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#It Takes Two to Tango {Dancetale!Papyrus}
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Can you do the “forgot their underwear” ask but with the mafias and the other horrors
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The first part of the ask is here. I did all the other pairs of skeletons because we don't see them that often here.
Horrorswap Sans - He actually feels a little sad. He knows his brother is not trusting him anymore. Pumpkin used to tell him all this stuff before what happened Underground. He's happy for his brother, but a bit bittersweet.
Horrorswap Papyrus - He doesn't really care. His brother can do what he wants in his free time, it's not of his business. He's still a bit curious though and might not so discreetly spy on them to see what his S/O's look like.
Horrorfell Sans - He thought you were talking to him and naturally started to flirt saying he's flattered but that doesn't belong to him before he sees you're staring at his brother. He's confused for a long moment before realizing he's holding in his hands the underwear his brother wore before... He screams and throws it at his brother in panic, then screams he needs to wash his hands. He's going to get sick. Chief and his S/O are dying of laughter in the living-room.
Horrorfell Papyrus - He stares with a big smile as his brother slowly loses his words and turns tomato red in front of his eyes, so embarrassed, then asks out loud if he was going to tell him before the wedding or what. Copper hisses at him and not so silently asks him to shut the hell up. Chief just smirks back.
Outertale Sans - He couldn't see what his brother's S/O gave Sun so, curious, he floats above them, before brutally coughing when he realizes, then losing his focus to fly and then suddenly crash between the two of them. When he realizes the underwear fell on his head, he high-pitched screams and teleports out of here as fast as he can, blushing hard.
Outertale Papyrus - He jokingly asks his S/O if they saw he has two magic... Moon screams in horror and jumps on his face to make him shut up, closing his mouth with his two hands. Now S/O is curious. What is this thing Moon has doubled? Moon begs S/O to forget about it. Sun just wiggles his eyebrows to his S/O with a big smile.
Dancetale Sans - Rambo starts to chuckle as his brother suddenly blushes, speechless and embarrassed, frantically trying to hide the underwear in a drawer. When he finally manages too, Rambo opens the drawer, picks the underwear back, and starts to laugh like a hyena. Salsa slams the drawer close on his fingers to make him pay.
Dancetale Papyrus - He gasps loudly before jumping out of the window. He doesn't want to know. Act like he's not here and he will definitely act like none of this ever happened.
Dancefell Sans - He rolls his eyes. Tango is dramatic, he's sure he forgot his underwear on purpose just so his S/O would come to take them back. Tango is thanking them very loudly. It sounds so exaggerated that Rumba wants to die. Rumba leaves and goes to his room. Yuck.
Dancefell Papyrus - Tango starts to smile wildly. At least until his brother grabs him by the collar and threatens to break his camera to pieces if he talks about this on his Tik Tok account. Aw :( But it's funny! You're missing out!
Farmtale Sans - He stares in disbelief as his brother starts to panic. Then he thinks for a second, then he gasps, outraged. "so that's where you went when you said you were going to fetch the sheep and then you didn't show up for four hours?" Scandalous! He can't believe it! You let him do all the work to go yoo-hoo with your human D: He's shocked.
Farmtale Papyrus - Ben is shocked that his brother is actually interested in that activity. He looks more obsessed with his fields than by this. You learn something new every day, he guesses. Now he can't unsee it and he's going to have nightmares about it for days, yeah. Not fun.
Mafiatale Sans - Uh???? But his brother doesn't like sex??? How the hell did that even happen? Creeper explains calmly he lost his underwear while he was infiltrating a building because he needed to go to the toilet and had to leave in a hurry. Demon nods. Makes sense. ... Wait, no, it doesn't make sense at all, skeleton doesn't need to go to the toilets??? Creeper smiles at him and leaves. What? Wait! He needs to know? What did you do in the toilets? Explain it, he needs to know!
Mafiatale Papyrus - He looks at his brother then at his S/O with a look of pure disgust and silently leaves the room, letting them wonder what just happened. S/O isn't sure if they should feel offended or not. I mean, it's Creeper, who knows what's going on inside his head.
Mafiafell Sans - Oh shit. When Torpedo's neck cracks towards him to gauge his reaction, Fang realizes that if he laughs, he'll be so dead. He quickly escapes the room and then flees the house lol. He doesn't want to be there to listen to his brother's threats once he's done with his human.
Mafiafell Papyrus - He frowns, then screams "BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LIKED DOGS?". Fang is devastated and panics, trying to explain to his S/O that he means it as a lobby and not... You know. Torpedo only did this for chaos and is now staring at the tension growing with a huge smile on his face. He's a bastard and he has no shame about it.
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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PSSST. Imma do a couple of smol starters C: Like this post for a Paps! which paps? Whelp it’s gonna be random :D
Maybe you’ll get a Roman...who knows!
Capping this at like 5 for now
Mutuals only for now C:
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oh!👀 can we have soft headcanons for flowertale outertale and dancetale bros?
Sure! :-D
(also these?? somehow turned out bittersweet at times??? sorry about that idk where THAT came from but I guess I’m a sucker for developing headcanons that stem from headcanoned events that I headcanon happened in my headcanon headcanon)
SOFT OT + FT + DT BROS HEADCANONS
COSMIC (OUTERTALE SANS)
Stargazing is a must for Cosmic. He always watches the stars for a while on Saturday nights. He’d be super happy if you joined him! :-)
Call him star-related nicknames do it do it do it
Will actually die if you pick him up. Please show off your strength. (You don’t actually need strength to pick him up, he’s really lightweight, but he’ll still be immediately attracted to you if you can manhandle him. (Everyone can manhandle him. What low standards he has.))
