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#Incorrect Pokémon quotes
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Adaman: *sends a photo of Leafeon sleeping via text message*
Dawn: *texting back* Akfjksndlshahdks, he’s so cute!
Adaman: thanks but what does that first word mean?
Dawn: Oh that’s a keysmash
Adaman: how do i do it
Dawn: Just press anything
Adaman: 7
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edgy-girlboss · 2 months
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Akari: If you water water, it grows
Irida: Wha-
Adaman: She's got a point
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segasister · 1 year
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Everyone else regarding Koraidon: In my defense, I was encountering the most ferocious creature in Paldea.
Juliana, currently rubbing Koraidon’s belly: Who’s my peanut butter sandwich boy?!
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sparkingspider · 1 year
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(The pearl clan recording a singing video)
Irida: Someone came in late. Who wasn't ready?
Lian: Me.
Ingo: Me.
Gaeric: Me.
Palina: Me.
Calaba: Me.
Irida: All of you?!
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sincerely-sofie · 7 months
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months
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Super Effective!: Morningstars vs Vaggie
Lucifer: Vaggie?
Vaggie: Yes, Lucifer?
Lucifer: (Morningstar Puppy Eyes) Can we have McBurger Queen for dinner?
Vaggie: What did Charlie say?
Lucifer: To ask you.
Vaggie: We have food here.
Lucifer: You leave me no choice. CHARLIEZARD!!! USE BABY DOLL EYES!!!
Vaggie: Wait, what?
Charlie: RAWR!!! (jumps out from behind the door wearing a charmander onesie) Lucifetch'd, use Charm!
Lucifer: (transforms his clothes into a farfetched onesie) Ha-HA!
Vaggie: Farfetch'd doesn't know "Charm"!!!
Charlie & Lucifer: (double damage, Morningstar Puppy Eyes)
Vaggie: (overpowered by the adorable double team) AGH!!! Fine! We can have McBurger Queen!
Charlie & Lucifer: (jump up and down in a circle while holding hands) Yay!
Razzle: (bursts in wearing a unicorn onesie) Baaaa!
Charlie: All good, Razzle! We don't need you to use Razzling Gleam. Vaggie said yes!
Razzle: (throws his hooves into the air excitedly) BAAAAAA!!!
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paldean-champ · 1 month
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THE LONG AWAITED SCARVIO MEME DUMP PART 8
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harveywritings92 · 6 months
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{Pokémon/ roommate Au: R/n just got out of the shower realizes she left her laundry in the living room.]
R/n: [From the bathroom:] Hello?  Are you guys back yet?
[When there is no answer, R/n rushes out of the bathroom in just a towel and grabs her housecoat out of the basket drops her towel. then the front door opens R/n hugs her coat to her body, just as Ghost walks in, he does a double take and gapes, while Soap is stunned.]
R/n: Well go on, turn your heads.
[R/n turns round to change. The two men turn around to face the door, however, Soap does a full circle and is staring back at R/n. Ghost puts a stop to it and turns him back around just before R/n can catch him..]
R/n: *finished changing* Okay.
[They turn back around to see R/n wearing a t-shirt and shorts.]
R/n: So, I guess you've had some excitement tonight.
[Ghost is blushing under his mask, when he sees R/n is unknowingly wearing one of his T-shirts.(Soap snuck it into her laundry, he’s trying play match maker)]
Soap: Well I won’t say exciting, It was just an average day at work...
R/n: Oh C’mon, stop joking around. tell me how it went, what happened?
{Ghost and Soap look at her bemused}
Soap: How did what happen?
R/n: The battle?
Ghost: What battle?
R/n: Th-The battle wit-- What? Are you guys saying you didn’t battle Leon?
Soap: Leon?
Ghost: Ya mean that wasn't a joke?!
[That’s how Soap and Ghost learned that Leon the former champion of Galar had toured their base's battle facility! And that they totally missed an opportunity to battle him! They thought everyone was having a go with them! Luckily R/n still had Leon’s contact Info from when they were a Gym leader, she called him up and the two challenged Soap and Ghost the battle base! ]
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oncillaphoenixart · 8 months
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rixi-96 · 9 months
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Satoshi: I'm so glad you got along with my boyfriend!
Serena: Yeah, it was a pleasure to meet Gou. I'm so happy now you two are together!
Satoshi: But I have to ask, what's the baseball bat for?
Serena: I thought this was gonna go differently. Damn Gou and his charm.
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Quick Update for those that follow me:
(If this appears on your dash I am talking about You)
This blog might transition into a full-time general PokeBlog. Incorrect Quotes won’t disappear but they will no longer be the focus. I’ve run out of steam for Arceus (for now) and I want to get into Scarlet and Violet.
I would need to change the blog name and post about more general Pokémon Art and Theories. I am a big nerd for Pokémon research and ecology and I know that I’ll need to expand this blog if I want to infodump about it.
No hard feelings if you leave, I just wanted to give you all a warning! Stay tuned for some fun stuff like Liveblogs, Evolution theories, Memes, and more!
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edgy-girlboss · 3 months
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Adaman, to Irida: Have I ever told you how beautiful you look contemplating violence?
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delusionalpolo · 4 months
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Volo : "I tried to destroy the world"
Me : "I like you"
James : "I am a criminal"
Me : "I like you"
Cynthia : "I see you as a younger sister"
Me : "I like you"
Lance : "I am twice your age"
Me : "I like you"
Steven : "I see you as a good friend"
Me : "I like you"
N : "Thank you for helping me"
Me : "I like you"
Curtis : "I like you"
Me : "I- wait what?"
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eev583 · 3 months
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Don’t ask me just take it. I was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and I got this.
And yes I ship Kieran and Juliana :3
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Arezu: *sends the above photo*
Adaman: Je m'appelle Gemma Pell.
Melli: Je suis une pomme de terre.
Mai: you're a... You're a potato?
Melli: IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?
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