#I'd punch him if I could

[perfectlyvalid49]

Well, @palefirefox decided to block me, which is actually probably fair, given that I’ve been relentlessly calling him on his bullshit. Before he did though, he did claim that he didn’t say any of the things I accused him of in my numbered post last night, and that I couldn’t find quotes. (bottom of my post included so you can see that it is what he's responding to):

I made the list I made by going through his blog, so some of them might be hard to find, but here’s what I could pull just from what’s on my blog (I highlighted the relevant parts on the longer bits because I didn’t want to be accused of taking anything out of context but there’s a lot to read):

Judaism isn’t a real religion/ Judaism doesn’t allow converts

If Judaism does allow converts it’s a Zionist plot

Palefirefox has “expertise in cultural history” that the members of the culture that is under discussion (Judaism) lack.

Being Jewish doesn’t mean you know more about Judaism than palefirefox does (given the way it was used to “answer” the question, I’m interpreting the below to mean that because Christians aren’t necessarily experts in their religion, Jews aren’t either. Which is actually a fair point, but it doesn’t answer the question of how he knows more, and also it’s easier to know when someone is wrong than to produce the correct answer yourself. I pointed out that the average Christian might not be able to name all of Jesus’s disciples, but they can probably tell that Odin wasn’t one of them.)

He has claimed that antisemitism isn’t a valid term because “Semite” refers to both Jews and Arabs, so Jews can’t use it to refer only to themselves

He has said that he won’t consider any evidence coming from the USA in general, and has disregarded provided links to proof because they weren’t quality (including the OED and BBC websites)

People claiming to be Jewish who are telling him that he’s wrong are probably lying and shouldn’t be believed

Jewish people were probably taught their own religion incorrectly and he knows it better than they do

While he demands that others provide proof of what they say, he flat refuses to provide any proof of his own.

Anyway, if anyone wants to send this on to him so that he can see that the mean lady on the internet has proof, I’d appreciate it.

#long post #antisemitism #antisemitic and stupid #he wants receipts? #I have a job where I'm barely supervised and on a computer all day #and I absolutely have the time and unbridled rage necessary to spend a few hours pulling up his own words to throw in his face #In general I know that harassing people like this is wrong #but his blog shows pretty good evidence that he may be an actual Nazi #I'd punch him if I could #I just have to settle for making his life shitty enough that he threw me out of it #consolation prizes

[mlobsters]

supernatural s1e16 shadow (w. eric kripke)

aka the first time i had a full-tilt meltdown over this show.

#supernatural #eric kripke #spn 1x16 #sam and dean #sam winchester #dean winchester #mygifs #spngifs #sam and dean mush #how to feel about your brother #like watching soon to be exes-the relationship is clearly over and one flaying themselves open showing their squishy insides #trying to make it work but the other is gently shutting them down and saying it's over #wholly lost my shit about this. late enough in s1 where we know this is A LOT of (too much?) emotional vulnerabilty for dean #but also way too early in any show's run to expect this level of emotional vulnerability and guts being strewn about #truly threw me for a loop. but it certainly set the stage for where they would go with sam and dean over the years #Dean's little eyebrow raise to the “I'd do anything for you” and sad half smile “could be” just punch me in the gut #and that sweet open expression talking about being together and a family again. ugh. such a rarity to see that on him #and Sam's “i don't want them to be” absolutely crushing. in the kindest manner. #but by the end dean's got his walls back up. oh my heart.

[beanghostprincess]

Do you think Niji ever electrocuted Sanji when they were kids?

Yes. And now I raise you: Do you think Sanji handled what happened with Enel well because he was already used to being electrocuted by his brother all the time? And one day somebody asks him about this burn scar that's obviously caused by electrocution and he instantly goes "Oh, no, that's not from Skypiea" and everyone is extremely concerned because if it is not from Skypiea, where the fuck did he get a scar like that? And he doesn't say anything else. But then Luffy meets his siblings and he just knows.

