent tendencies and sense of propriety.
First kiss: MM3.  It’s the moment just after Rachel was “killed” by a cannonball aboard the Trafalager and then pops back up in the middle of Princeton University’s campus.  Tobias runs and grabs her, she smooches him, Marco asks if he can have a kiss as well, the racist dude that Cassie was in the middle of intimidating cries on the floor.  It’s all very romantic.
The L Word: #32.  The whole book is about Rachel learning to reconcile the different sides of herself, but a big part of it is her realizing that Tobias has gone through many of the same struggles.  Tobias knows she’s a killer, and he’s a killer too.  Tobias knows she’s a frightened softie at heart, and he is one too.  Tobias’s entire life has been about him trying to stick together disparate pieces of himself, which is why Tobias is the only thing Mean Rachel and Nice Rachel can agree upon, and it’s why Tobias is the only one whom Rachel wants to see after it’s all over.
Best “battle couple” moment: #36.  A matter of opinion, of course, but I love the moment that the yeerk submarine starts to come apart and Rachel bodily wraps herself around Tobias to protect him.  Honestly the whole motif of them pairing up their battle morphs — hawk-Tobias compensating for bear-Rachel’s major weakness through acting as her eyes and ears, bear-Rachel compensating for hawk-Tobias’s relative delicacy through being the tank of the team — does my heart good.  But I have an extra-large soft spot for this moment because when the shit hits the fan, Rachel’s immediate reaction is to throw her entire body between Tobias and danger.
Picking out furniture: #49.  Yes, Rachel is joking when she tells Tobias that they need to get patio furniture for his meadow, but it’s also an affirmation that they both view this as a long-term thing they’ve got going.  She wants them to have a place together, even if it is a random clearing in the woods with a deeply suspicious number of lounge chairs.
First date: ???  Arguably, Rachel and Tobias never go on a single actual date-date, and I think that’s a lot of the beauty of their utterly unique relationship.  Ones that could count:
Destroying a car commercial in #3.  Although there are hints in #2 that Rachel goes flying alone with Tobias sometimes, this is the first time we actually see them doing something for fun together.
Running around as hork-bajir in #13.  It’s the first time they go on a mission as a couple, the first time they really consider the possibility that they could have a relationship now that Tobias can morph, and the first instance of them using “paired” morphs together.
Tobias’s birthday in #23.  If “date” means sharing a meal together, then by gum Rachel baking an entire cake for Tobias and then having the world’s strangest conversation about his family history while they sit on the floor of her room and eat with their hands has got to count.
The school dance in #29.  This is the first time (that we know of) where they go to a public human gathering as a formal couple.
The opening sequence of #33.  This moment canonically makes “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls their song, and it involves the first real conversation about their future as a couple.
The ending sequence of #33.  EVERYTHING HURTS AND NOTHING IS OKAY at the end of this book, but it also involves them doing human-stuff like hugging and hanging out on the beach followed by them doing raptor-stuff like flying around together, because everyone but especially Rachel is trying to do whatever Tobias needs right then.  It’s also the most emotionally raw moment between them, but one they get through together.
Watching Felicity together in #35.  I love this moment, not in the least because Rachel and Tobias are both like “how dare you interrupt our soap opera with yeerks, Marco?” and it hints at what they’ve been up to in the background of the books they don’t narrate.  It’s also canon that Rachel doesn’t have a TV in her room, so that suggests that human-Tobias and human-Rachel were sacked out on her couch together, possibly while Naomi glared disapprovingly from the door to the kitchen.
Having burgers in #49.  Rachel bringing Tobias McDonald’s is actually the first time they label one of their own meetups as being a date, for what it’s worth.
Most painful moment: #54, duh.  For me it’s a three-way tie between Tobias guiding Rachel through her last battle after she’s blinded by snake venom, Rachel and Tobias both taking on human morph so that they can say goodbye to each other THROUGH A VIEWSCREEN, and Tobias stealing the urn with Rachel’s ashes because he wants her to have a memorial her way.  Ugggghh why do these children wound me so.
