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sparklingbluerose · 2 years

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What If... #1

Genshin Impact is a popular game in Twisted Wonderland, and recently a new banner has been released. You are a 5 Star Character. What happens then?

A/N: Let me just start a damn taglist TvT

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TW: None! A bit of cursing on my side XD also some things maybe wrong since i haven't played Genshin in a while! I HOPE I DIDN'T PUT ANYTHING "SHE" RELATED I'M SORRY–

GN! (Y/N) 《Other Genders Will Also Be Made》

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Riddle Roseheart:

His team used to have Yanfei as DPS.

But look at that, your banner caught his eye.

Mans just did a bit of research on your character and DAMN, he pulled immediately.

Your skill and burst was best for him, he literally thought it was so cool and needed to get you.

Though he'd be a little raging tomato if he lost the 50/50 to Qiqi, he still managed to get you anyways.

Still has Yanfei on the team, expect you're now DPS.

Literally took him only 5 minutes to level you to 90, hell he was glad he won't spend hours grinding for your ascension materials, he already had them STOCKED.

He's not that good at dodging please help him.

Always has a healer or a shielder in his team with you, kinda hates it hearing your fallen line and death.

Sometimes it be like that, but he actually built you well. Tries to get your constellations on your rerun, and ended up with a C1 (Y/N) ♡

At least he got one, i'll give him that. Does like, 10K damage with you. Trey helped him choose the right artifacts.

Knows decent about it but honestly once tried to give Kaeya Diluc's artifacts. Please don't let him play alone.

Always struggled with regisvines as a noob player, but now that he got you with him he'll never die.

Also bought a (Y/N) figurine but let's not get to that...

Trey Clover:

Xiangling main turned (Y/N) main.

Kinda funny how he somehow manages to pull you twice in the same 10 pull out of sheer luck–

Makes an effort to build you since you're a 5 star. Doesn't mind much but he loves admiring your attacks.

Like omg you do more damage than any asian mother's slipper hitting your face. Went to spiral abyss on floor 10, obliterated every enemy almost in seconds with you.

Please i headcannon him to always feed you even if your health bar is more than half full. I love it.

Maybe sometimes stops moving just to hear your idle/chat voice lines. He'd be like "Aw ♡ you're nice". Then proceed to keep admiring your design like Mihoyo given a 5 star rating.

Once went Co-op with Cater just as he finished doing commissions and just went feral when he saw you–

"Trey omg!? Her banner just started 30 minutes ago!"

Yes Cater, we know. He's been saving up for his moment.

Checked to see if you have any voice lines about Xiangling and you do, you're besties. He loves you more now.

Probably triple crowned you, who knows.

Cater Diamond:

LMAO he got you 7 minutes before your banner ended.

Yes, he basically used up all his wishes tryna pull for Ayaka last time and lost the 50/50. Oh well, he got you.

Suprised NRC entirely when you came out honestly. You being the absolute heaven you are. He actually pulled for you like a few times until he had like one ten pull left.

Probably searched for a (Y/N) summoning ritual and watched some.

And yay, he went over to your nation archon's statue of the seven and pulled there. Screamed when he got a gold.

Literally skipped and just saw you in all your glory.

Time to build! He may have stolen some artifacts from a character but...they were probably useless to him now.

Probably took you out on expeditions all the time just so he could raise friendship lvl and know more about you.

Will Co-op and show off his lvl 90 (Y/N). Don't stop him, he's so happy. Try not to let him know about your C6 (Y/N).

I'm talking to all of you damn wHaLes–

Anyways, since he hated Childe's guts for trying to put chaos upon Liyue he beat him up with you LMAO

Really thinks you're cool and bought a lot of merch. Cause he does tons of damage with you why not? Dedicated simp.

His phone case is basically fanart of you and your burst.

Ace Trappola:

Built your vision build instead of physical.

Doesn't wanna admit it but also tested you out and made you climb some mountains...you know it, Genshin players. Tried it with Lisa, gonna try it with you.

I also think he'd be the type to nonchalantly reply to your chat lines or burst. When you say your burst he be like...

"Damn go off, (Y/N). Kick some ruin guard ass."

Somehow manages to make decent damage with you even though he's kind of shit with building. Pretty okay.

Isn't much of the type to help other players, but when he got you almost immediately he was in a good mood and built you to help others too.

Lvl 79 (Y/N) vs Lvl 40 Cryo Regisvine...

Yes i said 79, man didn't even bother for 80. Mans too lazy to keep leveling excuse me..

HELP HE SHIPS YOU WITH HIMSELF/HIS TRAVELER–

He's the kinda guy to probably secretly look up (Y/N) x Traveler fanart or fanfiction by secret.

Still doesn't know how to get your good ending in your hangout event..somehow always ends up making you sad and absolutely despises it.

Always uses emojis to chat with Deuce, what a mood.

Deuce Spade:

The one who goes to your lines in the menu and listens to everyone single one including your battle voice lines. Only a legend like him wouldn't get lazy listening to it all...

Doesn't have your own weapon, but he gave you a pretty good 4 star weapon anyway. More decent than Ace.

Is very troubled with certain bosses but since you're now his main life made everything for him so much easier.

Came back immediately and maxed you out to 90.

Doesn't have any of your constellations but pretty fine for him to have a C6 Qiqi.

I can feel his pain of gacha luck but wowie...you love him.

And so you came home. Pairs you up in a team with the two best Genshin characters he ships you with + a healer LMAO.

You may be doing 900 dmg but he has never been more proud of himself to actually be doing damage. Until he found out he forgot to level your talents and artifacts...Ace laughed at him so much.

"Shut it you orange you can't even properly use Beidou–"

Really shut him up so well that time.

When he met you in the archon quest, he could not be any happier and would be the player who screenshots that moment with their favs and stay until they have to go :(

Okay but when he saw an epic (Y/N) cutscene HE COULDN'T HELP BUT SCREAM IN HIS ROOM–

That scene remains played in his head the entire month.

Definitely had looked at some fanfiction with Ace lmao..

Leona Kingscholar:

Doesn't main, hell never even planned to pull for you.

But since our ultimate (Y/N) simp, Ruggie, was not taking any of that bullshit from him lol.

Made a bet with him and purposely won so the lazy lion would pull for you. And he reluctantly did. Even though you're a 5 star he used to think you weren't that good.

Until he watched some videos and now keeps you in his main team with Gorou XD

Doesn't Co-op, but did so once when Ruggie and Jack wanted to play together with him.

Gets chills when he activates your burst, it's so good.

The animation lives in his mind forever. Memorized your splash art and definitely knows your entire design.

Crowned you, triple crowned lol. You are respected.

Won't admit it but got attached to you and used you for everything. Expedition, cooking, fighting, even MINING–

He grew on you and you should be happy ♡

Never does his commissions but when he saw your story quest, he didn't want to do it but went like "whatever" and did it anyway XD

May or may not have also bought (Y/N) merch..

Ruggie Bucchi:

Since he's broke of course he's an F2P.

Saved for an entire year until your banner came. You were already guaranteed so uh...congrats bruv.

He only has a bunch of 4 star characters and weapons, but has Itto and Tighnari so it's pretty much fine. Look he love those two so much BAHAHA–

A good player. Doesn't have insane gacha luck but manages to at least get the characters he wants everytime.

You're the only one with 5 star artifacts because um favoritism ♡ just like my Kaeya TvT..

Somehow zooms through the entire exploration of the nation you reside in and it's all 100% TvT

I wish i was less lazy to actually be playing Genshin rn..

When someone slanders you they 'bout to be prepared, their food is going to get taken the next day at the cafeteria.

A pretty nice player, helps others but not often.

His favorite thing to do is probably explore Sumeru around with you, and screenshot a photo of you and Tighnari, the fluffy ear boi beside each other.

When he's in a bad mood literally goes to auto join Co-op and take stuff without asking and only say thanks LMAO–

Like pls stop and just ask first oh my God.

Fears nothing. Just has a resting bitch face while playing.

Jack Howl:

Softie alert.

Doesn't know much about you since you were just released but you're from his favorite nation so why not?

Probably wanting to save for Scaramouche but...

He still has enough time for the update, so just prays and of course, with the blessing of the archons he got you. Thinks your idle animations and entertainment.

OKAY but when he finally finished Sumeru he just remembered you had a hangout event. Man rlly just forgot to do it.

Thinks you're fun to play. Help he kicked Raiden's ass with you and just you no healers or anything whatsoever–

Just a lvl 70 (Y/N) coming to beat God's ass ToT...normal..

Don't ask how he even got through the second phase, it took him around a few tries but managed to do it.

Co-ops with ADeuce + Epel pretty often.

If he was ever a youtuber w/ the other three they'd probably do stuff like "Smashing Teyvat With Four (Y/N)s" LOL

Likes Itto since he's buff and has a cool personality, so he's still in his team but (Y/N) remains superior.

Probably apologizes when you die aww TvT ♡

Because he also has Zhongli always shields you. Even if there's no fight like man does it to make sure you're safe.

Subscribes to Voltyea, ItsPaikon, Tuonto & Antonychenn. Awesome Genshin youtubers, you should too ;)

Azul Ashengrotto:

Sigh, look man....he..

He thinks you're hot. Like went wide eyed at your banner even after he thought Ayato was the best.

Also saw people using you and those players were strong af. Really likes it when you just burst it down in one go, like man he wants a (Y/N) like that.

Doesn't have much luck in pulling so spent money since there was only a few days left for your banner sgsjgsvis–

If you also have another character skin in the future you'd bet he'd buy it too. Would like how you look in anything ♡

Co-ops with the tweels + Idia. They have to carry him lol.

