#It's just faster and also probably fun to do

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Mansion walks

This is mostly just a ramble post, but I keep imagining, because it's getting warmer, that Slender has made the executive decision to start going on mansion walks with everybody. He thought that it would be better if everyone started getting out and getting fresh air more, despite complaints that they get outside enough as it is, so now every day they go on walks together as a group. Some of them handle this much better than others, but they're surviving.

BEN handles it the worst. He goes in his physical form, and while BEN does actually like getting out and walking around, he cannot handle the heat at all, so he's panting and sweaty and uncomfortable by the time they get back, and he just wants to collapse and not go out anymore. However, he still goes because as much as he won't admit it, it's fun being out there with everyone, joking around and talking while they walk. 

Jason also can't stand it. He has a visceral hatred for bugs so he doesn't like just wandering around the woods in general, but it also causes his hair to get all frizzy from the humidity, and he doesn't want to get dirty or gross at all so he spends most of the walks focusing on avoiding any mud or dirt or nature in general because he would much rather be back in the mansion in his clean, sterile environment and away from all of the grossness of the woods. He argues they should all just go to a park or something that is more open and spacious, but Slender always reminds him that it's just easier and faster to walk through the woods, rather than trying to get everyone to a park.

Jeff, Toby, and Natalie handle it the best. Jeff has always loved the outdoors since he was a kid, constantly running around outside to stay out of his shitty living situation, and Natalie was the same way. On the flip side, Toby's inability to go outside growing up has made him treasure being outside, and he prefers spending his time out there. The three of them are usually leading the group, and the most excited and boisterous to be out there running around and getting out in nature. The three of them benefit a lot mentally and physically from these walks, and it really shows in their improvements overall since the daily walks have started.

While some of them voice complaints about the situation though, all of them are showing some form of general improvement from being able to get out and be in the sun, soaking in some fresh air for a little bit every day. It gets them all closer, providing everyone a time when they're all together in the same place and able to talk and catch up with things. It allows Slender to keep his eyes on them and catch up with them as well, making sure everyone is doing okay and feeling fine. It's good team building for them, and good for their mental and physical health overall, and so the morning/evening (depending on the weather) daily walks have become a mansion staple. It probably also helps that Slender makes everyone a bunch of snacks and fresh drinks when they all get home to reward them for it. It makes him very happy to see them all getting along and being more active instead of just sitting in their rooms all day.

And, you know, it would make him even happier if you'd join them on those walks too, as would everyone else. You always liven things up, and your company would make it even better for everyone involved, so make sure you're getting out and walking too. They'll be proud of you and happy for it.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #slender mansion mayhem #slenderman #slenderman headcanons #slenderman headcanon #ben drowned #ben drowned headcanons #ben drowned headcanon #jason the toymaker #jason the toymaker headcanon #jason the toymaker headcanons #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanon #ticci toby headcanons #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer headcanon #jeff the killer #clockwork #clockwork headcanons #clockwork headcanon

[somegrumpynerd]

Truce au part 6 - Time to tell the teams

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#UTDR #UTMV #Truce au #My Art #Nightmare Sans #Dream Sans #This one's a little shorter because the last one was slightly longer #Pacing is hard #Anyway. A shaky agreement is reached!! #Or at least the beginning of one #I know Nightmare called them his boys in front of Dream at the start but listen #He didn't mean to and he hasn't realised #Also he can travel by goop the same way Ink can travel through paint and such #It's just faster and also probably fun to do #Sorry this one took so long to post I have been distracted by every kind of thing in this world #I will try my best to get the next part posted in less than a month and a half!