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thenixkat · 5 years
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Animorphs notes: 20
Book 20
A Marco book
Marco strikes out with a probably Black girl at the school, who has probably been insulted about her name before
And frankly she’s got good instincts to not trust a class clown
Marco is still a fuckboy, ‘females’ really
Marco’s just shit at pickup lines
The general refusal to make a distinction b/w enslaved peoples and the yeerks controlling them.
So either the Animorphs never checked the spot where Elfangor died to see if there was anything left they could use, that the yeerks didn’t go through shit for anything they could use (I’m just going to assume there was no attempt to make a grave marker) or Toomin put the block there for David to find
Yeah Toomin put shit in places (won’t stop me from using it in a fic if I feel like it)
Have I mentioned that the whole litteral deity who does whatever he fucking feels like means that there are absolutely no stakes in this series? I don’t like that.
Yeah, weirdo stranger that ignores “I don’t want to interact with you” signals would get on the nerves
Ya know. It doesn’t feel like the Animorphs are all that hard up on getting the box if they wait that long to start to do anything about it
I still feel sorry for Ax. He is but a jock forced into the role of the one who knows shit.
Wait. Why can’t the chee just steal the box. Just ghost David, see where he puts it. Take it. And ghost out?
STill not  fan of aliens having any sort of roll in building the pyramids in particular and non-White historical structures as a whole
There’s some yeerk plans involving the President and the UN afoot
The chee piss me off for so many reasons. SO many
Again, it really doesn’t feel like the box is all that important 
Jake attempts to pass of a half bird morphed Marco as his deformed little brother
Very lucky those weren’t Controllers
Why exactly did they not decide to have Tobias the most experienced flyier there do it? Right these characters are dumb as fuck and don’t really care about retreiving the mnorphing cube
I mean its perfictly reasonable to shoot a big fuckoff bird trying to attack you
I am reminded of all the shit Cassie talks about Marco being perfictly willing to end innocent bystandars. Of course Cassie is not a trustworthy source of information.
They were not able to retraive the box through a fuck lot of incompenence and some bad luck
David is def one of those spoiled edgy kids
But the trained birds is not an out there theory given the behavior of the animorphs
Well he’s not that reckless, but Marco would be shit help in a dangerous situation as far as David knows. Dude’s tiny. 
David is also very paranoid
Again, why can’t they ask the Chee to help?
Ax: Have you considered unplugging the computer?
Listen, Ax, do these kids look like they have that much common sense? 
Oh, I see alarm systems exist again
A cobra living under teh bed in a cardboard box would be so unhealthy
The writers really hate nonavian reptiles
Ok. The writers have no idea what a cobra actually is.
According to these writers cobras have heat sensing pits like pit vipers and like to eat spiders
Ah yes, cobras do a threat display towards food they plan to eat b/c the writers know jack shit about anything that isn’t a thermal Those are hork-bajir controller not hork-bajir warriors
Slithering pretty well for a snake with 2 bullet wounds
Aww, David tried to get his pet snake out of danger
You’d think David’s dad would be taking his kid and fucking fleeing
Got damn how does Marco still have venom? Snakes don’t regen that shit instantly and he’s used a fuckload already
David’s dad and snake were captured by the yeerks. I’m going to assume that the cat is either dead or also captured
David was knocked out of a second story window, and def landed hard enough to lose consciousness so very lucky he’s still alive
David’s mom is also captured
So yeah lets recruit this kid who’s just lost everything partially due to our incompetence instead of trying to send him out of town or seeing if he has any other family he could go to.
I will give points to Ax for ya know thinking about recruiting help, this just isn’t necessarily the best time
You could go places and prove shit right now, you just don’t want to risk yer own necks
I feel like you should really be asking David before decding this shit or seeing if he has any intrests in fighting this war the way you do
Ax… proposes adding people to the group and then votes against the idea. There are multiple ways in which this doesn’t work.
SO why exactly does Marco hate David? B/c he’s edgy, a bit paranoid, and doesn’t like his humor?