The only player that loves fighting Oceanid all the time.

Switches to walk mode sometimes and loves seeing you walkng like oh my God, fictional simp.

Has an all Hydro team, please don't ask why. I headcannon him to be a little inexperienced, but as time goes on he picks it up real fast and slowly gets really good.

So yeah. Usually ends up with over 5 million mora so if you fight him prepare for consequences.

Sometimes toxic people Co-op with him.

But he knows how to fight back. Shows them his (Y/N) build and they shut up.

Here's to a (Y/N) that does a shit ton of damage.

Jade Leech:

As people always say, insane gacha luck.

I wouldn't know who he mains but probably between some sort of tall handsome character or hydro character. Ayato? Zhongli? Childe? Never know.

Has every character in the game except the ones that he doesn't want. Definition of whale. Probably has C6 of almost every character.

Also another boy that crowns you cause why not ♡

Very good at bosses and dodging. This mischievous ass also makes you climb mountains...God save you, (Y/N).

Sometimes just makes you stop moving and keep his focus on you, staring right through the screen as if he thinks that would magically isekai you into TWST–

...Yeah, i'll make this a fanfic for another time.

Does your hangout event and attempts to get all endings.

And by your guessing, he might have did so. Yes, he did. All of the endings. It took a few hours but he did it.

Likes dragging hilichurls to the water and using Raiden or any electro character to electrocute them. Finds amusement in it. Mother i'm scared.

Waiting for the harbingers to get them all. I just feel the connection...for some reason. Really scary but hot vibes.

Floyd Leech:

Probably has multiple accounts, all in which have you in it.

Doesn't main you, but keeps you. He just wants to have you around. Made you a sub DPS.

I can see both him and Jade playing spiral abyss. Might rage a few times if he doesn't get 3 stars but cools down a bit after attempting one or two more times.

"Ne~ (Y/N), do your idle animation again."

Always says that when he's bored and used up all his resin. Reminds of that meme–

That guy poking a rock with a stick saying the same thing.

Anyways, plays Genshin all night usually. Finds entertainment in playing you and sometimes dares himself to even be using only you fighting weekly bosses AHHH–

Likes to put Klee, the destructive child and Kaeya, the handsome sly man with you in a team.

Got lazy to get your ascension materials for lvl 902 but when it was your birthday guess he wanted to do it somewhat as a birthday present lol.

Why do i feel like he watches (Y/N) MMD dances–

Kalim Al Asim:

Loves playing Genshin so much! Thinks it's fun.

Doesn't like seeing his characters die so probably makes a lot of food in advance before fighting bosses and stuff.

Overall shit player but gets better little by little! Sometimes forgets he gave you a 3 star weapon so quickly exits the domain just to put it back c'mon ToT

Likes using the wind glider with you probably. Reminds him of his flying carpet and thinks the plunge is cool.

Tell him to stop spending all his money for primos :>

Like you can spend in this game, yes but man probably wanted all the characters + you so bad he kinda spent over 20,000 madol the whole year...

Triple crowned C6 (Y/N). OH GOD.

Not to worry, Jamil stopped him though. A good sport. His (Y/N) does like 200 with burst damage. Had to learn about talents and stuff–

And yay he's no longer shit /j

I'm not a Kalim slander, okay don't be mad XD

I just play Genshin like a few days every month to a year so i have no idea how anything works anymore save me.

Pretty good at doing the time challenges, somehow ended up beating the ascension quest at the electro hypostasis with one second left–

His (Y/N) does 20K ♡ while my Kaeya does so much less ♡

Heart been broke so many times.

Jamil Viper:

A really good player, probably somewhat like Jade. At the start he probably mained Kaeya or something. Went straight to Diluc when he got him.

But boy oh boy you hit different cause you're (Y/N).

An F2P or a low spender, somewhere like that. Memorized all patterns and phases of Raiden, Childe & Signora.

Since he's okay it may just take him uh...probably around 10-15 minutes to beat up Raiden with you.

Once went across a (Y/N) slander account online.

God knows how or when that account got deleted but whohoo they're gone :)

Likes using you, takes you out on expeditions and God who knew he'd use your burst to kill Timmie's pigeons. Well he just saw a video about it and tried it haha bullying–

Probably went in a small state of shock seeing you in the archon quest like HELLO?? (Y/N) SIMPS ASSEMBLE??

Seeing you do all that big ass jumping and being hot..

Kinda reminded him of a second Eula or Zhongli idk–

So basically, probably tried to get some constellations on your rerun but it's up to you to know how much he got.

...C1.

Vil Schoenheit:

Time where he actually likes a character design other than Kokomi or Raiden.

Pretty much pulled for you and yea all that whatnot, we all know he'd get you XD if he has his eyes on something you'd bet he deserves to have it.

And there you are, lvl 90 (Y/N) in all it's glory.

Since doesn't have enough primogems or fates he asked Idia what weapon you should be using. Also asked for one that would be aesthetically pleasing for your character.

Crit Rate 65.3%– he's a chill player.

Mihoyo releases a new (Y/N) skin? Yes. He'll get it if he really likes it, but if it's you he'd still take it anyway. I mean like you're his best character and all, so gotta make it worth.

Never goes broke on mora #2. If being broke ever crossed your mind to him then you're very wrong.

Actually as rich in game as in real life, damn.

Not a whale though, maybe just a dolphin. Likes Yunjin too so has her with you. I'm jealous of his team, jk.

Like he ain't gonna be number two in anything, sissy.

Probably audibly gasped when he witnessed Venti get kicked by La Signora but went "Omg slay" after–

Whoever said (Y/N) is trash, he'll prove them wrong.

Rook Hunt:

I'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DAMAGE–

Bro just started playing Genshin like for a few hours and already got himself a good Lisa build...

...Speedy thunder weird creature is this man?

Though higher AR means stronger enemies he does not give a shit and will absolutely fight back with his awesome skills. Took himself to Adventure Rank 60. UNLIKE ME–

Knows how to save unlike you guys and got you on your banner when he heard of your release.

Loves playing you honestly. He made you so well–

Better than any other (Y/N) main could possibly do. Yours does 15K? Bruh, this hunter does 30K ToT

Teach me your ways master Rook. Earlier about Ace and Deuce i said they read fanfiction right? Well, this guy is the one who makes the fanfiction.

Wastes no time to download Twisttpad on his laptop and his fingers typed so quick even Raiden was INFERIOR.

...Okay lame reference but at least i got that out of my head.

Doesn't give a care, even if he had a lvl 40 (Y/N) with the most terrible build ever he'd be using that in Co-op boss fights. And oh my sevens–

Somehow everyone else who was like lvl 70-80 died and he solos it and somehow manages to kill it and survive. Jade may be a good dodger, but this man is the GOD of dodging.

Never underestimate no matter how hard it may be.

Well he brought some food with him anyways. Often plays with Vil and Epel.

Epel Felmier:

PLS– the first years are literally going feral debating about which one of them has the best (Y/N).

Until Epel comes out with his and they go pikachu shocked.

Of course he didn't do it alone with his own experience. Trusted Rook to help him with it and man did it work wonders. Probably uses healer artifacts for you...why–

Well unless you ARE a healer then yay, you'll be replacing his dear 'ol Barbara.

Keeps Beidou because y e s. He chose it himself.

The fact that he's actually the most normal Genshin player in the entire fandom of Genshin makes it hilarious. Please stop bringing lvl 1 characters to lvl 90 domains–

But i once did that myself, could say it was fun though...

Much like Deuce and Jamil...and less like Vil, he is very vulgar when someone trash talks you.

Literally spits it in their face that his (Y/N) is better than your Diluc. Will not stand for any mean slander. Loves you and forever does.

Always keeps a healer like Barbara or Kokomi even if he replaces them with you, he'll probably go like...

"Alright, now protect my (Y/N). Okay?" CUTE AHDGSHW–

Kinda sad when he finds out you're shipped with other Genshin characters. Then shakes it off afterwards, he isn't gonna fall in love with a fictional charater sadly.

You're his main DPS, naturally. He didn't crown you tho.

Didn't because he doesn't have any lol. Barely plays Genshins on weekdays, usually on weekends and maybe rarely Friday too.

Idia Shroud:

The Genshin God of TWST and the biggest whale.

Don't even start on you. Just a bit of grinding and leveling, boom C6 lvl 90 (Y/N) with your weapon.

Maxed out right artifacts and triple crowned. Don't ask. The only C6 he doesn't have is Kaeya, Lisa and Amber. Look even he has his own hardships. C2 Kaeya though.

Insanely good at patterns and dodging.

One-faces La Signora regularly with no problems. Even more so he loves using you for looking hot while fighting.

His room is half-filled with (Y/N) posters, plushies, figurines, etc. you name it. Never forgets daily commissions and uses only you because he's a gamer God lol.

Has Diluc, Fischl, Barbara & Jean's other skins. And if you also have one he'll be the 3rd to have it (Azul & Vil yknow)...

Never underestimate an otaku and pro gamer.

Probably plays challenges with Lilia on a live stream like who can kill Raiden the fastest, who can kill a cryo resgisvine without breaking the corrolla, stuff like that...

It always ends so intense that fans are going crazy smh.

And sometimes there's a catch that they only have to use one or two characters. Both always use you LMAO–

Always expect better things each day in his streams.

Ortho Shroud:

Usually watches instead of plays, but Idia encouraged him to play so both could have fun.