[sysig]

Dying about stick figures rn (Patreon)

#Doodles #AvA #Decided that since all of AvM Season 3 is out and compiled that would be a good thing to watch - and also all of Part V to start on Part VI #Because eating a whole bunch of A Thing at once is totally not a recipe for Things To Happen in my brain lol #Nah I'm happy about it ♪ I keep Meaning to do other things and then- :P Such is the way #Anyway it's been too long since I've drawn them <3 And I realized I have everyone's colours in pencil now! Not just ink! #Makes for some chunky lads at times - Red probably got the worst of it overall lol - but it's decently fun :D #My drawing teeny-tiny was amped up since y'know. They're stick figures - but did not take into account that my pencils are a little wide #Did not change after discovering this either lol you cannot remove me from my love of doodling tiny #Love 'em ♥ #I still hold my fondness for The Dark Lord/The Chosen One! Yes I've seen all of Part V I just mentioned that! Lol #They are husbands I'm not in denial you're in denial #And then The King and Purple just kinda completely took over my attention lol ♪ I love them <3 #Flawed lads both of them! Puzzle pieces shaped like each other's broken hearts #Nothing kills me faster than adopted kids crossing the touch barrier with their adopted parent and being open and safe with each other I die #I'm quite happy with Purple's hug there ah <3 For that reason but also the way his arms are wrapped around his dad haha #It's cute! :D I'm pleased ♫ #I can imagine a lot of these in the animated style and honestly it's got me a little itching to give it a go #There's a reason stick figure animation is so popular! Beginner-friendly haha

[doctorweebmd]

both zero-sum and the litany of love and loss were concepts that possessed me and would not not get out of my head until i wrote them but i have wastly different feelings about both of these stories despite loving them equally

#I love both of these works but I hated writing litany of love and loss. does that make sense #both of these pieces have the same amount of love and dedication #arguable skill-wise and imagery-wise a litany of love and loss is better #like running for fun vs running away from a zombie horde or something #technically you are doing the same thing. you’re probably even running faster with the zombie horde #but the context of that activity is endlessly different #…there’s been a weird few days we’re people have been commenting on zero sum #which makes me really really happy #but also nostalgic for it. I loved the story and writing it and interacting with people while writing it #everything that came after it has been a much different much less satisfying experience #in other news the path to paradise is both more fun and more interesting than both of the above stories #but I fear the fact that so few people are reading it takes away some of that external validation fun #now it’s all internal validation. lol. and the 3 really nice people who read and comment #we are honestly always our own worst enemies #I don’t compare my writing against other peoples (<- is lying) #but competing against myself is always a problem #just that weird feeling like despite the fact that you’ve grown and hopefully improved as a writer #there are some stories and concepts people are going to feel captured by and some that aren’t #tbh I know most fic readers don’t come into it being like ‘what is the most well written or interesting piece?’ #I tout zero sum game but a large proportion of people reading it do it only because it’s exclusively dkbk #which I have my own feelings about. mostly negative. #anyway…. I’m so thankful for people #for still reading or caring about anything I’m writing… #…..eh #anyway does anyone else feel like this #or am I just thinking too much about everything all the time #haha #anyway I’m being sentimental because once again I am #night shift is…. yeah

[bmpmp3]

after six years of the game being out and after three and a half years of me actually playing the game i have finally beat botw. did u know finishing video games is. fun,,

#hey its not as bad as norn9 where im only a third in after six years. and rhythm thief took me a genuine decade #im very good at taking my time #MY IMPRESSIONS its a good game :) i think i had a little over 100 hours by the end. one thing about the final boss fight though - #it made me kinda miss like true classic zelda scripted boss fights LOL but lots of fun! #some of the dlc stuff i couldnt do like the champions ballad and the sword thing RIP had to look up the cutscenes later~ #theyre tough! but also my playstyle has always been a bit of. just run and go for it #planning and stealth is not my strong suit. by the end i was running directly up to guardians and just killing them before they killed me #i can eat kebabs faster than they can shoot lasers. i am unstoppable #the soundtrack was nice! subdued obvs since its open world #but the standout tracks are really standout. of course i love rito village night ver being dragon roost island #and the hyrule castle theme turning into zeldas lullaby in the internal parts hit me #and of course the main theme is iconic. i like the version with the hard break in the middle the most i love that cut so much #i know people edited it out and in the live version its not as harsh because its live #but i LOVE IT i love it so much. mix of synthetic breaks with a fantastical and traditional sounding theme. awesome #that whole 3 and a half years before i got a copy of the game (i wanted to beat skyward sword first) i didnt look up like anything #didnt pay attention to anything people were saying. heard something about it being open world. heard some speedruns were like an hour #and i heard the theme. and i listened to that theme on repeat for all those years. so so good #now i will probably do that for totk- not knowing anything about it for three years until i finally play it LOL thats how it is so far #people have told me about it. but truthfully i wasnt really listening. sowwy. i was focused on botw orz #but i wanna play something different now. take a break. also wait until i can find someone selling totk used for under 70 cad KJDLJFKDSJDKS #i am NOT paying nearly a hundo for a videoed game nintendo you cant make me #maybe now i should finish all the other games in my backlog. or i could start 5 new ones. hmmmmmmmm

[bewitchedbat]

Posting some ArtFight attacks/revenges I did!

