#ITS FACE LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[crowned-ladybug]

I wanted to draw my own take on ART-as-a-presence-in-the-feed but struggled with what path to take for A While bc all I had was that I was adamant about a winding, serpentine body, too large to take in at once and So Good at piling upon your shoulders with weight that's either overwhelming or comforting, take your pick

And then I brought in the hexagons and everything just worked

(They let me give it a face without an actual face, make for a good shorthand to show that it's talking/present in potential future art, and as a bonus serve as an homage to JWST bc hey, science!)

Partially brought to you by a whole lot of listening to Satellite by Starset

#ive hit the 'i just wanna stop looking at it' phase tho so here. take it #digital art #fanart #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #asshole research transport #character design #somehow this is what taught me how to make custom brushes in krita (it was for the face hexagons) #okay i am fuckin Tired but im still reeling from Network Effect and i care these two dipshits so much #i picked orange for ART to contrast Murderbots blue #but unfortunately also bc its been stuck in my brain as orange-aligned from the moment it appeared #bc my first impression was 'oh youre like simaris but not fuckin infuriating' #which is a Very unfair comparison btw bc i cant fuckin stand simaris but i love ART dearly #also a million other reasons but yeah. sorry bud you got assigned orange at introduction #at some point during the desing process it also had a whole bunch of hands since its controlling so many things at once with ease #but i had no way to make that look good and keep with the original vision of 'annoying long weighted blanket'

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

[bitchfitch]

hey...... quick reality check for your local blind idiot.

#i was working on a drawing and going 'aw fuck i forgot what this assholes face looks like again' then 'prolly doesn't matter all that much' #'its not like anyone Actually remembers other peoples faces. you have to be So close to someone to see that shit- wait a minute'

[bruhstation]

He's such a magnificent bastard I am pushing him down the stairs.

The “L” hand pose good lord. no holding back…. no mercy….. the utter disrespect is insane. so cold. this picture encapsulates the core of Casa Tidmouth spencer

#asks #hkpika07 #for me #casa tidmouth #ttte spencer #up there with the ‘’funeral food so good I be forgetting who tf died’’ #first only coming to the funerals for the food and now capitalizing off the deaths of his cousins #AND HIS EYES MY GOD ITS THE WHITE DEMON!!!!! #AHHHH AHHHHHHHH #gordon’s gonna beat his ass‼️‼️ #scott’s just……. ‘’:(‘’ #I just know lemberg and polly and the others mad as hell rn #Okay but real talk he looks 100x more of an asshole in your art style #like the way you draw him makes me wanna pull his ears even more #I WANNA WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF HIS FACE SO BADLY!!!! GRAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! #THANK YOU FOR DRAWING HIM RED. I HAD A FEELING HES GONNA LOOK EVEN MORE HATER LIKE IN YOUR ART STYLE

[natjennie]

like seriously whatever you do dont think about the captain and that story about someone calling into gay bars and not saying anything, just listening to queer people living and laughing and having fun. definitely don't think about the captain doing that. haha.

#both during his life and in death #i just looked it up and the 1930s british queer scene was beautiful like jazz age stuff #the idea of the captain just discretely privately calling into places he's heard rumored to be queer #just to listen to the saxophone over the static of the telephone and know that there were gay people living and loving somewhere #and then to think about him missing that EVEN MORE in death because now he cant LEAVE #he cant hear rumors from people he cant call in #imagine the favors he'd have to owe julian to dial a number and let cap listen to the receiver without knowing what it is #like of course julian wants to know and he pesters him. but when cap is Deadly Serious and scared and sad. #a face julian's never seen. he winds his jokes down and agrees to do it #making cap think it was his idea- 'a bit of charity for the old walrus then'- instead of a deep understanding and love #and since its been decades of course the number he calls isnt a gay club anymore. maybe it doesnt even connect #and it breaks his heart and it takes him another decade to gather intel and the nerve to ask julian again #but when he does he finally gets a place and the phone quality is INCREDIBLE he can hear so much #he can hear people and their upbeat music and their laughter and their love #and he cries #and if julian sees it and pretends not to then its so that he can have the blackmail later thank you for asking #anyway im making myself emotional #bbc ghosts #EDIT Becuase then when julian overhears he tries subtly to make the captain feel more comfortable #bc julian is an asshole but he's not homophobic i mean he fucks everyone #so he tries to pepper in more stories about men but that just makes cap uncomfortable #and hes frustrated bc he cant think of anything else to do other than flirt with him but thats a bad idea #but then he remembers that he went to bars and places and maybe he'll like that #so he 'accidentally' dials some clubs he knows were cool and leaves the phone off the receiver for cap to find #and cap just gives him a curt nod and a clearing of his throat and they Dont Talk about it but they Know