He pulled you and Kequing ♡ first two 5 stars.

Of course a pro gamer as well like, he gives me those player vs AI robot battle vibes so much– except he's the AI and not actually bad TvT

Has lots of fun in the archon quests and weekly bosses. Expect him to get to Raiden's second face in 5 seconds.

Mihoyo has no idea wtf happened and how he did it.

Always helps other players! And when streaming, he also sometimes joins Idia and Lilia in playing. Who knows, maybe Cater as well if he has time.

Best (Y/N) build next to Idia you wouldn't believe it.

Not a C6, but somewhere near that. He'd probably get it if you get a rerun.

Also probably gives players good gacha luck and like damn thank him properly. Even if he has no idea what's going on he'll say "you're welcome" anyways.

Finds spiral abyss fun. Obtained a Xiangling and he felt happy about that.

Will literally find excitement in anything about you–

You're a 5 star. How nice! You give bonuses when cooking? That's awesome~ He's such a sunshine omg..

Loves your hangout event. Finished it immediately.

You are a character to be appreciated. Everyone agrees!

Malleus Draconia:

HE'S SO SHIT AT THIS GAME HELP LMAO–

Mostly finds the artifacts very confusing. Which ones should be used for (Y/N)? Should Lisa use travelling doctor? What does the +0 mean?

Lilia is always there to explain, and Malleus slowly understands. When i say slow, very slow.

But we'll be getting there soon nonetheless.

Amused when he pulled a 5 star which was you– like man didn't even try for the standard banner.

Wants to see if he'll get a limited character and he did. Probably has like three or four 5 star characters overall.

Does 5K damage, but that's good enough for him he says.

Probably the only TWST character that is most invested and interested in the Genshin lore. Maybe even your backstory, who knows.

If you have a really sad backstory like the others...

He'll feel bad. Always tries to remember it's fiction but can't stop feeling about it for you. Soft dragon.

When he first met you in game, i mean your cutscene–

He was both given a shock and wave of happiness. His favorite character is finally here! Very cool. Enjoyed the scene while it lasted and immediately ran to talk to you.

Two (Y/N)s up against each other...pff. Never does hangout events, actually too busy theorizing about Teyvat–

Just like anyone else. Unknown God? Celestia? The Fatui Harbingers & Tsaritsa? Expect him to be making lots of theories all the time. Sebek wholeheartedly agrees.

Lilia Vanrouge:

Not a Genshin god but could be a Genshin king probably. Another dolphin, mildly spends a little.

Pulled you on your rerun instead because he used all his primos for Zhongli. Used to main him too, always gets reminded of Malleus for some reason. Anyone else?

Doesn't even try. Can build you with his eyes closed, like do not even bLiNk and you're probably clashing dmg with Idia–

Which is why the streams are always so fun.

Co-op weekend nights with Diasomnia, in his world. He's at AR 60 and the others are probably around 50.

Will take a simple selfie with you admiring your character during the archon quest. If some epic cutscene happens he'll be very amused.

Little beastie is so strong~ he should make an entire cake dedicated to you! That's it.

Doesn't understand why everyone stopped him though.

Poor guy still doesn't know his cooking is shit but he tries– Also the one who makes the (Y/N) fanfiction.

But there's a twist to that. It's all smut. LMAO bestie doesn't even get fazed when he writes or reads lemons.

If it's you, then he gives no shit. Loves everything about your character and has a team dedicated to support you the entire time lol.

Often has to have C6 Qiqi to revive you. And probably has to always stick to Malleus incase well...stuff happens.

Overall likes your hangout event most. Good screenshots!

Sebek Zigvolt:

Very loud and obnoxious when it comes to you.

Will definitely show you off the other players with his nicely built (Y/N) thanks to Lilia, but never his first year friends because feels it's embarassing...

Manages to fight weekly bosses on his own, takes two or three tries but it's okay. He's a decent one

Imagine he bought a plushie of you and cuddles it AWW– nah that would seriously be so cute. (Y/N) simp.

Doesn't like Scaramouche for that one time he met with Traveler but wants his banner anyway...i mean, cool. Often updated with stuff and watches youtube Genshin leaks–

Asks Lilia or Silver for advice when doing puzzles.

Saw Dottore in the Sumeru trailer AND FREAKED OUT.

Another harbinger!? Damn, he'll be waiting for it. If anyonr of you want to see that trailer just message me!

Wait...are you shipped with any harbinger? Let him see.

Probably used to main someone tall and intimidating like his waka-sama...Zhongli, Kaeya, Diluc, Ayato, who knows.

Kinda felt mad when Traveler's sibling just left when they saw each other again. Hopes Genshin won't have a terrible ending and cry his crocodile tears.

Honestly same Sebek, same. Don't jinx it though.

Silver:

Used to main any hydro character or healer maybe. Thinks Kokomi is calming and cute.

But only for you he switched because like...(Y/N). That's all i have to say for you to understand. (Y/N).

Never even has to try when fighting bosses. Like–

Literally somehow obliterates them with his sheer luck. He almost falls asleep during Childe's boss fight and almost didn't manage to dodge the big whale LMAO.

Lucky he has food. Precious food for you worries. Saves some of your fanart on his phone.

So whenever he wants to sleep, he'll just look at your face and falls asleep peacefully ♡ prolly predicted you getting isekai'd in TWST so he has no problems loving you..

...Don't ask how he also has a C6 (Y/N).

Dies in the middle of an archon quest when he trials you because he just got shocked he saw you then just really stopped moving.

But oh well, that's not a problem. Say hello to steak. Or tevyat fried eggs...who knows.

Doesn't fight Raiden often. He falls asleep and dies.

Ends up snapping when he hears your soothing voice in his earphones though. Just smiles and continues playing like PLEASE I LOVE HIM HE'S SO PRECIOUS–

Mm, we love the power of (Y/N). Very delicious.

Just please always have Sebek wake him up when he falls asleep in playing, gets dejected when you die– just opens the Paimon menu everytime he feels like dozing off.

Cause y'know, Paimon's mysterious way of stopping time.

(I'M SORRY AGAIN FOR ERRORS THIS IS SO HALF ASSED..want to be added in a taglist? Just say it!)

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rotting-genshin-brain · 2 months

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Sky's Rambles

(AKA: I'm sorry to whoever actually reads this because IDK if you'll be able to make sense of my ADHD and Autism brain clashing)

Can Lyney get a rerun already? I wanna get his weapon and C6 Lynette. Like, I'm TWO CONS OFF

That being said, the upcoming banners are 90% useless too me. I have c6 every 4 star and have both 5 stars. I might go for Kazuha's weapon but like, I don't use him enough to justify that. I don't use him at all really. I prefer Venti for CC bc he has tighter CC and longer stunlock. I think the most I use Kazuha is...my Lyney team. Tbh. I don't even think I use him much there either. I have a C6 Layla and she buffs normal and charged attacks + applies cryo and shields. I only use Kazuha if Layla is taken for another team (which is a lot...Layla is the only shielder I use really since I don't have Zhongli yet. He's the only archon I have yet to get bc I got Raiden while pulling for Cheveruse.

Tbh, I'm glad the upcoming banners are worthless to me bc I have a guarantee for Arleccino (thank you Itto for breaking my win streak. I'll 100% get you next time.)

Also, the starters are in the Chronicled Wish banner and its a higher chance of getting them bc its a smaller 4 star pool. But the thing is, I want Amber. I fucking love Amber and if they dont give her a skin soon I will riot. But like I'm only getting Lisa. I have a c4 Lisa now. I love Lisa. She's so fucking pretty and she's my second strongest starter (Kaeya...isn't built. Amber's my strongest and my only starter to hit 50k as of rn.) But like-

My starter luck is good in the worst way. I got c1 amber forever ago, bought c2 from the shop after Neuvie's banner, got c2 Lisa from singles i got FROM ASCENDING LISA and took way too long to get a c1 Kaeya.

Lynette is so pretty. Like, I have a nuzlock account and she's one of the characters on it and I'm just like

Every time because she's so pretty.

I'm not one to do this much, but Arleccino's idle leaks marked her the first Genshin character to get a "mommy" out of me. Then as a meme to my gf cause she was the one showing me: "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. -deep as I can manage voice- Father."

We fucking died.

Probably gonna make a post about my teams I have set up one of these days.

If they run arleccino with a wanderer rerun im going to simultaneously die and ascend because Im a wanderer main, but i want arleccino, but that will also mean theres a chance to get that damned bell at r2 while pulling for arleccino's weapon.

I have, 100%, called wanderer's bell Titty Remembrance bc i couldn't remember how to spell Tuttulyas whatever and I gave up.

My favorite no resin things to do with friends:

Bootleg windtrace: hide and seek but we have to chase each other and its fucking terrifying half the time

Randomizer: i spin a boss wheel i spin a character wheel. Assign characters and try to beat the boss with said characters. Reroll if the boss is immune only if the character is catalyst. Cue confused and terrified screaming for bosses that you don't know the mechanics of. It's more fun when using someone's world who has all bosses open. (Thats the only reason I soloed lvl 90 Raiden with a lvl 40 Dori and a lvl 60 Candace.)

I'll add to this later with reposts.

