Spotify: hey Cal! Eurovision is over and we heard you like Irina Rimes you should check this out
Me: let's do it
Me: how do you do that song embedding thing?
Me: oh no somebody has turned on the 'repeat this track 1000 times' option how terrible couldn't have been me
Me, reading the lyrics: who has loved foreigners... will eat a dog's heart?
Mihai Eminescu, for it is he [translated]:
Me: well that's a bit rude what did i do to you :'<
the parties to the Treaty of Berlin, 1878 [paraphrased]: oh Russia, of course you may have the lovely and fertile southern Bessarabia! shut up România the real countries are talking, why don't you and Bulgaria go and play with this unproductive river delta
Eminescu [probably not in English obvs]: All Romanians have complained to me.
Me: ah
Me: once again i must apologise for the crimes of my ancestral country
Eminescu [still not in English]: I probably still dislike you for probably so many reasons. *vanishes*
Irina Rimes – Flori de mai | Official Music Video Lyrics, Letra Irina Rimes
Strofa 1
Mi-au spus că iubirea trebuia
Să fie cu totul altceva
Nu închisoare, fără scăpare
Când te iubești da’ nu te mai
Mi-au spus că durerea e așa
Un lucru trecător în viața ta
Iubirea te-mbată, da’ este cu plată
Când îl iubești da’ nu te mai
Pre-refren
Nu te mai, mai, ai, ai, ah
Hai, spune-mi de ce stai
Dacă nu ne…