Like you should ease someone into the yer parents are being tortured and enslaved thing after receiving a huge blow like you are now homeless and have to be on the run
Apparently visser rhymes with kisser
So yall really didn't ask him whether he wanted to join yer team and fight along side you. You decided that he was going to. That can’t end well. And given these writers it won’t end well in the way that it should
of course i know that later David does things like murder animals and try to kill the animorphs but like, how much is that just the writers going... oh, shit um quick how to we make it more clear that the Animorphs are better than this kid?
David whent home with Marco, sure why not
Marco catches him trying to call his parents and leads him to a payphone to use
Ah yes, the Animorphs unnecessarily causing hosts harm once again
Nice way to win him over to yer side guys
So they waste a perfictly good chance to rescue David’s dad
??? They move David… to jake’s house. Who’s brother is a controller…
Oh yer trying to get the kid captured. I see
Tobias get the fuck over yerself, Cassie can release her patients whereever the hell she wants. If you have a problem stop living in the fucking wilderness when you don’t fucking have to
David has very good points. Also you can aquire fucking both of the birds. You are not limited to one of each kind of morph.
Cassie, Marco clearly doesn’t like him and Jake’s trying to boss him around and you all forced him to join you
Like David makes very valid points. You’ve done nothing to show you’re trustworthy individuals not trying to use him to your own benifit
Isn’t there a big yeerk thing happening soon? SHouldn’t yall also be working on that too?
Ya know the controller at the meeting is probably a local, given i assume they have a portable kadrona machine and if that shit breaks or need maintenance they’d probably want to be close enough. And i know there’s no global pool network just from the stuff in like book 7?
And they’re taking the new recruit, in his first morph on his first flight on a damn recon mission. Nothing can go wrong there.
Oh look the other shoe i was waiting to fall. Ya know this would be a lot more interesting if the writers didn’t decide to make David an asshole and he still decided to leave/betray the team
So the yeerk forces on the blade ship are wearing their uniforms. But the ones on the ground? Nudists
ya know goading people into doing shit for the first time in a litteral life and death scenario ()b/c who needs things like practice() by calling them a pussy is not going to build any kind ill will
I don’t think this is a well thought out plan from the yeerk side if what’s happening is what the Animorphs think is happening
I wonder if the Animorphs will remember that roaches can fly
Ends on a too be continued
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tell me more about the Animorphs DnD Au. I really just need an AU where they don't suffer and just have a good time
My buddy, me too right this second.  For those of you who are not aware, that comment is buried somewhere in this recap of Book 7.
All right, so, like, here’s a basic breakdown of how it all goes down.
It starts with Jake’s big brother Tom, who, like, listen, his parents went “keep an eye on your younger brother after school on Fridays” and Tom went “that’s cruel” and his parents went “don’t be an ass” and Tom huffed like a teenage asshole and rolled his eyes and went “FINE.”  So he decides that if he’s going to be mandatory babysitter for like four hours on Friday afternoons he’s going to do something amusing with his time, and he asks Jake if he knows anything about DnD.  Jake goes “nope!” with good-natured interest because this is his big brother, and Tom’s like “GREAT we’re going to do that recruit your friends”.  And Marco’s in on the spot because he’s a fucking nerd who’s probably done reading on DnD even though he’s never been able to actually play a campaign, and Rachel agrees on behalf of herself and Cassie because she’s exasperated with Jake and Cassie and this is an opportunity to force them to spend multiple hours together.  (Cassie is unexpectedly the major sticking point here, but her parents are like “PLEASE HAVE FRIENDS AND A LIFE OUTSIDE THE BARN” so ultimately she ends up going.)
On the first day, as they’re leaving school, Rachel grabs Jake by the arm and points subtly over his shoulder.  “Hey,” she whispers, “isn’t that Tobias?”  It is, in fact, Tobias.  Actively in the process of maybe fighting a bully for his backpack–if Tobias loses his backpack, no way is his uncle buying him a new one, and he’s also going to be in a hell of a lot of trouble, so yeah he’s gonna fight for it.  Jake and Rachel don’t know this at the time, but listen, Berensons are Berensons in any universe.  Jake ambles over, all cheerfully broad shoulders and stocky build just starting to settle into ‘teen’ rather than ‘kid,’ and silently menaces the bullies into stepping down.  And then he kind of subtly kidnaps Tobias to go with them.