#add tags to help people find your post #tumblr #tumblr I dont think i want that #this is a mess #genshin impact #arleccino is hot and I need her to make the worst fucking team ever since 3/4 of them are dps characters #4/4 if lynette is c6

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miyaur · 1 year

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Tbh it was like super hard but my bf helped me a bit (cause he refused to bring me luck for pull unless it was for the dual character so yeah)

But we share that struggle and that with Seele/white haired guy

Gonna pull for Baizhu/Kaveh and Candace (like the perfect compo of characters cause I got none… yeah pulled my last wishes on Candace and got everyone on that banner included the 5star.., but her. The only one I wanted. This time she won’t evade me, I hope)

Let’s just cross our fingers (I’ll let ya know how it goes, if you want)

🐈‍⬛

bro.... you have a bf!??!? i in my 18 years of life have never been affectionate lik that with anyone. if you will ask me how do i write if its like that: um... i use my imagination irresponsibly YES LEMME KNOW HOW IR GOES!!! and for me, i pull for both (im poor), like every wish i gain i go first from baizhu then ganyu then baizhu then ganyu, i dont rly give a fuck about the game atp honestly, i triple crowned my faves (eula, yelan, raiden, zhongli and klee), theyre all atleast at c1 too, and bro listen listen, atleast you got a 5 star, last time i only got candace, she is c6 + lots and lots of stardust. GOODLUCK ON UR PULLS THO !!!!

#angelism.delusions #i have not lost a 50/50 since #shenhes first rerun #giglges

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litchi-tea · 3 years

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CRYO WIFE CAME HOME~!! 💖✨🎉

#Genshin Impact #It's only cause of luck that I have her at c1 #the only reason she's gonna stay c1 is cause I want to use the rest of my wishes for Klee's rerun and Kazuya #as long as I pull one I can worry about constellations in the reruns #I also got really lucky n pulled Luc and Ningguang jiejie #so he's at c5 and she's at c3 :3 #I am manifesting Eula for ya'll rn!!! I hope she comes home to you soon!!#💖💖💖

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mrpenguinpants · 3 years

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Xiao: Fainting HCS

FUCK. I FORGOT TO POST THIS EARLIER. AHHHH. I HAVE WORK IN LIKE 2 MINUTES SO I’LL BE BACK TO REPLY TO EVERYONE.

Hey anon! So sorry it took me forever to finish writing this but good luck if you’re planning on pulling Xiao. I really wanted to finish writing this fic as an offering to the gacha gods that c1 xiao wants to bless me (even tho that’s not gonna happen). But good luck to everyone rolling today^^.

Disclaimer: I have not watch anything about Xiao because my hype can only take so much. This was written before 1.3. So if I get anything wrong or I’m missing something. That’s why.

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Can I just say how far Xiao has come in my writing since the first part of the semi series? Sniff, feel like we’re making character development for a character that’s not even out yet. I can’t wait for mihoyo to take my HCS and rip them apart.

Xiao Semi Series

[ Friendship ] [ Falling in Love ] [ Cuddles ] [ Protective ] [ Affection ] [ Jealously ] [ Opposites Attract ] [ String Of Fate (Soulmate) ]

[Masterlist]

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Xiao: Fainting HCS

Instant panic mode engaged. If you’ve ever doubted his adepti power of swiftness you’re about to be mistaken. He’s noticed that you seem a bit out of it but brushed it off as you being tired from your recent journey. If there was anything bothering you, you would tell him. But as he turned around to greet you back, it seems like time is slowing down for him. He sees how your eyes glazed over and become unfocused. The muscles in your body snap and you drop to the ground. He can feel his blood run cold as past memories that have been waiting to jump at him suddenly claw at him but he doesn’t even register them. He’s already running towards you.

He’s already caught you in his arms before you can even meet the wooden floor. His brain is racing as he quickly checks your pulse to make sure you didn’t suffer from a heart attack or a curse. He makes a quick search over your body to check for any injuries, he can already feel the red hot iron of anger fill his system at the thought of someone trying to take advantage of you or threaten you. He’s usually logical in these types of situations, even the death of Rex Lapis didn’t shock him this much, but he’s been battling his conflicting feelings ever since he met you. But now that he’s finally accepted you and himself, he wouldn’t know what to do if anything happened to you. His mind flashes to Guizhong before he shakes away the thought.

It doesn’t occur to him that you might be sick as he tries to shake you awake. Whatever teachings Guizhong and Morax have taught him fly out the window as he holds you so close to his chest, he’s pretty sure his grip on you is bruising. He knew mortal souls weren’t as strong as adepti and staying around one might cause sickness or even worse- death. Was this his fault? He can feel the drop in his stomach as he tries to reign in his emotions and powers, not here.

Verr almost screams when Xiao breaks the wooden ceilings and lands in front of her. She’s scared that there was a monster outbreak or something was wrong with Xiao before she notices your passed out form in his arms. As much as she likes to joke around and thinks your relationship with Xiao is cute, she knows that if anything came to seriously harm you she wouldn’t able to calm Xiao before he goes on a rampage. You mean so much to him and he hasn’t opened his heart to anyone except you.

She can tell he’s nearly past his breaking point as he looks at her with dilated eyes as he asks, no commands, her to help you. It’s such whiplash to her. Xiao’s always been polite and reserved that she almost forgets he used to be a demon slaying Yaksha, but this isn’t the time for her to worry about that. She quickly leads him to the backroom since there’s no way Xiao wouldn’t bite any hand that comes near you. Bless Verr’s heart since this isn’t the first time she’s had to handle Xiao’s outbreaks that she manages to save face and contact a doctor that was staying at the inn to look at you. She does feel a bit bad for the doctor who looks like he’s about to piss himself in fear as Xiao growls and watches the doctors every move with piercing yellow eyes.

Xiao is still wary when the doctor and Verr try to calm him down and examine you more closely, always flinching back whenever their hands get too close to you, letting out a dangerous hiss whenever there’s the slightest twitch of discomfort in your face when the doctor feels your heated forehead. As soon as the doctor concludes that you’ve been sick for the past few days and your body just needs to heal itself and recharge, the tension on Xiao’s shoulder loosens and the suffocating aura that’s been filling the room slowly filters out. Verr can’t help but sigh in relief but can’t bring herself to scold Xiao for breaking the inns roof as she watches him look over your form with worried eyes as he softly nudges your cheek. He’s still holding you but his grip has loosen slightly as he rests his forehead against yours. He breathes a sigh of relief as he rubs small circles in your hand. Xiao’s never been the most affectionate or shown to be the most caring but you’ve seriously scared him. She quietly leaves him be and closes the door as she begins to prepare to fix the damages.

Xiao never leaves your side as he waits for you to wake up. He can’t help but berate himself for not confronting you. The doctor said you would be fine but he can’t but imagine your body falling in a more violent scene. He quickly shakes those thoughts away as he paces around the room, sits besides you, then goes back to pacing. Usually he would go on a walk or beat his aggression out but he doesn’t want to leave you alone should you awake early.

Xiao doesn’t ramble about his day while you’re asleep, instead he just observes your features and the small movements you make to remind him that you’re okay. How your chest moves up and down as you breath or how your eyes sometimes scrunch in sleep. You’ve made him almost trip when you did it the first time since he thought you were waking up. He can’t help but think back to his fellow Yaksha’s and what they would say if they saw the way he was acting now.

Since his panic attack has mostly subsided he’s found himself growing more curious. He’s still worried about you but he’s managed to reason with himself that you’re okay, just sick which he’s going to scold you a bit for when you awake, so he softly brushes his fingers across your face. Before snatching his hand away in embarrassment. What the hell is he doing? Guizhong would slap him sideways if she saw him now. He huffs at himself as he deflates a little and rests his head on the bed beside your head. He’s patient. He will wait when your ready to wake up.

When you suddenly gain consciousness, it feels as if the entire world is weighing you down. You slowly blink open your eyes to see a worried Xiao hovering over you, his hands awkwardly in the air since he’s not sure if it’s okay to touch you.

“How are you feeling?” Xiao asks as his eyes dart all over the place before resting on your face. You’re still a bit out of it but you can tell he must have been really worried. You try to give him a small smile but with how scuffy you feel you can bet it’s not a pretty picture.

“Like I got slammed with one of Zhongli’s meteors,” you tried to laughed before coughing as Xiao quickly pressed a cup of water to your lips. Slowly letting you drink and calm down.

“If you have time to make jokes then you’re alright” Xiao sighs before his features change slightly. His eyes glaze over in concern as a small frown appears. He really does look like a kicked kitten as he slumps over as the stress finally lifts as he feels your hand softly run through his hair.

“Sorry,” you say, he must have been so stressed out while you were passed out for him to look so exhausted. He simply nudges into your hand before turning his face to kiss your palm,

“There’s no need for apologies. I’m...just glad you’re okay,” Xiao mumbles before he’s back to pressing his head into your stomach. You can’t help but smile delicately as you reach over and bring Xiao up with you until he’s lying over you as you hug him gently. There’s a bit of shuffling before you’re able to spoon him as he let’s himself relax after the two day panic attack he just went through.

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When you’ve fully recovered Xiao seems to hover around you a bit more. Well not a bit, a lot more, but no one has the heart to tell him that. It’s actually kind of adorable seeing the aloof and reserved adepti seem to follow you around like a loss duckling. Making sure you’re okay and you’re not overworking yourself. He still keeps his tough demeanor but you seriously gave him a big scare.

When Zhongli and Childe come over for their weekly visits of tea, they were aware that Xiao had locked himself in a room to watch over you and anyone that even stepped near the door would be skewered with a spear - and Verr would make them pay for the damages (Zhongli) and whatever consequences Xiao saw fit (Childe) - but they are happy to see you’re okay. You all fall back into your usual rhythm of conversation or Childe trying to get a rise out of Xiao while you and Zhongli talk about how lovely the weather’s been.

