i want to eat the cover of by your side by breakbot so bad
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This art style is a personal attack on me:
I'm not saying I want my art to look exactly like this(because I don't), but everything about this style fucks, and I can probably learn a lot of cool shit by studying it.
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god i wish i could eat dryer lint
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i'll just put that here :3
DO U WANT TO EAT IT WITH ME??????
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Who up eating the terraria wall of flesh
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i wish i could eat radium
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Does anyone else ever get the urge to drink mercury
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Me: *watching food videos where people make kimchi... makes me want to try kimchi but I don't want to make it unless I know I like it so I look it up in my Walmart associate app*
Me@Walmart: "Talk to customer about finding items faster"
Me: *taps to see what it'll say*
MeWalmart: *INSTRUCTIONS ON GETTING THE WALMART APP (for customers)*
Me: "OH SURE! IF YOUR APP FUCKING WORKED RIGHT WE WOULDNT BE HERE!"
It's a huge pain in the ass when someone uses that janky app. I'd much rather they come to me and never look at the app.
The app WILL NOT tell you if it's available in store unless you know how to use the app. Which is not intuitive.
So I got people who open the stupid app, see the product (that I KNOW for a FACT my Walmart does not carry) and INSIST that I conjure up this thing that they swear they can get because, "it says you have it online."
No. It SHOWS UP online when you search for it. It's like fucking Amazon but worse.
This is what happens. They type it into the search and it comes up.
And they do nothing else. No deeper investigation.
This is what I see in my work app.
Same search terms. (This app is pretty reliable... especially when you use the correct terms)
But can you see the problem?
HOW IS THE AVERAGE CONSUMER SUPPOSED TO JUST INTUIT HOW TO FIND SHIT IN STORE ON YOUR DUMB APP WALMART?!
CUZ I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT!
When I'm off the clock, I don't go to the consumer app... I go to the work app because it's faster and makes more sense.
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I need to bite Blazar’s crystal eyebrow thing
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Butter slime is also a forbidden fruit.
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