(Ax moves into town a month later.  He’s living with his much-older brother who used to be a soldier and now he’s done with that and working as a computer…person.  Full disclosure, I don’t know that much about Comp Sci, but Elfangor Shamtul is a programmer and he’s the rising star.  Ax is living with him because *waves hand* better schools maybe?  IDK.  That’s how Ax shows up, and they kind of adopt him because he’s new and he joins their campaign.)
Tom, because he’s kind of a dick, declares that he won’t tell them anything about the plot, except that they all have to dual-class as modified Druids.  
(I have added a cut because this got kind of long.)
So, right, all five of them show up and Tom is like “Okay, kiddos, let’s build some characters.”
Their character designs go like this.
Jake: a very direct person in terms of combat, likes to balance strength and agility, most of his talents are in tactics and pragmatism rather than any flashy categories of fighting, so he is straight up a Fighter class in addition to the Druid thing.  He rolls acceptably well across the board, puts his highest stats into Strength and Wisdom, lowest stat into Intelligence, Tom has a field day.  At the beginning of the campaign, Jake is Neutral Good, but he slides increasingly toward Chaotic Neutral as the war progresses, despite attempts to remain True Neutral–the ultimate utilitarian alignment.
Rachel: the tank, obviously, OBVIOUSLY, a Barbarian.  She rolls four high and two low stats.  The low stats go into Dexterity and Wisdom, she puts her highest stats into, unusually, Strength and Charisma.  This proves incredibly useful the first time they’re cornered by someone and Rachel and Marco save their asses with phenomenal Bluff rolls.  She’s Chaotic Neutral from start to finish and she loves it.
Cassie: generally less combative and more interested in ensuring maximum survival of events, a healer in her free time, and an estreen, so she is a pure Druid.  She stacks her highest scores into Wisdom, Intelligence, and Charisma (Charisma is the lowest of her high scores because Priorities, Rachel), and her Constitution, Strength, and Dexterity are all average (like 13).  Bless her little heart, she’s the only reliably lawful character on this whole team, playing a Lawful Good character and frequently debating the moral points of affairs.
Marco: a bit of an asshole, a talented liar and tactician, but more to the point the kind of person who knows weird obscure shit and likes to fuck with the DM, so he is a Beguiler.  He rolls a 20 and puts it into Charisma, and proceeds to minmax the shit out of his character.  Mostly this is fine except for his -1 Constitution modifier.  Tom gets a huge kick out of describing in elaborate detail the damage that Marco takes.  Marco vacillates between True Neutral and Chaotic Neutral depending on the situation.
Tobias: the lookout, prefers a distance view so that he can see everyone at once, kind of a loner, and furthermore lives in the woods, OBVIOUSLY he is a Ranger.  His Con/Dex/Strength stats almost don’t matter because something goes horribly wrong during their first session–one of those ‘DM rolls dice behind books and stares at them in mild horror before guiltily looking up at player’ moments–and he gets stuck in the body of his animal companion, a red-tailed hawk.  His Intelligence is high, his Charisma is low, and Tom gives him an apology buff to make his Wisdom spectacular after the whole hawk thing.  Given that Tobias’ flexibility on a lot of issues is based on having a pretty solid grasp of his own moral code, I’m going to say Neutral Good trending toward Chaotic Good.
Ax: kind of multipurpose but more to the point I really wanted him to have a blade-using class so that he can bastardize it to fit the weird blade-tailed alien Tom offers him the chance to play, so he is a Swordmaster courtesy of Marco’s interference and Tom agreeing to let him pull some nonsense.  His Charisma…oh, it’s Bad, and plus the dice hate him.  He has phenomenal Dexterity and Intelligence, mediocre Strength, passable Constitution and Wisdom, but his Charisma is like 8, making his modifier -1, and almost every time he tries to roll for Bluff he gets like a 3.  It’s kind of hysterical.  Tom, who has A Vision, tells Ax that he has to start out by trying to play the best Lawful Neutral he can manage.  He pulls it off for like a few sessions before he starts to visibly slip to Chaotic Good without pausing for any of the in-between steps.  More realistically, though, Ax’s alignment is Jake’s Alignment, full stop.
