#IT'S TOOOOO MUCH

[raytorosaurus]

happy international lesbian day to princess hair ray toro watching flannel frank iero perform in ls dunes

#IT'S TOOOOO MUCH #geoff rickly is also there 🥹 #i heart dykes #aftershock #sacramento #frank iero #ray toro #ls dunes #video #**

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE! #I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame! #it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums! #PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND! #I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

[applestruda]

*redesigns my grian the night before the new hc season*

#i threw away my last one #tbh i think i hadnt really realized it but i dont know how much ive ever liiked my grian #i started drawing him like that bc when i joined the fandom i didnt know how to interpret his skin all that much #i just looked at what the fandom did #so uh #finally grabbing him and making him something i actually like #just a more subtle bird guy #headwings are cool but i like a little less creature on this guy #grian #grian fanart #my art #hes not tooooo different #but ive changed up a few features

[cheekylittlepupp]

listen this is very random but...I used to think people edit his eyes brighter in this scene but lord...

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #mims posts ~ #I've been looking and doing this scene too much lately and I just.. I... I have feelings about it #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #yes im doing smth with this scene and ive been staring at his eyes for tooooo damn long #he's hungry hungry #feral astarion is making me lose my miiiiiiind

[vlahovic]

The way it’s 100% happening now……. Like we all knew but damn

genuinely feel so sick

#like there are no words that can describe the range of my thoughts feelings emotions rn #it's tooooo much #answered

[turtleblogatlast]

Draxum somehow salvaged some of his notes and papers from when he first acquired the turtles, and out of “the goodness of his heart” (aka because Mikey begged him nonstop for a solid three hours) Draxum saw it fit to give them each their corresponding paper.

They were enlightening, to a degree, though it was kinda crazy seeing baby versions of their pre-mutation selves stapled to the corner of the paper.

When Leo got his paper, he grinned at his “super cute baby self” and shifted his eyes to read up a little.

Sure, there was the expected long drawn out essay about his role and place in regard to “world domination” or whatever that Leo skimmed over and proceeded to ignore thanks to the excess of way too big words, but what really caught Leo’s eye was the basic description of himself at the top of the papers.

There was his species, what seemed to be a number (either 2 or 3, Leo wasn’t sure since the bottom was burned a bit), his size (tiny!!), and then, right below those…

‘SEX: F’

…Leo blinked. Then blinked again.

“Draxum.” He said, getting his brothers’ attention.

At the lack of response, he looked up.

“Draxum.” The sheep Yokai walked away faster. “DRAXUM.” He was jogging now. “DRAXUM WHY DOES IT SAY ‘F’?!”

Draxum was booking it away from them as Leo gave chase, shouting about how “IT EXPLAINS A LOT BUT I NEED SOME ANSWERS! DRAXUM! DON’T YOU PORTAL AWAY YOU KNOW I CAN FOLLOW, YOU-“

There was a pinkish purple light, then a blue one, then silence.

The others stood there, wondering what just happened before shrugging it off and using their baby photos to go and bribe Splinter with.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #trans leo #rise leo #I don’t know why I wrote this I just wanted more trans leo #plus I think the boys deserve to have photos of their derpy turtle selves #when Leo goes back to his paper he’s then like wait I was just a turtle then how is turtle me smiling #I am once again pushing the agenda of Leo starting as a female baby turtle but easily passing as masc due to Lou Jitsu’s DNA #it makes so much sense tooooo much sense #trans leonardo

[flaringk]

With the help of @relaxxattack we've made another Better Discord theme, Chitter theme!

Once again this theme is majorly enhanced by the use of the BetterRoleColors and plrualChum plugins (See the github repo to learn how to activate them both at once)

Aditionally if you are using relaxattack's troll emojis, using this theme with the mentioned plugins will colour your emojis to said blood colour!

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #betterdiscord #homestuck theme #trollian #chitter #hiveswap #<-- I guess? #friendsim #flaringk #Hopefully I don't have to rush update this one tooooo much

[onii-onahole]

Gyunja x RubberBPA

#Let’s Hang Out from Today #This art is just tooooo much 😵‍💫 it’s a shame the story is kinda mid BUT~ the art more than makes up for it for these c@ps 😮

[mabaki]

@the-skrool joked I should draw Mabaki as an Asura and I was like: Dude, I know you're joking, but also not HAHAHA

So here, have a topless Asura Mabaki LMAO. This might be my favorite iteration so far so this might stick. look, I cant deny, I do love me some Asura too

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #guildwars2 #asura #gw2asura #mabaki #asura mabaki #sketch color #wow we got an asura mabaki tag y'all will i ever draw him again?? idk but i cannot deny i had way too much fun LMAO #ASURAS ARE EASY no they're not actually but I LOVE DRAWING THEIR HANDS #those spikes on his face are piercings #because Asuras dont usually have eyebrows but i had to have the three spikes I JUST HAVE TOOOOO #thanks for viewing y'all love ya <3

[happyheidi]

Eartha Kitt with kitties, 1952

Photographed by Gordon Parks for LIFE magazine

#I can’t even begin to say how much I love this woman! #eartha kitt #cats #kittens #animals #this isn’t cottagecore but I want ppl to see so I’m gonna tag it #cus I want tooooo #cottagecore #b&w #black and white #photography #50s #icon #life magazine

[delineate-creates]

Day 31: Fire

Tom looked to Harry, grinning, wanting him to share in the fun.