Zhongli let’s you in on some details that Xiao or Verr never mentioned while Childe and Xiao are fighting about who knows what. How Xiao wouldn’t leave your side or that he resembled a kicked kitten as he nudged your hand when he thought no one was looking. He offers you some medicine herbs to help with exhaustion and to take care of yourself. Likewise, to give Xiao some pain medication on his behalf. You’re one of the few good things in Xiao’s life and he doesn’t want anything bad happening to you.

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Hmm. I didn’t mean to but I totally believe in the dad zhongli train and I think Zhongli basically just gave you his blessing? Maybe I’m thinking too hard on this haha.

Maybe this is better? Trying to figure out writing styles are hard. Either way, I’m never gonna end up kicking my paragraph HCS habit haha. If you couldn’t tell, I really like feral protective but lowkey vulnerable types (coughrazorcough). Xiao is so OOC at this point I don’t even know how to fix it. Please come home Xiao.

(Edit: FUCK YEAH HE CAME HOME WITH DILUC. WE 90ED THIS BITCH AND IM ABOUT TO MAX HIS TALENTS. ILL SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL (since people have been asking) WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK)

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sakurabloom48 · 2 years

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What I think about you based on your main in genshin impact (half of these are jokes so if you think it’s mean, it’s probably a joke <3)

traveler- your basic, probably under appreciated and either have no siblings, or older siblings that you never see (you guys are chill and fun to have around)

amber- you like bunnies and are fun to be around (i love your energy 😭)

kaeya- you have daddy issues and are a simp… and very flirty (istg the ones ive meet are)

lisa- simp for the wife’s… dont tell me other wise, or jean simps (yall are strong tho…)

Jean- you either are never online, shes your only 5*, or

Diluc- you probably have him at C1, have an annoying sibling, or your a simp for him…

Venti- if your older you probably like wine or alcohol, if your younger you probably plan on getting drunk on your 21st b-day, or your like Barbra and worship him…

Barbara- your like Albert and simp for her, think she’s the best healer, or don’t have Jean.

Noelle- wanted itto and zhongli but didn’t get them…

Bennett- you have bad luck on 50/50’s, but I love y’all 😭, you guys are adorable

Fischl- idk… never meet one, but you guys are probably chill and fun

Eula- your family had slaves… (I’m joking) you guys probably wanted ganyu and didnt get her, but I’ve meet only one of you guys, though she was chill.

Diona- you like anime cat girls… sorry but I hate diona, she keeps coming home instead of thoma…

Razor- YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE 😭 and either loved call of the wild or other wolf things

Klee- you’ve thought about blowing up your own school once…

Albedo- marry me… you guys are into science and or alchemy, and you guys are hot… nope, your just to pure for our world ✨

Sucrose- your an albedo simp and your smart, no buts about it.

Rosaria- simp or you hate church and or don’t care about religion, and you have family who’s always bugging you about it (cough cough barbra)

Mona- F2P player who’s broke and still hasn’t bought anything from the game, good for you! Cause I’ve spent to much money on the game 🥲

Childe- zhongli simp, or you ship them and freak out when you find a zhongli main, have a bunch of money… or you simp for him and are a future scaramouche main…

Zhongli- Childe simp, ship them, same as Childe minuses the part about scaramouche. You also call xiao mains your child, kid, or son… this happens to me often sorry 🤣

Ganyu- your over powered and are a simp

Keqing- lost a 50/50 and wanted yae miko or the shogun but still stuck with keqing

Beidou- your hot… nope don’t say anything.

Chongyun- you guys have that thing for trying to talk to sprites, like popsicles, or just like the cold… idk never meet one…

Shenhe- probably also have ganyu… or wanted her, you guys are cool

Hu Tao- I lover you all!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME 😭

Xiao (imma call myself out here)- your emo… nope don’t argue… you either are or had a emo phase

Xangling- you like to cook, but I love y’all

Qiqi- either have her at c1 or higher… or wish you were dead(it’s a joke) you guys are cool lol

Yunjin- listen to her opera often

Yelan- your cool and interesting, must be a wifu collector…

Xinyan- you like rock music, idk

Ningguang- your smart!

Yanfei- wanted Klee and didn’t get her

Xingqui- like books and probably only come on for commissions and for banners you want

Kazuha- MARRY ME✨❤️😭 I love you all plz! When is his rerun plz!

Thoma- sorry but I love you guys so freaking much! Your adorable and too sweet for our world, probably simp for him but also… marry me, I love you all, I’ve meet so many of you and you guys are all the same ISTG HUG MEEEEE😭✨❤️❤️❤️

Itto(calling myself out again): again…. Marry me! But you guys (and myself) are energetic and throw ushi everywhere you go… but seriously you guys are always fun to talk to in co ops and are probably some of the nicest mains I’ve ever meet other than thoma and Bennett mains AND AGAIN HUG MEEEE 😭😭😭

Yae miko- shogun simp…

Shogun- miko simp… and over powered!!!!!

Yomiya- y’all are fun up till a itto main comes along and the you try to one up them… still love you all though 🤣❤️

Sayu- I wanna pat your heads to upset you 😈! But you probably had a sonic phase

Ayaka- your chill and type quiet elegantly, and strong 🥰

Ayato- I only know one ayato main and she’s a simp… y’all are either simps or think he’s better than Childe and fight with Childe mains once you meet them

Kokomi- ✨too✨cute✨for✨this✨world✨ and y’all are good in domains to heal us, thanks ❤️

Gorou- probably date a Kokomi main or wanted itto and didn’t get him

Sara- you guys are shogun simps and probably hate itto…

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akiisame · 3 years

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Genshin impact guide - how to into artifacts

How to into artifacts and team set.

A guide by me for my kawaii @stupidneko and whoever is in need.

Okay, so, as a word of introduction before well start with this long ass post, I’ve never wrote anything like this so be patient with me.

ALSO ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR ANY MISTAKES

In my personal opinion artifacts are more important than the characters themselves, they can turn every 4* into a main dps (yes, even amber). 50% of your DMG will come from items, then the other 50% will come from weapon, talents and the character itself, but this is a story for another post.

First let’s take a look at what kind of artifacts do we have. Each and every character have 5 slots for artifacts:

Flower of life - or just flower, for short

Plume of death - feather

Sand of eon - time watch piece

Goblet of Eonothem - goblet

Circlet of Logos - head piece

Each of the pieces have two types of stats: main stats and sub stats. The first two pieces, flower and feather, always have the same main stat.

For flower it's HP

And for feather it's ATK

Then for the rest of them it can be anything, from good main stats like this:

(The following items have high stats because most of them are on max lvl)

... to less of a good stats, like this:

Goblets also are the only artifacts that has the possibility to have element DMG bonus as the main stats:

While head piece are the only artifacts that can have CRIT DMG and CRIT rate as a main stats:

... but they too can have less of a good stats like healing bonus or DEF.

Now, to the sub stats. They can vary from less appealing stats like HP, DEF and Elemental Mastery:

To a great stats like CRIT DMG, CRIT rate and ATK:

Unfortunately that's where the tricky part comes in. You cannot chose which substats the item will have. They will randomly appear. All that's left is to cry and pray.

But how do you get more stats on your item? That's simple, you need to level it up! We call it 'enhancing'. Depending on the rarity of your item( they vary from 1* (one start) to 5*(five stars) ) there are different max lvl cap. I'll mostly focus here on the 4* and 5* items. Max lvl cap for 4* is lv16 and for 5* is lv20.

Every artifact you'll get is always lv1. To enhance an artifact you'll need mora and another artifacts. The main stats will grow with each level, but the substats will update every 4th level (so for 5* item new substats will appear on 4th, 8th,12th, 16th and 20th level). Let's take this 5* feather: Bard's Arrow Feather

As all feathers it has ATK as a main stats and quite decent substats. You can enhance it by giving it other artifacts. You can also auto add artifacts of given level (1*, 2* or below, 3* or below and 4* or below)

Or you can chose items manually if you click on the gray '+' icon. Once you do it, there will be a list of artifacts you can use for enhancing. Only items that are not given to any characters will appear here.

Let’s enhance it up by one lvl (there’s limit of pic so I can’t show it ksmosjnwk). As I said, the main stats got better, but the substats didn't change because that was only the 1st level. So now let's enhance it to lv4. Once we choose enough artifacts to enhance it to lv4 we’ll see an information that one new substat will appear. (It doesn’t always have to be new substats. Sometimes the substats that the piece already have can get a boost).

Let's see what I'll get:

... Yea, I'm going to cry.

But for real now, that's how the artifacts work. Depending on your luck you can get a great items or a depression.

Usually people always aim for artifacts with ATK and CRIT as a both main and substats, but that all depend on you team composition.

But Akii, how do I chose good artifacts for my characters? How do I build my team?

I'm happy you asked. We can have up to 4 character in the team. Usually people aim for a team consisted of one main DPS, one healer and two supports, but ofc that all depends on your style of the game and your needs.

What is the most important in building your team and deciding on artifacts is the characters talents themselves. You absolutely have to check their talents and passives before giving them any artifacts, cause for some of them items with HP as a main stat could be actually good (like Barbara, since her role is only healing she doesn’t make more than 100 dmg on her normal attack but she heals a TONS).

Let's take my team for example, I’ll explain what their talents do and choose artifacts accordingly:

Razor as my main DPS

Qiqi as my healer

Xingqiu as my support

And Xiao that is none of the above but I just got him so I really wanna use him lmao

Usually I'd have Bennett in my team that would work as both healer and support, but yea, Xiao happen. Anyway, back to the topic

Since Razor is my main DPS I am focusing mostly on the DMG he can do. That's why when choosing artifacts for him I was aiming for the one with ATK/CRIT.