So basically the plot of the campaign is the plot of the War, with the additional bonus hazard of actual Space Magic.  Everyone (with the obvious exception of Ax, who arrived late and is therefore a Plot Piece as well as a PC) is human, playing their own selves, and no one gets the magic/animal companion bonuses of the Druid thing–basically they only dual class as Druids for morphing, because Tom’s kind of a dick like that.  
Regarding Villains
Tom loves hamming up Visser Three, especially since it makes his moments of genuine cunning and brilliance so much more shocking.  Sometimes Eva, who played some DnD as a kid herself, guest stars as The Big Boss, and she and Tom get a huge kick out of playing their characters off each other.  Chapman is still a dick, so Tom makes him a recurring villain, and he shamelessly self-inserts Tom Berenson, Jake’s brother, as a bad guy.  Tom has whole files of the various involved plotlines, about how the Yeerks are moving and the involvement of the Andalites in everything and the tragedy that is the Hork Bajir.  
ANYWAY
This would be good happy times where the major plot outside the game is the others realizing that Tobias’ family fucking sucks.  So Ax is like “Well, my brother and I have a guest room” and so Tobias crashes at Ax and Elfangor’s sometimes, and at Rachel’s other times.  And then Elfangor finds out about the situation and basically goes “Um, no” and pseudo-adopts Tobias, and then eventually stuff goes down and Elfangor goes to Rachel’s mom and just goes “What do I have to do to get legal custody” and then Tobias has a family and he and Rachel get to have a shy adorable relationship and it’s Good.
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okay ANIMORPHS cooking headcanons, who can follow a recipe, who doesnt understand portion control, who sets pasta on fire
wow what a surprise i cannot believe u have requested this
take 3 on the cooking headcanons. U ASKED FOR IT
marco: remember how whenmarco was 11 his mum died and his dad fell into a major depressive episode andmarco unofficially became his own sole carer for 2 years? HA good times wellmarco knows how to cook. thats how he’s alive. he never viewed the task withmuch enthusiasm bc it was just like,, something that needed to be done,, (atleast some of the time. obviously 2 in 5 days it was just m&ms for dinner)and he’s got all his skills from trial-and-error and from watching the terribledaytime cooking shows that his dad watches, so he’s not an Artiste™ but hispractical skills are off the wall. he can make a shockingly palatable meal outof nothing but convenience-store canned items, jake’s lunch leftovers, andgently-expired condiments. also he is a MASTER when it comes to Secret KitchenTricks (many of which were cannily passed down to him by a forward-thinking evabefore she disappeared). the only person who knows about these talents this iscassie. one time he called her and she was like “im SORRY marco im distractedby this bacon disaster, i just put the olive oil in and its all going wrong”and marco’s like “well duh there’s your first problem. you dont FRY withOLIVE OIL cassie. thats why it SMOKES. use rice bran oil like the rest of us”and cassies like ???????? she never tells anyone bc she realises hes lowkeyembarrassed by the fact that he’s developed this as an Adaptive Survival skill,and when hes a kid he plays it down like nbd, but later on when he getsolder he starts to milk this talent for all it’s worth. hes like hang on…. thisshit is VALUABLE. that’s when his true culinary talents can blossom
jake: uworded this “who sets pasta on fire regularly” and my response to that is thatone (1) time jake did Not set the pasta on fire and it made marco cry realtears of joy. listen jake tries So Hard (because, in the spirit of being theUltimate Straight Ally Dadfriend and an All Round Decent Fella, he’s lowkeyaware of his existence as a straight white guy and makes well-meaning attemptsto avoid hypermasculinic douchebaggery in domestic life. also he’s probablythat disgustingly wholesome Hey Mom Do You Need Some Help In The Kitchen kindof kid) but when he tries its just. so bad. oh my god its so bad. he’s onlyever tried like 3 ultra-basic Good Ol Classic American meals and every time hedoes its a crime against his culinary heritage. his brownies come out lopsided,, he putswildly incorrect ingredient volumes in,, he confuses salt for sugar,, somehownever manages to stir the cake mix properly,, tries to do taste tests like “i thinkit tastes ok??” no it doesnt jake this gravy tastes like toxic waste,, withoutfail lets something catch on fire while he’s squinting at the recipe trying tofigure out which step he was up to,,, its a mess. his family suffers through itnevertheless because they are Heroes. “t-tastess – gre at,, llittleb uddy”pre-yeerk tom says once, with tears of anguish streaming from his eyes