Cosmic is WEAK to animals. He loves all animals so much. Almost as much as Dusk and Aster, even. If you ask to get a cat or dog or heck, even a lizard, or almost anything else, he’ll immediately cave in and allow it because jnsdnjksjdj look at those bbys,,,,,,
His bed is just a big pillow fort. It’s super comfortable so feel free to cuddle :-)) with him :-))) anytime :-))))))))))))
NOVA (OUTERTALE PAPYRUS)
Just like Cosmic, Nova will take you stargazing. He’s a bit more insistent on it - where Cosmic just goes “hey wanna stargaze it’s cool if not tho”, Nova goes “ WE’RE GOING STARGAZING TONIGHT!” - but it’s guaranteed to be a relaxing and fun time.
He’ll pick you up regardless of height, but the shorter you are the more frequently he’ll do it. Unless it makes you uncomfortable, of course.
Nova gives his S/O(s) star/space-related nicknames! Some of them are a bit ridiculous though. It’s hard not to laugh when he earnestly calls you “THE STAR THAT LIGHTS UP THE SKY AND MY WORLD” in the middle of a mundane and normal sentence dfsjkdsjj
This is completely random but he’s a goddamn MASTER at making lofthouse cookies and he makes the icing into a galaxy-pattern somehow. He’ll definitely make you an abundance of them and he’ll customize them into different shapes and use icing to “paint” them especially for you. :-)
MEADOW (FLOWERTALE SANS)
Hand-holding is just… mm yes to Meadow. If you’ve managed to worm your way far enough into his heart to get him to become your datemate (heheh I love the word datemate), he’ll want to hold your hand as much as possible.
He’s touch-repulsed by strangers, but he's not with those he cares for. Actually, he’s the happiest when he’s constantly being touched in one way or another by his S/O or friends (in a non-sexual way that is, obviously lol). It’s comforting to him.
He won’t initiate touch though
He loves being the little spoon!!! Actually he, uh, kind of has to be the little spoon if you’re cuddling because of his cracked-open eye and the flower that grows in the other socket. It can get a bit uncomfortable otherwise.
Meadow would probably like to have a garden where he grows fruit. Not flowers, though, because as beautiful as they are… uh, well. Flowers are kind of a symbol of death to monsters from his universe and especially to him. But he’d be happy to take care of apple trees and things like that!
PEONY (FLOWERTALE PAPYRUS)
Unlike his brother, Peony does want to have a garden of flowers! He knows flowers are kind of a symbol for suffering in the monster world, but… death isn’t always a bad thing. He can see the beauty in it. (Like how a forest will die in a fire, just to grow back stronger and more beautiful than ever.) Everything comes to an end and isn’t that what makes life so precious?
He associates everyone he knows with at least one flower (which is dependent on your personality, your relationship with him and the experiences the two of you have had, among other things). Sometimes he slips up and accidentally calls people by their “flower nickname”! If he accidentally calls you by your assigned nickname and you look happy to be called that, he’ll start calling you that out loud more often.
He really wants to cuddle but unless you’re really careful, it could end up kind of hurting him… so he wears layers of soft clothes to cuddle you in!!! Not only is it super comfortable for you who now gets to basically cuddle a big pillow, but it works great for him too because now it doesn’t hurt if you move since the flowers on him won’t get snagged on anything! :-D
REMIX (DANCETALE SANS)
Early (platonic) relationship: trolling gremlin man
Middle (platonic) relationship: trolling gremlin man but sometimes nice
Far-gone (platonic) relationship: soft nice guy with a troll exterior
Oopsie-he-has-a-crush: where’s the troll there’s only a flustered soft man here
Romantic/queerplatonic relationship: ALL STAGES COMBINED
He’s SUCH a trash gremlin man at the beginning and he’s pranking you and being a royal pain in the ass but it’s obvious he’s not doing it maliciously, he just thinks he’s funny. Don’t tell him he’s right it’ll only encourage him
He continues to be a troll until he starts to develop a crush on you and then suddenly, all is not good in hoola-hoola land
Say “what’s up, pretty boy” and his brain shuts down and he goes “jsdfjbhsdfjdhb”
He claims he doesn’t like to dance (which is partially true - he only likes to dance when he’s all alone) BUT there’s “one dance-move [he] enjoys”. Guess what it is
He wants you to lift him. Always.
Feel free to lift him whenever he won’t complain
(Until you set him down. Lift him again. pls.)
TANGO (DANCETALE PAPYRUS)
Your personal dance-instructor! He’s a very good teacher, too.
Tango is amazing at getting people out of their comfort zones. While he isn’t too pushy, he’s still not too soft on you. It’s a bit scary how good he is at knowing what boundaries not to cross. Like, you’d think he’d slip up and push it too far yet he never does.
(It’s because, like all other Papyrus..es….(????) he has a close contact with everyone's SOUL and sees the best in them, and sometimes, that best is too far away to be pushed to the surface and he’s mastered the art of knowing what is and what isn’t too far.)
He’s got a diary and he has an entire section dedicated to gushing about you <3
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chrissyutimagines · 4 years
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AUs Skeles Headcanons Part 3
Please keep in mind that most Sanses and Papyruses share the same traits as the original, except for the swaps, which share the same traits of the other. Also, the brackets will be the nickname for each of the skeles.
Horrortale
Sans(Sansy)
The big famine in the Underground made everyone crazy.
And he's no exception.
But as they left it, everyone became more stable. Much more stable.
The experience left some aftermath. From fighting, duh.
For him, it's the giant hole in his skull, and memory problems.
He could never forget the terrible things he done tho. Killing.
Because of that, he has a serious case of depression.