#niji when i catch you when i fucking catch you niji- #i'm a liar he's my fav vinsmoke but i also want to punch him #but yeah tbh you could say any cruel thing his brothers could've done to him and i'd believe it bc i mean- have you seen them #i always make sanji have so many scars from when he was a kid in my fics #one piece #black leg sanji

[hyunsuksswife]

#he could step on me and i'd thank him #bias #kpop #i love him with all my heart #yutaa #yuta nakamoto #yuta nct #nct yuta #nakamoto yuta #nct yuta nakamoto #nct 127 #yuta #osaka prince #i want him to punch me in the face

[magentagalaxies]

i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

#again i do not have enough performance experiences to make any definitive claims about who ''aubery's audience'' is #but i find it funny that any time i show my aubrey material one-on-one to a queer gen z person #they're always like ''i love it but straight people will definitely hate it or not get it'' #and i get the inclination to be like. ''i like this thing so people like me will like this thing'' #and cishet society seems so polarized w/r/t queer topics it's like. the assumption makes sense #however. whenever i've done an aubrey performance in front of an audience that's predominantly queer and gen z #i've actually received a primarily negative response!! and somehow straight people have never given me shit for my aubrey material #(''well straight allys don't count'' i told some of my aubrey jokes to a joe rogan dudebro and he enjoyed them) #(which yeah maybe could be a mark against my comedy but i like to think i opened his mind a bit at the very least) #i really want to test my aubrey monologues in front of a primarily gen x/boomer audience #bc so far i only have actual performance experience in front of gen z or millennials #and the older people i've told jokes to individually or shown videos of my stuff have really liked it #luckily paul has said a goal for when i'm in town this summer is to get me to perform my aubrey stuff in as many different places as possib #for both queer audiences and non-queer audiences so i can gauge reactions since i don't want to be confined to one demographic #so i'll get a lot of data points this summer #@ paul get me a performing slot at senior citizen pride lmao these are my people #(shoutout to paul going ''jess stop collecting the old homos!'' last time i was in town) #(and when i imitated him and was like ''old gay men are not your pokemon!'' bellini was like ''ok but they may be your audience'') #also one data point i really want to see the variation on is how my one specific joke plays in these different demographics #bc i have a joke that like. it's literally not even about AIDS and doesn't punch down at all #i literally say ''if you're gay and over the age of 50 you could violate the geneva convention and i'd still be like support our troops'' #like obviously being like ''you have been through hell so i will let you get away with literal war crimes you deserve ultimate immunity'' #BUT. in the line right before the quote i use the phrase ''AIDS generation'' not as a derogatory term but being like. #this horrible thing impacted the entire generation y'know? and bellini and scott and their friends call themselves that it's just the term #but when i said the phrase ''AIDS generation'' in front of my gen z audience i heard gasps and felt like they all hated me #and when i did the same line in front of millennials it wasn't quite as striking but their eyes did widen #like i was suddenly an ''edgy comedian''. but like this is a part of our history and it does inform the story i'm telling #the story i'm telling is comedic but it's grounded in this real world context #and i'm like. @ the audience who was offended: when was the last time any of y'all spoke to a gay man over the age of 50 #bc bellini loves that section of the monologue and was offended that people would even take offense to that phrase

[lloydfrontera]

not javier telling lloyd he'll talk with arcos to send him to therapy for saying he'd get sap from the woods where elves live 😭

and lloyd going "harsh but understandable" pleaseeee 😭

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #they are so bitchy with one another i love it #this is also in the same conversation where javier tells him 'if anyone believed that could be done i'd think they're six years old' #'why?' 'because i was six years old when i stopped believing i was going to befriend an elf' 'are you calling me immature?' #'i'm not. not calling you that' then?' 'im just not pulling any punches' 'how do you even know what that means?' #'you've used that expressions several times so i got what you meant by it' #likeeee pleaseee why didn't we get this banter 😭😭😭😭 #they're so funny together #javier asrahan

[srenorsomethin9]

I just have the urge to strangle Jax because he's so sassily annoying

#I love him but I'd punch him if I could #tadc #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus

[saninthebuilding]

think i'm starting to understand the aggressive fangirling behaviour...

like sIR RESPECTFULLY RUN ME TF OVER WHAT-

#shitwithsan #jeon jungkook #army #hes so fine #hes so hot #wtf #who allowed him #he could beat the shit out of me and i'd still find him hot #and he boxes????? #like sir forget your punching bag im right here #how about we spar together but it's just you sweeping the floor with me #and i do karate too #but for you i'd do anything holy shit #mans so fine #so so so fine #this picture resurfaced in my timeline and i'm gone omg #just kill me already #jeon fucking jungkook

[lacteawhy]

I hate to think about it but Sherman would probably be the perfect guy for me to express my feelings to.