Then paused, amazed.

Harry was on fire.

Red and gold flames encased his entire body, licking harmlessly up his legs, his chest, his face. The fire was soft and friendly, the kind that danced behind the grate in the cottage, or kept travellers warm from inside a circle of logs. It was his soul, and unlike Tom’s, it was whole; as perfect as it had been on the day he was born.

•

From chapter 25 of @cybrid’s A Dangerous Game

#inktober #inktober2023 #hp #harry potter #tom riddle #tomarrymort #tomarry #fanart #my art #DONE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA #girl…I am so tired #a drawing a day is tooooo much #did I spend most of the month a day behind? yes #but I’m proud of myself for sticking with it again!!! #going to clean my room and crack open a big fat juicy long fanfic for my troubles

[nexiscool]

I WENT THROUGH HELL AND BEYOND WHILE MAKING THIS I HAVE NEVER DRAWN SO MUCH XENO IN A SINGLE DRAWING WTFFFDDFF

#eyestrain #??? #invader zim oc #invader zim #iz oc #digital art #invader zim original character #original character #my art #oc #oc art #25 essential expressions challenge #i love my gurl xeno but like this is tooooo much xeno for me😔😔😔😔😔 #also notice how i didnt draw her with zim #THATS SUPER RARE #rare xeno footage

[raincoquteee]

good morning (it's 1:09 am)

without text

and this whatever is it

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #dave miller #dsaf dave miller #dsaf dave #dsaf au #kinda #phoney dave #davesport #also kinda #i use kinda a lil bit tooooo much

[mx-hyperfixation]

GLaDOS moment

#portal 2 #chell portal #glados #portal #additionally added the text from the trailer thing because teehee #Might have tooooo much detail on the body don’t come after me I used really whack references that weren’t the actual model because angles #Aaalso the back of the little shop of horrors art and my bedsheets hhhhh

[pixlokita]

We haven’t had any power for like 3 days now and myla has been not ok with the heat so :’v I’ve brought her to a hotel to spend the night and cool down

#wet towels and ice can’t help too much :’v when the Texas weather is this horrible #im scared she’ll die or something =w= but she’s better now #pix habla #myla #lil doggy adventures #and I can finally sleep tooooo #we all win #we probably won’t have power until Wednesday but at least one day to recharge is good

[theflirtmeister]

tumblr user flirtmeister you can ask other saw ficcers for dad bod and tummy lawrence but where's your adam losing it over lawrence's tummy fic, huh? (blatant weak plea for more fic lol)

“I think I need to start going to the gym.”

Adam doesn’t look up from his veterinary textbook from where he’s studying on the bed, finger tracing the diagram of a dog’s brachial plexus. “The gym?”

“Yes,” Lawrence says. “What do you think?”

“I don’t have an opinion,” Adam says, mouthing the words subscapularis muscle. “But why do you want to go and hang out with a bunch of sweaty men? Am I not good enough?”

He looks up with a grin, hoping to catch Lawrence’s eye. Instead, he finds Lawrence looking at himself critically in the mirror, pulling his shirt tight around his waist. The fabric clings to his soft stomach, and Lawrence pulls tighter until his jaw sets hard. He doesn’t seem to notice Adam’s eyes on him.

“Hey.” Adam frowns. “What’s going on?”

He climbs off the bed, abandoning his textbook, and stands next to Lawrence. Lawrence stops playing with his shirt and sighs, running his hands through his hair instead, still slightly damp from the shower. Adam rubs his face against Lawrence’s side, smelling the fresh scent of aftershave and laundry detergent.

Everything is very new. The relationship, the moving in together, the veterinary degree that Adam has gone back to. Adam had expected to panic when everything became real, when he first saw Lawrence’s clothes in their shared wardrobe, but instead, he’d just been filled with anticipation. Fuck Jigsaw, for giving him a new lease of life. The asshole’s philosophy worked.

“I don’t know what you see in me,” Lawrence says, still looking at his reflection. “I’m just some washed-up doctor, with a broken body-”

“Shut up,” Adam says, nuzzling his head against Lawrence’s side. “You think I think like that? Your version of Adam sounds like a dick.”