He doesn't forgive himself. Even if it's for survival.
Often times he will just sit there staring into space, making no movement, reacting numbly to everything. Depression phase.
He's, of course, touch starved.
His extreme depression made his hp stay at 1 while his lv is really high.
He has become physically bigger, stronger and more sturdier.
His magic is stronger too.
When he's irritated at himself, he will scratch his hole. It's a lil painful.
Still puns and jokes, but is unable to keep track of his jokes for long.
Quiet and afraid to scare people.
Papyrus(Sweets)
His aftermath is broken teeth. He has to wear braces.
His hands are not clean, and is scarred for life.
He's terribly worried about his brother.
He has accepted the terrible things that had happened. He hates it tho.
He accepts his brother's puns because it's the rare times he can see his brother's old self after all that happened.
Talks a lot quieter due to the teeth problem.
His hp and lv are high, but he's not happy about it. Duh.
He he has minor depression. He needs affection, badly.
He is a lot taller and stronger. But his legs aren't built to withstand the strain, so he has supports.
Dancetale
Sans(Dance)
His genre is Hip hop, and is best at Break dance. Knows a thing or two about freestyle.
He's really shy and insecure.
Always dances with his hood up. Practices in a clearing in the woods.
He's a romantic. A really sweet romantic.
He's actually an elite in his art.
He's easily flustered. And it's adorable.
He taught his brother the art of dancing.
Only dances without his hood in front of his brother.
His insecurity comes from his shyness.
Need affection, and affirmation.
Papyrus(Tango)
His style is Latin, and his favorite is Tango. Knows a thing or two about Ballroom.
Always has a rose thorns cut off with him.
Unlike Dance, he is really confident.
And like to participate in Dance battles and Dance offs.
He's often seen at Grillby's Dance Club and Bar, participating in Dance events. And not eating the food there.
He knows little to none about Dance's insecurity or lack of confidence.
Mostly because Dance never says anything about it. And partially because he is excellent at it.
He is also an elite at his art.
He practices with his brother. Despite their styles being worlds apart.
He's a lil dense. At times.
Altertale
Sans(Alter)
He is excellent at healing. And care taking.
He likes to bake as well. He has to eat something.
He still loves fast food. Toriel brings him some.
His relationship with his brother is a lil tense. Because he took innocent souls.
He's depressed because of that.
He's quite gentle and sweet.
He loves kids. Period. No, he's not a pedophile.
His depression is actually pretty bad, seeing that he loves his little brother, and didn't want to leave him.
At night, he cries to himself. Desperately wanting Papyrus to just stop.
He loves dank memes. Toriel introduced it to him.
Papyrus(Belief)
He has terrible depression as well. Due to the killing.
He once went troops to find Sans, but to no avail. He gave up in the end.
His hands are not clean, and he feels extremely guilty.
He has to stay strong, for his people.
He's tired of it all. Tired of killing and isolating himself.
Yes, he isolated himself.
He reads science books from time to time. Even if he doesn't understand it. Because it reminds him of his brother.
He also reads joke books, but don't call him out, he hates it. It's just for, memorable purposes.
He needs comfort. And affection.
Cries to sleep every night.
Outertale
Sans(Comet)
He's a sweet, shy, insecure boi. And adorable.
He's also a huge romantic.
He knows a lot about planets, stars, constellations... Just anything about the vast universe and its stories.
He also knows astrology pretty well.
He's mostly quite quiet. Due to his shyness.
But if you let him, he could geek out and start talking about everything he knows about one thing.
It's pretty adorable 'tibia' honest.
And he will definitely have a bunch of space puns. Puns knows no bounds.
He also studied geology. Mostly because he wants to know more about space rocks. And partially to make rock puns to annoy Captain.
"SANS, COME EAT DINNER!" "Sorry bro, I don't have the 'apatite' for it." "SANS, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?" "It's an apatite." "NYEEEH!"
Papyrus(Captain)
He dreams of being the captain of an spaceship. Hence the nickname.
He studies more of engineering and robotics.
His knowledge ranges from fixing machines to building and programming a robot.
He also studies space and spacecraft.
He's quite practical.
He likes to get his hands dirty. I mean hard working, not killing.
He likes to use his knowledge to help others.
He knows his brother's vast knowledge in multiple areas, and often goes to him for information he needs.
And getting to see him geek out every now and then.
He wishes that if he gets the chance to be the captain of a spacecraft, Comet can be with him as one of the scientists.
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Tangos
Bitty Type and AU: Dancetale Papyrus
Level: 1.5 out of 5 (for the pure fact they must keep active and dance to stay healthy).
Appearance: Their difference lies in their personality, clothing preferences, and magic. They are usually in formal clothes, have a sash (instead of a scarf), and a rose somewhere on hand.
Heights Ranges: They stand between 6-9 inches, but usually lie at 7.5-8 inches.
Heats: Adult Tangos have heats twice a year, 6 months between them. During their heats they will get more active then normal, and their dances will become more complex and complicated, especially if they are interested in someone. If they are courting or trying to court someone, they will perform a bonding dance. This is also when the flirting gets ramped up to 100% real quick and they show how suave they can really be
Health- *Normally healthiness *These bitties need to dance in order to keep healthy, so keep that in mind! They will benefit more if you will dance with them, or have other bitties to dance with!
Diet- *These Bitties, like all bitties, can eat both human and monster food (in small portions ofc). They like spicy things. *Like my other bitties, they have a correlating Monster Candy specially made for them. Step Rounds give a great boost of energy, and help the Dancetale bitties keep their magic up and are great for healing in case there are no users with green magic around.
