#IN! MY! OWN! KITCHEN!

[collectate]

why are there MEN in my KITCHEN

#FLATMATE STOP BRINGING MEN HOME RANDOMLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EVENING CHALLENGE ❗❗ #LITERALLY WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE HERE 😡 #TELL ME WHY I WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE KITCHEN IN PYJAMA SHORTS AND PINK SOCKS. DRIP UNREAL 👊❗ #and then the three of them stared at me the entire time i was trying to make a hot chocolate and awkwardly waved when i said hi. #in all honesty they're probably alright guys it's just the PRINCIPLE of the thing. getting gawked at by three 18 year old boys is not it #IN! MY! OWN! KITCHEN!

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

#griddlehark #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gtn #when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!! #i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so #figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips #anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3 #in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month #stay at your own risk #i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with #the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here

[caelanglang]

Shhhh…. They’re busy recharging and being in love

#domestic skk sketch dump! #thank you to all the wonderful kind souls who left me warm messages that kept me going! these sketches are for you guys :3 #and for me bc theyre all self indulgent lol #artsy dazai is my hc plssss #also chuuya using dazai's knife skills and etc in the kitchen !! he's not completely banned guys ><; #hehehe feel free to find details and spin your own brainrots >w<! (pls don't zoom in too much its so messy with so much mistakes kajshdg) #big spoon chuuya or big spoon dazai? WHY NOT BOTH!!! #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #skk #my art #sketch #domestic fluff #tooth rotting fluff #sketches

[krembruleed]

my three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #jaheira #karlach #storytime: once i made my own edibles and massively overdosed on the cush #i asked my pals to take me to the hospital because i thought i was going to Perish Right There on the floor #week long panic attack ensued. was high for 4 straight days #0/10 experience would not recommend #get a kitchen scale and double check your weed math kids #krem scribbles

[nottheeconomy]

Let him cook!!!

#danganronpa #drv3 #kokichi ouma #shuichi saihara #saiouma #oumasai #I’m spreading the chef ouma agenda #the fact that my family thinks of Ouma as a chef when they saw his clothes #may or may not be inspired by my own culinary prowess #if I follow the steamed hams skit then ouma didn’t even make those hams #but it’s also funnier if he actually CAN cook something good #just that it comes at the cost of the whole kitchen hahahahahahha #the economy is producing

[captainsavre]

Maya and Carina || STATION 19 4.16 // 7.03

#they have come so far 🥹❤️ #from dancing in maya’s kitchen one not sure if she wanted to get married and other not sure if wanted to have kids #to dancing in their own home with wedding rings on their fingers and their son in their arms!!! #i’m fine everything is fine #i’m not crying i swear #😭😭😭😭 #marina #maya x carina #maya and carina #carina x maya #maya bishop #carina deluca #liam deluca bishop #station 19 #station19edit #danielle savre #stefania spampinato #mine #otp: you’re my home #marina parallels

[and-fishing-equipment]

one moment i'm fine and the next moment i remember the raw display of emotion in crowley's eyes and the way he looked up to stop the tears in his eyes from falling right before he put on his sunglasses

#if you're looking for me i'll be on my kitchen floor in a puddle of my own tears #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Throwback to that time Amanda was traveling for work and the rest of us got obsessed with the weird house owned by the founder of Yankee Candle and things went a little off the rails.

#mcelroys #mbmbam #tumblr 'sclusies #Adding a new emoji for the sake of one bit is my go-to move #iirc we we tried to convincer her to buy it so we could have our own bakeoff competitions in the bizarro huge kitchen #we try to convince her to buy basically every house we like on zillow gone wild tbh #i think we also once tried to get her to buy the royal tenenbaums house? #she keeps saying no like spending a hilariously unfathomable amount of money on an HQ when we all work remotely is a bad decision?? idk

[dear-ao3]

part of me was not looking forward to moving out but then i think about the fact that one month ago i was living at my parents house living off of peanut butter and apples today i accidentally made the most baller mushroom sauce because i wanted to fuck around and find out

#8:47 pm and im just vibing in my kitchen #best timeline honestly #in another life i was Definitely a farm girl who spent every day cooking or a tavern cook girl ughhh #one day i will own a bed and breakfast in the middle of nowhere and it will complete me #not a tag #from saph

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Are you still active on tumblr?

YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

#HELLO FRIENDS #how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #I hope you all had a good summer!! #mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening #suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows #I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral #and then I knew it was time to go back #friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like #it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before #and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺��(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ #it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs #this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before #so our chair number is doubled now #the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs #I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this #they should be roaming free #also rode a BIKE #they say you never forget how to ride a bike #but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one #in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me #afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students #I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school #I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes #I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!! #have a nice day :)

[ceruleanmindpalace]

I actually found some art on my harddrive I have not posted, yet. Painted this gift work for @sparkypipart.