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

i think ppl can and should project onto fictional characters. that's kind of what they're for a lot of the time. even if in the story they dont have the exact same experiences the audience can still find similarities with them and it's empowering to headcanon that, because of these similarities, the character has a similar identity to you. a lot of writers purposely give their characters experiences similar to marginalized groups to make those groups feel seen.

that being said, if you project your own experiences onto your blorbos you HAVE to be able to tell when the story is purposely making the character a metaphor for your experiences and when the story is. not doing that. just because you personally relate to a character doesn't mean the character literally is your marginalized identity. and it definitely doesn't mean that the writers hate your marginalized identity, specifically, if they don't do what you want them to do with that character.

#shut up pandora #this is about a post i say talking about how belos owlhouse has traits that if you squint could be seen as him having schizophrenia #and bc op thinks the show fumbled his character #specifically bc hes a Bad Guy who Does Bad Things and Is Bad #the shows creator is literally ableist and is a fake ally for otherwise depicting other instances of neurodivergence positively #the evidence btw is: #belos seeing hallucinations of the golden guards to represent his repressed guilt which is a trope that everyone on this green earth uses #and the fact that papa titan refers to belos as having 'delusions' #which in this context isn't being used medically but colloquially bc guess what! words can have different meanings depending on the context #and in this context he isnt talking about a medical delusion hes talking about belos's denial of his mistakes #which isnt a mental illness thing its an asshole thing which he is. thats the appeal of his character #the show has problems in general and belos character definitely has problems but this aint it chief #methinks someone was looking for a reason to hate on the queer show hmm i wonder why #even if they werent trying to do that op projected too hard on a character who the writers didnt expect them to project onto so hard #that they forgot that not everything isnt about them so when they didnt like where they went with belos's character #they decided that dana terrace just hated ppl like them specifically #terminally online bullshit #anyway moral of the story is not everything is about you #also dont try to look for this post or anything i dont want ppl to shit talk op to their face #im vagueing for a reason im not trying to start stuff #but anyway even if you talk about how the hallucination trope is universally harmful which i dont think it is depending on how you use it #and even if you think the word delusional shouldnt be used colloquially due to its association with a mental illness #there are so many other pieces of media that use that trope #and there are so many other instances where that word is used and all of its so much more offensive than fucking owl house #youre standing naked in a river in winter and complaining that your soup is lukewarm #oh how i wish that cartoon fans can get as angry about shit like south park as they do about shit like the owl house

[lassieposting]

Fedyor and Ivan, hovering in the hallway outside the war room, playing the world's quietest game of rock paper scissors ("best of three!") to decide who has to go firmly separate the General from the Little Palace's best vodka and put his ass to bed and maybe talk him through how to process getting ghosted by a girl like a normal person

#sab headcanons #listen i am terribly soft for ivan/fedyor Mom-Friending kirigan #give me ivan draping a blanket over him and turning out the light when sasha conks tf out at his desk #fedyor bringing him dinner when he gets caught up in work and forgets to eat all day bc if u wont come to the food the food will come to u #long-suffering exasperatedly fond manservants & boss who is both highly competent and a total moron #ivan blankly listening to kirigan strategise at 90mph because he has An Idea and hes using ivan as a web dev's rubber duck #'i just smile and nod. i have no idea what he's on about but i dont think that actually matters to him' #long and involved debates on long journeys in the black carriage because its awkward otherwise #sharing A Look™ across the room when like. david does something weird or the queen is condescending or the king is an asshole #'yes sir i took notes that whole meeting bc you had your Mooning Over The Sun Summoner face on' #ivan kaminsky #fedyor kaminsky #sab