Personality Stuff- * Very mature and grown up bitties. They like when things are in their place and when plans go according to plan. However, that doesn't mean they don't know how to relax and have a good time! *These bitties are really suave, excitable, and very sweet. *They dish out  cheerful, smooth compliments and even subtle flirts at the drop of a hat to anyone, but only if you or other bitties don't mind it. (Know that most often these are platonic, and if they are actually interested romantically or otherwise, you will know) *They love to dance and show off, peacocking is a good phrase for them because they love attention and you! *Will try to get you and any bitty in range to dance with them at pretty much any time, especially if the music is playing. *They are great with responsibilities, helping you take care of yourself, and being alone for certain periods (they’re really great if you have a job that doesn't allow them to come with) *These guys also love movies and films. Documentaries, fantasy, tv shows, they cant get enough! Especially Rom coms *Tangos hates being dirty for too long. A bit is fine, especially if they subjected themselves to it in the first place, but they will still start to get antsy if dirty for too long. *They like to have deep talks, and learn about others. Yours first meeting will be filled with tons and tons of questions. *They don't like messy spaces and will encourage you or others to clean up. *They do best with other active bitties *But Tangos do fine with lazy or not as active ones as well! Just don't be surprised if they try to convince them to get up and do a quick step or something. Even if they’re unsuccessful, they enjoy trying!
Other- *When being looked at to be adopted, likly, Tangos will start to dance to be noticed. If they have a brother pair, the Tangos might try and pull the Rhythms in as well to help, which is met with varying level of success and many blushing faces hidden in hoodies.  *A weird side effect of owning these guys will result in you wanting to dance, and having more energy. We don't really know why, but we suspect their unique souls and magic are the cause. They are great for people who have depression (they give an energy boost) and those who love to dance, or even want to learn and need a push. *Their dance is mostly Latian dances and variants, and they, like their brother species, usually stick to their dances but occasionally some bitties will stray to try other dances and moves for fun! *They don't collect clothes as much as Rytham's, they only want two or three good dance outfits, but they are much more fashioned oritated. If it does not look good, they will not wear it! *Have this weird ability to randomly pull miniature roses out of nowhere and put them in their mouth while dancing. No, I have no clue where they get them, and no, asking a Tango will not clear it up. They just like to smile mischievously and wink at you.
Magic- *They can dance for agessssss man *They have the good magical stamina (as long as they have been dancing regularly) *Their magic manifests best mid dance
These bitties have 18+ qualities but aren't 18+ necessarily. Feel free to ignore their heats if you so choose They are also completely free to adopt, no need to ask!
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crushingonrazz · 7 years
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Dancing to the Beat of my Heart
Ao3
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Tango (Dance x Lust)
A series of blips with a pairing that so far, I think I might be the only one to have ever written about. (If I’m wrong PLEASE link me this other mysterious fic)
Lust had a problem. And it wasn't the usual problem, mind you, although that seemed to be a thing so often that it hardly classified as a problem anymore. No, this was a real problem, in the form of this other version of himself. Yeah, most of the other versions of him were entertaining in some form or another, especially that little Blueberry from UnderSwap but this...this was just excessive. Lust loved to dance. It was something he made a lot of use of in his world, and while his usual style of dancing wouldn't really go over well with this crowd, he wasn't permanently stuck in sex mode. He could fucking dance like a "normal" monster, thank you very much. And hey, here he was, in a multidimensional Sans party, music blasting, a mostly empty dance floor thanks to the fact that the majority of Sanses were lazy assholes. In other words, the perfect opportunity to show off, impress some people possibly, maybe get laid, if he decided to go with that. If it wasn't for this problem. No, Lust didn't care that he came from a place called DanceTale. Last he heard, DanceTale was not StealTheFuckingSpotlightTale. He huffed quietly and chugged the remainder of his drink, watching the smug asshole as a new song started. He seemed to be happy with this new song, and he flipped his hood up and tugged his fingerless gloves up on his hands before starting in with the new rhythm. Screw it. Lust could take the spotlight from anybody. Completely screw it. He slammed his empty glass back down on the counter, much to the annoyance of whichever Sans was bartending, and made a motion like he was cracking his knuckles. He walked straight out to the dance floor, neatly sidestepping Sci and Red who were talking quietly about something or another. As he drew close enough to catch his attention, the other paused for a moment, seeming to take in his outfit and demeanor. Then the little shit made some very judgemental eye contact and fucking smirked. Well. Lust had long since grown to enjoy proving first impressions wrong.
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"Like this?" Lust asked, beginning to raise his arms above his head and rock his hips in a way that was very much not the way Dance had just shown him. Dance snickered. "No, you dork. You're doing it on purpose now. It's like this" As Dance demonstrated the move again, Lust let his arms drop and his eyes soften into a real smile. He let his gaze wander over the other for a moment, but for some reason, he kept getting drawn back up to the other's face. It was so much like his own, but when the other was in the middle of a dance, he would get this look in his eyes of intense concentration, as though the most important thing in the multiverse in that moment was the way he was moving his hips. Privately, Lust agreed.