I do believe right now is a good moment to introduce artifacts sets. Each artifact has its own sets. There are plenty of sets to chose from. Now, the question is, does it matter from which set the item comes? Yes, it does.

Every set has all 5 types of artifacts to offer (a flower, feather, time watch piece, goblet and head piece). Depending on how many of the pieces from the same set you'll have you can get different stats. Let's take everyone's favorite Gladiator's Finale set. If you equip 2 pieces of Gladiator your get additional 18% of your base attack. IT'S A LOT!

But if you equip 4 pieces of Gladiator your normal attack (the single mouse tap, not the skills or the hold tap) will be increased by 35% IF your character has a sword, polearm or claymore (so it doesn't work on characters with books and bows, sorry Amber).

As I was saying, since my Razor is my main DPS and his role is to hit, not deal Electro DMG, I gave him 4 pieces of Gladiator's Finale just so he can have these additional 35%. But his head piece belongs to Wandener's Troupe. Why? Since every character can have 5 different artifacts, and the set's bonuses are only up to 4 pieces, the last one can belong to any other set. I chose Wandener's because it have CRIT rate as a main stats, so it's perfect for main DPS character. (The last piece doesn’t have to be the head piece, it can be any of the other 4 pieces).

You can check the character stats and the difference in the artifacts by going to your character menu and then clicking on the ‘details’.

For example here are my Xiao stats calculated with all the artifacts he has right now on him:

And here I have my Xiao without any artifacts and with 1* weapon:

DO YOU SEE THE HUUUGE DIFFERENCE?

Next we have Qiqi, my healer. One would think that, if she's a healer, then it would be good to have a set that is designed for healers on her, right? Wrong.

Let's take a look on Qiqi elemental skill (You can check your character skills by clicking on ‘talents’ in the character menu):

(APPARENTLY TUMBLR WONT ALLOW ME TO POST MORE THAN 10 PICS IN ONE POST SO ILL HAVE TO PASTE THE INFO FROM WIKI, THANKS)

When Qiqi hits a target with her Normal or Charged Attacks, she regenerates HP for all party members and all nearby allied characters. Healing scales based on Qiqi's ATK. Regenerates HP for current character at regular intervals. Follows the character around, dealing Cryo DMG to enemies in its path.

It's says that the heals she gives is based on her overall ATK. Which means the more ATK she has the better her heals are. That's why, in my personal opinion, it's better to focus on raising her ATK and energy recharge. Ofc, there's nothing wrong in having for example 2 pieces of Maiden Beloved (set's name designed for healers, 2-Piece Bonus: Character Healing Effectiveness +15%) on her. If those pieces main stats will be ATK then this will work amazing, but unfortunately I don't have any artifacts like this.

Next are supports, Bennett and Xingqiu. Since their role is not dealing DMG, but more of a supporting you can give them sets of a 2 pieces. Let's take a look at their elemental burst:

Bennett:

if the health of a character in the circle is equal to or falls below 70%, their health will continuously regenerate. Regeneration scales based on Bennett's Max HP. If the health of a character in the circle is higher than 70%, they gain an ATK Bonus that is based on Bennett's Base ATK. Applies the Pyro element to characters within the Field.

Basically you just ult and switch to your DPS (or whoever you want honestly). If the character you switched to (or Bennett himself, his ult works on him too) HP is below 70%, they will receive heals. If their HP is above 70%, the incoming healing with cease and they will get attack bonus based on Bennet BASE ATK (only when you have him c0, so with no constellations. On c1 (his first constellation is unlocked) there is no HP restriction, so his ult buffs the attack no matter of your character current health). So it’s not the same case as Qiqis. Base attack is the base amount the character have with weapon equipped but without any artifacts on, so the only way to rise base ATK is to maximize character level and to give them weapon with high amount of attack. Then we should focus on giving him as much of an energy recharge as we can so he can load his ult faster. Then it’s up to you whether you wanna make is a healer or side DPS. In healer case you should focus on rising his HP amount by giving him artifacts with that stats and substats cause, on the contrary to Qiqi, the heals he gives are based on his own max HP, not his ATK. In side DPS case you can focus on the overall dmg he makes.

Now let's take a look on my Xiao. His role is a dps, just like Razor. So one would think that it would be the best to max physical DMG on Xiao too, right? Wrong.

Let's take a look on Xiao's elemental skill and Elemental burts:

Skill:

Xiao lunges forward, dealing Anemo DMG to opponents in his path.

Burst:

Greatly increases Xiao's jumping ability. Increases his attack AoE and attack DMG. Converts attack DMG into Anemo DMG, which cannot be overriden by any other elemental infusion. In this state, Xiao will continuously lose HP. The effects of this skill end when Xiao leaves the field.

Both of them covert the DMG into Anemo DMG. Which mean that no matter the physical DMG bonus, if he doesn't have any Anemo DMG he won't be as useful as he could be. That why my Xiao has 2 pieces of Gladiator and 2 pieces of Viridescent Venerer that gives him +15% of Anemo DMG bonus. (y’all have no idea how long it took me to write this thing correctly lmao)

As the last piece i used Wandener's head piece again to give him that additional CRIT rate. (yes, his Anemo DMG can be scaled with CRIT rate, too). Ofc my Xiao still lacks a lot of power we can see on some videos on yt.

Okay Akii, I understand how does the artifacts works and what to which to chose when thinking about the character role, but how do I actually get the artifacts?

That's actually the hardest part. You can get them from domains. Each domain have two sets of artifacts at the same time, which means depending on your luck you'll get the artifacts from the set you want or the artifacts you don't want BUT can use for enhancing later on! Gladiator's and Wandener's don't have its own domain, but can be achieved by fighting bosses like cubes or regisvines and from weekly bosses like Dvalin, Andrius and Childe.

Now that you know everything you need to know about artifacts you can go and start doing the domains...

only to waste all of your resins and get tons of shit artifacts with DEF as a main stats and then start crying after your one good artifact with ATK as a main stat and CRIT as a substat gets shits like HP, DEF and more HP after enhancing. Have fun <3

#genshin #genshin impact #artifacts #genshin artifacts #genshin guide #tutorial #how to #genshin artifacts set #razor #qiqi #xiao #bennett

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lunaefall · 2 years

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Guide to Keqing: A Guide By A Keqing User

I decided to start this series to analyse Keqing's various playstyles, builds, constellations, team setups, advantages and disadvantages. She's one of the standard 5 stars who's been available for more than one year and I got her out of luck during launch time. She was my original DPS carry and is still one of my mains alongside Hu Tao, Ganyu and Kazuha. I've played her in multiple styles and tried different builds. Therefore, I think my opinion on her can be seen as fairly legit.

I've heard of Cryo Keqing/Pyro Keqing with elemental infusion but since those are pretty niche I can't really recommend it personally. This will cover Physical Carry Keqing, Electro Carry Keqing and Electro quickswap burst DPS Keqing.

Constellations

Keqing's constellations cater better to Electro builds and don't really help out much with Physical ones. I'm honestly not the biggest fan of them since they have raw damage locked behind them in opposition to most 5 stars' constellations being quality of life updates with them still functioning fairly well at C0.

Her constellations are listed as follows.

C1, Thundering might: Recasting Stellar Restoration while a Lightning Stiletto is present causes Keqing to deal 50% of her ATK as AoE Electro DMG at the start point and terminus of her Blink.

This is a small damage increase and while it's possible to get the 50% damage bonus at both points, it isn't all that sustainable so honestly not the greatest damage boost out there.

C2, Keen extraction: When Keqing’s Normal and Charged Attacks hit opponents affected by Electro, they have a 50% chance of producing an Elemental Particle. This effect can only occur once every 5s.

This is the only Constellation that doesn't buff damage. Personally I've never had issues with Keqing's energy recharge and cost in various builds and I don't see why this is needed but that's just me.

C3, Foreseen reformation: Increases her Burst damage. Nothing much to explain here.

C4, Attunement: For 10s after Keqing triggers an Electro-related Elemental Reaction, her ATK is increased by 25%.

Honestly, one of her best constellations. It's locked behind a heavy paywall combined with gacha luck but the damage buff it provides, especially in Electro Charged comps, is amazing. A massive game changer for her in my opinion.

C5, Beckoning stats: Increases her elemental skill damage. Once again, not much to explain.

C6, Tenacious Star: When initiating a Normal Attack, a Charged Attack, Elemental Skill or Elemental Burst, Keqing gains a 6% Electro DMG Bonus for 8s. Effects triggered by Normal Attacks, Charged Attacks, Elemental Skills, and Elemental Bursts are considered independent entities.

On one hand the damage buff is amazing, but on the other hand I can't recommend sending thousands of dollars down the drain for a character who never gets rate ups. If we could farm constellations in Genshin like we can farm S rank fragments in Honkai and Punishing Gray Raven, that would be a godsend . . .

Overall, I don't recommend going for Keqing's constellations, especially if you don't play Electro Keqing. If you get them as a bonus, that's great unless they ruined your pity but outside that . . . not really.

Physical or Electro Keqing?

Physical Keqing requires you to use single tap E + charged attack to cancel the Electro infusion, while Electro Keqing requires you to double tap E to gain the infusion.

Physical is more early game friendly due to early access to the Prototype Rancour given for free, which is a great weapon for any Physical DPS. Late game allows for access to Amenoma Kageuchi which is great for Electro builds.