“Writing’s on the wall,” Lawrence says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Look at me.”

He places his hands over the swell of his stomach. “Christ. I should take more shifts. I never used to look like this when I was working sixteen-hour days-”

“You were stressed as hell,” Adam interrupts. “You were a barely functioning human being.”

“I wasn’t like this,” Lawrence says sharply. “I didn’t have this body.”

Adam moves quickly, because fuck this line of conversation. He swivels to face Lawrence and walks him backwards until the back of Lawrence’s thighs hit the bed. Lawrence looks a little surprised as Adam pushes him down, and straddles Lawrence’s lap.

“Are you trying to distract me?” Lawrence asks.

“Nope,” Adam says. “I want to take a good long look at you.”

He wriggles his hands underneath Lawrence’s shirt and spreads his hands over Lawrence’s stomach, rising quickly as he breathes. Lawrence is soft to the touch, and Adam squeezes a good handful of flesh, his own belly twinging with desire.

“You’re really fucking hot,” Adam says. “You know that, right?”

Lawrence quirks an eyebrow at him. “I bet you say that to all the middle-aged men.”

Adam gives Lawrence’s stomach another squeeze. He likes this new version of Lawrence, relaxed and middle-aged. It takes most of his self-control not to jump Lawrence’s bones every morning when he watches him prepare breakfast, pyjama pants sitting low on his hips. It’s a miracle Lawrence ever gets to work, when all Adam wants to do is drop to his knees in the kitchen and worship Lawrence’s body with his tongue.

“I mean it,” Adam says. “You’re driving me crazy.”

He grinds himself down slow against Lawrence’s cock, starting to get hard. Lawrence inhales sharply, hands grabbing hold of Adam’s hips, big hands spanning the width of his waist. Sometimes he’ll place his hand on Adam’s stomach when he’s fucking him, feeling the bulge of his cock through Adam’s skin. The first time he’d done it, reverential as he split Adam in half, Adam had cum all over himself like a teenager.

“You look so fucking good,” Adam says, continuing to roll his hips. “I want you more today than I ever did in the bathroom.”

“Adam, be serious.” Lawrence says, voice strained.

Lawrence in the bathroom was a rat in a trap, frightened, willing to do anything to save his family. Lawrence in Adam’s bed is bright-eyed and loving, sensible in the face of adversity. He’s kind to Adam, gentle when Adam needs help with his work. Adam wants him forever.

Adam presses his forehead against Lawrence’s. “I want you to fuck me,” He whispers. “I want you to force me down onto the mattress and fuck me until all I can do is scream your name.”

Lawrence swallows hard and squeezes Adam. “You’re really not kidding about this, are you?”

“I’m so into you,” Adam says. “I want you to fuck me stupid.”

Lawrence kisses him sloppily, tugging on Adam’s bottom lip with his teeth. Adam whimpers, giving another thrust of his hips, and Lawrence moans against his mouth, hands gripping Adam’s shirt. Adam’s jeans dig between his legs, sending sparks through his body and his face flushing.

“You’re going to kill me.” Lawrence groans. “God Adam.”

“Please just fuck me,” Adam says, and Lawrence manages to turn them over so that Adam is on his back on the bed. “Please, please-“

Lawrence above him looks like sunshine. His hair is blonde and floppy, eyes crinkling as he gazes at Adam, and his mouth is fond. Adam feels another thrill go through him as Lawrence presses the length of his body against Adam, the bulge of his cock rubbing a wet spot on both their trousers.

“Are you sure?” Lawrence says.

“Lawrence,” Adam says, slipping his hands underneath his shirt again to grope his love handles. “I’m not going to break.”

He didn’t break in the bathroom. He didn’t break when Lawrence left him. He’s not going to break when Lawrence bends him in half in their shared bed and fucks him until Adam is a drooling sweaty mess against the sheets.

“God,” Lawrence swears, and drops all his weight on top of Adam, pinning him down. Adam is so turned on he can’t breathe, a moan bubbling up out of his mouth. “I’ve got you.”

Adam kisses Lawrence hard, worming his hands up into Lawrence’s hair to grip him tightly. Lawrence sighs into the kiss and grinds their bodies together, so close that Adam can barely tell where he begins and Lawrence ends.

Yeah, they’re going to be fine.

#ANSWERED #Nice Anon #chainshipping #adam faulkner stanheight x lawrence gordon #YEAHHHH DAD BOD #YEAHHHH VET ADAM #sorry if this got tooooo weight-based kink i just think lawrence should be heavy and fuck adam #thinking about the gifs of cary elwes in that fucking pink shirt #genuinely i keep re-reading monty's fic so much I'm like 80% of the hits on ao3