Astrila, owned by alovelyleo / Firaq, owned by bootta

Rahal, owned by @teeth--king / Snuggy, owned by Pikapoo

SparklezZap, owned by LuciHQ / Victor, owned by scarecorvus

you can check out their characters through artfight, here is my own artfight to help link back to them.

#my art #artfight #almost no one has a tumblr link oop #its fun to do #i like drawing other ppls characters #but a lil afraid of messing them up #i kinda wish i could work faster #but also i dont really like how much more value artfight puts on fullbody fully colored and shaded with background images #it makes me feel like i have to do more #to get more points #i probably couldve drawn more if i kept to just lines or something #oh well #i might get more done before the end of the month #who knows

[rookflower]

Can I request lesbian Squirrelflight?

#squirrelflight #warrior cats #warriors #pride icons #i forgot the nick in her ear whoops!! #there was a few squilf requests so i just picked a flag for the first one i saw #also sorry im getting through these pretty slow i only have a few drawing hours each night atm and im trying to balance my time out #gotta keep the design queue up u know how it is #and these rqs come in slightly faster than i draw them so i wont get around to them all haha #ill probably keep doing them further into the month than intially intended tho!! they are so fun

[lilgynt]

i wish society as a whole could slow down. only way i can explain is rn we’re like emails when we should be like faxes 😔

#personal #why does every service have to be faster than the last? why do places brag about being 24/7 all year. can we all relax a little #fax machines are the devil but letting the thing scan ur paper and take a minute or two to send the documents it’s nice #gives you a natural break in work #emails are like i know ur available this very second and can keep being available and no escape #i hated her but i do miss faxxing at office depot #i just miss print work in general but also my other jobs were divine and surely when i leave this job won’t become divine in my eyes as well #honestly it probably won’t which. hm. let me romanticize something at my next gig #i can romanticize the slow days i can say that #and the work itself assuming it’s for my department is actually rlly fun! usually. except certain devices i wish we either #had a team dedicated to them or they would all blow up #several people included have asked for and rsvp for more training with them but they keep canceling the class #so whatever 🙄

[posts-from-employee-427]

So what if no one’s waiting for you? It means nobody has to deal with how you’ve changed, and besides that, you’ve been gone for so long there’s no telling if they would just feel abandoned and want nothing to do with you. No, what you need is to get out, and make a place for yourself. Maybe you can be the one waiting for a certain someone.

...

You're right.

There's not any real add on to this. You're just right. Anything that could've been waiting for me here realistically would be gone or unrepairable by now. And I haven't exactly... been the best person in the world. Or been in the best mental state.

...What happened to me?? I mean sure I was never great by any means. For as long as I can remember I've been stubborn and a bad influence and impulsive and a million other things but not like this. Never like this. Did I lose myself? Did I lose some part of me? When did I become so...

...

I may not know how. But I know it happened. At some point along the way of choices and resets and a million ways to wave off boredom, something must have finally gotten to me. I feel awful. I'm looking back on myself and I can't even see why I'm doing what I'm doing. It's not even my usual stubborn asshole attitude, it's worse. It feels inhumane. I feel like I let myself become less human and I didn't even realize it. Good god I've been awful, I-

I. Don't have the time to dwindle on it all do I? I guess I do but it wouldn't be worth much, huh.

The only thing I can really do worth my time is try to undo this yeah? To figure out how the hell I got to this point and try to undo it? Otherwise I'm just going to keep doing things that make me hate myself more than I already do. And lose more of whatever humanities left in me in the process.

I don't know of there's a way out. I don't even know if there is an out. What if it's like. Some weird simulation inside a simulation bullshit. Like the Matrix or something. I have no way of knowing.