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"I still don't entirely understand why these two got married" Dance muttered under his breath to Lust. Lust snorted in response and said "Hey, I mean it makes some kind of sense. The angriest of us and the most logical of us. The marital debates will be lively for sure" Dance made a face at him, as though questioning his logic, but Lust ignored him completely, instead letting himself sway slightly with the slow song that had just started playing. He turned to Dance, who now also seemed a bit caught up in the song. He was tapping his fingers on the table and shifting his feet as though imagining the kind of choreography he could be planning for this. Lust just stared for a moment, taking the entirety of his friend in, and then he found himself asking "Hey, do you wanna dance?" "I always want to dance, but I don't really have anything planned for this one" the other murmured distractedly, still nodding his head and tapping. Lust smiled at that, then elaborated. "I meant with me, you fucking loser" Well that certainly got his attention. Dance was starting at him open-mouthed, and Lust felt his soul sinking in his ribcage. "Hey don't worry about it, I was just--" "Yeah, sure let's do it!" the other said, jumping up and offering Lust his hand. Lust just sat frozen for a moment, staring at the other in surprise, until Dance got impatient and just dragged him to his feet. They made their way together to the crowded dance floor, and there was a split second of awkward unsurety before Lust pulled Dance closer to him and took the lead, spinning them around and through the other couples. Dance's face lit up as he laughed in surprise, and Lust smiled at the open expression. "Why are you the one leading here?" Dance asked, somewhat breathlessly. "I'm supposed to be the expert!" "Because I take charge in every sort of situation" joked Lust, shooting the other the sauciest of his winks. Dance broke out in laughter again, his deep blue blush darkening his face. Almost unconsciously, Lust pulled him closer, and then, as the chorus swelled, he gripped Dance by the hips and lifted him into the air as he spun. Dance, as a result of years of practice, instinctively pushed himself up with his hands on Lust's shoulders, blushing even more deeply when he seemed to realize they were doing this in public. Lust laughed again, placing him back onto the ground and effortlessly moving back into their previous position. "You've been practicing!" Dance managed to gasp out through his giggling. "Of course I have! You never know when you might have an opportunity to dance with someone pretty" Dance snorted at that. "I'm not pretty" "Aw, come on, don't say that, you've got a great face, at least" "We have the same face, asshole. Besides, that's not my point. I'm not pretty, I'm totally badass." At the increased volume of Lust's laughter, Dance attempted to frown, failing miserably as immersed as he was in Lust's contagious laugh. "I'm serious! Come on, I breakdance, and I wear leather gloves and stuff!" "You're a dancer! Dancers aren't badass!" "Try ballet then tell me that again with a straight face!" Lust snorted, then lifted Dance again. This time, the other performed some sort of kicking maneuver that took advantage of Lust's inexperience and ended with Dance leading. As the song ended, Dance dipped him, grinning and winking. "That was pretty badass, if I do say so myself!" "Just drop me right here, man. Then I can live out my humiliation in peace"
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"Lust, I will never understand your world" "You physically fight through dance battles in yours!" "Name ten people in this room you haven't slept with" "...You should count as like five people because your ego is just that big." "Exactly. Tell me again how my world is strange?" "The question that actually matters here is 'name a single person in this room you've actually loved' because sex is kinda casual here." "Is it me again?" "Oh yeah. I just can't get enough of your dance-related puns" "Lust, you giggle like a small child every time you use the word 'hard' normally in a sentence" "You say that like it's a bad thing!" "It's become a bad thing!" "What, is it getting hard to listen to?" "...I will destroy you without pity" "Too bad you have to dance battle me to do that. I think I'm the better dancer out of the two of us" "I think you can go suck a dick" "That's a viable option here, in fact I think I see one right over there" "Hey, that guy has a bigger dick than me, what the hell?" "Hey, I mean, that's not very har--hey, stop hitting me!"
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"Why won't you ever listen to me?" Lust screamed at the other. "Why won't you ever take my opinions into account?" Dance was just as angry as he was, if not more so. "I listen to you more than anyone else other than Papyrus! This is different!" "How the hell is it--" "You're more than a little biased when it comes to sex! For fuck's sake, your name is Lust!" Lust wanted to punch something. He wanted to fire up his blasters and blow up a tree so that he wouldn't try to dust the monster in front of him. "I didn't chose the damn name!" "Well whoever did really found something that fits you, since all you ever fucking do is sleep with anything that moves!" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "No, I think you're kidding yourself! You can't just waltz into my world and start telling my brother it's okay to lose his virginity to someone he's been dating for two months!" "He asked! I answered with my honest opinion!" "I don't fucking want or need your honest opinion! I need you to realize that maybe you're kind of a whore!" "Oh, no, I'm so hurt, it's not like that's a mainstream occupation in my world or anything. Stop being such a bigot and realize that your brother is almost 21 years old. He's old enough to ask advice from whoever he wants and get an honest answer from it, and he is mostly certainly old enough to have sex!" "You don't get to say that, you were probably like 12 when you lost yours, and you probably don't even remember who you lost it to!" "First of all, what the fuck? Second, I was 19 and I most certainly remember it. Just because sex is common doesn't mean it's meaningless!" Dance threw his hands up in the air and looked at the ground. "None of this is even the point!" "Exactly. Maybe you should talk to your brother about this stuff instead of leaving him ignorant and easily influenced" Dance sighed at that, his shoulders slumped. "I have no idea where to even start that conversation" Despite the still-simmering anger in his soul, Lust reached out and put a hand his friend's shoulder. "All I had to do was ask him how his relationship was going. I get the feeling he really wants to be talking with you" Dance looked up for a split second, then rubbed at his eye sockets. "I know. I'm just not ready for him to grow up" "He kinda did that without your consent" Lust said, chucking. He could feel his anger fading, replaced by the calm contentment that usually accompanied being with Dance. Dance groaned loudly, not responding. "Also," started Lust casually "please don't ever insult me for things that my world considers to be normal. I'm not ashamed, and I don't need someone trying to make me feel like I should be. Especially not you, Dance" He looked up, holding the eye contact this time. "I'm really sorry, Lust" he said firmly. "I won't do it again" There was a long pause as Lust regarded him. "Thank you"
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"Truth or dare?" "Truth" Lust and Dance were laying in the soft grass of a clearing somewhere in Waterfall, looking up at the crystals that decorated the ceiling. Everything was vaguely wet, but neither of them particularly cared. Dance had let Lust borrow one of his many thick sweatshirts, so they were both plenty warm. "Biggest fear?" Lust scooted closer to the other innocently, so that their sides were pressed up against one another. "Ending up alone" he said dryly. "Cliché as hell, I know" "Hey, if it helps any, I'm afraid of spiders" "Yeah, I knew that, actually. Truth or dare?" "Ehhh...truth" "Did you actually like the pie I made yesterday?" "...I plead the fifth" Lust's laughter rang unbridled over the clearing as Dance grinned and held out his hand for the other to take. Lust looked at him, surprised, but Dance just kept his hand out. Lust smiled softly, taking the other's hand and lacing his fingers with the other's. "Truth or Dare?"