rachel: terriblecooking is a berenson gene and if rachel had survived the war marco’s talk showwould have included a nailbiting Reality TV segment where contestants sample amystery berenson dish and have to race to identify the Cousin of Origin beforefood poisoning sets in. this segment would have been discontinued after the 3rdhospitalisation and a food safety inquiry. in essence rachel is as terrible asjake but also worse because the constant failure pisses her off so much thatall of her concoctions are brewed with a terrible bitter malice. Fuck You,Pasta. You Deserve to Burn. also i think at some point in the series itmentions taht rachel tried being a vegetarian and i choose to believe this istrue and also that it is the point where things go from worst to worster.eventually even she has to admit she’s never gonna manage it and resorts tolike. deep-frying entire zucchinis or something
tobias: uknow what?? im gonna say Not Terrible?? tobias is pretty creative and lbr idoubt his neglectful ass relatives were gonna cook for him. he probably pickedup some stuff from recipe books bc he liked reading through them (listen i cantcook for shit but even i get a kick out of lookin at food books bc goddamn??the aesthetic?? plus tobias was a book kid in general so) also if we’re runningwith the autistic tobias concept (its Canon, folks) i like the idea that as ahuman tobias couldve been hypersensitive esp. to tastes, so he was pretty goodat noticing when two flavours clashed and figuring out what stuff to puttogether to avoid that. (obviously he cant do this as a hawk but sometimes hewatches ax’s food choices and the twist of primal horror he experiences is acomforting reminder that some vestiges of his humanity remain). HOWEVER by thesame token he also doesnt strike me as the sort of Organised Efficient personwho’d be a really productive cooker. i might be self-projecting here but like,,have u ever tried to string together a series of practical tasks into an organisedsequence while in the kitchen,,, theres like 80 bowls and justt too manyutensils and timers goin off and u forgot to put the herbs in and u ran out ofbench space so u gotta try start washign up at the same time but meanwhile ugotta Coordinate all the cooking stuff really fast so u dont poison urself orstart a fire and then u lose focus zonin out thinkin about smth else u alreadymessed up the order of actions sso do u start again or just eat the garbage or??? look cooking is hard and i feel like tobias gets that. he’s ok at it intheory but his application is shit. also hes a bird
cassie: idsay she’s not a natural culinary prodigy but with lots of patient practiceshe’s become pretty decent. im not sure if its canon but for some reason imconvinced her dad is a really good cook?? meanwhile her mum is approachingberenson-level bad and DESPISES it. hooooo boy. (she and rachel bond overthis). this means her dad enlists cassie as Head Kitchen Assistant and teachesher the ropes, and she really quite enjoys it? preparing a meal is simple andpractical and instantly-gratifying in a way thats really calming, and she likesbeing able to spend time with her dad. also not to be sappy but one time theyhave rachel over for dinner and cassie and her dad are helping each other stirthe pot on the stove while her mum and rachel viciously chop vegetables andtoss carrot tops at them from across the kitchen as a protest against beingrelegated to washing-up duty, and afterwards cassie tries to make brownies but burnsthem atrociously and they gotta pick through the charred remains to find ediblebits and rachel says “HA who’s top of the Poisons Authority Watchlist now??…dont answer that” and thats. a really good night. cassie holds on to that. ALSOafter the war cassie pretends she’s a way worse cook than she actually is soshe has an excuse to invite marco over to “”help her”” and get him doingsomething different. he never admits that it helps but she knows fromexperience it does
