Got one for the Middle of the Night crowd and also the Australians: When you start trying to write something but realize that your clicky pen is not open, do you:
Adjust your grip on it and click it with your thumb, then readjust your grip back to writing mode?
Or violently jab yourself in the shoulder with the click button?
(Or perhaps a secret third thing?)
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Service sub who brings me coffee, makes snacks for me, massages my feet, etc. while I work, always sitting on the floor beside me in their designated spot waiting for my next command, when?
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I made a crochet boga!!
I love her so so much, with her bendy, weight-bearing legs and her detachable vest! I also have so many illustrations and gifs of boga I need to share at some point soon which this design is based off!
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Honestly I love goldens they are like the white bread of dog breeds. Basic bitch (complimentary)
NO NO, SAY IT, UR NOT WRONG!!!
there's a reason why they're literally the Basic Upperclass White People Dog. the Two Kids And An InGround Pool Dog. They're the AP flour of dog. They become the shape of whatever mold you put them in.
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what working in retail does to a mf
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Actually Barbara Gordon being a librarian and then eventually Oracle makes so much more sense if she was a reference services librarian lmaooo
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one major difference i have found between service industry work (in my case food service but this is widely applicable to similar jobs) and other public-facing positions is that the job itself is often very similar because people is the same, it's just in service everyone approaches you already thinking they're right and you're a fucking idiot and its their god given right to disrespect you, where in other positions even if they are not nice to you they usually acknowledge that you know more than them on issues pertaining to your job. like the difference in behaviour from people who see you as serving them vs helping them is unreal. i am doing literally the exact same things. customer is always right mentality did irreparable damage to the fabric of society
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Anyone else is kinda curious to what post River’s grandfather actually was during his days at MI5 cause I don’t think a regular level officer just orders the assassination of the First Desk.
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Me: Okay, Google, "coin machine near me"
Google: Convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine!
Me: Okay, Google, "quarter machine near me"
Google: How to convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine and avoid the fee!
Me: Okay, Google, "cash to coin machine near me"
Google: How to get rid of your quarters and get cash with real value for your wallet!
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A customer's husband came in to pick up their work today. The first thing I noticed was the lovely GSD at his side; the second thing I noticed was the working harness and the fact that the man was entirely relying on the dog to know when to stop. The dog, who couldn't read the "workshop, do not enter" sign and would risk shards of metal, wood, and glass in their paws if they kept going, because they were just leading towards the only other human they could see.
Sometimes my brain is, in fact, working, and I had the presence of mind to both say "Stop there please" and hold up a hand so the dog would understand.
Extreme moment of panic averted, but I definitely had an "oh shit!" moment there.
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