#IM GOING TO THROW UPPPPPPP

[birdricks]

been thinking about birdrick and romance rituals. like birdssss

like theyre watching a romcom or smth and bps explaining it and rick thinks it sounds dumb. but the next time he sees a cool rock or trinket he cant help but wonder if bp would like it. and he thinks back on all the times bp would let rick run his hands absentmindedly over his wings or wanted rick to be the first to hear him sing a new song hed been working on. and he suddenly doesnt think its so stupid anymore

#oh yeah tumblr user birdricks? youve been thinking abt birdrick again? #BLARGGG…. bye whateve. im sick in the head over them #i think itd be funny if bp just let rick play w his wings and shit without rick knowing it was a super romantic thing culturally #just bc he likes it ! and he knows rick likes the feeling of the feathers under his fingers so he doesnt say anything #but rick finds out adn its like. okay guess thog kill self now #but it doesnt stop them. it just becomes more meaningful #birdrick #IM GOING TO THROW UPPPPPPP

[girlbossblackbeard]

I think I'm actually going clinically insane over the reverse "you wear fine things well" scene because 1) if Ed looked at me Like That it would be game over I would literally do anything he asked me up to and including throwing myself overboard I literally do not know how Stede didn't legitimately spontaneously combust the second Ed turned those eyes on him 2) GNOSSIENNE NO.5 FINALLY BEING USED THIS SEASON AS A JOYOUS MARKER OF ED AND STEDE'S LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AS GOD INTENDED THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY SHIT 3) THEIR FUCKIN!!!!!!!! COY TEENAGER SHY LITTLE SHUFFLE TOWARDS EACH OTHER RIGHT BEFORE THEY KISS!!!!!! THE WAY STEDE EVEN LOOKS AWAY FOR A SECOND BEFORE LOOKING BACK AT ED AND ED'S TINIEST LITTLE SMIRK BEFORE THEY BOTH LEAN IN WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4) the way they grab each other's arm during the initial kiss I'm so sick to my stomach 5) THE MOON Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A MOONLIGHT FANTASY OR AN INFATUATION THAT FEELS LARGER THAN LIFE BUT BURNS OUT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS REAL AND IT'S RAW AND IT'S VULNERABLE AND IT'S GONNA LAST BECAUSE THIS NEW CHAPTER OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS BEING FOUNDED ON DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO NOT LET THIS PRECIOUS THING THEY'VE FOUND WITH EACH OTHER TURN INTO ANOTHER WHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY GOING TO START FEROCIOUSLY CLIMBING THE WALLS 6) hoooooooly fuck the way stede inhales and grasps Ed's neck like he's a man lost at sea dying of dehydration and Ed is the first sip of cool clean water he's had in months im ill im so so so so ill 7) ED'S LITTLE SHUFFLE AFTER ASKING STEDE TO TAKE IT SLOW SIR IM BEGGING YOU TO STOP BEING SO ADORABLE it's causing me to develop a heart condition 8) stede's quiet "huh, okay 😌" after Ed busts out his fish wanting to get caught metaphor he's literally so charmed by Ed it seeps into everything he does 9) WEHN THYE!!!!!!!! HOODL AHNDS!!!!!!!!!!! HAND TOCUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10) the way Ed is staring stede DIRECTLY in the eyes as he says "this? perfect" my vision is going black 11) SHUT IP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP THEIR SILLY LITTLE HAND HOLDING GAME AND STEDE WHUSPERING "you won 🥰" AND ED'S BLUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS HE LOOKS AWAY AND PATS STEDE'S HANDS BEFORE TELLING HIM A COOL FACT HE LEARNED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY! ARE! LITERALLY! TEENAGERS! FALLING! IN! LOVE! FOR! THE! FIRST! TIME! EVER! oh I am in desperate need of medical attention after this one fellas I can tell this is going to have extremely long lasting and far reaching effects on my already severely compromised psyche

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd s2 #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 spoilers