But what I do know is that I've the office a place for myself before. It's possible, I know it is. Because it's still the office. Even if there's a million security cameras and office workers and hundreds of endings with no reset, there's still ways. Because it's still the office.

The rules may be strict this time, but that just means I have to get a bit creative with how I bend them. No boarded up broom closet door has ever stopped me from clipping through the walls, right?

I'm getting ahead of myself. If I want to make this place any sort of bearable, I have to start at the core problem. Which, unfortunately, is me. I'm not one for the whole 'working on yourself' thing, but I swear it has never been this bad. I'm only now realizing how awful it got. How worse it could get if I don't do something.

There's a lot of things I'm not ready to accept about myself, and a lot of things I'm not ready to accept in general. It's just been such a long time since I've been honest with myself. I want to be myself again.

Accepting I need to fix some things would be a good start, I think.

#(hii hello i have not abandoned you people. School started monday and i need a bit to get back into the groove) #(that being said i wanna return to some Hijinks and Goofs) #(maybe even some Gay Stanley moments (if i think youve earned it(meaning if i feel like it(meaning if i think of fun prompts that work)))) #(because trying to write agnsty shit and deal with school life is easier said than done. ) #(i also hve just grown tired of Asshole Era Stanley. wqnna do something different with him and changing my arc plans accordingly) #(not a ret con per say more just Character Growth Speedrun Any%) #(as you can probably tell from this post) #(we were close to getting to here antways just pushing it a bjt faster.) #(things are looking up :)) #(h...he. here.re.r here in dulo*gets shot*) #not employee 427 in the tags #(psst. shout out to uh. the 2-4 people who figured out this was happening like. A Long While ago. i hope to make the payoff worth it soon.)

[hailsatanacab]

No cetbwa update tomorrow guys, sorry! I'm also probably going to move the update schedule around a bit—I'm thinking maybe the first Friday of every month?—because we're catching up to my backlog and I'm not happy about it haha

So next chapter will be up on the 7th of Oct, see you then!!! 😊

#cetbwa #sorry but also what can you do #i probably could rush it and finish this chapter but honestly i dont want to put out something without at least having one round of editing #(not like this is my carefree uni days lmao i actually like cetbwa) #speaking of though!! ive just been rereading it - and editing bits as i go - because it kinda feels like im losing the voice a little bit? #so i want to get a better feel for it again #and im actually enjoying it??? like? im not going crazy with myself about it so thats a fun change of pace #but i also want a little time off so i can write something for dpxdc week! #its not gonna be much i think ive only got ideas for two of the prompts so far #but itll be fun!! and i cant wait to do it!! #im having fun guys and i only wish i could write faster because i want to see it finished too haha #i cannot write fast tho ugh #dont understand how some people do it #also i gotta start replying to some comments 😬😬😬 sorry guys ily really #anyway thanks for understanding! love you all!!

[solarlemonade]

so many ss to edit and post... and my q is higher than its been in forever!! yas making progress in my save!

#textpost #i luv the daileys tbh #like it took a while for them to grow on me #but theyre so fun to play w most times #and theres always something to do #looking forward to gen2 #but also i dont feel any pressure for it to come faster? #spoiler river and jessi just aged up but yall probably wont see it for a while #might up my q by one post #is 3 posts per day too much?

[donghuamuqing]

Absolutely devastating for will. Just in general

#my post #i tried three separate times to make this post have the emotion i wanted but i couldnt do it its too much #this is about s3 specifically and about no matter how quickly mike tried to apologize and lucas did apologize #they still made fun of him #made fun lf him for something they could mever understand #how will feels like time is running through him and how suddenly hes older but he doesnt feel like it #time is a rushing river that get faster and harsher and wills desperately trying to dam it up with twigs and sticks but they snap and break #and bend #and he just wants fo play with his friends #he wants to go back to being 10 11 12 when the world wasnt trying to hurt him and hes dressing up in a silly gown that his mom probably made #trying to make his friends laugh too because he knows theyre upset but also really wants to just hang out and have fun #as someome whos also scared they arent growing up the same way as their friends i cant stand thinking about that moment in s3 because #the thought of my friends laugjing at me for anything is enough to make me tear up #i also feel left behind especially when my roommates both have thei boyfriends over and are hanging out and i can hear them laughing #and talking and im just here in my room. #thats it im just here in my room and im alone and i dont know what to do about it #just absolutely devasting to be will i cant think about him or ill start crying!!! #WILL BYERS RHE MOST CHARACTER EVER. ACTUALLY #sorry this turned into mostly about myself but projecting is so easy when the show basically does it for you #really hope the winter depression doesnt hit this season but i also said that last time and that was about the worst ive ever felt. lol #diary time diary time!!!!