ax: HOOO BOY HERE COMES THE WILDCARD. i was torn betweensaying “theres an intergalactic petition to establish a restraining orderbetween ax and Every Kitchen” and “he is a culinary TREASURE” but u knowwhat?? porque no los dos. ax around food is an unrestrained force of nature. this is a canonical fact. he gathers his flavours from the world around him (literally from the entire world around him, and from under him, and sometimes from the gutter to his left) AND im gonna say that despite his unconventional pantry choices hes actually,, not too bad at making flavours Work. unfortunately since he never has to occupy a human body for longer than 2 hours he has never had to work around the concept of “”food poisoning”” and his talents would have gone to tragic waste,, had marco not stepped in to save the day. with the help of marco’s PRACTICALITY and his handy snippets of earth advice like “the alfoil is aUTENSIL not an INGREDIENT what the FUCK AX how are u even CHEWING THAT” ax’s raw talent is skilfully tamed. together they areunstoppable. They take out several team cooking shows on network tv,once because ax famously used the kitchen’s set props as a garnish. Ax probablybriefly invests in a popup restaurant for the fun of it and meets with roaringcritical success before it is gently shut down by the well-meaning andhighly-entertained food safety authorities, on account of his questionableingredient choices. Notable exchanges in the restaurant’s brief andspectacular history include the food connoisseur who located ax personally toimplore “what is this…. subtle twist of flavour? the acidic flare that tinglesin the throat and warms the belly to its deepest crevice? please aximili, umust reveal what mystery ingredient is responsible for this luxuriant gustatorysensation” “its helicopter fuel”
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Animorphs notes 8
Book 8
Ax finally gets a fucking book
Lit, Jake and Rachel got at least 2 fucking books b4 Ax got a single one
Has a prologue
Captain Nerefir
“aristh like me, a warrior-cadet,”
B/c of nepotism Aximili gets to go on the bridge
Ax accidentally rammed the captain
Ax specifically says people tolerated him b/c they like Elf
Can andalites live to be 200 yrs old?
Z-Space is white and empty
Ax got caught talkin shit
“Slowly Nerefir turned his two main eyes to ward me. He was a frightening old Andalite. A great warrior. A great hero. Elfangor's idol. <Ah, it's the ruffian. The wild brat who knocked me over.> He nodded. <Old Hoof and Tail, is it? Well. I kind of like the name.> He slowly winked one eye at Elfangor. <I suppose we'll have to let the ruffian live.>”
Heh
Ax is mad that babies arent allowed to fight
Blue-green grass
Huh, bout a hundred warriors on the main ship
The DOme has emergency engines
The implication that tailless bipeds are very very rarely encountered by andalites
The kids take Ax to a movie
A scifi movie instead of anything else that might represent humans better
Ax has 3 hearts, narrow shoulders, thin arms and legs
Ax’s human morph has clothing, sure it’s dna based totally
“Prince Jake is large and pale in color with brown hair. Cassie is shorter and darker in color, with darker brown hair. Marco is also shorter and medium color, with long brown hair. Rachel is taller and pale and has yellow hair.”
Marco is not pale or light skin
Marco does not think taking Ax into public spaces is a good idea. Last time whent terribly so he’s got a point.
Jake insists on the team needing to take a break
These binches are apparently too good to rent some movies
There is disagreement over teh outfit Rachel picked
Ax is shit at pretending to be human
Also video rental was a much better idea
Ax could easily be killed with antifreeze, he’d just chug the whole bottle
Also Ax has a separate diary/travel brochure he’s writting
Ax is a bad spy
Oh hey! Its like that half thought out plan from book 7 gets a lot of people killed like I thought it would
Jake is really bad at considering some shit like maybe the aliens doing a secret invasion and controlling a decent amount of the police force might just murder the fuck outta the witnesses
Rachel’s the only human on the team to consider that maybe the yeerks have ways to prevent the truth from getting out
Ax and Rachel the only people on this team with fucking foresight
Ax there is need to know info that helps people fight, keeping info is a good way to get people killed
Ax thinks the rituals are pointless but does them anyway
“<From the water that gave birth to us,> I said, and dipped my right forehoof into the water. It was the beginning of the morning ritual. <From the grass that feeds us,> I said, and moved back to crush a small tuft of grass beneath the same hoof.>
<For the freedom that unites us.> I spread my arms wide. <We rise to the stars.> I looked with all four of my eyes at the rising sun.