[bulkhummus]

wtnv 240 react

not a scary title at all 👍

DISPARITION JUMPSCARE

on god if this is some bullshit about anxiety as a parent and its NOT framed through cecil Carlos and esteban im gonna tear my hair out

garbage eaters<3333

LEE MARVIN MY LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE

man I have to go make a meme about a boy with a knife

HEY UM HEY WHY DO U WANNA GO TO CARLOS' LAB

8. devours you say....... 9. the desert other world........... sorry im thinking about Carlos being so sweet to this boy and showing him his experiments and also a little concerned 10. so much of it is beautiful ill fucking cry I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP IN IF YOU NEED TO ILL CRY ILL CRY 11. CARLOS WHYD U LET HIM LEAVE ITS A BOY 12. lee marvinnnnnnnn leeeeeeeeeeeeee 13. feeling lighter that tapes are gone hmmm weighed down by legacy hmmmmmmm hmmmmmm 14. cecil gets stabbed when 15. PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT AND INDICATOR OF FUTURE RESULTS IM GONNA THROW UPPPPPPP 16. cecil being so scaredy cute cuuute cute 17. it would make it much easier if you weren't afraid 18. GREATEST WEAPON IS MY VOICE YES BABYGIRL 19.you have to become c 20. bro

holy fuckkkkkkkkkkk ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

#fandoms gonna be batshit about this I already know #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #welp

[slaygentford]

KIM ACTING. DOING AN INPRESSION TO MAKE JIMMY LAUGH. JIMMY JUST STSRING BECAUSE HES SO IN LOVE WITH HER. Kevin yes Kim would you like to take a shower with me well shoot I believe I would. GOD ICANR WAYCH THIS SHOW IM GOING TO THROW UPPPPPPP

#THAT WAS THE SCENE OF ALL TIME

[steveharrington]

IM GOING TO THROW UPPPPPPP

#bb24

[manspanmandatorieee]

Manspan Mandatory Basic Info Post!

{}: ooc/user speaking/meta/wtv u wanna call it ok idc

{heyyyy so ive decided to do this and if this blog disappears in a few months my hyperfixation has passed and i probably feel embarrassed about what i posted and deleted the whole acc so stay tuned ig}

The basics of the basics

Name: Manspan Last name: Mandatory Nicknames: None, you call me manspan. also if you call me "man" i will find a way to throw you into tmp this is not an empty threat Age: uhhhh 28-35 you can guess <;3 Gender: cis female Pronouns: Any Height: 5'9" / 175cm Species: idk why are you asking me im literally an amalgamation between a human and uhhhhhhh a coraline doll or sum uhhhh ig im half-human? idek Sexuality: panromantic/asexual

Appearance {also check previous post!}

Hair: Pink, short, uhhhhhh spherical-ish? like i aint got strands of hair Skin: Tan Eyes: Pale yellow Clothes: Slightly cropped purple cardigan over a white smiley face tshirt (the smiley face is yellow obvi its classic), pale blue denim skirt, white socks with a hot pink stripe, pale yellow leg warmers and brown loafer shoes with a silver buckle. Glasses with a teardrop detail on the left lens. No jewelry EVERRRR you will not catch me wearing jewelry Trademarks: my glasses, uhhhh the pink and yellow combo (I DO NOT OWN THE COLORS ok clarification done)

Relationships

Friends: as a therapist i try to get along with everyone <3 (everyone needs therapy in this place please lord help me) Best friends: Helen, The Keeper {dictionarium}, M. Bubbles {job job}, [REDACTED] {TMP1&2} Romantic interest: no thanks Enemies: anyone who calls me "man" atp im so fed uppppppp, also MASTER MENTALIST YUCK FOU Family: No one, i spawned one day out of nowhere /srs

Other stuff &lt;3

Occupation: Drawing/Question-answer game host, Psychatory {mixing "psychology" and "mandatory"} Likes: Patches, homemade stuff, therapeutic crafts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc) cats, music Dislikes: hypnosis (I AM IN YOUR WALLS, M SQUARED), water, shiny things (mirrors, jewelry, etc), mascara specifically, paparazzi

{thanks for reading guys! my other blog is @literally-cememt go check it out if u wanna <3}

#oc rp #oc #game oc #jackbox #jackbox games #trivia murder party #original character #job job #dictionarium #omg dictionarium isn't a tag?

[creatureswallows]

JAVERT YOU DESERVE TO RISE AND NOT FALL IM GOING TO THROW UPPPPPPP

#nessa “reads” the brick

[greeds]

i feel like throwing uppppppp im going to fail this class for speaking up !!!!!!!!!!