[todayisafridaynight]

you never realize how hard it is to find a specific shade of blue for a suit until you go to find a specific shade of blue for a suit

#snap chats #i was supposed to go on a sunset walk but the organizer for the event was a no show ??? fuckin asshole #so i went home and decided to wear my mine cosplay for once #it was a cute result but how round my face is just kept bothering me. admittedly i didnt bother with makeup this time #just wanted to wear the shit for shits and giggles yk LMAO but then i remembered that anon bein like #'mate i woulda thunk ya'd do an aoki cosplay first' and so. i got curious and attempted to go looking #and my brothers in christ when i say. its so hard finding a suit EVEN CLOSE to his shade of blue. its nigh impossible #obviously i dont have plans to ACTUALLY purchase anything anytime soon. if i even fuckin found anythin but yk. Curious #his suit isn't perfectly cobalt or navy but its not explicitly teal- its in some. Dare I Say grey zone #of a SLIGHTLY TEAL prussian blue #ive checked both mens and womens and im just looking for the color im not even hunting for suit style #thats not even mentioning his tie's relatively unique too- HELL WHILE I WAS LOOKING I FOUND TIES SIMILAR TO SAWASHIROS #BEFORE I FOUND ONE ACCEPTABLE AS AOKI'S #at least i found one or two but my god... his outfit is so simple on paper but then you get int it and im gonna throw up #mine's easy-to-assemble outfit but incredibly unique face and hairline/cut vs aoki's simple face vs deceptively-difficult outfit #if my hair was longer and i bothered letting my facial hair grow out masato'd be easy as hell. already got that shit under lock and key lol #hate this house #ok im done being weird bout dressing up as middle aged men bye

[mashed4077]

#no this scene didnt drive me nuts what do u mean. #im so normal #hawkahy #i was in hysterics over this #this whole scene was like. instant fav of all time #the juxtaposition of pure serotonin and joy and me absolutely beaming #and then how what it became. my face DROPPED. so good #new comfort ep nonetheless tho #mulcahy looks like a little boy 🥺 hes so fucking cute #i luv the hoodie n baseball cap look its 1) v trans 2) makes him look so lil n young and i 🤲 #smallest priest ever #the part where they started before he could blow the whistle #and hawkeye started laughing n mulcahy looked confused #u kno the trope of. adhd asshole messes w clueless autistic person #thats hawkeye & frank and hawkeye & mulcahy but ones derogatory and onss affectionate #do u see #like that scene in kim when hawkeye teases mulcahy abt smth n mulcahy goes oh i'd never! #n then he looks over n sees hawkeye smiling n he grins too. okay. im normal about this #shhhh #mine #hawkeye #mulcahy #dare i say....... they r on a date #:) #happy tag

[disastersteps]

its only been a few months but i had completely fallen into mortum pit.

mortunita AND mortujulita is now part of my 'im so so so normal about them' club along with julita-

#myramblings #holds on face #listen it just works so well with neets!! #grabs neets shoulders tightly. you are soooo getting love'd as twice as double as gayness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #look. ortega makes neets hate her then falling in love with her asshole-y self but still its. ortega. #then you have mortum who neets find themself just. wishing theyre themself. shopping about tech with her. they dont Realized theyre in love #since neets a demi lesbian- their thembo ass is gonna be a while before they realized 'oh i really LOVE mortum. fuck!!' #listen their lvoe for jules is still strong as ever and its HURTING #and mortum feel like a breather. but its also like. #i want them both. says the one who chose to be a villain so they can unleash that anger into the justice on these that harm them and and an #grabs neets and shakes them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway. ahem #hi this is what my brain had commited to /lightheart

[quietwingsinthesky]

i have been thinking about that ‘give your oc a kink’ post for days. because i think even would have a thing for hypnosis. yes, yes, for character reasons of overwhelming feelings of impending failure that make the idea of having the ability to choose anything at all be taken out of their hands look extremely appealing. but also because it would be so fucking funny in the worse timeline. imagine you get stuck in time hell with a guy whose whole thing is hypnotizing people, and u hate him. u hate him so. so much.