[airenyah]

love sitting in front of assignments until 1:30 in the morning

#this is half sarcastic and half genuine #it's sarcastic bc actually my personal fun time starts at 10pm!! where i finally go do stuff i WANNA do #which these day is mostly watching thdrama lol (unless i fall into a youtube rabbit hole of PROBABLY sth gmmtv acots related lmao) #(like watching fanmeet and concert fancams and stuff) #but it's also genuine bc i'm a night owl and my brain just works best in the middle of the night #so i was able to do my assignment without getting distracted too easily or procrastination #and i was muuuuch faster than i would have been during the day (ESP in the morning) bc my brain was actually WITH me #cooperating with me can you believe (my brain hasn't cooperated with me all semester!!) #but it's just depressing when you finish an assignment and immediately have to go to sleep without doing fun stuff :( #i didn't get to do fun stuff all day bc in the morning i was doing some chores and working on a presentation #then a uni colleague came over to run through said presentation bc it's a partner assignment #then i had to practice vocabulary #then i had class after which i went shopping #then i had dinner then did the dishes and then immediately sat down for my assignment #no fun things for me today :( #it's ok tho bc tomorrow a friend who lives in a different federal state is spending the night #which is why today i was working on uni stuff past 10pm so that tomorrow i'll have time for my friend #that'll make up for today!!!!!​ i'm excited to see my friend he's my 2nd most important friend #airenyah plappert #ok no i REALLY need to go to sleep bc tomorrow i have even more uni stuff to do before my friend arrives

[signorpaolinopaperino]

I have the last of the official X Mickey translations queued up throughout the month, and I'm working on getting the rest of the main issues translated!

#i wish there was a faster way for me to translate #it doesnt help that i take several month long breaks in-between #i completely forget what was going on and what little italian i know #also theres so many weird monster names and magic-y spells and stuff its really hard to figure out if words are like referencing something #or if theyre just silly sound-words #but its okay i do this for fun it doesnt need to be perfect :) #theres a lot of fun side stories too that were never translated #which i like to do inbetween main plot stories but i should probably just focus on main ones huh

[pangolen]

thrive is also p fun btw. it's like if spore was just the cells part but with a little more scientifically accurate parts

#pangorambles #spent several hours playing it the other day #difficult to balance movement speed with metabolism #cuz the faster u go the more u need to eat #but the more u need to eat the bigger u need to be to hold the metabolic parts #and the bigger u are the slower u go #but also if u do things right u can photosynthesize more glucose than u need #so u don't have to hunt down pockets of glucose or other cells #i guess at that point you could probably just let ur cell sit in one place until you generate enough nutrients to evolve again #but that's not fun #(i spend a lot of the game chasing after smaller cells with my evil Nose Needle >:3)

[tgirlwithreverb]

I saw that post about what to do if you're homeless again (the one that starts by telling you to spend all of your money on motel rooms lmao) anyway, here's a few thoughts, specifically for trans girls, cuz I don't really care otherwise tbh:

1) plan ahead, most trans girls are in precarious housing situations, you will have a much easier time when it falls apart if you already have a pack with most of the gear you need in it. Also, if you find yourself in a situation where you cant make rent, dont pay part of it, spend that money on gear, pocket the rest and leave, youll have a much nicer time. Look up your local eviction laws, you have plenty of time. (Gear list at the end)