[duskholland]

hi i have a job interview in an hour ^_^

#IM GONNA THROW UPPPPPPP the amount of stress in my body rn lol <3 #gonna have to slam an emotional support cup of tea asap #pls cross ur fingers for me i really want this one >;( #h.txt #vomit tw #my outfit is ridiculous too LMAO i look like a mother going to a 9-5 #but not in a cool way in a way that makes me look 10 years older than i am #lol <3 peace n love <3

[woozi]

seeing my gifs on another laptop... i’m going to explode actually

#i'm on my sister's laptop rn..... and my fucken gifs #why do they look SOO yellow oh my god #someone teach me how to color #my prev laptop had a more consistent (?? dont think thats the word i should use to describe this) display so the discrepancy w other- #-screens wasnt that big but using another laptop now............ it's so.......... I DIDNT REALIZE THEY LOOK SOOOOO.. #??????????????????????????????????????? #bc they're fine on that laptop 😭😭 #(that im currently using) #i'm throwing UPPPPPPP #and its so strange bc the model i'm using rn is almost the same??????? wtf is going on ms dell explain urself #also that laptop was faster for some reason??? although the specs of it were lower wtf #anyway i'll never fucking forget how that laptop died it fell shortly before water ttt and froze when that gose got fucken released lmfao #.... i feel insane (derogatory) rn oh my gODD #icb this DISGUSTANG 😭😭 im so sorry to anyone seeing my gifs #in my flop era #(have i ever been out of it lmfao 😭) #y.txt

[tillman]

what arthurian works and/or adaptations do you NOT recommend? tell me about the bad ones. give me your hot takes

ok . ok . ok . ok . 

sorry to mobile users but this also needs a cut i have so much to say about literature . i am so sorry

ok . god where do i even start.  i think right off the bat im just gonna complain about cliges cus i hate it so much. i like ... enjoy troyes’ work you have to understand this. i bully him a lot i really do but i think his tales are like... fun ! i like them! but cliges just drags on and fucking on. he spends the first half just talking about alexander the great? and half the fucking time all he talks about his “ohhhh our love will NEVER end up like tristan and isolde :-)” like SHUT UPPP Just tell a fucking story !!!!!! shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just read this. like shut up oh my god. this is all about cliges

“He possessed the wood as well as the bark; he knew more of fencing and of the bow than did Tristan, King Mark's nephew, and more about birds and hounds than he.““I would rather be torn limb from limb than that men should speak of us as they speak of the loves of Iseut and Tristan...”“If I love you, and you love me, you shall never be called Tristan, nor I Iseut; for then our love would not be honourable.”"This is my answer: I will never go off with you thus; for after we had gone away, every one would speak of us as they do of Iseut the Blond and of Tristan. And everywhere all men and women would speak evil of our love.”

TROYES SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP RETIRE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhhhh theres that italian romance the povest pulls form in which tristan fights galehaut at the tearful town but instead of sparing him and galehaut dying of unrealted matters later tristan FUCKING KILLS HIM? AFTER HE FORGIVES HIM???? fuck that. cant even remember wihat that one is . hate that . 

the other one i will talk on is going to make some people mad but i literally despise the once and future king with my entire being. its maybe the worst book ive ever tried to read and i tried to read cliges. at least cliges you could tell troyes was having fun being rude to tristan. toafk was just t.h. whore having fun throwing in racial slurs and being a fucking asshole. i couldnt get past the orkneys introduction scene since he used the n word so many times i just like. couldnt. its so fucked up. also the unicorn scene. what the fuck. i understand writing morgause as an abusive mother the text leads itself to that interpretation but th whore what the literal fuck is wrong with you im going to take an hour to chop off your head you fucking freak. its just weird torture porn for what ive read and when it isnt its a fun game of how many times can we throw the n word on a page ! just read the idylls of the king fuck th whore i hate that man with all my being. toafk sucks ass. 

#GOD. #Anonymous

[dykeferatu]

fuuuuuck everything hurtssssssssss

#niko screams #imm not going to school todayyyyy even tho i have a ton of testsssssss #cuz i feel like im gonna throw uppppppp #yeeeeeeehaaaaaawwwwwwwww

[heathermason1983]

Im going to fucking throw UPPPPPPP haha fuckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i have issues and im pretty sure i did something last night #im freaking out!!!!!!!

[woozi]

hi yza this is seventeen’s woozi saranghae

#FDKJFDJKDFKJD SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMM #this made me giggle u r so cute #also fake jihoon u did not say uahae </3 jihoon would (at least as of late) never say saranghae normally tbh JFDKJFDJKFD #ok but imagine if jihoon replied to me... maybe i should go on wv and start my delulu era lmfao #u know what <3 nvm <3 i believe u tumblr jihoon icb u noticed me im cRYING AND THROWING UPPPPPPP #anon #y.ask