Physical is more accessible but loses out in the endgame due to lack of AOE and electro charged comps which benefit her the most. Honestly Keqing in general isn't an endgame sustainable character in my opinion, but Electro builds are far more preferable.

As explained earlier, Keqing's constellations cater towards Electro builds and don't have anything to provide for Physical builds.

Electro teams require a group of sub DPS units with heavy investment for her full potential while Physical requires access to Superconduct alone, which Keqing gains easily through being an Electro character.

Quickswap Keqing is good for dodging through iframes and preferable for long-term use as you're building different characters. This comes at a cost of limiting Keqing's personal strength.

Advantages

Keqing is the best Electro applier in the game and provides a lot of flexibility in terms of builds and playstyles. She's extremely useful early game and doesn't need high investment to work well unlike a lot of 5 stars. Her playstyle is extremely fun and she can also be efficient with exploration. Her Burst provides the best and longest iframe in the game.

Disadvantages

Keqing's highest damage output through charged attack spam is very stamina hungry and can be tough to manage. One way to balance it is by going for a combo with 4 normal attacks and 1 charged attack, reserving charged attack spam for stunned enemies only like Hypostasis bosses, the Golden Wolf Lord or Regisvines.

Electro in general isn't a great element because, while it's really cool aesthetically, it loses out on reactions. Overload especially knocks small enemies out of her range. Superconduct for Physical Keqing can still benefit due to the Physical Resistance shred.

In the case of burst DPS Keqing, Raiden Shogun outperforms her massively in terms of damage. Along with that, Raiden Shogun is also better for reactions since her first hit is the strongest which sets it off in opposition to the succeeding normal attacks which are weaker, in contrast to Keqing's strongest hit in her Burst being the final one, during which the reaction is already over and done with through the first hit of the burst which is nowhere as strong.

Keqing is currently the only dedicated Electro carry in the game, but in terms of Physical carry, can easily be replaced by Razor and Eula who perform far better in multiple situations.

Recommended Weapons

5 stars:

Mistspiller Reforged: Best weapon for Electro Carry and Quickswap Keqing with Crit DMG, high base attack and the passive synergising perfectly with her. Not as good for Electro.

Jade Cutter: Second best weapon for Electro Keqing and provides ridiculously high crit rate, with the passive being a universal damage buff. Also second best on Physical Keqing. Also strong on Quickswap Keqing.

Summit shaper: This requires Keqing to be shielded for the passive to be used to it's maximum potential, but thankfully her ult gets the rest of the passive conditions to stack by itself. Works on Physical and Electro Carries both. Loses out on Quickswap

Aquila Favonia: Best on Physical Keqing, but can also work on Electro Keqing regardless of the Physical DMG bonus due to the large base attack.

Not recommended: Freedom sworn and Skyward Blade.

4 stars:

Lion's Roar: Best weapon for Electro Keqing due to her ability to utilise the passive.

Black sword: Provides crit rate which is helpful for building Keqing and flexible as well. Unfortunately paywalled behind BP. Also loses out for Quickswap Keqing if you only use her for her skill and burst.

Amenoma Kageuchi: Best F2P weapon for Electro Keqing. Not recommended for Physical.

Blackcliff Longsword: Can work great against enemy mobs but useless against bosses. If you don't have a better weapon, this should be a last resort.

Prototype Rancour: Good for Physical Keqing and her best 4 star weapon.

The Flute: Good for Physical Keqing but not the greatest weapon out there. Can provide raw ATK for Quickswap but loses out for Electro.

Not recommended: Favonius sword, Alley flash, Sacrificial sword.

3 stars:

Harbinger of Dawn: Best for Quickswap Burst DPS Keqing due to the passive.

Artifact builds:

2 pc Thundering Fury + 2 pc Glad/Shimenawa: Extremely solid and consistent for Electro Keqing all around.

4 pc Thundersoother: In some situations the 4 pc Bonus is extremely valuable and provides Electro Keqing's highest damage output, but it loses out on versatility on enemies with elemental statuses like the Oceanid.

4 pc Thundering Fury: Meh performance with reactions in comparison to Crimson Witch.

4 pc Glad: Not recommended for Keqing at all.

2 pc Glad + 2 pc Shimenawa: Solid attack increase all around but loses out in DPS to other sets.

Pale Flame: Best in slot for Physical Keqing, no debate. Her playstyle synergises perfectly with this set.

2 pc Pale Flame + 2 pc Bloodstained: Solid Physical damage buff all around, also extremely good.

2 pc Pale/Bloodstained + 2 pc Shimenawa/Glad: Can work as a short term solution but not recommended as the final build unless you have better substats with this set.

4 pc Bloodstained: Can work with Keqing's charged attack but not the best set.

2 pc Thundering Fury + 2 pc Noblesse: Good for Quickswap Keqing.

4 pc Emblem of Severed Fate: Not recommended for Quickswap Keqing as she doesn't have many issues with energy recharge.

4 pc Shimenawa: Not recommended due to crit rate loss due to the buff after her Burst.

Stat priority should be CRIT and ATK stats.

Best Teams:

Hydro Supports: Xingqiu (BEST), Barbara, Kokomi, Mona

Pyro Supports: Bennett (BEST), Xiangling

Anemo Supports: Kazuha (BEST FOR ELECTRO), Sucrose, Venti, Jean, Sayu

Electro Supports: Beidou, Fischl, Sara, Raiden Shogun

Geo Supports: Zhongli (BEST), Albedo

Cryo Supports (Physical only): Rosaria (BEST), Kaeya, Diona, Qiqi

Anemo, Geo and Electro Supports can work with Physical and Electro carry Keqing both.

As a Quickswap, Keqing works in a lot of teams, Physical or Elemental, so I don't think I need to explain much here.

Overall, Keqing has a lot of build options and playstyles making her one of the most flexible characters in the game. She unfortunately loses out in comparison to other DPS units and Supports and doesn't have much endgame value, ranking low in the Spiral Abyss for a while.

#Genshin #Genshin Impact #Genshin keqing #Genshin Impact keqing #keqing #Genshin build guide #Genshin Impact build guide #keqing build guide #Genshin meta #Genshin Impact meta #keqing guide #Genshin guide #Genshin Impact guide

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People seem to be talking about their experiences on the Childe banner so I thought I'd share mine. I already had childe from his first re-run but I decided to pull more on his banner in an attempt at 3 things. Childe c1, c2 chongyun (had him at c1 and plan on building him for cryo support at some point), and yanfei cons (she's arguably my main dps, and I only had her at c1). Unfortunately though I only got exactly 1 of those things. Thus far I've gotten only yanfei cons as far as 4 star characters. No other 4 star characters, just weapons and 5 yanfei cons. I'm not really complaining, I mean she's c6 now and hits even harder than before plus I've always had a soft spot for yanfei character wise too as she seems like someone I'd really get along with, but like, just 1 Chongyun pls? Just one. And Childe didn't come home either. Instead I got Qiqi. I'm not mad about getting Qiqi really, I didn't have her before and I absolutely adore her, she's my daughter, but now I have guaranteed and 35 pity. This admittedly doesn't sound bad but I've pretty much decided to give up on Childe's banner because I want to get Thoma next banner. Problem is, I really really really don't want Hu Tao. Don't get me wrong, character wise I love Hu Tao to bits, I feel like we'd get along super well, but I really dislike her playstyle and would most likely never use her. So now I need to hope my traditionally bad luck with pulling 5 stars early (I've never pulled one before soft pity) continues to hold and that Thoma cooperates. Also fun fact, I actually also lost the 50/50 on childe's re-run banner too at first (to Keqing that time), thankfully I had enough primo left to get him cause I had like 65 pity going in, but it's funny because childe happens to be the only character whose banner I've lost the 50/50 on (I've also pulled on Venti, Zhongli, and Kazuha's banners and won] and I've lost it on him twice. SMH, the other characters are really trying to keep the dangerous fatui man away huh.

Also to the other nonnie that forgot their original genshin account password, so long as you remember the email you used I'm pretty sure there's a way to reset it by going to mihoyo's website. I don't think I can post the actual link to where you need to go because the asks tend not to send if there are links in them, but if you Google how to reset genshin password there's a reddit thread with a link in it that will take you where you need to go.

Anyway, glad to have you back Myuni!

TO THE ANON THAT FORGOT THEIR PASSWORD, YOU CAN GO GET YOUR POETRY BOY BACK!

also very happy that you got who you wanted, nonnie! as for thoma, i suggest just waiting until he gets added on standard banner. he’s a 4*, and it’s better to get him on standard or an even banner whose 5* you want than risk getting a character you don’t like all that much.

pls someone bless me with their 50/50 luck bc i’m legit going to make comfort fics for a week if itto doesn’t come home on 50/50

#myuni answers

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tavvattales · 3 years

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I wanted to share my good luck, I'm trying not to flex, I promise, I'm just really grateful 😭

Back from the hospital for two days and not only did I pull Shogun within 20 pulls(I did not have a guaranteed 50/50 cause my S/O pulled Yoimiya while I was in the hospital), I also got her special weapon and C1 Koujo Sara 🥰

For those who are still trying to get both the new characters I'm sending you the rest of my good luck and good vibes. I hope you get them because you loves deserve it ❤

#rebby rambles

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linkstar-number1 · 3 years

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Wait... WHAT?!?!!!! That doesn’t happen! Not to me at least.

