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Hell yeah!!! Thank you for recording it, because I very much cannot sing!

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#music #audio #toothpaste #hellfire #reblog #replies #also yeah sorry I didn't think up words for the spoken bit at end! oh well. #I also do not know latin and so could not write latin chanting about teeth #though I'm sure there are plenty of people on tumblr who can and would write latin chanting about teeth #anyways my strawberry maximum fluoride mouthwash is good so far so maybe I won't have to switch toothpaste after all!

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Well there were two squirrels who were running around and being very fast, and a pigeon also I think, presumably having a disagreement, but it was hard to see on account of the distance and also the trees. sometimes there are 3 squirrels, and sometimes there are no squirrels and several pigeons. Probably smaller birds come there too, but unfortunately there is some distance and also trees.

Here's a cardinal I saw recently!

and the bird feeder is almost twice as far away as the cardinal was when I took these pictures, and I do not have binoculars, so as you can see it is quite difficult to be sure of the exact nature of the squirrel drama.

Dinosaur squinting out of the window because there's squirrel drama at the neighbour's bird feeder but it's far away and there are some trees so he doesn't have a great view.

#replies #birds

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Dinosaur squinting out of the window because there's squirrel drama at the neighbour's bird feeder but it's far away and there are some trees so he doesn't have a great view.

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Stego Sweater Pattern // Hunt Hand Knits

#reblog

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So you're saying I'm??? Not??? crazy when I say that my mouth is on fire when I brush my teeth???

no! Toothpaste is not supposed to hurt!!!

#ask #not dinosaurs #toothpaste

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there's a toothpaste brand called theodent that developed a fluoride alternative from cacao and so flavors most of their toothpastes chocolatey as a branding gimmick. granted, they're a niche brand and like $15 a tube, which is prohibitive enough that i haven't tried it even though i've known about it for over a year, but they apparently have studies to back up the ingredients, so it might be worth a shot if the money makes sense for you

The king of Rohan sells toothpaste?

#not dinosaurs #toothpaste #ask

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There's a little guy in the tub

#reblog

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I have been asked to add it to Redbubble, so it is added, though it did not fit on a huge variety of things.

I'm listening to @re-dracula again now that it's all out, and Dr. Van Helsing has so many good quotes.

#dracula #breakfast #food #redbubble

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helo, thank you for all the toothpaste messages, if I don't answer yours it's because there are a lot of them, but I will read them all.

#not dinosaurs #toothpaste

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alright the lyrics I put in the tags on the original post & in a later addition were kinda rough because I couldn't think of replacements for all the religious lines, but it's been rotating in my mind all day so here's a better version of Minty Hellfire:

Advise me, my dentist, you know I'm a hygienic man of my flossing I am justly proud.

I brush every surface, my gums shed not a drop of blood,  no single cheat day ever I've allowed.

Then tell me, my dentist, why it's never good enough,  why the pits of rot still mar my teeth.

I must switch to fluoride? But every option I can find  is full of minty pain beyond belief!

Like fire, Hellfire, this fire sharp and fresh.  To clean my enamel should not inflame my flesh.

It's not my fault! I'm not to blame!  It's Colgate, Sensodyne, and Crest who've set this flame!

It's not my fault, if every brand  has added twenty times more mint than I can stand.

Protect me, oh grocers! Don't let the menthol touch my lips,  don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums.

Provide me with fluoride, but not laced with the fires of Hell,  and I'll keep all my teeth for years to come.

Hellfire, mint fire, is all that I can find.  I may be required to order paste online.

(Thank you again to everyone leaving suggestions in the notes, I have a grand Toothpaste Quest ahead of me! Checked another store today and found no paste, but I did get Crest kid's strawberry mouthwash that says "maximum fluoride", and it tastes decent and doesn't burn.)

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#hellfire #toothpaste #best sung in the shower #I don't think I've ever seen that movie all the way through #my parents rented it on VHS once but I was really little and got scared and left when he tried to burn down the city

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I've just read the ingredients list on my nice mild non-burny Tom's fennel and it does have SLS, so it's definitely not the SLS by itself. But I have a tube of Tom's mint that also has it and it burns, so maybe the combination of it and mint, since I've never had a problem with mint candy?

Funny thing is, the Tom's mint (which has fluoride, unlike the fennel one) started off perfectly fine when I first tried it, but was burning just like all the others by the end of the tube. I'll have to try ordering some of the suggestions in the comments, and maybe report back in a month or two. Unless I can find something good in a local grocery store, but that seems very unlikely.

(Also I'm in Canada, for those who have been asking, but I gather from the comments that the U.S. toothpaste situation is equally dire.)

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#replies #toothpaste #some of the stuff on the Marvis website sounds quite good and I would like to try the rhubarb one #but I've looked up several Canadian sites that have Marvis available AND THEY ALL ONLY HAVE THE FUCKIN MINT ONES #(and yes some of them also have the liquorice but then when you read the description that one also has sneaky extra mint in it)

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It is, I am told, supposed to "tingle a little bit", which is NOT what it's doing for me. It feels like the minty version of eating a painfully spicy hot pepper, and sticks around for a long time afterwards just like hot peppers do, and it wouldn't make sense to do that on purpose in a thing you're supposed to use before trying to go to sleep.

Thank you to all the suggestions in the comments! Sadly I have seen none of them in grocery stores so far, but it's good to know there are options if I end up having to order toothpaste online.

I'm astounded that it's so hard to find non-mint options, because there are SO MANY comments already on this post from people who can't stand mint, and don't these companies do market research?? hello? huge untapped market for non-mint adult toothpaste here?? There must be thousands upon thousands of adults who use children's toothpaste because of it. If I saw an advertisement that started off with someone complaining about mint toothpaste, it would catch my attention.

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#replies #toothpaste

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Edit: Better full version here.

Beata Maria, you know I'm a hygienic man of my flossing I am justly proud.

Beata Maria, my teeth are so much cleaner than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.

Then tell me, Maria, why it's never good enough why the pits of rot still mar my teeth.

I must switch to fluoride, but every option I can find is full of minty pain beyond belief!

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#replies #lyrics #ugh it's wayyyy past my bedtime but I've been lying awake trying to toothpaste-ify the first part of the song #but now that's done which just leaves the last line I guess? I will go back to bed now #I am actually proud of my flossing because the dentist said my technique was good! I got a good grade in Not Bleeding When Poked!

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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE! #I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame! #it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums! #PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND! #I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

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All of the sand and gravel on the sidewalk wants so badly to live in my shoes

#spring

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Sent card to friend and couldn't find my stickers (because I have very few and pretty much never use them) but I think this is better actually

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happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Here are two drawings of me.