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Hello!
Can I request something the Horror Group and both sets of dance bros?
My request is this, when S/O was younger they were a professional dancer but after an accident to their legs s/o could never dance again without strong pain.
S/O told there skeleton lover but it’s obvious they miss dancing
Thank you!
Horrortale Sans - He understands. There are a lot of things he used to do he can't do now, all because one person he thought was a friend turned out was not. That's ok though. With time, you learn to cope even if it's still bitter. Oak is nice to you all day after that, just making sure you feel like you're not alone.
Horrortale Papyrus - Welp. Same. He tells you he used to jog every morning before Undyne fucked up his back so bad he almost stayed paralyzed. He missed being able to be his energetic self like before and running around to annoy people. Now he just feels nostalgic and sad :( But that's ok, you can be sad with him, it will probably reverse the sadness around.
Horrorswap Sans - He stays strangely silent, just staring at his missing arm Then he suddenly leaves the room. Sorry, he doesn't like to talk about his disability. It's still too recent and he struggles a lot with accepting he can't do things the way he did anymore.
Horrorswap Papyrus - He gently hugs you to comfort you. Or to comfort himself, he's not sure anymore. It just feels like a situation where you hug people. Honey tells you that with how science evolves, he hopes someone will find a way for you to dance again.
Horrorfell Sans - That's fine. You can't move your booty like before, but he assures you that you don't need to dance to have the best booty in the whole world. You don't even know what to say to this. Sorry, Copper is not the best at comforting people, he doesn't have the social skills to do so. Forgive him, he tried.
Horrorfell Papyrus - He's sorry for you, he knows the feeling. But that's ok, there are many ways you can practice without hurting too much, like underwater. He has therapy sessions to help him with his legs every week in a pool, he could take you one time to see if you like it. He's sure you can find some way to have fun. He also wants someone so badly to have fun with him. It feels lonely sometimes facing his disability all alone.
Dancetale Sans - Welp, he's your man for this. What if he has some ways to help you with this? He's a dance instructor and he actually has a specialization for people with disabilities. He will gladly help you to have your moves back and with caution so you don't overdo yourself.
Dancetale Papyrus - He's very encouraging and tries to push you so you can know his brother a little better. He wants you to join Rambo special classes, he's sure 100% that you will find what you need there. Unfortunately, he's a bit too energetic to join. He's too scared he might accidentally hurt you if he goes a little too far. But Rambo knows the tricks and he's sure you'll dance again eventually, trust him.
Dancefell Sans - He completely stops to dance because he loves you and he knows it might hurt you to see him practicing. He doesn't miss it that much, he just doesn't want to hurt you more. You two can find another sports activity that you can do, and he'll gladly join. He's not difficult, as long as he's with you, he's very fine!
Dancefell Papyrus - Tango is probably not the best match as he's way too energetic and has a hard time to focus on things. He often accidentally outpasses your boundaries, even if he means well, and he might hurt you eventually, despite having the best intentions. He would try to be better, but he can't really change how energic he is and he would just feel guilty and frustrated looking at you gets sad because he has to dance to feel better sometimes, which he really doesn't want. He want the best for you, he's just too clumsy to really be helpful.
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For: Rambo Salsa Rumba Tango
Trans S/O asks if they want to film a dancing video with the sole purpose to use it to make money off a transphobic comment they got online
Dancetale Sans - Hell yeah. He's going to make you look good, let him cook. Everyone is going to get so jealous and that hater will CRY.
Dancetale Papyrus - He's not sure gaslighting the hater will make them stop hating you, but you want to dance with him so who cares? He loves dancing with you! Of course, he's going to do it! He's excited to see what you two can come up with.
Dancefell Sans - He's on the trans spectrum as he is bigender so of course he's going to do it and make that hater regret everything by showing them that they should be sad they're missing out instead of crying like a baby online.
Dancefell Papyrus - Not only he's doing it, but he's taking the opportunity to raise awareness on his account as he has a huge visibility with how high is his number of followers. He won't accept any transphobic comment on his S/O. Transphobia is not an opinion, it's a crime!
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[I mentioned How Papyrus will refuse sleep to the point of Crashing in a previous Headcanon post. But I felt like mentioning the different AU boys and how they handle sleep issues...cause pretty much, nearly ALL of them “Crash” in some way..
First, to sum up...’What is a Crash?’
A Crash happens when Paps has refused sleep for days, forced himself to stay awake by keeping busy, to the point where his body physically shuts down and forces him to sleep. Usually this ends up with him shutting down like an old computer and just...falling over, passed out asleep for a while. So how do each of the boys handle crashes?]
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- Orange is probably one of the Few Versions of Paps that DOESN’T crash..simply because he actually sleeps...and sleep A LOT. No crashing for him. Instead he’ll just depress sleep for days at a time when the sad hits. 
