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#Incorrect Legends Arceus
Adaman: Have you ever wanted to just be a microwave? Just spin... and be warm... and make incoherent noises... and be useful...
Arezu: Are you ok?
Adaman: No please take me to therapy.
Melli: hang on he has a point.
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corethetrueidiot · 9 months
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god I love incorrect quote tumblr
•og posts here and here
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nartothelar · 1 year
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reveal
ingo has been dating melli for a short while now. emmet finds melli annoying and rude but tolerates him; after this reveal, emmet tries to warm up to melli since he wants to support ingo’s decision and bc he knows ingo is a good judge of character
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peccaberry · 7 months
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edgy-girlboss · 29 days
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Adaman, completely serious: Sir, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have big little paw-paws and a little heart nose. Do you care to comment?
Leafeon: *Meows*
Adaman: Riveting.
Irida, walking in: Am I interrupting something?
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eev583 · 15 days
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Cyllene: I’m leaving for three days. Professor Laventon is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.
Akari: Mine just says ‘Akari, no’.
Cyllene: And you can apply that to every possible situation.
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rainbowrocketquotes · 7 months
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Adaman: place of birth
Volo: pangea
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Protagonist: I only wish for people to be happy :) Volo: Christ you are extremely fuckin selfish, die Protagonist: I am 15 years old
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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Avery: (adjusting his suit and hat) There. How do I look?  
Y/n: Like a cheap Kalosian harlot.  
Avery: k...Kalosian?!
{Meanwhile a 100+ years into the past Warden Melli shudders in disgust.]
Adaman: what?
Melli: I don’t know, I just-- I just feel so insulted! 
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pokeprism14 · 2 years
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You: Mistress Cogita, I need your advice on something.
Cogita: What is it dear lost one?
You: Lately I’ve been feeling off. My face gets hot, my heart pounds uncontrollably, and I keep stuttering.
You: I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Cogita, smiling: Dear lost one, that’s called love.
You: oh…/////
Cogita: So who makes you feel this way lost one?
You: Volo.
Cogita: You should go see a doctor.
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kurixta · 6 months
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silly volo things
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Melli: How do people with biting kinks live? I've been bitten by creatures before and that shit hurts.
Adaman: what-
Melli: I just had a mental breakdown at 3am and I'm calling you from my shower I am not a proud man.
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Adaman: *sends a photo of Leafeon sleeping via text message*
Dawn: *texting back* Akfjksndlshahdks, he’s so cute!
Adaman: thanks but what does that first word mean?
Dawn: Oh that’s a keysmash
Adaman: how do i do it
Dawn: Just press anything
Adaman: 7
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Volo: Look at the little babyyy~! :D
Togepi: *happy egg daughter noises*
Volo, losing his mind: Now look at THE BIG BABY.
Giratina, smashing through reality: *eldritch screeching intensifies*
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peccaberry · 5 months
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edgy-girlboss · 2 months
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Adaman, lightly nudging Leafeon with his foot: Leafeon, move out of the way please so I can get through.
Leafeon: [internally] You KICK Leafeon? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Father! Jail for Father for one thousand years!
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