Watercolour and colour pencil, 2020

Do not post this on other sites/social media or use in any other way without my written permission.

#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #autistic sherlock #violin #sherrinford #Then Covid came and I was busy clearing out my brother's flat and I forgot to post it. #I did NOT forget to give it to sparkypip back then #still busy moving house at the moment #currently dismantling my kitchen on my own

[unbidden-yidden]

Something I learned this week: so apparently halibut is a kosher fish and the cheeks are a delicacy. Well, I had the opportunity to try them, and just whoa. It's at least as good if not better than crab meat and is very similar in both taste and texture as claw meat.

So! As someone who has had (and loved) a *lot* of the treyf seafood prior to giyur, here is what I can tell folks who have never eaten crab or lobster but are curious for close kosher substitutes: halibut cheek for crab, lionfish for lobster. If prepared similarly and correctly, they can be extremely similar in taste and texture, and (imo) superior because they don't involve boiling an animal alive and then spending 20 minutes unshelling it. :-/

#for those wondering #I keep strict kosher in my own kitchen #but outside of the house I eat either vegetarian #or pescaterian (only kosher fish species) #and aim for ingredient kosher + check my fresh veggies carefully #it's not perfect #but it's a shalom bayit compromise with my family #especially when we travel #kashrut #jumblr

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

jinny's kitchen (vacay edition) ☀️

#cr. 0613data #kim taehyung #park seo joon #jinny's kitchen #taehyungedit #userbangtan #usersky #annietrack #heyryen #shirleytothesea #useremmeline #userdinnerthing #usermaggie #mine! #i couldn't resist also making my own tae swimming gif i know you've all seen it before sry sry sry #um this show is adorable

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh today was a TREAT! makeship drop + howdy ad, no work tomorrow, got free cake, new 911 season.. Yeehaw...

#I CANT WAIT TO SHEAR OFF THE BACK OF MY FLOOF #now that i wear a hair net... fuck it. BYE #the mullet era was good.... #AND IT WILL RETURN. EVENTUALLY. MARK MY WORDS #BURY IT SHALLOW BECAUSE IT WILL BE BACK! #anyway i cant wait for my makeship stuff to arrive #i was Literally the other day researching how to make enamel pins so that i could make my own barnaby pin #yk with my own art ofc #AND THEN THIS HAPPENS? OH HAWYEE! #barnaby!!! on my Vest!!! holy shit! #i love enamel pins i love them so much #absolutely unprompted #gonna have some cake & gaze at my purchase confirmation email & enjoy this Brief Freedom #pros of working in a kitchen: so much free food #cons: i am actively losing my whimsical will #OHHHH I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE NEW 911 SEASON THO #THEYRE BACK!!! THEYRE FINALLY BACK! #AND I SENSE THAT ABC HAS LET THE WRITERS/ACTORS OFF THEIR LEASH! #i still wanna finish my rewatch but babey if im good at anything its Bingeing #we are feelin Good tonight... might even have the energy to create something.. #doodles perhaps... there is a certain wiggle i wanna scribble...

[feral-peacock]

If Buck and Eddie don’t become canon Eddie should at least get to start smacking Buck’s ass in that "very hetero" way.

#SMACK HIS ASS EDDIE #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #getting in the truck ass smack #getting out of the truck ass smack #going up the stairs ass smack #in the kitchen ass smack #good job on that call ass smack #passing behind you to get to the other side of the room ass smack #doing the dishes ass smack #I love how you love my son ass smack #good morning ass smack #good night ass smack #you’ve become one of the most important people in my life ass smack #I love you to the core ass smack #fuck me harder ass smack #feel free to add your own occasions for Eddie to smack bucks ass

[hatsunevitu]

you know that jewpacabra episode s16e4? that moment when kyle couldn’t sleep knowing cartman is out there, miserable and probably in danger? so he got up in the middle of the night and went looking for cartman to help him get home and make sure he’s safe and then he even literally tucked him in?

so i was making a parallel and i thought of that one post-covid cartman, broke, unhappy, homeless and pathetic, and kyle who gets home after his meeting with the old friends, and suddenly he can’t sleep, thinking constantly about cartman who had a chance to have a good life but lost it… so he gets up in the middle of the night once again, like in his childhood, and forces cartman to go with him to kyle’s place, making sure he’s safe and warm. he doesn’t know why he did it, but seeing cartman at his worst makes him feel like the things are so… wrong? so his first thought is to help and save and give him hope and…

i want a happy end for them both :(

#south park #sp #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #kyle broflovski #cartman x kyle #kyman headcanon #they both deserve better ending #and i think kyle wouldn’t let cartman just. be like this. #btw i have my own thoughts about cartman’s future in this au but im not sure if someone is interested #and then they just sit at kyle’s kitchen and remember old days #and cartman actually almost cries because well. its kyle.