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if i was an animal id be a gorilla
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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......
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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame
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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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Entire Gaza population now 100 percent severely food insecure
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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I miss jibun wo :(
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24 ribs
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do you like this plot i made
yeas. what is modulus
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Trans woman in need
tl;dr: I need help paying rent, bills, and grocery shopping. Any help I could get would be absolutely amazing and I would be so grateful.
Hi! My name is Mordred and I recently lost my job during a mental breakdown. Since then I have been suffering from compound issues of long covid, chronic fatigue syndrome (something I've been dealing with since before covid), long term ankle and back pains from injuries, not to mention depression. Its become really hard managing life while suffering through these and I had hoped that living off my savings and focusing on my health it'd all get better. But, as my savings are drying up and I'm still suffering, I still have rent, bills, groceries, and even medical bills to pay. I hate to do this but I'm genuinely having such a hard time here and I really need help. If I could possibly get any kind of donations to help me through this, I'd be so thankful.
paypal.me/catgirlprincess
my venmo is @ catgirlprincess
and my ko-fi is ko-fi.com/mioxenoblade
Thank you for spreading this and helping me get seen, and endless love and thanks if you send anything.
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