Ok, so after first getting the Elegy of the End bow from the new weapon banner (that I didn’t get a pic of cause I was a little disappointed that it wasn’t the Staff of Homa), I did a few more ten pulls and got a second Wolf’s Gravestone. But in that same ten pull I finally got the Staff of Homa! This all happened with only 40 intertwined fates!

This is the kind of luck I only see streamers get, and it happened to me? Wow.

Now my Hu Tao (who I’ve had since her first banner btw) is complete, as far as I’m concerned at least. Sure I could go for C6 and R5 on her weapon... oh wait, no I can’t, because I have no money. It doesn’t matter, I’ll take what I can get, and she still hits like a truck, even more now than before.

Still, I’m not against at least trying for C1 on her. Worst case scenario I get guaranteed pity for the next new character, and if I get no five stars I could still get Thoma and/or constellations for Sayu (my Diona’s C6 already).

#genshin impact #weapon banner #staff of homa #hu tao

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i just LOVE the fact that he has long hair.. I LOVE GUYS WITH LONG HAIRDJJSJE can’t wait to get him and put him in my teapot😎 HAHA pls don’t be scared to ascend worlds!! it’s rlly not that bad? i leveled up to ar 54... frighteningly getting closer to ar 55 helpjdjd

AND FINALLY TOO JFC- i’m that person who will pull for new characters that i want but don’t have the materials to ascend them?? MY PROCRASTINATION IS SO BAD PLSDJJD I NEVER FARM- but that’s not the case for baal! (i’m lying😟 i only have the amethyst crystals? gemstones? idk??? and some of the handguards... i only have ONE crown.. yeah i’m totally ready for baal) razor will always be my one and only <3 on my profile he’s the only character i’m showing LMAO i’m so proud of his damage😌

OKAY SO ABT THE EVENT BANNER... on my sec acc, i pulled sayu on a single wish, AND THEN on my other one (i like making new accs okay leave me ALONE) i pulled keqing?? and on my main acc i got xinyan and i think ningguang? (i already had them so now i have xinyan c1 and ningguang c3! does anyone want them LMAO) as for my primos, i actually have 3194! i finally stopped being lazy and explored inazuma, did the spiral abyss, did world quests, did commissions, all that stuff.. i have 19 wishes😎 not a lot but it’s cool! that’s how much i had when i pulled for kazuha and xiao! usually my second pulls turn out to be rlly good!! (i rlly recommend using a luck subliminal before pulling!! that’s how i got so lucky hehe- but i was RLLY lucky when i got xiao and kazuha since i didn’t use one)

i also use diona!! rn she’s not doing so good since i haven’t used her AT ALL- but she’s at c3 so😔 i’m sorry bennett ilysm!! i’m pretty sure some ppl r gonna manage to make dps kokomi possible tbh- like how they made barbara a dps?? i’m still gonna try to get her idc i love her design COME HOME KOKOMI PSPSPSPSP

yes i did do the seelie event! i picked the purple one because.. hello?? it’s pretty?? not to mention i can imagine it as razor next to my xiao-

(y did u cross out ‘future’?? don’t cross it out ur definitely gonna get hu tao🙄 also i’m SORRY THAT I TALK A LOT I HOPE U DONT MIND)

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HHHHHH i think i need to go emergency artifact farming huhu i am seriously unprepared for the world level increase T.T also my artifact drop luck is literal shit JFKWLFK is it so hard to get a good pale flame flower around here TT.TT (also i need to go mora leyline farming HAHAH im so broke this is so sad for me)

your dedication to razor is admirable djkadksk but good luck on baal!! im not gonna be pulling for the next few banners cause i'm saving up for the hu tao banner that will come in the Distant future but i hope u enjoy our resident electro archon 😌😌

oooo that's about how many primos i have (sans a few crystals that my dear mutual friend gave me for a grad gift huhu i love her)! i haven't done spiral abyss yet since . well . [looks at my ar] . but we will get to it i promise JFJWKFK. and oo do you have any recs for luck subliminals :o it seems i only ever get the characters i Don't want T.T c3 diona .... 😭😭

"KOKOMI COME HOME PSPSPSP" JDJSKDLQ HELPP 😭😭 i can't wait for those videos to come out where theyre like "bullying the pyro flower with dps kokomi" LMAOOO. and omg good choice on the purple 😌

HHHH I SURE HOPE I GET HU TAO ... I WILL BE HEARTBROKEN IF I DONT SJSKFKWK I WANT C1 .... I WANT C1 HU TAO SO BAD 😭😭😭 im skipping out on Three (3) of the new character banners to get her she better come home T_T i'm pretty sure i will be dyinf in uni by then so mihoyo give her 2 me as a little sanity reward .... 💔💔💔 AND AHAHAA NOOO i rly like how much u send in hehe it makes me feel like a friend :> a trusted confidante if u will

DID U SEE THE 2.1 UPDATES THO OMG .... LA SIGNORA !!!!!!!

#IM SORRY FOR ALWAYS RESPONDING TO YOUR ASKS KIND OF LATE 😭😭😭#i wanna answer them when i can match the energy and give u a Good Response ☝️#got mail 🎐#🤍 anon

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just-watch-me-hachiko · 3 years

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A Thousand Webs to Unweave

Read it on AO3 or FanFiction.net Author: Pawpels/Just-Watch-Me-Hachiko/Me

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Summary: Only recently partnered in their fight against the Empire, Hera Syndulla and Kanan Jarrus are sent undercover to investigate an "Intergalactic Pleasure Cruise" for members of the Imperial Senate. Without the aid of even the most basic weapons or technology at their disposal, Hera and Kanan must unravel the potentially dangerous plot aboard this ship--all while pretending to be a happily married couple navigating the intricacies of social politics. __________________________________________________________

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Important Matters Discussed Briefly

"An intergalactic 'pleasure cruise' for the senators of over five hundred systems?" Hera repeated. "Well, that's not at all suspicious."

"I'm glad you agree," the garbled voice of Fulcrum came across the communicator. "Because we're in desperate need of someone on the inside who can figure out exactly what the Empire is planning before it goes down."

"You want us to spy on the ship? I suppose we could try to get hired on the crew…. I might have a connection in the vacation travel industry who could put in a word for us."

"Actually," Fulcrum said carefully, "we received this tip from Senator Mirabee Ditré of the Lithenian System. She's… sympathetic to our cause, but even more than that she's extremely fearful of an attack on her life."

"As she should be."

"I don't mean to speak ill of the senator, as this works out to our advantage, but her paranoia has made her rather ineffective council—since she has yet to attend a single meeting of the Galactic Senate."

"Meaning nobody knows what she looks like."

"Exactly." Hera could hear the hint of a smile in Fulcrum's voice.

"Perfect. Then I'll take the senator's place on board and contact Kanan to pick me up once I've learned everything I can about this 'Pleasure Cruise.'"

"You've got the gist of it, but there are a few key details that will complicate that plan. First, the Empire has insisted this will be a 'technological holiday," meaning you will be scanned for any communication devices. Even short-range comlinks and cam-droids are banned. Whatever is going down, the Empire wants there to be absolutely no record of it."

"Jeez, Fulcrum," she quipped dryly, "You didn't mention this was a suicide mission."

"My hope… is that it won't be. We've arranged to have C1-10P transported in the cargo-hold along with other 'spare parts.' Once you're on board, you should be able to locate him and reopen communications with a nearby cell for possible extraction."

"Excellent. Chopper won't be pleased, but after all the fighting that's been going on inside the Ghost this week, I'll be glad to have some time to myself."

"Thaaaaat… would be the other change…" Fulcrum winced, "Senator Ditré's Imperial file is severely lacking, to be sure, but besides her race listed as a fellow Twi'lek, the only other information the Empire has on her is that she never goes anywhere without her human husband."

"You're kidding."

"Is there a problem?" Fulcrum asked.

"No, no problem," Hera sighed, shaking her head. "I'm sure Kanan will be thrilled."

"I've sent you a data transmission with all the details you'll need for this mission, including where and when to board, where to send Chopper, and further information about Senator Ditré's home planet of Behania, as well as the other planetoids in that system. Best of luck, and may the Force be with you."

Hera nodded solemnly as she switched off the transmission. From the other side of the cockpit's door, she heard a shifting of weight.

"You can come in, you two," Hera called out.

Kanan entered sheepishly. Chopper seemed less than embarrassed at having been caught eavesdropping. He had heard all about Fulcrum's plan to power him down, and he wasn't having any of it. He voiced his displeasure with a series of grunts and a frantic waving of his robotic arms.

"Hey. HEY!" Hera shouted at the little droid, "This is important work, Chopper. Besides which, you can't even feel anything when you're powered down. You'll be online again before you know it."

Chopper mumbled angrily while pointing from Hera to Kanan and back again.

"We are NOT going to be 'playing family' without you."

"Well…" Kanan interjected, rubbing the back of his neck in a show of faux embarrassment, "It kind of sounded like we are."

"If you're going to turn this into something it isn't, I will find a new partner for this mission," Hera hissed.

"Right, right," Kanan teased. "Strictly professional." He cocked his head to the side and grinned, "So… do you want to practice a little before we get there?"

"You're impossible," Hera growled, making sure to get up in his face before she dramatically stormed out. Kanan followed close at her heel.

"I was kidding! Hera, I was kidding! You're not going to replace me, are you?" The sounds of the argument faded into the distance as Hera shut herself in her room.

From the cockpit of the Ghost, a little droid laughed heartily at the display.

#star wars rebels #hera x kanan #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #star wars fan fiction #star wars rebels fanfic #Red Writing #Hey Hachiko #Up to chapter 4 is already posted!

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