#i never let them just have a nice relaxing time huh #even just wants someone to take over their brain for a bit so they arent filled with insane amounts of stress about fucking up. #and no one around them will help out for silly reasons like ‘this is a bad coping mechanism’ and ‘having free will is important’ and #‘controlling someone’s mind is invasive’ #except for this one asshole. and they don’t even like him. #i cannot emphasize enough how much the core of this timeline is that even and the master do not fucking like each other. at all. #but the thing is: time bubble. #even can’t reasonably expect to survive on their own. and the master gets his kicks out of watching one of the doctor’s companions get Worse #when circumstances force their hand. and also its helpful to have a spare to be able to throw into pits before you jump in yourself to see #how deep they are. #something even is aware of. and on some level finds easier than their relationship with the doctor. there’s security in knowing someone will #destroy you. in choosing them to do it. or at least telling yourself that you had a choice when you picked them. #<3 healthy and normal relationship. #i got off topic this was about hypnosis. anyway the point of that was that its one thing to give a guy your death and another to (willingly) #let him fuck around in your head. no matter how appealing it looks some days. #and let me tell you: even’s had some days. #endgame for even getting out of this. (if they do. i haven’t decided.) but the endgame is someone on the surface whose face the doctor knows #and someone underneath who is a complete stranger. both metaphorically and physically as in: that suicide pill tooth is probably not the #last thing they end up letting the master stick in their body. even is at the end of the day a constant struggle to be a person and not a #reaction to the people around them. #dw oc #and maybe in a nicer timeline they meets river song and find kinky applications for hallucinagenic lipstick. i could let them be happy. #i could. i wont! but i could.

[officialtokyosan]

mk1 looks so fucking good. like they look real. they look really good that its freaky sometimes but not in a bad way. i cant exaggerate how good it looks

#it still sucks why its 100gb like you can clearly see why with the detail and scale of everything #its fucking beautiful #i thought injustice 2 and mk11 was peak but goodness this is beyond beautiful #and on top of it the story is really good! giving me what i want. making me care about these people #its amazing how much better mk11 looks than x. mkx looks like pure asshole im sorry its insane #it wasnt even that long ago. idk if mkx looks better than mk9 its the faces that are the ugliest to me ww

[bronzebtch]

the scene that personally angers me from the series is when da3mon returned from stepstones and they were all having their lil feast and alic3nt was trying to fit in with vis, the bro, and the princess (?? actually idk if rhaerhae was there so dont @ me), and she said smth about??? idk?? like art or smth, like maybe u'd be interested to see it, because shes just trying to participate, and it is. literally. the way da3mon and vis look at each other, like, shes just this silly little girl, that just. invoked so much feminine rage in me, i just—

#GOD. MEN #MEN AND THEIR AUDACITY #GROWLS (MENACINGLY) #its the subtle actions like these that clearly sets u apart. but its also so nuanced and. MAKE NO MISTAKE #SO FUCKING ON PURPOSE. THAT JUST. ENRAGES ME #( can u tell ive been in alisent's place before? ) #vis could've defended her. or tried to ease her into the convo #but he didnt?????? #da3mon couldve just. not been a straight up asshole and answered her genuinely #instead of giving that lil look like hes regina george just lyin bald-faced 2 someone abt whether he liked their shirt or nah 😭 #its so clique-y behaviour I GENUINELY CANNOT. #you are grown ass ADULT MEN?/!??!?!? screaming #she abt to give u four kids. what do you MEAN ure disrespecting by laughing at her face when shes just tryna make a convo #i cant. i caaaaaant. #anyways. i am calm now. i swear #like i said u guys. LIKE I SAID. its the...... subtle SUBTLE microaggressions that hits me so well when it comes 2 writing #like u KNOW it hits a spot when someone is this angry akjdsjh god im so overdramatic lmaoooo :') #GENERAL: OUT OF CHARACTER.