2) travel! If you're in Arizona in May, leave. it's about to be hot as hell. If you're in Michigan in October, leave. It's about to be cold as hell. If you're in a big city, leave. It's way easier to be homeless pretty much anywhere else. Amtrak is cheaper and more comfortable than greyhound, hitchhiking is free and easy, if you're alone it's not that much slower than the previous two, and it's more fun, and sometimes people buy you food or whatever or give you money. I promise it's not scary and you're entirely capable of doing it, no matter who you are. 95+% of people who will pick you up are very nice. All you have to do is take the bus out of town, as far down the highway you can, to an exit with a truck stop if possible, then just stand on the side of the road with your thumb out until someone picks you up. You can stand at the bottom of the ramp(on the highway) near where the merge lane ends or at the top of the ramp(where there's usually a traffic light), the former is more likely to lead to cop interactions but will maybe get you a ride faster, check on hitchwiki for how the cops are in the area. don't be afraid to take a commuter bus or Amtrak to get out of a shitty cop area

3) skip shelters if you can (they are very occasionally a decent place to get stuff from) and encampments, good places to sleep include the trees near railroad tracks or highways, wooded areas behind shopping centers, sections of parks without paths, overgrown empty lots. Hang a tarp above you if there's an appreciable chance of rain, there's tons of YouTube tutorials on how to do this, maybe I'll make a post about what I usually do some day. There are many habits more fun than motel rooms, save your money for them lmao.

4) get on food stamps. This is easier in some places than others, but it makes the whole thing a lot easier. Just tell them you're homeless, if they don't give you a card the same day, you can probably ask to pick it up from that office, alternatively some drop in centers/day shelters can receive mail for you, or you can have it sent to general delivery(USPS service, look it up)

7) libraries are great for charging your phone and using wifi, but also keep an eye out, plenty of random outlets on the outsides of buildings are also powered

5) dumpster. sidewalk trash cans, Aldi, Einstein's, trader Joe's, pizza places, etc. You need to develop a bit of a sense for it but it's an easy way to get cooked food or travelling food or expensive food without spending resources. Also it's fun.

6) water is free, go into the bathroom of any gas station or grocery store in America(offer not valid in most big cities or on the west coast, but in that case just go to the library) and fill up your water bottle

8) hygiene notes: truckers get free showers from chain truck stops(loves, pilot/flying j) go there and ask them. convenient if you're hitchhiking, also you don't need to shower 3 times a day, really, you'll survive. Ditto with deodorant. Take care of your teeth though. Take your socks off every. day. Change them consistently. Safety razors give a good shave, work well without adequate water pressure, and the replacement blades are very stealable, they're kind of heavy though. Walmart makes these electric razors for women that take AA batteries and are pretty light but give a worse shave, also they kinda go through batteries, pick whatever works for you(cartridge razors suck)

9) traveling food notes: peanut butter is great, tortillas and bagels travel pretty well, tuna packets are pretty good protein for traveling(the ones with rice and beans or whatever are nice since theyre often the same price as the regular), condiment packets are free, hot sauce makes everything better, and mayo goes well with tuna and has a bunch of calories in it, salad dressing packets are free from truck stops and work well turning the Walmart shredded vegetable packages (labeled for making into slaw, next to the bagged salads) into a salad with real vegetables(not iceberg lettuce) in it or mixing in with tuna packets for even more calories than mayo

Gear world:

Necessary items(in order of importance): a gallon of water carrying capacity(an Arizona jug or other twist top jug is conventional, but a bladder+arizona bottles also works), a tarp(larger than 6'x9', not brightly colored), a hank of parachord, a sleeping bag (20° rated, synthetic insulation), a backpack with a padded hip belt(at least 50L, no more than 75), rain gear(a rain poncho might cover your pack too, a rain jacket can help with wind when its cold, a trash bag inside or outside your pack can keep it dry, a plan to watch the weather and not get caught also works), a z-fold foam sleeping pad, three pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear (at least one pair of boxer breifs strongly recommended if you arent incredibly skinny), a decent pair of shoes with good arch support, a functional jacket(skip if you got a rain jacket before), a base layer(wool or poly, absolutely no cotton)

Convenient items: a sleeping bag liner(cotton free, keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer), gallon zip locks to pack your stuff in(helps keep it dry and organized), no more than one change of clothes(as light as possible), a multi-tool(can opener, pliers, wire cutter), lighter(burning rope ends etc), spoon, floss and needles for patching

#anyway #not all encompassing or whatever #feel free to add your own tips but ill make fun of you if theyre stupid