Cause I like

I would call him names, say that he's a dumb stinky bitch and HE'D LAUGH AND LOVE IT PROBABLY?? I'd punch him in the shoulder and HE'D PROBABLY ENJOY THAT TOO

AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY. PERSONALITY WISE HE'S THE MOST FITTING FOR ME. HE'D EASILY DEAL WITH MY SHITTY WAYS OF EXPRESSING LOVE.

#I mean I am flexible with people #but I'd be the most open with him. #IT FRUSTRATES ME SO MUCH #maybe I could punch Dar too... #and he'd take it easily #others? #not so sure.. #i wouldn't dare to punch Curie #it might trigger Hector #Charlie and John would anxiously laugh it off but they don't like it #and Travis would find it frustrating

[miqotepotatoe]

Me, bored.

FFXIV character creator: Wanna mess around?

I give you, Lalafell Cole

#ffxiv #ninjago #cole brookstone #I'm already considering making an alt with him #jobs i'd think he'd main: warrior monk reaper and dancer #warrior because super strengh + earth (the limit break is litterally summoning a mountain to protect your party) #monk because earth punch #reaper because scythe and enshroud could be like when he became a ghost #dancer because of his dancing background #the face also has a bushy mustache so if i desire i could just put it on and be rocky dangerbuff for a day #i have too many characters as it is i don't need another

[hyunsuksswife]

#I want him to punch me in the face #LOOK AT HIS THIGHS #he could step on me and i'd thank him #bias #kpop #i love him with all my heart #cix #cix hyunsuk #hyunsuk #yoon hyunsuk #ult bias #holy shiiiiiiit

[raylex]

I'VE NEVER SEEN THE RENDER OF HIM ON THIS COVER BEFORE!!! it looks to be either an early or an altered version of the pre-existing render with him stomping on andré. either way, LOOK AT HIM!!!!! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY HE LOOKS SO BADASS MWAH MWAH MWAH 💖💖💖

#self ship #mine #i was gonna say he could punch me in the face and i'd thank him but he would never do that he's way too nice #i think he should punch me in the face with his lips however? 😳 #💜☀️ray of sunshine☀️💜

[undeadasshcle]

    i had to collage them bc tumblr kept rotating them and i was so close to deleting my entire blog out of anger.

    but anyway!! i met them and i DID cry a little. they also all asked if my name was irish and i just,,, no i’m just gay, sir. 

    i also met this little guy. i miss him.

#━━ ❛ clown hours : ooc. #okay last ooc now FOR SURE #i'll clean my blog up tomorrow sometime bc dear god #but but but #it was so fun #robin was so sweet and talking to people for so long. he said he loved my hair #a riddler cosplayed went in for a photo with him and he said 'hello old friend' to them #and idk about them but i would have passed away if it were me #hope they're okay now #david was so chill. he just did whatever #a jerome cosplayed wanted a photo of them doing the mirror punch fest scene #and he just got on the ground and did it #cameron was so sweet and his favourite is jerome #so to the jeremiah likers. get FUCKED #i say that as if i don't love jeremiah #jerome is 100% love and jeremiah is 98% #anyway it was fun and i'd go again if they were going #but i'm kicking and screaming and crying into my pillow that corey wasn't there #could have had him sign the os/ed picture. would have made me so happy #okay i'm actually don #e #i feel a little feral rn. but watch ever ounce of personality get sucked outta me the moment i go back to class tomorrow lmao

[dobaara]

can i ask why you were chasing a guy through eight floors of your school in heels 😭 /gen

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#okay first of all he's a 6'3” bitch (derogatory) #we all hate him here #so let's call him P because that's his initial #so it was ethnic day and this guy says some slurs against me (and my skin colour #mind you we both are indian) #and then says some derogatory shit about my mom #now if you know me #you know that i'd kill for my family and friends esp my mum. #so i chased him through the eight floors of my school in six inch heels #and called him all the insults i could think of before pouncing on him and punching the shit out of him. #i had to be pulled away and then #when my teachers asked what i was yelling i told them that i was mocking his name #because coincidentally all the insults were in tamil and they all started from...you guessed it P! #so yeah that happened