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- Most of Edge’s sleep troubles are simply because it’s hard to relax in his world, and constantly living on edge. So his refusal to sleep is mostly a survival tactic. Unlike Normal Papyrus...Edge has LEARNED what his limit is for sleep and knows not to force past it because passing out unwillingly just anywhere can and will lead to death. He knows when he’s about to crash, and will stop everything to go home and sleep for a bit. 
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- 2P’s refusal to sleep is mostly because he doesn’t want to....he think’s its boring...well on the outside anyway. Deep down he has trouble sleeping from constantly feeling anxious/terrified...but he won’t tell his brother that. He only sleeps well enough with 1S around to hold onto. He has no idea he crashes, and honestly his crashes just result in him nodding off during the more boring tests Gaster gives him (Anything involving reading or writing.) Basically he gets just enough sleep to keep from completely crashing.
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- Horror is one of the few exceptions. He does actually try to sleep more then his normal counterpart...simply because you can’t be hungry if your sleeping. Plus with how messed up his body has gotten, he hopes that resting and recovering at night will keep it from getting worse. If by chance he can’t get any sleep and DOES crash...much like his normal counterpart, he just shuts down and falls over...lucky its easy enough to just hear this behemoth falling over...
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- Ghost being well...a ghost (possibly a figment of Sans imagination), he doesn’t require sleep at all! BUT, he does have his own means of “Crashing”, which usually just means he’ll vanish completely for a short while with no real explanation.  
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- Babybones (Child Paps), Spike (Mobian), and Tango (Dancetale) all three Crash the same way Normal paps does...simply shutting down and falling over on their feet. Although what keeps them up varies. Babybones is a child and simply refuses sleep. Tango keeps himself busy perfecting his dance moves. And Spike is probably not sleeping because he’s working a Guard job and is taking it way too seriously (aka refusing to leave even when he’s done for the day..)
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DO NOT REBLOG THIS POST PLZ
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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Tango would unironically Dance to Livin’ La Vida Loca
That it....that’s the post
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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“NO I WILL NOT RATTLE”
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**RATTLES IN TUNE TO SALSA MUSIC**
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**BEGRUDGINGLY RATTLES**
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**quietly rattles**
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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HOW ADORABLE ARE YOU?
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“THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING! AND DO FEEL FREE TO SNUGGLE ME”
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“YEAAAAH I DONT KNOW ‘BOUT THAT”
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“I DON’T HAVE CHEEKS THOUGH!”
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“NO”
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“THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING!”
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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[BLAME WISH @the-judge-of-bones​ FOR THIS ONE. 
They made me against my will (Not really but SHHHHH)
Really it just took the words “Paps dances Latin dances with a rose in his mouth” and I couldn’t help it...
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puzzlebones · 4 years
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@the-judge-of-bones​ From HERE
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“I’M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER SANS”
He knew his brother didn’t dance much now a days, but he was determined to get the lazybones to get up and move around....and maybe, he missed dancing with his brother. 
“WE CAN START OFF EASY, I PROMISE”
He held out his hand for Sans to grab, maybe he was aware it hurt his brother sometimes to dance, maybe he wasn’t...but something nice and easy couldn’t cause too much harm, right?
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Sans skellies told S/O it was their Papyruses birthday and S/O ended up making the house full of party decorations and when papyrus comes home they tell S/O it was not their birthday, reactions with main 5-?
Undertale Sans and Papyrus - You turn around slowly. Sans is looking at you, his phone in hand, recording the all thing. You take one of the nice cream tart you made and you are determined to crush it on his face. He can't dodge forever. Papyrus is looking at you chasing each other around, still confused.
Underswap Sans and Papyrus - You thought Blue was playing a joke on you until you see he is as confused at you. When Honey understand his own brother got his birthday date wrong, he feels outraged. As they start to argue, you decide to leave the party by the window.
Underfell Sans and Papyrus - Red is dying on the ground, screaming you are very gullible. But not because you did this party for nothing. But also because Red told Edge it was your birthday too and he prepared a party too. You look at Edge. Edge looks at you. Then you both leave the house to party in a restaurant. Neither of you talks to him before two days.
Horrortale Sans and Papyrus - Oak is so ashamed he couldn't remember his brother's birthdate he starts to cry. He was legit thinking it was today. You spend the afternoon comforting him with Willow. Also, party or not, you eat everything you made anyway.
Horrorfell Sans and Papyrus - Welp. Actually, it was Copper's birthday. But he thought he didn't deserve it so he celebrated his brother's birthday instead. Chief is both sad and angry, so now you are celebrating both of their birthdays and yours because everyone deserves a birthday even when there's no birthday. There's not enough gifts for everyone but it was fun.
Swapfell Sans and Papyrus - When you ask Nox why he lies to you, he's confused. Because, actually, it's really Rus' birthday. He was just literally messing with you so you go whine to his brother and create more chaos. Nox is angry and chained Rus to a chair. He feeds him his entire cake in his mouth with a baby spoon to humiliate him. Rus is secretly enjoying that.
Outertale Sans and Papyrus - OF COURSE! Moon had to do this the day he got inspected by a nanny to have his certification. Sun invites his instructor to have some cake. You are so ashamed you don't know where to stand. After this, both you and Sun are going to hunt his brother down.
Dancetale Sans and Papyrus - Rambo helped to make the cake with you, and he was really proud of him. But not only he got Salsa's birthday date wrong, but he also put the wrong number on the cake, since Salsa has 26 years old and not 28. Salsa fainted dramatically on the ground. He's overeacting like the drama queen he is. Well shit.