[spectral-honey]

i am thinking about tim drake joining his school cheer team

#red robin #tim drake #also ive been reading 'tim takes batgirl mantle' fics and i like them and they are precious to me #tim wears a skirt bc they just look so pretty and when he twirls the skirt also twirls and it makes it VERY FUN to kick badguys #but okay im imagining hes a little bit rude at first #'im not like other girls' vibes. #thinking the other ppl on the cheer team only care about dumb teenage drama #and then he has like team bonding moments w them and gets a bunch of friends?? #its cliche but still i always enjoy when an asshole whose slutshaming someone get punched in the face #so one of the girls is like 'guys this dude has been saying shit abt me to everyone behind my back :(' #and tim is like well listen. if you want me to i can either punch him in the face for you and then teach you how to throw a punch later #OR i can teach you how to throw a punch NOW and then YOU can punch this guy #and then also he teaches all of them how to throw a punch and they become a cheerleader girlgang #gotham cheerleaders learning how to throw down bc comeon of course they do they live in /gotham/

[naeviaas]

doppelgangers as explained as parallel universes crossing into our universe 🤮🤮🤮🤮 doppelgangers are omens and they are portents of the disrupted self coming to GET you, are u the real u or could they be realer than u? maybe you're gonna find out BITCH

#i feel like explaining it like that takes out all the terror and fear of what a doppelganger is imo #but its also my favourite 'real' phenomenon i guess #i had a reoccurring nightmare as a kid about a double family that lived under my house!!! they scary as shit!!! #or the non-supernatural time when i saw a guy that looked exactly like my brother coming towards me #to the point i was like incredulously staring at him thinking 'oh he's IGNORING me...asshole!' #until we were RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER and it was only then that i realised it wasn't him #and the way my stomach dropped like.... you don't know this man but you know his face! i was so unsettled! #i immediately texted everyone i knew about it HAHAHAHA

[jibunwo]

MADE FUN OF MY SIBLING AND THEY MADE A FACE AND I COULD TELL FROM THEIR FACE THAT THEY WANTED TO PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS I WAS OPENING MOUTH TO TELL THEM I LIKED THEIR IM GONNA PUSH YOU THE STAIRS FACE THEY SAID SHUT UP ILL PUSH THE STAIRS

#this was near the stairs but not so near that they couldve just done it. like they could see the stairs but i was not quite ripe for the #pushing so it was extra funny that i could divine their intentions from just their face #im good at that though. i have an intuition for what sorts of silly violence people are planning to enact unto me #once my friend offered me a warhead. like the candy. and i was like oh no thanks :) and he was like are you sure? and i looked at him and #immediately covered my water cup. he was like HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO WHAT THE FUCK #and i was like HOLY SHIT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY #and that started a longstanding tradition of putting shit in each others waters. he liked to sneak up on me and get me with a nerf dart bc #he knew hed never manage it if i could see his face. asshole got a napkin in my milkshake in low lighting once though. i could always read #him really well with that kinda thing though like he wasnt that surprised when i stopped on the sidewalk and walked to his other side so he #couldnt shove me into the street bc wed known each other for ages at that point but they warhead thing was like. a couple weeks after we met #ALSO SHOVING ME INTO THE STREET WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DANGEROUS WE WERE IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE THERE WERE NOT CARS. HE WOULD NOT SHOVE ME INTO #THE STREET TO GET HIT BY CARS. WORST INJURIES I WOULDVE GOTTEN WERE SKINNED KNEES AND THAT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS AND HED NEVER HAVE LIVED #IT DOWN. BUT NO CARS. NO GETTING HIT BY CARS. ALWAYS HAVE TO REMEMBER SHOVING PEOPLE INTO THE STREET GETS THEM HIT BY CARS WHEN I TELL THAT #STORY BC ITS GETS ME INTO THE BUTTFUCK NOWHERE MINDSET WHERE CARS DONT HIT PEOPLE THEY ONLY HIT DEER #what was my point. dont remember. oh well send tweet or whatever #mine