I bowed low. <Freedom is my only cause. Duty to the people, my only guide. Obedience to my prince, my only glory.>
I hesitated. Tobias had landed in the tree above. <The destruction of my enemies, my most solemn vow.>
I straightened up again, then assumed the fighting stance. <I, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Andalite warrior-cadet, offer my life.>
With that, I drew my tail blade forward and pressed it against my own throat. Then I relaxed my tail. This was the part of the ritual that called for contemplation. You were supposed to think about the parts of the ritual and ask yourself if you were living up to all of it.”
Fuck the law
Ax acquires a rattlesnake
A rattlesnake strike is faster than what an andalite can perceive
Jake thinks Ax can be taken to school with no problems
Shorm=tailblade, true friend
Jake… you have relatives at that school who’d spot that lie in a heartbeat
No, andalites are just fucking nudists
Ax is really bad at passing as a normal human, very very bad
Mr. Pardue is controlled by a yeerk, the yeerk is dying of starvation
Rachel and Marco don’t really like or pretend to be friendly with Aximili
Jake tasks Marco with getting info from Aximili, Marco would rather the sneaky route but Jake wants to make it honest and friendlike
Have these middle schoolers never watched like crime movies? What did they think would happen to the witnesses.
Marco moved back into the suburbs after his dad got his shit together
Marco’s dad is working from home b/c he sprained his ankle
Aximili just fucks around with someone else’s computer without asking
Aximili does not seem concerned that he’s potentially gotten Marco’s dad in trouble with teh yeerks
“There are always at least two moons in our sky. And when all four moons are in the night sky, it is nearly as bright as day.”
Andal moons, also probably the reason why andalites have shit night vision
Ax is gonna give people some weird impressions about Jake
Cassie’s dad is balding and wears glasses
Cassie’s parents are dorks and approve of Jake
Cassie’s family doesn’t pray before eating, Jake’s does
Got Tobias to help on his solo mission to send a message home
“<Who is this?> the Andalite demanded. <This is a high-security link. You are not an authorized sender. State your name and location.>
<My name is Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. Brother of Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul. Son of Noorlin- Sirinial-Cooraf and Forlay-Esgarrouth-Maheen.>”
Names
“Lirem-Arrepoth-Terrouss. Head of the Council. Veteran of more battles than I could count. His appearance on the screen would have made me lose concentration, but I was too awed to dare.”
An important deer
...the war started like 26 yrs ago? I’m gonna go with the Chronicles Books on that
Well at least we have another name to pin on the fucked up hork situation
Also Ax is coerced into taking the blame for Elfangor’s crime
“<Aximili-kala,> my father said. It was his nickname for me.”
That’s cute
A yeerk cuts off Ax’s communications
Eslin, Derane, yeerk names
Eslin is pissed off at Visser 3 for the death of their friend and in revenge is fucking up plans and getting people killed
Gives Ax the location and time of where Visser 3 feeds his host for an assassination
Rachel is not about to be an andalite’s pawn
Andalites do have distinctive hoof prints
Andalites have a distinctive scent
Hork-Bajir are warmblooded
So a rattlesnake can slither away faster than an andalite can react to a bite
Ax’s suicide mission is interrupted by the rest of the kids
Visser 3 bailed from Alloran and escaped
Alloran begs to be killed instead of morphing and escaping, b/c as we know, andalites are quitters
So there’s yeerks invading the homeworld
None of the kids try carrying Alloran away or killing him
I’m pretty sure the Nahara never come up again, which means I can ignore that
Ax finally answers teh question of how he eats to the kids and decides to be more open with them
This book has an epilouge
Does Eslin 359, controlling Gary Kozlar, friend of deceased Derane 344 ever come back up again?
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