Dancefell Sans and Papyrus - "YOU GOT MY BIRTHDAY WRONG? HOW COULD YOU?" Tango is hitting his brother on the head with a purse. When you say you have a surprise for him, he decided to record the all thing on Instagram. And now everyone is mocking him because his own brother couldn't remember his birthdate. Maybe you should tell him you are still recording and that their argument is getting several millions views right now.
Farmtale Sans and Papyrus - "It's because you are the light of my life everyday, bro. Everyday is a new birthday." Yeeeeeah. Sure. And not because you forgot your brother's birthday was two days ago. You are very sorry for Ben. But at least, he has a new rabbit now, and he loves it. He called him "The ghost of previous birthdays" so his brother could remember his shame for the next twelve years.
Mafiatale Sans and Papyrus - Demon is a very bad loser. Creeper keep saying it's not his birthday, while Demon is insisting it is. It's a battle of "it is" "IT IS NOT" "it is" "IT IS NOT" and the two of them are screaming louder and louder. You decide to run away when they took out their weapons and threatened each other.
Mafiafell Sans and Papyrus - Maybe Fang mistake the birthday of his dog, Hawk, and Torpedo's one. Torpedo is not taking it very well. You tried to defend Fang, but Torpedo's already made his mind and, since he loves his dog so much, he's going to live in his kennel for the week and take the dog home instead. You are secretly freeing him in the night.
Disbelief Papyrus - You asked his brother when is his birthday. ... But nobody came. =)
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The SO casually mentioning trauma except with the rest of the skeletons,
Hello, hello ! The previous ask is here, with the main 10 !
Horrorfell Sans and Papyrus - It's the first time the boys are visiting a farm. Everything was fine until you got close from the pigs enclosure and, while they are petting the piggies, you explained how you lost two fingers when you were little because a pig you were trying to feed ate your whole hand. Copper and Chief are slowly getting their hands out of the pig that doesn't understand why they stopped petting. He screamed, making them both jump. Yeah, no, they're never getting close of the pigs ever again.
Outertale Sans and Papyrus - You are all admiring the first baby Sun had to keep as a nanny. It's your turn to hold the baby, then you smile. "Ooooh, do you know that when I was a baby, my nanny accidentally dropped me because I was crying too much and I almost die?" There's a terrible silence. Sun gasped in horror and takes the baby back from your hands. Moon never wants to touch a baby ever again.
Dancetale Sans and Papyrus - S/O : Come on, it's not that bad! Rambo : Your knee is heading the wrong way, how could it be even worse??? S/O : Last time, all of my left limbs were doing that! Salsa : HUMAN LIMBS CAN DO THAT MULTIPLE TIMES ??!! DO YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? The poor boys are traumatised and they both discovered a sudden hate for human bodies and bones.
Dancefell Sans and Papyrus - You're locked in a safari car, while a freaking lion is trying to hunt you. Rumba is screaming, Tango is filming and you're just : "When I was little, circus were far less protected than today. One day I saw a lion jump on a guy right next to him and open his throat like it was paper!" Rumba is now screaming and crying, holding you like a koala, while Tango is encouraging you to say more so his Instagram followers can appreciate the story more. The lion chooses that moment to break a window.
Farmtale Sans and Papyrus - The three of you are baking a cake when you suddenly laugh. "When I was little, I lost a tooth in a cake I was baking. I didn't tell anyone until my little brothe choke with it." They doesn't mind until Sam felt something hard in his mouth and freaked out, Ben freaks out because his brother is freaking out and you crying with laughter because you just put a big chunk of chocolate to make them do that. Sam will still insist to go to the hospital. You are banned from doing cakes now.
Mafiatale Sans and Papyrus - Demon and Creeper are fighting over who will eat the red dragibus, when you picks one and said that one day you put one in your nose and it got stuck here for three months. The two brothers put a hand to their non-existant nose in shock.
Mafiafell Sans and Papyrus - Fangs is playing with his dogs, and they're licking his face. You smiles, it's so cute. "Do you know my grand dad die because of his dog? It licks his face and gives him a bacteria and then he died." Torpedo gasped in horror. He's putting Fangs and his dogs outside. Then you look at his cat and says it's funny because your grand mother died the same way because of the cat. Torpedo is now paranoid and must wash himself everytime a dog or a cat touch him. Congratulations.
Ink - You're waiting in a queue to see Santa Claus. S/O : "Hey, wanna see something cool? Someone in my class did that when I was little". Ink : "What did they do?" You jump on the scene, runs in front of Santa Claus and pulls his beard in front of all the kids. The kids are screaming in shock, but they're not the only one. Ink is crying. "... Santa Claus... is not real?" You destroyed his childhood. What a monster. Security is dragging you out too. You desserved it.
Error - Error's hand is glue to the wall because you wanted to glue a paper, but it was very good glue. You're trying to free him and just : "That's fine, it could be worse. Last time I did that I ripped all my arm skin off." Error's eye sockets goes black then he just screams and panics. Don't touch him, he doesn't want you to touch him. He can stay like that for eternity.
Disbelief Papyrus - You're trying archery today! It was nice until you explained how one of your ancestors were working in a circus and doing the "shoot the apple" thing, and then he shoots right in his co-worker eye with so much precision no one could hung him down. Delta takes your bow. That's enough archery for today. You're going home and he's going to pretend like he didn't hear any of that.
Dustale Sans - You're watching a horror movie, and Dust doesn't like this. In the worst moment, you explain your boyfriend that one day your mirror reflexion did something different that what you were doing and that they promised to kill everyone you love when you grows up. Dune is : leaving. He's going to run in the woods, like, forever. Goodbye.
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